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- 0:00Speaker 1: The home I keep the Big show show show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Thanks the crape worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this heaving show.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Really Jason Heights Night and Kasih give your mad bars.
- 0:18Speaker 4: It's great to have your company this murky Thursday afternoon.
- 0:21Speaker 3: It is the foodieth of October twenty twenty five.
- 0:24Speaker 4: And you, my friends, as always listening to the big
- 0:26Speaker 4: show brought to you by Reburger.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food dining or take away
- 0:32Speaker 1: Reburger today before produce.
- 0:35Speaker 5: Direct your attention to this nix swad. You'll see the
- 0:39Speaker 5: Rebergo food times and good food and it's with your
- 0:46Speaker 5: more you dining or Toker World Reburger tod. If you
- 0:52Speaker 5: deserve this nut sword you soon did.
- 0:54Speaker 3: It's speaking of you. Get Maggie your stud house life.
- 1:01Speaker 6: Yeah again, pretty grassy.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Hot.
- 1:06Speaker 6: I don't know what's heaven there.
- 1:07Speaker 3: I'm back, man, Yeah, you're back.
- 1:09Speaker 6: Yeah, game, pretty good mate, Another rip of day here
- 1:11Speaker 6: in the air, and I go, man, spring is sprung?
- 1:15Speaker 6: Am I right?
- 1:15Speaker 3: Keezy?
- 1:16Speaker 1: I don't think so, man, it's still pretty shiit house
- 1:18Speaker 1: out there.
- 1:19Speaker 6: It's sprung.
- 1:21Speaker 4: I'm not convinced actually, because Kezy canceled golf on me today,
- 1:25Speaker 4: but siting the weather and then it was beadtiful all morning.
- 1:30Speaker 4: I was absolutely it was falthy, mate, so full of it. Hey,
- 1:35Speaker 4: now listen, CAZy geez, you're looking sharp as ever, mate.
- 1:38Speaker 3: So you got your prison jacket on. How's life with
- 1:40Speaker 3: you men?
- 1:42Speaker 6: It's really good, Jay, Thank you.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Just like everyone to know that what happened was we
- 1:46Speaker 1: booked two tea times, one for today, one for tomorrow.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Tomorrow is looking like the bit of day by far,
- 1:51Speaker 1: So are you canceled today's one in favor of tomorrow?
- 1:53Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:54Speaker 1: And this isn't a prison jacket. It's just a regular
- 1:56Speaker 1: Dinnim jacket. In fact, I think it's Levi's.
- 1:58Speaker 6: R Levi's prison jackets since eighteen forty one. Oh my god,
- 2:04Speaker 6: you've actually got three layers on there. You've got your
- 2:06Speaker 6: prison jacket, ana hoodie and a T shirt. It's cold
- 2:09Speaker 6: in here though, to be fair.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Yes, whereas you're just running a T shirt there pop.
- 2:15Speaker 6: It spread has sprung totally.
- 2:17Speaker 3: How are you going, jas? Yeah? Good, thank you. What's
- 2:20Speaker 3: up coming up on the show Mogi? What's happening on
- 2:26Speaker 3: the big show with old Mogi?
- 2:29Speaker 6: Well, it's very nearly your last opportunity to get into
- 2:32Speaker 6: the drawer for the diamonds on Richmond Engagement Ring giveaway.
- 2:37Speaker 6: Later on the show, we are drawing that tomorrow, Fellers,
- 2:39Speaker 6: all right, we're drawing it tomorrow. Excited, get excited about it.
- 2:43Speaker 6: We've got a little bit of Halloween check coming up later.
- 2:45Speaker 6: Jason particular hates kids. True swords. Yes, and finally, oh,
- 2:52Speaker 6: Keysy's got something awkward to bring up with a member
- 2:55Speaker 6: of the Big Show. He doesn't know how to approach it.
- 2:57Speaker 6: He's going to ask us our advice on how we
- 2:59Speaker 6: should deal it. Yet, I don't want you guys to
- 3:00Speaker 6: get a weird about it. Or I'm not going to
- 3:02Speaker 6: get weird about it, man. Yeah.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 3:03Speaker 3: In the meantime, he's Jimmy Varns.
- 3:05Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 3:09Speaker 4: Hodarky Betellict There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 3:12Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. The time exactly fifteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 3:18Speaker 6: Fellas, have got something awkward need to discuss for you, guys.
- 3:22Speaker 3: Why are you looking at me? I'm looking at both
- 3:24Speaker 3: of you.
- 3:24Speaker 6: It's true.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Jason's convinced that it's about him.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Jackson's extremely anxious about the prospect of it potentially being him.
- 3:31Speaker 3: It's I'm just going on form here.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Okay, look that the awkward thing I need to discuss
- 3:40Speaker 1: isn't a show meeting. I feel like this might be
- 3:42Speaker 1: a show meeting. Okay, okay, show meeting.
- 3:44Speaker 4: Show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now
- 3:50Speaker 4: in progress.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Yesterday we had a show meeting, didn't we in the
- 3:55Speaker 1: office in there? Oh yeah, we had in a little
- 3:57Speaker 1: office and there was five of us and then we're
- 3:59Speaker 1: listening back to our radio show and just telling each
- 4:01Speaker 1: other how great it is that we do that every week.
- 4:05Speaker 1: And while I was in the show meeting, I noticed
- 4:09Speaker 1: the distinct aroma of toe jams. And I don't know
- 4:17Speaker 1: how to I don't know how to bring this up
- 4:19Speaker 1: with said person that they might in fact have stinky
- 4:22Speaker 1: toe jams. Yeah, you know, because it's one of those things.
- 4:24Speaker 1: It's like if someone reeks, right, someone's got bo Do
- 4:27Speaker 1: you tell them?
- 4:27Speaker 6: It's tricky?
- 4:28Speaker 3: Yeah, because I personally probably would want to be told.
- 4:32Speaker 6: You want to know it's people with bad breath, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 4:36Speaker 6: you want to know that your breath stinks. Terrible to
- 4:38Speaker 6: find out that your breath.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Stinks, yeah, heart out. So does my breath sting? I
- 4:42Speaker 3: don't know. I don't want to go around smelling it.
- 4:45Speaker 6: I don't think it does. Yeah, that's something smelled it?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Are you saying it's me?
- 4:50Speaker 6: Well? I just want to Yeah?
- 4:52Speaker 3: Why are you so not? Jaz it's I don't want
- 4:55Speaker 3: to what it could be? Because I get quite sweety feet?
- 4:57Speaker 6: Do you really?
- 4:58Speaker 3: Yes?
- 4:58Speaker 6: Right?
- 4:59Speaker 3: Okay? Yes, your feet wreak?
- 5:01Speaker 6: Man?
- 5:01Speaker 3: You today? It was so smelling a man?
- 5:06Speaker 4: It could be because I've been walking quite a lot
- 5:10Speaker 4: that day and they were quite sweety.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 6: Right, Okay, have you have you do you wear fresh
- 5:15Speaker 6: socks every day or the same pier?
- 5:18Speaker 3: No, wear fresh socks every day? Right?
- 5:21Speaker 6: Okay? Yeah, okay, sometimes you wear your wife socks? So
- 5:25Speaker 6: are they fresh to you?
- 5:27Speaker 1: Or are they fresh like fresh out of the washing machine?
- 5:31Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, I mean fresh out of my my sock drawer?
- 5:35Speaker 6: Right okay?
- 5:35Speaker 1: And when you're finished wearing a pair of socks, do
- 5:37Speaker 1: you put them back in the sock drawer?
- 5:39Speaker 5: Yes?
- 5:41Speaker 6: Right? Okay?
- 5:41Speaker 3: So when was so that pair of a sock draw
- 5:44Speaker 3: I mean, isn't that what you're supposed.
- 5:45Speaker 1: To do when you're finished wearing your socks? Are you
- 5:48Speaker 1: supposed to put them into the washing machine. Wow, and
- 5:51Speaker 1: then dry them and then put them back in the
- 5:52Speaker 1: soft draw.
- 5:53Speaker 5: Well.
- 5:53Speaker 4: No, I've got the same sort of approach that I
- 5:56Speaker 4: have with the jeans, and you wear them for like two.
