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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 4th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program. Listener,
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  Speaker 1: this question is advised the Woody Show. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A
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  Speaker 1: good morning, everybodyod morning. Today is Wednesday. It is February
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  Speaker 1: the fourth, twenty twenty sixth. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for being here. Appreciate that phones are open
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can hit sub
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  Speaker 1: with eight text over to two two nine eight seven
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  Speaker 1: h Sea Mass is here with us now. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: he's got I have not heard of federal jury duty before.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard about being like on a grand jury. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: for an indictment, like an indictment or whatever. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: usually it's just like the local stuff. Yeah. Sorry Bill Clinton,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't have he didn't have to report this morning. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got the letter actually last year sometime, but I
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  Speaker 2: push it off until this is the least I can
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  Speaker 2: push it off.
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  Speaker 1: So at this point I don't I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get called in this week. I mean it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of late. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they say to be available for two whole weeks,
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  Speaker 2: and I called the first night, and they don't give
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  Speaker 2: you because sometimes you do it and they'll say, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're good to go, you'll have to report, right. That's
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  Speaker 2: more for the local stuff, but I guess for federal
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  Speaker 2: they'll say, well, you'll have to come in on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: But check back Monday night because you might come into
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  Speaker 1: every single day after. Yeah, this is always kind of
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  Speaker 1: hanging over you kick you down for the whole two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: So we figured, like, you know, since he's already a
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  Speaker 1: log minded, Yes, I've been thinking today. Besides, like all
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  Speaker 1: the treading news headline stuff, the entertainment sub are, the
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  Speaker 1: port of birds and all that kind of stuff we
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  Speaker 1: normally do, it'd be a good time to break out
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  Speaker 1: the law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian off.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we believe in the justice system of America.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, these are these are the clutch excuse makers that
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  Speaker 1: we have working on this show. Nobody can craft an
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  Speaker 1: excuse or or a way to try to argue out
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  Speaker 1: of a place that you've earned yourself into your story
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  Speaker 1: more than the law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. Again,
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  Speaker 1: they'll get you off. We'll see how well they do
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  Speaker 1: and if you buy their argument, like if you if
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  Speaker 1: you were the jury, would you if they were the
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  Speaker 1: lawyers in the cases of these stories that we have,
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  Speaker 1: would you them, Yeah? Would you vote to it? Quit?
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  Speaker 1: Are you honest? Yeah? So we got we got that
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  Speaker 1: coming up for you people talking about that guy with
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  Speaker 1: the thing up is the what was it?
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  Speaker 4: Like a like a bombshell like World War One artillery.
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  Speaker 1: So the list is out of the things that people
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  Speaker 1: got stuck in their butts in twenty twenty five, so
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  Speaker 1: you know every every year, Like I think I have
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  Speaker 1: one for vaginas as well, since the topic has been butts.
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  Speaker 1: With this dude, he was like a twenty some year
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  Speaker 1: old guy. Yeah, knock an old war thing like he
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  Speaker 1: was down in a foxhole. He put it in his foxhall.
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  Speaker 1: He certainly did, at least as only fans. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: here we go. These are the things that emergency rooms
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  Speaker 1: had to pull out of people's butts last year. A
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  Speaker 1: bottle of lube, an enema, bottle, nails and screws, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my woy, and hell you don't put it there. This
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  Speaker 1: one patient said that he put a baseball in his
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  Speaker 1: rectum to quote, see what it felt like. A baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's a baseball an aerosol can I guess maybe
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  Speaker 1: the thinner end first, you wouldn't you wouldn't go a
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  Speaker 1: bottle missile, Yeah yeah, or like maybe like a cand
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  Speaker 1: of like barbersol, like like the dude in Jurassic Park had.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you stick the basin and then you'd then you'd
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  Speaker 2: expel some barbosol. That way would chill.
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  Speaker 1: I would also think if you can get down like
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  Speaker 1: you know something, I woul also think if you can
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  Speaker 1: get the fat end in first, like you might have
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  Speaker 1: a better chance getting it back out because then on
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  Speaker 1: the way out was backing into a parking spot, right
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  Speaker 1: see bask you you just pull straight out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does get sucked up there if you have that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you have like the the tapered end,
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  Speaker 1: you know, go in last. Yeah, it's gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: first one out.
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  Speaker 5: Put a string around it.
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  Speaker 1: Other things that people got stuck in their butts in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, a dog's chew toy. Somebody put a
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  Speaker 1: dryer shoot up there.
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  Speaker 4: Okay before Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was feeling constipated for two days. So this guy took
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  Speaker 1: the base off of his beard clippers and wrapped it
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  Speaker 1: in a plastic baggie and it got stuck.
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  Speaker 4: What so if the other ways to get unconstantly?
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  Speaker 1: Like, what would that do if you're like you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to break it out? Sound like witchcraft? Yeah? Well, because
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  Speaker 1: again Morgan, Morgan tried the whole thing that we had
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  Speaker 1: heard about. Women can only do this because it involves
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  Speaker 1: putting a thumb. Like if you're constantly ladys, you put
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  Speaker 1: a thumb in your vagina and then you pushed down
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  Speaker 1: onto the you know, the wall that chased and apparently
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  Speaker 1: like it just comes right out.
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  Speaker 5: We're great for me. I haven't done it again since.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Morgan said she she tried it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, guys can't do that though, so I will know
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  Speaker 5: it's a trick for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Water pig, I mean, I guess he's got the beer
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  Speaker 1: clippers racking. What else got stuck in people's butts in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, a baton, a hair tie, all right,
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  Speaker 1: the classic, the turkey baster? Oh sure, yeah, I love
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  Speaker 1: that plastic cleanser bottle filled with liquid. Oh clean, this
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  Speaker 1: one said reports he slipped in the shower and the
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  Speaker 1: shampoo bottle went into his wreck. To my love. Yet
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  Speaker 1: they all said, when that happened. That's absolutely impossible to happen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: down here, now, this is the one you believe states
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  Speaker 1: he was bored in the shower and placed a shampoo
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  Speaker 1: bottle into his record. We got that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's an honest You didn't need to be honest, though,
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  Speaker 6: you don't see.
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  Speaker 1: Why dental pick wine stopper corn on the cob hole.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a little like Yeah, this one said,
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  Speaker 1: went with my wife out last night, I had too
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  Speaker 1: many drinks, got home drunk. Wife inserted a rubbery sex
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  Speaker 1: toy and now unable to remove. So we got a
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  Speaker 1: highlighter stuck in there, magic wand toy marbles. There you go,
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  Speaker 1: battery powered light, plastic coat hanger inside his anus, inserted
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  Speaker 1: during sexual activity. He cut off the outside of the
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  Speaker 1: hangar so he could drive to the er. Oh the
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  Speaker 1: protruding part, yeah, penny sandal doorknob. He started like, why
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  Speaker 1: would you try this? He inserted a light bulb into
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  Speaker 1: his rectum, the glass side first, and due to the
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  Speaker 1: suction effect, it got stuck. Yeah, it's like a vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: I learned that from Jackass Weight pen two pencils reports
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  Speaker 1: using a butt plug in the anus. A few hours
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  Speaker 1: ago when it broke off. The significant other used tweezers
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  Speaker 1: to retrieve the piece that broke off. Tweezers now stuck
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  Speaker 1: in the rec down. Don't go after it, oh uncooked pasta,
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  Speaker 1: which I guess if you left it up mom, and not.
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  Speaker 1: If you leave it up there, it'll it'll soften it.
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  Speaker 1: You can just like it's up there. It's like I
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  Speaker 1: saw this this recipe that looked really good the other day.
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  Speaker 1: For uh. You take chicken breast, You put him into
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  Speaker 1: a crockpot with a full jar of you know, like
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  Speaker 1: a regular pasta sauce and a full jar of alfredo,
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  Speaker 1: and then you season the top of the chicken you know, breast,
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  Speaker 1: and then you you know, slow cook it for however
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  Speaker 1: many hours. Then you take the chicken out. You have
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  Speaker 1: this cool thing. You put the chicken on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a plate that had dome on it,
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  Speaker 1: and he just kept turning it back and forth and
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  Speaker 1: shredded it, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Like one of those grinders.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it looks really cool. And then you put
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  Speaker 1: that back into the crock pot with the sauce at
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  Speaker 1: a box at your favorite pasta. He use penny, and
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  Speaker 1: then you let it sit there for about another thirty
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  Speaker 1: thirty five minutes, and the pasta is all cooked.
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  Speaker 4: About I get here, you put the chicken in, you.
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  Speaker 1: Can, we can bring food and anything. Well, I said, like,
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  Speaker 1: then cooked pasta goes up there. You waited about twenty
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  Speaker 1: or thirty minutes. I'm sure with all the juices up there.
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  Speaker 1: You yeah, you just like poop it out al dente.
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  Speaker 1: You know, eyeglasses, a rock, somebody got an egg stuck
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  Speaker 1: up there, A cat headed vibrator, okay, at headed, and
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  Speaker 1: of course like an eighteen inch dill doo and a
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  Speaker 1: twenty four inch dill doo. Where does it go? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's the last one. Let me show you. Reports having
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  Speaker 1: a six inch vibrator stuck in his rectum since two
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  Speaker 1: PM doesn't recall placing it there. Also reported taking poppers
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  Speaker 1: at the time, So that's why it doesn't. Those poppers
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  Speaker 1: will get there every time, you know. Yeah again, guys,
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  Speaker 1: like we talk about it, it's like, what's what's what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with just like a good old Joe session or
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  Speaker 1: just a regular old BJ or what's wrong.
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  Speaker 5: With that two vanilla? These days?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I end up going to the hospital
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  Speaker 1: or found dead.
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  Speaker 2: In a closet with a belt around your neck from
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  Speaker 2: the Shame, Like.
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  Speaker 1: This time is dumb nice Back to the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned that's the thing I saw online with the
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  Speaker 1: guy who's picking the with the crock pot, the chicken
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  Speaker 1: with the Yeah, the regular jar of like a regular
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  Speaker 1: marin Era, then another regular jar of like Alfredo. You
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  Speaker 1: put the chicken breast in there. You see his nose up,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just let a cook. But then you take
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  Speaker 1: the chicken out, which I thought was interesting. You take
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  Speaker 1: the chicken out and then you put it onto this. Say,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't have one of these things. I
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  Speaker 1: think it look cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a plate, but it has a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: sort of thick plastic spikes in it.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right grinder you like the regular kind of
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  Speaker 4: grinders you used to crush up your weed.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a big one. Yeah, it's the size
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  Speaker 1: of like a regular dinner play. And then you put
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  Speaker 1: the chicken breast on top of it, and then the
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  Speaker 1: dome part that has the teeth on it go on
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  Speaker 1: top and you just turn it back and forth and
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  Speaker 1: it shreds to the chicken. I texted this to everybody.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is worse than the automatic case of
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  Speaker 2: DM maker as far as useless kitchen gadgets, because it
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  Speaker 2: is impossible, that looks impossible to clean even when he's
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  Speaker 2: using it this guy, I'm looking at here. It's got
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  Speaker 2: all chunks of chicken stuck in all the little teeth.
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  Speaker 2: If this is something that could we call it could
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  Speaker 2: be solved by two forks. Yeah, this is just an
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  Speaker 2: This is for dumb people. This was an unnecessary invention
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  Speaker 2: that was kind of cool. If you really want to,
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  Speaker 2: you can throw it in your menace, your kitchen aid stand.
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  Speaker 3: Oh talk about you know what, Uh don't don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Just just just the just the not the food process or
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  Speaker 2: put it in the big bowl with just the white
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  Speaker 2: thicker dough mixing thing that rips apart chicken in two seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of like, you know, cutting things up real quick.
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  Speaker 1: You ever see the quick chop. I bought that thing, remember,
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  Speaker 1: like I think chop the slap chop that. Yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 1: he did the sham Wow. Yeah he's a bitch guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I bought one of those things. Man. We had that
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  Speaker 1: thing for years until it finally like just busted apart.
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  Speaker 1: That thing was great. What I do.
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  Speaker 7: One that did not work very well at all.
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  Speaker 1: Get you got to have those upper body strike and
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's the problem. One. The one.
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  Speaker 3: The thing I do love is the barbecue guys that
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  Speaker 3: have like the wolverine claw.
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  Speaker 4: I had those they weren't that great. Now I just
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  Speaker 4: went back to.
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  Speaker 1: Four those are cool. And then the other thing I
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  Speaker 1: bought that replaced the slap chop was this other thing
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  Speaker 1: that we saw. It's like a No, it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a longer rectangle shaped thing
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  Speaker 1: and the top flip flips open and you can choose
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  Speaker 1: it's a different you know, uh size, you know dice
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  Speaker 1: that you want.
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  Speaker 4: Is it the salad shooter?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not a salad shooters six foot
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  Speaker 1: two dice. They just take like onion, just cut it
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  Speaker 1: once and a half. Put this thing on there and
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  Speaker 1: then just close the yeah, and it comes out in
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  Speaker 1: cue and it just dice. Is it perfectly uniform the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing? Boom? Put that thing in boom.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about boom, you just close the lid down.
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  Speaker 1: And it collects it into that like thing in the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of dump all that back right into it. That
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  Speaker 1: thing's great.
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  Speaker 2: My question for all these gadgets is will I see
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  Speaker 2: an actual chef using them? No, of course not, because
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  Speaker 2: if an actual chef, because then if not, it's for
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  Speaker 2: the home sheep. But here's the thing my question is
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  Speaker 2: because if it's really useful, really and really saves time,
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  Speaker 2: then chefs will use it because there they got money
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  Speaker 2: on the brain too.
