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DLHS HOUR 4 | The View, Free Cruises & Ghost Pranks · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition, in
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  Speaker 1: case you are going to be in Philadelphia, the city
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  Speaker 1: of brotherly love. All right. The city of brotherly love.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday at Miller, at the
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  Speaker 1: Miller Theater, along with Don Lemon. D.L.
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  Speaker 2: & D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Continues. So, D.L. & D.L., anything goes. Also, my book,
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Boy, is available. And, of course, my podcast, Uncertain,
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  Speaker 1: is with new episodes every Monday and Thursday. So, I
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  Speaker 1: was on The View, and, of course... I owe Ana
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  Speaker 1: Navarro a pair of Louis Vuitton shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Why? Did you step on hers and ruin them?
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  Speaker 1: No, because she did me a solid. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: she told me what she wanted. And, you know, she
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  Speaker 1: won't stop talking about it. So she really does want
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  Speaker 1: the shoes. I guess she's not getting.
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  Speaker 2: A deal is a deal.
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  Speaker 1: I got to, you know, you know how you just
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  Speaker 1: say stuff. Yeah, of course I'll get them. But now
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  Speaker 1: I guess she really wants them.
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  Speaker 2: You got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get them. I got to do it now. I
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  Speaker 1: got to do it now. They have moved their studios now,
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  Speaker 1: so they're not where they used to be. They're, like,
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  Speaker 1: close to my apartment. But it was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Whoopi is great as always. You know what? Joy is
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  Speaker 1: never there when I'm there.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she don't like you.
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  Speaker 1: You think that's on purpose? She does like me.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think she likes you quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I thought she did. She does like me. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: nobody else did, but she likes me. Man. And the
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  Speaker 1: two white girls, they're pretty nice-looking white girls. I'm like, wow, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That ain't my thing, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. And one of them, you definitely ain't
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  Speaker 1: their thing. I think that's probably true. The Republican would know.
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  Speaker 1: But both of them are Republicans.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I take it back. Both of them ain't chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they might sneak around and try to
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  Speaker 1: get something.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about right now?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody need a little chocolate in their life. Every time
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  Speaker 1: we get like this, Jasmine just checks out. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: ruining my radio career.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't trying to get a f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing boy tail.
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  Speaker 2: How would I do that?
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  Speaker 1: I had dinner with Cedric the Annotator last night. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I went to this cool joint
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  Speaker 1: called Maven 7 in New York. And I like to go,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it was like one of those classic New
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  Speaker 1: York joints. It's all moody. It looked like you was
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  Speaker 1: in the scene from Brown Sugar. It was a dope thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I like that.
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  Speaker 1: What's the fare? What? What'd you say?
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  Speaker 2: What's the fare?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you say what the food is? Don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: know what the damn fair is.
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  Speaker 2: It's American.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you didn't see what I was talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's modern American.
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  Speaker 2: State Fair, Texas, right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. It's modern American. That's the way
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 3: So hard.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how many restaurants Cedric and I have closed
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  Speaker 1: down over the years. Like, people be ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: We still be in there laughing. And they always say,
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  Speaker 1: take your time. We are. But you know they're really
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  Speaker 1: ready for you to go. They're really ready for you
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  Speaker 1: to go.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody yawning.
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  Speaker 1: They be sweeping up under your feet while you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody just tell them to get out.
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  Speaker 1: I know they was ready to go. Bartender falling asleep
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  Speaker 1: on the counter. It was crazy. Coming up at the side,
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  Speaker 1: we got a song for you, Mom and Daddy. We're
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  Speaker 1: still together. We got a little note from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we're going to give you a chance to win.
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  Speaker 1: A free, you heard me right, free cabin for you
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  Speaker 1: and a guest to come see me on the One
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  Speaker 1: Voyage Cruise. If you have to have a valid passport,
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  Speaker 1: got to be able to get off work, got to
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  Speaker 1: get yourself to Miami. If you got that cover, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to hook you up with a cabin for two
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  Speaker 1: on one of the best cruises ever. The One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for caller number 10 at 877-242-2426. That is 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 1: And good luck from the D.L. Hughley Show. Let us
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  Speaker 1: see who is calling to go on the One Voice crew.
