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FULL SHOW: Sayoonara, Suckas · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Big Show!
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  Speaker 5: Oh, g'day, you mad bass. It's great to have your
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  Speaker 5: company this Friday afternoon. It is the 2nd of October, 2026.
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  Speaker 5: And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show,
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  Speaker 5: brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
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  Speaker 1: away Reburger today.
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  Speaker 3: Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: G'day, Mogey, you stallion. How's life?
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  Speaker 3: Go, Brugressa, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.
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  Speaker 3: What a day. What an occasion.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Friday going into a weekend is always good, but Friday
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  Speaker 3: going into two weeks off, are you back boned?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man. Very excited about that.
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  Speaker 3: Holy.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I don't even want to think about it, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Keezy, you're glowing.
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  Speaker 1: Just eyes on the prize right now, which is three
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  Speaker 1: hours of quality radio. Am I glowing?
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  Speaker 3: You are. I've never seen you look so happy and thrilled.
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  Speaker 4: Totally, man. That's true. Really?
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  Speaker 3: That's true. It's Japan, man, because you went to Europe
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  Speaker 3: last year.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I think you're even more thrilled this time.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe. I think it's just been a long year, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: It has been a long year. You're right.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a very, very long year.
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  Speaker 3: Nine months so far.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of good content. You know, every
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  Speaker 1: day we're in here dumping out our purse of chat.
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  Speaker 1: So to go away for a couple of weeks and
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  Speaker 1: sort of refill it again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm stoked.
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  Speaker 1: Jase, you look amazing today.
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  Speaker 4: With great overseas tails.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, because everyone loves hearing about that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. Yeah, thanks, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a new jacket?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: But I tell you what, my wife washed it for
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  Speaker 5: me because she said that jacket is filthy. A delicate
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  Speaker 5: wash in the washing machine there, Mogi, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: And then you just dry it on a hanger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe that's why it looks new, perhaps.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's not filthy.
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  Speaker 4: It's not filthy. Covered in hoit filth.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a camo jacket the first
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  Speaker 1: time I saw it. Because it's like camo colour.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it was just stains.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just filth. Hey, what's coming up on
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  Speaker 4: the show, fellas? What's happening on The Big Show with
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  Speaker 4: Old Moby?
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  Speaker 3: Well, later on today, we'll have Jesse Griffin in the
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  Speaker 3: studio to have a chat with us. He's a writer,
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  Speaker 3: he's an actor, he's a comedian, he's a director, and
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  Speaker 3: he'll be talking to us about his short film, Lucky Luke. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff. This is the Show Me Short Festival, which
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  Speaker 3: is starting next week. Throbber Friday, fellas. Throbber Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yes. Woo!
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  Speaker 3: Exciting stuff. This is a big one today because you
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  Speaker 3: guys have got two weeks off, of course. No chance
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  Speaker 3: to extend, you know, or to catch up to me
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  Speaker 3: out the front there. Jase, you're lagging seriously behind. So
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot on this one. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: tension in here today. But coming up next, Horty J
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  Speaker 3: saw an amazing thing in his travels through Auckland CBD.
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  Speaker 3: A man and a dog. Yeah, man. And a bent spine.
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  Speaker 1: Are we starting with that, are we?
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  Speaker 4: And an upright tale.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have to?
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  Speaker 4: Here's Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 5: Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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  Speaker 5: Friday afternoon. The time is 11 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: And fellas, I saw something today which quite frankly disgusted me.
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  Speaker 4: It was during my morning perambulations around the city.
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  Speaker 1: How does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: And I was in a place called Elliott Street, for
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  Speaker 5: people that don't know, it's a very sort of.
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  Speaker 5: Popular kind of area in the CBD. A lot of
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  Speaker 5: people go onto Elliott Street.
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  Speaker 1: Elliott Street's one of those ones where it's mostly for walking.
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  Speaker 5: It's mostly for walking and shops and food, et cetera,
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  Speaker 5: et cetera. And that's where I go every day. Well,
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  Speaker 5: there's a plaza there, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 1: A plaza you can drive down. But to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: the only ones driving down, they'd be like delivery vehicles
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  Speaker 1: and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It actually annoys me that they can drive down there.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm often having to go, you know, and go, oh,
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  Speaker 5: because I get a little toot behind me. And I
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  Speaker 5: forget that you can drive down there. But anyway, that's
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  Speaker 5: not the nature of my concern.
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  Speaker 3: Thank goodness.
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  Speaker 5: I was walking along today where the pedestrians walk, right
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  Speaker 5: next to the shops, and there was an older guy
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  Speaker 5: and he had a very old Labrador. I've got a
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  Speaker 5: certain fondness for the Labrador. They're a very mild and
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  Speaker 5: gentle kind of creature by nature.
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  Speaker 3: A fine companion. A companion, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, as you mentioned at the top of the show there, Mogi,
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  Speaker 5: it started doing the old bent back, bent spine.
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  Speaker 3: It's seated supine in nature?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of tail up in the air. Bit of a.
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  Speaker 3: Question mark to the spine there.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I went, oh, here we go. That's a bit
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  Speaker 4: embarrassing for the owner.
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  Speaker 1: So did you stop and say, here we go?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: I was a little way away. I was maybe 50
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  Speaker 5: metres away.