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  Speaker 1: But they also have people whose job it is just
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  Speaker 1: to sit there and dice all that stuff upright, But Mark,
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  Speaker 1: you got to pay them. You got to pay those people.
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  Speaker 2: So if it's actually so, if learning the actual knife skill,
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  Speaker 2: let's say, for this lap chop to chop an onion
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  Speaker 2: or chopped garlic, is faster, then they'll do that. If
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  Speaker 2: if these gadgets are faster, they'll use those.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. But again, the home chef, so like someone
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  Speaker 1: like me, somebody like why who cares? Why do I
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  Speaker 1: need to learn that? Why do you need to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to fly a play? Because it's a life to
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  Speaker 1: the mill, because I'm interested in now, I'm saying, but
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  Speaker 1: if it's just about dinner, in just some kind of
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  Speaker 1: like you know, basic that you take, you never you
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  Speaker 1: never eat dinner, So.
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  Speaker 5: You're against saving time by doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm for saving time, and I'm saying that if you
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  Speaker 2: actually just take a few seconds to learn the skill,
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  Speaker 2: you save time.
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  Speaker 1: In the long run.
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  Speaker 3: Again, this is why I have money. You have the argument,
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  Speaker 3: do chefs know about these gadgets. Television guys, I probably.
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  Speaker 1: Want to open myself up to that market. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: this thing, uh, this thing that we got for the
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  Speaker 1: chopping is great because a lot of times like okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know they keeping knives super sharp is a pain.
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  Speaker 1: And then also can you really because you go to
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  Speaker 1: some of those like Kbachi places and that thing just
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  Speaker 1: going right through stuff, man, and you get like a
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  Speaker 1: good set of eyes and then for whatever reason, they
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  Speaker 1: you know, crap out and kind of crap out on you.
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  Speaker 1: But the the other the other thing is like man
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  Speaker 1: to really get like a consistent dice or a consistent
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  Speaker 1: you know, chop on something where everything's uniform. And if
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  Speaker 1: you can make that easy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did when I was twenty one and I
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  Speaker 2: watched Rachel Ray took you know all good.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, gold Star for sea bass, everybody, No, it's not
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  Speaker 1: gold gold Star for seed bass. Rachel Ray's got these skills.
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  Speaker 1: I want Rachel Ray and Cothy what she does?
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  Speaker 3: You can I would argue if you saw Rachel Ray lately,
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  Speaker 3: she could have maybe used the devices.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean she's saying, she's not.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's she's she looks like she's been struggling, she's
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  Speaker 4: been overwortch.
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  Speaker 1: She had to use a couple device. There's also like
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  Speaker 1: in her fifties, and I'm just.
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  Speaker 6: Saying, how often are you supposed to sharpen your knives?
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  Speaker 6: I never have shipper life.
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  Speaker 4: And also you can like take them to the farmer's market,
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  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Do that, dude. I bought good knives, and that's sad, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll just keep these sharping. Because every week I would
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  Speaker 1: see this trailer set up in the parking lot where
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: the grocery store is, and the kinds where the back
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  Speaker 1: of the parking lot where you can just bring your knives.
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  Speaker 1: They'll do it on on site and sharp them all,
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  Speaker 1: make them perfect. And they're going to do that. And
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  Speaker 1: then I bought the knives and like the first time
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  Speaker 1: that I actually, oh, you know what, they could probably
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  Speaker 1: use sharp And I went down there, guys not there
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  Speaker 1: all gone. It was gone.
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  Speaker 7: It's like the stands in the mall. You buy something
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  Speaker 7: at Christmas time and they're like, oh yeah, lifetime guarantee
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: if it breaks, bring it back.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: They're gone. They were never here. I looked at this guy,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: this trailer. I thought, oh, that's a good idea and
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: for years like I'm seeing the I'm seeing the same
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: thing now and uh I was like I finally made
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: a cell. See a lot now in the Costco parking lot,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: there's like a trailer set up and they'll make copies
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: of your car key, ohob and stuff like these big
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: orange kind of trailer looking those people all the time. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I guarantee if I needed a copy of my car
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: key again, I'll go to those guys over the cod
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: They'll be gone. Yep, they'll be gone. We love him,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: but he's a monster. We don't care what he looks like.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show as heard on radio. It
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: is the Woody Show. Some of those as scene on
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: TV things are cool. Yeah, I get sucked in very
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: very rarely are they as cool as you would hope?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been That's what I'm gonna say. You've
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: been to the scene on TV? Store.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I saw that once. There is that, there's that one
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: little section. There is that one little section at Walmart's
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: right by the checkout is where I typically see them.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Every location. It's like a whole like I don't know,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: make five.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Five shows like Copper Infuse, ye as seen on t
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Copper Vest Copper.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw there was somebody was trying to sell
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: me a beard comb, you know, for dudes who have
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: like big long bs that you know, it's got a
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: it's got a. So I don't know what it would
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: be us for. But red light inside sea bass, like
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: a regular therapy, it's.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Good for you that actually works. Does medical I think
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: it does? They have performance institute you have.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say, my sister said she learned about
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: it in cosmetology school.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: They thank you, university.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You said, I see the masks.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I just don't think the grade that we get as
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: consumers does anything.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: They would not sell them at all to if they
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: weren't listening.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, you've never been in the red light therapy thing
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: at Planet Fitness.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: First off, No, of course, not.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Because it's good for you.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Because okay, here's the here's here's the question with any
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: of the any of these, any of these garbage.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: And it vibrates on the bottom there you go, any of.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: This garbage is do they make any actual medical claims
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: or do they use generic words like therapy and healing?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. I didn't even get far enough
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to know what this red light supposed to do with
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: my beard, but scrolled just kept going, well, well, what
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Planet Fitness says? Otherwise, I got.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: One for Christmas, like eight different colors, and there's like
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: red and green and blue. It's it can go on
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: any party for body because it's supposed to help inflammation
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: two depending on.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Said it helps like it helps their knee.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: And and she got elderberry as well.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Menace what you got? Dude?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: So did you see that Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: are going to become grandfathers.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Because Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter. Yeah,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Gotta be the ultimate grandparents. Yeah, think about like, dude, imagine,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: first of all, imagine having a super rich grandparent the
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: way that grandparents want kids. Now, imagine having two super rich,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: super famous grandparents hopefully.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Want to out do each other.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Well no, I see that coming from Martin. But like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy has so many kids, does he even care
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: at this point?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I think he does, Yeah, because this one seems to
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: be more high profile than the others, just because it's
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence's daughter, so there'll be some more eyes.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: On it, and so I looked at at Wikipedia because
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I always like to see like when it comes to celebrities,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: they will say years active, right, So I was like thinking, like, oh,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Martin Lawrence must be like, damn, I'm father in laws
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: with Eddie Murphy. Like I'm sure he looked up to
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy. And so Eddie Murphy under years active it
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: says nineteen seventy six, and for Martin Lawrence it says
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: nineteen eighty seven. So definitely Martin Lawrence looked up to
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy for sure. And then like, oh my god,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: we have you know we share would you say a
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: grandchild or a grand grandd son or yeah, yeah, yeah they.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Don't wear a girl, they don't know either way, it
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: will be a grandchild, grandchild, So I share it. So
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that must blows bind Like I share a grandchild with
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. That's insane, right for him? Yeah, I think
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be dope to be that kid that want
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: for you, well, yeah, definitely gonna have a lot the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: material to watch when he's growing up. My like my,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: my grandma didn't have much money, but dude, she like
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: it was so spoiling, spoiling, yeah, like, man, like you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you show up always had food and the good stuff
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: and whatever she didn't have. Let's go to the store
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and get like whatever you want. Like I remember one time,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: like my grandmother started giving me a foot massage. I'm like,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? She's like, it's just a foot massage.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I was like watching. I was watching like cartoons or
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: something lucky. Yeah, I'm like rubbing my feet. She ruled,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I missed my grandma so much. That's awesome. Yeah. Uh
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: so the Kelly Clarkson show is ending so she can
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: focus on her kids, obviously, and then I didn't even
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: realize that Cherry Shepherd still had a show, but that
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: one's also ending.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Can we go ahead and stop and we disallow these
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: so I can focus on my family. People like Tom
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Brady used that when he retired, she actually has an excuse.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's ye because she was divorced and then he
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: dies because the waffle house wasters never had that happened
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, and she just doesn't have the ability
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: luxury of quitting.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I know that they're just saying that, but she also
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: was saying for a long time that she just wanted
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: to relocate to Texas and like.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: A compound, you support that. Yeah, uh so we talked about.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Is the show Heated Rivalry responsible for the uptick in
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: NHL ticket sales and stuff? And someone from that show,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Connor's Story, one of the stars of Heated Rivalry, will
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: host SNL on February twenty eighth. In case you watched
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the show, you're interested. All the hockey fans will be
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: tuning in and then momfriend's sons will be the musical guest.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, we don't even bring this up. I watched SNL.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I think it was like two weeks ago, but there
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: was some band on there, like one of the worst
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: performances I've seen.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Who's the band?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: They were called Goose or Geese or yeah I heard
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Holy crap, that was bad. The first full trailer for
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: the Michael Jackson biopic Michael is out. That looks pretty good.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'll check that out. I want to see that. There's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: also a trailer out for the animated spinoff Stranger Things
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Tails from eighty five if you want to see that cartoon.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And then, oh, speaking of the Grammys, the swag Bag. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: so it's like a thirty thousand dollars swag bag which
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: you have to pay what the taxes on the thirty thousand?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Right now, everyone gets that swag bag.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not from the Grammies either. Included it included
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: discounts for plastic surgeons and dentists, as well as jewelry,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: art and kids toys. Wow. We usually it's like vacations
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, maybe that's for the oscars. It's only
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars. There's plastic surgery there, so you know, yeah, yeah, exactly,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: gena grad what you got, Well.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You know, Megan Markle's brand, what's it called? As as
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Is as Always as Ever as Ever. It's a brand
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: of like crap, like jams and jellies and whatever.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: She said.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Well, apparently it's selling so badly that all the unsold
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: crap is being stored at Netflix headquarters and they're just
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: giving it away. Nobody wants it. One source even says
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: there are two storage rooms packed with as Ever products.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: They're literally just gifting it all to employees and Marco's reps.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Of course, she denies that the business is in trouble,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: but everyone knows it is in trouble because there was
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: this website glitch, and it showed unsold inventory of six
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: hundred and fifty thousand items.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: That Amazon thing that you went.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: To, Yes, God.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: In Oh, I brought in this is some edible stuff,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: some some Japanese barbecue sauce, some spiced purple carrot drink
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: called Dog.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And Dog Andy Gandhi dopain.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: And then there's noodles that I was hoping chef's seabeest
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: could prepare for us at some point that comes what
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: if noodles were made this this way?
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: And it has like why is it open?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I think somebody is looking at it. It looks like
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: something that would be like those hydration powders that you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: get into.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: It's liquid ivy, one has bomb nut, one has charcoal,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: one has maringos.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Sound to check it out, she went to one of
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: those like, uh, what it's called Amazon.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Like warehouse official. Yeah, not Amazon, but Amazon, Yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Right, And so you can buy everything with like six bucks, and.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: It depends on the day week Saturday it's nine bucks,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Sunday it's six bucks, and then keeps going down. And
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: this is this drink is fermented spicy purple carrot beverage.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: And I would really like somebody not to try it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And then who brought in the chips from Trader Joe's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: did that He's had actual good stuff for it. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: those are good because we were talking about those last week. Yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: because it won one of the Trader Joe's the Customer Awards,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the Garlic butter Irish Potato chip and they're very garlic
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: forward and they're very butterful, but they're very good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like fully soaked, almost almost see through with
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: the amount of oil.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: And she know the noodles that you bought best for
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: twenty twenty three, it's here with three.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Dollars on.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That right. Alright, note for your birthdays and reporter birthday
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: here on this Wednesday show, say we're gonna shiverday. We're
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: gonna sit batage is shivery and you know we don't doday.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Oscar de la Hoya,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: who's fifty three years old. Rod Cordery, former Daily Show correspondent,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: and then a bunch of different movies TV shows. He's
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: fifty five. Alice Cooper, the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: is seventy eight. Hannibal Burris, the comedian who has the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: record for bringing down Bill Cosby. He's forty three. Lawrence Taylor,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: the legendary New York Giants linebacker. He loved cocaine and
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: sacking quarterbacks, You guys, and something else. He's sixty seven
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: years old. Clinton Black, the country singer, is sixty four.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Natalie and Rugia, she had that singer torn. Yes, she's Australian.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, how's the pop She's fifty one. Gavin
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: de Grau, he is forty nine. He had a throwback song,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I Don't Want to Be It was the theme song
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: to One Tree Hill. He's forty nine and then former
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Vice President of the United States Dan Quail is seventy
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: nine about him. Your porno birthday today is Summer Heart
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  Speaker 1: and Today's Birthday Girl. She's a redhead. She's been passed
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: around more than sunblock at a Ginger convention. Two and
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: fifty eight fine films on her resume, including Carpet Munching,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Milf Mania Mania. She was in Guess Who Was Back
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to Cheating? Volume one, Sammy's Favorite. She was in Super
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Hot Pegging Threesome. Also the Very Delicious Sounding Taste Test
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  Speaker 1: with My step Mom. She was in its Rain and
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  Speaker 1: ginger for ginger romp and then who can forget her
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: unforgettab role in I licked it now it's mine going
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the breaks. Then that's like a you break it your
• 27:06
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• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Summer Heart thirty six years old today and that tripporto birthday,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: your celebrity birthdays, and that a Wednesday. Look at what's
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: happening around the world of entertainment here on The Wooded Show.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Morgan on scale one of ten, what would you give
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the Woody Show?
