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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Why Yankees-Dodgers World Series is EMBARRASSING LOOK for MLB · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, alright, and Toyo live from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Tony fourst show.
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  Speaker 1: Y as always, Bali fools go here with Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Fools go with Tony. Huge joke Today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're going to react to this terrible World
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  Speaker 1: Series matchup that absolutely nobody wanted, explain why it's not
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  Speaker 1: just bad for baseball, it's bad for our country.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And also, you know, we don't normally talk politics on
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  Speaker 1: this show, just you know, every other week or so,
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  Speaker 1: but today we have a story that was so disturbing
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  Speaker 1: we had to address it that We're also going to
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  Speaker 1: answer some of you and male some of your best
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  Speaker 1: and the dumbest questions out there. But Dony gotta welcome
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  Speaker 1: you back formally, welcome you back to the United States.
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  Speaker 1: As you all know on our last episode, Tony broadcast
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  Speaker 1: Live from England, where we found out that a nobody
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  Speaker 1: can tell the difference between a Jaguars jersey and Eagles jersey.
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  Speaker 2: Too, nobody there actually speaks English.
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  Speaker 3: Bizh you know, maybe this whole time we thought we
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  Speaker 3: were speaking English, but we were actually speaking Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, that's mind blowing perspective that Tony. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's so much to get to here,
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  Speaker 1: but first, you know what we need to say. You
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  Speaker 1: out there, Yeah, you listening watching it? You know you
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  Speaker 2: You go do that now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think this is entertainment? No, get
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  Speaker 3: to work, Yeah, exactly. Now we're gonna go do our jobs. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so here we go. Let's get right into a top story. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: all right, first out the gate.
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  Speaker 1: The World series is here, and unfortunately for everybody, it's
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  Speaker 1: a boring matchup.
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  Speaker 2: That nobody wanted.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Tony, you know they're trying to sell this
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  Speaker 1: thing as a bicoastal battle between two big cities.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true at all.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, this is a battle of two New York teams.
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  Speaker 3: The Los Angeles Dodgers are really the Brooklyn Dodges.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone knows this.
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  Speaker 3: They're basically the Brooklyn Dodges of Los Angeles. It's a
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  Speaker 3: terrible look for the MLB. It's too local. This would
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  Speaker 3: be like the Rags in Ireland is facing Golf in
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  Speaker 3: the Stanley Cup Finals, nobody would care.
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  Speaker 1: Just great points all around, that, Tony, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: makes me long really for last year's World Series, right,
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  Speaker 1: even though the Phillies weren't in it, it.
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  Speaker 2: Had a much better match up.
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  Speaker 1: The Texas Rangers versus the Arizona Diamondbacks just had way.
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  Speaker 3: More juice exactly because Texas and Arizona are whole states.
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  Speaker 3: They're not just cities, and that makes it a much
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  Speaker 3: bigger clash.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that was huge, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And talking about a clash, Tony, you know, you see
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  Speaker 1: this the ratings for some of these playoff games, and
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  Speaker 1: they've been bigger in Japan than in the United States.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is just so athetic, isn't it, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: You know, my grandfather fought overseason World War two for
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  Speaker 3: two reasons to protect our country and more importantly, so
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  Speaker 3: we could watch baseball.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't so we could watch other woosy.
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  Speaker 3: Sports like soccer or badminton or women's basketball. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: if he found out about the WNBA, he would have
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  Speaker 3: dropped the atomic bomb on us instead of Japan.
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  Speaker 1: He was clearly a great man, Tony. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: talking about something not great, the Yankees and Dodgers. These
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  Speaker 1: two teams have corrupted the game of baseball. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this game used to be about something like absolute whitt
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  Speaker 1: in singles, you know, bunting and running into the catcher
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  Speaker 1: at home plate and permanently disabling him. But now it's
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  Speaker 1: all got to be about home runs and these big salaries.
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  Speaker 2: It's gross, Tony, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we need to put a name on what's
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  Speaker 3: going on in baseball with these ridiculous salaries. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to sum it up in three words, athletic prostitute.
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  Speaker 4: Up.
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  Speaker 3: These rich owners are paying filthy amounts of money to
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  Speaker 3: get these high end call boys to swing their bats
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  Speaker 3: and their balls for whoever pays them the most.
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  Speaker 2: It's disgusting, if you ask me, absolutely just disgusting, Tony. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, on that note, we just got to
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  Speaker 2: So just use.
