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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Doug Pederson gets COVID, Chiefs are LOSERS, NBA sucks, MLB's dumb change · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Paully and Tony Fusco Show, first ever podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Fusco here with Tony Fusco as always, How you doing, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very excited. People have been asking us all day
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  Speaker 1: every day, Hey, when are you gonna do a podcast?
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  Speaker 1: You know they got these other podcasts out there. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we want to hear from you. We want smart takes
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  Speaker 1: that are based on side you go, there you go,
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  Speaker 1: because everybody knows with the number one show in Philly
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  Speaker 1: late night show to the way I'm dominated the time slot,
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  Speaker 1: everybody watched it. But now here we are in podcast
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  Speaker 1: form taking on a new a new venture, new adventure.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's just go when you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about a lot of things as we always do.
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs Tom Brady with the box and they'll be and uh,
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  Speaker 1: that league who should not be named the NBA, But
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  Speaker 1: you know we'll get to that. We we all know
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  Speaker 1: what the top story is here Eagles head coach from
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  Speaker 1: my hometown, Doug Peterson. Now Luckie's back after coming down
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  Speaker 1: with the coronavirus, and you know, good for him, but
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say the damage has been done here and
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  Speaker 1: you know I gotta say. And you know this, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody noticed when the coronavirus was coming. What did
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  Speaker 1: I say? I said, watch out for doug ep he's
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  Speaker 1: bad on defense, and sure enough, you know you're getting
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  Speaker 1: opponent coming at him and he goes down. I'm not surprised, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Your take, well, I wasn't surprised because this guy only
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  Speaker 1: thinks about offense, and as we know, defense wins championships,
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  Speaker 1: so that when he gets blitzed, he gets sick, he
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  Speaker 1: goes down for two weeks. What are you gonna do
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  Speaker 1: when you face the cowboys blitz? What are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: do when you face the giant splits? You're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down for two weeks. Not we gotta replace him,
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  Speaker 1: he's gotta go. What are we gonna do? We gotta
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  Speaker 1: get someone in there with a better defensive mind, better
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  Speaker 1: immune system, right, and that's why we gotta go with
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  Speaker 1: the name that comes to mind. I want to throw
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  Speaker 1: out a placement. We thought this through, Tony, We thought
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  Speaker 1: this through number one on our list, Deuced Sailey. There's
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  Speaker 1: the choice could run choice, any virus, any formation could
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  Speaker 1: just run through it. Right, And you know what we
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  Speaker 1: talked about Also, he's a good first contact running back.
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  Speaker 1: Any time he gets hit, he doesn't go down. So
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  Speaker 1: guess what if coronavirus hits him first contact, he's bouncing
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  Speaker 1: right off. You don't even need to contact tracing on
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  Speaker 1: him because he's just gonna be out. He's not even
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  Speaker 1: on your map. Nope, nope, Yeah, you want to grow
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  Speaker 1: another name. I had another name. I was thinking about
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  Speaker 1: this because you know, we do our prep, we're professional.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about Frank Reich. Now some of you
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  Speaker 1: may not understand and remember who Frank Reich was. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he played with the Bills, but he was also the
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  Speaker 1: offensive coordinator for the Eagles when they won the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: And what's he doing? He's doing anything? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: bring him back so we can win the Super Bowl? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, gentlemen. Sorry, Frank is an he coaching with
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  Speaker 1: the cults? What was that? Who is that? Sorry? That's
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  Speaker 1: how producer Jay new, producer, he's new. As you can see,
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  Speaker 1: he's now. Sorry. So that's why he's interrupted because he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't quite underno how it works around here. He's he's available.
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  Speaker 1: Let's even if he's coaching the cults. As you say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, We don't know he would leave anything to
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  Speaker 1: go to the Eagles. Even besides the coaching the Colts.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing nothing. That's nothing, that's a nothing job. It's
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  Speaker 1: enough of the Eagles now, please, we gotta move on,
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  Speaker 1: So no more interruptions, all right? Next story? Looked up
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  Speaker 1: the odds. Tony, I still can't believe this Chiefs favored
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  Speaker 1: six to one still to win the Super Bowl, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't What is everyone getting away so carried away
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  Speaker 1: with this team? What have you done? What have they
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  Speaker 1: done to even earn that kind of respect? What am
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  Speaker 1: I missing it? Tony? Listen, I don't understand why everybody's
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  Speaker 1: going crazy for this team. What have they done that
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  Speaker 1: everyone is going crazy for? You know? Uh, you know
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the show, I mentioned that we
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  Speaker 1: do we believe in the science here, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at stats and numbers and and tell
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  Speaker 1: you the real story of the chief You know, they're
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  Speaker 1: only winning one quarter per game if you look at
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  Speaker 1: the stats, they win the fourth quarter and they win
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  Speaker 1: these games. But did you ever stop and realize that
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  Speaker 1: they're losing three quarters of every game? Why is nobody
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  Speaker 1: looking at that? Sto Jimmy g has had three quarters
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  Speaker 1: of the Super Bowl. Listen, when Roger Federer plays Rafael
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  Speaker 1: Nadal and he wins three sets in a row, You're
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  Speaker 1: not like, oh, here comes the fourth set. If Nadal
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  Speaker 1: wins at the end, he's the winner. No, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: You go through the whole playoffs. You look at it.
