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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is it dude to the graphic nature of this program,
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  Speaker 1: listener discretion? Is it lies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Shows? This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Today's Tuesday. It is July the twenty eighth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show, Woody Greg Venas,
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  Speaker 2: we got Gina Grad, we got Sea Bass. Sammy is here,
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  Speaker 2: There is Jeff g We got Morgan von Our video producer.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, we got Menji,
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  Speaker 2: and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: Wood You can send us a text check in over
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  Speaker 2: to two two nine eight seven. All the treading these headlines,
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  Speaker 2: of course, the continuation of Nark Week. It is Shark
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  Speaker 2: Week on Discovery, so Agent Sebastian and the agents of
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  Speaker 2: the cart Narks. There are a handful and some special
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  Speaker 2: things that happened during Nark Week that won't necessarily happen
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  Speaker 2: any other time. So that's coming up a little bit
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  Speaker 2: later on here in the show Today, July twenty eighth,
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  Speaker 2: it's World Hepatitis Day. Yeah, what are we doing? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know? So like, so, what have you get hepatitis.
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  Speaker 2: That's could be anything from what like cold soars.
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  Speaker 5: There's eight herpies.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, never mind, never mind that strike that does.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's a liver thing.
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  Speaker 2: So hepatitis. But there's different kinds, right like right, D
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  Speaker 2: But what are the different like what's the difference? What happens?
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  Speaker 5: One is the worst one? And you get that from
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  Speaker 5: like sharing needles and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Right? And can you don't know you're asking right to
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  Speaker 2: the person who just asked the question. Here, we got it.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a low down on hepatitis and heptitis A spreads,
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  Speaker 2: buy food or water, parentheses, fecal oral route, short term
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  Speaker 2: results on its own, Okay, good preventable vaccine.
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  Speaker 4: I think I have ap A.
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  Speaker 6: I have B VEX vaccine uh B infected through blood
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  Speaker 6: all right, bodily fluids semen.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, because when I went out of the country in college,
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  Speaker 5: they made us get B vaccines.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, can can be a long term problem there with
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  Speaker 6: liver damage. Ce blood sharing needles becomes chronic no vaccine,
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  Speaker 6: but is curable with anti virals.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, and that's the one that payner and hepsie.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: D A clerk occurs only people who are already affected
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  Speaker 6: with B. So it's like extra BA. You'll be extra
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  Speaker 6: and E through water porcentation like you might and a
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  Speaker 6: short term but can be dangerous for pregnant individuals like
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  Speaker 6: Sammy will be after she gets married.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well she'll have a couple of different risk factors there,
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  Speaker 2: because as I anything after thirty is automatically like a
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  Speaker 2: high risk. All right, well, it's World Hepatitis Days now
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's National Chocolate milk Day, It's National Soccer
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  Speaker 2: Day and National water park Day. Oh sweet, all right,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. See the a's your favorite and Greg,
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  Speaker 2: you're always looking to learn. You want to know it's
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  Speaker 2: the top gen Z slang so far this year.
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  Speaker 4: I keep me updated.
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  Speaker 2: So here we are. We're a little bit more than
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  Speaker 2: halfway through the year in the top slang for gen
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  Speaker 2: z sun say wala, larp, lock in and look smaxing.
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  Speaker 2: All right, and then I see last year's words. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, we're six seven. That was big blazing, crash
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  Speaker 2: out and unk. So we've moved past those. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So Son, which is dude, medic has been doing this forever.
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  Speaker 2: It's in a casual way to address someone similar to
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  Speaker 2: saying bro, dude, or my guy, what's up? Sun? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: say wala. Now this is a phrase that comes from Arabic,
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  Speaker 2: so like wala he meaning I swear to God. It's
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  Speaker 2: used to challenge someone to prove they're telling the truth,
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  Speaker 2: like you won the lottery, Say wala, like say what
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  Speaker 2: say wala. But because it has religious origins, some people
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  Speaker 2: use it sincerely, while other people just use it casually
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  Speaker 2: and slang. Larp LARPing we we've heard about that for
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  Speaker 2: a while. Live action role playing online is used to
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  Speaker 2: call someone out for pretending to be something that they're
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  Speaker 2: not or acting fake. So he's out here. LARPing is
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  Speaker 2: a millionaire for real life LARPers in my neighborhood in Nashville,
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  Speaker 2: and they have been doing it in the same park
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  Speaker 2: for thirty plus years. Yeah, the leather, I love classics
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  Speaker 2: And they've been at the same part. My little brother
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  Speaker 2: did it when he was a kid. Yeah, they're still there.
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  Speaker 2: Weirdosa larp lock in. See a lot of these seem
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  Speaker 2: like sun LARPing. These are all.
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  Speaker 4: Older, like how stuff comes back around?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So to focus completely on a task
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  Speaker 2: and eliminate distractions lock in all right, off he is
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  Speaker 2: before studying working out or preparing for something important, like so,
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  Speaker 2: I've got finals next week, I need to lock in.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's the time to get serious.
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  Speaker 4: They tell us that to distract us, we won't know
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  Speaker 4: the real gen z s lines.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then looks maxing. We've heard a little bit
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  Speaker 2: about this, the practice of trying to maximize your physical
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  Speaker 2: appearance through grooming, skincare, fitness, fashion, hairstyles, dental care, or
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  Speaker 2: other appearance improvements. Exams would be he's been looks baxing
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  Speaker 2: for months with the new haircut, skincare routine and gym membership. Yah.
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  Speaker 5: This is basically a glow up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it is what Menace has been doing. Menus
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  Speaker 6: is got bis a line he's going to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, looks vaccine trying. But oh, did you look up
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  Speaker 4: our word baxing. Did you read the definition of that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like what you were saying, it's it's.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of because that's definitely taking over looks baxxing online
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  Speaker 4: just doing stuffle fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, like trying to make things perfect, Like you're
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  Speaker 2: going to do things, but not until you're completely thought
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  Speaker 2: out and have a really specific plan in place, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like action beats perfection.
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  Speaker 4: I don't love that name.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it either.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense, right, because you're not trying
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  Speaker 4: real hard to be something R worthy. Yeah, okay, so
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  Speaker 4: you have the definition greg right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a viral internet term meaning stopping overthinking, choosing
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  Speaker 7: action over analysis, and then prioritizing imperfect execution over endless plan.
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  Speaker 2: I think, but you would say, like, looks like you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to maximize your looks. But if you're I think
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  Speaker 2: that would mean that you're trying to be extra stupid, right.
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  Speaker 6: I think what happened here? What he is they wanted
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  Speaker 6: to term for this? The R word has become very
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  Speaker 6: popular once again.
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  Speaker 2: It's back. Whether people want to admit it, it really is. No, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not dude big way.
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  Speaker 6: And I think what they they're trying to use that
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  Speaker 6: to do and they just shove it together. I don't
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  Speaker 6: think it's gonna last this army.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost the opposite of what we're talking exactly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: really well?
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  Speaker 5: Well, a fifteen year old is in custody and a
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  Speaker 5: second suspect still on the run after that food festival
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  Speaker 5: shooting in Seattle over the weekend, as were three people
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  Speaker 5: were killed a bunch more wounded. The mayor of Seattle says, quote,
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  Speaker 5: we believe this fifteen yearyear old open fire in the crowd,
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  Speaker 5: but details are still under investigation. Cops think it's gang related,
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  Speaker 5: but again still being investigatd.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen fifteen good parent. Yeah, eighteen year old gang member
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  Speaker 4: in Seattle, real thug.
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  Speaker 5: Well Idaho murderer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a Seattle gang member.
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  Speaker 5: That makes you.
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  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't mean you're shooting up a place. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're a loser, lose, that part's true.
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  Speaker 4: Thinking like at one point, like a teenager, like that's
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  Speaker 4: not cool, like amongst your friends, amongst your you know,
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  Speaker 4: peers like, oh, you're a fifteen year old with a gun,
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  Speaker 4: Like you're you're looked down upon as a loser, not
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  Speaker 4: a cool person.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you're a Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what fifteen year old? I mean, we got in trouble,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but we were, like, I don't know, in
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  Speaker 2: a house, you know, stupid. We weren't jumping up a
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  Speaker 2: food festival exactly. I think we signed our friends up
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  Speaker 2: for the Columbia house. See, like, oh man, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: stick him with these turnable CDs and he's got to
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  Speaker 2: buy one at full price. We weren't shooting up the
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  Speaker 2: food festival.
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  Speaker 7: But I think what you're saying is a fifteen year
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  Speaker 7: old might be easily impressed if you come to school
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  Speaker 7: with I don't know, a pocket knife or something like that,
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  Speaker 7: but then draw the line at gun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we thought those switchblade combs were pretty cool.
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  Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, dude. Well, Idaho murderer Brian Coberger is
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  Speaker 5: trying to challenge his conviction, and now he says he's innocent.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, right now, he's rotting in an Idaho prison
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  Speaker 5: serving four life sentences, but he's filed a petition to
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  Speaker 5: get a new court case to reverse his guilty plea.
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  Speaker 5: So his weirdo says, my actual innocence is my truth,
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  Speaker 5: and the plea hinged on by false promises and blatant disinformation,
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  Speaker 5: must be withdrawn. Now, he hasn't said why he pleaded
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  Speaker 5: guilty in the first place, but he did make sure
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  Speaker 5: to add that justice was not served and unanswered questions
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  Speaker 5: seemed to multiply with each piece of discovery unsealed. Well,
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  Speaker 5: the good new uses that he'll probably stay rotting in
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  Speaker 5: prison because there is only a tiny handful of people
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  Speaker 5: who have ever had their conviction overturned on this scale.
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  Speaker 7: I've heard about cases where people will confess and they say, well,
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  Speaker 7: I did it under duress, I was tired, I was
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  Speaker 7: exhausted from the interrogation. Would you ever never confess to
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  Speaker 7: something you didn't do because you're tired?
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  Speaker 5: I don't buy it enough true crime, Well.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when you're you know, positioning yourself image wise of
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  Speaker 2: this really smart person. You know, the consequence would be
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  Speaker 2: that you're going to prison for the rest of your life,
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  Speaker 2: or that you're going to face the death penalty. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care how tired I am. I'm not cracking keep
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  Speaker 2: me up for five days in a row. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: saying yeah, and now.