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: six now.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: And we are into another hour insensitivity training for a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: politically correct world. Greg Gory out again today, still sick. Yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Have you checked in with him?
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: He hit me up yesterday. I think he talked to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Gina as well. He was like depressed.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, he's a.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Guy who doesn't like to leave his house and do nothing.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'd like when he's at his house and doing nothing,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: he as us to do. Yeah, he got his wish.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I was like mega jealous. Oh uh, you know, a
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: whole week off. Yeah, he's gonna He's not gonna come
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: in this week, right, when he's here, he doesn't want
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to be here, and then when he's not here, he's
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: depressed because he's not here. You don't He's a very
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: complicated person, this Greggry.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: You know, you want to be off, but not sick though,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I understand that. But it's not even about
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: being sick for him. I think it's the fact that
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he's not here. I think he's one of those guys
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: who might worry, like when he's not at work, like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: oh my god, they can survive without me there, and
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: they don't like the idea of that. No, I hate
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: when he's not here. Here's the thing, any of us,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: if we left tomorrow, the sun would still come up,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the station would still be here. And no, I don't
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: believe it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every single one of us.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I will still say this. Though.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: We did leave one station and they're like on their
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: tenth morning show, so I mean that kind of feels good.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: But again, they would just keep on trying. It's not
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: like they would be sad that we're gone.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: They're on their tenth morning show. But the Death Station
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: for the longest time was like in the toilet, but
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: now they're doing really well.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: The station is yeah, doing great. Well, the morning's not
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care about that. And you know what,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the company doesn't care about that. The whole station is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: doing well. Like overall, they're fine. It took what how
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: many years? Look, there's plenty of stations. We are the
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: weakest link on the station. Yeah, true, you know what
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I mean. True? But the station does fine. So everything's cool. Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: so it works out to our advantage as well, right,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I guess is the point? No? No, uh inflated sense
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: of self? Oh god, not where I sit right here?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Never around here, never never eight seven seven forty four
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  Speaker 1: Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Gina grad what's going on with the trending news headlines?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Well, we have some updates with Savannah Guthrie's mom. It's
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: now day four in the search for Nancy Guthrie, you
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: know Savannah, the.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Today's Show host.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Authorities say they think she was taken from her home
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: against her will. But besides that, now they're looking into
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Nancy's son in law as a prime suspect. He's married
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: to Savannah's sister Annie. And they also say that ransom
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: notes have been given to the ABC. The affiliate there
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: in Tucson and to TMZ and the notes asking for
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: millions of dollars in bitcoin.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: See that part.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I don't believe. I think that's just a scam.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, well they also mentioned details that only
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: the police would know about, so I don't know. Meanwhile,
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: cops are still waiting for security footage from the company
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: that owns the cameras at Guthrie's house. But besides that
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: and the blood trail and the new lead, that's what's
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: going on. And authorities say the ex husband of former
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: First Lady Jill Biden has been charged with first degree
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: murder in the death of his current wife, whoa yep,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: seventy seven year old William Stevenson. He was arrested after
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: his wife, Linda, was found unresponsive inside their house in
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Delaware in late December.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Does anybody in here know anybody that ever like killed someone?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my classmates. Yeah, they made a movie about it.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, watcha Oh okay, that's right. You did say
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: something like not even some of you were friends with
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: or in a relationship with, but you know, you come
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: to find out later like oh yeah, that dude that
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: we used to work with, or oh yeah, that the
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: person we used to go to school with ever saw
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: coming they killed so and.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, girl went to junior high with murdered someone.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: And finding that out later it was just like, oh yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I remember that early.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: She's in jail because she murders not a friend of yours.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Nobody just say like, did you have any kind of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: like inkling that you kind of figure Like it's always
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the people, because we'll go like, oh boy, better be
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: careful with bort. Right, it's always like Menji, Right, I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: told that Menji you even going on a killing spree?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: We'd never know it, right now. I did know a
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: guy in high school who ended up keeping women in
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: his basement and I saw that coming from a mile away.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Were they alive or they were alive?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: All right? So we all think it could be bored
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: who ends up going on a killing spree at some point,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: but it will never be. But let's go to board now,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: bored of everybody who works on the show, who do
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you think is the most Not that anybody will end
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: up doing it, but like, who do you think is
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the most likely to eventually take a.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Life besides Sea Bass? Is that the obvious choice? But
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: are we killing him out.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It could be it could be anybody personal, it could
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: be could be it could be anybody.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: I would go number one price Sea Bass, But number
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: two Tyler has a lot of aggression. Really, it really
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: lies about it a lot of the time. Like he
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: will if he gets frustrated all of a sudden, he'll
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: just snap and.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Go, I'm gonna murder you if you ever blind rage,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: calm down. I'd be shocked. And then he puts on
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: that little happy boyish smile. I wouldn't do that ever,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm angel. Could you think it really has it in him?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Like you think there's the potential? So okay, So Sea Bass,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you have number one, number two Tyler. Yeah, Tyler has
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: blind rage, somebody said Benji. But because he's the quiet one.
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: I think he could be convinced maybe that he would
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: want to do it, and maybe he could be influenced
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: by somebody to do it, you know, maybe maybe he
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: could do it for love. I don't know, what do
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: you think?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: What do you third most third third most likely to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: uh to take a life? So Sea Bass Tyler? And
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: then who Menji Menji? I think he could be convinced
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: of it, all right. And then number four in the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: power rankings. Yeah, we're gonna take the top five, top
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: five most likely the murder, Yeah, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: Actually she's the bubbly happy one. She could be pushed
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: to the limit.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Don't And she's another one where she wouldn't do it herself,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: just like her homework and everything else. You'd have her
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: boyfriend there. It would be steamboat Willie that does the
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: murder either, and he's he is so thirsty to please.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, basically, yeah, he's cleaning the apartment.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, she has it all planned out already. Yeah yeah, yeah, alright.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: And then number five O five, Okay, hold on, see
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: to what do you miss?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Greg Vaughan Morgan.
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: I don't know if Greg would do because he wouldn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: want to handle the cleanup work. You would just find
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: it very dirty, messy.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Gregg.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: We've known him for twenty years. He does have those
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna snap moments where he yeah, true, yeah, blind rage.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Maybe if it was like a homicide suicide and he
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: would do it, you know, yeah, let's go five Greg.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: But he would also be a suicide because he wouldn't
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: want to clean it up, right, like a.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Crime of passion. Yeah, okay, good to know it's a
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: good topic.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Well, Disney named new heads.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I forget what Bort said at one point. It made
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: me laugh. He said, he goes, you know, because you know,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: people always say like, oh, look out for Bort, like
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: he's going to come in here and be a shooter.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, it's just lucky for whoever he was mad
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: at that day. It's like, it's just lucky for this
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: person that I don't like guns. Yeah, he's not here,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: fire fire he would be. He would be a fan
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of would be like a misstep off of the balcony
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: That would be an accidental electrical situation in the building
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: and the doors would all lock.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, just lucky for them. I don't
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: actually like guns.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I don't think Bord would hurt anyone, honestly, not an animal,
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: no person, even a human.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think. So. I don't know y'll think. I think,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: well he is sweet. I think the right person, and
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I we all know who that is. Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Disney named the new heads of the company yesterday.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: They tapped long time exect Josh Tomorrow to replace CEO
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Bob Iiger.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow was head of.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: The Disney Experiences team, and I mean he oversaw everything,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: theme parts, resorts, cruise ships, everything all over the world.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Iiger says that Tomorrow is an exceptional leader and the
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: right person to become the next CEO, and he's going
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: to take over in mid March. And the House has
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: passed a funding bill that ends the partial government shutdown
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: that started over the weekend. Most federal agencies are now
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: funded through September, but the Department of Homeland Security they
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: get their extension only until Friday the thirteenth, which is
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: real soon. That gives lawmakers a little window to argue
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: about immigration and changes with ICE, and if they don't
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: reach a deal by next Friday, they could be another shutdown,
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: but this time it would mostly just hit Homeland Security,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: which could means the TSA agents are just sol again
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: working out.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I feel for those TSAA. I know if they get
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: crapped on a lot, but like, seriously, you got to
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: go to work every day.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah without getting paid yep. Well that's when they start
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: doing stickouts and you start getting those you know, and
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: things like that. Here at nine four nine, texting over,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I lived across the street from a guy who dismembered
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: his wife and had her in the refrigerator, And I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: used to go over there and talk to him very often.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: He said that his wife was ill and had moved
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: back home almost two years before the authorities came and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: found her in the refrigerator in the garage.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, I don't know if I should say this publicly,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: but I've already started.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: So I've been thinking about this a lot. No, you're
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: going to I'm going to give you a map.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Somebody I have become acquainted with is constantly talking about
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: their wife. I've never seen their wife. The wife has
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: never been outside. When when we've been outside, we're always
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: given an excuse where she is. But I mean, wouldn't
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: it just be easier to say, like, oh, like I
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: don't have one.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: But we're constantly hearing about wife in the new neighborhood.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I already talk about the wife if he's trying, Especially
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't know, could say, oh, yeah, if something
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: was really gone off the face of the earth, why
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you bring it up. There's always an excuse. There's always
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: she's sleeping, she's sick, she's not dressed. You know, you
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: should do you should call the cops and get them
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: pay a visit to the house and make sure the
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: cops let the guy know that it was you that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: called them. That's what I just moved to the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the cops and meeting, and I killed my wife street
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: from getting.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: A little crazy, I mean, yeah, yeah, crazy happen.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: We do have a family friend that murder her husband too.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. Yeah, they getting a divorce and she
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: just did not like that. And then he went over
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: to sign the paperwork because he was going to give
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: her the house, and then she just murdered him there house.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Gold medal winner Lindsay Vaughan has announced that she will
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: compete in the ski events at the Winter Olympics despite
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: tearing her a cl last week. She had some practice
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: runs the other day. She thinks she's good now now
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: she knows her chances going all the way might be
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: a little different than they were before she got hurt,
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: but she says she's gonna give it a try.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Let's talk flag football, shall we.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Antoine Winfield Junior jumped a
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: route to intercept Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow with four
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: minutes to go, like.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: There was a real defensive battle. It was like sixty
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: something to fifty something in this Pro Bowl flag football game. Yeah, damn,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how anybody watches that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Well, it sealed the NFC sixty six to fifty two
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: come back win against the AFC in the NFL Pro
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Bowl flag football game.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yep, pomp's right.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Cowboys receiver George Pickens was the offensive MVP. Very exciting stuff.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: And beyond the actual game, people were just not digging
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Jason Kelcey doing the commentary.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I did hear about that. Yeah, fans heard.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Him yelling about trick plays and the rules of flag
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: football and yeah. One of the comments on ESPN's page said,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I turned on the Pro Bowl for thirteen seconds Jason
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Kelcey's literally screaming into the mic. The Pro Bowl was
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: always the worst of All Star games, but being that
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: it's a flag football game where no one is going
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: more than half speed and adding the horrific commentary by
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Jason Kelcey makes it hot garbage.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yep, that's always agreed. The yellers on microphones, Well, any
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: of the All Star games I think are mega boring. Yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: but flag football. Flag football is the worst one by far,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the worst one. Just do the skills, competition stuff. That's
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: what you want, right, Hockey, basketball, football, they all do that.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Just stick to that. The game itself is unnecessary.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody cares. Well, Tomorrow night should be better. It's
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: the NFL Honors ceremony where we finally found out who
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: this year's league the MVP is, so we'll look forward
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: to that. And finally, the people over at Pepsi have
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: announced that they're slashing prices of their chips just in
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: time for the Super Bowl.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Makes chips well yea, Heller, I guess that PepsiCo.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Doritos, Lays, Cheetos, They're all going to be cut by
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: fifteen percent, and it's because customers are getting pissed about
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: how spritos are.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: They're just going to know more Doritos. I thought free
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Do Lay has a different company, Freedo's. The new prices
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: should take effect this week, but.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Pepsi's pointing out that it's the retailers who set the
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: price as people, it's not up to them, So in
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: store prices may vary, but depending on the store, customers
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: could see big discounts on chips because they chips in cereal.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: It's like, am I a millionaire? I don't know if
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I could have fort either of these things. So hopefully
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: that will help.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And that's what's going on. Whenning says my dad murdered
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: two guards during your robbery when I was a kid.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a close connection. Damn. There's another one. My
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: brother stabbed his girlfriend's dad over forty times with an
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: ice pick and ice picky. Get an ice pick these days?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Tim from the ice store, dude, Okay, Tim from the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: seven to four says, I went to Hempfield and Greensburg,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: graduated in ninety eight. We had like five people who
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: had murdered other people just in my senior class. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: One was with two brothers. The other one was gay.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: He beat him in the head of the hammer that
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: was over the national news. And a couple other ones
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: were just dumb murders. So crimes of passion, things like that, timp,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: thank you. I still live across the street from people
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: who practice Satanic rituals in their backyard. Oh that's fun
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: with them, like offering up goats and stuff, all right.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Eight seven forty four Wooding text over to two two
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: nine eighty seven. More Woody Show is next a bit.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is more for people who the
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: next step would be drinking, hand sanitizing. No Woody Show.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Uh let's see. So Olympics start this week, and the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I guess some of the competition has already begun. They
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: already started some of the curling stuff. I love it
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: when people pretend they're in the curling. No you're not.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: It's just sweeping stop it. No, I mean, no, you're not.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I understand. The figure skating and the hockey and things
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: like that. Downhill skiing, that's time.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: All the guys, all the bros were getting really into it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ironic.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: It's ironic, a Canadian super into Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Let's see figure skating dominates. Yeah, ski jumping follows closely
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: as far as the popularity goes. Snowboarding speed skating round
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: out the top favorites. Yeah. I remember, you know my
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: parents used to love watching the speed skating stuff. Oh yeah, wait,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: is the gymnastics is not part of the winter summer? Okay?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Why it's all indoors stuff? Too cold indoors?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: It's not a winter activity.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it isn't monastics. Yeah, snow. No, but they're inside.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It's not outside. I mean, they could move it to
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the Winter Olympics. But you ever seen the gymnasts outside. No,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that's true.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I think it's instead of summer, it's snow.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: No snow.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I don't need snow for gymnastics, right, so it's a
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: summer thing. You don't need to do it in the snow. Yeah,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: all this other stuff has to be done in the
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: SnO where they're cold.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, it makes sense. That's the best I can come
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: up with. Yeah, like cross country skiing and stuff like
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that can't be done in the summer. I mean, that's
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: more than one of the more boring ones Bob's. It
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: would be hell of fun. I think that'd be fun
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: to be able to do that. You ever go to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: like a place that does skiing in the wintertime, but
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: in the summer they have those concrete like tracks and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you sit on a little like scooter looking down. That's cool.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Little rails fun. Or you could go mountain biking down,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that's fun. I'd also be interested to meet the guys
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: who came up with the idea of the two man luge,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: because what I'm willing to make a couple of bets,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: some questions, you know, we should do because we're athletes.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: There's a meme about that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: It's like the two man lose, Like they've been caught
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: in the act and they're trying to come up with
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: an excuse really quickly.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's still be fun like a losee.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: The Yeah, this.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: Year, there's a Jamaican bobs like that made it running.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: For Jamaica right now.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: There's some I can't remember where they're from, but somebody,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: one of the figure skaters I believe, was going to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: use the song from the Minions as they're you know
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: song for their routine. But like then they were told
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: last second that they couldn't use it because the music
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: was copywriter or they didn't have they didn't have the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: they didn't have permission for it, and so all these
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: people went on social media. So this is a good
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: use of social media. So they got on social media
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: and then Universal said, okay, yeah, it's fine, good.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Because that would be a massive pain in the ass.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: You choreographed it last for this last second right before
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: why the Minions Like I don't know, I don't.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Know, wait to watch it, I guess, So yeah, I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: I'm excited about the Paralympics. I like watching people with
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: only like a couple eggs or arms.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Only a couple of eggs, only a couple of leggs
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: up made a lot of people like you'll see you
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: in in the Olympics, but just a couple of legs.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm tired, you know what, I'm in a couple
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: of limbs.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Well, speaking of murderers, what about I always think of
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: the only one anyone knows is blade.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Runnerstorious, Pistorious, Panorious, whatever his name. Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: but curling, you can't convince me that anybody truly cares.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It's like, here's the thing. If you're like curling or
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: something like that, wouldn't like if you went on a cruise,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: wouldn't the shuffle board be just packed? Like I saw
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the pickleball courts last time I was on a cruise.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: The pickleball courts were packed like when they set the
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: basketball courts up. His pickle ball courts there was a line.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: In fact, there was one woman. I saw her almost
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: every day. She was always in line. She brought a
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: special pickleball outfit. She was I don't know her sixties
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: or something. She had her own like pickleball racket that
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: she brought on the cruise with her just in case
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: pickle ball broke out and she psyched, and but she
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: was like way into it. She had like the bands
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: around like her forearm, and you know she was ready.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Never played it. Okay, was ready.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this now, Morgan close years because
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: they know you're kind of into it. Okay, darts or
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: shuffle board darts or I'm sorry curling darts.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Are curling darts in the Olympics?