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  Speaker 1: They lost nine quarters at a twelve, and you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me that's a winning team. That's a losing team. You know,
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  Speaker 1: hyperfer teams like give me the Steelers. At least a
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  Speaker 1: team that wins more quarters but then loses that fourth quarter,
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  Speaker 1: that's a better team. Also, need we remind the fans
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  Speaker 1: at home the Eagles and they beat the Patriots. They
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  Speaker 1: want every quarter. It wasn't close. They killed the Patriots
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  Speaker 1: all the quarters, never in doubt. That's that's a football team.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand this. Mahomes. Everybody's going crazy. What's this other?
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  Speaker 1: Travis Casey? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is his name, Casey. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They gave him an extension. I'll give him an extension
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  Speaker 1: my middle finger. All right, sorry, getting too up seven down?
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  Speaker 1: You know it's not gonna make us feel any better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we're gonna go to a new segment. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about Tom Brady in the box, and it's time
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  Speaker 1: for predictions. It's when we give you our prediction. We
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  Speaker 1: give you our take, well reasoned, well thought out. So
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  Speaker 1: this is our favorite of you. You get out your
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  Speaker 1: pens and your papers. Here we go, Tony. Tell him,
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  Speaker 1: Tell him Brady in the box. What's gonna happen this year?
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  Speaker 1: Tell him Tampa Bay? Where do they got? All right? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You look back at who they have. They got Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady forty six years old. Gronkowski. Uh, he's also old.
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  Speaker 1: They got uh, you know, off the top of my head,
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  Speaker 1: work done, Mike all stop. But he is the thing.
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  Speaker 1: They're also in Florida and they got bad coronavirus. However,
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  Speaker 1: all things considered, you know my prediction. I'm being slightly
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  Speaker 1: bullish on this. I think they're gonna they'll go one
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  Speaker 1: and fifteen. Couldn't agree more, Tony. In fact, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go in oh in sixteen. But I got Brady going
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  Speaker 1: ohen one because in that first game without an offensive
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  Speaker 1: line to save him, or it isn't gonna be pretty
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  Speaker 1: for you, pretty boy. They're gonna hit you so hard
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna fly first. Class all the way back to
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  Speaker 1: Boston and land on your butt path. And you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I've been saying this all Yeah, everybody knows this. This
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  Speaker 1: is all anybody's gonna remember about Tom Brady. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: look back on his career and they're gonna say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even remember what this guy did before that
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  Speaker 1: season with that, you know what Adam been doing? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely right. People are not gonna remember anything about him
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  Speaker 1: other than Tampa Bay. People are gonna say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask people, hey, Tom Brady, quick, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think. They're gonna say, oh, horrible Tampa Bay. And
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  Speaker 1: you can ask him, hey, do you what about New England?
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  Speaker 1: People can say, what did he play? Remember, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even remember. I know you're thinking Drew Bleds. So that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't Tom Brady, that was Drew Bleds. So people are
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  Speaker 1: gonna forget because it's gonna be so bad in Tampa.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was predictions. There you go. So now
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  Speaker 1: We didn't want to talk about this, but we got
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  Speaker 1: to talk about what's going on in the NBA first,
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  Speaker 1: Joel Embid injured. Can I just say this, Tony and
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  Speaker 1: I think the same way. The only way we found
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  Speaker 1: out about it was on the internet, because we're sure
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  Speaker 1: as hell aren't watching these games. Nope, everyone who watches
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  Speaker 1: in office. It's not so much to ask, is it. Nope? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I can't why even bother watching it anyway, because we
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  Speaker 1: all know Lebron's gonna lose in the finals like he
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  Speaker 1: always does. I mean, look, it's so predictable. We always
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  Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen every year. It's the same thing
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  Speaker 1: in the NBA twenty years in a row. Lebron is
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  Speaker 1: gonna get there. I don't care what team he's with.
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  Speaker 1: There's a reason Lebron's Nevil won an NBA title. It's
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  Speaker 1: because he chokes and he gets to the finals. He's garbage.
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  Speaker 1: He's never won a title. You know what, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he's ever gonna win a title. So let's just
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  Speaker 1: move on and they him. But you know, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to something else because we got another water fight
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  Speaker 1: major League Baseball. I don't know if you've seen this.
