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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 36 - The Gang Commits Mail Fraud · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  >> Speaker A: Hello, weary traveler.
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  >> Jarjeev: I'm not sure what strange
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  magic must have brought you
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  here, but you have stepped
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  into a realm of my creation. A
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  ah, sprawling city filled with
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  danger and glory and most
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  importantly, lots of gold. I
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  call it I La Nomis. Who am I,
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  you might ask? The name is
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  Jarjeev, and I'm the patron
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  deity of gambling. Long story
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  short, this group of idiots,
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  or as you may call them,
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  heroes, made a bet with me
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  that they had what it took to
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  make a bastrop of gold, but
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  left some of the key details
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  blank. So I filled them in
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  myself. I sent them to this
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  pocket dimension into the city
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  I had created with brand new
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  bodies they'd have to attune
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  to.
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  >> Skyler: Can these fools pass my test?
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  >> Jarjeev: Or will they be trapped here
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  forever? So experience my
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  world of trials and
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  tribulations and join
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  alongside this posse of
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  pitiful people. Or as I like
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  to call them, the criminals of
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  Isla Numis.
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  >> Speaker D: Welcome back everybody, to
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  another episode of the
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  Criminals of Isla Numis. We
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  are on episode 36 and I know
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  everybody's probably feeling a
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  little emotionally bummed
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  after last episode, so we'll
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  do quick introductions so that
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  we can jump back into things.
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  To my right, I've got Dave
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  playing Maki. Joining with us,
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  we've got Fatty Lumpkins, who
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  is playing Kido. Next to him
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  we got Jackson, who's playing
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  dez. Then we've got Cameron,
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  who plays Roerick. And last
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  but not least, we've got
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  Quinn, who's playing Lil
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  Sauce. I'm Skyler. I'm the
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  Dungeon Master. I'm your big
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  daddy boy. And I don't know,
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  it's, If you ever listen to
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  the adventure zone, Griffin
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  McElroy and like his first
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  season would always do these
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  little bits at the beginning
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  where he's like, I'm your
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  baseball batting boy. I'm like
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  a big baseball batting boy.
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  That's right. You know, it
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  just like it would be
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  something random and it was
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  always really funny. Anyway,
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  with that being said, we're
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  going to jump into another
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  episode of Criminals of Isla
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  Numis.
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  >> Speaker E: Foreign.
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  >> Speaker D: welcome back everybody, to
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  another episode of Criminals.
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  Violet, new Miss. As I said
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  before, when last we left off,
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  you guys had managed to
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  >> Speaker A: escape the facility before it
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  imploded.
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  >> Speaker D: The Steelborn facility where
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  they were making the Euphoria,
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  to be specific, it imploded.
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  Nothing is left except for
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  the. The desk of the guy that
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  was running the whole thing,
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  which Maki had. And, Kido had
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  thrown out the window to help
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  get you guys out. And his
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  entrails and his entrails and
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  head, which the group, I
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  guess, has.
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  >> Speaker F: Well, the Rock Bottom Club
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  has.
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  >> Speaker D: Oh, you just left it for him?
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  >> Speaker G: Yeah, I just.
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  >> Speaker F: I left. I just sat it down and
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  I walked away.
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  >> Speaker D: Would you be offended if you
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  turned around and looked back
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  and saw that they didn't take
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  it?
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  >> Speaker F: Well, I'd go back and grab it.
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  Oh, okay.
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  >> Speaker D: I'm going to say that's what
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  happened.
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  >> Speaker H: All right.
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  >> Speaker F: Then I went back, all the way
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  back. I look back and I see
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  him walking away without my G.
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  Right.
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  >> Speaker D: First of all, you're like a
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  cat that brings a dead.
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  >> Speaker F: I'm like, you guys. You guys
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  couldn't take care of it, so I
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  didn't know. I'm giving you
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  tribute and you didn't take
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  it.
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  >> Speaker I: I'm taking it back.
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  >> Speaker D: It's fair enough.
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  >> Speaker G: No, that's.
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  >> Speaker D: I mean, that's fair. I think
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  it's better that you have it.
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  >> Speaker F: I can probably extract some
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  kind of information.
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  >> Speaker D: You might be able to. He's got
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  a partial robot mind, so who
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  knows? If you can find
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  somebody who has some
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  artificing skills, might be
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  able to, extract some
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  information from that for
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  sure. With that being said,
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  it's getting pretty late.
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  >> Speaker G: Are we. I just thought we were
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  all a Little Sauces.
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  >> Speaker A: Okay.
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  >> Speaker D: Yeah, we can. We can
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  definitely jump in there. You
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  guys limp and drag your way,
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  from the. The Condale
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  district, which is where
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  you're currently at, all the
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  way back to the Mediumville
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  district. You might take that
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  ferry. Cuz I think you guys
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  managed to get a pass of some
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  kind last time. I'm not 100%
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  sure if that's the case and
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  maybe you don't. Whatever the
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  case, one way or another, you
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  guys managed to get yourselves
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  back to Little Sauce's place
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  and crash for the night. You
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  guys all take a big long rest
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  and wake up the next morning.
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  >> Speaker G: Oh, we can talk if you want to
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  debrief after all that. All
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  right.
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  >> Speaker D: I thought you were debriefing.
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  Yeah. Over a pot of coffee
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  that you get from that nearby,
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  cafe.
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  >> Speaker F: Sure.
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  >> Speaker D: Yeah. Okay. So you do that.
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  You go get your. You guys get
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  a big old pot of coffee. and
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  you guys are all sipping on
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  some caffeine while you guys
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  debrief about what happened
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  last night.
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  >> Speaker F: I just made a fresh pot of
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  coffee. Who wants some coffee?
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  >> Speaker G: Fresh pot of coffee coming
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  right up. Hey, how you feel? A
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  Little sauce.
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  >> Speaker I: Oh, you've been hit by a bus.
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  >> Speaker D: there was a semire.
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  >> Speaker G: Yeah, there was a semi steer.
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  >> Speaker D: Anyway.
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  >> Speaker I: A big horse Drawn cartoon ran
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  me over.
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  >> Speaker G: That was a lightning bolt
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  actually.
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  >> Speaker I: Oh, I don't remember that.
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  >> Speaker G: Oh, good. Probably for the
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  best.
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  >> Speaker I: What's everybody's you guys
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  plans from here?
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  >> Speaker D: You say you guys as if you're
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  not part of this.
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  >> Speaker I: I know. I'm saying what's
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  everybody think?
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  >> Speaker G: I don't know. Hey, we were
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  talking.
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  >> Speaker G: I'm talking a little sauce. We
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  and I'm pointing to keto and
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  Daz. we want more planes to
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  get, us out of here. Okay. So
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  that's it. That's all we
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  really. Well, we want money.
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  >> Speaker A: See?
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  >> Speaker G: Did you remember what Jar, Jim
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  said? How we go back to our
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  world? Yeah. We meet a million
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  gold and up until the last
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  night, all of your plans that
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  we've been doing involved us
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  just not getting gold. So I'm
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  saying is let's try to just
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  change our frame of reference
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  and do more plans to get us
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  gold?
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  >> Speaker I: I think we took down the
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  legionnaires. We could take
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  all their gold.
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  >> Speaker F: DEZ writes on his little
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  board, it says, I refuse to
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  help any more civilians except
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  for monetary gain.
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  >> Speaker G: That's basically how all of us
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  feel. But who are these
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  legionnaires? So you told us
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  they're like terrorists. But
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  like the thing I know about
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  terrorists is they're usually
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  poor and just want to blow
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  everything up.
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  >> Speaker I: Am I wrong?
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah. But how are they getting
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  the money
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  >> Speaker D: to buy this stuff to blow
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  things up?
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  >> Speaker A: That always blew my mind. Like
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  the Joker.
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  >> Speaker D: The Joker just like has enough
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  explosives to blow up the
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  entire freaking Wayne Tower
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  one day.
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  >> Speaker G: He just whales them.
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  >> Speaker F: Now when it comes to the
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  Joker, you have to know that
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  the Joker is like a syndicate
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  of criminals.
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  >> Speaker D: That's true.
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  >> Speaker F: They do other criminals.
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  >> Speaker G: He directs them to get their
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  resources.
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  >> Speaker F: The Joker does the big stuff.
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  He does the fun stuff with the
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  blowing up, but he's got
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  minions to do the give the
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  money.
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  >> Speaker D: With that being said, I think
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  the same principle applies
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  here. We got to become the
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  Joker.
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  >> Speaker G: Oh, what kind of terrorist
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  organization are you? Like,
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  are they like a deep pocketed
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  group? Or are they just like
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  the crazy type that just wants
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  to blow everything up because
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  they blew up the arena? So
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  they're kind of more fitting
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  the crazy type that just blows
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  everything.
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  >> Speaker I: Well, they got a lot of money.
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  and they're the ones.
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  >> Speaker G: Wait, how, Wait, how do you
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  know that?
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  >> Speaker I: So they're the ones doing the
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  body mods, right?
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  >> Speaker D: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker I: Well, you remember what's his
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  nut?
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  >> Speaker G: what?
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  >> Speaker I: What's his nut? The guy that
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  we just killed. I don't know,
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  I was knocked out.
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  >> Speaker G: You're born.
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  >> Speaker F: I was knocked.
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  >> Speaker J: Professors.
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  >> Speaker G: I was knocked out for half of
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  it. But you weren't knocked
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  out for the part at the end
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  where I was almost dead.
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  >> Speaker I: I was. I don't remember hardly
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  any of it. Oh, apparently I
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  was hit by a
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  >> Speaker G: lightning bolt, I guess. Yeah,
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  your memory was a little
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  wonky.
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  >> Speaker I: Anyways, he's part of the
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  legionnaires, and they're
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  doing the body modifications
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  to try and live forever. So
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  they have a lot of money.
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  >> Speaker G: Technology is kind of pricey,
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  and they're.