- 5:57Speaker 6: Weeks socks yeah, yeah, in the soft draw yes, yeah, right, and.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Then you get up in the morning and you get
- 6:04Speaker 3: a new peer from the soft draw, but it's just
- 6:06Speaker 3: a peer you've already worn before.
- 6:08Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, brand new. No.
- 6:11Speaker 4: And also because I think I think it's also my
- 6:14Speaker 4: shoes that I'm wearing are quite stinky.
- 6:16Speaker 6: Yeah, they're a very cheap shoe because the only thing
- 6:19Speaker 6: that people don't know about your shoes is they give
- 6:22Speaker 6: you electric shocks every single soa a single day. You
- 6:25Speaker 6: go in and out of the door, every single day
- 6:27Speaker 6: that you go out, maybe let's say ten times or so.
- 6:30Speaker 6: You go at the studio, you pull up your long
- 6:32Speaker 6: sleeve and you pull over your hands so that you
- 6:33Speaker 6: don't get a shock from the doorhandle from the door,
- 6:36Speaker 6: which I believe is generated from your shoe.
- 6:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Well, they've got a very big rubber sole on them,
- 6:40Speaker 4: and I think the friction between that and the carpet.
- 6:42Speaker 6: Well famously, rubber conducts electricity. Yeah, everybody knows that.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Yea.
- 6:47Speaker 3: So well I'll tell you, I'll get some grains remedy. Well.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Well yeah, and also it might not be you, it
- 6:53Speaker 1: might be someone else. Well, I know it's not me,
- 6:55Speaker 1: so you know, and I definitely smell it when it
- 6:57Speaker 1: was just me and Jason the room.
- 7:01Speaker 6: Well, did you think it might actually be Jose's breath?
- 7:03Speaker 1: No, I thought it might be my shoes. Oh, and
- 7:06Speaker 1: so I gave mine a big wolf yesterday and they
- 7:08Speaker 1: went like this little tinge.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Yeah, which probably everyone else, but I'll take mine off
- 7:12Speaker 3: now and have a work here you go. Oh they're
- 7:16Speaker 3: quite stinky.
- 7:17Speaker 6: Okay, you doing to go, I'm just going to do
- 7:18Speaker 6: I'm just going to do mine.
- 7:20Speaker 3: They're not massively stinky that mine are all.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Good yesterday with yesterday, I think it was your socks. Yeah,
- 7:26Speaker 1: so just yeah and your breath. What's happening with your armpits?
- 7:34Speaker 6: Well, the meant I handled that like you know, adults
- 7:36Speaker 6: and professionally. Yeah, nothing personal.
- 7:40Speaker 3: It's Kings of Leon. Other than Hijune.
- 7:45Speaker 2: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
- 7:48Speaker 2: tune in week days and four on Radio.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Holdarchyes, indeed, hold there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 7:53Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now,
- 7:57Speaker 4: tomorrow's a big day, Fellers. They're relief the release of
- 8:01Speaker 4: the Big Show vinyl. How pumped are we?
- 8:04Speaker 6: Man? I'm frothing man same Yeah?
- 8:09Speaker 3: Oh, what's that? I just got a text here on
- 8:10Speaker 3: three four oh three? What is that?
- 8:12Speaker 6: Oh, it's a good question.
- 8:14Speaker 1: We have done a bespoke podcast which is only available
- 8:18Speaker 1: on vinyl.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Yeah, what a great idea.
- 8:21Speaker 6: That was the way it was our original idea. I
- 8:24Speaker 6: can't believe how we came up with it.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just brilliant, you know what I'm saying.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Actually, I remember how we came up with it. I
- 8:31Speaker 1: remember hearing how Mattingerr had done it.
- 8:34Speaker 6: Haven't they we're talking about it. But they were too scared. Yeah,
- 8:40Speaker 6: too scared, too much of a risk because he is
- 8:42Speaker 6: a bit of a skinny. Yes, but we did it.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It's called The Big Show Origin Story and it's delving
- 8:49Speaker 1: deep into the history of Hoidy, J Mogi, Keyesy and Pugsun.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Two sides pressed on vinyl thanks to our mates at
- 8:55Speaker 1: Holiday Records.
- 8:57Speaker 3: If you would like a link to.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Purchase, it's very very limited edition text the word vinyl
- 9:02Speaker 1: to three four eight three. We will also have a
- 9:05Speaker 1: chance for you to win special signed copy of the vinyl.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Let's keep an eye on the hockey socials too.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Those are special too. Those ones very special.
- 9:13Speaker 1: We signed them as they were pressed and then they
- 9:15Speaker 1: got sealed up. It's pretty special. Do you guys want
- 9:20Speaker 1: to hear a little trailer?
- 9:24Speaker 4: I was in a scenario where I wasn't sure whether
- 9:26Speaker 4: to put my age back a couple of years or
- 9:28Speaker 4: ford a couple of years, and.
- 9:30Speaker 6: Then you walked away and that was it. But you
- 9:31Speaker 6: turned around, looked at me, and we're sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 9:34Speaker 6: you guys have never.
- 9:35Speaker 3: Done that with me.
- 9:36Speaker 1: You've never walked off from a big show, turned around,
- 9:37Speaker 1: I got year, yeah, human feces.
- 9:42Speaker 4: And I remember when you were doing the night show
- 9:44Speaker 4: because you used to come and dressing immaculate suits all
- 9:47Speaker 4: the time.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Jason and like you mate, our eyes locked. That means
- 9:55Speaker 3: a lot, Jason. And now I'll make sure I leave
- 9:57Speaker 3: this on the wax.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Well, you know sometimes bands abbreviate stuff Keezy, it's my Steffy.
- 10:04Speaker 1: We still have very much have this mentality of like
- 10:07Speaker 1: obviously we're team Hodaky or whatever, but we're definitely big
- 10:10Speaker 1: show is in a thing yeah where if you mess
- 10:13Speaker 1: with any one of us like you get to do
- 10:15Speaker 1: you get.
- 10:17Speaker 6: Totally.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Man, it sounds great. It does sound really good.
- 10:20Speaker 6: Sounds good when you put it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 10:22Speaker 1: So it takes vinyl to three four eight three, it
- 10:25Speaker 1: drops tomorrow morning.
- 10:26Speaker 6: And what is it five hours long?
- 10:28Speaker 1: It's well vinyl? Are they only forty eight minutes?
- 10:32Speaker 6: What it is?
- 10:32Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 10:33Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but it's good eating, as Maggie would say,
- 10:36Speaker 4: Oh good listening or good listening The.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
- 10:43Speaker 5: Four on radio.
- 10:45Speaker 4: David Bowie there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this
- 10:48Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Is it breaking news, fellows?
- 10:52Speaker 1: Yes, it's from yr Okay, close enough, this is breaking.
- 11:01Speaker 6: It's just that I don't feel like it's breaking because
- 11:03Speaker 6: it's from yesterday. Come on, Gezy man, well.
- 11:05Speaker 3: It's still broke brough didn't it?
- 11:06Speaker 6: I haven't heard it right?
- 11:08Speaker 3: We should have one that has broke.
- 11:09Speaker 1: News already broken news, old news, old news.
- 11:14Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:15Speaker 3: Did you make a sting for that police pugs? Anyway?
- 11:17Speaker 3: What is it?
- 11:21Speaker 6: Old frodo? Yes? You heard about him. Yes, he's in
- 11:25Speaker 6: New Zealand because he's he's been doing again and a
- 11:28Speaker 6: whole bunch of other things around the place. He's the
- 11:30Speaker 6: actor Elijah Wood. Well, he's turned up down at Hobbitson there,
- 11:34Speaker 6: you know about Hobbitson. Yes, it's not the real one
- 11:37Speaker 6: out of the Lord of the Rings. I just pretend
- 11:38Speaker 6: made it. It's just a bunch of humans, just made
- 11:40Speaker 6: it for people to go and see.
- 11:42Speaker 1: It's only about one from the movie though, right, it's.
- 11:44Speaker 6: Like that one, But it's not the real Is it
- 11:46Speaker 6: not the real one? Well, it is the one out
- 11:47Speaker 6: of the movie. It's not the one out of history,
- 11:49Speaker 6: you know, it's not the one from three hundred years ago.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Oh right, that's all gone, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway,
- 11:56Speaker 6: it's turned up down there in the Son of a Bit.