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's get the football, and you know, again
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  Speaker 1: we don't talk politics on this show, Okay, unless we
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  Speaker 1: feel it's extremely important to the audience in the overall
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  Speaker 1: reach of our TikTok clips. Exactly, we just saw a
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  Speaker 1: story that was so troubling Tony, that annoying politician AOC,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just so annoying. I mean, I'll give it
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  Speaker 1: to her that she is semi hots, you know, so okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she did say something so ridiculous. She said that
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  Speaker 1: if you want to get Eagles fans to register the vote,
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  Speaker 1: you should knock on their doors during e games because
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  Speaker 1: you know they'll be home.
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  Speaker 2: Tony, how disgusting? Is this completely un American?
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  Speaker 3: And let me say this, if you want to knock
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  Speaker 3: on my door during an Eagles game, you better be
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  Speaker 3: holding a pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. We are so sick and tired. Yeah, good
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  Speaker 1: people like you, you know, watching this right now or
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  Speaker 1: listen to this having politics stuffed in your face when
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  Speaker 1: you're just trying to enjoy sports.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't worry, We're not going to let those
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  Speaker 3: soft liberals with all their elections and their agendas. What
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  Speaker 3: are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you what are you doing talking?
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  Speaker 4: When as tweeted that she clearly just intended it as
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  Speaker 4: a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, you know it was also intended as
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  Speaker 1: a joke when God created your penis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a magnifying glass just to aoh see it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh shut up, As you're the ones talking politics, you're
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  Speaker 4: the ones that brought it up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm gonna bring you up on charges of
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  Speaker 2: show ruining.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, shut up, now shut out that. Why let's us
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  Speaker 3: keep going here.
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  Speaker 1: Big NFL knows Tony Brown's QB DeShawn Watson out with
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  Speaker 1: an achilles injury. Now, you know a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: they are applauding this, happy this happened because you know,
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson grabbed up all those cat eating immigrants. But
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people they are now coming to his defense,
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  Speaker 1: you know, feeling sorry for her. Or Deshaun Watson's teammate
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  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett. He said the quarterback is quote a model
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  Speaker 1: citizen and therefore it's wrong to boo him.
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  Speaker 2: And that just puts it all in perspective, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't it absolutely when you think about it, compared to
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  Speaker 3: Miles Garrett, you know, who once tried to violently decapitate
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  Speaker 3: someone with his helmet.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, In fact, I just saw p Diddy came out
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  Speaker 1: and released his own statement about this and said DeShawn
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  Speaker 1: Watson is a model citizen and also a pillar of
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  Speaker 1: the commuted. And well, again that just puts it all
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  Speaker 1: in perspective, doesn't it doubting?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I heard that someone spoke to the family
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  Speaker 3: of serial killer Ted Bundy and they all agreed that
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  Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson is a model citizen.
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  Speaker 2: So again perspective. There you go, perspective.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, also coming to Watson's defense, here was
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  Speaker 1: a Brown's backup QB, Jameis Winston. He got very emotional,
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  Speaker 1: see she thought sheer when Deshaun Watson got injured, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, quote, he would never pull a man when
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  Speaker 1: he's down, And well, that's just that's more bad news
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  Speaker 1: for DeShawn, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right now, he could really use someone to pull
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  Speaker 3: him while he's down, you know, preferably lying on a
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  Speaker 3: flat table.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we all know.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Deshaun Watson lives for, so it probably hurts
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  Speaker 3: him to know that his backup QB or anyone else
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  Speaker 3: for that matter, won't even do that for him.
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  Speaker 1: Just heartfelt analysis that Tony and well, staying in the AFC.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: They may a big move bringing in Devonte Adams, it's
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  Speaker 1: still lost by a mile to the Steelers. Now, people
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  Speaker 1: they're saying Devantae Adams should have already fixed things with
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  Speaker 1: the Jets, but they got it all wrong. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's clear the team still has the exact same problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they currently only have two of Aaron Rodgers' former teammates,
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  Speaker 3: Devonte Adams and Alan Lazard. There's still fifty one guys
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  Speaker 3: on the Jets that aren't former Aaron Rodgers teammates. How
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  Speaker 3: is he supposed to know how to play with them
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  Speaker 3: if he hasn't done that already for six or eight years.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if I'm the Jets, I'm bringing back Greg Jennings,
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  Speaker 3: Randall Cobb, Donald Driver. And also you know Mike mccaffee
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  Speaker 3: will be free very shortly, so you could bring him
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  Speaker 3: back too, and maybe just add a yellow stripe to
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  Speaker 3: the uniforms just so it's all the same.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific player personnel analysis that Dony and Well, now
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  Speaker 1: it's time at this part of the show.
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  Speaker 2: To do viewer mail.
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  Speaker 1: Fewer male Now, we asked our producer back there Moron
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  Speaker 1: to pick the questions, and he just did a terrible job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, listen to this first one he piked out
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  Speaker 1: for us. Yeah, why are you celebrating the Eagles when
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  Speaker 1: their last three wins have come against teams with a
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  Speaker 1: combined record of five and sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about that.