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  >> Speaker I: They're.
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  >> Speaker G: They.
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  >> Speaker I: They. They're doing a lot of
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  bad stuff. So win, win, get
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  their money. We stop them.
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  >> Speaker G: I mean, if they are rich, then
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  that sounds like they do have
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  a lot of money. That sounds
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  like it went for both of us.
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  >> Speaker A: Huh?
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  >> Speaker H: Huh?
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  >> Speaker G: And remember, they're
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  criminals, so they can't narc
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  on us.
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  >> Speaker F: Des nods. Des nods very
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  firmly. Yes, absolutely.
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  >> Speaker D: You hear a knock at the door.
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  >> Speaker G: I go and open it.
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  >> Speaker H: They were listening.
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  >> Speaker D: Oh, man.
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  >> Speaker H: I knew I shouldn't have had
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  that election.
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  >> Speaker G: That illegally stolen carriage
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  out front again.
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  >> Speaker F: Des swings open the door. Who
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  is it?
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  >> Speaker D: There's nobody there. But you
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  do notice that the little flag
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  on his little, mailbox. What
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  kind of mailbox you have?
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  >> Speaker I: Oh, it's. It's a really nice
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  mailbox.
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  >> Speaker F: Square.
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  >> Speaker I: It's, like a perfect cube. It
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  looks like a bottle of sauce.
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  >> Speaker G: Oh, nice. Like a wooden sauce
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  square.
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  >> Speaker D: Bottle of sauce. Got it.
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  >> Speaker F: As they often are.
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  >> Speaker J: Very Minecraftish.
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  >> Speaker D: That's what I was thinking,
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  too.
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  >> Speaker G: Yeah, it's got, a little flag
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  on the side.
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  >> Speaker D: Yeah, the little flag is, the
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  >> Speaker I: handle for the saucepan.
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  >> Speaker D: It's going off, and now it's
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  up.
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  >> Speaker I: Right.
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  >> Speaker F: Is that right, indicating that
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  the mail is here?
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  >> Speaker G: Yes, if that's how you want
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  this world to work, Sure.
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  >> Speaker D: I know, but I just want to
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  make it sound like I want
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  people who are listening to be
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  like, oh, I instantly
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  recognize that if it's up, it
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  means that there's mail there.
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  >> Speaker G: But I don't. I don't have that
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  kind of mailbox. Well, it is
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  up. it means I put mail in for
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  the mail to take.
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  >> Speaker D: Is that how it is? Okay, well,
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  then it is.
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  >> Speaker G: Well, but then if it's.
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  >> Speaker H: You can make it that.
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  >> Speaker E: I don't think there's any
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  notifications that you have
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  mail.
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  >> Speaker G: No, it's literally you just
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  check every day to see if you
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  have mail.
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  >> Speaker D: There are. There is a letter
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  corner sticking out of the
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  mailbox door. The sauce lid.
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  >> Speaker F: I'm so glad that we're
• 9:51
  conforming to the American
• 9:52
  idea of how mail is delivered
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  for the future.
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  >> Speaker H: I know, right? Your own
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  system.
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  >> Speaker D: here's what I'll say. The
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  mailbox, given that it is
• 10:00
  designed to look like a jar,
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  you could
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  >> Speaker G: have made two flags.
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  >> Speaker D: That it is a jar of sauce is
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  clear because it is a jar. And
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  you see that there is a
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  >> Speaker G: letter inside that seems like
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  faulty design. And people
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  steal his mail.
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  >> Speaker D: That's on him. He designed.
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  >> Speaker F: He did.
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  >> Speaker D: He literally. I literally
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  asked him, what does your
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  mailbox look like? And he
• 10:18
  said, it's a dark.
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  >> Speaker I: It's made out of, like, wood.
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  >> Speaker G: Nope, it's not.
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  >> Speaker D: It's not made out of wood.
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  It's not made out of you.
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  >> Speaker H: You gave me something to work
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  with. You can't blame him for
• 10:25
  design when you changed it
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  yourself. he did not specify
• 10:29
  he said wood.
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  >> Speaker D: He just said wood.
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  >> Speaker H: No, he said it when he first
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  said it.
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  >> Speaker J: Well, if the sun catches it
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  just right, takes care of
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  those pesky bills.
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  >> Speaker F: Listen, nobody's gonna be
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  stealing mail because that's a
• 10:41
  felony, and we know that
• 10:42
  people obey the law.
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  >> Speaker H: It's a pretty big number. We
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  were the first criminals. This
• 10:46
  my help, man.
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  >> Speaker D: As per the name of the
• 10:49
  podcast.
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  >> Speaker H: You see the mailman walking
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  away from
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  >> Speaker D: little Sauce's house, and you
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  see a, little corner.
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  >> Speaker H: Wait, was that the mail? It
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  was the government.
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  >> Speaker D: There's a corner of a letter
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  sticking out of the mailbox.
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  >> Speaker F: You start making dog noises.
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  >> Speaker I: I'll peek outside, and I'll go
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  grab the letter.
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  >> Speaker D: Okay, you go grab the letter.
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  You open it up, you bring it
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  back, and on the letter, it
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  looks like a big postcard. And
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  it just says right on the
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  front of it, need gold
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  question mark
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  >> Speaker G: junk mail for a right in the
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  fire.
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  >> Speaker H: And you pull it out, and
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  you're like, ooh.
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  >> Speaker D: And then you see.
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  >> Speaker E: And just all that's left is a
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  gold weight.
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  >> Speaker D: You see, letters start to
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  glow.
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  >> Speaker G: And it says, one scam to rule
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  them all.
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  >> Speaker H: And in the scamdom scam them.
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  >> Speaker D: it says, join at the ground
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  level. Fat caps and hats. A
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  brand new business opportunity
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  from the brilliant mind of
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  Alexandria Dusk Walker.
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  >> Speaker J: Wait a, minute. This is a drug
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  thing? You know, they were
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  talking about those hats. That
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  name. That name that was on
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  the list.
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  >> Speaker H: Nope.
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  >> Speaker J: He pulls out the list right
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  here.
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  >> Speaker G: Don't like it. Don't like it.
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  >> Speaker J: Alexandria.
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  >> Speaker D: Oh, yeah, she has.
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  >> Speaker J: She's like, the largest
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  distributor.
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  >> Speaker G: That's even worse.
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  >> Speaker J: Of drugs.
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  >> Speaker G: That's even worse. She's
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  already onto us, literally.
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  The night after the Place blew
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  up. We get a letter to come
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  work for her.
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  >> Speaker J: I look to who the letter is
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  addressed to.
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  >> Speaker F: If there is a net, Des goes
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  and looks at other mailboxes
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  to see if everyone else got
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  one.
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  >> Speaker E: Committing mail fraud.
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  >> Speaker D: So first, criminals.
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  >> Speaker H: What are you on the back?
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  >> Speaker D: So Des walks out the door to
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  head and go look at the other
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  mailboxes. In the meantime,
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  Maki, you look at what it's
• 12:46
  addressed to.
• 12:46
  >> Speaker H: It says.
• 12:47
  >> Speaker D: It says to feather McGregor.
• 12:49
  And then underneath or current
• 12:51
  resident.
• 12:52
  >> Speaker J: Ah.
• 12:53
  >> Speaker F: See?
• 12:53
  >> Speaker J: They don't even know.
• 12:54
  >> Speaker D: And then, dez, as you go look
• 12:57
  into other people's mailboxes,
• 12:58
  I'm assuming you're going in
• 12:59
  the opposite direction as the
• 13:00
  mailman just came from.
• 13:01
  >> Speaker H: I'm just following the
• 13:03
  mailman. Following the
• 13:04
  mailman. So he, like, puts a
• 13:06
  letter in. You get ahead of
• 13:07
  him. It's like how the.
• 13:12
  >> Speaker D: Oh, this guy didn't get one.
• 13:13
  >> Speaker I: They're on to us.
• 13:14
  >> Speaker H: okay. Well, then you notice
• 13:16
  two things. One, all the.
• 13:17
  >> Speaker D: The mailboxes leading up to
• 13:19
  what he's delivered so far all
• 13:20
  have one of these in them.
• 13:21
  >> Speaker F: I collected all different
• 13:22
  name.
• 13:23
  >> Speaker H: M. You collected all the.
• 13:24
  >> Speaker G: Okay.
• 13:24
  >> Speaker D: And then you also see every
• 13:26
  time he reaches into his bag
• 13:28
  and pulls out letters, you
• 13:29
  see, like, he's just got,
• 13:30
  like, a stack underneath the
• 13:32
  letters. And so he's just
• 13:34
  like, every time he grabs a
• 13:35
  letter to deliver, he also
• 13:36
  grabs one of these and puts it
• 13:38
  in there.
• 13:38
  >> Speaker G: Oh, so these are. He's got a
• 13:40
  stack, but they're all
• 13:41
  addressed to each individual
• 13:43
  address.
• 13:44
  >> Speaker D: Yeah. And he's got them, in or
• 13:45
  organized. So there's going to
• 13:47
  be one of these going into.
• 13:48
  >> Speaker H: I would figure she just would
• 13:49
  have made a blank flyer. And
• 13:51
  he just is putting it with
• 13:52
  this. Why is she putting so
• 13:53
  much effort into the mailing
• 13:55
  magic? That's true.
• 13:56
  >> Speaker D: Well, you know, I thought it'd
• 13:57
  be funny to put his name on
• 13:58
  it.
• 13:59
  >> Speaker J: All the letters are. It's a.
• 14:00
  It's a spell, a simple spell
• 14:02
  that, you know, takes the mail
• 14:05
  that's next to it, it copies
• 14:07
  that name onto it. Or current
• 14:09
  or current resident.
• 14:11
  >> Speaker D: That is cool. That is a cool
• 14:12
  idea. I like that. And it fits
• 14:14
  the character, too. So.