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, But I'm just saying as interest, I guess, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: what would you be into watching?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Into why and be into either one? But like if
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: if one had to stay and one had to go, huh,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I mean I guess, I guess the curling really really darts.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: At least you can see quickly if they're winning or losing.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: With curling, it's like what are we doing?
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: And the crowd goes crazy.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: With darts, they walk out something, get the crowd.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Just your pure interest, I would say I would zero
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: interest in either one, but if you had to gun
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: to your head, you have to watch one. I'll watch
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: the curling. I think over darts.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I do curling as well, darts all day. Darts, dude,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I've sat around with friends and I'm involved and I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: still the fun part about it is hanging out my
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: guys and you know, having beers and you know, talking
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: ish and you know playing darts. Okay, so closed out
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: those Yeah, close those out to be honest, one bowl away.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever understood like how darts is played.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Are you just always constantly going for the center. What's
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: the reasons for like all the other numbers?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: You can close out the different It's like you're think
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: about it like your apple watch, right, close the rings
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: out kind of thing. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: like playing pool or billiards as some people. Uh yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: that you can play. There are different games or different
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: things that you can do. But the ones that we
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: would always do, we go and play the bar. You
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: close out the different.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: You have to have one in each number, like one
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: in each section.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: That was literally just about three. I think you need
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: three in each and each one. Yeah, same thing. It's
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: been a minute since I played, but yeah, all bulls
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: eye all the time. Yeah, look is scientists are just reading.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Scientists have finally shredded the old wives tale about money
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: not buying happiness. Oh, it's so apparently money can purchase
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of happiness. So they poured over a
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: data and then not just from like one country, they
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: took data from one hundred and forty countries, and researchers
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: concluded that the more money you have, the more satisfied
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you are with life.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: What with But I think it always goes back to
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: what you've always said, what do you like? No matter
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: if you have money or not, and you end up
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: getting like millions and you're just a boring person. You're
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: still a boring person with millions of dollars. Yeah, you know, No,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: that's that's that's true. Like money, money can't buy you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: It could buy you peace of mind. It can't buy
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: buy you piece of your mind, like within your mind,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: you know, Like.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: What did you say peace of mind? Meaning like, oh,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the bills come in, you have money to cover, you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about groceries or your rent or
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: things like that, which I just read like people are
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: spending over a third of their income now officially on
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: rent like that, so that you have peace of mind,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: but your mind being at peace that's a completely different fact.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: So like if you have all this other stuff and
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: drama whatever, it's like, all the money in the world
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: is not going to fix whatever's broken with you.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: It's gonna get worse.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: We try, we try, and he's not here to defend himself.
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: We try to explain that to Greg all the time
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: because when Greg said, if I had ten million dollars,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have any problems with the one And I
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: know people that are, you know, very wealthy, and they
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: still have.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Problems, you know, personal problem. It doesn't fix everything, it
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: fixes a lot. Yeah, you know.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Tom Hanks said his biggest thing was when he became rich,
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: the fact that he never had to worry about if
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: his car broke down.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Was what's success expect him? That was the one. Yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: like when you don't worry about like if they fire
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: me today, I don't care. You know, I'll be fine,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: not only like you know, and a lot of people
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: even if you're not set financially as a person who's
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: lost their job and being broke at the same time,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you will be fine. It doesn't feel like that in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the moment, but you'll be fine if you choose to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: be like you do have to like pick yourself up,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: go out do the next thing. And I've always found
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: as mad as I've been in certain some of them
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: are my fault. Some of the times I've been fired
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: or in that situation were absolutely my fault. No, I
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: you know, well, I'm saying like, especially when I was
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: younger in my career, and I would you know, I was,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I was taking liberties and I was doing things that
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I hadn't earned yet, you know, and you learn to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: play the game, you learn how things work.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: And I never made I never made the same mistake twice.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you learned. Yeah, I learned from it, right, not
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: that I didn't make another dumb mistake or whatever. It
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: was a mistake, correct. Now, there's other times that been
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: fired to let go. It's just oh the station got
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: sold or they're flipping a format or you know whatever,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: different different reasons. But every single time it's always worked out,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: and it worked out in a way where you go, hmm,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe it was supposed to Like you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: start thinking like maybe it was supposed to happen. Yeah,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: this way.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, because at the time you just can't
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: see it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't mean you can't be mad. Doesn't mean
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: people involved weren't you know, douchebags, dickheads whatever. But you'll
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you'll be fine. But yeah, when it comes to the
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the money thing, you know, the more money you have,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: the more people think that you owe it to them,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: like a friend's family. It's crazy the expectation that people
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: end up having it now because you've done something or
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you've accomplished something that all of a sudden it's also
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: for them as I don't think it really works that way.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: And I've you know, in my own personal life, I've
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you know, made it clear to many people like I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: willing to help everybody, but just it's not like.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Just a like a vending machine, correct ATM that never stops.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, I've in the people and I'm not gonna,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you know, give specifics here, but friends and family have
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: come to me asking four different things. I'm like, hey, look,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to help you out. Number one is not
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: going to be alone. I'm just going to give this
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to you. But you get one, you get one, you know.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: And it's there are times that if it's something like
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: you know, people are some kind of thing beyond their control,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: that's also a little bit different. But when it's a
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: situation because you were financially irresponsible, you did dumb things,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you were living way beyond your means or whatever, I'll
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: still help you, but you get one. So make sure
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: this is the one.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: That's a really good rule, especially it's not alone.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I will give it to you. I will help that,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: and then that's it is. But like, this is not
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: just a you know because I have it. I have
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: another family member who deals with another family member who
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: always borrows money. And what does he do with it?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: He goes out and he buys scratchers. And you know
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: who he goes to for money, My aunt Chrissy. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing I wonder if it really says
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: more obviously about the friend of the family member, It
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: doesn't say anything about you. But how many people in
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: your life who have asked you for something and you've
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: put a boundary and they're mad at you or they
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: stop talking to you.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I've had people get mad but then they come back around.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: But again, if it's if you know, whatever you say
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: to somebody and that's the actual truth. You know, whatever
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: you say to them, so it's the truth. Okay, I'm gonna,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you. But you get one
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and you've set that that boundary or whatever, then fine.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Their their reaction at that point is their problem.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: But have you held the line where they're like, I
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: know you said one, but this is extending.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know it's interesting after I've said that,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: not one person has taken me up on the offer.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not that interesting. Yeah, they're like, they're they're saving it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah you oh my god. That's and you know what's.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Interesting, they've always figured it out. Yeah, this is true
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: on the text. Money doesn't make the world go around,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: but it might make the ride a lot smoother. That is,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: that's a thousand percent. But what whatever tortures you in
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: your own life, be it relationships, relationships just get more difficult,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I think. But like, uh, mentally, whatever your insecurities are
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: or whatever, like you can't it doesn't fix that. You
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: can go to therapy, you can pay for therapy or
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't necessarily fix it.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: And I would say with that kind of money, your
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: insecurities are on full display.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they say, they say money and I've witnessed this.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: They say, money just exaggerates the person you already were.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: So if you were already alcohol a nice person, like
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: if you now have you're a nice person. With money,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna be nicer, there, be more generous than
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you already were. If you were already a dick, Oh,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna be a bigger day worst.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: This is Denzel quote that somebody did. I love it says, uh,
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: money can't buy you happiness, but it's a hell of
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: a down payment.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, it's it's peace of mind, but
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: it cannot buy you you know. Uh, you can't put
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: your your give you peace, or put your or put
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: your mind at peace. Yes, there we go. It's not
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: it's not a real quote. I just kind of thought
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: of it in the moment. So build on that. I'll
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: work on it. I can't buy you peace of mind,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: uh huh, but it can are you a piece of
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: your mind. No, it can't buy you a peace of mind.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: It can't buy you peace of mind, but it can't
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: put it can't give peace to your mind. To put
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: your mind, you should write it down and then you know,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I put the.
