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FULL SHOW: LIVE from Emerson's Brewery in Dunedin 2026! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The big show with Toledo's from work days to workouts.
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  Speaker 2: It'll fuel your.
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  Speaker 1: First welcome is it the det shines our biggest shot speaking.
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  Speaker 3: Nice on, get a your mad bastards. Great to have
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  Speaker 3: your company on this glorious day in beautiful Dnedan live
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  Speaker 3: from the Emerson's Brewery Bar. If you're down in the area,
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  Speaker 3: come on down and say good day to the felons
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  Speaker 3: because you're listening to the big show brought to you
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  Speaker 3: by Toledos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, old Lichlo brands are done. Toledo's is taking over.
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  Speaker 4: No nasties, no compromises.
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  Speaker 3: Toledo Ah, you're rock and roll, speaking of which he's back.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Old Mogie, you stell you and you
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  Speaker 3: had Donnie you Greek god?
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  Speaker 5: How are you your stud? You're going pretty gravty.
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  Speaker 6: Your mad dog had a couple of days off of
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  Speaker 6: work or the a little bit of a flu sign
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  Speaker 6: of sidus as well, they call it.
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  Speaker 5: But great here I feel like a million bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Sound great man, Thanks man.
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  Speaker 3: You're sounding fantastic there, Mogi and oh Kezy, how you
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  Speaker 3: going mate? Sporting a fantastic warrior shirt. You're looking good man.
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  Speaker 3: You've watched your hair. You're most looking particularly plush. Your
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  Speaker 3: ears are still a bit wonky, but god, you're looking
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  Speaker 3: good mate.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Jace. Yeah, it's really great to be here in
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  Speaker 4: front of a few hundred people. And have you point
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  Speaker 4: out my wonky years. Actually, a lovely bloke named Rory
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  Speaker 4: he brought up a little game foryone to play. It's
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  Speaker 4: called Pin the Ears on Me, Kezy, and it's got
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  Speaker 4: a picture of my face on it and in some
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  Speaker 4: years and you just sort of pin them on where
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  Speaker 4: you think they go on my face.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a hint.
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  Speaker 5: It's not what you think.
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  Speaker 4: But it's bloody great to be down here in dedeed
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  Speaker 4: it man always get a great reception.
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  Speaker 2: Love being down here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: We'll talk about it a little bit later in the
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  Speaker 3: show Fellas, But we got to visit a student flat
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  Speaker 3: down here in Castle Street and what an absolute joy
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  Speaker 3: that was.
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  Speaker 5: Genuinely, it really was. It really took me back.
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  Speaker 3: But let's get into some tunes before we do an
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  Speaker 3: emergency big pole.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you like collective Soul?
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  Speaker 5: Not really?
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed Jane's addiction there on the radio hodarchy, big show,
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  Speaker 3: this glorious afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: Int even we're live from the Emerson's Brewery.
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  Speaker 3: If you're in the area, come on down and say
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  Speaker 3: get aid of the fellers. But fellas, we're going to
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  Speaker 3: have to have an emergency big pole.
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  Speaker 5: The big pole.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I should let everyone know that we weren't planning
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  Speaker 3: on having a big pole, were we, Fellas we learned,
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  Speaker 3: But there was a very stressful situation that occurred. Some
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  Speaker 3: of you maybe are aware of the fact that old
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  Speaker 3: houghdy J hasn't had a CIGGI and since October last
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  Speaker 3: year we figured out, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, Well we're over at a yeah, look cold applause,
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  Speaker 5: hold your applause. Well done that, Hiero. And he's had
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  Speaker 5: eight billion vapes in the same period. Well maybe, yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 5: so we made a bet, didn't we.
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  Speaker 6: Haughty j Kezy is desperate for houghdy J to get
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  Speaker 6: off the vape, Whereas I think it's great that you're
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  Speaker 6: on the vape, Jase. I think it's fantastic you're doing
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  Speaker 6: something in your later years that you're absolutely passionate about.
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  Speaker 5: In the class.
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  Speaker 6: I also have no faith that you'll ever be able
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  Speaker 6: to give it up much like me. We're slaves to
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  Speaker 6: the nicotine totally. So we've made a bet that in
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  Speaker 6: the month of May, Jason is going to try and
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  Speaker 6: give up the nicotine. He has allowed no cigarettes, no vapes,
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  Speaker 6: He's allowed the gum. And that's it's one hundred bucks
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  Speaker 6: each I put on the line. Keezy believes in haughty
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  Speaker 6: j despite all of the evidence to the contrary. And
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  Speaker 6: the press is really on now, isn't it, Ja, just
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  Speaker 6: because today Pugsn whipped out a packet of two dollars
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  Speaker 6: Vietnamese cigarettes and you started jones in like a bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gotta be honest with you. It was massively
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  Speaker 3: triggering because we we're on tour, aren't we, And when
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  Speaker 3: you're on tour, what happens on tour stays on tour.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: And to be frank with you, it's not me okay,
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  Speaker 3: So the ben's not valid yet. And old Pugsn pulls
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  Speaker 3: out that packet of Vietnamese camels, and old.
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  Speaker 5: Houghdy J starts getting a little bit twitchy.
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  Speaker 3: So the big pole today is should pugs gip Hoidy
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  Speaker 3: J one of his Vietnamese camels?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, or no, yeah, no, that's no. That is now
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  Speaker 5: you're talking. Sorry, now you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: That is not how the big pole works. You vote,
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  Speaker 2: What is the point.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like sitting here, I've put my own money on
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  Speaker 4: the line trying to get him off the darts and
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  Speaker 4: off the vapes, and then Pugs show up with the
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  Speaker 4: worst darts I've ever seen in your life.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say, I want to say, I really
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  Speaker 3: appreciate that you're backing me Kezy and the show yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, they went a little step further, did old Kezy?
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  Speaker 3: He said, you don't have to pay a hundred bucks. Jase,
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  Speaker 3: I believe in you so much that I'll take your
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  Speaker 3: side of the bet and I will pay Mogi two
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars if you have a cigarette or a vape
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  Speaker 3: in the month of May.
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  Speaker 5: You've got a factor in the fact too, that we're
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  Speaker 5: going to be over.
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  Speaker 3: In Brizzy at the Rock Blogue, so she's going to
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  Speaker 3: be a tough challenge.
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  Speaker 5: But Kezy, I'm really grateful that you back me. Man.
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  Speaker 5: Not even my wife backs me on this.
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  Speaker 3: She was absolutely filthy that I'd taken this bet. So
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  Speaker 3: we're going to do a big poll today. Should Pugson
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  Speaker 3: give Hoidy J one of his Vietnamese camels. What's the
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  Speaker 3: vibe in the room by the way, Yeah, yeah, God,
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  Speaker 3: I love to need it.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 3: They're all backbones down here, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: But if as always with a big pole, it's a
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  Speaker 3: binding referendum, and I rather than do the big pole
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  Speaker 3: after six like we usually do, I reckon we pull
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  Speaker 3: it forward to about four third year and we just
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  Speaker 3: go from there.
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  Speaker 5: What do we say, fellas?