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  Speaker 1: And so you ran over.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, this lovely old Labrador proceeded to do a huge steamer.
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  Speaker 5: Onto the pavement there. And I was like, oh, God,
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  Speaker 5: that's embarrassing. Like if I was the owner, I would
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  Speaker 5: be embarrassed by that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I went, oh, you know, you can't help it.
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  Speaker 5: It's an old dog and it probably couldn't, you know,
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  Speaker 5: had to go.
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  Speaker 4: You know how you guys get.
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  Speaker 1: You old dogs.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, what disgusted me about it was that this guy,
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  Speaker 5: having seen what had happened, he was standing there waiting
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  Speaker 5: while he backed it out. Then proceeded to just walk
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  Speaker 5: away and just leave it there.
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  Speaker 3: The dog or the guy?
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  Speaker 4: Both of them. They just walked away. He didn't pick
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  Speaker 4: it up.
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  Speaker 1: The dog didn't pick it up?
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  Speaker 4: The dog didn't pick it up, nor did the old fella.
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  Speaker 4: They just walked off.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, now that is unacceptable. And it
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  Speaker 5: was in an area where everyone walked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a very downtown commercial area.
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  Speaker 4: Very much so.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like you cannot let your dog do a
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  Speaker 5: massive dump on the pavement in a busy thoroughfare and
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  Speaker 5: then just walk off.
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  Speaker 3: Old man, old dog, you know. Maybe he's just thinking
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  Speaker 3: to himself, I've picked up enough. Maybe he thinks if
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  Speaker 3: I bend over to pick this up, I'm never standing
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  Speaker 3: up again.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was a heavy bastard. So, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: it could have been.
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  Speaker 5: But look, I live next to a park and every
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  Speaker 5: now and then I see, you know, dog owners and
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  Speaker 5: their dogs, they'll do a.
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  Speaker 4: Poo on the grass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Not generally where people walk.
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  Speaker 5: And I go.
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  Speaker 4: Most of them pick it up, not all of them.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm less concerned about that. But this was in
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  Speaker 5: a thoroughfare where people walk.
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  Speaker 3: There is something about seeing a grogan, a fresh one
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it was fresh.
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  Speaker 3: Freshly baked on concrete. There's something about that. It doesn't
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  Speaker 3: quite make sense. It seems wrong. Yes. But at the
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  Speaker 3: same time, it is part of the food chain. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not eating it. The next downpour, though, it'll get
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  Speaker 3: washed into a sewer, it'll be out in the ocean,
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  Speaker 3: and the fish will be hooking into it. I just
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  Speaker 3: think it's perfectly, to me, it's natural to see a
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  Speaker 3: steamer on a footpath or on a bit of grass.
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  Speaker 3: A dog's got to do what a dog's got to do.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how about this? We'll get people to text
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  Speaker 1: in 3483. Who's on a footpath? Should you pick it up,
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  Speaker 1: yes or no?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Dog poos.
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  Speaker 4: Dog poo.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, dog poo, whatever. Every text in the drawer
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  Speaker 1: for 50 bucks worth of Reburger. When we come back,
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  Speaker 1: we'll delve into this issue.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 6: Further.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff. In the meantime, here's Stone Temple Pilots.
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  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 5: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Hodaki Big
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  Speaker 5: Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.22 and we're
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  Speaker 5: talking dog steamers.
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  Speaker 4: I was walking in the CV.
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  Speaker 5: In the CBD this morning, there was an old Labrador,
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  Speaker 5: an old fella, and the Labrador did a steamer right
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  Speaker 5: on the pavement and then proceeded to walk off without
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  Speaker 5: picking it up.
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  Speaker 3: I was disgusted.
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  Speaker 4: And then, Jase, you were fuming.
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  Speaker 1: You said, hey, I know, let's start the show with this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, because I was that livid about it.
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  Speaker 1: This is a hot topic.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, the texts are flying in on 3483.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's funny, isn't it, because they really are. There's
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  Speaker 3: dozens and dozens and dozens of texts. People are passionate
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  Speaker 3: about it, and there's, you know, you think most people
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  Speaker 3: would be on the page of, you've got to pick
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  Speaker 3: it up. Of course. There's a hell of a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people here that don't agree with that.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I'm genuinely surprised by that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this person here said they witnessed a dog do
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  Speaker 1: a turd on, sorry, I can't believe we're doing this,
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  Speaker 1: a walking track by Arrowtown River. The owner went to
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  Speaker 1: the car, assumed they were getting a bag. No, they
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  Speaker 1: kept on walking. So I picked up the grogan and
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  Speaker 1: put it on his passenger seat.
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  Speaker 3: Very satisfying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 1: You could have done something like that. You could have
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  Speaker 1: followed him around. And then, like, when he sat down
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, giving him the.
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  Speaker 3: Put it underneath his chair.
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  Speaker 4: Just picked it up with my hand keys here. Is
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  Speaker 4: that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good text here as well. And people
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: say radio is dead.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's a fair comment.
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  Speaker 3: People love this.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they do. Proven wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So what I thought I'd do here, fellas, just so
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  Speaker 1: that people listening can get an understanding of where their
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  Speaker 1: dogs can and can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I've written a list of places, and I'll say the place.
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  Speaker 1: You guys tell me if it's acceptable for the dog
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  Speaker 1: to go poos there.