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't knock on wood. I've been pretty good track
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: record for when I do get called for jury duty,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: which hasn't been a ton, But when I do get called,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: either I don't have to show up and call the
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: number and they don't they don't make me a report
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: or the handful of times only like two or three
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: times total ever I've had to go down there, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: get dismissed almost immediately, I you know, because you show up,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: they hand you this stuff, fill this stuff out, bring
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: it back up to the desk, and usually before my
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: buddy's even back in to see they go, excuse me,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: mister Fife. Yeah, and they ask me like one or
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: two questions, one of us totally about the job every time,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: thank you for your service, and they gain you your
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: little thing that says you're good and I'm on my way,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and that's and that's it. Yeah, Yeah, because they don't
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: want someone who's like the host of a of.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: A radio show.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, oh wow, that's cool. That
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: works to my advantage. And then the other thing that
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: they don't like, and this is according to some lawyers
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: that I know who or when they're they're talking about,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you know, potential jurorsey, they don't like somebody. And one
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: of the reasons. They don't like somebody who hosts like
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: a radio show for a living, because they don't want
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: someone who can control the room, the jury room, because
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: someone who's going to basically dominate over other people who
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: just kind of go with the flow and just put
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: their opinion and make their argument for their opinions so
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: strong and in a way that just kind of like
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: just carries the room. Yeah, they don't want They don't
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: want that either, and so they go, Okay, well a
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: person with this skill set, which is you know, if
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass goes down there, have you ever had to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: actually serve jury.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Duty, I've got I've been the same deal as you
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: as I've I've had to go in twice. But again
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: that I got bounced before even doing any questionnaire stuff.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: It just bounced me for numbers.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: So I haven't had to do anything like that. Yeah,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: well you.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Should want to do it as your civic duty as
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: in America.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: I showed up, you know.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: See, Now Sea Bass is on notice this week and
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: next week. Right, I got to ten to potential days. Now,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: it's usually just like a one and done, like a
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: one week kind of thing, but this is federal me
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: in the rear and I've never I've never seen that
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: before neither by Yeah, I saw it all kinds of
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: different logos and emblems on it. It was very official.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Is this real? But yeah? But I called up.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: They they you know, they had all my information in there.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: You know, they had all put my number in and
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: be my last name and all that stuff. And uh,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: the reason I wouldn't want to do it besides, you know,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: menace is uh talking about being a my citizenship whatever
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: duty is you have a call time every day. It
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: is like seven fifteen am, which which then but then
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: but I don't I would miss my midday nap, which
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: would suck.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Like oh.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Before seven fifteen, But then I'd be serious, such a hero.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: My nappy would be gone and I'd be cranky.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So what's the difference between federal Is it
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: just like like a grand jury kind of think my
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: sister got called for a grand jury and she started
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: a thing for months.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Probably not a grand maurie because typically with grand jury
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: is they want specialists from what I recall, like I
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: had a for instance, I had a physics professor in
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: high school who was on a grand jury because of
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: his knowledge about physics, because the because the DA wants
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to know whether or not they would be able to
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: make a case. You know, grand juries don't convict, they
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: only indict, but they give you an idea of will
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: this be does this case leip promising? And I think
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: the federal because the federal conviction rate is something like
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: ninety six percent.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: That's you know when people said that about the Diddy thing.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Even though he got off easy, he still he still
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: got convicted.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I looked it up.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of like gun cases, a lot of
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: the financial crimes.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: I was thinking either murder or Cayman Islands, a.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Lot of that stuff, A lot of it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: If you're in federal prison and then you, let's say,
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: beat up another prisoner, then that would go back to federal.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that would be the kind of thing if
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: it again. Probably not at this point because I've had
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: a few days of kicking it out, but I'm still
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: technically on the hook potentially.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Now They always say like, uh, you know, do you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: think you have the ability to remain impartial?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: And does anybody I used to if you're being honest.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Does anybody really truly have the ability to do that?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think you do. I fear could. No, I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: don't think so, because you're you're gonna end up hearing
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: something because you know, we we talked about where you know,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: we've talked about so many different things and kind of
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: runs the whole like a spectrum of topics on the
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: show that we eventually stumble upon something like where you
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: thought this was funny when we were goofing on this,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: but now that we're goofing on this year, obviously that's
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: where you drew your line. Like I think, when you
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: get into a case like that, there's gonna be some
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: element of it or whatever that you can't Oh, I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: can't be partial.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I can't be impartial. Specifically that kind of stuff happens.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: They're talking about like have you ever been the victim
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of kidnapping? You probably shouldn't be out of kidnapping.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I agree with that. Yeah, I've gotten the question.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Do you have any members of law enforcement in your family?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And at the time I did, I don't. Now my
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: uncle's retired, my cousin was an FBI agent, and so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: like that typically is another one where it's like, all right,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: so you you're never going well, no, because now I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: don't have that act. As long as I keep this job,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I should stay out of stay out of the jury poll.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Keep asking AI, like, is bringing a dog to the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: office considered a federal crime?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Because so here we go. So yesterday this is like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: as the show was getting ready to wrap up, Sea
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Bass goes, uh oh, and he comes in here and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: he said, we have an issue with a dog.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: We share, We share as hell do. And what I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: was going up the back elevator, the freight elevator, and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: as I'm going in, this lady comes rushing in the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: back door and she's carrying with her, you know, a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: medium size brown I don't know if that's a lab
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Yeah, it's not a little dogs, not that
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: it would matter. But again, this is a dog free office.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: With Sea Best is the first person to you know,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: he'll call HR and he'll file a complaint or if
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: somebody brings he's do it.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Before at least twice emails have been written so people
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: know not only is it's a dog free offices, dog
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: free building. So this lady, I took a picture of
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: the dog for evidence number one. I didn't get a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: picture of her face, but then she got off. Now
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: if she got off on one of our floors for
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the radio station, that email would have gone out instantly.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: She got off on a different floor.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: And she went elevator.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Specifically to Gina for noticing that, because if she'd gone
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: through their front door that it would go past the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: building office and they would have said sorry because this dog.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: She's not even bothering with the fake service dog vest
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: or anything like that or emotional support, which is not
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: a thing, by the way, So she like, what.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: If the place that she works, in the office she
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: works and allows animals. They can't because it's a building
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: slide policy, so they can't. They can't. It's like federal
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  Speaker 1: states to them.
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  Speaker 3: They can't.
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  Speaker 1: They can't succeed.
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  Speaker 3: Since he doesn't know where she works, he can't, like
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  Speaker 3: really pinpoint, but no, I have a picture of the dog.
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  Speaker 1: I have a picture of her.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know what floor she got off on,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: so it would be really easy to walk to that
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: floor and find the lady with the big brown dog.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: So my question is, do I know go down to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: the office camera and say, hey, if you walk up
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  Speaker 2: to the third floor right now, and now I can
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: also talk about my dog allergies, which are real, not debilitating,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: but real.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they care.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: What are your dog allergies other than they annoy you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: when they're around.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: No, they're just gonna tell you they took itchy eyes
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: in the little scratchy throat. Sometimes I lay on a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: couch the dog a bit on.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you have enough power in the jurisdiction. Yes, well,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: because it's not on our floor.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Also, by the way, when Sea Bass walks in the office,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: they go, oh God, here we go, because you know
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the guy who's always in there, like arguing about like
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: his car being down in the garage when it's not
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: supposed to over a course of like a weekend, or
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: when he goes out of town whatever. That's also a rule. Okay,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: perfect example. That's also a rule quote of the bill.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: But here's the difference is I get I don't care
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: about rules. I care about consequences. The consequence of me,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: The consequence of the dog being here, as the building knows,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: is they pee and they crap in places they shouldn't
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: and people say, oh, mind, doesn't doesn't matter, you can't
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: control it. And number one and number two they do leave.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: The building doesn't want it because they leave hair, they
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: gets everywhere, it gets in the carpet, gets on crap,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: and it also is bad again for people with allergies also,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: and rule number five, which is not a consequence, is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: you don't need to do it, jackass, you're a loser
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: and a liar. And again, fifty years ago people know
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: what any of their dog. Every god dance like this.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So let's just say just for whatever reason, this particular dog,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: maybe because it is legit. They always say like people
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: who have money, aren't the ones who are bragging about
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: how much money they have, you know, how big of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: a penis they have? Like those are the people like
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: you you look at somebody who kind of looks sloppy,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: they're probably loaded. Yeah, the people who are trying to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: look they're not really they're they're like, you know, frying. Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: they're fake loaded.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: It didn't have a vest on anything.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. No vest That's what I'm saying.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's a legit service dog.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: No, if they're taking the back elevator, well, okay, you guys, okay,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: you know you're exactly right.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: What do you to your question?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I don't believe this is a service dog, because the
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: dog went straight for me because what did I have
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: a bag of groceries and started of sniping or aka
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: and dog turst everything else. Second, huh not a trained dog.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: And the woman's like, oh yeah, you smell this food?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Don't you a service?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Animals?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't move if it was a service.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: So exactly your question, do you go down to the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: office and narget them out?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's what you do, that's what you say.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I say, no, what do you Gina?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's a waste of time.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: No, I think if I were to do.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: It, absolute waste of time. But I want to hear
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: about the drama.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: So yes, I would go down there, and I pulled
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: this move, I'd say, guys, I was. I was taking
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: the elevator up and certtainly, I started my throat started ditching.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: I turned behind me there was this dog.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: I just don't think it would be effective this time around.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So no, no, all right, battle Sam, of course, No, no, no, yeah, Well,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: The fact that seeing a dog in an elevator doesn't
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: just make your day says everything about.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: You, everything about dog.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Every dog person the every time they see a new dog,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: which they see what fifty times a day. They pretend
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: it's the first time they've ever seen anything like dog
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: like because.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: It's elevator and you're like, oh my god, elevator.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: But I wish I had some of that confidence, because
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: if we get a dog, I wouldn't bring it around
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: because I wouldn't want somebody to be like, I hate
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: your dog.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Like I'd be like, I can't leave it. And it's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: called being a responsible owner. All right, Uh, Menace, you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: had something you wanted to think, Okay, is being nark
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: being a narc? Is this a good thing for society?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Like a sea bass on the right tracker? Because I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: guess something happened Menace Target. So I did think about
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: sea bass.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: And the thing is, I've been taught my whole life,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: don't be a rat, don't be a nark, right, But
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I did think about.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Sea bass in his narkness. The other day.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Remember a couple of weeks ago, I told you that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: I went to Target and I went to the bathroom
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: and there was an empty fireball bottle like by the toilet.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: And I just went back to that same Target the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: other day and I went to the bathroom and there
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: was a guy in there drinking a bottle of something.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Right, and you can tell that.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: You can tell he was already drunk, right, because he's
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: making all these weird noises. No, no, it's just some
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: random So yeah, so some random like homeless guy or
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: just some guy. This is what he does on a
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: regular basis. And I was torn. I'm like, do I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: narck it out or do I not be a rat?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: And I chose not to be a rat. But when
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I left the target that day, I'm like, damn, am
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I helping society by not saying anything?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Is there gonna be a situation where remember Spider Man
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: where he let that Robert go and then he eventually
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: shot his uncle. If I didn't say anything about this, yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: like his drunk guy, This drunk guy might come out
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: of the bathroom and do something stupid in the in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: the target drink. There could have been a chain of
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: events after that. I could have stopped if I did
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: say something, right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I'm still not saying anything, Jinigrad, I would say something.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: You would, Yeah, there's a wasted guy in the bathroom.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: You might want to go check on him.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Would you say something?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but we've been trained Morgan not
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: to be a rat or be a nark exact.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: Right, And it's it's the mindset of like, oh, it's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: not my business.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: And that's how bad things happened, Sami.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Would you knark them out?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Yes you would, I would not. Actually everyone drunk guy,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: especially a target, are hilarious.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah I get that, I get that number. But you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: got in my head though.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing people need to to to make
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: that differentiation between narking in the classical sense and doing
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: something that's right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Narking is like what medis is saying, like.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: If if you're at school and you know some of
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: your some kids are going behind the building of smoke
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: during you know, lunch, that would be narking because what
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: they're doing doesn't affect you. And this is what medicines
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: kind of, you know, with this whole spider Man thing
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: is well, will this guy affects society? Like with cart narks,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: even though that's the name, it's when you leave carts out,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: it does affect society. But to the drunk guy in
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, I don't think he's affecting society. Okay, surprised, Yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: he's not affecting it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I thought you loved the tattle on people. Yeah, when
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: it's all right, well, we have the Law ofs Is
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: of Bodega Medicine Sebastian at work for the people that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: are in the news who found themselves in some kind
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: of a legal trouble. This is society. Yeah, so Gina
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: is going to be telling us all of the details
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: of the story, and then the two idiots from the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Law ofs Is of Bodega Medicine Sebastian will will give
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: their argument because you know, these defense lawyers always have
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: to go like man, they got to really find something
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to try to make an argument to get them off, right,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: and so hey the lofty says of Bodega Medicine, Sebastian,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: they'll get you off. And then you can decide you
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: can play the rule of the jury and you can
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: text him with your ruling on the different cases that
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: is coming up for you. Next here on the Woody Show,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: hang on what you showing me right back?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Simple, it's the Northern Show here.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Well, we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Menace and Sebastian Attorneys. Sebastian and Menace, they are the best.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: When it comes to trying to find excuses for people
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: who are in need of their objections, bad behaviors defended
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: him Jong Wood in the house an attempt to get
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: them off. Yeah, and so Gina, you have some of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: the cases over there, I do. And then everybody who's listening,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you just text. If you are the jury, would you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: find after hearing Menace and Seabass's arguments, would you find
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: the person in the story guilty or not guilty? The
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. What is the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: first case? Okay?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: So a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: in a ditch and pretending to be drunk. At approximately
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: five thirty am, Sheriff's deputies received a report of an
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Induit individual lying in a ditch. Thirty one year old
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: simulated public intoxication in connection to the incidents.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Take our feet, I would like to cite cops being extra.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Also, my client is a method actor and he was
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: studying a role or a role in a play.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: This is this is elgin iOS playing theater.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Do you have any can you provide any kind of
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: documents that he's been hired as an actor. Oh, he's studying. Yeah,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: he's hopes to get in the future.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, Like, do you get documents when you're
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: in school to your that's.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Going to be your defense. Yeah, script.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Uh, your honor. I believe that you have
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: been in many plays. Did you get documents to be
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: in your play? She did.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: They're called a script.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Also, Also, she's not your honor. What's your honor? She's
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: a court.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Disregard anything you said. Let us not forget about.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Also, I would like to also bring up the case
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: of children in playgrounds.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, so now we.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Could let's arrest all them.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Well, let's convict kids for protecting to become Roberts.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: His imagination illegal.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Now I didn't see them, George.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't see that update in my law books.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: And besides, I'll hate for all you know, Gina, our
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: car report. I know you're not making the ruling about this,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: but uh, it's called a street car named Desire. It
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: tours regularly any any community theater, a sales people, actors. Yes,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: our clients wanted some day to be in one of
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: those story reporter.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think He was talking about documents as in
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: a sense of a script, just documents of like, oh
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: I got hired to do a play that doesn't happen
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: in school, so thank.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You saying that you got theratulation here. Here's when rehearsals
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: are sporting.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: This he's talking about. This is a future.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: This guy's hoping someday to be ready to apply for
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: that thing'll talk about right now.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let me go to u members of the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: jury here in the room. We'll go to you, dur.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: Sammy, I would say, not guilty.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, not guilty, all right, Morgan, absolutely not guilty.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Not guilty, waste of the court's time.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Literally, not guilty of anything.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, not guilty, will be suing the police.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, right, I got body campus.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: It is the losses of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. Again.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: You can give us your guilty not guilty on the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eighty seven. Next case please.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: A man was arrested after police said he was found
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: sleeping on the Brow College campus with a knife in
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: his possession all classes were in session. Jonathan Batista of
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: Pompano Beach. He was arrested in charge with possession of
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: a weapon on school property. Okay, the incident happened about
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: ten eighteen am while the campus was open and classes
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: were actively going on.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Whatever police say.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Batista was found asleep in a doorway and smelled like marijuana.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: During a search, officers located a four inch black handled knife.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Brower college classes. We're not interrupted, and no injuries were reported.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Owner, you carry a knife, don't you know? GB not
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: in the courtroom. I don't have. Maybe you have a game.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Let's say, maybe you were just walking around and you know,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: like a little four inch utility. Not essentially it sounds
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: like they're throwing a lot of we kind of think.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: And then they're searching. They call this fishing for for
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: a crime. They see a guy's asleep and he smells
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: of marijuana.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Do we a blood test? But you don't anybody could
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: smell of anything because they didn't find any marijuana exactly.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Another thing too, I don't know how.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. How are our schools
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: paid for? Oh, I don't know, public funds? Public funds?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Where do those public funds come from? Honest taxpayers?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Just?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe would I would say he was part owner
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: of the property.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Again it was yeah Brower in Pompino or Poor.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: College Coconut Creek. That's say. That is a community college
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: is paid for by the community.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: So as a member of the community, I feel like
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I can take wherever I want.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: And if I want to go on on a campus tour,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: maybe learn more about perhaps one day applying to this college,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: And I get a little sleepy. Suddenly that's a crime. Yeah, oh,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. College is boring. Maybe I want to take
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: a nap. That's what Menace Ben say.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: College, as you heard, classes were in sessions, so we
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: might have been hearing some of that boring ass stuff
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: inside the classroom.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: And as he was taking a tour of the campus.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: And decided to not offer a little bit tour of
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: his own property that helps pay for it.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: But all right, we'll go to the jury again. You
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: can catch her guilty, not guilty. Vote on the text
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven. This time will
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: start with you, Morgan.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say guilty because the problem is not napping.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: It's the knife.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: But it's but it's the problem the knife.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Because now let's go back up a.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Campus that was the problem.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Car reporter could you repeat that last segment or the
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: last sentence of your story.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is Roward College. Classes were not interrupted and
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: no injuries.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: So we're looking for any type of excuse, and you're
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: telling me that we searched every person on that campus
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: that they did not have a knife.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Also, the kitchen doesn't have a nice.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: The kitchen, the fire and flames and the chemistry billap okay.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: All right, are they allowed to change my mind?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Yes? Because okay, yeah, that's the whole point. All right,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: not guilty, thank you.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Also, it's illegal to smoke marijuana recreationally in Florida?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Apparently marijuana and joining his mouth, but he didn't know
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  Speaker 3: he smelled like it, Okay, officer liar, Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like a swear. It doesn't know what marijuana
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  Speaker 1: smells like, Sammy, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Going to say, not guilty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Court reporter Gina, who.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Among us hasn't fallen asleep with a knife on us?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: A little bit high guilty?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Daniel Boone and George Washington and all the great patriots
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: with knives over the years.