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  Speaker 6: I just want to make it clear though, Jaseph, it
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  Speaker 6: does come back on the off change that comes back
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  Speaker 6: that Yes, Pugs does have to give you a cigarette.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you can't back out of it, mate, or there'll
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  Speaker 5: be no backing out from Hoidy J. I promise you
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  Speaker 5: that much.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Snogi, you're keeping eye on him and make sure
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  Speaker 2: he smokes that dar because you know what he's like.
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  Speaker 5: He won't. I'll just have the one kesy or.
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  Speaker 2: Estly, seriously consider this. Should we just pull out of
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  Speaker 2: the bit right now?
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  Speaker 5: You can't listen, men, may's a lot. It's a long
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  Speaker 5: way away, keasy.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a week in a bit.
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  Speaker 3: We're in Donners where with all the students with all
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  Speaker 3: the back pons no one's gonna have a shit if
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  Speaker 3: Hoity j goes out the back there and has a
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  Speaker 3: quiet puff just.
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  Speaker 5: To settle the nerves sit anyway, it's a.
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  Speaker 3: Big pole, so I'll have to go by that. So
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  Speaker 3: we'll be calling that at about well four to twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Four, twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: Well, all right, we'll here to the Nukey Big Show's
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  Speaker 4: Instagram that you can have a vote. Actually doesn't really
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  Speaker 4: matter because he's gonna go and have a dart anyway,
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  Speaker 4: so he gives a shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's a referendum, Caezy. I'll go by what the people say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a man of the people.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like the chilies?
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  Speaker 5: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Because this is Blink one, eight.
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  Speaker 1: Two The Whodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: He is indeed audio slave there on the radio hod
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  Speaker 3: Donkey Big Show Live from Emerson's Brewery and beautiful Sunny Danita.
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  Speaker 3: If you're at the area, come on down and say
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  Speaker 3: good eight to the Fellows.
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  Speaker 4: Good stuff, Jason Fellers. Earlier this morning at about six
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  Speaker 4: a m. We were at the airport and Awkland there,
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  Speaker 4: flying down to Dannedin and whenever we fly anywhere. It's
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  Speaker 4: quite funny watching jas operate in an airport environment. Like,
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  Speaker 4: for example, he'll take off his shoes and his jacket
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  Speaker 4: and his bag and he'll put it into the train
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  Speaker 4: and it'll go through the machine and then it'll come
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  Speaker 4: out the other side and the trail be upside down
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  Speaker 4: and the shoes will be tangled up in the rollers,
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  Speaker 4: and then there'll be four lighters in his.
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  Speaker 2: Bag, so it'll get flagged over to the side.
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  Speaker 5: That's a share. It's funny. Yeah, he's a standard. It's standard.
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  Speaker 2: Today was another good one, except for it was my fault.
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  Speaker 4: We lined up at the wrong gate and we were
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  Speaker 4: in a whurror of a line, weren't we We came out, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, check this line out. Yeah, Jace was
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  Speaker 4: Efan and Jeff and then we waited in line all
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  Speaker 4: the way down, got right to the front that was
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  Speaker 4: going to Wellington and then our gate was right there,
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  Speaker 4: wide open. So for the first time ever I experienced
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  Speaker 4: what it's like to go through an airport as you
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  Speaker 4: Jason can, I say, Man, you're doing it tough.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be on the camel's turf.
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  Speaker 5: That was me, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: But I understand you were.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit late.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, old Pug Sarted turned up a little bit late
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  Speaker 6: and straight through security.
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  Speaker 5: No errors from me. Usually I've forgot in my wallet or.
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  Speaker 6: My phone, left my bag and the car, or my
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  Speaker 6: shoes or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: But managed to get through without too much struggle.
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  Speaker 6: Got on the plane there, and as I was walking along,
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  Speaker 6: Keezy Kesey puts it because Keysy is a.
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  Speaker 5: He's a gold member.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gold.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, he's like rich people. He's got game of
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  Speaker 3: two halves man.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: And so he'd put himself in the the exit rod
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  Speaker 6: because he needs a bit more room now sinces been
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  Speaker 6: piled on the beef.
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  Speaker 5: He needs a little bit of extra space. But what
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  Speaker 5: was He hadn't seen me.
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  Speaker 6: But as I came down the aisle, he was talking
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  Speaker 6: to the ear Stewart and she was trying to tell
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  Speaker 6: him all of the safety give him the safety breathing,
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  Speaker 6: and he was looking at her and doing cross eyes
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  Speaker 6: and all sorts of weird faces at her, and I
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  Speaker 6: thought that was totally out of line. I was, she's
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  Speaker 6: got a job to do, and here's Keyesy take and
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  Speaker 6: the piss. Yeah, But I thought there was shocked.
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  Speaker 4: I was doing that at Mogi, who was standing behind her.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I could tell it was him because she
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  Speaker 4: was sort of in the foreground. There was just this
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  Speaker 4: massive schnors resting on her shoulder, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's Mogi, and so I was loking at him.
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  Speaker 2: And then he's you know, Jason, do you believe man?
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  Speaker 3: And then of course there's the obligatory Keezy steamer, which
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  Speaker 3: seems to happen whenever you go on a plane. But
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  Speaker 3: it's funny you should say that, Mogi actually, because I
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  Speaker 3: was deeply shocked when the when the drinks tray came around,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and you can.
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  Speaker 2: Go to the tray, yeah, well you know usually it's
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  Speaker 2: a troll your drinks.
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  Speaker 3: Trolley, you know, and you can get your cup of tea,
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  Speaker 3: your coffee, your snatch and so forth. And the air
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  Speaker 3: host there said to old Kezy what would you like?
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  Speaker 5: And he said, I'll have a coffee fans strong and
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  Speaker 5: black like my men.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, who okay, Cheeze Keezy, come on, man,
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, because.
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  Speaker 5: Is it funny? Why? Why is that funny? I was shocked. Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, you're about fifteen rows behind me.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a gold.
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  Speaker 5: Miner, You've got a gold member.
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  Speaker 4: And also we had a plan in place for this
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  Speaker 4: break and it's turned into Kezy did poos and Kezy
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  Speaker 4: was racist.
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  Speaker 5: There's no race racist. But it's not like bloody Pug
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  Speaker 5: sound yesterday. You know. But I'm not going to get
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  Speaker 5: into that.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I wasn't racist. Whenever you say those words, it
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  Speaker 4: sounds racist. All right, sweet good ship, let's got a break.
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  Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed radio head There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday, Wednesday afternoon, live from Emerson's Brewery and Daneeda.
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  Speaker 5: But right now it's time for.
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  Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so good Man, So good Man. A couple of
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  Speaker 6: days on Sickly Yells. So I was watching Gone On
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  Speaker 6: a year now. It's the story of a man whose
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  Speaker 6: wife goes missing. Apparently that we've talked about this before,
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  Speaker 6: but when I watched it the first time, I was,
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  Speaker 6: you know, the main character in it, he's a headmaster
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  Speaker 6: at a private school. He's very well to do, gentleman.
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  Speaker 6: He's in a sort of med to late sixties. I'd
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  Speaker 6: say they're both elderly, him and his wife who's gone missing, elderly.
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  Speaker 6: And then when the policeman was asking for the wife's
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  Speaker 6: date of birth, the husband gave the same date of
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  Speaker 6: birth as the same birth year as me, nineteen seventy.