- 11:58Speaker 6: He's crashed a winning good lord. People are trying to
- 12:01Speaker 6: get married there and here he comes. He turns up
- 12:03Speaker 6: in a you know, a pair of rolled up blue
- 12:06Speaker 6: jeans and white shoes and a funny looking at our
- 12:09Speaker 6: hoodie and comes along and ruins the wedding.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Well, think about that.
- 12:13Speaker 1: I don't think he ruined it, right, because they were
- 12:14Speaker 1: getting married at Hobbit and dressed and sort of hobbit stuff. Yeah,
- 12:18Speaker 1: so that big Hobbit Lord of the Rings fans kind
- 12:20Speaker 1: of loss. No, they're not then like geeks like gamer boys.
- 12:24Speaker 3: They're not.
- 12:26Speaker 6: No, it's just people who's interest that.
- 12:29Speaker 3: They enjoy the curtains always in darkness. Just do doosh
- 12:33Speaker 3: on the computer.
- 12:34Speaker 1: You guys are so cool, that's right, Game of Boys. Yes,
- 12:39Speaker 1: and so I think Frodo from the movie is sitting
- 12:40Speaker 1: ups pretty cool, don't you.
- 12:44Speaker 5: Well?
- 12:44Speaker 3: He wasn't.
- 12:46Speaker 6: Just another mouth to feed.
- 12:48Speaker 4: It's not cheap having a wedding gis years you know, well, totally,
- 12:51Speaker 4: and he probably sun keeps him made meade as well.
- 12:57Speaker 3: Do they know what I mean? Do they drink mead
- 12:58Speaker 3: and hobbitt?
- 12:59Speaker 6: They're mess of mead freaks? Are the responsibly?
- 13:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta be honest with you would
- 13:04Speaker 4: have turfed his ass out?
- 13:06Speaker 6: You would have?
- 13:07Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 13:07Speaker 6: How would you rather have had turned up at your
- 13:09Speaker 6: winning Who would be your favors?
- 13:11Speaker 5: Good?
- 13:12Speaker 6: Like sallibs?
- 13:13Speaker 4: Yeah, David Bowie?
- 13:18Speaker 1: How did that pop into you? Because we just came
- 13:20Speaker 1: out of a David Bowie song.
- 13:22Speaker 4: No, No, it's just you know, he'd be a great
- 13:24Speaker 4: guest right.
- 13:25Speaker 6: What would he do? You just have a chat to
- 13:27Speaker 6: him all night and ignore your missus.
- 13:29Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 13:29Speaker 3: Probably Barry Humphries.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, you'd be a good chat famous UK comedian. No, no,
- 13:36Speaker 1: Australia Australian comedian.
- 13:37Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, he'd be good.
- 13:40Speaker 3: For John Clark.
- 13:41Speaker 6: Oh yeah, cause you were saying Sydney Sweeney.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Yeah, well certainly, I mean if she you know, if
- 13:50Speaker 1: she was in the area, and Margo Robbie, Yeah, because
- 13:54Speaker 1: it'd be three beautiful than at my wedding.
- 13:57Speaker 4: And didn't you say Magie Emily Blunt? Who em Blunt?
- 14:02Speaker 1: Didn't you say what's the name of that? That woman
- 14:04Speaker 1: from the Zoro movies?
- 14:06Speaker 4: Catherine Zeena, John Alma high k Zelma Zelma?
- 14:12Speaker 3: Did you say Selma from Zelma and Luise?
- 14:18Speaker 1: The only slims I wouldn't have in my winning though
- 14:20Speaker 1: probably you two.
- 14:21Speaker 6: That doesn't right? Sorry about that again, we barely knew
- 14:26Speaker 6: each other, guys, Water under the Bridge as far as
- 14:31Speaker 6: I'm consumed. Yeah, cool, cool, Oh she has she has good.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Sup.
- 14:37Speaker 2: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.
- 14:42Speaker 4: Is indeed a see d C there on the Radio
- 14:44Speaker 4: Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday, afternoon the time of four
- 14:47Speaker 4: p fifty two.
- 14:48Speaker 3: Let's talk TV.
- 14:51Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 14:57Speaker 6: Yes, guys, I do you have to do that? Yes, yes, yes,
- 15:04Speaker 6: Look you and I have been begging on all week.
- 15:06Speaker 6: Jay so Keysy said before the show and now I
- 15:08Speaker 6: appreciate meeting. Can he please have a turn today? So
- 15:11Speaker 6: I'd like to hand the floor over to you. Man, No,
- 15:13Speaker 6: I didn't where you go?
- 15:15Speaker 3: Then buddy Tay get on with it.
- 15:19Speaker 1: But now there's got all these expectations on what I
- 15:21Speaker 1: was designs.
- 15:22Speaker 6: So this is Grand Designs Human.
- 15:24Speaker 4: Yes, same, no, no, no, you know what it is,
- 15:26Speaker 4: or some wacky Australian comedy.
- 15:29Speaker 1: It's a show that has affected me so much so
- 15:33Speaker 1: that I had a nightmare two nights ago. The Undtables
- 15:37Speaker 1: Uh no, no, no, no, no, I haven't watched that yet,
- 15:40Speaker 1: need to. It is Traders UK Celebrity.
- 15:46Speaker 6: You've talked about that a few times.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Yeah, you had a couple of times because I had
- 15:52Speaker 4: that little nerd fellare on there Alan Carr.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Yeah, and he didn't like it because he was a killer.
- 15:57Speaker 6: He didn't like it. He was nervous.
- 15:58Speaker 3: But next thing you knew it was drunken power. It
- 16:02Speaker 3: still is.
- 16:03Speaker 1: But what it is now, though, is because you've got
- 16:05Speaker 1: such and the key thing with this show, if it
- 16:08Speaker 1: wasn't celebrities who I hold in such high regard, You're
- 16:11Speaker 1: Stephen Fries, you know, you're Jonathan Ross's, people like that,
- 16:15Speaker 1: genuine top level UK celebrities and comedians. If it wasn't them,
- 16:19Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it. But it is them. And they
- 16:22Speaker 1: have to sit around a table and they have to
- 16:25Speaker 1: accuse each other of being a traitor, and everyone genuinely
- 16:28Speaker 1: gets real fired up and quite upset with one another,
- 16:32Speaker 1: and then they all have to vote out someone and go,
- 16:34Speaker 1: we think it's this person who's the trader who's been
- 16:36Speaker 1: murdering people.
- 16:37Speaker 6: They then stand at the.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Front and say, I tried to tell you I'm actually
- 16:41Speaker 1: a faithful and then everyone's just like gatted, so gatted
- 16:48Speaker 1: And it's really really, really good on three now and
- 16:51Speaker 1: there's every Thursday and Friday there are new episodes. See
- 16:54Speaker 1: but I don't know what you guys are doing here because
- 16:56Speaker 1: I sit here every day and listen to you say, oh,
- 16:58Speaker 1: I watched this show from the seventies and list of
- 17:00Speaker 1: a whole of actors I've never heard of, and I don't.
- 17:03Speaker 3: Go how any busies.
- 17:07Speaker 6: It's a four point two busies time for a reality show.
- 17:10Speaker 6: And it's tricky, keazy because we have heard about it already.
- 17:12Speaker 6: And I feel bad because I've got I've been watching
- 17:14Speaker 6: another show. What's that one called? Yeah, Slow Horses? No,
- 17:19Speaker 6: the other one I don't know, the one with Jason
- 17:22Speaker 6: Bateman and the rabbit, Blank Grabbit, black Rabbit.
- 17:26Speaker 3: And it's just.
- 17:28Speaker 6: You don't want to I don't want to keep on
- 17:30Speaker 6: talking about the episodes because it's all ups and downs,
- 17:32Speaker 6: isn't it. But I'll tell you at the end, and
- 17:33Speaker 6: we'll find out if it sucks or not. If they
- 17:36Speaker 6: caught out Old mat keysy, if they caught out alan
- 17:38Speaker 6: Ka yet No, but that on his tail. And it's
- 17:42Speaker 6: like people are actually getting aggressive about it.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Okay, Marler, former front Row England prop he is genuinely
- 17:47Speaker 1: pissed off.