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  Speaker 3: All the court finds them not guilty.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you. We have one more case here in the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: losses of Bodega Medicine. Sebastian are on the case and
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: the details of this one, please.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Police officers announced the arrest of a woman after a
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: fight broke out at the hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just there.
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  Speaker 2: We have to now, we have to alert the court
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: through may be a conflict of interest as we both
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  Speaker 2: love this particular as it has a giant guitar out front.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Rules.
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  Speaker 4: It happened at the Oculus Valet area around six thirty
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  Speaker 4: seven am. Police were shown a video showing twenty seven
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  Speaker 4: year old Alicia Lane throwing an object later identified as
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: lip gloss into a vehicle, striking the victim in the
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: next slash chest to a Police officers subsequently arrested Lane
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: on a felony charge of shooting or throwing a deadly
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: missile into a dwellings battle our vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Okay again, all right, first talking extra.
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  Speaker 2: Look, we get it. This is the hard Rock Hotel
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. Is a place of wonder
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: and beauty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahzie, and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Handing somebody some lipstick is illegal.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just sixty.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: In the there was a mishap and the person got
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: upset that it like wasn't directly handed to them. Who
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: knows if they're requested the lip gloss or not. It's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: called tripping. You know you I the person receiving the
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: lip class Did we test them to see if.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: They were high or drunk? I mean six thirties in
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: late at night. It's more early in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know they've been outside twenty five does yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So okay, sorry she tripped. She has big ass hoe
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: heels on. We didn't know she trips. And the overcharging
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: with felony, deadly missile for lip gloss.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh please we believe this. Can I get a
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: bitch please? Yeah? Thank you? All right again, you can
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: send your guilty not guilty. The judge is exhausting. Yeah,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I just like to also throw it out there.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Jury, Uh, you're going to get arrested for giving somebody
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: lip gloss.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Just thank you. It's a slippery slope. Let's go to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: uh jury Sammy.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: First, I'm gonna say guilty, guilty.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, it was an active aggression a girl.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guilty. The video order order, I get a ufation.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: I will ask the attorneys to please keep their mouth shut,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: control themselves. Yep. Well, we are pulling the jury here. Uh,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: let's go to Morgan. What are you going with? Guilty
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: not guilty.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: Not guilty on account of bitches be tripping.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: That's right, bitches do for tripping.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Maybe she wanted her friend to look better looking.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Ugly drop six thirty in the morning.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Your chaped hoe or the valet area you lift mad chapped?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Just doing her girl a favorite.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: And by the way, if you're if you're outside the
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: casino six thirty in the morning, you probably need a room.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: So you need extra soft and moist lifts to come
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: tripping all the time.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: All right, and then we'll go to the Quarryporter Gene.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: On this one, I'm going to say not guilty on
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: a technicality. A technicality because you cannot call a lipstick
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: a deadly missile.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you. You have to call it something I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: can judge, the judge asked question in the case, Now,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: let's just say that the woman inside the car who
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: had the lipstick thrown at her her mouth was a gape. Oh,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: and the lipstick just happened to go right into her
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: mouth like the quarter in the movie Big right in
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: his old tar's mouth and then she choked to death.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: To be dead, keep her mouth closed. What if the
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: ocean was green? Not all bullets when they hit a
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: hit a person are are considered.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Ye the temple right, Yeah, I'm sure that the fine
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: folks at the valet stand at the Hard Rock Casino
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: and Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, no CPR as well well.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: If not guilty, and so that breaks the tie and
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: we got to find here on the core then.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Not guilty yet off.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: So much getting off, thanks for love as a Bodega
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: medicine Sebastian. If you ever need somebody up a ridiculous
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: excuse on your behalf, let them sleeping peace people. Ye, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: directly here two two nine eight seven so Cal school snip.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Jeff Hey, good morning, Jeff G. What's going on?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Good morning? What do you show? Let's go and start
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: with the Lakers.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: They beat the breaks off the nets yesterday one twenty five,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 9: one oh nine, Austin Reeves was back for the Lake Show,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: and he had it off the backboard dime to Lebron.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Listen to this man, it was a pretty play.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: Luca had twenty four and Lebron had twenty five in
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 9: the win. Lakers went five and three on their Grammy
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: road trip, which isn't horrible.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Lakers and seventy six ers tomorrow at Crypto.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 9: By the way, Luca named the NBA Western Conference Player
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: of the Month, well deserved. Moving on to the Clippers,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 9: they host the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight and one thing will
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: be different for sure, James Harden will be coming out
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: of the visitors at locker room. James Harden traded yesterday
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: out to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Dary Garland and his
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 9: second round pick. Clippers get ten years younger at the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: guard position, and James Harden will have a chance to
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 9: compete for a championship with the Cavs and of course
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 9: boost the economy for all strippers in Cleveland.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: He's very well known for that.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: And by the way, we got a shout out Kawhi Leonard.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 9: He made the All Star team thanks to Commissioner Adam Silver,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 9: and he was also named the Western Conference Player of
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 9: the Week. Moving on to hockey, Duck speak to cracking
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 9: four to two, Cracking in Kings tonight at Crypto dot
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 9: Com Arena, and finally this morning, I was gonna give
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 9: you the score of the NFL Pro Bowl flag football
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: game from last night, But I didn't watch it because
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: I have a life and it's lame and it's boring
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: and nobody really cares.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: They should actually stop doing it. I'm JEFFG.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: And that's your SoCal sports.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh I know what that is. Yeah, this is the
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Woodie Show. People seem to be upset about this, and
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: maybe somebody can't explain it to me because I I've
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: never been. I don't really understand. I feel like a
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: lot of places that you go you're charged to see it.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: You're there's yeah, you know, some kind of like fee. Right,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Like if you visit Rome now and you want to
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: visit the Trebby Fountain, tourists are now paying a two
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: dollars and thirty five cent fee.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah, I was just there about two years ago.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: There's no charge.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: But I can understand maybe why because it's, uh, it's
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: so overpacked.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: As I said, it's to manage crowds and offset maintenance costs.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the maintenance causing morons, you know, messing stuff up.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: They got pay for it because there's a fountain by
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: our house. Yeah, I love that fountain. That everybody throws
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: like the kids always throw like laundry, church and stuff,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and shut it down.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: It is funny, though, yeah, not if you're the guy
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: who got to constantly go out there and do that.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: But but I get the crowd control. It's just it's
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: actually in like a really small square, so you you
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: can barely even move.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess the way it's set up now
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: is that you can still go like, you can still
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: go see it, but to get up close. That's where
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: they they have those things which I like at restaurants,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: like the you don't have to say pagers, like the
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: I like the check and then they come bring the check.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: They you give them the credit card and they take
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: off where the waiter comes over. The waitress comes over
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: with that the wireless little white hand held, and you
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: just take care of it right there, like they have
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: those kind of things, and the tourists will pay the
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: two dollars and thirty five cent feet and then it
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: gives you the access to the closer up front.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: It's funny because you're getting charged to go throw coins
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: in the fountains to go give.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Them, right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised that they haven't.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe they haven't.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: I just don't know that they haven't even just had
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: a feed just to go to Rome in general, because
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: it is just so overpacked with people. And that's what
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Japan has done, I think is starting this year where
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: you have to buy like a like a day path
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: to go to Jabi with venice too.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Vennis is insane. What do you mean in the country.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: In the country, Yeah, because they just want to limit
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: the amount of people because they're just so overrun with tourists.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: So it's like Disneyland likecity.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Too many tourists there.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just like, well it's destroying their infrastructure.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying like, uh, you know, countries and towns,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: cities whatever, they run ads try to get people to
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: come there. Yeah, they just have too many guys. Yeah,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: please stay away.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Well, like if you go there and you can't even move,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: it's not even a cool experience.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: It's not true. You think the two dollars is really
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: going to offset the crowds at the fountain though?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: No, well no, it just it just makes a time
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: for you to go. There are some people though out
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: of principle, like a like a grey principle. Two dollars
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: even though like you doesn't necessarily care about two bucks,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: it would be the principle of it. I just feel
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: like a lot of things that are big tourist things,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: there's always some kind of fee. If you want to
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: go to the top of the Empire State Building, you
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: want to get an elevator, yeah, it will charge it
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: and that's big money. That's two bucks.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of Italy, like when I went to the
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: top of the Eiffel Tower, which I was gassed out
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower could sorry sorry, Leaning Tower Pisa. Uh, and
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: you have to go all the way up there. You
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: have to pay if you're.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: A weight limit, like you can't have somebody a certain
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: way at the very top, no push it all the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: way down.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: Do you know how much it costs to go to
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: the top of the Empire State Building?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Can I take a guess? Uh? Thirty bucks? Okay? For
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: the basic ticket to take the elevator is fifty dollars.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: Fifty dollars and then there's premium access and like if
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: you want to go during a peak time, that could
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: be over one hundred dollars.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: What yeah, are you serious? As a last wow, that's.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Well, we want to Dubai I had to pay to
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: go to the top of the Birge.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: What does that cost? I think it was about theavy
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: bar on the way up. Yeah, it was like everything
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: there is fancy. Yeah, but so basically just that's just
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: to go to like what the eighties like the eighty
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: six floor six floor yeah, okay, and then the so
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: and then what's what would what will you get for
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: thee quote premium.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Top deck access the higher second maybe maybe? And then
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: you want to go to peak time, it's going to
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: cost okay, so if they want to go four in
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: the morning.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: There's one thing I think it is that the Empire
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: State Building, they have this thing remember the old timey
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: photo of the steel workers that were on the beam
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: on the beam, there's a thing now where you get
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: on You sit on this beam and there's a back
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: to it and it straps you in right so you
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: can't see it, and it swings you out in a
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: way not over this over the edge of the building,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: but you're up and you're kind of swung over so
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: they can get the perfect picture and it recreates Yeah,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: it recreates that. Remember like remember the stratosphere, the strat
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: in the in Vegas I've done that one. They used
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: to have one, you know, like at the county fairs
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: and stuff. They had that ride, the scrambler, and so
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: the whole thing spins around. But then there's three pods,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: and there's three cars in each pod, so each each
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: section of three spins and then the whole thing spins
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: and it's like you're going to each almost at the
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: tea cups, right, like a tea cups kind of thing,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: but chaotic. It does that. But then it would swing
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: out over the edge of the building, the stratosphere, which
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: is I forget how a thousand feet up or something
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: like that. No more than that, I forget how tall
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: that thing is. But it would swing out and you're
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: doing that scrambler thing over the edge of the building.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: I did that. That was cool. You know, we did
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: it together, remember and men's freaked out.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because it didn't have it didn't have shoulder straps.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Remember, it was just a waste. Yeah. I think all
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: that stuff's closed. I think all the rides and stuff
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: on top of the stratosphere. I'm glad. I think you
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: can still do the bungee court. I did that.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Do you know what people are That was super fun
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: or freaking out over is the restaurant that's in the
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: stratosphere that's been there since the nineties apparently, but it
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: had like maybe some resurgers because of social media. It's
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: called Top of the World. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: I want to go try.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: And you know, it's funny because I've been up there
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: and I get it, and I love like the rotating restaurant.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: I love the idea of it. But eating at that height,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: when you're even remotely afraid of heights or whatever, how
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: do you eat?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Oh? I did that restaurant at the top of the
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: space needle. That's cool. The rotating restaurant. I couldn't eat
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: and watch that. Why, it's cool. It's barely moving, but
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: like by the time you're done dinner, you've gone all
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: the way around. It's cool.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: I don't mean so much the rotation as just looking
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: over the side and being.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Like, huh, yeah, you're not looking over the side. Your
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: table is there, and the windows, but the scene just
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: keeps changing. It's cool. I mean, I like the idea
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, they have, they have something similar in
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of cities, but like the another one I
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: did was in Honolulu. Oh nice, Yeah, they got something
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: Dallas has one.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, Dallas got one. I think Chicago has that glass floor.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah at the well whatever it's called now, the Sears Tower. Yeah,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: so it's like the Willis Tower. You walk out and
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: the surface that you're standing on is as you see
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: straight down. Pretty cool.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Like Yeah, in New York we went to that one
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: building that like on the edge. Remember like Mike Showkiller
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: lived near it.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Yeah, what about those what about those bridges? Yeah,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: they have those two.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Last bottom held and then some of them have the
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: makes it sound gets cracking.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: The Woody show, Woodie, there's menace, Gina Grant, We've got
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: sea bats, Sammy, Hello, Morgan is here? Phones open? Eighty
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty is with the text over two two
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: nine eight seven sea baths. You consider yourself to be
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: a smart guy? Yeah, I'm just in the only in
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: the top two percent of all human beings. Only well,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: only in the top one only in the top two
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: percent of that's just what Okay, So yeah, smarter j
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: a smarter person, Okay, high end of the curve. This,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: according to a big write up in Psychology Today, says
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: smarter people have fewer sex partners.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's which that's idiocracy, that is you know, so
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: what is it?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Are you smart or are you a slam master?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Well that, unfortunately, that's a low, unsmart person's conclusion to
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: put correlation and causation together.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Smarter people have fewer sex partners, right, not because they
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: are smarter. Genus.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Elon Musk has nine to ten kids. I have, well,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: solo sex twenty five kids. That's that's not a good