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  Speaker 5: And they're elderly, but they're elderly. Yeah, they're really old, man.
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  Speaker 6: And that shocked me because that would mean that I'm elderly,
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  Speaker 6: so immediately old Moga is old. Yes, I'm fuman anyway,
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  Speaker 6: I put that behind me. I've watched four episodes of
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  Speaker 6: his Wife's Gone Missing, spoirl it. She's turned up dead? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: not good. That looks like the husband's probably done it.
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  Speaker 5: But has he? I'm thinking it might be the daughter,
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  Speaker 5: but we don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And can I ask maybe, Mogi, do you do you do?
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  Speaker 5: You do you turn up dead? Do I turn up dead? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Because you know, well, yeah, moby old, Moby old moby.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because when you're dead, you don't really turn up anywhere,
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  Speaker 5: do you.
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  Speaker 7: I know that's what they say that.
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  Speaker 6: But she's turned up dead, right, and they found her
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  Speaker 6: when she turned up she was dead, right, She's turned
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  Speaker 6: up dead.
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  Speaker 5: Great, stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and just down the road from old mate as well,
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  Speaker 6: her husband, so that's not looking good for him.
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  Speaker 4: Last night, fellas my wife and I decided to branch
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  Speaker 4: out from watching what we're usually watching. Oh thank god,
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  Speaker 4: so on TVNS in plus we fired up the New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand version of Location, Location, Location, And one thing I've
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  Speaker 4: noticed with the New Zealand version of those shows is
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  Speaker 4: at the end it goes, oh, do you want to
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: buy the house? And they go, yeah, you want to
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  Speaker 4: put your offer and it's like yeah, and then at
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  Speaker 4: the end it's like neither of the couples got the house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Every episode is like that. So I don't know whether
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  Speaker 2: it's like a UK New Zealand thing, but look, three
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  Speaker 2: busies out of five still like looking at houses on
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  Speaker 2: the television. Yeah man, TVNS in plus recommend great.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I had a bit of a date night with my
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  Speaker 3: wife last because she knew us coming down to dinners,
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  Speaker 3: so we like to do something special before we get
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  Speaker 3: on the road there.
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  Speaker 5: Mochy.
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  Speaker 3: So I watched the latest Ryan Gosling movie, Project nail Mary,
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  Speaker 3: nail Mary.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Project nail Mary nail Mary. I tell you what,
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  Speaker 5: She's erotic.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it Project No, No, it's Project Nail Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's the one starring Ryan Guzzling.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, who played Mary?
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  Speaker 5: I'm never good with names. Mogie. Oh look, I give
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  Speaker 5: it the full five fuzzies.
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  Speaker 3: We went home last night after that, and I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you there were some fireworks in the old CBD
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  Speaker 3: apartment of Hoid Jane.
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  Speaker 7: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 2: It's time four welcome back, good bye.
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  Speaker 5: Crown three.
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  Speaker 9: Let's put another man busted on the bench.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah good. Stea brings the energy, doesn't it This work?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we've got a text here on three four eight
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  Speaker 2: three and keep coming by.
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  Speaker 5: From me, Steve, Steve, you're good.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: He says, Hey, fellas, what's all this? I'm hearing about
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Magic Ground? What's that about?
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  Speaker 6: Geez, that's a great question, Steve Keaesy tell him all
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  Speaker 6: about it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, why not? Well it's three nights Steve. You're
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: over there in Brisbane. You're with us, You're with boys
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  Speaker 2: tripped on cot Dotty's.
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  Speaker 4: We are watching eight games of rugby league at sun
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Corp Stadium. We're hitting Caxton Street. We go to the
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: caston hotel. We're up to four am. Jas won't be
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: there because he hates rugby league but pretends he doesn't.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: It is bloody epic.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's gonna be epic. Just a reminder.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: We're going to draw the winner of that next Friday.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Next Friday, so you're gonna get in there when you
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: get an opportunity.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Let's go to the phone lines. Good a hate in
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: your man? Bastard Hou's life? Oh so good fellaws you
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: hang over the man?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, no no, tell me, Hayden.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: What do you do for a crust? Mate? Ah? Yeah?
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: And if you happen to win this competition, mate, who
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: do you reckon? Your take with you?
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I think I'll probably take my brother in law man
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: he joins it. He's a shocking.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You're the tiny downs yeah, yeah, he's.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: How do you know he's got a tiny downstairs?
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Because Hayden, say on the line, mate, you're in the drawer,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: get a Mike.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: You're mad, Bastard Hou's life awsome?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: How you?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Where are you calling from? Mike?
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: From christ Church? How do we feel about christ Church? Dunedon?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Ah yeah, A.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: Couple of guys are giving you the fingers man, what
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: are you gonna do about it?
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Are you going to take them from the men?
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Can I hear and step them out? Man? Totally?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Come on, Mike, don't take those fingers.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Man. Hey, tell me, Mike, what do you do for
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: a crassmte? Oh you know so? Punographic equiment, pnographic equipment?
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: You filthy basket shocking? That is terrible. You don't say that.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I'm live radio, Mike.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: What do you what do you what equipment do you
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: need to do porn other than the obvious stuff? To
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: be fair, Mike, I like that, mate, Could you bring
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: some of the equipment with you if you would have
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: win this prize? Over in brizzy get lights came rejection?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, your messing backbone And finally let's go to
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: neck get a nick, You messing backbone house life.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You're not mate?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Good? Thanks Nick? Good? Thanks sal What do you do
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: for a cross mate? You're what you whisper?
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Management? Who would you bring if you happened to win? Man?
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Somebody that could hold your phone without bouncing it off
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: the concrete?