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  Speaker 4: And not pick it up?
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: And not pick it up.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so busy thoroughfare in the CBD.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine with it.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay. On the beach.
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  Speaker 3: That is the one place. I think it's the presence
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  Speaker 3: of bare feet. And it can be hidden. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I think once you get in between your toes, I've
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  Speaker 3: got an issue with that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm all G with that.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so you're all G with the beach.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Walking over a crosswalk, like you've stopped in your car
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  Speaker 1: in an taking his dog across the crosswalk. Are you
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  Speaker 1: okay with him just to leave it because it'll be
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: less time that you're sitting there waiting?
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  Speaker 3: It's a good question, Keezy, because you're a forced audience there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all for it. I'm all for that. I think
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  Speaker 3: that's good stuff. I think it's good stuff. I remember
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  Speaker 3: watching a couple of dogs there. We were following a.
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  Speaker 3: Slight detour here, but my mother and I were driving
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  Speaker 3: somewhere or other and we were stuck behind a ute
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  Speaker 3: and on the back of the ute were two dogs
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  Speaker 3: and they were making love. Oh, wow. So that was
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  Speaker 3: quite a conversation between my mother and I. I was
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  Speaker 3: about 10. Yeah. And you just couldn't, I can still
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  Speaker 3: see it now as I sit here. Lucky bastard.
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  Speaker 4: I have no issue with that.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so you don't mind the crosswalk?
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: I do mind the crosswalk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the dogs.
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  Speaker 4: I was referring to the dogs making love. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, In a mall. Someone's got a dog in a
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  Speaker 1: mall and it does a steamer in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the mall.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, they've got people for that, so I'm okay
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  Speaker 4: with that.
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  Speaker 1: So you're okay with that, but you.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: Bogey? Yes, but not on an escalator.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Because it'll, you know, it'll melt it. Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: We get it. Okay, so you're both okay with the mall.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But not on an escalator.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just also say, on the other side of
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  Speaker 5: this very hot topic, that I'm not a fan of
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  Speaker 5: the plastic bag.
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  Speaker 3: Picking up of poo.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be a degradable bag.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise it makes no sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What about the backseat of your car? You've got a
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  Speaker 1: dog in the backseat.
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  Speaker 4: It happened plenty of times.
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay with it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fine.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: You love it? This last one here that Mogi's written
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: down on Jase's chest.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: Is it a bear chest?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Giga Little on Radio Hauraki. Let's see who wants to
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  Speaker 2: hear the roar of the encore.
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: Cheers to Super Liquor. We've talked about this quite a lot, actually, fellas.
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: It's not cheap. Go to a gig. You know what
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 5: There's some pretty out there prices I've noticed when I've
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: investigated going to various things. So $ 250 cash, very handy indeed,
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: me thinks.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly is, Jase. It's all thanks to our mates at
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Super Liquor who are keen to get people gigging once again.
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  Speaker 1: All you have to do is listen out for the
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  Speaker 1: roar of the encore and then call 0800 HODUCKY.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Jacob,
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  Speaker 4: you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, not too bad, thanks.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: And yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good, thanks, Jacob. What are your plans for your
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: Friday Arvo and night, mate?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, a few bibbies tonight and then probably fall asleep
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  Speaker 3: on the couch by about nine o'clock, I'd say. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust, Jacob? I'm a carpenter. Oh, yes, backbone.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jacob, you into going to gigs, man?
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love going to gigs.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Nothing better in life.
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  Speaker 1: Any that you've got your.
• 13:01
  Speaker 7: Eye on, man?
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to go to the Foo Fighters.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, of course.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Are they here in January?
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  Speaker 6: January. Geez.
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  Speaker 5: A little while away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Geez.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you've got yourself $ 250 there, Jacob, so that'll help something.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: Much appreciated. Good on you, mate.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: You hold the line there, Jacob, and old Pugsan will
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  Speaker 1: help you out, all right? awesome cheers fellas thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: Thanks mate he's a polite young fella wasn't he.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Very lovely fella yes until he gets a few beers
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: in him yeah then he goes psycho absolute psycho I've
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: got a long list fellas of gigs I want to
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: go to and now the Foo Fighters there don't know
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: man I want to see Kaleo they're coming up I've
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: seen them before great rock band out of like Sweden
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: or Norway or something they're great got my old mates
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: A Perfect Circle that I've never seen before and I'm
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: desperate to see And then Queens of the Stone Age
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: are also playing as well. Unbelievable. One of the best
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: live gigs. That last one was one of the best
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: acts I've ever seen. Just going to have to buy them,
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: aren't I?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: What was your first ever gig?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: John Farnham.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, the voice.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: John Farnham at a winery over near the Hawke's Bay there.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: How old were you then?
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Like 15?
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Like 11.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: 11?
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Farnsey. Dire Straits.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad first gig.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I hated it. Yeah, of course.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: My first gig was UB40 live at the Rotorua International Stadium.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, how good. Was you too?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Yumi 40.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: Was U2 with them? I remember them touring together.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: That would have been about 20 years earlier, I'd imagine.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, maybe.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this was when I was about eight, so
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: like in 1999 or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: the first time I ever smelt marijuana.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, what's that smell, Mum?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Really loudly, and then the people near us laughed.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha. Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Off your head because it went up the
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: snozz there.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, here we go, honker joke.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: It went up the snozz there. It certainly did. Big
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: cheers to Super Liquor and cheers to gigs, eh, fellas?