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  Speaker 1: I tried not to watch, but they're doing seven inning
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  Speaker 1: games now to make up for this ship. Now. I
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: think this is bullshit. It's an American In fact, when
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: the first time I was watching this, I think it
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: was the Marlins Braves, Marlins Reds, one of those games,
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  Speaker 1: A good, good game, good game. I'm waiting waiting for
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  Speaker 1: the eighth inning to come around, and then I realized,
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  Speaker 1: holy shit, there's not going to be an Athan. I
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  Speaker 1: was so fucking pissed. I called my cable company. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you short changed me two winnings. What this is ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: with your thoughts, Tony, you know, part of the part
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  Speaker 1: of the greatness of baseball is pitching changes. That's what
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  Speaker 1: people want to say. People don't care home runs and
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  Speaker 1: how many times you can get on base. People all
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  Speaker 1: want pitching changes when it's the fourth inning. I want
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  Speaker 1: to see who's coming in the game. I want more
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  Speaker 1: pitching changes and seven innings? Are you kidding me? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even warmed up yet. That's why they call it
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  Speaker 1: a seventh inning stretch is because I'm just getting warmed up.
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  Speaker 1: I want minimum twelve innings. PAULI, what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what what is this? Do you see what
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  Speaker 1: they're doing in the extra? In the extras? They I
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  Speaker 1: can't even because I think I get too upset, and
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  Speaker 1: then you don't want to see this, don't because they're
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  Speaker 1: putting They're putting a runner on second to start to
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  Speaker 1: start it, to stop the inning. What's not You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start giving out the free runs. You're gonna start to
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  Speaker 1: giving a stimulus checks to everybody, you know, get putting
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  Speaker 1: a run around second. It's like a government handout. You
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  Speaker 1: know what happened to score in the games? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what happened to working, pulling yourself up by your bootstraps
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  Speaker 1: and doing the hard work yourself? What do we Why don't?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just stupid that they're doing this all wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So we came up, Paulie and I we came up
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  Speaker 1: with an idea that's even better the home run idea.
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  Speaker 1: You tell him, Tony, what's the idea? Tell him? My
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  Speaker 1: home run idea is why not start the game at
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  Speaker 1: four or four? That's the way you do it. This way.
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  Speaker 1: You turn on the game and you say, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's four or four. Look at this. The Medicine Cardinals
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  Speaker 1: are a full or four game already. I gotta sit down,
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  Speaker 1: cancel my plans. Anza, Yeah, there you go. It's just
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  Speaker 1: that's what people want to see. They want to be
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: unable to turn it off. You're gonna be putting people
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  Speaker 1: on base anyway. You might as well just make the
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  Speaker 1: score four four and that's yeah, give him runs full four.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, every game, every game we're into it
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  Speaker 1: are ready. So we're nearing the end of the show,
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  Speaker 1: so it's time to do corrections now. Usually we correct
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  Speaker 1: things that people you know, wrote in when we correct
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  Speaker 1: the other people when they try to correct our mistakes,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: we correct them back. But since it is our first show,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have any mistakes to even talk about. The Tony,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think of the show? When anything you
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  Speaker 1: want to say, I have to barge in here voice
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  Speaker 1: you guys said, Lebron has never won an NBA finals.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally wrong. You know this is you know listen,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a matter of perspective. Let me ask you,
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  Speaker 1: Mr smart guy, name the titles. If he wont he
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  Speaker 1: never won a title, name him? Can you go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and namehim for us? Guys? He won one in Miami
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  Speaker 1: to Mina. Oh see, you see, this is why we
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  Speaker 1: do this show. Give her to Dwyane Wade. Dwyane Wade
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  Speaker 1: is the reason he won those. He got those he
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  Speaker 1: didn't win, right, Wade? To give you five names, Mike Miller,
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  Speaker 1: I can give you tons of names before you even
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  Speaker 1: get to Lebron. So they but and what are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell me next? What are you gonna tell me next? Cleveland?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Won in Cleveland? Yes, he won in Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: a couple of years after. Did you watch it? Because
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  Speaker 1: if you did, you know Guyry Irving number one? And
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  Speaker 1: then I gotta say the absence of Draymond Green because
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  Speaker 1: who pitched them out? Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Lebron,
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  Speaker 1: And you're gonna get You're gonna crown that guy. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta say he's a king for being a little whiney
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  Speaker 1: ass bitch. Yeah, and then also oh Steph Curry, he
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  Speaker 1: threw his mouth piece, so yeah, yeah, zero yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't have Kevin Durant either, So please, why do
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  Speaker 1: we zero ranks? Why don't we hire this guy? I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what he's talking about anymore? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know either, but you know he's new, he's new. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you go study up before our next episode because
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  Speaker 1: we're running out of time anyway, So welcome, uh, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for joining us for our should we should we
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