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure I can find someone.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, mat Hey, you're in the drawer there,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: neck or right? You keep those fingers crossed. Brother, all right,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: can't wait to see him Brizzy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: You get on your mate. That was a great entrance.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Hey you exit, don't forget if you want to guarantee
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: your spot on this trip. Here boys, Tripp dot Co
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: dot in Z. Tell them old Dave there, he'll ask
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: for Dave. He'll hook you up.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: You'll give you a good tell.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Him Kezy Sea.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a good deal. Use promo code MOGI.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: You'll get seven percent off and we'll see you over
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: at Brizzy.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: The Black Keys, Oh yeah, why not you like that? Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: that's good man.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Indeed the Black Keys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon live from Emerson's Brewery. And to
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: even come on down if you're in the area now
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: coming up after five o'clock the Wednesday Dropper film.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right, Jason.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: We were on the road and we are here interned
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: and today celebrating Haze and Confuse, the delicious Hazy.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: IPA, which is celebrating ten years.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: By the way, whenever we go on the road, we
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: like to go and basically choose songs that the locals
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: hopefully respond to.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about winning over the locals.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing that next just after five o'clock.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Also, a little later on in the hour, we're gonna
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: have a chat to Dave from Boys Trip, who just
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: so happens to be here.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Hes.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: He's the one organizing the Magic Round two.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I think he was saying Keysy that he was planning
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: on giving away another five free tickets live.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's right he was.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I mean that that is amazing stuff. It really, I
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: mean imagine it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: You see Dave, give him a sweep on the arse
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: and he'll buy you a beer.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yet, one hundred percent, he is also pretty wasted, so
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: we'll see how that goes.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Plenty more coming up after five a Fellers.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: It's the Big Shows.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Friday Wednesday.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Oh damn it, damn it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome back your massive backbone tape. Your Wednesday is
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: going along very nicely. Indeed, we're live from Emerson's Brewery
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: and beautiful sunny, toasty, toasty danedin and we made a
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: decision a little while back, didn't we fell us whenever
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: on the road. We're going to do a lie rob
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: and we're going to let the locals decide who wins.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: So basically how this works as there are no phone calls. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: the locals here at the venue make noise. Whoever gets
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: the most noise reaction for the assailant wins the Wednesday Robert.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Now, as part of this being fair, because we didn't
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: usually we do usually have punishments for if you come last.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I still think we should have some jeopardy, but you
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: fellas chickened out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: But that's all Jim, he explain what your jeopardy was.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, like a shot of tabasco su
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I reckon. Whoever losers has to have a dorry exactly.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: See, that is the kind of jeopardy you're trying to
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: set up.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I'm prepared to do that, man.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, whoever loses has to have a dirry. You're right, yeah, yeah?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Or yeah? Can I just say can I just say too?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: By the way, that the reason we do it anonymously
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: is because Keasy felt that people deliberately voted against him
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: so that he would have to do the terrible thing.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Keyes he went to the bosses and said it's not fair. Yes,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: so we're doing it this way now where coletely anonymous. Now,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: what we're going to do is we'll play them out.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: We'll give no clues as to who's selected one song,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: and then we'll play a couple of turns, come back
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: and have the vote. Yeah that's right.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, So Dilly if you're Dilly, who's back at the offices?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Up and a mate if you're happy, just to play
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: sort of twenty.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Seconds of each sore one after the other, and then
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: we'll do some voting afterwards.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: All right here something yeah every time? What a chube.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: We used to talking but none access.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Here speaking to me to falk.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Jase loves that tue man where else you got there?
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Deli he took they're loving it?
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, they just write about it just to
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: write about a pist. What are you choes? That's a ship?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Right, So you've you've got scribe there, you've got a
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: bit of journey and then you've got a random ship.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Of what we're going to do is we're going to
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: go to a song when we come back. The official
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: vote will happen and the loser or.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Do we make the winner, no, the loser, the loser
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: hash to smoke a Darry.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: And then after that we'll have the result of our
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Big pole. Alright is live. We're back.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: So the Holarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Tune in and four on Radio Hoarchy.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: It's the whole Big Shows Friday, Wednesday, do Dog douche
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: doge wait till late.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: So you didn't even do it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Kezy, come on, man, because my job was to say
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Wednesday and I desanutely bugger that up as well. So
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: we're in Lord, We're like from Emerson's in Dunedan celebrating
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: ten years of the Hazy and Confused Hazy IPA coming down.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: If you're in the area and we are doing the
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: old win the locals over with your song choices. Exercise
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: one Anonymous. The loser of this challenge has to face
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: down a pretty terrible ordeal.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: They have to go outside and have a drry.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Now, it's also worth pointing out, but I've been on
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: the wagon all year. Yeah yeah, so to be bloody
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: terrible A few barses made me have a cigarette.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I'd be spelling yeah, totally, totally.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want that to happen. I also have asthma. Asthma,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: so that's how he said. So if I was to
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: lose and have to go and have a dirry outside,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: you know that wouldn't be good for me either.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's like I'm careening towards being back inside a bubble.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Totally where I grew up. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Well, look, I mean I think in terms of Jeopardy,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: it's the most fraught one we've ever had.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: What have you to lose? Ja, mate? I have got
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: so much to lose. You haven't had a cigarette for
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: six months. I have got my fingers crossed that I
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: don't lose.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: This crossing them.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: I tell you that much.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: All right, So how this works is we've got Dilly
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: back in Auckland, who's on the buttons up there. He
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: is going to play the same little snippet of all
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: three songs. After the first we snippet there, you guys
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: who are here.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have a reminder.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: One's first, so it'll play a song and then we'll
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: get the oh you're true.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: You're Normally what we do is we do the reminder,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: so you're here each snip at one time more each
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: and then we'll say song one, song two, songs three,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: and you'll cheer for each one, that's.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: Right, and then I'll get to have a dart all right,
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: all right, Dilly take it away brother, next.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: One there, Dilly, you have the smart.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: O that shit that is er.
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: Alrighty, you've heard.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: The three offerings.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: The loser has to go outside and have a durry,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: so we've got everything to lose here, gentlemen, all right,
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: who would like to hear song number one?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Scribe?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, pretty good?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Who would like to hear song number two? Don't stop believing?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Well that's close. Who would like to hear song number three?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: A random shiitter from audio slave?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: What a bag? Well, well, we know who's lost, but
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: we don't know who's won.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: So Jase, you lost.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: So just seriously, man, I am gutted. I sorry. Last time, last.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Time we did this, somebody had to eat sheep testicles.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And now you just get to go and have a
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: durry outside.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: It is my worst night to come to.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have to do a tie break
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: in between Scribe and Journey. Alright, so one more time
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: for Scribe and one more time for Journey.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Ah, weird, isn't hard. I don't think it is. That's
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: real hard.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: It was the reason why the vote for Juny and
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: I don't know whose songs they are, I just want
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: to put But the reason why that that it sounds
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: like such a good vote for Junior is because of
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: all the high pitched screaming that went on the akisa.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: You've got that, You've got. The females are riding behind you. Totally, totally,
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: it's hard to tell. One more time for Scribe, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: one more time for Joy, one more time for Journey.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Describer's absolutely not. Oh my god, thoughts.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Pugs make decision, Pugs Journey ascribe.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Journey today.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: That's what happens when you're not happy, mate, when you
