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DLHS Hour 1 | Trump wants millions to reopen Alcatraz · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Billy d Williams, who played my real father.
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  Speaker 2: Let my hand fall off.
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  Speaker 3: That's the greatest plot ever. No, did I tell you?
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  Speaker 1: He painted a picture and I thought bad When he
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  Speaker 1: was working, I said, I thought the.
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  Speaker 3: Picture, man, it's a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Back Billy, he said eight grand and take your picture back.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second. So he painted it for you, but
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  Speaker 3: there was charging you for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought he was. It was beautiful too.
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  Speaker 3: That's lyrics. But was it eight grand beautiful? It was?
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  Speaker 3: It was? No.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't want a big ass cannon picture of
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  Speaker 1: me holding the cannon cold forty five.
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  Speaker 3: I can't use.
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  Speaker 1: That was. Happy birthday of the Sterling Sharp. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to Paul Rudd, a very funny man. Happy birth to
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  Speaker 1: the Julie Urge from the US soccer team. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to John Bratzenburger from Cheers. Happy birth to the Spencer
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  Speaker 1: gd section plus the Jazz Report on the d O.
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  Speaker 3: Hugley Show. She's Jazz, Jes she Smart.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report.
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  Speaker 1: On the d L. Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 2: The Trump administration has requested one hundred and fifty two
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  Speaker 2: million dollars in its fiscal year twenty twenty seven federal
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  Speaker 2: budget proposal guess what to refurbish and reopen Alcatraz. The
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  Speaker 2: administration argued that restoring Alcatraz is an appropriate response to
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  Speaker 2: the Federal Bureau of Prisons housing violent criminals and crumbling
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  Speaker 2: detention centers.
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  Speaker 1: Here's here's what I will say. He's asked for one
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  Speaker 1: point five trillion dollars for military. Indeed, he said openly,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't me saying it. He said that they you know,
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  Speaker 1: states need to pay for daycare, and so he's not
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  Speaker 1: concerned about affordability for you. What he is is asking
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  Speaker 1: for about about seven hundred million dollars finishing the White
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  Speaker 1: House through one hundred seventy five million dollars to finish Alcatraz.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't care about you at all, and now he's
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  Speaker 1: not even pretending to.
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  Speaker 3: And let's be clear, they no more rescued that.
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  Speaker 1: Guy than a man on the moment, they have not
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  Speaker 1: rescued that dude, because if they had, Trump would wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have been able to He wouldn't have had the tweet inane.
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  Speaker 1: He looked that tweet looked insane, insane, they should be
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  Speaker 1: article twenty five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It looked like he did a press conference that they
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  Speaker 3: rescue that. He says.
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  Speaker 2: They rescued him and talked about how he was and
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  Speaker 2: then he just stood straight up.
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  Speaker 1: We're this picture they don't, you know, said, Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: MAGA doesn't believe anything with evidence. There's more evidence to
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  Speaker 1: suggest that Trump is a pedophile than that that American
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  Speaker 1: pilot was rescued. He's a liar, He's always lied, and
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  Speaker 1: they're openly trying to commit crimes, and with a war criminal.
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  Speaker 1: The two most unpopular men in the world and lives
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  Speaker 1: in the word who Yahoo and Trump they're more unpopular
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  Speaker 1: than than the Jing King then, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I dropped a pan. They're more popular than the people
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to get rid of. And Iran, all I.
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  Speaker 3: Know is you can't tell me that you told me.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time that our people went looking for
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  Speaker 2: him and their people were also looking for him, and
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  Speaker 2: they didn't find what we did.
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  Speaker 3: And he was eight hundred miles from way Crash. That's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred miles from way crash. You know what else
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  Speaker 1: is there? They believe that nuclear the uranium is there.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they tried. It's a post on my thing.
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  Speaker 1: How did he get eight hundred miles? How did he
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  Speaker 1: get eight hundred miles?
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  Speaker 3: Wow? After being injured from being ejected, and even that
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  Speaker 3: movie that they did about to do crash, he went
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  Speaker 3: forty miles.
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  Speaker 1: It was a whole movie before we got to see him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that jazz. A woman said
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  Speaker 1: she won't let her mom share her room with her
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend in her home. Is a woman right or is
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  Speaker 1: she out of pocket?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: The mother used to not let her sleep in the
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  Speaker 1: bed even though she live with her boyfriend. She wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let her sleep in the bed with her boyfriend at her.
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  Speaker 3: House, right right?
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  Speaker 1: So one day you gonna need playing with her lay
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  Speaker 1: your head and instead of doing that, she would go
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  Speaker 1: get a hotel room. She's like, now you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm gonst sleep with my man if you
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. Now that she's mad and her and
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  Speaker 1: her father's passed on on her mother's dating. And now
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  Speaker 1: she wants to sleep with her boyfriend in her house
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  Speaker 1: and she don't feel comfortable with it, or maybe she
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  Speaker 1: being hated, but whatever, she's her house, just like her
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  Speaker 1: mama had her rule. She got hers and the brother
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  Speaker 1: moved out because he could hear the mother and the
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend getting down in that.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Wait.