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: stat to put in there, but yeah, that's to be
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: That's again that's idiocracy. Is the dumb people breed and
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: the smart people focus on career and.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: We're not talking about breeding.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like sex partners. It didn't say breeding partners. Well,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: what leads to what? Obviously?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's plenty of people the kids not having kids.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're sort of an outlier in
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: that way.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Right, That's what I'm saying is, Yeah, the dumber people
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: tend to be more sexually active. That's not hard to understand.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: So you agree with the study, Yeah, that's that perfectly
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: makes sense. But again he's putting causation in there where
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: there is none.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, yep, what is a. Somebody just showed me. It
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: was my god, who was it? Oh? It was from
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Matrix Bill and Ted's what's his name? Kanus said he
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: has gotten to a point in his life he doesn't
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: even argue with people anymore. He goes, if you want
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: to tell me two plus two is five, I go, hey,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: good for you.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Right, that's what you don't understand. That's what I just
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: did to you. You tried to tell me the two
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: plus two is five.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: And I'm just telling you. Psychology Today did a write
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: up and it says smarter people have fewer sex partners.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: And you're saying parentheses because uh huh, And I'm saying no.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't say. I didn't say because it's just the headline.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: I just I read you exactly what it said. I
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: just read what it said.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: You said it to me as if, how do you so?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: But you have a lot of sex partners?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Therefore you can't what I'm insinuating, Yes, because I also
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a very big believer of the people that talk
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: about you know, whatever they whatever they were like boasting
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: and bragging about usually is completely untrue. When do I
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: do that? Uh, well, you know, we don't really know yeah,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: it's an absolute speculation, but we're willing. We're willing to
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: bad broken clock.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: That's right, twice a day right.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Back. In the past two years in the show, have
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: I come in here at all and said, you know
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: what I did last yearn are you what are you
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: talking about? As I just said, you gotta you got
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: a certified hater in the back room there, dude dicking
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: around in the past two years, when have I come
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: in and said anything about.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: What are you talking? Well, I was with a couple
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: of slams. Yeah, night. And the past.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: Two or three years have I said that, Well, there's
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: been like like Porno Bertha, You've been like I slammed her.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: That's also not that's completely untrue.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like it happened recently.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Why best bringing me into this for what reason? Because
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: you have all the audio archives obviously in your second
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: dicking around doing what? No, he's in the past or
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: three years, the past two or three years, had Sea
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Bass come in here, uh, you know, basically bragging about
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: being a slam master or.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah what I mean, yeah, every every time during the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 8: corn of birthdays, Yeah.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I said, or like yeah, like even sometimes
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: like he has.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: Nothing to do with anything like hearing the story what's.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: What's your weekend cheer and jeer, and he could be like, well,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I was out with a couple of slams, a couple
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: of he throws it in there about like a threesome.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Recently. That was like some lady hit on me in
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: the store, right.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Hitting on not even hitting on him, but I said
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: a milf checked me out.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the first statement that's been that's
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: has been changed lied about by Gina and by board.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: I've never I may have said I met that point.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: And there's and there's one porn star in the av
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: and Hall of Fames, Riley Reid, whom I had there,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: we spent time with, but that's not said every.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: Time I said it happened once and I did make
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: with this.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Every nobody says it's every time.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: He just said it, I know, but like not he
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: he's not saying.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: It literally like this sevent Your whole argument is one
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: time sea Best said he hung out with a sounds like.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Smarter people do have fewer sex partners. Jesus Christ. And
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: by the way, uh, you know, I don't know, are
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: you arguing with people on the text about the woman
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: with the dog in the building, not at all, and.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: Can you start signing your text because somebody yesterday thought
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 6: I was texting them and it was all this whole
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 6: argument I thought.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: That was that was supposed to be resolved. Remember, I
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: thought I have argued with anybody at all. Doesn't And
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, because man, you were, you're you're just
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: getting beat up on the on the about the woman
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: who brought the dog in the freight.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Elevator against against building policy which we have for a
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: good reason.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: A real man would have just confronted her, you know directly. No,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: they're not just the buildings. Not a real man thing, dork. Also,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: do you for a guy who makes fun of people
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: that have other allergies, calling them like weak or whatever,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: peanut allergies or other otherwise? Now I don't remember that specifically.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: This is just one of the things from the text.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Before you start saying everybody said that, No one person
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: said for a guy who makes fun of people that
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: have other allergies, calling them weak and otherwise. For you
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: to then hide behind a whether we know it to
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: be true or not.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: An allergy to dogs, that's like my fifth reason again,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: I go by the cleanliness and the inability. Again, I'm
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: going down the list so backs of the real nan thing.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Literally that is, they don't want you to do that
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: in any situation. For get you know, the building and
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: in the gym other places I've had issues and apartment buildings.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: They don't want you to make They don't want you
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: to make the confrontation because you don't have the authority
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: to make the confrontation.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then another thing I was going to bring
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: up here for one so far, you're right being a
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: prostitute now we know it's also a short life. According
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: to some new research, once a woman starts selling her body,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: she has on average only about seven years to live.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Really scary damn.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm sure well like drugs and suffer involved in
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: People, people in prostitution face a workplace homicide rate fifty
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: one times higher. Then what do you think the next
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: most dangerous job for women is? Prostitute? Is number one?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: Subway employee?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Ninja? Yeah, like subway sandwich place, or like working in
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: the subway.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: With like sandwich, like women in the kitchen.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: It would be the second. It would have to be
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: like military or alligator hunters.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, alligator hunter.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: It's working in a liquor store. O ye, rolled a lot.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: That's the second most dangerous job for women. That's scary.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: M you gotta be strapped seven years, Okay, put it
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: off a bit.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Once a woman starts selling her body, she on average
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: has only about seven years to live because it's a dice.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: Roll with the stranger that you're gonna get in the
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: car with and you're probably not coming back. And your
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: manager also your manager, your quote unquote boyfriend.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: There's no they're pimps, their.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Boyfriends killing hookers. Yeah, what do you think that's what
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: serial killers go for?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Because you do it in GTA.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I played Grand Theft Auto.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When does that come out? About pushing it out,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Tyler says November November, Well, because I just saw something.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: You know, this guy, poor dude, he's like in his
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: twenties or whatever, and it was his like make a
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: wish thing. Did you see that?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: And Rockstar games like let him play it. I saw
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: that in the hospital.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, thats it exists.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Well, it does exist. No, it's it's it's gotta be.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 10: They said either yesterday or the day before that it
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 10: is coming out in November and they're going to start
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 10: the promo and all the ads in the summer.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: They already started. Yeah, they had a trailer a year
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: and a half ago. Yeah, well all the like coming soon,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: like coming by now.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: In the financial like experts tech people said that it's
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: gonna like, for a minute, change the landscape of the eumonomy. Yeah,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: where everyone's gonna be in their house. And then also
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: there's gonna be like this whole thing where they're spending
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: money within the game and crazy door door dash numbers
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: are gonna be insane and yeah, it's really.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Just the Grand Theft Auto effect.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk about sex going down right, Yeah for
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: a while, it's gonna affect.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: What's the theme of this one, Tyler?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 10: I believe it's set in a Florida like state and okay, yeah,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: I don't know what the rest of the theme is,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 10: but you know it's usually.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Just a rock places. Well it's like San Andreas or
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: you know whatever they you know, they said it in
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: this very I think I think this one is more
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: like a redneck cry red you go down to the
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: trailer park.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: If you took a lineup of everybody that worked on
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: the show, and said, who's going to be the guy that's.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Doing a dive into the game? Yep, is going to
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: be Tyler. Yeah, you will not see me for about
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: a week when that game comes out. Talk about getting
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: forty four? Would he hit us up with the text
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: over to two to nine eight seven more wood? He
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: showed next day, what do you feel over? There's a
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: audio this uh Amazon driver in Michigan went on a
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: ramp that was caught on a doorbell camera which I
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: was just reading. You know, Rings got that AI powered
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: search party feature which scans neighbors camera footage to help
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: They say, help locate lost dogs. That's that's the that's
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: the that's why they're doing. Did I tell you that
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: AI updated They just recently did.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you checked your Ring lately, but
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: you know I had the car charger in the garage
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: and and notification came up saying that somebody is holding
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: a cable in your garage and walking.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: That was me. This Ring AI search party feature is
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: now available to all US customers, including people without Ring
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: cameras work. So I guess, I guess you can access
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: the network even if you don't have a Ring branded camera.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: They probably have, like for your lost up. They probably
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: have like a neighborhood app that I don't know about anyway.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: So this Amazon Amazon driver he's ranting, gets caught on
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: the ring doorbell camera. He's walking to this house. He's
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: dropping a package off, and he suddenly starts talking about
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: having to drop off a million packages. He's in the snow.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: So it's like one of those things like, man, God
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: damn it, like in the snow, got a million stuff
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: because these people out here and they can't go anywhere
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: and get their own. So now I'm sitting out here
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: delivering a million packages a million one houses. Jesus, Bro,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: nobody out here would know how to go to Walmart
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: or go to a Target or anything like that. Bro,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: if you would let him, these right here would order
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: slaves escalated quickly.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, robots, Well, you might have signed up for the
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: wrong job.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: I would say. That's like working in McDonald's complaining that
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: people are coming in for happy hate the smell of fry.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: What are the big Max, Dude? Yeah, but I do
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: go to Wendy's get the Dave's double, right.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: But I do love Amazon, and I know you love Amazon.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: I do. I do love Amazon. Anyway, the homeowner posted
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: the video online, saying that as a single mom, she
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: pays for the convenience of delivery. You don't need to
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: say that now. She just like, oh, this is a
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: funny video. Now, there are a lot of people that
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: are mad at the woman for even posting it online, like,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: let the guy have his moment. Man, Yeah, we all
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: have them, you know, like, yeah, you all have a
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: day right where it's just things are. I was just
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: talking to somebody who's a door dash person and I
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: see the I see the notification come on. And I
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: always thought it was just like one of those things
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: they just like an auto blast thing. Please make sure
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: the outside lights. Now the lights are always on. They
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: come on automatically at our house, like at a certain time.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: They're said on a timer. But I guess, like that's
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: a big thing with the food delivery stuff, is that
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: people don't turn the lights on. It's pitch black. They
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: can't see where they're going. People are, you know, messy,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: so they have crap all over the place. They're tripping
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: on kids toys or scooter that's like sitting on the ground.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: They can't see it. And yeah, so I guess turn
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: the lights on, you know, do right by your your
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: door or your delivery person.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: I so I know everything about Tyler's life. So he did.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: He did want to bang Tyler. Tyler Thymas got his
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: hands up in the air like this, Tyler. Uh, he
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: did do the Amazon delivery as well, on top of
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: being a Lids manager. Did you deliver stuff at night
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: or was it only during the day.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 10: I delivered it during the day in the wee hours
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 10: of the morning, at night, basically whenever it needed to
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 10: be there, I would drop it off.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I guess since now we're talking about Tyler,
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: let's just get it all out of the way.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: Tyler, let's just get.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: It out of the way. Gina. Gina has an observation.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Okay, Okay, I Tyler, I am a
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: certified Tyler lover.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah she does.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: I talk about you all the time behind your back,
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: and it's always good.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: So no offense.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 4: But but Tyler, just from the stuff that I've that
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: you've revealed about yourself, you are like the male equivalent of.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: A basic bitch. Okay, like the Lids thing. You work
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: at manager, you love.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: Fast and furious, you wear lots of sports jerseys, you know,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: every sports stat you get drunk and licked toes and
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: then say you didn't.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: Massive and furious. He's gonna he's gonna disappear for a
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: week when the new g t a right exactly.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: He likes Pokemon. Oh and he does a finger skating
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: like the tech deck.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about and matter if I here
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: get out of that studio coming this one dude, that
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: tech deck.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even were I saw a video of a
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: guy doing this and I thought.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: It was a joke. I wasn't even aware this is
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: a real thing. So I remember I get one point
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: maybe as a kid where like I saw it, right
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: and I thought that was just something like it was
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: like a kid's toy, wet. I didn't realize there are
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: people doing this legitimately.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: So like decades they get sponsor.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: No, okay, so not everybody wants what is it called
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: tech deck? Tech deck? Yeah? So what it is are
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: these little have you seen the little finger skateboards? They're
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: like targeting. Yeah, so you put your fingers on the
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: skateboard and you make it do tricks and they have
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: different You've seen this right, Sea Mass oh yeah, they
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: had my meta glasses. They had a little course you
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: could do it on. You're you're a tech decker.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 10: I haven't done the tricks with my fingers in a
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 10: long time.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, how many boards?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: Probably fifty?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: You have hot wheels too?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: No, ok why and how did you get into this?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: It was so dark when I was like maybe ten,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: and it just kind of stuck.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: Because actual skateboarding is too much effort.