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, mate.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: God, imagine this live.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Be pretty good here, Sheehan.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: The exponents there on the Hodaki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: The time is 4.44. Fellas, let's talk TV. What's on
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah!
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yes. Sorry, fellas, I just watched another episode of Slow Horses.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I can't help myself. Apple TV, Gary Oldman in a
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: British spy sort of a set-up. There is some really
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: ludicrous stuff in this season, which is annoying. For example...
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Running away from people that are trying to kill you, right?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: They're trying to get you in a car. So where
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: do you run?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Down a narrow alleyway.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I know, straight down the middle of the road.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that always annoys me in movies when that happens.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Don't go somewhere the car can't go. Go somewhere that's
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: built for the car. So just stupid things like that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, also absolutely brilliant. Even when
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: it's bad, it's still better than everything else on TV. Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Giddle in you. Apple TV.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to. I just can't seem to.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Get on the bloody... So, Jase, you're saying you're trying to.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: What have you done? So, for the listeners, Jase can't
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: log into his Apple TV account for some reason, but
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: the payments are going out.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Yes. What have you done?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I told my wife about this last night.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Point of sale.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: She found it very funny.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I would have sorted this within 10 minutes.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: It's not even an automatic payment. It's like point of
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: sale payment.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Well, exactly. Also... It's in my wife's name. She's the one.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: It's her account, apparently. So we tried to do it
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: through there, scanning codes, doing all. It just would not work.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: So you've put her email address in.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And then said, hey, I've forgotten my password.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: And then they sent you another one, and you couldn't
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: reset it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: It just wouldn't work. I don't know why, man.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Fellas, I'm a little bit light on the TV chat today, too,
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: because we did the sort of Samsung shuffle. which is
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: basically where you just go through, because there's like seven
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: movie channels on Samsung.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: You just flick between them.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I did manage to catch the last 20 minutes of Sheena,
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: which is pretty good.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Which is the 80s movie.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Is that the climax, is it?
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a full climax. It's great stuff.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, I need some recommendations for, like back, A
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago, you could have the Netflix app
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: on your laptop, and that would allow you to download
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: stuff onto your laptop so you could watch it in
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: full size on a laptop and save it offline for
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: when you're flying or whatever.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Can you not?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: No, you can on your phone.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Phone, yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: You know, but that's tiny.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: See, so this is weird. I can do that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, I can't log into Apple TV, but I
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: can do what you just mentioned, Keezy.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: On the laptop. No, you cannot.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I reckon if you gave me your phone right now...
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Can you download Apple TV on that phone?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I don't, probably.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: And then you tell me your wife's email address and
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: give me your credit card numbers. I reckon I could
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: sort it out for you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Well, you don't need my credit card because it's going
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: out one way or the other.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it'll help.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: It'll help.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Four buzzies out of five.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Douche, douche.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: What is the Friday Throbber?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Well, all three of the fellows in the studio here,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: we each pick a song to kick your Friday night off.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Then you give us a call on 0800 HAURAKI and
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: tell us which song you'd like.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: First to two wins.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we keep score as well.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: We do.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know why we bother anymore, but yes, we
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: do keep score.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason we bother Jase is because Mogi's winning
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: at the moment, right? He's won the most. And you're
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: losing massively.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Right. Well, yes.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It's more to track who's losing than it is to
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: track who's winning.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Because remember last year I went on one of the
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: most horrific dry spells in the history of radio.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Was it like 26 weeks in a row?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's double. Okay, cool.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: But whatever it was, it was terrible.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Who wants to go first today?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I think you should, Keezy. Okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go first.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: Um.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize how short this song was.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: But I was listening to it on the way to work,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: and it's an oldie, but it's a goodie. Give me
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a ticket for an airplane.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Ain't got time to take a fast train. Lonely days
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: are gone.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: I'm going home.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: The box tops. It's a letter.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: A chick wrote him a letter.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: He wrote a song.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: How good.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Remember that ad, Mogi? Dear John?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: One of the greatest ads of all time. It was.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: One of the great ads.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I went for a legend.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: I love this song.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Look at Pugs. He's just fuming.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because he wants to play Chemical Brothers.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you. I don't think I've ever
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: heard that song in my life.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Moon Age Daydream. That's probably one of my favorite David
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Bowie songs.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: That's a good tune. That's a great tune, Pugs.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Hopefully Mogi doesn't pick a real intense song.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just went with a throbber.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is the start of the song. Hang on
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a sec. Here we go.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: For shallow years in the fray. Dreams are mainwinding through
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: my eyes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Through my eyes.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Spiders, their system of a down.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, man.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Absolute change.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Great stuff.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Well, you decide, New Zealand. Give us a call right
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: now on 0800 HODAC in the meantime. play a bit
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: of black keys, shall we?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Doge, doge.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Great stuff. Great stuff. The Friday Throbber as per every Friday.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Keezy kicked us off with a bit of old school music.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: That's right, the box tops, the letter.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: Give me a ticket for an airplane. Ain't got time
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: to take a fast train.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Lonely days are gone.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going home. My baby.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I love that song for some reason. It's a big tune.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Not a long tune, if I'm honest. So I won't
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: be super, you know, devastated if I don't win.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Neither.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Nah, Jase, your song rules. I've been thinking about choosing
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: this heaps of times.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Have you?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: David Bowie, Moon Age Daydream. Check this shit out.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I'm a space invader.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I'll be a rock and rolling bitch for you.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: So keep your mouth shut. I love that song.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I was actually watching him, the video of him performing
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: that song.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: God, he was off his head.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: He was, but he was brilliant, but my God.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: That's Ziggy Stardust.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Isn't it?