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  Speaker 5: I think we're all at this point, hopefully to sort
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  Speaker 5: of savvy to fall for this. But the second part
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  Speaker 5: of that is always they keep you up. You're exhausted,
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  Speaker 5: you haven't eaten whatever for days, and then they're like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, we're willing to cut a deal, like if
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  Speaker 5: you just admit it and write it down, like let's
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  Speaker 5: just go home, because they can lie to you in
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  Speaker 5: this country a lot of countries they can't, but they
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  Speaker 5: can say anything they want. So at that point you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that sounds great.
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  Speaker 8: I could see myself doing this by accident. They're trained
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  Speaker 8: to get a confession out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let me rephrase it. I like to believe.
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  Speaker 7: I would never confess something even if they said, hey,
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  Speaker 7: you can go home, because what you become that dumb
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  Speaker 7: when you're in the.
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  Speaker 5: I mean apparently and deal with it later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bienemy, it's
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  Speaker 5: a tough one to say, enemy. It's your team, I know,
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  Speaker 5: but I haven't really been around in a while. He's
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  Speaker 5: dealing with a family tragedy.
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  Speaker 2: He's been around for a while.
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  Speaker 5: Has he been around? Well, I left in two thousand
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  Speaker 5: and three.
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  Speaker 2: But you can still consider yourself to be a Chiefs fan.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I know who Andy Reid is. Else do I need?
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  Speaker 9: All?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Good enough? Well, he's dealing with the family swift, Yeah right,
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  Speaker 5: he's dealing with a family tragedy. After his wife Mia
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  Speaker 5: was shot at their home in Ashbourne, Virginia, so cops say.
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  Speaker 5: Their twenty seven year old son was arrested and charged
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  Speaker 5: with multiple felonies, including malicious wounding and using a firearm
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  Speaker 5: during the commission of a felony. Now, thank god, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: she was shot in the chest in arm, but she's
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  Speaker 5: in the hospital in stable condition. Thankfully. The doctors say
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  Speaker 5: her injuries are not life threatening. She was shot in
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  Speaker 5: the chest. That's pretty incredible that it's not life threatening.
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  Speaker 5: I meanwhile, he was in Missouri with the Chiefs at
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  Speaker 5: training camp. He heard about the shooting. Of course left immediately,
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  Speaker 5: and of course Chiefs coach Andy Reid says, the entire
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  Speaker 5: organization is supporting him and the kid is being held
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  Speaker 5: without bond. Cops are still trying to figure out what
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  Speaker 5: the hell the motive was for that shooting, so I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure there'll be more on that.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: The diarrhea lettuce aka cyclostpory asses, Okay, that's been in
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  Speaker 5: the news for like a month. We're all sick hearing
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  Speaker 5: about it. But now doctors are finally worried that people
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  Speaker 5: are actually looking for the lettuce to eat it and
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  Speaker 5: to lose weight. Sound yeah, okay, Greg, I need you
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  Speaker 5: to listen closely. So videos are going around on social
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  Speaker 5: media about how cyclos you could be cyclosporas skinny rap,
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  Speaker 5: and most these are memes and TikTok jokes, but they
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  Speaker 5: are trending enough that they are getting the attention of
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  Speaker 5: doctors who say, this is of course a terrible idea.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Well just in case, I mean, are people actually doing
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: that problem. I don't think so, but just in case
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: there is like a Greg who has a moment of weakness.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: It's well, it's kind of like how we uh at
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: one point, great, we heard about the tapeworms, right, wanting
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: one for it was a warning because there were people
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: selling well they claim they were selling these tapeworms that
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: you can get the nail that you give to yourself,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: right and.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: They literally just like they're like sea monkeys, like they
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: grow and they eat your food before you eat it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like you're supposed to swallow these things, and yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the tapeworm works where they consume all the you can
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: basically you know, entire pizza and lose weight.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Because it was once.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: You and the tapeworm have done your business together and
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: you're ready to go your separate ways.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. You're supposed to We didn't investigate first.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you don't.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: You don't get to decide. You don't get to decide
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: when you expel it to get to some point you
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: crap it out. But the risk was that it could
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: get to your brain, right Greg, or.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: Something that was a slight turn off that and how
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: you could get it out of you.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like your brain already.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: Maybe it did, but in the meantime it would be great.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, some people have gotten sick. They've ended up
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: in the hospital for a really long time. So this
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: ain't the way Greg. Let's go investigate this tape worms again.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: We're gonna have to go back to coma size medic
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: get this because he's not eating salad.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are gonna be totally fine.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: And finally, oh SeaBASS isn't gonna like this the test.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: The cyber truck appears to be the second biggest flop
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: in automotive history. That's according to experts.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Well, they're cool, they're so cool.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Trash cans with wheels the only one worse. Has anyone
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: ever heard of the ford edseel? I've heard it made
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: fun of it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: It's a car that did not did not do well.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: It's the biggest automotive bomb of all.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it named after his kid? Like his kid name
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: was at all?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Know?
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yea, it was no good. Well, the cyber truck sales
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: numbers never lived up to all the hype. They predicted.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Hundreds of thousands of cyber trucks would just fly off
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: the lot every year, but a sixth of the predicted
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty thousand trucks have been sold. So
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: what happened? Well, they're really they have eyeballs, people have
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: a ton of a ton of recalls, and that ugly
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: ass design are just some of the reasons it was
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: a flop. So sorry about that Sea Best.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at an edsle on Google. It's kind of cool.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Look kind of cool.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the big problem was, but I
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: just remember in movies like Oh the Edzel and like
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Brank Wink that's the funny Joulie. I think it's so ugly.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: It's old tim It has like a weird vertical grill
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: right in the middle of it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Strange.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I know for Gen xers, like the car that
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: everybody made fun.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Of was Yougo, You Go and the Pinto Pinto.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the Youugo.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: If you really want to rip on someone and tell
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: them they're going to have a crappy car, you said like, yeah, man,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be driving a Yugo. Yeah, totally.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I never even heard a Suzuki Samurai U the Bo's Pinto.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: It was always Pinto around my friend Pinto and.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Hugo because the Hugo was in movies like they would
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: tap the bumper and it would explode.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Was I know? They were like totally cheap, fall apart
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: garbage cars and stone cars.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a few flops. There was the other
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: one that we made fun of. What's the one in
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: the one in Wayne's World?
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: That No, that was that weird looking maybe a pacer.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Well, the az Tech was like also a big joke
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: and that was part of like a big joke and
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: breaking bad, you know.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: The car I always hated was the Ford Probe.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: What happened to that thing?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Hated? That was my dream? Okay, I was just about
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: to make fun of my breeder sister, My sister Robin.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That was her quote. We would talk about, like, oh man,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: if you could have any car, what would it be?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Totally and she said, the Ford Probe.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: They don't look great, Greg. I'm looking at it right now, looking.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: At the newer version.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: It looks like gel cat like looks like it like
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the how Advil has like the capsules or the gel
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: caps automotive jail cap.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Like are you looking at the nineties version or the
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: later version the.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: Nineties ver whatever they had the headlights that pop up,
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: I know are cool luxury.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: You know what a ton of my friends had in
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: high school, the Geo Metro that those high school kids.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Those were like a Ford printo, a Ford PRINTO. When
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: we were freshman nineteen ninety two, my friends and I
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: would all sit around at the lunch table and talk
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: about like what cars we were going to get, you know,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: when we got our driver's licenses finally, and the car
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: that I wanted, I know a couple of other friends
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: wanted to was the Honda CRX. Yeah, like those are dope.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Then it went to like a like a grand like
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: a Jeep Cherokee, like Cherokees were really cool at the time. Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: But the CRX, I think was the car amongst the
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: front like as far as like a like achievable car.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: You know what one of my friends had that I
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: was Gremlin. Do you guys remember the like ll Bean Jeep, Yes,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: er edition, that Eddie Bauer that was the one.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. High school.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: My high school girlfriend got a car like a guilt
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: trip car from her dad, who had basically embedded her
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: as a kid. So he made up for it by
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: getting her an a Suzu Impulse and it was one
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: of those cars where when you opened the door, the
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: seatbelt went forward by itself and then closed the door.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: I thought, oh my god, abandoned of luxury.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: You can't not put your seatbelt on right. And it
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: had leather interior.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: I remember the Isuzu Trooper.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: What was this Impulse? It was their quote sports car
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and the guy was Joey Zuzu, right, yeah, it was
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: his name. He was on all those like David Leisure.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, David Leisure from night Court.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Or something.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: When I was in high school, everybody wanted Honda CIVICX
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: because you could trick him out like fast and furious.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: There were so many aftermarket parts.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah the car, I don't get. Two cars I don't get.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I don't get. What's the one that looks like the
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: milk wagon? Oh the PT Cruiser Yeah?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: What?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh? God? Like like oh like it's.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Looks like a hot ride.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah it looks like old timy ambulance. Yeah you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: or like.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, everyone made fun of those. I thought they
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: were kind of cute. No, those are losers.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And then the other one that I don't understand the
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: appeal of is the Jeep Wrangler. I know, there's a
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: lot of love for the Jeep Wrangler. I've never gotten it. Like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: you know what I've always hated about it. The windows zip. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like plastic window loud. And then I think, you know,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: that wasn't even as bad. I think when it really
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: went off the cliff for me was when everybody started
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: putting the ducks on the on the dashboard and stuff like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I don't what's the what's the what's the symbology there?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: When did that start?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Like if a jeep start by somebody,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: there was one person it was started.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: It was a COVID.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: But yeah, like why, like, so what is it supposed to?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Why a duck? Why a little rubber duck's way to
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: fruit it up?
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: You know, jeep ducking or duck duck jeep is a
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: friendly tradition. Okay, it started in Canada. This is so dumb.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's what.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I just really never got the duck thing. What's what's
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: that about? I don't know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: But I'm looking at the nineteen eighty nine Ford Probe
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: and that was badass.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: My first car was a hand me down, the Chevy Nova,
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: and then my next car. We got her to use
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: car lot and it jerked so hard to the left,
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: I thought I was going to die several times. A
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Nissan Sentra that looked like when a kid draws a car. Yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: it was like nineteen eighty eight or something.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: It's like looked like a matchbox car.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: My family had the most embarrassing car. We had the
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Cutlass Supreme. Yeah, the Supreme station wagon spoked wheels.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: So my friend had a hand me down Cutlass Spreemao
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: was white with like burgundy velvet.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: We had been a pretty dumb one and my stepfather
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: thought it was so cool. It was a mini van,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: but it was an old mobile. Oh, the silhouette, I
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: remember that. Look that thing up the old mobile. It
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: looks like totally doorstop, yeah, or a dustbuster.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: And then the other one it looks like one of
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: those old dustbusters.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: We're like cool.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And then the Arrowstar. Those were so late. Oh, the
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: soccer moms had the Arrowstar. The Arrowstar was way cooler
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: than the oldmobile silhouette. The silhouette it looked like a dustbuster. Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: and we had a white one too. Best friend's parents.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Did you ever say something out loud? And you realize,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I am so stupid.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I was having a conversation with a friend of mine yesterday.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And I think I came to the conclusion that I
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: preferred the weekend lifestyle. Yeah. Really, they're just like, oh
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: my god, dude, we're already back at just the regular
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: weekday grind what.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: So we discussed it thoroughly. We really got into We're like.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: You know what, I think, I just prefer the weekend lifestyle.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Saturday weekend, yeah, permanent weekend. Yeah. I know. It's always different,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: like outside looking in, but you look at people who
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: are retired and you're like, how how do you ever?