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  Speaker 1: Who this? Rosemary. Hey, where you calling from? Memphis, Tennessee. Well, congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: You're going on the One Voice crews, but I got
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  Speaker 1: a couple of stipulations. You got to have a valid
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  Speaker 1: passport that is not expiring within six months.
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  Speaker 2: I have a valid passport. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Can you and the guests get off work October 6th
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  Speaker 1: through November 1st? Me and my guests can take off
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  Speaker 1: October the 26th through November the 1st. And remember, you
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  Speaker 1: got to get back and forth to Miami. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's on you. You good with that? I can get
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  Speaker 1: to Miami and back. Well, congratulations. I'm going to see
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  Speaker 1: you on the One Voice Cruise. Okay. Okay. Hey. Who
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  Speaker 1: hooked you up?
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  Speaker 3: D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you learned is coming up next on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, the hookup for the One Voyage Cruise. That's
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  Speaker 1: going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This
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  Speaker 1: is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember that
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  Speaker 1: if you are going to be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be at the Miller Theater along with Don
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  Speaker 1: Lemon for the D.L. of D.L. Anything Goes Tour, so
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  Speaker 1: make sure you come check us out there. Also, my
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  Speaker 1: podcast every Thursday and Monday, Uncertain, and my book, Charlie's Boy.
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Boy. Charlie. Charlie's Boy. It's available. So come check
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  Speaker 1: that out. Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's homecoming season, as we all know, and I
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  Speaker 3: love seeing great stories. So apparently at Virginia State University's
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  Speaker 3: homecoming against Livingston College, you wouldn't know anything about these stories.
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  Speaker 3: Livingston College, you know, during these historically black kind of university,
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  Speaker 3: when they go back and forth, it's really all about
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  Speaker 3: the band, especially you love to see the drum major. Well,
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  Speaker 3: here in Richmond, they allowed Aleem the Dream Saunders. He's only,
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  Speaker 3: I think, 10 years old. They allowed him to take
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  Speaker 3: the field dressed in all white alongside VSU's marching band
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  Speaker 3: as the drum major in training. And he said he's
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  Speaker 3: been fascinated with it since you know, he could remember.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought it was just the cutest thing to
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  Speaker 3: allow him to get on the field with him like that.
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  Speaker 2: So shout out to them.
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  Speaker 1: That is so dope. I hope he goes there. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen this challenge where they have the little kids
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  Speaker 1: going to the bathroom and then they show that ghost
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  Speaker 1: behind them?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 1: That is horrible.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny, but it is horrible. It is funny, but
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  Speaker 1: it is horrible. Some of the kids lose their mind, boy. Man.
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  Speaker 1: But I saw two that just laughed, man. Those are going.
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  Speaker 2: To be dead. Those two. Did you see the cute
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  Speaker 2: little girl talking about, you don't scare me. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She was talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was one who tried
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  Speaker 2: to fight him.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, why is she doing this?
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  Speaker 1: Man, you can tell. You can tell, man. That's the
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  Speaker 1: future Sharkeesha right there. Get off me. Get off me.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And take this with you. Take this with you. Skip,
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  Speaker 1: my man Cheatham, what'd you learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 2: I think I solved the mystery now. We all saw,
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  Speaker 2: what's her name, Katie Zachariah talking about that she got
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  Speaker 2: past the bar in China. And actually, we figured it out.
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  Speaker 2: She actually sat at the bar to P.F. Chang. So
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  Speaker 2: I think she was just confused.
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  Speaker 1: Did she get the lettuce wraps?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, exactly. She didn't read it off the menu.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Point it at the picture. Point it at the picture.
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  Speaker 2: This right here. And don't they hate China?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she got a degree. This dizzy-ass broad said,
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  Speaker 1: I passed the bar in China. We don't know this.
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  Speaker 2: You can't even take a bar in China unless you're Chinese.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be a citizen of China to get there.
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  Speaker 1: Nope. And she clearly is not. She's Bimbo-nese.
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  Speaker 2: Bimbo-nese.
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  Speaker 1: On the next D.L. Hughley Show, Special K is going
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  Speaker 1: to drop another joint on short bus workers. It's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be worth giving to deserving someone another cabin to
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  Speaker 1: the One Voyage crew. So, if you're listening, it could
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  Speaker 1: be you. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. We will definitely
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  Speaker 1: see you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short
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  Speaker 1: bus operator. Poor last train. We gots to go. It's out.
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  Speaker 1: It's out. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.