• 14:15
  >> Speaker F: Yeah.
• 14:16
  >> Speaker G: Back to back. New spells made
• 14:18
  last night. Well, last episode
• 14:20
  was the imploding spell, and
• 14:22
  now it's the letter address
• 14:24
  spell.
• 14:25
  >> Speaker H: Two very different spells.
• 14:27
  >> Speaker D: It seems like it can drip
• 14:29
  level,
• 14:29
  >> Speaker A: but I feel like it's gotta at
• 14:30
  >> Speaker D: least be first or second to be
• 14:32
  able to last that long over
• 14:34
  the course of that many
• 14:35
  addresses.
• 14:36
  >> Speaker G: No, it's just A writing spell
• 14:37
  that's literally. What's it
• 14:39
  called?
• 14:39
  >> Speaker D: Let's call it a first level.
• 14:41
  >> Speaker G: It's like he's casting a first
• 14:43
  level spell.
• 14:44
  >> Speaker H: This is in the mailman.
• 14:45
  >> Speaker D: This is the original sender.
• 14:47
  >> Speaker G: Oh, okay.
• 14:48
  >> Speaker F: they could have made these
• 14:49
  through, like, the course of
• 14:51
  two weeks or something.
• 14:52
  >> Speaker D: That's also very possible.
• 14:53
  >> Speaker F: You spend eight hours casting
• 14:55
  however many level one spells.
• 14:57
  >> Speaker D: Whatever the case, there you
• 14:58
  go.
• 14:58
  >> Speaker F: Anyways, Des takes the rest of
• 15:00
  his flyers just, like, down
• 15:02
  this street. I just, I. I
• 15:03
  followed the mailman, and I'm
• 15:06
  either going to pickpocket the
• 15:07
  flyers out of his mailbag, or
• 15:09
  I'm just going to ask him for
• 15:11
  it. But I think taking them to
• 15:13
  secretly out of his bag would
• 15:14
  be a lot funnier.
• 15:15
  >> Speaker D: I mean, I think that's
• 15:17
  probably the only way that
• 15:18
  he's going to do it. So. Yeah,
• 15:19
  roll me a sleight of hand.
• 15:21
  >> Speaker I: All right.
• 15:21
  >> Speaker D: I would say, yeah, no, sleight
• 15:23
  of hand probably fits us the
• 15:24
  most.
• 15:25
  >> Speaker F: I think you're right.
• 15:27
  >> Speaker D: This is going to be the
• 15:28
  caption of this episode. The
• 15:29
  criminals go. The next step in
• 15:31
  their criminal activity.
• 15:32
  >> Speaker G: Mail fraud. They commit.
• 15:34
  >> Speaker H: That's what the caption is,
• 15:36
  the title. They commit mail
• 15:38
  fraud. Question mark, question
• 15:40
  mark. Not click fee, question
• 15:42
  mark.
• 15:45
  >> Speaker F: 14.
• 15:46
  >> Speaker D: 14. Just double check
• 15:51
  >> Speaker H: the mailman.
• 15:52
  >> Speaker D: You reach in there, and it
• 15:54
  just
• 15:54
  >> Speaker H: happens to be the same time
• 15:55
  that he reaches in there and
• 15:56
  your hands touch. And he goes,
• 15:59
  what are you. What are you
• 16:00
  doing with my mail?
• 16:03
  >> Speaker F: DEZ yells freak. And takes it
• 16:05
  anyway.
• 16:07
  >> Speaker H: He goes, hi. do.
• 16:08
  >> Speaker D: Do, just do, like, a dexterity
• 16:10
  save, I guess.
• 16:12
  >> Speaker H: He rolled a 19.
• 16:13
  >> Speaker D: He rolled a 20. And I said,
• 16:15
  what? And I said, let me. Let
• 16:16
  me try again, and we'll see.
• 16:18
  Then he rolled a 19.
• 16:19
  >> Speaker F: That's not even gonna work.
• 16:20
  That's a 14.
• 16:22
  >> Speaker D: So you see, you. You grab the
• 16:24
  letters, you start sprinting
• 16:25
  off.
• 16:25
  >> Speaker H: You look behind him, and all
• 16:26
  you
• 16:26
  >> Speaker D: see is him leaned down, and he
• 16:29
  takes like a. Like a runner's
• 16:30
  pose. And as he does, you see
• 16:33
  the muscles in his thighs
• 16:35
  flex, and you.
• 16:36
  >> Speaker I: It's.
• 16:36
  >> Speaker D: His legs are pure muscle.
• 16:39
  >> Speaker F: He's a cyclist.
• 16:41
  >> Speaker H: No, he's a mailman.
• 16:43
  >> Speaker D: He twists his ankle ever so
• 16:45
  slightly, and you just see a
• 16:48
  cloud of dust just flies out
• 16:50
  behind his legs. He's got his
• 16:52
  hands in, like, a, perfectly
• 16:54
  straight line as he. He
• 16:56
  sprints towards you, throwing
• 16:57
  his arms back. And you see his
• 16:59
  lips, like, coming out, going.
• 17:02
  As he runs up alongside you,
• 17:04
  cuts in front of you and just
• 17:05
  goes.
• 17:08
  >> Speaker H: That's the mail. You're
• 17:10
  Taking.
• 17:11
  >> Speaker D: And he's got, like, veins are
• 17:13
  bulging out of his entire
• 17:14
  body.
• 17:15
  >> Speaker H: And he says, you better get
• 17:16
  those back.
• 17:18
  >> Speaker F: Dez throws him up in the air.
• 17:22
  >> Speaker H: D2K pick up. And he starts
• 17:25
  shooting his hands up, and
• 17:26
  he's like, I'm the one that
• 17:27
  sorts the mail too, you fool.
• 17:30
  >> Speaker D: And he's just snatching him
• 17:31
  out of the air, putting them
• 17:33
  back into a nice stack in his,
• 17:35
  other hand. but it does offer
• 17:36
  you an opportunity to
• 17:38
  potentially escape.
• 17:39
  >> Speaker F: I'll escape.
• 17:40
  >> Speaker G: I'll get out of there.
• 17:41
  >> Speaker D: I'll get out of there.
• 17:41
  >> Speaker G: I wonder what's taking DEZ so
• 17:43
  long.
• 17:43
  >> Speaker D: All of a sudden, in the back
• 17:44
  door of Lil Sauce's place
• 17:47
  opens up and there's.
• 17:48
  >> Speaker H: DEZ writes on the whiteboard,
• 17:50
  do not mess with the mailman.
• 17:53
  Oh, Greg.
• 17:53
  >> Speaker I: Yeah, you don't want to mess
• 17:54
  with him.
• 17:54
  >> Speaker H: Have you seen his cows?
• 17:56
  >> Speaker D: His cows?
• 17:58
  >> Speaker G: Well, did you see him?
• 18:00
  >> Speaker F: DEZ writes on his little
• 18:01
  board. it's not a scam.
• 18:02
  >> Speaker H: We're not the only ones who
• 18:03
  got it.
• 18:04
  >> Speaker F: Or it's not targeted, I guess
• 18:05
  you should say.
• 18:06
  >> Speaker D: Skyler, the. The game master
• 18:08
  quickly writes down that his
• 18:10
  next character is going to be
• 18:11
  this massively muscular,
• 18:13
  calved mailman.
• 18:15
  >> Speaker F: Just an insanely high dex.
• 18:17
  >> Speaker D: And he's a barbarian.
• 18:18
  >> Speaker J: I was thinking of that one guy
• 18:20
  from my hero academia.
• 18:23
  >> Speaker F: Oh, yeah, with the. With the
• 18:24
  rockets on his legs.
• 18:25
  >> Speaker G: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:27
  >> Speaker F: Nice.
• 18:28
  >> Speaker D: awesome. So you guys know that
• 18:30
  it's not targeted towards you
• 18:31
  guys now, so there's that.
• 18:32
  >> Speaker G: Okay, so it. This chick's just
• 18:37
  hiring everyone off the street
• 18:39
  to come work for her drug
• 18:41
  company?
• 18:42
  >> Speaker D: there's a note at the bottom
• 18:43
  of the letter that says, if
• 18:44
  interested, please visit. And
• 18:46
  it's an address located in the
• 18:50
  Asgardia district.
• 18:51
  >> Speaker J: Isn't that where all the rich
• 18:52
  people live?
• 18:53
  >> Speaker D: It is one of two places where
• 18:55
  >> Speaker F: a lot of the rich people live.
• 18:56
  >> Speaker D: Yes.
• 18:57
  >> Speaker G: It's in the Hoity Toity
• 18:59
  neighborhood.
• 19:00
  >> Speaker I: Well, a shop like this would
• 19:01
  be probably true.
• 19:02
  >> Speaker D: Yeah, actually.
• 19:03
  >> Speaker G: So it's a hat factory.
• 19:05
  >> Speaker D: It is a hat business. That's
• 19:08
  what. You know.
• 19:09
  >> Speaker G: Oh, like Dino was the
• 19:11
  connection.
• 19:12
  >> Speaker I: Isn't.
• 19:12
  >> Speaker G: Isn't that what Dino was
• 19:14
  smuggling? Maki no, Kido Keto.
• 19:18
  Des, isn't that what Dino was
• 19:20
  smuggling was hats?
• 19:22
  >> Speaker F: Des nods in agreement.
• 19:23
  >> Speaker G: That's right.
• 19:24
  >> Speaker F: He was. They were putting the,
• 19:25
  hats in big crates.
• 19:27
  >> Speaker G: Why don't we just work for
• 19:28
  Dino? He said we he'd get us a
• 19:31
  job working for him smuggling
• 19:32
  hats. Remember I asked to be a
• 19:34
  smuggler because I'm a Pro at
• 19:36
  it.
• 19:36
  >> Speaker F: Des writes on his board. How
• 19:38
  many low level thugs are
• 19:40
  millionaires?