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: How do you ever get bored? Because you hear about
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: people who retire and within like a couple of months
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: they're miserable, and you're like how, But I guess you're
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: not in it. It always it is different when you're
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: in it, And when you're in it, you're old. You're
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: you're old, you're now you're now on a on a
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: quote fixed income, meaning that you know you have no
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: new income coming in, you're living off of whatever you
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: know you've managed to save or invest or, Social Security
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: things coming in like that. But yeah, it's still most
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: people even in retirement, you know, if they have saved something,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: which a lot of people, jeez, don't. But you have
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: to scale back, you know, from what you were doing
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: when you were working. I'd be willing to check it out,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: you know, give it a try. I mean, you can
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: always go back in some way, shape or form. That's
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: always an option for you. You can always choose to
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: work until you die.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Right or just be fancy and call it a sabbatical.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah that word.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want one of those things. I gotta figure
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: out something where they'll hold your job for you, where
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: they're legally required by law.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: That can't do that. But there's there's something I've seen people.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Where they really take advantage of that that you know,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason, they're not able to come in and
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: so they qualify and there's some kind of like and
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: they're completely some people it's legit, but there are some people,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: and you know who I'm talking about, there are some
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: people who just completely take advantage and use it to
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: their advantage. You're not allowed to fire me. Yeah, I'm
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: on a I'm on a mental health lea leave or
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: oh I have an alcohol problem do you work. I've
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: never really know you to have an alcohol problem. Are
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you using this? I've always said I was gonna just
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: you know, say I was gay, come out as gay. Yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like if you're really on the edge, you know, like
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of being part of like some cuts or you know,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: getting fired. But but yeah, you're like, you know what,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. It was just lapsed in judgment. I've
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: been on a lot of stress lately. I've been drinking
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: more and it's because I can't believe I'm saying this
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: right now. But guys, I'm gay. They can't fire you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I mean not yet. They got to, like they gotta
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: pump the brakes on that one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, job protectedly and I.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Mean not just gay, but I mean yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: I'm gayer than gay.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I mean checking out guys at the bus stop, gay
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Christmas at Bloomingdale's gay. Right.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: So see six months right right?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: But yeah, back to the original thought. May I'm just yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a bigger fan. I think of the weekend lifestyle.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: What about you? I think yeah, I think go ahead
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I can do it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah kind of like it. Well, I mean, look, I've
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: been in situations where I've been unemployed and it's not
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: as enjoyable as I thought it might be. No, it's
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: pure stress. You know, even in a situation where Okay,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I had six months to go or more on my
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: contract and they were paying it out, so it was
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: basically a six month vacation. And I'm very well networked.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people. I've been doing this
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a long time, thirty plus years, and so I know
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. I knew I was going to
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: get a job, but for whatever reason, it's because you
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: don't have something nailed down yet. It creates that stress
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: and anxiety and you don't enjoy it the way you
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: should because you will go back to work. And I've
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: given that advice to many people who have lost their
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: jobs friends and people who are freaking out. I go, man, like, look,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: you're in a good position. A couple of my friends like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you've done a really good job of living below your means,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: and you've saved some money, and you have this severance.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Whatever it was getting paid out of a contract, or
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: they had a certain amount of time, they already had
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: some irons in the fire. I'm like, look, I know
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: it doesn't feel this way in the moment, but you're
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: gonna look back because at some point you're going to
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: be in your car driving to your new job and
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be man, I really should have enjoyed that
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: time more.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: But yeah, when you're when you're in it, sometimes it's
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: hard to it's hard to see it that way. And
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: that's from I did the same.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: I was, I don't see you relaxing in that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't appreciate it the way I should have.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That true.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you mentioned an maternity leave. A friend who just
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: had a baby. She's getting three months of maternity leave.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: The dad got two months of paternity leave.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: That's a new thing. Two months. Yeah, that's a new thing.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: I thought maybe your is not stitched up. Maybe one month, yeah,
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: month section.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: I would think they have to help them.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: You have to be the baby's gonna remember totally.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I it was about.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: She can handle it while you're at work.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: If she had a c section, she can't stand.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Well, there's always people around. Actually have a baby, man,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: there's always there's always people around. In fact, there's too
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: many people around. That's why I didn't take any time
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: off really, because I had my parents my mom and
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: stepdad came in, and then once they left, then it
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: was my dad and my stepmom that came in. We
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: had my wife's parents around.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: But were they doing the work that nobody wanted to do?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? My favorite was when you know, grandparents come over
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the go Is it okay if I give them a
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: bath and read them stories?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: All day, all night?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, yep, four next week.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: But that's what they They say that when like a
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: new mom has a baby, you don't go over and
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: be like, I can cuddle the baby while you do
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: the dishes. Like, no, you're supposed to come over and
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: do their dishes, right.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I'd rather do the dishes than hold the baby. Or
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I say, you're the one that had the baby, why
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: am I doing your dishes?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: What Menace would probably do, which I've done many times,
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: is what do you want me to door dash you?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Because I really feel like i'ment over and doing.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Easy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's the new thing though. Two months Yeah, dudes, shocked.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Dudes get just as much. It's stolen valor. It is,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: you know, like women did the work. They're the ones
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: that pump the kid out.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: They're the ones who are breastfeeding.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: We get two months off, Yeah, I know, I'll take it.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, it makes me want to have a
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: baby just to get the two months.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Sure, I know.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Somebody you said the mental health thing, they got like
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: a month and a half for the mental health thing.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Then they so you're said they took some classes for
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: for to get trained on another job during that time. Yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: isn't that unpaid leave?
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: Though?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: No, it's paid it is.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Is that is that like a state by state or
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: is that a company?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure I think it was company. Yeah, okay, Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Somebody says, what if they ask you to prove it?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Like I said, Hey, I'm you know, I'm just I'm gay.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: It depends on how much you really need the money.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, prove it? Like and what to what level? I mean,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: what level of gay?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: I'm exactly as gay as I need to be.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Like, do I just have to touch it or oh no,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: taste it? You have to go all the way?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, touching it?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Fine, I mean tasting How good of a gig we're
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: talking about it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Zip?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: And someone said I just took a three week paid vacation,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: and all I was thinking about was how do I
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: make this a permanent thing?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Of course?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's the idea. I mean, that's
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: the way you really should be thinking about it anyway.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, god forbid, you know, knock on wooden, God forbid,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: something happen, you know where you can't work. You know,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: you want to make sure that you're prepared, but then hey,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: things work out. You don't need to, you know, pull
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the rip cord on one of those type of situations
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and you just get to a point where now you
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: have enough whatever that is for you and how you
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: want to live your life, saved up or invest it
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Then you can go take it or leave it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: That's the best place to be in sure where you're
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: coming in, not because you have to, it's until it
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: gets to a point where you go, you know what,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Yeah, that's the goal. That's the dream. So
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: when you have that, Yeah, how do I make this
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: permanent thing? Well?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Can I?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because I like weekends. I really act this weekend lifestyle.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Lifestyle is the best.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Talking to my buddy and we just did we decided
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: that was really for us. I think he came to
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: the right Yeah, we get it. Yeah, eight seven seven
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: forty four, Woodie, you can send us a text over
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven quick break more what
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: he shows next. I'm the only one that goes full mouth,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: full tongue like it's hard and it's solid. It's not
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: that hard anymore.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Do you want to take seaweed and like Gerbil cake.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to give us a guess.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Pickled penis, oak gold.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Penis, show me pickled penis. Oh No, Woody show show
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: phones uping for you.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: You can text us check in over to two two.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Nine eight seven.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Just a little side note. Yeah, everybody's got something that
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: just god grosses the mouth. For Gina, it's the term
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: skin to skin.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: To skin body we were talking about, like.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: How you know maternity and maternity paternity.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Is so disgusting. Take your shirt off so you can
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: have skin to skin bonding with your baby.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I love because we're talking about it off the air,
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: and I love how Sammy just takes it as facts
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: or like, yeah, you gotta do it, No, you don't
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: gotta do it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Gotta do it. Let's say you got a breastfeed you
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: don't please show me this scientific I.
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: Mean, I think there is a help but there's a
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: reason that doctors tell you to do it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but can the concept have to.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: There's different schools of thought on these things. Sure do
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: have to do it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: No, you don't have to do anything, But I like,
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: I do think it's helpful not just for the baby,
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: but for the father too, because the mom goes through
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: the major bonding period while she's pregnant with the baby
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: in the preparation, and for dads it's just like, oh,
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: there's a baby here now, and it's like, yeah, so
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: let's connect with it, acknowledge it, and accept it in
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: more of a way than just appearing.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: No, it says you imagine.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I said, look, can you imagine I'm trying to imagine
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: my dad? You imagine your father? Greg not in a brilliant.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Takes your shirt off.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: A little fifty years val. You know you should do
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: val skin to skin. It's bonding.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, lower testosterone.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: That's been great for society and thermo regulation.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Yeah, somehow we all survived. We
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: have relationships with our fathers.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Without our dad's taking our shirts off.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we bonded over you know, football or whatever off.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Really, get over here. I want.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I'm like fourteen.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never too late. I think we're too old
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: for skinned to skin now legally fifty old. I feel
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: like some of the stuff I feel was invented just
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: to see if they can get people to do it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe, you know, sure like hare watch, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: bet you we can get people to do this stuff. Dude.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I know magazine writers are like, I have nothing right
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: about let me make up something. So many things that
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: put out there in the world, and just this kind
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: of came out of the whole thing of you know,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: people like kind of crapping on quote toxic masculinity.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, how toxic? Yeah? Oh no, so we're gonna
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: go the opposite. We're gonna make you skin to skin
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: with your baby.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, depends depends.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Look, journal, I held both my kids a lot, and
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I would no, but I wasn't taking my shirt off, right,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going, yeah, my little muffin man and give them
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: kisses or giving her kisses like you know.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: But it doesn't count because your shirt wasn't.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Why weren't you d you very bare chested? Come on,
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: you're not a real father.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you were about to defend Sammy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I've been looking at a literal I mean
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: National Library of Medicine. It's a real article. It just
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: sounds disgusting. And you guys think the whole thing is
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: a joke. I get it, but I don't. You gotta
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: call it something else.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Get the theory. I suppose his skin Why you have
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: to take your shirts off?