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, very much so. And Mogi went for... Oops.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That's my one still. Your one still.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Asterisk. Asterisk coming up.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Dreams are main winding through my heart.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: It's quiet.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: That's spiders.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, great stuff. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Paul,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you mad bastard. How's life?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: G'day, fellas. Yeah, not bad, mate.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Friday's here, you beauty. Yeah, good on you. I hear you, Paul.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: I hear you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: What are you running with there, Paul?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, you can sort of.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: See why Moggy's ahead, eh? Because he gets it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Paul, this guy gets it, eh, man?
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I knew as soon as I heard your voice that
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: you're the kind of guy that gets it, Paul.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Gotta get something. Good on you, Paul. Thanks, mate. Is
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: that Eric? It is. G'day, Eric, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty good.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, mate. How's the farm today, Eric?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's been a pretty wet day down.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Here in Southland.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you're a backbone, mate. What are you running with? Oh,
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: has to be a mogies one.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Too easy, eh, man?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, too easy.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Too easy.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Eric, man.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: You have a great afternoon.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Crank it up for the cows. They love this bastard.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so did you just win that?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty conclusively, I'd say. Oh, was it?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Let us know what you think of the Friday Throbber.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: 3483 every text in the draw for 50 bucks. Reburger.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Beautiful.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed. System of a downed spider. There is your
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Friday Throbber, fellas.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Another victory for Mogi.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Spiders. Oh, spiders. Yeah, there's lots of them.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's heaps of them. It's pretty creepy stuff, wasn't it?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Totally. Just looking at the scoreboard now, Mogi's way out
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: in front on 18 wins, man. Looks like you are
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: steering down the barrel of another win for 2026. You
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: never know.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Keezy, man. There's still plenty of time left.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you're going to get the next two weeks.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: That's true. Well, we've got Pugs on there. Yeah, but
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: that's what I mean. Dilly will try and stick his
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: helmet in there as well.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe. Because what?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm in second on 11 with an asterisk. The asterisk.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I can't even remember what it was for, to be honest, fellas.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: It's probably not even relevant. And, Jase, you are very
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: much in last place. Seven, two asterisks in. And a
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: small D. So for Jase to win the Friday Throbber,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you'd have to get 12 wins in a row. October's
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: here now, Jase.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: It's not looking likely. But then those three other things,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: they affect it as well. So I think it's closer
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: to 15.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I feel confident, fellas.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: I feel very, very confident.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Don't write me off just yet.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: By God.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Look, some text coming through on 3483. Feedback on the
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Friday Throbber. Hey, guys, time to rename the segment Mogi's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Friday Throbber.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Pretty much.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Mogi's has got drums at least. The others were shit.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Done you there, man. No, they haven't.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Keezy and Jace trying out to be on Coast FM.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: That would be my dream. Really? Yeah, totally, man.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Because we could very easily tee that up. It's like
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Keezy and Jace aren't even trying. It has to be
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: old Mogi for sure, so people are stoked. With old
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Kizzy and Hoodie.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe there's an element of Departure Lounge from like
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: 15 weeks ago.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Hey, now listen, if you entered into our draw for
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Trade Tested, make sure you have your phones on because
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: we're about to give that bastard away.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: $ 2, 500 worth of stuff. In the meantime, here's LMNOP. Thank you.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: She had there on the Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Hey fellas, I'd just like to remind any footy fans
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: out there, any rugby league fans that are going to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: be watching the grand final of the NRL. Roosters taking
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: on the Knights this Sunday at 9.30pm. If you're going
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to put a sneaky punt on, why not join Keezy's pot?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Download the Betcha app, jump into Bet Social, type in
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: the code BACKBONE, jump in there. Put some cash in.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Old Keezy will use his vast knowledge and experience to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: place just the best punts you've ever seen in your life,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and then we all get super rich. R18, bet responsibly, though,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: but get stuck in.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds good, Kizzy. I might get involved in that, actually.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You've said that so many times. You never do.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: I reckon the Knights are going to take it out.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Sentimental favourites, would you have to say?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I think so, yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, most of Australia surely is back in the Knights.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I think so because they're not like the Bulldogs. Their
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: fans aren't punishing. They're not a club that has ridiculous
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: salary caps like the Roosters. They haven't dominated for long
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: periods of time ever. I like the Knights as well.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I absolutely love the Knights, they're a town, they're a
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: town of battlers, whereas your eastern suburbs, which is where
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: the roosters come from, Bondi, very rich, it doesn't get,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: you know, the highest priced real estate in probably the
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: entire country, pretty snobby sort of a bastard area where,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: you know, Newcastle's got nothing going for it at all,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: they die young, they work hard, they drink hard, all
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: that sort of stuff, so Yeah, all the very best
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: All the very best of them. I do worry. I
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: do worry about them, to be honest. I think they'll
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: get flogged. But, God, wouldn't it be a dream? Wouldn't
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: it be a story, a fairy tale ending to the
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: season to go from wooden spoon to title?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: That's a sports doco right.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: There, isn't it? It's great stuff. It's great stuff.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, coming up after six, Mogi, you want to place
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: an order for duty free.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Yes. Okay.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope your Friday evening's
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: absolutely going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: brought to you by Reburger.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: away Reburger today. Ah, that's really quite yummy.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Hey, what are your plans tonight, Mogi?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Friday night.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Friday night at Mogey's Joint.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I think I'm probably going to go home because it's
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: daylight savings now, fellas, so I might get a bit
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: of light.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, you will.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: And going to start watching East of Eden, the new
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: series on Netflix.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I'm into it, mate.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: I'm into it. I'm very, very excited about that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not very into it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't surprise me. You watch the Country Calendar
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: or something?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the most watched TV show in New Zealand. I, fellas,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have got a self-tape audition to film straight after the show.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Do you need a hand?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Can we just watch?