- 17:48Speaker 6: He's an aggressive man. It's great.
- 17:49Speaker 3: You kind of need to be to be afore we
- 17:51Speaker 3: don't actually have time for you to go. No, just joking,
- 17:53Speaker 3: he go. I watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Is seemingly minor neighborhood just and Florida escalates into deadly violence.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Police bodycam footage and investigative interviews expose the consequences of
- 18:09Speaker 4: Florida's stand your ground laws.
- 18:12Speaker 3: And it's basically it's true. It's all true, and it's
- 18:15Speaker 3: a documentary. It's horrific.
- 18:18Speaker 4: A very racist woman as in this neighborhood.
- 18:23Speaker 3: I won't go into the details, but let's say.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Things end very, very badly, and it's if you like
- 18:33Speaker 4: that kind of thing.
- 18:33Speaker 3: It's a horror show. It's a horror show. I did
- 18:38Speaker 3: like it. I'll give it three point eight busies? Right,
- 18:41Speaker 3: why is that? Did you like?
- 18:42Speaker 1: Find something in common one of the main characters.
- 18:44Speaker 4: Not particularly, but it was fascinating this woman's machinations in
- 18:48Speaker 4: terms of her manipulating situations. But it's all been caught
- 18:52Speaker 4: on police camp so she actually in the end kind
- 18:55Speaker 4: of shot herself from the foot. It's actually very fascinating
- 18:59Speaker 4: to watch.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Jason.
- 18:59Speaker 1: I'm really pleased how passionate you are about that show.
- 19:02Speaker 6: Thank you for sharing that.
- 19:03Speaker 3: Thank you man.
- 19:05Speaker 1: See that's how this could go. Fellers, how many buzzies
- 19:08Speaker 1: out of five?
- 19:08Speaker 3: I told you three point eight?
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- 20:27Speaker 1: up on the show here Fellas, I see Jace you
- 20:30Speaker 1: want to have sort of a boomer style chat about
- 20:32Speaker 1: how you hate Halloween?
- 20:33Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah? Pretty much. I want to get
- 20:36Speaker 3: your guys view on it too, how you feel about it.
- 20:39Speaker 4: I don't like this American filth sort of seeping into
- 20:42Speaker 4: the system.
- 20:44Speaker 3: It's not good. But in the meantime, what as good
- 20:47Speaker 3: as the Killers?
- 20:49Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Incubus.
- 20:53Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
- 20:57Speaker 4: The time eleven minutes past five o'clock. Card.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Now, I don't know if you're aware of this.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Fella's Maggie, you probably will be because you've got a
- 21:04Speaker 4: little a little one. It's Halloween tomorrow, and I just
- 21:08Speaker 4: wanted to get your sort of vibe on the whole
- 21:10Speaker 4: Halloween thing. Weird things happening in my family. We're my
- 21:13Speaker 4: youngest daughter who's no longer young. Well, I mean she's
- 21:17Speaker 4: still young, but she's not a kid anymore. She seems
- 21:20Speaker 4: more into Halloween now than when she was a kid,
- 21:23Speaker 4: which doesn't make any sense to me.
- 21:25Speaker 3: Now, my personal view on Halloween, I hate it.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Yeah, pesky little kids coming down into my private property
- 21:35Speaker 4: and just wanting stuff.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Only if you like isn't it only if you've got
- 21:38Speaker 1: a decoration up though, to say hey, come down, They.
- 21:41Speaker 4: Come down regardless, Keezy, because the little they're shock of
- 21:44Speaker 4: the life, the little buggers. They just want free sweets. Yeah,
- 21:48Speaker 4: it goes against everything that I stand for.
- 21:50Speaker 6: I mean, you know, with generosity, stands against that.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Now, kids all the time in I don't accept things
- 21:57Speaker 4: off strangers, and here we are sending.
- 21:58Speaker 3: Them out to the whole bloody neighbor was strangers.
- 22:00Speaker 6: Their parents are usually nearby, is always.
- 22:03Speaker 3: But mostly you know, I'll tell you what.
- 22:06Speaker 4: Out west, you get marauding heads of kids, you know
- 22:11Speaker 4: what I mean. Suddenly this like fifteen bloody kids wanting stuff,
- 22:15Speaker 4: and it's like, get up with property. I mean, how
- 22:17Speaker 4: do you feel about it, Maggie. And I'm not a.
- 22:20Speaker 3: Big fan of American sort of traditions. It's not our tradition,
- 22:23Speaker 3: it's their traditions. Keep it over there.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Just quickly. It's not an American tradition. It's actually a
- 22:27Speaker 1: Celtic traditions of years ago.
- 22:30Speaker 6: Yeah, but it was very very old, and it got
- 22:32Speaker 6: taken out over on the boats by the settlers, the
- 22:35Speaker 6: pilgrims over to the States, and then it continued, and
- 22:37Speaker 6: it was very much an American tradition, and I too, I
- 22:39Speaker 6: hate it. I hate it. But the reason it's not
- 22:42Speaker 6: because like you, I hate children and I don't want
- 22:46Speaker 6: to have, you know, have any kind of joy whatso
- 22:48Speaker 6: we have.
- 22:51Speaker 3: For me.
- 22:52Speaker 6: It's more it's yet another marketing exercise, correct, to separate
- 22:57Speaker 6: parents from cash and to feed kids up on shit.
- 23:01Speaker 6: And that's the problem that I've got with it. And
- 23:03Speaker 6: so my kid last year came five years old, came
- 23:07Speaker 6: home with about eight kilos of lollies and it's okay, well,
- 23:10Speaker 6: now that's all going in the bin by three of them.
- 23:13Speaker 6: But most parents would just feed it to their kids. Shock,
- 23:16Speaker 6: it's shocking bastards.
- 23:18Speaker 4: I don't believe that it went in the bin because
- 23:20Speaker 4: I know what you're like with lollies, making stuff in
- 23:24Speaker 4: its face, you know what I'm saying.
- 23:26Speaker 6: It's true.
- 23:26Speaker 1: That's the good way out of it is because I
- 23:28Speaker 1: have seen you festing lollies into your face. That's the
- 23:31Speaker 1: way to get around it. I find, bring on lollies,
- 23:33Speaker 1: but old Mogi's going to get a lot of them.
- 23:34Speaker 6: Yeah, But it is very, very difficult, and of course
- 23:37Speaker 6: I get the pressure on it from school. So all
- 23:39Speaker 6: the kids at school are doing it, and then as
- 23:41Speaker 6: a parent, I feel the pressure because I don't want
- 23:42Speaker 6: it to get smacked over at school, or to be
- 23:45Speaker 6: an outcast or a loser at school because she's not
- 23:48Speaker 6: doing it because her parents are weird, do you know
- 23:50Speaker 6: what I mean? So, yes, you end up just getting
- 23:52Speaker 6: pressured into allowing it, even though it goes against your
- 23:54Speaker 6: own principles. My principal has been I can't be bothered
- 23:59Speaker 6: walking around the neighborhoo.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, well, look my take on this, guys.
- 24:03Speaker 1: And in traditional radio there's always meant to be one
- 24:05Speaker 1: person who is the opposite view, and my view is
- 24:09Speaker 1: literally last night, my wife and I were going for
- 24:10Speaker 1: a walk around after dinner, just to help with digestion,
- 24:12Speaker 1: around the neighborhood.
- 24:13Speaker 3: And you know, fix out your prosta.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Yeah cool, and we were like, oh, gosh, it's gonna
- 24:19Speaker 1: be Halloween tomorrow night. We should go for a walk
- 24:21Speaker 1: and see all the kids in their costumes. Will be fun,
- 24:23Speaker 1: see all the houses. But we both were like dreading
- 24:25Speaker 1: the day when we have to do it. Oh, right,
- 24:28Speaker 1: But I think seeing you know, for example, in your case, Moggi,
- 24:30Speaker 1: Moggie and Nogi Junior. Your daughter dressed up in a
- 24:34Speaker 1: fun costume collecting.
- 24:35Speaker 3: Well, I think that'll be really rewarding.