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: That's part of it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it's it's kind of how the doctor needs to
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: see your penis even though you came into a strained wrist,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: you have a broken toe. I think maybe check it out,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, the medical community just perfct just want nudity,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: trying to get us to the skin the skin with babies.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: You have a Haymail bend over.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: You know, I can really bond with your son, dock
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: with him, father son doc.
• 39:08
  Speaker 11: I heard you guys talking about this, right, and I
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: figured maybe that's why my dad left, because we didn't
• 39:12
  Speaker 11: do skin.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: To skin bond.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: No, why because it's dumb. I'm glad he didn't do it.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I never did it, and my kids are fine.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: The doctor who came up with skin to skin graduated
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: from the University of Cape Town, which is ranked one
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: and eighty fourth in the world.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, out of like a million, that's still
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: pretty high.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, why Sammy the only reasonable voice when it
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: comes to the baby stuff. Everyone else's ugh, baby care.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: And can you imagine our parents? What about is them? Yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to picture my dad being told about
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: skin to skin.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the reaction told that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: It's good for the baby and it's good for bonding.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: I mean, did my dad do that with me? No,
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: because that wasn't a thing at that time. But if
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: in today world, if they had told my dad, hey,
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: this is important, we think you should do it, he'd
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: be like, okay, I mean, what's the problem.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and nobody has suggested this to you, like when
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: your babies were born. No, it must be newer.
• 40:11
  Speaker 11: People suggest a lot of dumb stuff, Sammy. Like, we're,
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: you know, doctors, and when you go to like these
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: classes at the hospital, we were talking about it. What
• 40:19
  Speaker 11: do you remember with the wives? How like in your
• 40:20
  Speaker 11: first child, you use like a wipe.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Warmer, so warm.
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: When you wipe your baby's But by the second kid,
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: you're like if that yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you spit on a paper towel. Yeah, I get
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the job done exactly.
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: Like I think there's just too much information and too
• 40:35
  Speaker 11: many things that your quote supposed to do.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You'll be fine, that's true.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: You're one hundred percent right. If when my brother, who
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: was older than me, if he dropped his pacifier on
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: the floor, my mom literally boiled it. And then if
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: I dropped my passifier, wiped it on her jeans and
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: handed it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Back to get in their mouth and then the baby's mouth. Now,
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I this seems so seventies to me. Is Lama's Class
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: still a thing?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Well? I mean they have the classes where you go.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's called Lama's class.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. Like that seems so old school. There
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: are birthing classes. Is it Lama's class.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's called. Man, it's like we don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: have Jacqueline, you know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: It's like.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: You just go to the gym. We got a plan
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: of fitness.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: I gotta go to Lamas.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the exercises are maybe they're teaching. It's
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: all the same stuff. You're still gonna get this kid
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: out of your body.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Ya Ai says Lamas is still a thing, though the rigid,
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: rigid patterned he he whole breathing has evolved into flexible
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: evidence faced labor education.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: You don't bring your your pool noodle or whatever.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: He ho.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all stupid.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't do it. I'm still going to skin.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: The skin is only up to like one month old,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: not when they're ten years. Oh really, Yeah, then you're
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: off to jail. Yeah what if your dad said, let's
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: do it now, Sammy with your shirt. I'll take my
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: shirt off. You take your shirt off. I heard you,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: let's skin the skin.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: He said it was science.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: You're the one who defended you a.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Bond or not.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a sensitive man. I'll do it, Amantha.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Hoit.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Woody Show, medical professionals are perverts. I can attest. This
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: is nurse Erica.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I believe you to this journey.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: It's another new hour. It's the Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace. Yep,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: there's Gina grad Sea. Bastis hour has a comic Con
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: follow up. Yeah, he went to Comic Con. He's been
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: going there for a number of years, talking talking to
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: all the people that those are his people.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I'm at home.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it has a really deep appreciation for the Yeah. Hey,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: shout out to Florida, shout them, not one, but two
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: residents of death row are being sent to hell. Oh,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: they're doing two at the same time and just hours apart,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: which the article points out is the first time in
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: more than six decades they've snuffed out multiple douchebags in
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: a single day. Shout out to Florida. Not super efficient
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: because both these people committed their crimes in nineteen eighty seven.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Damn dirt Knapp. Recipient Number one is James Duckett, who
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: murdered an eleven year old girl back in nineteen eighty seven.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: He'll be missed. Let's go protest warm food. Number two
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: an eighty year old dude dominic something who was convicted
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: of a double murder killed his former girlfriend's parents. Both
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: losers getting the very easy lethal injection ride the lightning dog.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Bring that back. You know, I think Florida should be applauded.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: They've really stepped the pace of these executions softer states.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: You know, they're pause them or just all together abolished
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: the death penalty. Florida's put down nineteen of these losers
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: just last year, Wow, which they said was more than
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: double their old record, and so far this year.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: World, Yeah, their record.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: That's their old record. Oh okay, yeah for the state
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: double their old say, world records double their old record.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: And so far this year they've already sent ten of
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: them to meet their maker and it's only July. So
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: shout out to Florida.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: They got this.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing great, you're doing great. Keep up the
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: great work because like you know, a person who murdered
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: an eleven year old girl, Yeah, I won't miss him
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: all good. There will be people protesting.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: They were given another forty five years, so you're.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Welcome, right to watch TV. Yeah, yeah, this guy made
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: it to eighty yeah, right, plenty of good, plenty good.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares free breakfast for eighty years.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: We've been arguing on this on this show, like, fine,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: you don't want to give them the death penalty, we
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: get an island. Epstein had one. Yeah, let's say, you know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: it's an attainable thing you get, you get it an island,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: and and you said them, I'm sure some countries willing
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: to donate one.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Dude, I found one near the South Pole that easily
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: you can throw. Yeah, it's it's like so remote, it's
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: like one of the most Antarctica. No, No, there's a
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: there's an island like by the South Pole that's like
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: so remote that you can just throw all these.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I get what you're saying, man, but I don't think
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: this is quite what the island is for. The island
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: is for not actual, real like convicted death row people,
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: but it's for people who just can't you can't handle.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: We can have one of those islands.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: We have both.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can have both. You can't see the island.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: You're like for death row people. No, no, no, it's for
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: foot freaks.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, if there's going to be
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: an argument against the death penalty for you know, people
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: who are you killing kids? As example, we always talk
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: about like dude, there's no room on earth for these people.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Let's just get rid of them. I'll find if you're
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: against the death penalty the whole playing god thing, let's
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: keep them alive, I guess. So give them an opportunity
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: to stay alive. But we dropped them off on this
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: remote island. You can have it all wired up with cameras.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: You can even sell subscriptions to be able to watch
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: it and watch them, you know, fight for their own
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: you know, space and survival and everything else. We could
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: be making money on it as opposed to losing money
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: on keeping these people alive. And they say it costs
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: X number of dollars to house of prisoner. This is
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: why the system is broken. Cool, put them on the island.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Let's make money.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: That's a great say. The name of the island that I.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: Found, I think Tristanna.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and like Britain Us there's a continent they just
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: found called Zeelandias. We could put them there.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's for the death row people, right. As an
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: answer to well, we don't actually put them to death,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. Look, some of them won't make it because
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: they'll get taken out by the other guys. That's the
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: same thing happens in prison or But then this other
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: island that SeaBASS is talking about, these are just for
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the people that we don't.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, right, so that they can't be trusted.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: These are the people that take their penis out in
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: parking lots.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Our buddy Corolla had a similar idea, calling it petiphile. Right,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there some story about Australia like that.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: They were a prison island, right?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Is that true?
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it is one of the exact definitions.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: That was one giant penal colony and that's why.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: And they fed them lobsters because it was disgusting.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, but that's one of those things that you hear
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: and you go, okay, was that is that actual truth?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Or is that another one of those things that you
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: hear about. Oh, you swallowed seventeen spiders in your lifetime,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: that's not really a fact in school kids.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: In seventeen eighty eight, Yeah, I became a piano colony
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: for the British.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Penal, right, a penile colony so small?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that why they're so tough too.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for sure, generations of prisoners.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: The fact that a guy who murdered an eleven year
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: old lives to be eighty and goes to throw it
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: goes against everything I've been listening to about how prison's run,
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: because if you watch, I watched all these prisons.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's another one. Yeah, like, oh, well, he's
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: not going to survive after doing that to a kid.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Now he's years later, he's still chilling. Yeah, how dude,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: you get bad paperwork when you're in jail? You just
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: said through a kid man it's on.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: I know what surprises me the most is that that
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: at bitch that killed Selena. I'm like, how she's still
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: alive in prison around Elkins? Yeah, like, would anybody want
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: to murder her for the shine? If you're in there
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: for like life, She's she's there, she's in there.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Playing like softball with these But the guy who killed
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dahmer as an example, they didn't kill him because
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: of what he did. They killed him because he was annoying. Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: because he was annoying. Thought he was funny. That's what
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: they said, legit. Yeah, So I had nothing to do
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: with the fact that he like murdered all these people
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: and ate them and you know, like yeah, they just
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: thought he was like an annoying an annoying neighbor.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: But I'm just like, yeah, how do you like, you're
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: that high profile? How you just like not get murdered?
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Jared from Subway?
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: It will be released, Oh yeah, he's I mean, I'm
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: sure they having some kind of special you know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Isn't he for parole or something this year? Pretty soon soon? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: If I was a prison guard, I would thank the
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: inmates who kill the other inmates.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: They really didn't.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: There should be an incentive just want to say thank you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like maybe there's an extra pack of cigarettes.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Right, like maybe, Yeah, you can have a good incentive
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: program where you can't kill them and you can't physically
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: harm them, but your job is to make them as
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: miserable in here as possible. Yeah, like just damn near
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: torture them, right yeah, like without physically harming them. Yeah,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: like you have them's the rules. But for for you
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: driving them nuts, you get time off of your sense,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: assuming you're like a non violent offender, you're in there
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: for you know something, I don't know what. It would
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: be robbery, I mean they're still a douchebag, but you know.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Or like like you murder anybody.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I'm saying you can't murder any Yeah, you're not there
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: for murder, rape or something like that. It's yeah something
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah you stole money from your company or you know,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: But you want to be in that prison.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's a different prison.