• 19:41
  >> Speaker G: That's a good point. But then
• 19:42
  again, this job's also low
• 19:44
  level. Line worker.
• 19:45
  >> Speaker F: Des erases his board. He
• 19:48
  writes on the board. Bank job.
• 19:51
  >> Speaker G: I like that.
• 19:52
  >> Speaker F: Also, we've come full circle.
• 19:54
  >> Speaker G: Also, this has nothing to do
• 19:56
  with the legionnaires, which
• 19:57
  we also agreed is where the
• 19:58
  money is.
• 20:00
  >> Speaker F: Does not.
• 20:02
  >> Speaker G: I mean, we also could just rob
• 20:03
  this lady, but that has
• 20:05
  nothing to do with the job.
• 20:06
  >> Speaker J: What do you say? It has
• 20:07
  nothing to do with the
• 20:08
  legionnaires.
• 20:09
  >> Speaker G: Euphoria linked to the
• 20:10
  legionnaires.
• 20:11
  >> Speaker J: Yeah, that professor guy was.
• 20:15
  He was in the legionnaire.
• 20:16
  >> Speaker G: Okay, but is this chick also.
• 20:21
  You know her? She sounds,
• 20:22
  famous.
• 20:24
  >> Speaker J: I would say odds are pretty
• 20:26
  good she's a politician.
• 20:29
  >> Speaker F: First of all, do politicians
• 20:30
  have any real liquid assets,
• 20:33
  or is it just a bunch of
• 20:36
  lucky, lucky stock exchanges?
• 20:39
  That's why we should. I mean,
• 20:40
  is she really a criminal? Is
• 20:42
  she just a politician? What's
• 20:44
  the difference?
• 20:46
  >> Speaker D: Lil Sauce, you have obviously
• 20:48
  heard of Alexandria Dusk
• 20:50
  Walker. She is a very wealthy
• 20:55
  and very famous businesswoman.
• 20:57
  she owns currently three
• 20:59
  companies. One is called
• 21:01
  Eternal Radiance, which
• 21:03
  focuses on selling beauty
• 21:05
  products. One is called
• 21:06
  Fortune's Embrace, which is
• 21:09
  sort of like an investment
• 21:11
  company. You're not entirely
• 21:12
  sure how it all works. And the
• 21:14
  other one is called Imperious,
• 21:15
  Empyrean Ascendancy, which is
• 21:18
  sort of like a weird retreat,
• 21:20
  self help type thing. Large
• 21:22
  corporations, in the area, or
• 21:24
  wealthy individuals with
• 21:25
  groups will usually go out to
• 21:27
  this retreat. It's supposed to
• 21:29
  be kind of like, learn more
• 21:30
  about yourself, discover
• 21:31
  yourself, find your true self.
• 21:34
  Kind of one of those things.
• 21:36
  They might be taken into a
• 21:38
  sweat Hut and then sold
• 21:40
  lemonade once, they're really
• 21:42
  hot and dried out.
• 21:44
  >> Speaker G: Okay, those three things sound
• 21:46
  nice,
• 21:46
  >> Speaker H: but none of them had to do
• 21:47
  >> Speaker G: with her selling hats.
• 21:49
  >> Speaker D: Well, obviously, based on the
• 21:51
  letter that you just received,
• 21:51
  she's now starting a fourth
• 21:53
  business.
• 21:53
  >> Speaker I: Also.
• 21:54
  >> Speaker G: Fat caps, new business,
• 21:55
  pyramid scheme. Wait, but then
• 21:57
  how is. If this is a new
• 21:59
  business, I was Dino.
• 22:00
  Smuggling her hat.
• 22:01
  >> Speaker F: No, they just started the
• 22:03
  smuggling.
• 22:05
  >> Speaker G: Oh, yeah, that's right. I
• 22:06
  know. Just did a shipment just
• 22:08
  recently.
• 22:09
  >> Speaker F: He was fight. They were firing
• 22:12
  Sprout because they're rolling
• 22:14
  out this new delivery system.
• 22:17
  >> Speaker G: Oh, so this is all. So they.
• 22:19
  They. That was like the trial
• 22:21
  run, and now they're trying to
• 22:23
  make it big.
• 22:24
  >> Speaker F: Correct.
• 22:25
  >> Speaker G: Oh, I like how. I just had a
• 22:27
  full conversation with Des.
• 22:31
  >> Speaker H: He's writing all of this down
• 22:32
  on his chest. That's why you
• 22:33
  would just have to imply that
• 22:34
  if it's, if he's talking
• 22:35
  >> Speaker D: to Roerich, I mean, all things
• 22:37
  considered, you didn't say
• 22:38
  like a lot of words. You'd say
• 22:40
  like two to three words and
• 22:41
  he'd be like, oh, and then
• 22:42
  that means that, this and
• 22:43
  you're like. And then this and
• 22:45
  he's like, oh, yeah.
• 22:46
  >> Speaker H: And then this.
• 22:47
  >> Speaker G: Incorrect. Yes.
• 22:48
  >> Speaker D: Yeah.
• 22:49
  >> Speaker H: Underlining.
• 22:50
  >> Speaker G: Okay. Oh, Dino. Yes. Dino is
• 22:55
  one of the guys we met at the
• 22:57
  rocks place. The rocks. and
• 23:00
  he's a smuggler. He's really
• 23:02
  great guy. Definitely moved up
• 23:05
  my best friends list since
• 23:06
  there was an opening near the
• 23:08
  top, recent opening. And he
• 23:10
  smuggled hats with euphoria in
• 23:13
  them to the, the factory we
• 23:15
  went to that blew up.
• 23:16
  >> Speaker F: I have a question about the
• 23:18
  appearance of these hats. We
• 23:19
  did mention that they appeared
• 23:23
  like knit hats, right?
• 23:25
  >> Speaker D: Little beanies kind of like
• 23:26
  beanies. Yeah.
• 23:27
  >> Speaker F: Are we under the assumption
• 23:28
  that these are hand knitted
• 23:30
  hats and we just destroyed
• 23:32
  some old ladies like 30 hours
• 23:35
  of work?
• 23:36
  >> Speaker D: That's a very good point. I
• 23:38
  would say that in a world of
• 23:39
  magic there's definitely ways,
• 23:40
  there's got
• 23:41
  >> Speaker I: to be a way to mass produce.
• 23:42
  >> Speaker D: Yeah, mass produce to some
• 23:43
  extent with knitting.
• 23:44
  >> Speaker I: Especially if they're selling
• 23:45
  their rugs in them.
• 23:45
  >> Speaker J: I won't like in Aragon, how
• 23:48
  they make money making.
• 23:49
  >> Speaker I: They legit just have, they
• 23:51
  legit just have a hundred old
• 23:52
  ladies just like
• 23:53
  >> Speaker G: Happy Gilmore where he just
• 23:55
  has the
• 23:55
  >> Speaker H: old folks home, just making,
• 23:57
  making stuff for it. That's
• 23:58
  also a fair possibility.
• 24:00
  >> Speaker D: Where who's making the hats?
• 24:02
  You're not sure. But you guys
• 24:03
  just saw completed, finished
• 24:05
  hats. And then they were
• 24:07
  putting, there's like a little
• 24:08
  button pouch inside the seam
• 24:11
  of the hat and they were
• 24:12
  putting these, these vials
• 24:13
  inside of them.
• 24:14
  >> Speaker F: I won't rest until I ruin some
• 24:16
  geriatric woman's day.
• 24:18
  >> Speaker D: Jackson and I are going to go
• 24:19
  out and just go ham on.
• 24:21
  >> Speaker G: Probably just elderly for a
• 24:23
  male.
• 24:24
  >> Speaker H: Oh yeah, that raccoon's their
• 24:26
  tank. Where's my Social
• 24:29
  Security station?
• 24:31
  >> Speaker F: Man, those guys at Discover
• 24:33
  are the only ones you talk to
• 24:34
  me anymore.
• 24:35
  >> Speaker D: All right, so what are you
• 24:36
  guys doing?
• 24:37
  >> Speaker G: Okay, so here's the trains of
• 24:38
  thoughts.
• 24:42
  >> Speaker J: Good wanderer, Roy.
• 24:43
  >> Speaker H: Thank you.
• 24:45
  >> Speaker G: So my thoughts are.
• 24:46
  >> Speaker J: I see I got a one track mind.
• 24:50
  >> Speaker H: You guys might have to pick up
• 24:51
  the pieces here.
• 24:52
  >> Speaker G: My brain is stuck on a loop
• 24:55
  right now.
• 24:56
  >> Speaker J: Well, now that's all I can
• 24:58
  think about.
• 24:58
  >> Speaker H: That's all I can think of. I
• 25:00
  broke my print. Oh, no.
• 25:02
  >> Speaker G: So we can go after the
• 25:04
  legionnaires following the
• 25:07
  trail of this lady. We could
• 25:08
  go work for this lady. But
• 25:10
  that sounds like chump pace. I
• 25:12
  don't like that idea.
• 25:12
  >> Speaker F: DEZ gives a thumbs down.
• 25:14
  >> Speaker G: Or bank job.
• 25:16
  >> Speaker D: Yes, I mean, all things
• 25:18
  considered. One and two that
• 25:19
  you just listed are
• 25:20
  technically together. Yes,
• 25:22
  because by working for her,
• 25:24
  you could find out more in
• 25:25
  theory about local banks.
• 25:28
  Maybe that too.
• 25:29
  >> Speaker J: Well, maybe we build up her
• 25:31
  confidence and then she allows
• 25:33
  us to do the bank deposit.
• 25:35
  >> Speaker H: Oh, and then we could do bank
• 25:37
  job.
• 25:38
  >> Speaker J: No, I just. I think if we. If
• 25:41
  we take a job as some m.
• 25:42
  Delivery boys or work in the
• 25:44
  factory, we at least be able
• 25:45
  to scope the place out without
• 25:48
  draw on suspicion.