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: get the female vote, you get pugs on.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: That is what happened. Was so wrong.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Look, I'll tell you what you fellas, argue it out.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to pop out the back here and
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: play pay my penance.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Vietnamese camels bring it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Here's Journey for the Hoodarky Big Show weekdays from four
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hods.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Indeed, Journey there. Don't stop believing.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: People are few being on that one because they knew
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: in the room that scribed one. Yeah, absolutely feeling.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Jason, are you taking Morgie's side on No?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: No, no, look I'm ambivalent. I'm just sucking up what
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: i have to do soon.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: So if you've just joined us, we've done a because
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: we're on the road.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: We're live from deleading at Emerson's celebrating ten years to
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Hazen confused the Hazy Apa and Jase has just lost
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: the Wednesday Throbber, which means his punishment is to go outside.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: And have a durry Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Man, Now did he engineer this entire competition so that
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: he could get back on the darts?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Man, I honestly felt that audio Slave song was gonna
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: kill what was it called again, shadow of the Sun.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Well, to be honest that it's on a power with
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: everything else that you've chosen. It just happened that this
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: time around your lost. Yeah, it's about in.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Some way as jas you won. Yeah. Well, look I
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: don't consider it a success, mogi.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: And can I just say when I enjoyed the cigarette,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I just want to go up the frontier and have
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: it quietly, to miss out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, just savor it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I want to get you know, people yelling
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: and screaming at me. I'm just gonna sit on a
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: park bench, yeah, and have a nice quiet Vietnamese camel cigarets.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: Right, So, if you just want to have a how
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: many opportunities are you going to get to have a
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: cigarette with? So when Jame's just heads out in the
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: front here, everybody that smokes cigarettes, and neither of those
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: of you that don't just go out with ja'son there.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Have a cigarette with him, have a chit chat about
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: whatever you like.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: You can ask him questions abouts Boon TV, Yeah, cook
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: the man.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Some eggs, late night, big brick first, whatever you're like.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: James will answer all your questions while.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You have a cigarette together. Yeah, get on your Jason,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Well done, man, you've urt this. So you head out
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: there now, and.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: When you come back, we'll get the results of the
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: big Pole. We'll find out if you have to have
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: another cigarette.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Oh god, I hope not.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: This entire show has just been engineered so that he
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: can get back on the durries.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, this is I want to reiterate this. Just
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: because they have a durry or two doesn't mean I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: back on the right.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, man, whatever you need to tell yourself to go
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: to sleep.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Hey, Parks, rip those bastards open mate.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Ah yeah, ah yeah ah now ah now you're talking.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Indeed the Strokes there on the radio Honarchy Bitch this
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening live from Emerson's Brewery and Beautiful Duned and Fellers.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Hey, Jace, Yeah, if you're in the area, come on down.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: We are celebrating ten years of Hayz and Confused the
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Hazy ipa.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody good, yeah, bloody good stuff.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: You just lost the Friday Throbber. Yeah, well the Wednesday Robber. Yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: there's a punishment you to go outside and have a
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: durry with how many people?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Ah, there were a few people. There was quite a
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: crowd there. There was.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: I went out there just to get a geeze at it,
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: and so there was would have been about fifty or
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: sixty people each punch in the dark.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and the shocking bastard serves me about it. Jase,
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: is you know you meant to be stopping We're trying
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: to go cigarette free. Yeah, totally, totally.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: I believe it's this year and you encouraging the youth
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: to smoke cigarette You've got to hang on a minute,
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Jace Man, I think you've got a bloody cheek.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: And what I saw out there was an out and
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: out disgrace.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And that's why, Mogi, when I was handed the cigarette
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: from pugou Son, I stubbed the basket out on the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: ground before I even lit it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, And I said, you young people, don't do it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Your breath reeks of durry.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: And my wife just texted me and said, don't you
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: dare smoke a Darro And I said, Darling, no way, Jose,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: not in my lifetime.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Well, it was about twenty four. I tell you, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: tell you what. It was, bloody tempting.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Three people out there with their their phones out taking
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: video footage of you, Jase.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: I tell you what really disgusts me about that bloody AI.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: And you can with the whole AI thing going on,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: you can do anything with that now. So I've got
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: no doubt in my mind that some smart ass little
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: barset out there is going to create an AI fake
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: video of Hoidy J punching a Vietnamese camel.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: And I'm I am telling you right now, it didn't happen.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: It didn't happen, and so just don't do it because seriously, seriously, Fellas,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: it's a.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Bloody terrible habit. I would never encourage anyone to do it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: And that's why I hope that I'm a good example of,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you know, people giving up the darts.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Now, if you're head of in real life, actually punched
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: a Vietnamese camel, the cigarette, not the camel, on a
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: scale of one to five busies, how many busy would
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: you rate it in terms of enjoyment?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't know if you know the smogi, but
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I actually went to Vietnam and and I tell you what,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: because aren't they pugs? They're like two dollars a packet
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: over there. It's just crazy stuff. The old Vietnamese.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Camel beautiful, beautiful.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: You would have liked it top quality, not like your
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: New Zealand camel, which is much heavier and denser.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Now, of course, you've got a bit coming up in May.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: You've got to get off the darts. You've got to
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: get off the vape. You know, you've just been out
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: there around a lot of smokers. How's your confidence level
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: for May? And been able to give up? Given you've
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: got the you know, you've got the will of a.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Nat I tell you what, mate, I am so proud
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: of myself because there was like thirty odd people out there.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Ah, there were thirty or forty all punching darts and
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: I was like, you mad bastards. I mean, what are
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: you doing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: You're young, You've got your future ahead of you. You
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: can't afford that kind of nonsense.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Your students, you know, put them down, get rid of it. Right,
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: So you lost the bet.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I feel much stronger within myself. I feel really strong
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: within myself that I can carry on this journey.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: So you lost the bet and the jeopardy was that
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: you had to smoke a cigarette, but you're refusing to
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: do that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am moogi, I am, And I tell you what,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: because we've got the bloody big pole after sex as well.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: That's another situation that I'm going to have to overcome.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: But we'll deal with each thing as it comes along.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Can I just give you one hundred bucks now and
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: just be done with it?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Please? It's too hundry, Keezy?
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: in on radio?
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Is indeed big there on the radio Honarchy Big show
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday evening live from Emerson's Brewery and beautiful Sunny
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: d Need And if you're in the area, come on
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: down and say good ay to the fellas.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Now, fellas, you know that.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I'm going away tomorrow and Friday I'm flying over to
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Ossie for a mate's wedding.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: You're going to be all right, man, you I'm going
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: to be fine.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Mate.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: You've got the istuards looking after you, I hope, Yeah. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: I mean it's they pin your little name on you
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: and all that.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Jace, Jace, Jace, they might let your head out the lollies.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Men. How good? How good? And the issue that I
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: have is, you know, because my wife has been freezing
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: You know, we've got to get him a wedding a
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: wedding present, right because I don't really care about presents.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: But my wife cares about president. You don't care about
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: the guys.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I don't really care about the guy who's wedding it is.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: And to be frank with you, I don't see it lasting.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Not only do I not care about wedding presents, I
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: actually think it's going to be a waste of money anyway,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: because I could see it dissolving after about six months.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, is that why you always
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: get your wife a ship in a present because you
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: don't see it going in the distance.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Thirty years Keezy? No, it's not.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: It's twenty nine?
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Oh is it twenty nine years? Keezy? Twenty nine years old?