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's the one of the tennis courts.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be at the prison where they put the
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: time like drug charges, but you're still drug charge people.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Drug charge people are still in there with like all
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: the hardcore dudes, right that SuDS, you know, Jeff Right allegedly.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I have good news and bad news about
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: the Jared from Subway. The good news is he wouldn't
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: get out till twenty twenty nine, which you know, so
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: we have some time without him.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: So bad news.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: It's not parole. He's released. There's no such thing as
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: parole in federal prison.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Oh really, Yeah, so when you.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Get out, you're not in probation or anything.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Well you're not. It's not considered parole.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: You're just out.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure somebody's watching him. He's got a
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: check in with somebody, right, I mean, back out under monitoring.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I'm sure. So there's that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Think he's gonna go back to the Subway? Will he
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: be surprised at how big Jersey Mikes has become?
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Should John's picks?
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, when I left Subway was on
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: top of the world. They need me, they thaw some
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: guy out, cried Jennathy Froze in the future like idiocracy,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Like the world has changed? What's Firehouse subs? What is
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: this place?
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: You know I watched just recently was Blast from the Past. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: that movie where they lived underground for.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, so I'm assuming he will have to check in.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: There's gonna because he's a convicted felon, so he's not
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to own a gun or what.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, Let's say Jared from Subway, for whatever reason,
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: decides to have some kind of public presidence Instagram or
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: cameo or something of that nature.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's a cameo on the cheap that we need.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to give that guy money, thank you.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: What I happen to have better, happen to have higher standards.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: Then maybe he's got a settlement. Maybe he's not putting
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: money in sex offender's pocket.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's got a settlement he has to settle, right,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: and we go, we go to the victims. It's a
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: way for them to get paid.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Maybe let's just after the fact, but he's he's served
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: his look to society technically.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Can you get a cameo from John Hinckley junior took musician.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy I tried to kill. Uh, try
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: to kill Reagan? Right and completely free.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Jared will be monitored when he's released. He has uh,
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: he'll have probably an ankle monitor. He has to register
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: as a sex offender. He'll keep eyes on him.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: What about a Jody Arius Cameo? Get that?
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: He's you know, as again as a true crime fan.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think I would want any of these.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Now, which one is that?
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Who that is?
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: She's the one that killed her kid? No, I thought
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: she killed her boyfriend. I know, I know that many
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: of these people, so many boyfriend. There was the woman
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: who had her kid like rolled him into a lake.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: That's the car Smith Smith?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who's the other guy?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Lacy Peterson, Scott Peterson?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that Cameo trial. Alright, Well, we just
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: had Comic Con twenty twenty six, San Diego comic Con.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: There's a billion comic cons. This is this is the
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: comic con though, right? Is it still the comic con?
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing. Comic con is a trademark, copyright already
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: preserved phrase the consy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: You have to have conventions everywhere, but there's San Diego,
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: New York too big.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: But all of of all these things, this is the
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: one still, yes, Okay, like the.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: The that's right.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: The headlines are about the blah blah blah trailer.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: And so forth, which they've been now so they're going
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: to be staying in San Diego for a while too,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: because there was like some talk about.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Maybe, yeah, they're thinking about moving.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because of like hotel capacity or something else. I
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: at least twenty thirty I believe, you know, it's just
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: a good city for that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: The only other bigger cities that have just hotel capacity
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: is Vegas.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, but se Mass has been going down there
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: for a number of years talking to his favorite group
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: of people. That would be the nerds and the geeks
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: and the people who attend comic Con. And what do
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: we have from Comic Con twenty twenty six.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Well, we're going to talk to a little special this year.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: We're going to talk to characters about the things they
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: bought in some of their preferences. So everyone you're talking
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: to is a costume character, which I have said before.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Everyone's it's fun, it's you know, it's okay.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: What percentage of the people are in costume.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: Most Yeah, you got a lot of there's the hardcore
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: dorks who are there just to buy stuff and go
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: to these panels.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: But a lot of people are there for the fun
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: and they add a little bit.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Of the windsor play so much?
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Was so this first guy, very large, very sweaty. He's something.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: He's the Gray Hulk. There's you know, you know the Hulk.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: He's green.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well no, there's different ones. There's red and gray
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: and blue and purple and whatever. Well, he's gonna tell
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: us about being the Gray Hulk. Mister Gray Hulk, you
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: look scary and imposing?
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Why is that? Because I'm always angry?
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Why are you so angry, mister Grey Hulk.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Gray Hulk's a gangster, so I hate everything, the law,
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: the rules.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah nice?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Did you buy anything here at Comic.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Con Gray Hulk a couple of nights ago?
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I bought a vintage poster Flash Gordon, who was
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: in German?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: What's Flash Gordon in German?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Friggins is dorits Chatt?
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Don't know?
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: For that Flash Gordon poster? How much would you pay
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: for that?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Nerve crack? All right, grayhol No, probably nothing, a five
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: finger discount because he's a gangster. Stole it her?
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: I mean was he a sober gentleman?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: He's just old. Oh yeah, an incredible improv factor as well,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: taking his whole.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Costume going down to San Diego see on Monday.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: My wives are involved in this case. Vintage flash German
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: splash friggincy George, let's say forty five dollars.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like we got to check it with board
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: on these things too. I don't even know where to
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: begin on having reference. Yeah, I know it's not time
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: he bought a poster for anything. Fifty bucks.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you where to begin. You got it was
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: if it was a German original print Flash Gordon? This
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Flash Gordon's why thirty years forty years old? Now yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: that's you know, there's some rarety there.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: But who cares about flash?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: But I don't like how much is a poster for anything,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: like like a poster something that's popular today? Oh? Today?
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: What would a poster.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: The events that I go to, like, some of the
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: posters go for no more than that between thirty and
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: sixty dollars.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: And what they do is they do the same thing
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: they do with all these cards, is they specifically do
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: limited runs and special editions.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: So they build in their own scarcity.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Exclivity with that.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say, two hundred.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: What do you what do you think?
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: Bort Uh German Seabst Was this the movie from the
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: eighties flashcorn or was this original flashcorn like the fifties, forties, oh, eighties,
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: eighties German gonsa say, one hundred and fifty bucks.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty bucks. Yes, I'm sticking with fifty.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I'm sticking with two hundred.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you know what? Uh one seventy five? Oh no,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I mean somewhere somewhere in the middle of that, because
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's like maybe an inflated comic con price.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: That's also true, you know.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting out forty five still, all right, let's find
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: out how much did Greyhawk pay for.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: That Flash Gordon poster? How much did you pay for
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: that nerd crap?
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Probably something round over two hundred bucks?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Whoa?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: But worth it, right because it's flash corn in German?
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Right right, yeah, right, sounds like take a dump. He
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: looked like it too.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: One of the other things I did this year at
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: Comic Con is I tried to see if I could
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: get these nerds to crap on other nerds, because you know,
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: that's what everybody with a working adult brain says, Hey, adult,
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: what are you doing buying sventy two hundred dollars and
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: dressing up like a cartoon character.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: There's like a divide, right, I mean, you're a Star
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Wars guy board, but the Star Wars and Star Trek
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: people don't really mingle. Yeah, there's some of that where
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: you have your diehard Star Wars fans that go up
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: against the Treki's and stuff, or those guys are losers. No,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I like Truk.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I like Trek.
• 57:52
  Speaker 12: I don't understand the Doctor Who people. I don't understand
• 57:55
  Speaker 12: that at all. I think that's some of the weirdest
• 57:56
  Speaker 12: dorky stuff on the planet.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: That at all.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Now that there's what I try to see if I
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: can get some of that out of people. But on
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: the other hand, they're going to be like because they
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: know if they attack someone else that they're vulnerable.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: So we'll find out.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: We'll see if Grey Yeah, all right, the Grey Hulk.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: Now you're the coolest thing. The Grey Hulk and Flash
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: Gordon are the coolest things at comic Con. Is there
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: anything that you look down upon? It's like, oh, that's
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: kind of dorky for kids, kind of stupid.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Anything that's d C Gray Hall Rules. Say anything that's DC,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I say Hall Rules, that's an adult guys McDonald's that's
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: a grown man in there.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: But they're like putting all the DC and Marvel together now,
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: like the newest movie that's about the He's not here
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: for it. It's yeah, they're mixing all the characters.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: Well, they've done that that years ago with the comic
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: books back when I was I knew that because I
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: was ten years old at the time and I was
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: age appropriately reading them.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Right, We'll see who else Sea Bass ran into at
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Comic Con twenty twenty six in San Diego. It's coming
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: up next here on the Woody Show. Hang up, Manna,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: you pissed somebody up six to six. No, they aren't Menace.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: They're not making Marvel and DC mixed movies together. What
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: are you talking about. Menace is always giving wrong information
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: on the show. It's very concerning. Sea Mass needs to
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: check everything, Menace says on the show. Again, he's always
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: giving wrong info. I take it easy, dude, Bort.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: What's the characters in Doomsday?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Those are the Marvel characters. But I did correct the texter.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: I said.
• 59:33
  Speaker 12: I think Menace is confused because they crossed over the
• 59:36
  Speaker 12: DC Marvel comics characters and comic book form this year
• 59:39
  Speaker 12: with Batman Adepol.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: But the X Men characters in the new Doomsday trailer.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all Marvel, that's all Marvel.