• 25:50
  >> Speaker G: Also, it's like a one time job
• 25:52
  take.
• 25:53
  >> Speaker J: Yeah, I don't plan on giving
• 25:54
  my two week notice.
• 25:55
  >> Speaker G: I don't really. I don't really
• 25:57
  want to sit through hours of
• 25:59
  training though.
• 26:01
  >> Speaker D: Well, you'll never know what's
• 26:02
  required until you go on over
• 26:03
  and find out.
• 26:04
  >> Speaker F: No one really watches those
• 26:06
  videos anyway. We just like
• 26:07
  speed click until the
• 26:08
  slideshow is over.
• 26:10
  >> Speaker J: We'll get a box of donuts. It
• 26:11
  won't be that bad.
• 26:13
  >> Speaker E: So we.
• 26:14
  >> Speaker G: We're just scouting the place.
• 26:17
  >> Speaker J: Seems like the easiest way to
• 26:18
  figure out more about it. The
• 26:20
  operation.
• 26:21
  >> Speaker F: So did the pamphlet kind of
• 26:22
  like. Does it outline like a
• 26:24
  seminar or is it just a job
• 26:26
  opportunity?
• 26:27
  >> Speaker D: It just says invest, in this
• 26:30
  amazing new business
• 26:31
  opportunity.
• 26:32
  >> Speaker G: We invest?
• 26:33
  >> Speaker D: Yes. And then it says come
• 26:34
  down to. And then it gives the
• 26:36
  address.
• 26:36
  >> Speaker G: This isn't even a hiring. It's
• 26:38
  just an investment
• 26:38
  opportunity.
• 26:39
  >> Speaker D: It could be me, it could be an
• 26:40
  investor time.
• 26:42
  >> Speaker G: Well, what's it say?
• 26:44
  >> Speaker D: That's what I told you. What
• 26:45
  it says. It's. It's kind of
• 26:46
  vague.
• 26:47
  >> Speaker F: What if we scope. What if we
• 26:48
  scope out the place? Des is
• 26:50
  writing this on his board.
• 26:51
  what if we scope out the place
• 26:53
  and if anybody gives money, we
• 26:58
  just like take it. Like, okay,
• 27:03
  surely there's a drop off box
• 27:05
  for like investitures, right?
• 27:08
  >> Speaker G: We just Like a big tip jar.
• 27:10
  >> Speaker F: Yeah, like a big tip jar. We
• 27:12
  just take it and we just take
• 27:13
  the tip. We go there and
• 27:16
  there's. If we see money, we
• 27:18
  take it and we're out.
• 27:19
  >> Speaker G: And then we all act like we
• 27:20
  don't know you.
• 27:22
  >> Speaker H: We go, oh, that thief.
• 27:25
  >> Speaker G: That definitely didn't come in
• 27:26
  at the same time as us.
• 27:27
  >> Speaker F: Gotcha.
• 27:28
  >> Speaker G: Oh, he's getting away. Oh, I
• 27:32
  slipped and I blocked the
• 27:33
  door.
• 27:34
  >> Speaker D: All right, so you guys headed
• 27:36
  to this address?
• 27:37
  >> Speaker F: Yes.
• 27:38
  >> Speaker D: Yes. Okay.
• 27:52
  >> Speaker D: Okay, so you guys, you guys
• 27:54
  are headed to the address
• 27:55
  listed on this postcard, for
• 27:57
  lack of better words, you
• 27:58
  arrive, and it is this massive
• 28:00
  building. Like, it sticks out
• 28:02
  over all the others. It's
• 28:03
  incredibly ornate. you can see
• 28:05
  that some of the, area around,
• 28:08
  like, the trim around the
• 28:09
  entrance to this building has
• 28:10
  sort of like a. A faux gold
• 28:12
  trim around it to emphasize
• 28:14
  the value and the monetary,
• 28:17
  like, extravagance of this
• 28:19
  facility. And all it says on
• 28:22
  top of it is dusk Walker
• 28:25
  Industries. You guys are just
• 28:27
  standing outside of this
• 28:28
  building.
• 28:29
  >> Speaker F: do I see any windows that I
• 28:33
  can.
• 28:33
  >> Speaker E: We're like a guard or a front
• 28:35
  desk.
• 28:36
  >> Speaker H: There's a.
• 28:37
  >> Speaker D: Well, no, you guys aren't even
• 28:39
  inside of it. You guys are
• 28:40
  just standing outside on the
• 28:41
  street. Yes. There's a nice
• 28:42
  big door. you see a.
• 28:44
  >> Speaker E: Does it look welcoming?
• 28:46
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 28:46
  >> Speaker H: Okay.
• 28:47
  >> Speaker D: Absolutely.
• 28:47
  >> Speaker G: It's like forebodings making
• 28:49
  ominous music around,
• 28:50
  >> Speaker A: like, I dare you to walk in
• 28:52
  me.
• 28:52
  >> Speaker G: There's not, like, a private
• 28:54
  property.
• 28:54
  >> Speaker E: Beware of dog. No trespassing.
• 28:56
  >> Speaker H: No, no.
• 28:58
  >> Speaker D: In fact, a very nice gnome
• 29:00
  couple is walking down, and
• 29:02
  they wave at you guys, and
• 29:03
  then they walk inside.
• 29:04
  >> Speaker G: They look rich.
• 29:05
  >> Speaker D: They look like they're hoping
• 29:07
  they will soon be rich. They.
• 29:09
  Oh, you notice that they have
• 29:10
  one of those letters in their
• 29:11
  hand.
• 29:12
  >> Speaker G: Oh, they got a letter. Look,
• 29:13
  rich. Richer than us.
• 29:16
  >> Speaker I: What if we somehow could turn
• 29:20
  this whole investment thing
• 29:22
  into them giving us money? No,
• 29:25
  like, we send. Okay, hang on,
• 29:26
  hang on. They're just sending
• 29:27
  out letters saying, oh, we got
• 29:28
  a big old nice building.
• 29:29
  >> Speaker G: Oh, you know what I mean?
• 29:31
  >> Speaker I: But if we send out letters
• 29:32
  saying we got this investment
• 29:33
  opportunity at, like, half
• 29:35
  their cost, and let's say, you
• 29:37
  know, like, 10 gold pieces,
• 29:38
  and we can, like, 500 people
• 29:40
  to give us 10 gold pieces.
• 29:42
  >> Speaker G: Why these are opportunity.
• 29:44
  >> Speaker I: Well, this is obviously a
• 29:45
  scam, so we scam the people.
• 29:48
  >> Speaker D: I. I mean, I'm not trying to
• 29:50
  tell you guys what to do by
• 29:51
  any means, but I love the idea
• 29:52
  that, like, each. Not maybe
• 29:54
  not each one of you, but maybe
• 29:57
  separately, you guys walk in
• 29:59
  and. And attempt something.
• 30:03
  >> Speaker G: What, though?
• 30:04
  >> Speaker A: But that's the beauty of it.
• 30:05
  >> Speaker D: That's the beauty of it is
• 30:06
  that, I mean, you guys don't
• 30:07
  have to decide it all
• 30:08
  together. One of you could
• 30:09
  just walk in and, like, give
• 30:10
  it a shot. I don't know. I
• 30:12
  don't know.
• 30:12
  >> Speaker A: I'm just.
• 30:12
  >> Speaker D: I'm just here to.
• 30:13
  >> Speaker F: You mean. You mean, like, all
• 30:14
  we all attempt to pitch a
• 30:17
  separate scam to see
• 30:18
  >> Speaker D: if people give us money or. Or
• 30:20
  just take a different route?
• 30:22
  >> Speaker H: I think we just need a Scam to
• 30:23
  solve.
• 30:24
  >> Speaker G: Start with. Not just say, hey,
• 30:25
  I want money.
• 30:27
  >> Speaker H: I mean, you guys don't even
• 30:28
  down to try that strategy.
• 30:30
  >> Speaker D: To be fair, you guys don't
• 30:31
  even know how this works yet,
• 30:32
  so somebody's got to kind of,
• 30:33
  like, do that. As you said,
• 30:35
  the initial, scouting, I say
• 30:38
  in quotation marks, to find
• 30:39
  out how any of this even
• 30:40
  works.
• 30:41
  >> Speaker F: Yeah. I was about to say. Des
• 30:42
  puts on a fake mustache and
• 30:44
  goes inside.
• 30:44
  >> Speaker G: Rorick has a costume.
• 30:46
  >> Speaker D: Who's going in?
• 30:46
  >> Speaker F: We're holding hands.
• 30:48
  >> Speaker E: Oh, okay.
• 30:48
  >> Speaker D: You're holding hands. Okay.
• 30:49
  >> Speaker E: You'll never suspect a gay
• 30:51
  couple.
• 30:51
  >> Speaker D: DEZ and. Sorry, the Mustachio.
• 30:54
  DEZ and, Keto. Mustachioed or
• 30:58
  not, blonde wig.
• 30:59
  >> Speaker H: Oh, on a.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker E: On a.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker D: On a Cobalt. That's
• 31:03
  interesting.
• 31:04
  >> Speaker F: It's. It's a real, like,
• 31:05
  Bleakley and Jumbo situation
• 31:07
  going on.
• 31:09
  >> Speaker I: I love that.
• 31:10
  >> Speaker G: That's great.
• 31:10
  >> Speaker D: Okay, so you guys go in
• 31:12
  holding hands.
• 31:13
  >> Speaker G: Roark disappears behind into
• 31:15
  an alleyway and comes back out
• 31:17
  wearing a costume.
• 31:19
  >> Speaker D: Okay. Of the red.
• 31:22
  >> Speaker G: Oh, I don't remember what my
• 31:23
  wrestling costume was, but,
• 31:25
  No, I have another costume
• 31:26
  from being a hurricane
• 31:28
  trickster. and my costume is,
• 31:30
  like, a bright purple and,
• 31:32
  like, pink striped, like it
• 31:36
  looks like in Pocahontas.