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Hoody Jay's been married? Hanging is? We got married when
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: you were ten? I agreed. I know it's crazy. Isn't
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: that illegal?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Times to a different backbeat, how old was she? But
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: can we get back into the questionably hand? I mean, Keezy,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: you're good with gifts. I mean he's he was my
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: best mate from school, right, he.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Was the best man at my wedding. Yeah, he was
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: the best man at my wedding.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: So I feel like I should get him something, and
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I'm just a bit I don't know what to get him,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: So any.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Suggestions from you, backbones would be greatly what.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Don't get distracted, Jayson, Thanks for coming to me. First
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: of all, here's what I like to do when it
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: comes to buying a gift. I do a deep dive
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: on this social media.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: So you're got to get his Instagram, his Facebook, You've
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: got to go through all his photos, right, and I
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: know you're good at this through his partner's photos.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, yes, yeah, And.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: A really good trick to to sort of save your
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: progress is to like one of the photos of his partner.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Let's just say you're doing a deep dive. You're you know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: her Barley trip in twenty fifteen.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Well, funnily enough, I did do a deep dive on that. Yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: really just but yeah, just because I didn't know much
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: about her, you know what I mean. Yeah, there was
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: a lot of side busy shots I noticed, but I
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: mean I wasn't paying attention to that. It just seemed
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: to be one of her propensities. So I was thinking
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: maybe a bikini for her or something her. Yeah, yeah, Well,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, it doesn't just have to be
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: about him, does it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: You would stay away from getting a lingerie or underwear or.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Swimming Okay, No for the bride to be right now,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: you get something for the couple.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So like a dilly or something. Yeah, like
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: a dilly yeah yeah, right, okay, Sorry, So you're.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Gonna you're gonna flossie their hand out lollies, and then
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: you're gonna buy them a dilly.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: They buy them a dilly before you go.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I was actually thinking Keisy because he got a
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: box of the bastards at home.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, maybe you can, let you know,
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: you can, you know you want to hang on. I'm
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: just saying you probably don't need all of them. Actually
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I need all seventeen of them, right, okay at once? Okay,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: so no, you can't borrow one of mine.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: You have to swear shout mate? Right? How much has
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: a dilly put you back? These days? I wouldn't have all.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: It puts me way back.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: What ab a toast rack?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: A toast track?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like one of those silver Yeah okay, that's quite
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: nice because so they do like the sort of houseware
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff, don't they. And often what they'll do
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: is they'll say, hey, if you want to buy us
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: a prison, go to this place you know and buy.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: But I'm not doing that, man. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: No, they're usually really expensive. I don't want to splash
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: out too much.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's tricky, man, it is tricky. I mean, how
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: well do you know who?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Well else I say, I mean, like Kezy was saying,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I've been through her Instagram I've been met to her,
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: so I've got a feeling about.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Her, you know what I mean, you have feelings for her?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: No, I haven't got feelings.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Well you didn't do Jason is getting something that says, Hey,
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: I'm Jace and I've got feelings for you, right, Okay,
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I think that's the best way to absolutely
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: put it in a card. Put it in a card,
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: and then fly over there with your wife and then
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: hand on to her and then if that doesn't go down,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: well give her a dilly.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Thanks fellows. Wet us know how to go? Yeah, no,
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: I'll send some pecks on my Instagram.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good text us on three for a three men,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you could win fifty bucks stanks to Toledo's good stuff.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Do you like guns and roses?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Oh? Not really?
• 41:47
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• 41:50
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• 41:53
  Speaker 3: You're welcome back your massive bankbones. Hope your Wednesdays absolutely going.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna hear where it's It's brewery and beautiful
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• 42:07
  Speaker 3: the area. Incidentally, the big show is brought to you
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• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right out with the old Lichlight brands that
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• 42:22
  Speaker 5: To Lela loving it man, absolutely loving it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Hey fellers, what's the plan after the old live show
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: here tonight?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: What are we doing? Well?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I was actually thinking for oh boy, I was actually
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: thinking because we change.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Hey you gotty, you go.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: We were thinking of having a pizza party at Hoidi Jay's.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: In your hotel room. Hotel room. I'm thinking we have
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: a Thaie party.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? We maybe go tie tonight.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: We have a Thai party. We have a Thaie party.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: And howdy Jay's and Hoidy Jay's.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Jace.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the situation is with you and
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: your wife and your relationship.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: She's listening to this and she's filthy with you.
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: By the way, really forgiving me, for giving me a cigarette,
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: saying and saying that it's only twenty nine years that
• 43:19
  Speaker 10: we've been married.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: It's actually thirty, it's actually twenty nine. I'm sorry, but
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: you and your wife are both wrong. I've been keeping
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: tracked right, okay, And also do not blame me for
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: giving you a dart. I am the only person trying
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: to not trying to keep you off the dark.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: It's up to you to stop him from smoking My job.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: It's a self appointed role, brother, it is.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: It's the hardest job in the world.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Well, you failed, and Jace, you've had one and we've
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: still got to get the results of the big poland
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: should have.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Another binding referendum. Brother, I wonder how it's going to go.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: And what I don't like here is that Jason's turned
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: our show into a platform that generates duuries for him.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Look, no, don't don't applaud that. Yeah, these guys get it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: If I had my choice, Keezy, we wouldn't be doing
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: any of this, all right. I mean, seriously, I should
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: read you the text from my wife after I had
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: you know, I went out there pretending to smoke a dirry.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah it wasn't pretty fellas. Can I just say I
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: am going and she's filthy with you too, Puggs. I'm
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: going to Aussie tomorrow for two days and it's going
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: to be a very very awkward plane trip.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: I can tell you that much. You'll beginning duty free though, Yeah, totally.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Oh well, she'll at.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Least I forgive you, which just is how cute it
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: is when you head out all the lollies there.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. Hey, coming up next. Actually we shouldn't
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: decide the big pole and I'm not being a dick.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Here, yeah, because that's just what we do. Yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Well, well actually we're gonna have a change to day
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: for voice tripping.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Oh okay people, we'll do that, yeah, jam yeah, why not?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: The hid Roarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: tune in.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: She had there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening live from Emerson Sprewy and Beautiful to Need
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: and we've got a special guest on the show to
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: night day from Boys Trip.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Your your mad Barton? How's right.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Now you're talking? I'll tell you what man. People have
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: been fizzing about this trip. They always do every year,
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: don't they fellas to Brizzy for.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: The Magic Round. How's it been at your end? Yeah?
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Really good?
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: Like it's just such a good weekend you don't like
• 45:32
  Speaker 11: if you're a league fan, it's a no brainer. Such
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: a good weekend of Brisbane and what you guys have
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: done promoting it? You guys have been there the last
• 45:40
  Speaker 11: two years obviously. Well, you know, like we've been saying,
• 45:45
  Speaker 11: since you guys have been going worries haven't lost?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I know, Dave, be honest with us. Is it a
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: positive relationship with the big show for your for for
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Boys trip dot co dot Z? Is it a positive
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: relationship for sure?
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: Like really for the most part that year, when you
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: guys decided you were going to stay next to night
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: and we're to book your last minute flats.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Because then come home the next day was quite stressful.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: But we got there.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Well that was great because what actually happened was it
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: was a Sunday night, the Warriors were playing against the
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Panthers and it was a four gone conclusion.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, the Warriors are probably going to.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Lose this oh, with so many injuries that we depleted team,
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Panthers were stacked.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: The Warriors then won.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Mogi literally lost his ship and kind of went like berserk,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: went super sad, and then turned around to you and said, hey, Dave,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: we're not going home tonight.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Called Toddy, the boss of Hodarchy. He agreed that we
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: weren't going home, and then you spent half an hour
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: on your phone in sun Corp stadium, trying to get
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: us home the next day.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Most of the next game.
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: I can't remember what that game was, but no, you guys,
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: I think you're kidding when you first spun around and said,
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: now we're.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Not going home, mate, we won.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: I'd had about twenty beers responsibly, it just got better
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: and better, and that was compounded off the back of
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: a three day weekend.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Yea, and out of there he was off to the airport.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Look, I love the rugby League. I love it, but
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: it was just time. Because what you don't know about that, Davi,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: is I had Mogi on one ear and I had
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Keysy in the other. With that match against the Panthers,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: and it was a massive upset.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Even I knew that both of those.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Mad baskets screaming in my ears, it was time for
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Hoidy j to go home.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: After that, it was unbelievable.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: And then, of course, so then you're pissed up and
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: you think we're going to party into the night, and
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: we did, and we had that terrible behavior. We were
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: meant to literally go from the final whistle of that
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: game to the airport, jump on a plane and come home.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: We said we're not going we're drinking all night responsibly,
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: and then we got a we're rewarded for that bad
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: behavior by by getting business flas take at home.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, or I think that was all that was left.