- 24:37Speaker 4: You were saying you were traumatized, Keezy, because when you
- 24:39Speaker 4: were a young fella, he went on a little Halloween
- 24:42Speaker 4: thing and you got a really sore tummy and then
- 24:44Speaker 4: you were home from school for four days after that.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't know you had to unwrap all
- 24:49Speaker 1: the sweets. That's a true story. I hey speaking of
- 24:53Speaker 1: actually three four eight three, what do you think of
- 24:55Speaker 1: Halloween New Zealand?
- 24:57Speaker 5: Oh?
- 24:57Speaker 1: Eight hundred Hodaki as well? Fifty Reburger vouchers up for
- 25:00Speaker 1: grabs if you get involved smashing pumpkins. That's what you
- 25:04Speaker 1: want to do? Ajs on Hall Hope, so do Yeah.
- 25:08Speaker 2: The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 25:12Speaker 3: The Cure There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
- 25:15Speaker 3: what is it?
- 25:16Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon? The time twenty two minutes past five.
- 25:18Speaker 1: A lot of texts coming in Jays people agreeing with
- 25:20Speaker 1: you on your your sort of boomer style attitude towards Halloween.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:24Speaker 1: We might get into a few more of those later
- 25:26Speaker 1: on the show. So keep the text coming. Three four right,
- 25:28Speaker 1: three get yourself in the drawer for a fifty ot
- 25:30Speaker 1: reburg of out Chew Fellows. I've been iNFiNiT in Jeff
- 25:32Speaker 1: and late. Let my computer them my laptop. Yes, you do,
- 25:35Speaker 1: guys know about laptop. I've heard of them.
- 25:38Speaker 6: They're like a home computer ware, your desktop computer. But
- 25:41Speaker 6: you can have them in your lap.
- 25:43Speaker 3: Oh wow, you put them on your lap.
- 25:44Speaker 6: You can. You don't have to, but the reportable style
- 25:48Speaker 6: computer anyway. I use them a bit for the line
- 25:50Speaker 6: of work that I'm in keyser. You probably haven't got one.
- 25:54Speaker 6: But what I get a little bit frustrated with is
- 25:57Speaker 6: I'll be typing away there, you know, probably about a
- 26:00Speaker 6: ninety letters a minute, and I'll look up after it
- 26:05Speaker 6: because I only look at my fingers while i'm typing. Yes,
- 26:08Speaker 6: because I've had one for a while there, And when
- 26:10Speaker 6: I look up, everything that I've written is in caps
- 26:13Speaker 6: lot is in capital letters because at some point I've
- 26:17Speaker 6: slipped and I've hit the caps lock button. But when
- 26:20Speaker 6: you're typing, your hand hides that button so you can't
- 26:23Speaker 6: see that. There's a light on it on Mine's got
- 26:25Speaker 6: a light on it because I've got a Mac. So
- 26:27Speaker 6: I'm just I'm just pounding away there, and then you
- 26:30Speaker 6: look up, and then you have to delete all of
- 26:32Speaker 6: it and start again.
- 26:35Speaker 3: You know that there's the way to not have to
- 26:36Speaker 3: delete all of that.
- 26:37Speaker 6: Not in your macmail, not in certain things. So some
- 26:39Speaker 6: things you can, but other things you can't. The other
- 26:42Speaker 6: thing that I slip and push is search like Spotlight.
- 26:46Speaker 6: It has a spotlight function. So I'll be typing away
- 26:49Speaker 6: and I'll slip it, and I'll slip and I'll say,
- 26:51Speaker 6: and if you ask me how to bring this short
- 26:54Speaker 6: cut up on my keyboard, I couldn't tell you. I
- 26:56Speaker 6: would have a clue, But I somehow slip and I'll
- 27:00Speaker 6: look up and everything that I've been typing, I'm now
- 27:02Speaker 6: typing into the in computer search thing. It's called Spotlight.
- 27:06Speaker 6: It's all up there, right, So I can then copy
- 27:10Speaker 6: and paste that and bring it down into my email,
- 27:13Speaker 6: and it's about, uh, you know, it's probably ten times
- 27:16Speaker 6: the size of the font. Then I have to format
- 27:20Speaker 6: the whole thing because it's the wrong format, it's the
- 27:22Speaker 6: wrong size font and it's the wrong Yeah, so I've
- 27:26Speaker 6: turned it all off. I found out that you can
- 27:28Speaker 6: go through it, So I've turned off my caps we
- 27:30Speaker 6: button because how often do you push caps lock.
- 27:32Speaker 3: And start typing only when I'm on your computer.
- 27:36Speaker 6: Because it's a tricky bat y. Yeah, and I never
- 27:39Speaker 6: used the shortcut for the suit spotlight thing anyway.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Question, why is just keyboard so slippery because you're always slipping?
- 27:45Speaker 3: What do you do?
- 27:45Speaker 1: What?
- 27:45Speaker 6: No, I'm not slipping. I'm just I'm a I'm fat fingered,
- 27:50Speaker 6: or I'm not a good typers or whatever it is.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Right, Okay, you see what I'm saying.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are way too flash
- 27:57Speaker 4: for me. I can't even imagine old hoodie j trying to,
- 28:00Speaker 4: you know, operate a laptop. But of course I recently
- 28:03Speaker 4: got given an old style typewriter, you know, and I'm
- 28:07Speaker 4: I'm banging away there, mogie yea, I'm pounding away there because.
- 28:14Speaker 3: She's and it's lovely weight on the keyboard too.
- 28:17Speaker 5: I love you.
- 28:18Speaker 4: And I'm pounding away there for a good ten minutes
- 28:20Speaker 4: or so. And then I look up and I see
- 28:22Speaker 4: little mistakes that I've made. Now you guys might not
- 28:25Speaker 4: know this, but with the old school typewriters, you.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Can't just go back and delete, you know what I mean.
- 28:30Speaker 4: It's like, oh, for God's sake, So then I have
- 28:33Speaker 4: to because I don't like any mistakes in my writing,
- 28:37Speaker 4: and so I have to rip the whole thing out
- 28:38Speaker 4: again and do it all again.
- 28:41Speaker 3: You know what, I yeah, yeah, what are you usually
- 28:43Speaker 3: typing poetry?
- 28:44Speaker 5: Right?
- 28:44Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, yeah, okay, you know, or it skipped a line,
- 28:48Speaker 3: or the spacing's gone weird it.
- 28:52Speaker 1: So the thing is, I remember getting told this in
- 28:54Speaker 1: high school though, was to learn how to type while
- 28:56Speaker 1: not looking at the keyboard, that was, and it took
- 28:58Speaker 1: ages to learn.
- 28:58Speaker 3: And I still think I'm a high of both.
- 29:00Speaker 6: Yeah, I am, and I am as well. So that's
- 29:03Speaker 6: been my thing to get better at worst year. My
- 29:05Speaker 6: work on for this year is to try and remember
- 29:07Speaker 6: just to look at the screen no matter what, and
- 29:09Speaker 6: very rarely look down. Yeah, but it is my default
- 29:12Speaker 6: to still continue to do it. So I still slip
- 29:15Speaker 6: up keysy. You know, it's like jas with a dart.
- 29:18Speaker 6: You can't be perfect, do you know what I mean?
- 29:19Speaker 6: It's pretty perfect.
- 29:20Speaker 3: Well, I'm like a two finger guy.
- 29:24Speaker 2: I'm heard the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
- 29:29Speaker 2: Radio Hodarky Radio.
- 29:30Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
- 29:34Speaker 3: Now, I made some diamonds on Richmond.
- 29:35Speaker 4: Boy have they given us a deal, fellas, an eight
- 29:38Speaker 4: thousand dollars engagement ring, which I might make the point,
- 29:42Speaker 4: we're giving away tomorrow. So if you're you know, mucking around,
- 29:47Speaker 4: you know, thinking about proposing to that very special person
- 29:50Speaker 4: in your life, you've got to get in there fast,
- 29:52Speaker 4: New Zealand.
- 29:53Speaker 3: In there fast.