• 31:38
  >> Speaker D: Okay.
• 31:38
  >> Speaker G: But the one rich guy wears.
• 31:40
  Yeah.
• 31:42
  >> Speaker H: Governor Radcliffe is like
• 31:43
  that. It, like, puffs out
• 31:46
  around the chest. It's got,
• 31:47
  like, round leg things with,
• 31:49
  like, frills on the end. And I
• 31:51
  have a giant, like, rich
• 31:53
  >> Speaker D: hat on with a big old feather
• 31:55
  >> Speaker H: coming out of it. Yes, big
• 31:55
  feathers.
• 31:56
  >> Speaker D: Okay.
• 31:56
  >> Speaker H: And I've got a. Cut some
• 31:58
  glasses on. Okay. And a giant
• 32:01
  muscle. I was hoping you're
• 32:02
  wearing two monocles.
• 32:04
  >> Speaker G: I am wearing two monocles.
• 32:05
  >> Speaker H: That's. It's not two glasses.
• 32:07
  It's not bare glasses. Two
• 32:08
  monocles. And I do have a
• 32:10
  monocle from stealing it from
• 32:13
  the rich guy. And I had one
• 32:14
  with the costumes. And I have
• 32:15
  two monocles on. And I'm
• 32:17
  walking up and I'm spinning a
• 32:19
  cane.
• 32:19
  >> Speaker D: Okay.
• 32:19
  >> Speaker H: Like, I'm walking up that.
• 32:21
  Behind these.
• 32:22
  >> Speaker D: Okay, so we'll start with DEZ
• 32:24
  and Keto. so you guys walk
• 32:26
  into this place as you.
• 32:27
  >> Speaker E: I'm the Gnomeo and Juliet.
• 32:29
  >> Speaker D: Come. Right. Right. it's a
• 32:31
  very ornate. It's kind of like
• 32:33
  walking into a fancy hotel.
• 32:35
  Right. It's, The floors are
• 32:36
  tiled. There's columns with
• 32:38
  this beautiful.
• 32:40
  >> Speaker F: What are.
• 32:40
  >> Speaker D: What are countertops usually
• 32:41
  made out of? Marble. Marble.
• 32:43
  Thank you. there's even a
• 32:45
  statue in the center of a big
• 32:48
  fountain, and it looks like A
• 32:50
  tiefling woman and she is
• 32:54
  holding out her hand and
• 32:55
  that's where the water spouts
• 32:56
  out of as if magically from
• 32:58
  her hand and then drips down
• 33:00
  or faucets down to the, to the
• 33:03
  water below in the, in the
• 33:04
  fountain. ahead of you is a
• 33:06
  big long front desk, also very
• 33:07
  similar to it at a hotel.
• 33:09
  Right. There's different like
• 33:09
  stations that you can go to,
• 33:11
  with a different attendant
• 33:12
  behind each one. And in behind
• 33:15
  one that's open, you see what
• 33:18
  looks like a young elven man,
• 33:22
  possibly half elf. You're not
• 33:24
  sure, it's hard to tell. and
• 33:25
  he kind of waves over
• 33:26
  >> Speaker A: to you and he says, excuse me
• 33:28
  over here. I can help you.
• 33:30
  >> Speaker F: Welcome.
• 33:30
  >> Speaker A: Welcome to Dusk Walker's
• 33:33
  industry. how can I help you
• 33:35
  guys today?
• 33:36
  >> Speaker F: Dez saunters over and just,
• 33:38
  lays feather McGregor's
• 33:40
  invitation down on the table.
• 33:42
  We're both Kenku. We all look
• 33:44
  the same. I get it. He doesn't
• 33:46
  know the difference.
• 33:47
  >> Speaker A: Oh, well, let me see here. Oh,
• 33:49
  yes, of course. You received
• 33:51
  our, invitation to partake in
• 33:53
  the fat caps and hats. Brand
• 33:56
  new business opportunity. I
• 33:58
  would be more than happy to
• 33:59
  tell you all about it.
• 34:01
  >> Speaker E: If you are interested, start
• 34:02
  talking behind Des and ready
• 34:06
  to accomplish business.
• 34:07
  >> Speaker A: I like that attitude. Yes. So
• 34:09
  fat caps and hats is a brand
• 34:11
  new industry by the brilliant
• 34:13
  mind of Alexandria Dusk
• 34:15
  Walker. The idea behind it is
• 34:17
  that we have manufactured some
• 34:19
  incredibly and beautiful, if I
• 34:22
  might say, hats, knitted hats.
• 34:24
  Now, what only Alexandria Dusk
• 34:27
  Walker realized not long ago
• 34:29
  is that these hats are going
• 34:32
  to be the new trend. These
• 34:34
  things are going to be flying
• 34:35
  off the shelves. And we
• 34:36
  thought to ourselves, why sell
• 34:37
  them on shelves? We here at
• 34:39
  Dusk Walker Industries do not
• 34:41
  have physical stores. We would
• 34:42
  much rather put these in the
• 34:44
  hands of capable business
• 34:46
  individuals to help spread the
• 34:48
  wealth a little bit. So for a
• 34:50
  small basic package and a fee
• 34:52
  associated with it, we can get
• 34:53
  you a whole pack of beautiful,
• 34:57
  beautiful fat caps that you
• 35:00
  can sell all on your own. What
• 35:02
  do you say?
• 35:03
  >> Speaker F: Des, looks to Keto and he, he
• 35:06
  mimes a triangle with his
• 35:08
  hands.
• 35:09
  >> Speaker E: It sounds very much like a
• 35:11
  pyramid scheme. I've heard it
• 35:12
  called social marketing as
• 35:14
  well.
• 35:14
  >> Speaker A: I have. I know not about any
• 35:17
  pyramids, triangles, or other
• 35:19
  geometric shapes outside of,
• 35:23
  normal, normal shape usage.
• 35:27
  With that being said, there is
• 35:28
  a unique other side of this
• 35:30
  opportunity as well. You see,
• 35:31
  if you purchase a basic
• 35:34
  package for only 250 gold
• 35:37
  pieces, you get 50 different
• 35:39
  hats. Now here's the beauty of
• 35:40
  it is that you can sell these
• 35:42
  Fat caps for whatever price it
• 35:44
  is that you want. That is
• 35:46
  entirely up to you. Some of
• 35:48
  these caps are of similar
• 35:50
  design to others, but some of
• 35:51
  them are very rare. So it's
• 35:52
  important that you be able to
• 35:54
  market the idea that they are
• 35:55
  a rare cap. Right, A rare
• 35:57
  design. but on top of it,
• 35:59
  there's another opportunity
• 36:00
  hidden beneath, which is that
• 36:02
  you too can recruit
• 36:03
  individuals to help you sell
• 36:04
  these caps. Because selling 50
• 36:06
  caps is an impressive feat for
• 36:08
  one or two individuals. Even
• 36:11
  so, when you recruit other
• 36:13
  individuals, they'll purchase
• 36:14
  their basic packages. And the
• 36:15
  beauty of it is that part of
• 36:17
  the profits that they make
• 36:19
  while they're selling their
• 36:20
  hats will go right into your
• 36:22
  pockets.
• 36:23
  >> Speaker E: I have always wanted to be my
• 36:25
  own boss.
• 36:26
  >> Speaker A: Yes, that's exactly what we
• 36:28
  here at Dusk Walker Industries
• 36:30
  are, trying to do. Help you
• 36:31
  all become your own bosses.
• 36:34
  >> Speaker E: And this means I could work
• 36:35
  from home and I can work on my
• 36:37
  own flexible schedule.
• 36:39
  >> Speaker A: You can most certainly work on
• 36:41
  your own schedule and from
• 36:42
  your own home, invite people
• 36:44
  in, have what we call hat
• 36:46
  parties.
• 36:46
  >> Speaker E: That's the perfect lifestyle
• 36:48
  to raise a family with.
• 36:49
  >> Speaker A: Indeed, indeed. Think of the
• 36:52
  wealth you'll accumulate.
• 36:53
  You'll be able to send all
• 36:54
  your kids to the wizarding
• 36:56
  college.
• 36:57
  >> Speaker E: I need to start taking
• 36:58
  pictures before, so I can
• 36:59
  start taking pictures after.
• 37:02
  >> Speaker A: So can I put you down for a
• 37:04
  basic package? Perhaps two?
• 37:07
  >> Speaker E: What opportunities are there
• 37:08
  for upward growth in the
• 37:09
  company?
• 37:10
  >> Speaker A: Well, of course, the more
• 37:12
  individuals that you can
• 37:13
  secure as employees, or as we
• 37:16
  like to call them, your
• 37:17
  success line, the more money
• 37:19
  that you will be making and
• 37:21
  the higher up that will put
• 37:22
  you. In fact, in fact, if you
• 37:24
  were to purchase a basic
• 37:25
  package, you were able to sell
• 37:28
  those 50 caps that come with
• 37:29
  it. Buy another package, sell
• 37:31
  another 50 caps, or between
• 37:32
  the two of you, you're able to
• 37:34
  sell 100 caps total, and
• 37:36
  you're able to get 10 success
• 37:39
  line individuals underneath
• 37:41
  you. You will be moved up to
• 37:42
  the premier sellers package.
• 37:44
  It's a thousand gold pieces.
• 37:46
  But of course, you'll have
• 37:47
  more than enough once you've
• 37:49
  sold the caps from the basic
• 37:50
  packages, and you'll be able
• 37:52
  to purchase that package,
• 37:53
  it'll put you at a new level.