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: No.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: No, you cannot. That's why I'm doing it after hours
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: in the private studio over there, which I've booked.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Give me some tips.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I've booked it as well, actually. I've booked the other
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: side of it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: What for?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Just to watch you.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: No, you don't even know how to book it. Only
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: one person can book it at a time. I know
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you're lying. So I'll be doing that. And then my
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: wife's just messaged me saying we're having halloumi again tonight.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: This time with falafel.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Are you just trying to get rid of the food
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: in your house since you're going away?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Well, no, we didn't have any halloumi.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, she went and bought halloumi.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: So she's gone out and bought halloumi.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Does she think you eat too much meat or something?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: No.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Last night I cooked halloumi so beautifully. She was literally like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: that's some of the best halloumi I've ever had.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: A number one over here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: And then she obviously was like, can we have that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: again tonight? And I was like, yep.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Best in the world, A number one. Yeah, don't believe it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Jase, what are you doing tonight?
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to watch East of Eden like Mogi. Absolutely.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: My wife will be into that too.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: She'll love her.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to be looking at sort of stops
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: along the way on the coast there in Australia.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: For your trip. Wasting your time, man.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: From a roadie. So, you know, that sort of stuff.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the spin-off from East of Eden, Eating
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: These Nuts?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: East of Eden.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: 4.9 buzzies. These nuts.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, System of a Down won the throbber, but
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: we're going to listen to it again.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Aerials.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Can't get too much.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Can't get enough?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Can't get too much of a good thing.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Tune in weekdays at.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Manic Street Preachers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: this Friday evening. Now, Mogi, we've waxed lyrical. haven't we,
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: about the fact that we're going overseas, Keezy and I.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Banging on. Yeah, banging on about it. Is there anything
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: that you'd like from the old Judy Free? Because I
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: know you like your perfumes, your ciggies, your spirits.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: It's a very interesting way to frame it, Jase, because
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: you've come on here now and you've sort of framed
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: it as if you're making this offer to me when
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I've had to beg you off air. for you to
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: even consider the idea that you would even get me
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: anything at all. You're talking about getting me a koala.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I'll definitely get you that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: A stuffed kangaroo and all that sort of thing. All
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I want, man, is a carton of darts. Okay, what flavour?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter to me, man.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no good darts. A carton of darts.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: And then three litres of spirits.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Any particular spirit?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Just spirits.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Just spirits. You know the ones, man.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Actually, they often have those good deals of three for
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: like 90 bucks or something.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Three for 300.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, three litres of spirits. Anything else?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: A lighter.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: A lighter, yes.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Isn't that probably the limit?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: And an ashtray.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they have ashtrays. I could get
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: one from the lounge. What about any perfumes?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I could do with a perfume, actually. They're really expensive,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: but that's all good. I don't know.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Cool Charm.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Cool Charm. Thank you.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Cool Charm. Yeah, some Cool Charm. Good stuff. Keezy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: What?