- 29:54Speaker 1: We are giving it away tomorrow. So right now, HiT's
- 29:57Speaker 1: Hadaki dot co dot in ZID. Register yourself there, tell
- 30:00Speaker 1: a little about your relationship, and just like that you
- 30:02Speaker 1: are in the draw. Now we've got a person on
- 30:05Speaker 1: the line right now, fellas who did exactly that. Their
- 30:07Speaker 1: name is Anonymous, right for obvious reasons, But Anonymous are
- 30:11Speaker 1: there today, Anonymous? Do you want to just tell us
- 30:15Speaker 1: a little bit about your situation and why are you
- 30:17Speaker 1: into the competition?
- 30:19Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 30:19Speaker 4: You know it's a bloody good prize, the status tender
- 30:26Speaker 4: success story.
- 30:27Speaker 1: So you guys have been together for five plus years
- 30:30Speaker 1: and you just sort of you think things it's time
- 30:32Speaker 1: for things to move along.
- 30:34Speaker 6: Yeah, he or she just bloody use let's what's the
- 30:37Speaker 6: guts a little all that. Yeah, it's a tricky one.
- 30:42Speaker 3: I always thought tinder was, you know, just for shagging,
- 30:46Speaker 3: you know, sometimes just down he's obviously a keeper. Anonymous. Yeah,
- 30:55Speaker 3: it's me out now.
- 31:00Speaker 6: Oh well, if it doesn't work out a least you've
- 31:01Speaker 6: got a sick ring from Diamonds on Richmond.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Anonymous, before you let you go, what's your what are
- 31:06Speaker 1: your sort of favorite things about this particular anonymous bloke?
- 31:11Speaker 4: You know.
- 31:16Speaker 6: Enough, that's bloody beautiful.
- 31:18Speaker 3: That's all the best of that.
- 31:19Speaker 4: I hope he gets into gear and you never know,
- 31:23Speaker 4: you might get that eight thousand dollars engagement ring just
- 31:26Speaker 4: to get down.
- 31:27Speaker 3: On the knee, bloody rapper.
- 31:28Speaker 1: All right, Anonymous, we'll hand you over to pugsund there
- 31:30Speaker 1: once again. We are giving away that ring on tomorrow's show.
- 31:33Speaker 1: So you've got twenty four hours left to get yourself
- 31:36Speaker 1: from the drawerhead to hold out you dot co dot
- 31:37Speaker 1: m Z tell us about your relationship, and a big
- 31:40Speaker 1: shout out to Diamonds on Richmond, who make buying an
- 31:42Speaker 1: engagement ring really easy.
- 31:44Speaker 6: Bloody hell, bloody hell.
- 31:46Speaker 3: How good man? What giving away you know, eight thousand
- 31:50Speaker 3: dollars ring?
- 31:51Speaker 6: Noh yeah yeah, if you don't heard about that, yeah yeah,
- 31:54Speaker 6: Diamonds on Richard.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Oh wow, really they're giving away an engagement ring.
- 31:57Speaker 4: And that's where eight thousand dollars has probably got diamonds.
- 32:03Speaker 2: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 32:06Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
- 32:09Speaker 4: Welcome back to your messive Bagbones. You are listening to
- 32:11Speaker 4: the Big Show brought you Bo Reburger.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reeberger.
- 32:20Speaker 4: Yeah, man, yeah, I'm actually seriously thinking of getting Is
- 32:24Speaker 4: here a reburger in Pumps and Bee Murgie?
- 32:27Speaker 3: There's one in gray Lin, gray Lin. Yes, sweet, I'm
- 32:30Speaker 3: hanging out in that hood tonight. I might get myself
- 32:34Speaker 3: a bet a reburger.
- 32:34Speaker 6: Action you're hanging around the hood?
- 32:36Speaker 4: Yeah, man, looking, I'm careful.
- 32:39Speaker 3: I'm cat sitting, cat sitting. Yeah, man. We got hustled.
- 32:45Speaker 4: My wife's father said, could you look after our cat?
- 32:48Speaker 4: We've got to go away for a little while. Thinking
- 32:51Speaker 4: it was one and we were thinking it was one night.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Turns out it's five nights and this cat has massive
- 32:57Speaker 4: medical issues. Has to be very specific specifically fed at
- 33:01Speaker 4: certain times.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Of the day. You know, I am not lying to you.
- 33:07Speaker 4: They left three pages of instructions for looking after the cat.
- 33:12Speaker 6: Except one two to the dome.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's some sort of Persian.
- 33:18Speaker 4: He kind of you know, fancy cat, well like the rug,
- 33:22Speaker 4: kind of like the rug. And if it doesn't watch itself,
- 33:24Speaker 4: I could turn into one.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Because when I've looked after my parents' cat in the past. Yeah,
- 33:30Speaker 1: it's literally cut just stopping on the way and from
- 33:32Speaker 1: work and feed it exactly.
- 33:34Speaker 4: It was like I was saying yesterday, my whole thing
- 33:36Speaker 4: with cats, I'll feed you and then you're on your own.
- 33:39Speaker 4: But this one needs medical attention, needs its litter change,
- 33:43Speaker 4: needs to be fed at specific times of the day.
- 33:46Speaker 3: It's like, and it did a spew last night, did it?
- 33:50Speaker 5: Yes?
- 33:50Speaker 3: It did us a little spew.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Right, And so is there anything you're supposed to do
- 33:54Speaker 6: with the spudy?
- 33:54Speaker 3: You have to like pack just leaving it.
- 33:56Speaker 6: Yeah, you haven't had much luck with pet, say your dog,
- 33:58Speaker 6: God bless her, remember there one used to do steamers
- 34:01Speaker 6: on your bed.
- 34:02Speaker 1: And then you baby set that dog that's spewed in
- 34:04Speaker 1: your conservatory and the.
- 34:05Speaker 6: Dark flow into your house and shed everywhere.
- 34:07Speaker 3: Oh she's still there.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's that's actually infuriating, Jess.
- 34:13Speaker 4: It is rather infuriating. But it's a bloody nice joint.
- 34:16Speaker 4: So we can pretend like We're Rich bast.
- 34:20Speaker 2: The Dachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 34:23Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio hod.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Ike and Excess there on the Radio Hodakey Big Show. Now,
- 34:28Speaker 4: we were talking earlier in the show about Halloween. Of
- 34:32Speaker 4: course it's going to be Halloween tomorrow, and I hate it,
- 34:36Speaker 4: you know, And you were mentioning the fact, Maggie that
- 34:38Speaker 4: it's very commercialized. It's just another way of parting adults
- 34:41Speaker 4: with their money. We're feeding our kids all this crap.
- 34:44Speaker 4: I just hate the constant invasion of my privacy.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Eski annoying marauding kids.
- 34:51Speaker 6: Yeah, and then.
- 34:53Speaker 4: You go, okay, I want to track, I want a trick,
- 34:56Speaker 4: and they won't even do it.
- 34:58Speaker 3: It's like, oh no, we just want trees.
- 35:02Speaker 6: One of the tricks might be that you would light
- 35:04Speaker 6: a steamer on fire and put it on the doorstep
- 35:07Speaker 6: or wait.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Wait, so they come up and they say trick or
- 35:10Speaker 3: tree and you.
- 35:11Speaker 6: Say bag her off and they go, okay, well it's
- 35:13Speaker 6: going to be a tricky. Throw a breakthrough your window
- 35:16Speaker 6: or something like, you know, possibly something smarter than that,
- 35:19Speaker 6: but there's an example. Yeah, Or they slash your tires wow,
- 35:22Speaker 6: you know, or a Molotov cocktail. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 35:29Speaker 6: or they kidnap your dog. You know, there's so many
- 35:31Speaker 6: fun tricks that you can play. Or you just give
- 35:34Speaker 6: them a lolly, or you can give them a lot.
- 35:36Speaker 6: I'm not there's you know, and somebody here on the
- 35:39Speaker 6: text machine. Three for three we had eight billion texts
- 35:41Speaker 6: coming through over the subject. People are fuming about it.
- 35:44Speaker 6: It's absolutely right, it's it's just all this landfill as well.
- 35:48Speaker 6: So now there's this whole new holiday where you buy
- 35:51Speaker 6: all of this ship to decorate your house and then
- 35:53Speaker 6: it goes on the Benner day later.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Yes, what are we doing learning nothing?
- 35:57Speaker 4: Your fake cob web exactly, tapes and.