• 37:55
  And if you can sell 500 caps
• 37:58
  after that, you'll be put at
• 38:01
  the CEO package. Now, here's
• 38:04
  where it gets really
• 38:05
  interesting is that in one
• 38:07
  week, to help promote this
• 38:08
  brand new business venture,
• 38:10
  this investment opportunity,
• 38:12
  Alexandria Duskwalker herself
• 38:15
  is going to be at a huge party
• 38:19
  event at the Worthington Event
• 38:21
  Center. And she's going to
• 38:22
  speak. She's going to
• 38:23
  encourage all of you that have
• 38:25
  been selling these incredible
• 38:26
  camps. And she's going to do
• 38:27
  an entire big party event.
• 38:29
  There will be a private
• 38:30
  dinner, even opportunity. You
• 38:32
  can meet with her, shake her
• 38:33
  hand, get to talk to her
• 38:34
  yourself. That is only limited
• 38:37
  to those who have achieved the
• 38:38
  CEO package and become
• 38:40
  prestige sellers.
• 38:43
  >> Speaker E: Let me confer with my partner
• 38:45
  here. If this is an
• 38:46
  opportunity that we want
• 38:47
  nothing else are able to
• 38:49
  commit to.
• 38:50
  >> Speaker A: Yes, this is an important
• 38:51
  decision, a big investment,
• 38:52
  but I would you say it's gonna
• 38:56
  be a great one.
• 38:56
  >> Speaker D: But.
• 38:56
  >> Speaker A: Yes, yes, of course. Please
• 38:58
  talk amongst yourself about
• 38:59
  the possibility of getting in
• 39:00
  on the ground floor.
• 39:01
  >> Speaker F: DEZ writes on his board. I. I
• 39:04
  want money. I don't want to
• 39:06
  spend money.
• 39:07
  >> Speaker G: There's a loud crack of a cane
• 39:10
  on the, on the desk and there
• 39:12
  is a.
• 39:12
  >> Speaker D: Did you just like push your
• 39:13
  way through?
• 39:14
  >> Speaker G: I have, I'm on the side, I'm
• 39:16
  on the side of them. I'm like
• 39:17
  the end of it. And I crack my,
• 39:19
  my cane as it hits the desk
• 39:21
  and I goes.
• 39:22
  >> Speaker H: And you hear a voice.
• 39:23
  >> Speaker G: Okay, I'm going to try my best
• 39:24
  to do a snobby voice, but my
• 39:26
  goblin voice. I, don't want,
• 39:28
  the grandfall.
• 39:30
  >> Speaker H: I want the.
• 39:32
  >> Speaker A: Well, I'm sorry, sir, but the
• 39:33
  requirements are that you sell
• 39:35
  at least.
• 39:35
  >> Speaker G: Oh, money's no expense.
• 39:38
  >> Speaker A: I completely understand. But
• 39:39
  you have to keep in mind that
• 39:41
  a big part of.
• 39:42
  >> Speaker G: No, I'm good friends with
• 39:45
  Duska herself.
• 39:48
  >> Speaker A: Well, I'd be more than happy
• 39:49
  to, give her a ring and let
• 39:50
  you know that you're here and
• 39:51
  maybe she can come down and.
• 39:53
  >> Speaker G: Please do.
• 39:55
  >> Speaker D: Okay, Give me just a moment.
• 39:56
  >> Speaker H: Just tell her good friend
• 39:58
  Gaston. And I say, slapped my
• 40:00
  belly. Which had a pillow in
• 40:01
  it. And it, and it like just,
• 40:03
  it wiggles and it goes.
• 40:04
  Gaston, Belly Wiggle is here.
• 40:08
  >> Speaker A: Okay?
• 40:09
  >> Speaker D: And he turns around and he, he
• 40:10
  gets on this little, you see
• 40:11
  these massive, long golden
• 40:13
  pipes that stretch upwards to
• 40:16
  the roof of the ceiling and
• 40:17
  kind of just disappear into
• 40:18
  it. And he picks up what looks
• 40:19
  like kind of like on those old
• 40:20
  fashioned phones, how it had
• 40:21
  the cup end that you put up to
• 40:23
  your ear. He picks up one of
• 40:24
  those and you see him move a
• 40:26
  couple of numbers on the
• 40:27
  little dial. The whole thing
• 40:28
  looks very much like an old
• 40:29
  telephone. And he puts it up
• 40:32
  to his ear for a moment and
• 40:33
  then he holds it up to his
• 40:34
  mouth
• 40:34
  >> Speaker A: and he says, yes, we have a
• 40:35
  Gaston. Ah, Belly Wiggle here
• 40:38
  to see Alexandria.
• 40:40
  >> Speaker H: Sir Gaston.
• 40:41
  >> Speaker A: Oh, my apologies, Sir Gaston
• 40:44
  Esquire Esquire.
• 40:45
  >> Speaker D: And he holds, up the earpiece
• 40:48
  to his ear for a moment, and
• 40:50
  >> Speaker A: he says, oh, I see. all right,
• 40:52
  thank you.
• 40:53
  >> Speaker D: And he places it back down,
• 40:54
  and he walks.
• 40:55
  >> Speaker H: I let myself up, and I raised
• 40:57
  her walking.
• 40:57
  >> Speaker A: Oh, excuse me, sir.
• 41:00
  >> Speaker D: And, you walk towards the
• 41:01
  door, and you hear, like, a
• 41:03
  sound, and as you approach it
• 41:05
  and you reach for it. It's
• 41:07
  locked.
• 41:09
  >> Speaker H: I do just.
• 41:11
  >> Speaker A: I'm sorry, sir, but,
• 41:12
  Alexandria Duskwalker, ah, is
• 41:14
  in a meeting right now. she's
• 41:17
  unable to see any guests at
• 41:18
  the moment.
• 41:19
  >> Speaker F: while he. While he's
• 41:20
  distracted with Roark. Can I
• 41:22
  tell if anyone's already
• 41:23
  purchased a package?
• 41:25
  >> Speaker D: The couple that walked in
• 41:26
  before you guys, they are,
• 41:28
  like, reaching in their. Their
• 41:29
  wallets and their. Or their
• 41:31
  purse or whatever, and they're
• 41:32
  pulling out money.
• 41:33
  >> Speaker E: But is.
• 41:33
  >> Speaker F: Is there, like, a lock box
• 41:34
  behind the counter?
• 41:36
  >> Speaker G: Say, when he turned around,
• 41:37
  could we see, like, a spot
• 41:38
  where he's putting the money?
• 41:40
  >> Speaker D: you watch this couple as
• 41:42
  they're doing their
• 41:42
  transaction, and he takes the
• 41:44
  money, and you see him drop it
• 41:45
  into a tube. No, no, that
• 41:48
  actually looks a lot like the
• 41:50
  ones that shoot up into the.
• 41:51
  >> Speaker G: Yeah, the tube goes up as
• 41:54
  well.
• 41:54
  >> Speaker D: You're not sure if it goes up
• 41:55
  or down this one.
• 41:57
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 41:58
  >> Speaker D: Sorry, it's not the same tubes
• 41:59
  that they used for the phone.
• 42:00
  >> Speaker E: Uhhuh. Uh-huh.
• 42:01
  >> Speaker F: But he dropped it on.
• 42:02
  >> Speaker D: He drops it into this tube
• 42:04
  that's on his side of the
• 42:05
  desk.
• 42:06
  >> Speaker F: Okay. Or her, I guess.
• 42:07
  >> Speaker D: I didn't establish who the
• 42:08
  other.
• 42:08
  >> Speaker F: So I guess we can't tell if
• 42:10
  it, like, L shapes and then
• 42:11
  up. right.
• 42:11
  >> Speaker D: Right.
• 42:12
  >> Speaker F: But we can maybe assume that
• 42:13
  there's a basement or a sub
• 42:14
  basement, even.
• 42:16
  >> Speaker H: Is there.
• 42:18
  >> Speaker G: Why. Wait, is there a. Is this
• 42:22
  premise the factory where
• 42:24
  these hats are made?
• 42:28
  >> Speaker A: No, sir. The hats are made
• 42:29
  outside of this facility. this
• 42:31
  is just where we have set up
• 42:33
  this business. This, this
• 42:35
  investment opportunity.
• 42:36
  >> Speaker G: It's like. Oh, interesting.
• 42:39
  It's like her investment. Is
• 42:41
  this related to her investment
• 42:43
  practices, or is this his own
• 42:46
  thing? She has an investment
• 42:49
  firm?
• 42:50
  >> Speaker D: Oh, yes.
• 42:51
  >> Speaker A: Oh, you're speaking about.
• 42:52
  >> Speaker G: so this is different. Okay.
• 42:55
  >> Speaker A: Fortune's Embrace. Yes.
• 42:56
  >> Speaker G: I was rather curious why it
• 42:59
  wasn't at her firm. Fortunes
• 43:01
  of Grace.
• 43:02
  >> Speaker A: No, no, no, sir. You can do
• 43:03
  your Fortunes Embrace,
• 43:05
  activities here, too. sorry,
• 43:06
  my apologies. Yes. Dusk Walker
• 43:08
  Industries. You can do any of.
• 43:10
  >> Speaker D: Of,
• 43:11
  >> Speaker A: You can partake in any of Dusk
• 43:13
  Walker's businesses here.
• 43:16
  >> Speaker D: I just assumed in my sincerest
• 43:18
  apology for doing so, they
• 43:19
  were
• 43:20
  >> Speaker A: here for the Brand new fat
• 43:22
  caps and hats.
• 43:23
  >> Speaker H: No, I was here to check up
• 43:24
  >> Speaker G: on all of my investment
• 43:26
  opportunities.
• 43:27
  >> Speaker A: Yes, of course. we can have an
• 43:29
  associate come out and meet
• 43:30
  you to discuss your,
• 43:32
  investment with fortunes
• 43:33
  embrace. Yes, of course. I
• 43:34
  can. I can definitely call
• 43:35
  somebody in for that.
• 43:36
  >> Speaker G: Oh, splendid.
• 43:37
  >> Speaker A: Yes.
• 43:37
  >> Speaker G: Okay, I'll wait. And I just
• 43:39
  sit down on the floor.