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: No, I'm all good.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I'm also going through the International Airport, man.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're going over there, and I'm pretty keen
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: for some Japanese whiskeys. Right. So if I can get
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: three litres of that. Right. Okay.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Three litres.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: What, do I have to? You're already getting three liters.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Of stuff from Jack's.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not going to be whiskey. That's going
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: to be hard body gin.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Well, to be honest, Moggy, if I'm getting duty-free Japanese whiskey,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it'll have to be when I'm on the Japanese side,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and I'd rather not deal with that during the flight.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I'd rather just pick it up from Auckland here once
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: we fly back.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: But I know that you get to the airport really early.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: So you have time. You just make time. I mean,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: you've got two weeks off. The least you can do
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: is get me some Japanese whiskey while you're at it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I reckon.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Am I hearing this right?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm selfish. What's that about? What about this? Instead of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: just getting you some booze and some darts, which you
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: can get literally anywhere, right now in New Zealand, why
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: don't I– how about this? Why don't I keep an
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: eye out while I'm over in Japan there for like
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a really thoughtful, meaningful gift– that you can't just get
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: anywhere else.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, sure, like what?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Like maybe a hand-painted bowl or, like, you know, some
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: sort of– A kimono.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: A kimono.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I'll see if they– because I've brought back a kimono
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: before from overseas.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I've seen you. You got Pugs on something similar, and
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: it had the ass cut out of it. I don't
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: want one of those.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Well, no, that was a special order from Pugs. And, yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You don't want that?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I prefer, I mean, I love the idea of a bowl.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Speaking of things that I can't get in New Zealand,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: a bowl.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: A hand-painted, handmade Japanese bowl.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: What sort of things do they paint on it? I
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Dragons.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: That's China. Maybe a sakura tree, a cherry blossom tree
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Samurai?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: No, that's Thailand.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Thailand.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Bill Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Friday evening.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Fellas, it's been bloody exciting in the world of pastries
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and snacks. Today, Bakel's crowned the Supreme Sausage Roll Award.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, was it actually today, was it?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: It was 100% today. It was announced this morning on
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Radio Hauraki. The legendary sausage roll competition winners... The winner
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: is from Dairy Flat Bakery.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: In Auckland. They won the 2026 Bakel's Legendary Sausage Roll competition.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They were unanimous, the judges, that the Dairy Flat finished
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: three points ahead of second place. So they were completely unanimous.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Sold.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: This is the best sausage roll.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Now, Dairy Flat, that's north of Auckland, out towards like
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: sort of Walkworth.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So if you want to go and get one,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it's not like it's in the middle of town and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you can just swarm there. You're going to have to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: go on a bit of a roadie.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: What's pretty interesting, Keezy, is that they judged over 200
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: sausage rolls.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: That's right, 200.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: I wonder what does it say, what stood out about
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: this particular saucy roll?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, it says here, very yum.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: It says it tasted the best out of all of them.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Pat's Pies, who dominates the pie world and has done
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: for a couple of decades now, he came second at
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Tauranga there, and then third place was Nata Bakery in Wellington.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: But the exciting thing is that one of the listeners
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: now is going to win a sausage roll shout for
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: their workplace.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Bloody good. G'day, Kane, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good, thank you, Hoity J.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. You like a
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: saucy roll, do you, Kane?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've been known to have a saucy roll or
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: two in my time.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: You love them, eh? Yeah, good stuff, mate. So tell us,
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: what do you do for a crust?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I build spa pools, mate.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, right.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, Backbone.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Bloody hell. Are those like cedar round ones? These round
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: and square and they are cedar ones.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: They're not the soap ones you're looking for. Spa ones,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: spa pools, mate.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: We've talked to you before, haven't we? You work with
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: your old man?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: That's the one, mate. Yeah, Backbone.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what, Cain. You and your old
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: man are having a sausage roll shout on Hodaki, all right?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, awesome.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, guys.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Don't need him in the spa pool, mate. You'll ruin
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: the bastard.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, jeez. Good on you, Kane. You enjoy that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Thanks, mate.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Good stuff, fellas.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Backbone. Yeah, backbone.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: God, I could use a saucy roll right now. I
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: could use a spa. Actually, I might get one on
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: the way home.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: A spa? Yeah, and a saucy roll. Whoa.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: The Cure there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Friday evening. Now, Keezy and I are off for two weeks.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: In our place is going to be old Pugsan and
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Mogi doing the show. And we've got Pugs in the studio.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: G'day, Pugs. Ooh, it's Pugs.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Pugs on. Evening, fellas. Thanks for having me.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome. I guess the reason we've got you in, Pugs,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: is just so that we, well, to be honest, I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit, but the audience can sort of
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: understand what they can expect from you guys as a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: radio duo for the next two weeks.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Well, it's funny. We haven't agreed on a name, have we?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: We had a name previously. We're probably going to have
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: to work on that over the weekend. We've got a
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: lot of prep to do.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: So Pugs and myself will be in over the weekend
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: and just really brainstorming, Jase.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great stuff.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: A lot of brainstorming, a lot of ideas. You've just
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: got to. Well, you've got to give it some shape. Yes.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: It's all well and good to just, you know, sort
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: of fly through it, you know, send through a whole
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: bunch of disparate ideas and concepts and hope it can
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: cling together as some kind of show.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: But I think realistically we have to give it some
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: kind of structure, Pugs. Wouldn't you agree?
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I 100% would agree, Mogi. And so we've sort
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: of been carefully laying out some ideas. We've talked about,
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: you know, what the dynamic might look like. And, you know,
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: you asked me to.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's an audio situation. It doesn't really
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: matter how it looks.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, it was a turn of phrase, Jase. So
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: what the dynamic would sound like is what he meant. Yes.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: I know that's what he meant, but he didn't say that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Pugs, you'll have to work on that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: When you're on the radio. You'll need to do work
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: on that. Which one?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Because I noticed that you're talking visually in an audio media.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: That's right, because you do get seeing and hearing stuff
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: mixed up sometimes, so you'll just have to keep an
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: eye on that. And by that, I mean keep an
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: ear out for that. That was a little test.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Have you got any.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Have you got any examples of any ideas you've got
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: for us?