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: In fact, I love the way that you said, just
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: book it, and I said do you need to check
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: with anyone?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: And you said no, no, no, it's a done deal
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: to be fair with.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: He was straight on the phone to our boss at Hodarky,
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Toddy and said we're not going home.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: This is too awesome and Toddy said yeah, now good
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: as gold. Yeah, and then he said, Dave just booked
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: the tickets. Can I just also clarify that I was
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: premium economy as well?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. That was awesome. We should
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: do that again. That was great.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: That's the issue with this is you get rewarded for
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: bad behavior, Dave.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: In terms of yourselves. How are you going on that front?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Is there still any spots available or she all kind
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: of booked out.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Pretty much sold out.
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: I think it's just one of those trips that gets
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: background back every year. Yeah, so yeah, we sort of
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: had to cap it this year. We've got a couple
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: of seats out of christ Church, a couple out of
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: Wellington left right.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Then that's that's it for the whole we time, do
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I believe? Wasn't it? Because I've got a one of
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: my best mateses coming.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: He booked pretty quickly, I thought, but Auckland had already
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: sold out. I've got a mate from my brother in
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: law is in Sydney Hill be going up to Brisbane.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: So it's the sort of thing where we're not just going,
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: oh you should come because of this relationship.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: It's one of the best weekends that you can have
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: away with your mouth. Yeah, it really is.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: And and Dave, where does Magic Round rank for boys?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Trip dot cot onions Ere, Because you guys do trips
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: everywhere you go, Bathis, you go to the Grand Final,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: your state of origin, you're going to Formula one all
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: over the world.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Where does it rank in terms of for you who's
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: been to everything? Where does it rank in terms of excitement?
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: It's definitely up there.
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: Like I think as a league fan, yes, in Grand
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: Final would be the Grand Final. If you know a
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: Warriors fan, you might be waiting you know another hopefully
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: not but like two months, yeah, it might.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Be a while before you go to our stout never
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: but at least the Magic Ground.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: You know, you're going to see the Warriors and you're
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: going to see a lot of other leagues.
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: And I think it's just the atmosphere like Kexton Street,
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: like Brisbane does it so well. I can't imagine another
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: city and I was doing it the way that Brisbane does,
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: so definitely right up there. So if you're a league
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: fan you haven't been a magic ground, then you're missing out.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: The amazing thing about about Keston Street is it's absolutely rammed.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: It's pretty much one hundred percent mean pretty much. That is. Yeah,
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: everyone's booze, everyone's on the punt but stoked.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: We never saw any trouble. There's no push and sharp,
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: there's no fighting. It's pretty amazing for Ossie, who are
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: well known mongrels.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: They are, yeah they are.
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: And I think it's almost like an early Wellington sevens
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: kind of vibe, like everyone's having a good time. And
• 50:17
  Speaker 11: what I love is like all the old school jerseys,
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: like you literally carpen is a jersey from the eighties,
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: like an old school mainly see he's going chet it like.
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: It is a really good atmosphere and yeah, there's a
• 50:27
  Speaker 11: lot of Ozzie mongrels there, but.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: And honestly, Dave from Boys Shrip Dottre, the only person
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: who was.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: At a bad attitude on Taxas Street is Hoody Jake, and.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: He's not going to make He's going to be there
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: for a bit this year, but we're also going to
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: allow him to go and do what he loves, which
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: is the strip clubs.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and looking at our galleries and those sorts of things.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: But can I say a big thank you from the
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Hockey big Shirt. The last couple of years, seriously, magic
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: ground with you guys has been the best thing I
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: have done in a bloody long time.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: And it's always it's me a month to recover. Yeah,
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: the recovery is its great.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so great.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Say thank you so much. Thank you guys.
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: Like what you've done promoting this trip, and every year
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: just gets bigger and bigger. And I think a lot
• 51:12
  Speaker 11: of it's to do with you guys. Punters love coming
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: over hell on your league, they love hanging out with
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: you guys.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Ah Man, I thank you, And we like hanging out.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: We like sharing rooms and shipping, spooning and all that.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: So more of you guys are in this in the
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: one room.
• 51:24
  Speaker 12: Good as gold, you've got a week and a half
• 51:28
  Speaker 12: left New Zealand, get yourself in the drawer to join
• 51:30
  Speaker 12: us over there in Brisbane day from Boyship Dot, thank
• 51:33
  Speaker 12: you so much for having a chat man.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Thanks guys forty good on you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Tune in on radio Indeed Nirvana there on the radio
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Hodarcky Big Show this Wednesday night, live from Emerson's Brewery
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: and beautiful to need and fellas. We did an emergency
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: big pole today because oh, Puck sand bored along is
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Vietnamese camel cigarettes. I was very keen for one, and
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: he said no, So we put it to the people.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Should Pug scare hoytyj one of his Vietnamese camels?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: That's right, so right now on the Big Show and
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: it's time for the result of the Big Pole.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Traditionally, the way the big Pole has worked is we
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: come in with a genuine topic that affects.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: New Zealand as the whole absolutely man.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: This particular one was tabled by Jason Hoyt. He brought
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: it to the table.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: He tried to manufacture a situation where he could have
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: a dirry free from pugs using our radio show, and
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: that makes me sick.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: It makes me sick to think that he's hijacked our
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: show like.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: That man jackin di Primacy. Yea one percent.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: But nevertheless we've done it. It's been up on the
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Ho Hockey Big Show's Instagram story for a few hours.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Would you guys like to guess what the result of.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: The Big Pole is? I am hoping and praying keys,
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: it's an emphatic no.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Now what do we need percentage wise for you to agree.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: That it isn't?
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: No?