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  Speaker 3: No, what are you even talking about? These stat losers?
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  Speaker 3: I don't watch stats. I watch football games.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing? What are the Eagles supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do? Control their schedule? Exactly what you want me
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  Speaker 1: that you asked the question just shows how dumb you are.
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  Speaker 2: know why we picked that question though. That was damn,
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's another one. Dear Paul and TONI, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you take callers anymore? I've been waiting to call
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  Speaker 1: me know. Well, that's there's a simple answer for that.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear from you. It's the Pauli and
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the pauling Tonian random call is.
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  Speaker 1: Show no nobody anyone who knows anything about sports talk
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  Speaker 1: means yeah, the reason you have callers is to fill time.
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  Speaker 3: The only one who's taking calls is produced Jay's mom
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  Speaker 3: because she works as a phone sex operator.
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  Speaker 1: The phones well and happy to take calls. Uh oh.
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  Speaker 1: That leads in a perfect question here right. It says,
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  Speaker 1: dear Paul and Tony, why are you so mean to
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  Speaker 1: your producer and if you hate him, so much, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you fire him?
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  Speaker 2: See that's a stupid question. People don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: See, what do you want us to do press all
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  Speaker 1: the buttons and the what not to get the show
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  Speaker 2: We let the nerds do all the button pushing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I mean, seriously, it's the only buttons he's
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  Speaker 1: It's the only buttons he knows where to find.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: He has no experience with other buttons, just the ones
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  Speaker 3: on the keyboard.
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  Speaker 1: The only wish I wish he'd press the mute button.
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  Speaker 2: That would be the one he unfortunately doesn't. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he has a better job of finding
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  Speaker 1: the glitterists than the mute button.
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  Speaker 2: That's the problem with him. Oh horrible, but yeah again
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  Speaker 2: another terrible question. Yeah, and exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just explain, maybe, Tony, We need to explain
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  Speaker 1: how this business works. See, in this sports talk business,
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  Speaker 1: what you do is you have talented people on the
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  Speaker 1: camera right in front of the microphone, less.
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  Speaker 2: Talented people back.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the problem is that it just creates the
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  Speaker 1: split where in front, you know, you have these terrific,
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  Speaker 1: amazing people, and behind them you just have this.
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  Speaker 2: Useless skug dumb dumb And there's nothing you can.
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  Speaker 1: Do about it, Tony, because you know that if they
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  Speaker 1: were good, they'd want to be up here.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they try THEO.
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  Speaker 3: I have something to say. No, stay back there. Nobody
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  Speaker 3: wants to see you.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I think he's getting upset, Tony. He's getting upset.
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  Speaker 1: He might forget to press the buttons. Yeah all right, yah,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, all right, let's here's another one, Tony. It's
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  Speaker 1: a he says, I dare Paully and Tony, what's with
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  Speaker 1: all the ads in your show? It's twenty minutes and
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  Speaker 1: I have to listen to like five ads. It's not
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  Speaker 1: called the ad show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, we.
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  Speaker 1: Apologize to you for the fact that businesses are clamoring.
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  Speaker 2: That's how bad it works in this show.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, just as a gift to you and
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right? Are we back? Are we back on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: All right? See, I hope you enjoyed all those terrific ads.
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  Speaker 2: You know that was for you. Yeah, you'll literally asked
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  Speaker 1: Exactly shut your mouth next time, and you know, great,
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  Speaker 1: more money for us, don't That's all this is?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, look looks like a great place to just wrap
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  Speaker 4: Produces j what what corrections?
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  Speaker 2: Wack?
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  Speaker 4: You said the Jets should sign Donald Driver?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, yeah it would be a huge pickup. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Donald Driver is forty nine years old and he hasn't
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  Speaker 4: played since twenty thirteen. So no, that's never happening.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm going to take my car at
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  Speaker 1: Driver over your nutsack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then after that, I'm going to drive my nutsack into
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  Speaker 3: your mom.
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  Speaker 4: You seem to imply that the fan bees for the
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  Speaker 4: Arizona Diamondbacks is bigger than the one for the New
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  Speaker 4: York Yankees.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well Arizona covers the whole state. Bro. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: called geography. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's literally no way that's possible. Infact, New York
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  Speaker 4: City has a bigger population than all of Arizona combined.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what has a tiny population,
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  Speaker 1: your sperm count.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Yankees is how I would describe your sex life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, great one do.
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  Speaker 1: visit the merch store and Dony, great job, as always.
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  Speaker 2: Saying to you, Paully, another flawless show. We'll see if
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  Speaker 2: people next week. Zee uh m hm