• 59:48
  Speaker 12: They were just different Hollywood studios that owned the properties
• 59:52
  Speaker 12: for a while.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Who knows. It could be everything that Greg's ever wanted
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: in life on the line cars, that's whatever, and all
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: he would have to do is correct identify which is which? Right?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just we're really we're gonna upset over menaces.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Comic book news people are nuts, man, Yeah, I forget
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: these are losers. We're dealing with menace se Diego comic con.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass was on the scene talking to different people.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Who's next. This is Shorty.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: She is one of the characters from Killer Clowns from
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: Outer Space. It is a nineteen eighty eight cult classic.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: I don't think they've ever remade it except for as
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: a video game. But it's about these little you know,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: it's it's that quirky campy.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: I guess it's about clowns who kill and they're also
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: from outer space.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Well that's that's that's that's Shorty.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: She'll tell us, and what do you guys do killer
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Clowns do?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: We're gonna turn you into cotton candy and then we're
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: gonna eat you.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: It's a gun.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: It's what turns the people into potton candy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Oh that's scary. Have you bought anything cool at Comic Con, Shorty? Yeah?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: I got two figures from Panteon Stalking.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: The hell's that? It's an anime, not shocking?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: How much did you pay for both of those?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Nerd craftsmen?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: Wow, it's panty and I was like the Panteon stocking.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: This is panty and stock and stock with garter belt Japanese. Shockingly,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: it's an anime about scantily clad school girl age superheroes.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: My god, their names knee socks, garter belt, scanty brief
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: and panty And.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, what's the name again?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Panty and and stock, Like panti is a not.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Panty, no panty an stocking.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I think Tyler watches this one.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, about saying these sort of things usually appeal to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: perverted men losers, that's right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I forgot that Tyler watch this kind of stuff, like legitimate,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: he watches it super into Now is he watching Tug
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: is one of those? It's like, no, I'm saying, Luckily,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like a thing that like, uh,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: turn on for him? Well, I mean his computer did
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: get messed up the other day. They said something about
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: the power button is all sticky and stuck. Something happened
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: And I think he's into splortching.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, sitting in food.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: What is the sport chin that's it's uh like.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: Oh that's splotching food.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: You talked to some of those people at one point, right,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: is that the people tentacle porn? Right right?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: All right? So what she did too little?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: Too little cartoon or plastic characters from the the Japanese
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: anime Panty and Stocking Alight, both characters both lit was
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: like three inch you know, plastic generic crap, you know,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: stuff that's killing the environment.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I don't about. So board set the bar on this one,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: all right. Anime figures you got to seabas. They were
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: in separate boxes, right too, Yeah, to for both both separately,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: so he knows the questions to ask.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, so uh size on them the boxes
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 12: ten inches three inches?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: As I just said a minute ago, I tune you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: out a lot.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Sorry, see well it happened, all right, I have anyway,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: that's how we go. I'm gonna go fifty bucks for
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: the fifty bucks again, I'm gonna are you are you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: taking into account comic con surge pricing? Yeah? Fair, also
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: a little inches to three inches that is really bugging me.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Seventy five dollars, so she said thirty.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty thirty five menace.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Going sixty sixty bucks. Let's find out how much did
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: she pay? How much would you pay for both of
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: those nerd crap?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Forty dollars for both her figures?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Is not that bad and they get to go?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Probably what like on your fireplace or do you have
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: a special cabinet aside for them.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: I've got like a little shelf in my room for.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Them, that's in like the east wing of the manor
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: of the estate. Yes, I've got my own room on
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: the spaceship.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Oh back to the spaceship, yep, said, I know these things, always,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: these segments always bum greg out. I'll give her credit.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: Why yeah, because she's a woman, right, not a child.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: I give her some credit. She's in her probably early twenties,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: so there's the first time as well.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Into his fifties.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: Legal woman a shelf in her bedroom with anime figurines?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: What about that is not depressing.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: I don't see it as depressing. I'm seeing it as
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 12: she has stuff on her shelf and she's enjoying her home.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: The things in it's okay, tribe the situation, Well.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 12: I don't see it as depressing though, Like what things
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 12: are on yourself to make you happy?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Greg?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Wine? Adult things? I don't like wine? Do you read
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: the books?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Framed photos? What else would I have a plant?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Okay? Uh? You know stuff that a person sounds exciting? Like,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I don't get it? Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I like there are things that I like her that
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I'm into that other people don't understand. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: So why I consider to say I don't get it.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: I don't care what you do with your house. It's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: a curious choice. And what about a rustic piece of
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: pottery with a plant and it is not exciting? Bor? Yeah, Lauren.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: This is also why the birth rates in the toilet
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: is because a woman of her age fifty years ago
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: would be I have a family. Now she's dressing like
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: a clown.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Years ago? But okay, great, thanks.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: So now I'll ask her the same question. Is she
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: loves killer clowns? But is there anything that's you know,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: Greg stupid and they mature At Comic Con, no one
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: knows Killer clowns matter, Space super cool whatever. That anime
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: was super cool? Is there anything that at Comic Con?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: It's like maybe kind of not as cool the big
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: anime women And it's very very the very NSFW stuff.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: I think I saw they saw like they like a
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: little body pillows. You wouldn't want one of those of
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: like Superman maybe no, no, no by that table because
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: it's Comic Con is it's very family friendly.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: How Ever, there's a little knotty section where you have
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: to go through the beads.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's that?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: It's just not even beads.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: I just sent a picture to Woodie and Demnis and
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: it's a it's a Japanese clearly a schoolgirl and in
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: English it says a spell that makes your d bigger
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: and she's like lifting up her shirt. And there's a
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: whole like package of like these printed books and DVDs.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: And even computer games you can get.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, does Tyler of any of those?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he has extra own shower today? Yeah? Actually yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: actually a filth on old Tyler now because I think
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: because his hair is all disheveled, his had is on
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: backwards but also barely sitting on top of his head.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Oh that's probably the guys.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 12: He had a rough weekend. Okay, like he's still now recovered.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 12: It's been days. He's he's not even in this room.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: He said that he was just gonna go to bed.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: But you kicked Tyler out of the production room because
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: he has too bad to be.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 12: Oh well no, it's more so that he sported on
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 12: his you know, his computers, so we didn't want him
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 12: in there for that anymore.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: You know, he can work in another one.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Here, let's get one more. This is from Seabaster's trip
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: to the San Diego Comic Con.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: And this guy he had a costume that on one
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: half Batman other half Superman. Super bat was his fun
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: little cot like this, it's a real thing. Yeah, well,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe I'm saying, did he come up
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: with that combination? Or is it looked pre made? It's
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: from Superman Batman comics.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's what mean. So it's a real character
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Marvel or DC DC D.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Let's talk to him and your left ear Superman and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: you're right, your Batman? How did this happen? One day
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: I was deciding which one is gonna be, which ones
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: works best.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, just might not Hi Flige half a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: yearly was a billionaire.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Have you bought any merchandise here at comic Con on this?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Klingon?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: God? That is hon.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: So you got a cling on like sword thing foam
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: hard pham. So that's about three foot big sword thing.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: How much would you pay for that?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Nerd crat?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Now that's why the birth rates are down right there,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: save some broads for the rest of us.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: My mom's listening to this, is right, Well, that's the
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: problem is because nerd nerd culture is so accepted these days.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: No one bullied this guy and getting out there and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: talking to chick, so he just sits at home.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: And but Sea Bass, I feel like there's a part
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: of you that would agree with me that like, this
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: is exactly where he belongs, and I'm really happy for him.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: I agree with that definitely. I've always thought about comic con.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Is there's there over the past twenty thirty years, as literally,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Marvel movies are the biggest movie. They are now the mainstream.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of casuals that show up. But when
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: you go to comic Con, you find this guy, you find.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is like his everything.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's big day. I agree with this one. I'd
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: rather have these weirdos in society that don't really hurt anybody,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: just good morning. What he show them with board. It's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: not depressing, They're not depressed. It's just what they're into. Sure, Yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I mean we could judge it and go like, how
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: how are you fifty? How are you fifty? And going
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: around in a great hawk suit, going rules. Yeah, I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: mean saying yeah, they can't do this.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: You can't walk among us.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they should be taken out, and nobody said that.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know why they enjoy this stuff because we
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: all were twelve years old at one point.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But also, like you know, I think the whole lonely,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: you know, womanless loser thing because there's plenty of women
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: they're in this kind of stuff. I just don't know
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: the women who are into it. Are they interested in
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: like relationships and dudes or is it just more like
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, more asexual. Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: I will say this guy sounds just like Aiden from
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: Love on the Spectrum, who dated this girl Danny, who
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: was very hyper sexual. Nice she was, and they were
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: very into comic Con.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: That's where they met for the first time. She was
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: specifically looking for somebody to bang.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yeh, all right, so what are we being on with.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: If you ever watched Star Trek, especially the next generation,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: they have these two handed sword things that are kind
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: of like staffs with spikes on them. Bad battle ax
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: or whatever.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: You call that battle battle Yeah, battle okay.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: So he bought a replica one of those things out
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, out of foam, whatever that's worth.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: That was his purchase.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Hmmm, what do you think bort one hundred and fifty bucks?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 12: Fifty he said, replica opposed to the real one.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's immediately undred fifty bucks up. Yeah, I can't wow.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: I mean again, my original thought was like more like fifty.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: You know what, I'll meet him halfway.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: I'll do one hundred, I'll do seventy five five.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Was there paint details on this with a multi color Yeah?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks it looked legit.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: All right, put me down for sixty nine dollars.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: Great, that's a great bid. What uh, put me down
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: for seventy dollars.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Seventy dollars all right, let's find out.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: How much would you pay for that?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: Nerd crap one hundred hundred bucks.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: That's gonna go like a mantle or in the drawing
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: room above.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: The fireplace along with jokers head.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Odd, isn't that where you have your your flamethrower it's
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: mounted on the walls and that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: It was not it's in the studio studio there it is.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Check it out?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: Has rip engineer you found that the other day by
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: the way, Yeah, oh they found they found a cool flamethrower.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Bon like, Oh, you were moving and you bring it
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: in and I forgot what I brought in here for
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: me just for decor because you know Greg's looks so good. Yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: of course is.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: This the ABSA thing or is this something else?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: This is what Elon was doing. He was real, right,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: well it's it's he shoots flamed Okay.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: I didn't know if it was that color of smokeing
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: to be that was that was the CO two thing.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: Technically they say it's more of a propane gun. Real
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: flamethrower would have, you know, like napalm or something.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, feel like like over like two hundred feet.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: He used it to brown the turkey that we micro Thanksgiving. Yeah,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: when we had it out on the street, a.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Real flame flower you can buy. You can buy in
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: like the streets of Detroit and they'll shoot like a