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Look I here, we just go fifty fifty.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: But I mean right, you know what I mean? What
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: the people want is what the people want. Who am
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I to argue.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: If there was anything less than ninety percent? Years so,
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: I'd be disgusted with our followers listeners.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Right well, prepare to be disgusted, Moogi, but not by much.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Eighty one percent of New Zealand.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Eighty one percent of New Zealand thinks Hoidy j should
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: scare one of Pugs's Vietnamese camels. It's disgusting, it's discussed.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: It makes me sick.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: So here we are, we're in a position where we
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: find ourselves.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Jase, you lost the throbber earlier on the punishment was
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: to smoke a cigarette. Here we are with the big pole,
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: and now you have to smoke another one. You've got
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: six months without having any.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Here we are. I'm not doing it. Space of an
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: hour you will have had two. On the dance. I
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: am not doing it, Mogi, I am not doing it.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Jace.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: How about instead of you doing it, I'll have it.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: How about instead of Hody j keyesy has it. You'll
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: have it? Thank you, thank you. Look, guys, I'd love
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: to do it, but I've got asthma. Asthma, so that's
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: not how you say. So Mogi.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, I'm all good. I've I'm a little bit
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: crooked at the moment. I might have had something to
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: do with it, d So I'm going to avoid them.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Jace.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: It is a binding referendum, brother, it's not up to
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: you whether you want to do it or not. The
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: punters have spoken, so it's time to get your brother.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well we'll just see how we go, fellows.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm having a bit a few technical issues here.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I can't quite hear what you're saying and so forth, So.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Tell you what, don't wrap this break up early, so
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: you a Darry.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna wrap it up early. You shouldn't. Seriously,
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: you should have read my tex the text from my wife.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: She saw the video of me pretending to smoke a
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: cigarette and she was filthy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: So you're telling me that you're not gonna go and
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: have a cigarette because you're scaredy and missus totally.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Man, Yeah, get on you, Jason. That's why we've been
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: married for twenty nine years because I'm scared of it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: It's actually thirty years, Jason, It's thirty years. Yeah. By
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: the way, if.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Anyone just so happens to see Jason walk out in
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: the front of Emisson's here, feel free to join him
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: just in case he's having another durry alright, hit that
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: way as well.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: In the meantime, Kings of Leon Yeah why not? Man.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarky.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Lenny Krabit's on The Hiducky Big Show twenty minutes to
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: seven this Wednesday evening. Hoidi J's still outside having a
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: dorry so well, Keezy's.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Stepped in, Sasha's has stepped in, but Keith Hoidy J
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Is about to hop on here he is.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Sasha who has just come in and filled
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: the headset. This is the this is what happens when
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: you do a live show from Danita and Jason.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I know that, Kesy.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: And you're at the front punching darts, mate, when you're
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: supposed to be doing your job.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: What absolute shambles of here?
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Can I just say, and it needs to be said,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: and I've got witnesses. I did not go and have
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: a dart. Bit I will at some stage, but I
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: didn't go and have a dart.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Why is it that you need to start the sentence with?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Can I just say I've got witnesses?
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't have a dart.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't have a dart, all right, I'm so proud
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: of you, man, Thanks man, waf you get twenty minutes
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: to not have a dart.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I was having a vape. You're a vaper. I was vaping.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: What are we doing? Founders?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Would you guys like to give out some advice?
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Oh? Okay, yeah sure.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of a segment called me Patty Nips
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: sixty nine?
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I think I have here.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: In touch with the finn good stuff. It's a real
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: email address. I'm not joking. Me patting sixty nine at
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Get in touch if you ever need
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: advice on anything one anonymous, and if.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: We read it on the show, you get a prize.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Get a there, Fellers Anonymous. Here, I'm after a bit
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: of renovation advice. The missus wants to replace the on
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: sweet vanity and shitter, which I believe means sink and toilet. Yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: which is a bit ugly but not too bad and
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I can live with it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: On the other hand, I would like to use the
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: money to knock out the wall between the kitchen and dining.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, yeah, make it more open plan.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Wondering if I should just dump her and sleep with
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: his assist.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Cheers and us. He's absolutely knocked it out of the now, Fellas,
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: He's just answered his own question.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: This is and I'm glad this question has come through
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: and meet petting up sixty nine gmail dot com. It's
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: a location, location, location style question. How can we add
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: value to this property? Is it better to spend the
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: money replacing the big shitter and the vanity or do
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: you make the living dining more open plan?
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Or or do you hook up with the sister? Yeah,
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: well I don't know that.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: That's I don't know if that's the third option or
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: more of a side.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know that side quest that's gonna add
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: value to your property?
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Looking up with the sister probably going to harm.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, if you hook up with
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: the sister, you're probably gonna half the value of your property.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: How how are you hooking up with sisters?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: No?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I mean if you did, in that scenario hook up
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: with the sister, oh, you have to split it in half.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay, you know what I mean.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: So you leaning for a new shitter.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: No, No, I'd hook up with a sister, but it
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: is going to cost you half half the wealth of
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: your home.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Does hooking up with the sister make things more open
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: plan relationship wise?
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you'll be probably living outside for a while, yes,
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: into our door flow, yes, or in the garage.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: Now it's tricking. He's opened it by saying he doesn't
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: really want to do the bathroom. But my sort of
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: point would be it's got nothing to do with what
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: he wants.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: No, when it comes to home renovation, you've got no
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: saying whatsoever.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: That's funny, actually, Mogi, because I've fully renovated our house,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: our first house out in west Aukland.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: My wife has chosen everything.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've just done all the work that's right,
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: and it looks great.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a new shit, But you.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Need one after your midnight steamers, Jace.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: If you can just well, I'm just saying, there's only
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: so much punishment a toilet bowl can take easy, do
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: you And when you're heading the dumplings hard every week
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: and your spicy noodles, it's getting a thrashing?
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Do you remember you?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: It was about three years four years ago on the
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Big Show I talked about how I had to upgrade
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: my toilet.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I got the Tornado.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: V three thousand, Right.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Does it really go down with a wash because it's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: having to deal with a lot of capacity?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Totally?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm glad we've come down this route again. I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: highly recommend to toilet upgrade it rs. It's not gonna
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: add value though.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: So if you want to increase the value of your house,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: making the living dining area more open plan.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: That's gonna add value to your house. Okay, But if
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: you eat a lot of dumplings and spicy noodles and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: you do midnight steamers.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I highly recommend upgrading the big ship.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Where does that leave you with the sister?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah no, definitely sleeping the system.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, so if you need advice, meet Petty Nips sixty
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: nine at gmail dot com.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: We'll help you out. We'll probably flick you.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Like a backbone hurtle. Yeah, good stuff, Yeah, good stood stuff.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: The Hdichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Well, there you go, your mad baskets.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: That's the big show, done and dusted this Wednesday night
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: from the Emerson's be A Brewery and beautiful, beautiful Janeten
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: and as always fellas, what a special treat coming down
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: to Donner's.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Ah, oh, what a beautiful place it is.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: It's a little bit cooler down here, but you get
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: you get great people, don't you. You do, backbone And
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: for any young ladies out there that are looking for
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: a husband, come on down here. There's about three hundred
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: person animals that you can take your peck off.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Just an incredible selection.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a shit selection though. It's like going
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: to I've got those really bad buffets back of the day.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: They're all the same guy.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the same guy copying and pastes about three hundred times,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: spoiler at his steam.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: He's a good dude though, and I get on quite
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: well with that same dude. But Jace, well put mate.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Great to be down here at the beautiful Emerson's Bury.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, come on, man, you're all good.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, no, but seriously, it is always a pleasure to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: come down here. Thank you so much for listening to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: the show, because we massively appreciate you taking the time
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: to listen to us, us wounders.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: And a messive, messive happy birthday. A messive happy birthday
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: to Emerson's hazing confusers. Turn ten years old.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Get a few when you're well you can responsibly responsibly now.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Also, just to let you know, because there are some
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: animals out there, old pugsn As always at the end
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: of a live show, we're giving up the free connies,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: So a few need condoms, pug sons.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: You man to be honest, Jason, it doesn't matter whether
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: you need them or not.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: He'll give them to you anyway. He's going to give
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: it to regardless. Hey, but listen. Check out the Instagram
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: because there's a lot of stuff on there.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Check out our podcasts by the way because we do
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: a podcast out Joe, which is kind of bonus material
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: if you want some more Big Shoe. But from all
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: the fellas down here, thanks so much. It's been a pleasure.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Take care, We love you Donners.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Whoo