- 36:01Speaker 6: Exactly, but your pumpkins, for God's sake, Well, pumpkin's okay,
- 36:05Speaker 6: like fake one because who can be Halloween one out?
- 36:09Speaker 1: See, that's cool. If we did the whole pumpkin decorating thing,
- 36:11Speaker 1: I think that's cool.
- 36:12Speaker 6: I like the wholesome side of it. I like all
- 36:14Speaker 6: that sort of thing. I think that's cool. Imagine if
- 36:15Speaker 6: you did the hollow one out and make a Jack
- 36:18Speaker 6: O'lenton and put a candle in its head and light
- 36:22Speaker 6: it and go, that's cool. That's cool. Kid would love that.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like you could plant pumpkins every year
- 36:29Speaker 1: and try grow the next pumpkins.
- 36:30Speaker 6: I'm loving it.
- 36:32Speaker 3: Maybe that's how I celebrate it. What are the people saying?
- 36:35Speaker 1: Well, that very much on on on your side, Jason,
- 36:39Speaker 1: And yes, everyone's fuming.
- 36:41Speaker 6: I live rurally. No kids are walking a kilometer down
- 36:44Speaker 6: my driveway.
- 36:45Speaker 3: So that's the thing.
- 36:46Speaker 1: It's very much a big city and also kind of
- 36:49Speaker 1: like if you live in suburbs, probably well to do
- 36:51Speaker 1: suburbs as well as well, you're going to get the
- 36:53Speaker 1: most action. I'd say, yes, you know, whereas if you
- 36:56Speaker 1: live in the country, it's you know, two hundred and
- 36:58Speaker 1: three hundred meters between little box. It's not going to happen, right,
- 37:01Speaker 1: Maybe move to the country.
- 37:03Speaker 6: Yeah, this one here, I'm not into Halloween, but my
- 37:05Speaker 6: ten year old daughter is, well that makes sense because
- 37:07Speaker 6: you're an adult. Yes, so yeah, but I'm taking her
- 37:11Speaker 6: and so mates trickle treating tomorrow night. She's not a
- 37:13Speaker 6: sweet spiend. She just likes the dress up.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Yeah, the dress up pard is cute. Yeah, like what
- 37:17Speaker 1: did Moggie Minoguie dress up as well?
- 37:20Speaker 6: I actually did dress up when I was a kid
- 37:22Speaker 6: and my brother and I and we went next door
- 37:24Speaker 6: to Missus McGill's house. Now Missus McGill was about ninety right.
- 37:28Speaker 6: We knocked on her door. Now I had my mother
- 37:31Speaker 6: had a black, big, long black wig. For some reason
- 37:34Speaker 6: at the time, he was very popular. I went as
- 37:36Speaker 6: Bob Marley.
- 37:39Speaker 3: He went as Bob Marley. Oh, Bob Mogi.
- 37:44Speaker 6: I can't remember what my brother went as, but it
- 37:46Speaker 6: might have been also, you know, probably on the spectrum
- 37:49Speaker 6: somewhere there and a little bit risque. And we tried.
- 37:53Speaker 6: We knocked on the door and we see trickle treat
- 37:54Speaker 6: Missus McGill and she's like, what is it?
- 37:57Speaker 5: Was that?
- 37:58Speaker 6: And then we had to explain the history of called
- 38:00Speaker 6: treating and she told us to piss off and can
- 38:04Speaker 6: bet when we could explain what it was? Yeah, Yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 6: one love the Hiarchy.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four.
- 38:15Speaker 4: On Radio Faith No More there on the radio ho
- 38:18Speaker 4: Donkey Big Show this Thursday evening. Now, if you're a
- 38:22Speaker 4: cricket fan, which I think you know me and Mogi
- 38:26Speaker 4: are you, you need to listen to this because this
- 38:33Speaker 4: is an exciting development.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I think I'm a cricket fan, like I like cricket.
- 38:39Speaker 1: I'm not a fit like I'm not at Oh bloody
- 38:41Speaker 1: what what what cricket's on today?
- 38:43Speaker 3: You're not like you're not like a rabid fan. I've
- 38:45Speaker 3: got a rabid fan.
- 38:46Speaker 6: You're not even like a part time but you don't
- 38:49Speaker 6: even like it.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually hate cricket, yes, but I'll tell you
- 38:53Speaker 1: what cricket I do love.
- 38:54Speaker 6: That's the Black Class.
- 38:56Speaker 1: It's a full name, of course, Hot Spring spa T
- 38:59Speaker 1: twenty Black Class and association.
- 39:01Speaker 3: With wolf Brook. It's on a mouthful, that, isn't it.
- 39:05Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 39:05Speaker 1: I reckon you could handle it though, you can handle it.
- 39:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had to handle it in front of you know,
- 39:10Speaker 4: two million viewers.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Too, Mellion.
- 39:16Speaker 6: Did you take it all good?
- 39:18Speaker 3: I took it good. Yeah, I handled it, man, I
- 39:20Speaker 3: nailed it. Are you doing it again this year? Yes?
- 39:22Speaker 3: Well no, because that's next year.
- 39:24Speaker 6: So next year you're going back for more apparently, So
- 39:26Speaker 6: you love it?
- 39:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking the commentary of course.
- 39:29Speaker 4: Yeah, the commentary. Well, I mean I don't. I don't
- 39:31Speaker 4: love it, but the people love me. What can I do?
- 39:34Speaker 6: Ah?
- 39:34Speaker 3: Man? My hands are tired here.
- 39:36Speaker 1: The Black Clash is returning to Bayoval Totonger, January seventeenth,
- 39:40Speaker 1: And there's the acc Export Ultra zone, which is the
- 39:43Speaker 1: party zone. It's the closest thing to the Sevens back
- 39:45Speaker 1: in the day. It is the zone you want to
- 39:47Speaker 1: be in. Oh, if you want to responsibly, have a
- 39:49Speaker 1: few bruis in front of that. And the most epic
- 39:53Speaker 1: seats right on the boundary will be the Ducky zone,
- 39:56Speaker 1: where we will be Old Mogi over there, who, to
- 39:59Speaker 1: be honest, I doesn't even like cricket, whereas I'm a
- 40:01Speaker 1: rabid fan. So if you're keen to sit with us,
- 40:05Speaker 1: cheers the ons grab see. We can fly from anywhere
- 40:08Speaker 1: in the country to be with us. Afterwards, we'll put
- 40:10Speaker 1: you up for the night at the Trinity Wharf Hotel,
- 40:12Speaker 1: which is where we're all staying.
- 40:15Speaker 4: I'll probably be somewhere different, you will, yeah, yeah, they
- 40:19Speaker 4: like to look after the commentators, the motoring, you guys
- 40:22Speaker 4: will be.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:23Speaker 1: The Trinity Wharf is probably the best hotel in Toto.
- 40:25Speaker 3: It's pretty good. It's right on the water there.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Actually, if I do stay there, I'm going to bring
- 40:28Speaker 4: my fishing rod because you can fish right off the front.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you don't probably not take my fishing
- 40:34Speaker 1: rod to the hotel. If you're key, though, go to
- 40:37Speaker 1: hoduky dot co. Doddience in and into the drawer there
- 40:41Speaker 1: and hopefully we'll see it next year's Black Clash.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Sees mister fly with my golf clubs.
- 40:49Speaker 1: How else am I supposed to take them to the
- 40:51Speaker 1: bloody overs? Okay, here's faith them. No, it's green Day, dammit.
- 40:55Speaker 2: The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
- 40:59Speaker 2: Hdarky popped.
- 41:00Speaker 6: There on the radio.
- 41:01Speaker 4: Hold Larky Big Show this South Thursday evening, females, let's
- 41:05Speaker 4: give out some much needed advice.
- 41:11Speaker 1: Six guys a gmail dot com get in touch with
- 41:17Speaker 1: the if you're not going to like, do it properly.
- 41:21Speaker 6: If you're going to but we go meet petty NEPs
- 41:22Speaker 6: and then you check guys in the middle of it,
- 41:24Speaker 6: and then you say at gmail dot com get in
- 41:27Speaker 6: touch with it to shambles. I just think, if we're
- 41:31Speaker 6: not going to sing it, probably just let pugs singer.