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: hundred feet.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Those are designed for killing, killing the commis or not.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: Commy probably killed some commies too.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, it's good to know we have that
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: in here.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just in case somebody goes crazy one day. Sure,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: at least have some type of weapon. One more clip
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: here from from super Bad.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the same thing. Anything he finds interesting, right?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, is there another group.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: That's like lame?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Right? There we go?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Is there anything here that you see that you're like, oh,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: that's just not for me.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: Man good Japanese call comic books reading for him backwards.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: Sometimes there's Japanese kind of books. There are sexy ladies,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: any sexy ladies.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: In your life? A sailor Moon, sailor Moon.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: I was gonna guess like Lois Lane or with a
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: chick from Batman or whatever.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: No, sailor Moon, sailor Moon. How old is sailor Moon?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Do I remember? I have been the scene a long
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: time in the show. Yeah, kind of straighting the line
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: between fourteen and sixteen years old?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Wow, So okay, Yeah, that's not Okay, look, I had
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: a crush on Punky Brewster, but I was also a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: child of the same age, and a lot.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: Of girls will for like, Halloween drives up a sailor
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: moon and it's super hot young ladies, women, I should say,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: to be more most specific. Yeah, but yeah, if you're
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: whacking it to the original cartoon, that's not great.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: All right, well there you go. That's uh see. Bass
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: brought back his reconnaissance from San Diegoo comic Con. Alright,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: we're gonna take a quick break more what he showed
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: next second, So what do you show?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: You got the cocaine hot sauce.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's not cocaine hot sauce. What was the thing
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: that Who was the celebrity Jeff that we were talking
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: about who had the hot sauce experience? Tom Holland, Uh yes,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Tom Holland, Spider Man. He became the first to barf
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: on hot ones.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: Wow, as far as other people haven't his delicate English palette.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have like hot stuff over there.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now mena, yep, manday, we just got the notefka, Yep,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: we got it. Menace barbs very easily.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I would bar fuck that though
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: off hot stuff? No, no, yeah, what is it? Typically?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Just uh like what if you have to booze? I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: mean yeah, around we called the menace reset. We've been
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: talking about the reset in a while. Yeah, I've still
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: I've tried to retire from resetting.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I've found drink. Yeah, I've found a new balance between
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: marijuana and drinking. So I pre marijuana and then so
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: I can I don't over consume alcohol, and I think
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: that is better for me.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Less barfing in the sink, Yeah, for sure, last that behind,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: you know, a plant in the whatever, even he's at
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: I've barfed everywhere. Yeah. Oh yeah, so here's Tom Holland again.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: You know on hot ones, dude, people have cried, they've screamed,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: but no one has ever thrown up until now. Let's go.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just certain regions where people are just not
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: really into spicy stuff. I was really surprised when I
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: went to the Philippines and I went to a grocery store.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: No hot sauce in the grocery store at all in
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: the Philippines. Yeah, there'd be a bunch of different catchups
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: like banana ketchup and stuff like that, but no hot sauce.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: I wonder how far he made it, Like did he
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: go to the very end in puke?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: I gotta look that up.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: Let's go, because like DJ Khaled stopped after like three.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: He tapped out. So yeah, week, I know, I remember
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: that hot sauce. I gave you a while ago. What
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: he was green and had like a little black flecks
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: in it. You know what you did with that? Except
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: we could trust him right now? That's perfect timing. Oh
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: my cabinets and stuff. Wait, is that the bomb one?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: No, no, it's a special like special recipe one has
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: a special ingredients cap.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: Sason.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Uh did you get us to Jeff?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: No, it's before Jeff was on the show. Really Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: well I think it's been. It was supposed to be
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: to mess with Greg because it has ants.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: It's an ingredient.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Slack face hot sauce. We have one in here. No,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: it's not that one.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: We've got fifty different hot sauces we got.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: We've got a bunch half the expired extreme upper heat
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: like I like spice to a certain degree. We talked
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: about that, but not where it's just like just burning
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: your ass off, just to burn your ass off. And
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: also it's sometimes I feel like, I don't know, are
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: you showing off? Like you get it? You love hot sauce.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: What is it ceases to be a flavor, And it's just.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Like dangerous people who are just like everything's hot sauce.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: Everything they put it the second it hits your tongue
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: and it's just like all it is is yeah, fire,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: there's no point.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Well, there are hot sauce snobs the same way that
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: there are you know, different booze snobs, wine snobs, beer snobs,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: you know, whiskey snobs. You know, you get these, you
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: get these hot sauce people. It's like we get it.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Like Devil's Canyon, hot sauce is not the game.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: So those aren't the ones that this isn't what he
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: was looking for. But I did find one called the Reaper. Yeah,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: there was another thing I had because you said hot
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: sauce cocaine. Somebody said cocaine, Hot sauce coc Yeah, so
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: we had while it was in the thing that we
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: played coming back from the commercial that reminded me of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: the hot sauce thing.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: That was one of the things on the wheel. If
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: you can't complete a tech.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: But I do have something on I do have something
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: on the other thing.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: If your cow has a wooden bumperes.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: What I'm talking about. This is from Wildwood, New Jersey,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: where this family they were on vacation on the beach
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: there at the Jersey Shore, that is, until their two
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: year old toddler ended up in the hospital. According to
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: the police, thirty nine year old Alexander T. Moles. He
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: was supposedly to be the adult in charge watching the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: kid and his siblings while the mom took a shower,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't really paying all that close of attention
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: because the two year old got into his coke stash
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: and overdosed, who so off to the hospital. The doctors
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: were able to save him thanks to Narcan. The cop
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: did a search of the airbnb there staying at and
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: they found pills, some tinfoil packs and other little plastic
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: bags full of drugs. You know, when you're taking the
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: kids down the beach, that's the other stuff that you're back.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: I don't see that as an Airbnb family, but here
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: we are, right.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Alex was arrested taking the jail where they took this
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: very sexy mug shot, and they charged them with endangering
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: the well for a child, among other drug charges. Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: that's okay. Here's another question. When does this this seventies
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: mustache trend die.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: Full handle bars?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: When is that over? That's been the thing with the
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: young bucks now for I would say that about a year,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: year and a half, ye, maybe two years, I would
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: say too.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the last couple of years that in the mullet
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: they love these.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it can go away. Yeah, what's the what's the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: clock ticking on this one? Guys just asking the.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, it's about time, it's Yeah.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: This might be a case, the only case where you
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: could maybe say the drugs were in the house. This
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: is an arabnd. We didn't know that there was cocaine
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: in it. This might be the only time at work.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: But was it found in their suitcase in the arab Yeah,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: I mean if it was found like some random cabinet
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: somewhere there's the caveat Yeah. Well, anyway, that's from Wildwood,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: New Jersey, where you got thirty nine year old Alexander T. Moles,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: who ended up in jail after failing at his babysitting
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: job after the two year old he was in charge
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: of watching got into his stash and odeed on cocaine and.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: That is today's red nick.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, welcome back. There's a story. Do you guys
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: ever go to camp as a kid, like summer camp? Yes?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, time for one day.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: That was like but like even like a day camp
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: kind of thing. Yeah, I went to It would be
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: like a weekend or something. I went to one of
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: these a y m C A summer camp. Yeah, I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: went to one of those. I went to one that
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: the town like the local township brand. Huh yeah, what's that?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: The day camp? Yeah, yeah, day camp kind of stuff.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: I did go to.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: My mom sent me to a church camp once that
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: was like a week I think it was the first
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: time I ever did like an overnight camp thing.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: It fun, Yeah, it was.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: It was fine. It was like a lot of swimming
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: and you know, yeah stuff like that.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: I did one they had horseback riding, but I was
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: definitely allergic to horses, and I'm like, why are you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: setting me a horse camp?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: That's right?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: What is it about horses that you're allergic to?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: Have no clue, but I can't even a horse standard
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: got to be maybe yeah, I was randomly looking up
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: the y m C A Wikipedia page the other day.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why I drove by one.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, huh really like looked into what it
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: was even about. He never went into one when I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: was like super young, probably like in the eighties when.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I was the kids, my mom sent me to, uh,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: swim lessons at the y.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Venice. If you're on the Wikipedia, you probably
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: know what YMCU stands for, right.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Young Christian there's the y M and the y w
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: c A, y m c A. There's oh yeah, oh
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, Young Male Christian Association or something like that. Yeah,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: and they've been around since the eighteen hundreds. What, Yeah,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: they started in Switzerland.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: Manus goes down these like really random yeah rabbit holes
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: from time to time he does. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Most of the time. It's like when he's high and yeah.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: But I wasn't looking up stuff and just drove by one.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, huh, yeah.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: Gona look it up and what he wanted to or
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: did go to space camp? He just did, Oh you did,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: yeah twice, but that was a sleep sleep there camp.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: That was like get on a plane because it was
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: in Huntsville, Alabama.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: Are you a billionaire?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: No space cam?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Like my mom my mom worked really hard and saved
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: up all year because it was I love the space
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: program so much. Remember I wrote the letter to NASA
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: the like you know, the Challenger thing was a huge
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: moment for me because I was so into the space program.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: That was devastating. I remember the very special Punky Brewister
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: episode on the Challenger explosion. They yeah, so like, yeah,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: my mom worked really hard and save it was like
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: her big thing, and I I went that was It
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: was great. It was really cool. It was really cool,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: although it didn't live up to what the movie. You
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: guys remember the movie Space but they accidentally.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: Got launched accidentally.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids were at Space camp and they got
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: to go like take a tour at NASA and go
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: sit in the Space Shuttle that just happened to be
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: on the launch pad, and you know, the kid's dream
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: was to go to space. As this little robot made
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: it so that the Shuttle would launch while they're in it,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: and they ended up in space. I had to figure
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: out how to get back home.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: It really paints NASA as a bunch of bubbling buffoons,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: doesn't it.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Like I'm watching I go, dude, that would be awesome.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Launch me Anyway, so back to the story about the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: why Police New Jersey. They have launched an investigation into
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: a YMCA summer camp after a bunch of the campers
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: got really sick and really high. Oh cops got a
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: call saying at least thirteen kids weren't feeling well, and
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: when they got there, they found one of the kids
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: was passing out chocolate shrooms to the other campers. The
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: cops are looking into the kid, but there's a good
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: chance that they thought it was just normal chocolate yet
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: just brought it from home. Parents dash right. The cops said.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: The suspect has been identified. They're working on maybe some charges,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: but again they're looking. But one of the moms, she
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: is pissed and warning there's a fun Northeast accent involved here.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Got there.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 10: My daughter was destroyed, very emotional. She thought she was
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: in trouble. When I robbed to the YMCA, it was
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 10: about thirteen children. They, for lack of better words, they
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: look like zombies. It was really sad. We were in
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: a car. She was like nip peeling over as we
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 10: were driving. She would shift her body.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: She was high on shrooms. She was no pain.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah'd be super scary. If you didn't know what was