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean, as I say, we've been putting
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: a few things in our little chat there and working
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: out you know, what I might bring.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: To the show.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: So, for example, you know, talking about house sitting for
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Horty J over the weekend, you know.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Pugs is really excited about that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: You're not that fizzed on that idea?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. It's not that I'm not fizzed for it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: It's just that we're probably not going to have time.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: And I'd rather you didn't speak about that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: We've got two weeks. Well, yeah, Jason and I had
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: a chat about it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: I was just a little bit concerned that you might
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: be sort of dragging Jase's name down and sort of
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: bagging him, and that's not your place.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Right, no, you're right, you're right.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't drag him.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: We're not in a position to do that yet, Pats.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: That's one idea, so let's just put a line through
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: that one idea. Have you got any others?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, because it's Gagalittle time, Mogi, and obviously
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: we have to do the Daily Comp, so I thought
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: maybe we could talk about our favourite gigs.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit too earnest.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, that doesn't really suit them.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably want something funny. Yeah. I like the idea,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: but I mean, I guess if the structure is like
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: you get riding behind something you've seen and then I
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: just bag it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah, no, fair enough. That works.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Because what you've got to wrap your head around, Pugs,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: is you've got to think what's in it for the audience.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. And you haven't put that
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: particular idea through that lens.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Because if you're sitting in your car... And Pugs is
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: talking about his favourite gigs. As an audience member, you're thinking,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: why is he telling me this?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. Why do I care?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Well, maybe I can get a little bit more, like
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: share a little bit of myself with the audience. For example,
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: I'm meeting my brother-in-law for the first time next weekend.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not that relatable. There's some chat in that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: That's not very relatable. Well, there's this potential. If he's
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: sort of got a bully vibe to him, we'll find out,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: then it could be worthwhile. Yeah. Is that the vibe
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: you've got about him? Sure. More like a wacky hairdo
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Or do you reckon you could get someone to film
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: him pulling your pants down or something and then.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Downtrying you in front of the family.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: And then standing on the crotch area as you desperately
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: try to pull your shorts back up.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll work.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I can talk to him about that. And then we'll
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: play that footage on the radio. Hey, if we get
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it on the show, then sure.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what, it's sounding bloody good.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: The one thing I am looking forward to is the
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Pugsan Hour of Power.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Or the Yummy Boys hour of power. Because we're going
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: to have Dilly out in Studio B. And so I thought,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: because you've got to sort of work on your craft
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a little bit. So I just thought for the last hour,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: it's just you and Dilly.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: And you guys just go hammer and tongs there and
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I'll just go home.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't want to direct it or give us tips?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'll listen to it. I'll be at home
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: listening to it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Hey, it's a good opportunity, Pugs. It's a
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: good opportunity.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here you go.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Got to make the most of.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: It, eh?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: That's generous, Mogi.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I just sort of thought, man, it would
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: be a shame if we don't get to the back
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: end of this two weeks without you having something to
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: show for it, Pugs. What a great opportunity. Probably about time, eh?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: To be fair, no one gets to the back end
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: faster than Pugs, so I think it would be sweet.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's a big
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: show done and dusted for your Friday and indeed for
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: the week. And the disclaimer today, which is bonus material
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: we do every day.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: What's the clip there, Keezy?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: This clip is entitled Poem. And the podcast comes out
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: at 7.30 tonight. If you want to listen to it,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: search Hodaki Big Show, wherever you get your podcasts from.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Was why do I bother?
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm asking myself. That's what I'm asking myself
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: right now, to be honest.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: You were loving it, Jasey.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Poetry chat.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: That was an acrostic poem.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Mogi, you've already told me your plans.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: No, plans for the weekend, though. This is different. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: haven't told you the whole weekend.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: What's the weekend looking like?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, what is it? Oh, KZ, a little bit of work, man.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: A little bit of work, but also my wife... My
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: wife and daughter are going away for a week. They
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: leave on Sunday.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: So I've got an exciting weekend ahead of me there, fellas.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Grand final on Sunday night.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Probably watch that. And it's a Sunday night, though. It's
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: no good. I was really excited after that game last week,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: but Sunday night, 11 o'clock, whatever it is.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It kills you. Could you do a first thing Monday
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: morning watch?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: It is not. I was literally thinking about this this morning.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: It's not the same when you know it's not happening now.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: And when I know I can just check the score,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty bad about it. So, yeah, I'm looking forward
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: to a bloody ripper of a weekend.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, mate.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: How about you, Keezy? What are you up to this weekend, man?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Flying to Japan, sort of late Saturday night. Very excited
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: about that, fellas. And tomorrow I'm just continuing to pack
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: up my house because as soon as I get back
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: from Japan, I'm moving out.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So I'm sort of half packing for a trip, half
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: packing my house to get out of there.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What about you, Jase?
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Well, it's an interesting one, isn't it?
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I bet it isn't.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I guarantee it isn't.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I bet we'll get to the end of this.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Well, no, I'll do a bit of packing.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: We've got a fiercely early start on the Sunday, 7
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: o'clock flight, so my 18-year-old daughter will be loving that.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You'd want to get to the airport at about 3 a.m.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think about 3 is about right. And then
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: I'm off to Aussie on a big roadie.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: How good, man.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very good.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: But you take care out there. We'll be back in
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: two weeks. Mogi, enjoy your two weeks there with Pugsan.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: And we'll see you.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to whip his ass into shape to tell
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: you that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Give it a good old slapping. In the meantime, you
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: take care out there.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Don't slap his ass. You'll get in trouble.