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  Speaker 3: While the brother living with the sister, the.
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  Speaker 1: Brother lived with the mother, and the mother had the husband,
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  Speaker 1: mother's husband hit, their father died, she had a boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: and her son. You know, her brother lived with her mother,
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  Speaker 1: and he would hear them getting down. He's like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't take this and moved out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm his mother.
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  Speaker 1: She hadn't lost her others, but she didn't gain something else. Jack,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't playing us right, So do you think that
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  Speaker 1: she's out of pocket? Eighty seven seven two six.
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  Speaker 3: All set her up on Twitter at do huge Radio
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  Speaker 3: or on Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: The do O Huge Show on the website is the
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  Speaker 2: do huge show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a pretty consistent theme about parents when
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  Speaker 1: we were growing up, especially from a certain generation, they
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  Speaker 1: were not your friends. What they said was saker sank
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  Speaker 1: is their ruse, do god by by their ruse right.
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  Speaker 1: They have a hard time living up to that standard, though,
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  Speaker 1: they really do.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they have been in authority, and they've
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  Speaker 1: been over you for so long, you know, an authority
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  Speaker 1: figured for you so long, they can't really fathom what
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  Speaker 1: to do. Like I remember one time I got my joint.
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  Speaker 1: My father came over and I was making I was
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  Speaker 1: making dinner, and uh, he put his feet on my table.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Daddy, I don't put my out and he
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  Speaker 1: just looked at me and never moved feet.
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  Speaker 3: What you're gonna do? I couldn't wait to do it too.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't wait that. I didn't have another move after that.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 3: May go give me a beer.
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  Speaker 1: I like, oh my goodness, it didn't work at all.
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  Speaker 3: I got bought it.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think parents, first off, it is a
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  Speaker 1: really simple thing. It is her house, it's her rules,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, just like it was your house, EO rules.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, when she didn't like it, she
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  Speaker 1: got her hotail room. Yeah it ain't that hard, but
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  Speaker 1: what a parent it is, because you know, but it
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  Speaker 1: ain't that hard. And I think that the same respect
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  Speaker 1: because once you're grown and we're all adults, what we
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  Speaker 1: have to rely on is a certain modicum of respect.
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  Speaker 1: Absent that because nobody has to do anything for anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: And if we want to have a close, familiar relationship,
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  Speaker 1: it has to be some measure of respect, and I
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  Speaker 1: have to it has to be reciprocal.
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  Speaker 3: So you and mister Eugene don't have to go on.
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  Speaker 1: Do you tell your mamma? You and Roosevelt?
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  Speaker 3: Now you know, I mean, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would be insult like I know when
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  Speaker 1: I go visit her, like if I'm playing a gig,
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  Speaker 1: Ryan gets insulted that I don't stay at her place,
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  Speaker 1: right right, right, But I also know they don't have
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  Speaker 1: room service. And as much as run now, ain'tetting robbed
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  Speaker 1: at her living room?
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  Speaker 3: I know that too, so.
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  Speaker 1: But it is insulting with somebody, Like if somebody come
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  Speaker 1: to town and you're really close and they go, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you stay here?
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  Speaker 3: And you don't, they're insulted that you don't. Yep, yep,
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  Speaker 3: oh boy, just like her mother was insulted that she was.
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  Speaker 1: But if you made it uncomfortable for me, why would
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  Speaker 1: I I'm not going to ask you and I'm grown.
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  Speaker 3: So do you think she was wrong?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to our social media platform and can
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  Speaker 1: they saying?
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  Speaker 3: I think yeah? Dave from Chicago saying, these are the
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  Speaker 3: same morals that she was raised up with now she's
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  Speaker 3: utilizing so right, how can.
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  Speaker 1: Be maddn't didn't your wife got upset that your starter
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  Speaker 1: told her not to come by right without calling? Right? Yep,
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  Speaker 1: she told her not to come by without calling, right,
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  Speaker 1: And that was a little insulting for your wife, right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she was paying attention. But yeah, kind of
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  Speaker 3: you know, take her makes.
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  Speaker 1: Your means because I think when you have to tell
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  Speaker 1: your parents something that I used to hearing, they so
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  Speaker 1: what you mean? Like, remember there's like, uh, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: want your little friends.
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  Speaker 3: You heard that?
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  Speaker 1: Fam, I don't want you to How come you don't
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  Speaker 1: follow me on Facebook? Because you ain't one of my
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  Speaker 1: little friends. That's why I ain't following yep.
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  Speaker 3: And usually that's closely followed by a slap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they can't do that now because they go
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  Speaker 1: to jail for assaults. See what I'm saying, I'll put
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  Speaker 1: a good old days all right, who do you think
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  Speaker 1: was wrong? We're gonna get to your calls in the