• 43:40
  >> Speaker A: Yes. Oh, there are chairs,
• 43:43
  sir, if you would like to be a
• 43:44
  bit more comfortable.
• 43:45
  >> Speaker H: Help me up. I wiggle my
• 43:47
  fingers.
• 43:49
  >> Speaker A: I'll get somebody for that.
• 43:51
  >> Speaker D: And he turns around and he
• 43:52
  pulls up the other phone and
• 43:53
  he dials a different set of
• 43:54
  numbers and he
• 43:55
  >> Speaker A: says, yes, we have somebody
• 43:56
  here who is, here to speak
• 43:58
  about their fortunes.
• 43:59
  investment wheels. Yes, yes,
• 44:01
  of course. Okay, fantastic.
• 44:03
  Alexis will be out in just a
• 44:04
  moment to help you, sir.
• 44:05
  >> Speaker H: Stand it. Roark looks at you
• 44:07
  guys. He goes. I had no idea.
• 44:09
  What I'm gonna do
• 44:12
  >> Speaker F: is. Can I. Can I see? Were the
• 44:15
  stairs behind the locked door
• 44:18
  or like a lift? What did
• 44:20
  Roark, when he was gonna go
• 44:22
  speak with the head?
• 44:23
  >> Speaker D: They were already closed. It's
• 44:25
  just you heard the trunk to
• 44:26
  suggest that something.
• 44:27
  >> Speaker F: Gotcha. Now, is that like a
• 44:28
  door to a stairwell or just a
• 44:31
  door?
• 44:33
  >> Speaker G: I don't know. That's what
• 44:34
  Rourke assumed it was. It was
• 44:35
  the staircase.
• 44:37
  >> Speaker F: Gotcha.
• 44:38
  >> Speaker G: How many doors are in this
• 44:39
  room?
• 44:40
  >> Speaker D: I'd say there's a set on
• 44:41
  either side.
• 44:42
  >> Speaker G: Oh, okay.
• 44:43
  >> Speaker F: I go to the side that wasn't
• 44:45
  locked.
• 44:46
  >> Speaker G: Okay.
• 44:47
  >> Speaker A: sure.
• 44:48
  >> Speaker F: I turn around, I'm crossing my
• 44:50
  legs, doing the potty dance.
• 44:51
  >> Speaker A: Oh, you need to use the
• 44:53
  facilities. Yes, of course.
• 44:54
  Well, unfortunately, the
• 44:56
  bathrooms are for customers
• 44:57
  only. but I'd be more than
• 44:59
  happy to allow you into the
• 45:01
  restrooms if you were
• 45:02
  interested in purchasing a
• 45:04
  basic package, which would
• 45:05
  then put you into customer
• 45:07
  status.
• 45:07
  >> Speaker E: We are interested in the basic
• 45:10
  package. However, our short
• 45:13
  list of potential clients have
• 45:15
  very specific needs. So I'm
• 45:17
  wondering if you have in your
• 45:20
  inventory a set of periwinkle
• 45:23
  hats.
• 45:24
  >> Speaker A: Explicitly.
• 45:25
  >> Speaker E: Explicitly periwinkle. That is
• 45:27
  the only color they will buy.
• 45:29
  >> Speaker D: Otherwise, I may have a
• 45:31
  package.
• 45:32
  >> Speaker E: You should go check the back.
• 45:33
  >> Speaker A: Majority periwinkle. We
• 45:35
  certainly wouldn't have. We
• 45:36
  try to avoid too many
• 45:37
  duplicates in. In the, in the
• 45:39
  hat coloration.
• 45:40
  >> Speaker E: This is for a school uniform.
• 45:44
  They must all be periwinkle.
• 45:46
  >> Speaker H: Well, if I were you, Pembroke
• 45:48
  M. I went there.
• 45:49
  >> Speaker G: see, class of 45.
• 45:53
  >> Speaker A: Well, if I were you, I would.
• 45:54
  >> Speaker E: No, you wouldn't want to be
• 45:55
  the only student with a
• 45:56
  magenta hat while all your
• 45:58
  Peers wear periwinkle. It's
• 46:00
  just any meaning the magenta.
• 46:03
  >> Speaker H: No, Sorry.
• 46:05
  >> Speaker A: Well, I completely understand
• 46:06
  the, need, unfortunately, this
• 46:09
  particular, investment
• 46:09
  opportunity, it's not equipped
• 46:11
  quite for something like that.
• 46:12
  But, with that being said, I
• 46:14
  would highly recommend, if you
• 46:15
  would be
• 46:15
  >> Speaker H: interested, I need your hats
• 46:17
  on four. And I. I stand up,
• 46:19
  and I slap my cane. Your hats
• 46:21
  on to Pembroke standard.
• 46:24
  >> Speaker A: Well, they certainly would be
• 46:25
  of Pembroke Standard. But if
• 46:27
  you were to purchase multiple
• 46:29
  basic packages, you would have
• 46:31
  a very good chance of having
• 46:32
  enough periwinkle hats that
• 46:34
  would allow you to distribute
• 46:35
  to the entire school, body at
• 46:38
  the, What was the universe or
• 46:39
  the school again?
• 46:40
  >> Speaker H: Penbrooke.
• 46:41
  >> Speaker A: Penbrooke.
• 46:41
  >> Speaker H: Yes.
• 46:42
  >> Speaker A: Penbrook. And who knows? You
• 46:43
  might even have some magenta
• 46:45
  hats, which you could then
• 46:46
  sell to the other school and,
• 46:47
  therefore increasing your
• 46:49
  profits.
• 46:50
  >> Speaker G: Do not sell, to Pine Brook.
• 46:54
  They are the lesser of the
• 46:56
  books.
• 46:57
  >> Speaker D: Exactly.
• 46:58
  >> Speaker G: The.
• 46:59
  >> Speaker E: The very nature of selling to
• 47:01
  the opposition would then
• 47:04
  discredit our entire sales and
• 47:06
  partnership.
• 47:07
  >> Speaker A: Well, then, of course, you
• 47:08
  would have plenty of inventory
• 47:09
  to sell, in an individual
• 47:10
  basis or, maybe to another
• 47:12
  customer who is a little bit
• 47:13
  less, specific. Whatever the
• 47:15
  case, the way that you run
• 47:16
  this business is entirely, for
• 47:18
  you to decide and for you to,
• 47:20
  profit from. Are you okay,
• 47:25
  sir?
• 47:25
  >> Speaker D: Do you need a glass of water?
• 47:26
  >> Speaker G: Something in my throat. You
• 47:28
  say, hey, can run it however
• 47:29
  they want. This gentleman
• 47:31
  wants 50
• 47:34
  >> Speaker E: periwinkle periwinkle hats.
• 47:36
  >> Speaker H: And you're saying that can't
• 47:38
  be. I grew up on my standard
• 47:41
  at
• 47:41
  >> Speaker G: my company, where the
• 47:43
  customer.
• 47:43
  >> Speaker H: And I slap my cane can on his
• 47:45
  desk is always right. Could I
• 47:49
  make a charm rollers
• 47:50
  persuasion roll? I'm trying to
• 47:53
  convince him to do
• 47:54
  >> Speaker G: what he wants, which is to get
• 47:56
  >> Speaker D: him a, pack of exclusively.
• 47:58
  >> Speaker H: He wants a specific pack.
• 47:59
  >> Speaker G: And I think he's trying to get
• 48:01
  him to leave or get someone to
• 48:02
  go get this.
• 48:03
  >> Speaker E: To go to the back room.
• 48:05
  >> Speaker G: He wants a back room him to
• 48:06
  leave or something.
• 48:07
  >> Speaker F: Okay, okay.
• 48:08
  >> Speaker G: Okay.
• 48:08
  >> Speaker F: What you.
• 48:08
  >> Speaker G: I rolled a 20. Not natural.
• 48:10
  >> Speaker D: Okay.
• 48:10
  >> Speaker A: Give me just a moment.
• 48:12
  >> Speaker H: Excel seal.
• 48:13
  >> Speaker I: He.
• 48:13
  >> Speaker H: He stepped.
• 48:14
  >> Speaker D: He turns around. He turns
• 48:16
  around and he goes over to,
• 48:17
  the back wall. And he looks
• 48:18
  over at the other associate
• 48:19
  that's working with the
• 48:19
  gnomes, at the moment, and he
• 48:21
  says,
• 48:21
  >> Speaker A: I will be right back. this
• 48:23
  will only take a moment, I'm
• 48:24
  sure. Alexis is going to be
• 48:25
  out in just a moment as well.
• 48:27
  she will help the, individual
• 48:28
  over on the floor.
• 48:30
  >> Speaker F: Somebody reach over and unlock
• 48:31
  the doors.
• 48:32
  >> Speaker G: Oh, I can. Okay, I've mage
• 48:34
  hand invisible.
• 48:35
  >> Speaker D: Okay. He walks over and he
• 48:37
  starts to dial and as the the
• 48:41
  spinny thing retracts on the
• 48:43
  dial, all of a sudden he goes
• 48:45
  and just drops through the
• 48:46
  floor.
• 48:47
  >> Speaker G: I'm gonna, I guess do mage
• 48:49
  hand to was there.
• 48:51
  >> Speaker H: I was watching him.
• 48:52
  >> Speaker G: No I wasn't because I wasn't
• 48:53
  looking at the door. I don't
• 48:54
  know what button to push when
• 48:55
  he locked the door. So never
• 48:57
  mind. I'm just going to stand
• 48:59
  there and Mike all right.
• 49:02
  >> Speaker D: With that, I think we will
• 49:03
  close things out for tonight
• 49:05
  to leave you guys with enough
• 49:07
  time to determine how you will
• 49:09
  go forward with this potential
• 49:11
  amazing opportunity. Business
• 49:13
  opportunity at Fat Caps.
• 49:20
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• 49:21
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• 49:22
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