- 41:33Speaker 6: You know, well we we sing it bloody beautiful, you
- 41:36Speaker 6: guys do?
- 41:38Speaker 3: Could you get on with it?
- 41:40Speaker 1: Anymous trying to solve problems? The problem has come out
- 41:44Speaker 1: to the front. Yes, well that's a problem We're never
- 41:47Speaker 1: going to solve to be fair no matter how many
- 41:50Speaker 1: Reburger vouches we give out. Here's a question coming through
- 41:54Speaker 1: from anonymous Get eight feelers. You massive back, but I
- 42:01Speaker 1: wanted to ask for advice regarding the rats problem at
- 42:03Speaker 1: my schools, So let me start from the start. Basically,
- 42:06Speaker 1: heaps of students, including me, have noticed that our school's
- 42:09Speaker 1: canteen has an infestation.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Of very large rats that hang around the outdoor.
- 42:14Speaker 6: Seat area in my kitchen. I'm going to do, thankfully.
- 42:19Speaker 1: I have a plan, and my parents and friends think
- 42:21Speaker 1: it's good, but I wanted to ask you feelers about it.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I have acquired a big rat trap and am planning
- 42:27Speaker 1: to plant it into one of the rats houses. But
- 42:30Speaker 1: I would also like to know if there's anything else
- 42:32Speaker 1: I should do, any other advice you could give me?
- 42:35Speaker 3: Cheers.
- 42:35Speaker 6: This from a student, concerned student.
- 42:37Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this. I used
- 42:38Speaker 3: to be a ratter.
- 42:39Speaker 4: Yeah, And you don't go out to your farms and
- 42:42Speaker 4: stuff like that where they had infestations and just shoot
- 42:45Speaker 4: the bastards.
- 42:46Speaker 6: Is that how you do it?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Don't you usually send in like a schnauzer or something.
- 42:49Speaker 4: No, No, you're thinking of weasels, and that's for rabbits.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Wait, so weasels and that's for rabbits.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Were weasels? Sorry?
- 42:57Speaker 1: Oh, you send weasels into your rabbits. But rabbits, but no,
- 43:00Speaker 1: that's what like jack Russells and schnauzers and stuff for bread.
- 43:03Speaker 4: For well, primarily the schnauzer and the jack russell.
- 43:07Speaker 3: Were for rabbits. Yeah, okay, cool, But they can kill rats.
- 43:12Speaker 6: They can do it all, yes, yeah, right, okay, so
- 43:14Speaker 6: what else would you do? Well, well, the thing with
- 43:17Speaker 6: the rats. And you'll know this, Jase, having been a
- 43:19Speaker 6: ratter of some note back in the day. There rats
- 43:24Speaker 6: are notorious for their greed. Correct, they can't help themselves.
- 43:28Speaker 6: All they want is more and more and more. So
- 43:31Speaker 6: what I found is to be very effective is you
- 43:34Speaker 6: go and knock on Now, this gentleman, he's he found
- 43:37Speaker 6: the rat's house and he's going to put a trap
- 43:39Speaker 6: in it. Now that's one thing you can do, but
- 43:40Speaker 6: that you're only going to get one rat. Yeah, I
- 43:43Speaker 6: go there and I knock on the door. Do they
- 43:45Speaker 6: have doors? Oh?
- 43:46Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 43:47Speaker 6: And you put a little letter underneath the door and
- 43:51Speaker 6: you say, congratulations, you've just won this week's Big Wednesday competition.
- 43:55Speaker 3: That's what dollars, that's what I was doing.
- 43:58Speaker 6: Big Wednesday existed back there, and you get a million bucks,
- 44:01Speaker 6: a speedboat, a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, and a trip around
- 44:05Speaker 6: the world for five people. Wow, why don't you say that?
- 44:07Speaker 6: And a piece of cheese or something just yea that
- 44:10Speaker 6: sort of stuff in there as well. Keysy. Yeah, so
- 44:12Speaker 6: you put that in there, and you say, in order
- 44:14Speaker 6: to collect the prize, you're all going to have to
- 44:17Speaker 6: go down to the Lotteries Commission in Wellington.
- 44:21Speaker 3: All of the red all the rats are going to
- 44:22Speaker 3: have to go.
- 44:23Speaker 6: So they're like, holy helme, and it's like and youve
- 44:25Speaker 6: got to get there by Monday morning or you know. Yeah,
- 44:28Speaker 6: So then they all jump on a train, they bag
- 44:30Speaker 6: her off and they're off down there. And then when
- 44:32Speaker 6: they're all gone out the door, you just close the door.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Fantastic, right, But then obviously in Wellington isn't like overrun
- 44:38Speaker 1: with rats.
- 44:40Speaker 6: But it's already a gone bigger out of sight, out
- 44:42Speaker 6: of mind, kezy to here right there and down man,
- 44:45Speaker 6: out of sight, out of mind.
- 44:48Speaker 3: And how do you spell mind? You're not even.
- 44:51Speaker 2: Riding the actual big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 44:58Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 45:00Speaker 6: Hold ikey.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Well, there you go your mad bar Swards. That's the
- 45:10Speaker 4: Big Show down and dusted this Thursday night. What's our
- 45:13Speaker 4: outro clip today?
- 45:14Speaker 3: Kesy Oh, that's right.
- 45:16Speaker 1: On the Big Show Outro podcast today we discussed complaints
- 45:19Speaker 1: and New Zealand broadcasting and how Jerry Wells is near
- 45:22Speaker 1: the top of the lists chast most complaints. Yeah, here's
- 45:26Speaker 1: we clip. We would have had lots of complaints, but.
- 45:31Speaker 6: When you early doors and then that's why pit chat
- 45:39Speaker 6: kind of.
- 45:39Speaker 1: We now have meet Patty Nips anyway, so if a
- 45:41Speaker 1: pit question comes, we're still going to have a picture.
- 45:44Speaker 1: I love how he still could have played what we were.
- 45:47Speaker 4: It's really interesting, isn't it that Jerry has so many
- 45:50Speaker 4: complaints because he's such a nice young fellow, very charming, gentle.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Creatures easily lid Yeah, true, true, But I mean there's
- 46:00Speaker 1: been easily lied, and then there's having the most complaints
- 46:03Speaker 1: ever for various He's a shock.
- 46:05Speaker 6: Here's a shocking mass.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Speaking of which, what are you doing tonight?
- 46:08Speaker 5: Man?
- 46:10Speaker 6: Oh yes, tonight, which I'm really looking forward to vision.
- 46:14Speaker 6: That's right, Yeah, I'm not sure what it entails, but
- 46:17Speaker 6: I'm excited. Great tomorrow, how goes?
- 46:20Speaker 3: Okay, Fielders, what's for dinner? Easy? My wife's got like
- 46:24Speaker 3: a work I have.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Hefe's got a work function tonight, so I'll be picking
- 46:29Speaker 1: her up later on because payback, you know.
- 46:32Speaker 6: Oh nice about eight thirty?
- 46:35Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, I actually want an early night tonight
- 46:36Speaker 1: so it won't be very late, and I was, okay, sweet,
- 46:38Speaker 1: but I'm probably gonna go get a giant pizza and
- 46:40Speaker 1: eat that in front of the Telly.
- 46:43Speaker 3: What are you having? Man? Good stuff?
- 46:44Speaker 4: Man?
- 46:45Speaker 3: I can't wait.
- 46:45Speaker 6: I'm excited.
- 46:46Speaker 4: I'm having Chinese sorry Chinese.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Racism alert, racism alert?
- 46:54Speaker 3: And then what are you having for dinner? Keezy? You've
- 46:58Speaker 3: been disgraceful today. I'm sorry.
- 47:00Speaker 6: I don't know what.
- 47:01Speaker 3: It doesn't even make sense that I mean, it doesn't
- 47:04Speaker 3: make any sense. What's got into you? Hey?
- 47:06Speaker 4: Down? You should to make sure you check out the Instagram,
- 47:08Speaker 4: make sure you check out the podcast. Make sure you
- 47:10Speaker 4: check out the show tomorrow because it's Friday and we'll
- 47:12Speaker 4: be having a real big.
- 47:13Speaker 3: One throb a Halloween theme. See you then,