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You are not old enough to be a grandparent · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's you give me that stuff mushroom back right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so true.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Could you badge it, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, no, it's not gonna work like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have to read something that I'm never gonna get okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've realized this is settled in my brain, and I'm never gonna get past it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I never will understand young grandmothers.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what I mean by that, and especially we live in an area where there, you know, families had always trended very young here.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh I'm just I've realized at my age now, I am 55, I think.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and I think I've never I'm never gonna be able to not imagine a grandparent as with either gray hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's always gonna be the image.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you could tell me you're 42 and a grandparent, I'm not gonna believe you.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just in my own soul, yeah, I can't shake this belief.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kind of like think of something that you are stuck believing, and it doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like they could here's all the proof in the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, nope, that's not that's not true.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's just not gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's funny because my grandma looks or looked, now she looks dead.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um so she looked like the wholesome grandmother that you were exactly picturing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't shake it because I read this and I'm like, no way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because this chick's gotta be younger than me, and I remember watching her as a kid in the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I didn't follow her over to Hallmark.
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  SPEAKER_01: Candace Cameron, brrrr, uh DJ became a second-time grandmother.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you how.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and it's Oh, I can tell you how too, but the kids are still on the way to school.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want that lesson or no?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so weird though, but if you think about this, once I tell you this, you are gonna your mind's gonna be blown.
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  SPEAKER_02: Although I think you know this and you just forgot.
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  SPEAKER_02: My friend Sonia is about to become a grandma.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, she's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, she's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: How old is Sonia?
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  SPEAKER_01: 42, 43.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, she's not gonna be a grandma.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like some other relative.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's like a she's like an old an older aunt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like in my mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not a grandmother.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know you guys don't know what Sonya looks like, but I'm gonna describe her a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's got curly hair and always wears like some t-shirt that's got something fun on it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like it would have like um I was gonna say care bears, but that's not a good example.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the one that they uh didn't she post the Halloween thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you say that phrase that she had put up about uh Oh the one that I posted for?
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  SPEAKER_02: Was it you?
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  SPEAKER_00: You posted it for her?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so she is a waxer by that is her trade.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it says, Don't be spooky, wax that coochie.
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  SPEAKER_01: That would be on a t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: She'd wear that.
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  SPEAKER_02: She would wear that shirt, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: She wears like fun jewelry, uh, barrels, barrel jeans.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't even know.
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  SPEAKER_02: She just dresses really cute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I know that sometimes people follow a religious path or a belief, and they, you know, get married very young and they have kids very young.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I believe Candace Cameron is isn't she uh she's super ultra religious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's all that's not a negative, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying sometimes you see certain cultural patterns.
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  SPEAKER_02: My friend Katie became a grandmother at 40.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, she didn't?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's not religious either.
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  SPEAKER_02: She just has lots of kids, and then they start having lots of kids.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's just well, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's that.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's more twin tiers than just no.
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  SPEAKER_02: And she's not even from the twin tiers.
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  SPEAKER_02: So can't be just popping out those Cleveland babies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, so kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: They come out of the womb with big gold hoops and shiny ear.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shiny silver lips with that dark lip liner.
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  SPEAKER_02: They all look Puerto Rican, but they're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: How boring.
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  SPEAKER_02: From the womb.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's not true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Her oldest is Puerto Rican.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you want to know, I gotta tell you one other thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, it's lots of kids, Katie, and lots of partners, Katie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she does.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's got uh, how many baby daddies does she have?
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  SPEAKER_01: She's in every suburb.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, please don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's like, and she would be in the 617, or uh, what is it, 607, the 585.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where are you at this weekend?
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  SPEAKER_01: 585.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll be back to the 607 next week.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, I got a pit stop at the 570.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really daring go out to the 716.
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  SPEAKER_02: And lots of cultures, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, and I don't know if this is like usually she doesn't discriminate, does she?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know if this is usually a Puerto Rican thing to have children young, but she had a baby with a Puerto Rican man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So when her youngest was a baby, we would ask him, Corey, what are you?
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  SPEAKER_02: And he would go, Puerto Rican.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to the Candace Cameron thing for becoming a grandmother for the second time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you please uh can you please Google her age?
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  SPEAKER_01: I swear I don't even no matter what it is, she's not old enough to be a grandpa.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, not to point out the obvious, but you're also old enough to be a grandpa because you do have a daughter who would who's possible of having kids.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, but I am not gray-haired, beginning to start a hunch, good at making pies.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: But if you did have hair, wouldn't it be gray?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: So she's 50.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're dancing into okay age, but I just it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can somebody tell us?
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  SPEAKER_02: Just text us the youngest grandma you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I I really need to know this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm so curious, because my like I said, my friend Katie, she was a grandma at the age of 40.
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  SPEAKER_01: April 62, I was 38 when I became a grandma.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you didn't.
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  unknown: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Just in the middle of the dial.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you didn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Pardon me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're sort of starting to sound like a grandma, actually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, let me come over here for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, 8557.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom was 34 when she became a grandma.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, she wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, she wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what you're getting from me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to April for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, I am 40 now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and my grandson and I are uh walking all over.
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  SPEAKER_01: My oldest son is almost 21.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're still not a grandma.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh my mom was 39 when she became a grandparent.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, she didn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh do you love this?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love uh this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dad was 18 when he had my sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: And she had a baby at 16.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he was 34 and a grandpa.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: No, he wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is crazy because I'm thirty four I'm a I'm a thirty four year old.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: It says I'm a thirty four year old teenager now and still trying to have my own kids.
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