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  Speaker 10: I'm a terrible skateboarder. I don't write. No, I'm a
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 10: terrible skateboarder, Like, I don't know, just something. I like
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 10: the designs on the boards. I thought they look cool.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: Have you have you seen it?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 6: Morgan the skateboard thing fingers and I played with that
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 6: when I was like sick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is designed for little kids for like a
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: week and then yeah, yeah there's the.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Videos are on social media.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: These are adults. They have little mini Okay. It's like magic,
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: Like I think Magic's cool, okay, right when you see
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Magic the card game, the actual magic. Yeah, but it's
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: it's like anything else that's like kind of like silly
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: and what okay made you know it's not real? You know,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: there's like a trick to it right, you know, or like, uh,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: you know what this is like the little mini skateboarding
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: finger through tech deck This is.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 5: Like hobby horses, those girls that write.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with any of it. Where I find it
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: starts crossing over to weird to me is when people
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: take it so seriously. It's the seriousness by which people
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: like they're real serious tech deckers. Yeah, they're real serious,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: you know, like the people are just like crazy serious
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: on the magic thing. Like it's like to me that
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: bowling like serious bowlers, while you are serious balling like
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: bowling is supposed to be. You know, you have you know,
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: you're drinking beer in bottles shaped like bowling pins, and
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: you're hanging out with your friends. But like the people
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: who take it real, real serious.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 7: Well, I guess if you're really good, you would want
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 7: to take it seriously.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's got?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, Tyler, my question for you is you have
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 7: fifty of these now when you when you take it
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 7: out to I guess play with are you? Is it
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 7: more of like a fidget thing like fidget spinners, but
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 7: you have your skateboard or you're like, let's play with these,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 7: let's get down.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: What's my course, this is definitely fidget thing. Are you
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: giving that goofy finger? I think it was more like
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: what was the other one, Like I don't straight foot?
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: Where do you keep on this trash?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 10: I have it in a box put away and yeah
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 10: regular footed, regular foot.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah I wasn't goofy foot, but I mean fingered.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 10: The only thing I would do is like I would
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 10: take out and like I would switch up the wheels
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 10: every now and then, like stuff to pass there something
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 10: like tools are so cute, they're so annoying to use.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, Tyler.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: The weird thing about this is it makes me somehow
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 4: love you specifically more like you can't hate Tyler.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah she's not hating. I know it sounds like it.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 5: You can't hate a special.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: It's pretty I mean, if if I guess, it's fair,
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: like if a woman is basic for Stanley, you know.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: Basic means you will go with the most basic, popular
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: option and don't and you have no thoughts originality in
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: your brain.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: You just go for what everyone else is doing. But
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: what's what's the what's the basic dude version? Like there's
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: basicly like you know this would be he's the low
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: class basic.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: But he's sitting a lot of right he is. He
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: has a cliche.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: He is what did he do?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: He bought a truck for what reason? Because he actually
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: does truck things?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: That was that was a mistakes?
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: Why call him dumbas tollers? He's saying six That's how
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: he got the nickname. He's a very he's a big
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: loud mouth about sports. But when it comes down to
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: actually putting his money where his mouth and he's his
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: he's no better than random chick in the office.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Can't be right.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: So he's very basic in all that respect. But it's
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: lower class because he does lower class thing like he
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: enjoys fast and the furious g T A.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: D.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: It's all cool, yeah, okay, but it was Also he's
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: also kind of a suspended adolescent sort of thing too.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 4: What's a high class version?
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: Well or middle class version is going to be the
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: So like like like Sammy is the middle class basic bitch.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: She likes things that middle class ladies love. Okay, Stanley
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: mug you know all of her like her. She's into
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: like the most boring mainstream sha Hallmark movies, country pop,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: country music. She loves all the middle of the road,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: middle class stuff.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, Sammy or did anybody else on
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: the on the show? Notice that on the side of
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: our building now it says Hallmark Media. Like you know
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: how they put names of companies on you.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 5: They brought a bunch of merch downstairs.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: What, Jimmy, why are you still here?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: I mean like it's Homemark inner building.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, they might be.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: I guess so the Simpsons are on the third floor.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: They do a lot of work for the Simpsons on
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: the third floor, and then I guess Hallmark Media moved there.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 5: No, I haven't seen this. I'm going to investigate today.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: So the basic bro for for the more standard middle
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: class version would be would be like into uh, you
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: know it wants to be like a finance investor, tech bros.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: Trades, you know, loves used to dudes. Crypto? Would that be?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: Which which category is the crypto? Definitely in crypto.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: Obsession, right, you have to you have to know just
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: a tiny bit about crypto and be completely oblivious, much
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: like he is with sports, like but no enough to
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: say no, enough to put your foot in your mouth,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: enough to be right?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: How about like CrossFit? Yes, that's a perfect fit.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: Basic bro, We're just golf fit in golf is that's
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: the middle class basic exactly, just golf.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: Where's the disc golf? That was Tyler? It's lower.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: Disc golf dis goes into stoner slash hippiness.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: Which our categories is lower, right, yeah, lower, but it's
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: also a branch off to the side once removed. He's
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: he's like, he's just like the thirty thirty thousand dollars
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: a year basic brokay and he watches it's funny here
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: three one, four, texting over that you can even get
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: shoes for your fingers. That is so gay. I'm not
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: doing that, but that I don't think that's so.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the tech Tag version though.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's the Hot Wheels version.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 3: Assume Yeah, those sell those at seven eleven.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hell yeah, there's different versions.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Are you skateboarding with your fingers? Yeah, it's all the.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: Same, thank you, but yeah, yeah, but no different.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: That's mega door. He try to break it down into.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying tech Tag is the original originator, and
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: then there's like other people that try to make versions
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 10: I pre ordered the Tony Hawk remake because it came
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 10: with the skateboard. I'm just waiting for him to sign it.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: Nice great question on the text, Sea Bass. We got
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: to categorize another basic dude thing, cyber truck. Well, cyber truck.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: It's actually the most think about what I said earlier,
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: what's the most common, easy, popular, go to thing.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: That's what basic people do. That's why they're basic. The
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: most common easy thing these days is to hate on
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: cyber trucks.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: So you're high end basic people.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: There's a certain there's a certainly of the people. If
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: you do like a psychological profile or like just a
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: general profile like FBI does for you know, like of
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: pru By cyber trucks, I would think it would be browie.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: It's Broie, basic broa. It's just it's just easy, right,
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: It's easy.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: Easy commentary for people. Sure, it's easy to hate on
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: dudes finger finger blasting skateboard.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: You guys are you do have a point in that.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: I would be if let's just say cyber truck owner,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: you'd throw him more into that tech bro crypto bro
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: side of things.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, Like can he at least be a high end
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: basic bro.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's just based on the cost of
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: a cyber truck. I would say that would be more
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: of like the high.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: High side, right, the basic the Basic bro low scale
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: is the Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger owner. These guys who
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: can't afford a real sports car like the actual Basic
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: Bro wash so they get my little starter car and
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: the cat. But yeah, to give you eyes all credit
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: the cyber truck, it's on. It's a splinter. It's like,
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like disc golf. It's off in the
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: tech engineering sort of side of things.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: Right. Well, Tyler, we love you. If you don't know
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: anything more about Tyler, I'll let you know. Although Jenn
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't have an obsession with you, Menace has an obsession.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, any opportunity that Menace.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like he always has you
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: absolutely top of mind. Yeah, Tyler, it's like when someone's
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: smitten with, like they got a crush on someone like
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: you hear your kids like you get up. Well, I
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: don't know who this kid is, but certainly she's got
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: a crush on them.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 3: I think as much as we want to say that
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: he's a basic bitch, I think he's actually an interesting
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 3: person that has like all these different, uh things that
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 3: we can talk about in his life.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: He's a character.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 3: Character, you know, he has all these He has like
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: five different brothers. He he was homeschooled.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: He he worked.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: He worked on a little league team and never played
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: little league ever. He was a manager of a little
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: league team, but he never even played one game.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: And is a freaking life like way that people always entered,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, you know, put into their conversation about
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: how they CrossFit or they're a vegan, the right kind
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: of thing. There's your thing, like you can always tie
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: it back to Tyl.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 5: How many chicks have you taken him on?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've gone in Vegas so many times.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: There's a dozen trips and only one room for every trip.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: It's just nice to feel no pillow separation either. Right,
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: This is no, I think the funniest text. There are
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: a few the funniest texts we've gotten in reply to
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: Gena's observation about dumbass Tyler being the basic bitch of
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: dudes because he was a manager at Lidd's. Yeah, you know,
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: he loves fast and furious. It turns out he's into
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: fingerboarding the yeah tech decks, you know, like, yeah, he's
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: the basic bitch of dudes. Somebody on the text says, Damn,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: y'all just stepped all over Tyler's d and dried up
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: a good portion of these girls that were wanting to
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: meet him for a date because of his love for
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: tech deck on that there has to be tech de
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: groupies out there, right, But my, my, my favorite one
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: that we got, well, I can't find it over there.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: We're all caps.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: It says, you guys just saying this to Tyler because
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: he's black.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 8: That's true, he's.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: The black guy. I didn't know he was the black guy.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't Tyler. I had no idea. I mean, you
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: know what, I guess. You can't judge a book by
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: its cover. That's right. I would I would. I would
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: have never guessed. You know what, I would have never know?
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: Like one of your parents is black? Neither of them are.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 10: But okay, weird things happen, man, Yeah, miracles happen every day.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: God. I think if anybody here should be offended, should
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: be Vaughn. Yeah. He's like the actual, the actual black
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: member of the Woody Show and he can't even get
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: the credit for being the black guy. My favorite text was, damn, on,
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: does Tyler wear a helmet one using a tech Yeah,
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to fall and hurt yourself to you, Yeah,
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: it's like we wear a helmet when I'm doing it outside. Yeah,
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: it's like you know, Greg being on a scooter or
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 1: you know, something like that. You want to make sure. Man,
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: you know, your brain scrambled from tech decing, would wear
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: the helmet all the time. What does the helmet have
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with the tech decking? What are you saying?
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 1: Causation correlations? Right, yeah, just the quinky dink oh man, sorry,
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: even boards laughing and was on board with the Pokemon
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, bracelets. He also we didn't bring up even
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: he's laughing at the tech deck here's the thing, and
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: you're a skateboarder board Yeah yeah, so the tech deck
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: and thoughts cool not cool?
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 8: Be honest, I don't think it's cool to play with them.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 8: I have like one because it's a Jason Lee stereo skateboard.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 8: I like the design.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, not really.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 8: But that's the difference with like, I like things because
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 8: I think they're cool to me. I think Tyler believes
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 8: that everything he likes makes him cool.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 4: That's the basic element difference that's.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: What it is. Shot. He's never don't start with his
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: baseball card collection. That's it. It never stops baseball. Baseball
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: card collection doesn't stand out as goofy to me. Basic, No, no, no,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: he it's not like he just has a collection.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: He's like, you know, he's getting boxes and pulling decks.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of thing.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: It's adorable because tis doing it.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: Eight seven Woody, dude, seriously love you man. You guys
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 1: sit here my own business. Yeah I know that, I said, Man,
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: just we have too many topics that I'll just you
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: just random attack. Yeah I can, I guess so, dude,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: just getting Rochambeau like just one after the other, just
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: kicked right in the nuts. On any given day. We
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: always say, like on this show, any given day, it
• 1:57:38
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• 1:57:40
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