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: going on.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: With really good day Camp. Yeah, Great Day Camp didn't
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: have that when I was a kid. Yeah, no, we SeaBASS.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: We got a surprise for you, is it? Oh? Oh? Oh?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: You know I'm looking for as a brushguard from my
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: cyber truck. I I want to be able to ram stuff,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: you know, without damaging the vehicle.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Uh huh?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: How did you guess what we got you dude, It's
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: it's not that, it's not that it's something that you
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: love though.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: What that is? Don't you love when people bring their
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: pets to work? Well?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I think it's first of all, super necessary
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: and very clean. But the thing is, in this building,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: especially this floor, I have a laminated, certified copy from
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: a letter from our building, you know, manager person saying
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: that's not allowed.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: Oh no, okay, Well some people on.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: The show took it upon themselves. They all brought their
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: pet into work today. It's Woody Show, Bring your pet
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: to work the way I wanted and wanted to introduce
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: you because you've heard so much about these pets over
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: the years. Well, I think I've met Chimney and Cheerio,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: and this is dogs Jimmy and Churo. Uh yeah, no,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: but you know Greg Ob Morgan's has gone because you've
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: talked about Greg's dogs.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I about Greg's dog. Tried to tried to suck
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: my blood. Here you want do you want to meet
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Greg's dog, Greg?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's Greg's dog? All right? This is this is Rex.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: This is Rex that we've heard so much about that
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: that's the perfect dog that Greg has ever had.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: Yes, he was a treasure and an angel.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: He was pure perfection. Greg.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: That's a just a large.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's well, that's Rex for you. That's what happens
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: when he passed away about ten years ago.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: That was a big urn. That's a lot of is
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: that is it put all his kills in there as well?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: It's like made of stone. I believe. It kind of
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: looks like a c.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: And then where do you keep that?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: That that I keep on a bookshelf in the office.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: And his tax dog, actually.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Rex with my old phone number on it. So sweet?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: There's Rex and the ashes loose in that urn. No,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: they're in a bag. They're like a bag.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: You hate to get that all over the studio.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: I want to taste it perfectly, perfectly clean, all right.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: And then uh, Morgan brought her dog Jeffrey to me.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey jeff nois Jeffreys two boxes? Yeah? All right, yeah,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: so this is the other one. I think is is
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Jeff's dogs like a Jeff's dog is.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: Account you don't want to hold him? Uh?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: You know, I I gues said, I am slightly allergic
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: to dogs in the actual for real life A.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: Box that would you still be? Would you still I
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: mean there wouldn't be any dander at this point.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: Right of course not.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: It's a snort them.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Can you hold that up for the cameras?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: This is like a yeah, this is like a eight
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: by twelve inch nice wood box. That's the box you
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: were talking about? Or is that you put it in
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: something else? Now?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: No, this is what they sent me. It's pretty I
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: don't mean to be crude, but is that all of Jeffrey?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's heavy.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, what are they what do they charged that again?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: There's some pounded.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 12: Well it was three thirty total to get him, like
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 12: the box and the nose prints.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay to the whole thing. That's not that's
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: not too bad.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: That's like fifty a whole week of working on the
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then here you have one more You have
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: one more pet to meet, and it's a Jeff G.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: That's the one that like a.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 11: Jewelry, my little, my little Lucy.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: It's a mouse.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: No, it was a kind of. It was a mix.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: We got her at the Power. She's like half whipp
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: it have something else, but here she is.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: Whipps are super skinny. Are you jealous?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: Grays?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: They are same box for art, I know, wow, the
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: same design, vines and flowers.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: So which one do you like the best to.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Bring your favorite dogs?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: Jeff gees is the most convenient because it's four inches
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: by six Give the kisses you said. Greg's earned does
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: look like it came out of like the ruins of Pompeige.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: I know, I'm so into rustic pottery.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: It's ridiculous, but but Morgan's has some heft to it.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: Greg did also something class, he said, the dog tag
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: It's cute. It's really really nice. It's really well done.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Let's like it's it does the Gays proud.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: You can't half ass and earn with ashes.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: No offense again to Morgan or to Jeff G. But yeah,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you the best what I ever saw my
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: my buddy Lucky Yates. He's the voice of the scientist
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: on Archer. He took the ashes from his dead dog
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: and had someone mix them into a full resin bust
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: that is above the fireplace in his house.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: That's commitment.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: And it's like, not only is it the you know,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: the likeness they're all, but it's it's imbued within.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: So it's a bust. I don't get it, like a statue. Yeah, statue,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: Gina got rid.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Of the exactly when someone's inducted into the NFL Hall
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: of Fame, like they have their bust, like.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: It's the yeah, yeah, just a statue.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: It's easy, now, Gina. True or false?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: You can't wait for your dog to be in one
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: of these things. The bitch is more about this dog
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: that I heard her complain about anything before.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: It's the barking in the middle of the night that's
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: killing me. It's literally killing me. I don't because they
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: don't bark. I don't think I can keep up with this,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: so I might have to pull No, I'm gonna pull
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: a Jeff g and maybe move rooms.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I thought you were bringing this dog to training.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: We're gonna puppy preschool tonight.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, but maybe need something a little bit more intense
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: the way I was shipped off to, like maybe a
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: boarding school kind of thing, one of those they go
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: away we talked about.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've talked to a few different borders and was
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: told she's not a candidate for boarding even.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Want to just trank it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: She's just very she's just very attached to our family.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: Stop it. No, we're gonna have someone come in, but
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: she just she They bark to alert you. They don't.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: They don't have like a spike Jeane like we do.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: They're not trying to piss you off. They're barking to
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: alert you have stuff that I don't need to be
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: alerted to.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: So I need attention alert alert.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna have to move to the game. Maybe I.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Would never really they're the ones that don't shock. They
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: just kind of just kind of shake a little bit.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: Or they do have ones that very little like orange oil.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: What are they called Taurus? Are they known for this
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: type of behavior? These type of dogs? That's the breed name.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something interesting about them. So they're from Madagascar because
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: apparently there was a shipwreck and the ones that survived
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: swam ashore, and then they started like being super feral
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: and would like fight crocodiles, which they do not look
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: like they.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: I don't believe.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 13: An idea must be true.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Seas you like a good project and challenge. Went on YouTube,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: learned how to like train the dog for a couple
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: of things, and then she gives you the dog for
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: like a week.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: I would never I first off, way ahead of you.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: I used to love watching The Dog Whisperer, and I
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: would go to people's houses with problem dogs and I
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: would just dog whisper them, and instantly they'd be like,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: why does he respect you so much?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: So you're just doing this well, not not just that,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: but it's also like you don't it's it's all the
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 6: stuff he talks about.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: You don't get.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: When you come home to greet them, you are.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't know you. Wait till you're done?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Can I put you back up on your throat? Who
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: runs the house?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Run the house? Yeah?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: You know what, Mommy doesn't want to sleep. I can't
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: wait to complain. Give me more material.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 13: That's how great that you leave the treats by the
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 13: door and you throw them on the ground and you
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 13: say find it, and then that immediately distracts them and
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 13: they go find it.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: Or you'd be a man, you just yeah, you don't
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: give them the.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: Treat exactly, no, no, no, no, give a treat as.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: Soon as you walk.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Expect to them.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: When they don't get the treat, then they start barking.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: That's incorrect. Would you hate it's it's distracting them. It's
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: creating a diversion so they're not focused on you and
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: spazzing out. You're supposed to throw kibble on the ground
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: and go find it, And I thought.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: You were supposed to be I thought you're supposed to
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: just ignore them.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: That is, you know, it's funny and wood.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: I just I watched The Dog West, but I didn't
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 6: see him throwing treats like he's just actually been.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: Causan Milan's compound, hung out with them for the day.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: And what do you know what he does? He just
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: walks around, doesn't even pay attention to and they just
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: follow him around like he's a pack leader, and he did.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: If he stops, they stop and sit down and they wait.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Force Yeah, I think that's true for everyone. You just
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: walk into a room and you ignore them and they
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: immediately know how to obey.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, what about okay, so what about the idea
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: we send sea mass over to train the dog. There's
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: a next level thing. And you've probably seen this on
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: dog wispers.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: If they are If they are, yeah, taser, pepper spray
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: if they are, if they are being like nippy or whatever,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: you grab him by the scruff, you throw it and
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 6: not throw them, but you roll them on the ground
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: and just hold him there almost like a little tab.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: Actually breeds aggression in them and makes them bite more.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: But again, Caesar Malan's your guy.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy who's been doing this for years and
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: literally has again.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: Like he has never had any controversy around him.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 6: Here's a problem, menace, is that people get successful and
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: then all these losers attack them.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Of course, I mean, I don't know what they're teaching
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: it the pet smart.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: It's not smart, it's or whatever, you know, it's where.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: They do it.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: But these are really these are really great. This is
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: specifically for puppies. So some of the stuff you're saying,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: it's not going to work on a puppy. But you
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: know what, you're the genius, You're the dog trainers.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: So I'm just gonnall the genius.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: The genius aggressive you. It's a lack of sleep, that's
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: speaking attitude. We're all here, We're all here to help.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Tell I came with solutions. We're all helping.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 12: Ten minutes, I had an idea of like, you know,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 12: let's get Sea.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: No, just like I think it's just the lack of sleep.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: You're laughing out.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: Know, you guys are right. I am out of line
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: speak for themselves. When you go up like that, it's
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 5: not past well.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: I think you know, like Sea Bass he you know
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: he knows how to handle a cuturus. Yeah, we've been
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: hearing about it for years, and like maybe he contain.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: This are theorus?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine aboutwhere near a clatoras cotton claittoras whatever
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: that dog's call.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, next level.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 6: I will allow the dog to come in and I
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 6: will dog Oh my god, interesting that would be one day.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Will you will disregard the memo from the office.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: This sounds like a plan. I would That would be amazing.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: But you can't question his techniques.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: Unless he hurts my dog.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: I never have. It's not gonna hurt a dog.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: You just said you pick it up and slam it
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: on the ground, and the.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: Dogs underwater for ten minutes.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: You waterboard the dog until it's almost dead.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Eight seven forty four Wooding. If you want to call
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: in text us over to two two nine eight seven.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break, then we'll come back. It
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: is Shark Week on Discovery, but here in the wood
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: Show it is narc Week. So we have another round
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: of card narks. Agent Sebashi out there doing the lord's
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: work in the parking lots.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: You can lay down the law.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: See if he can try. Like he's out there trying
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: to train lazy bones to do the right thing, and
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: that's way more difficult, I think than like some.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: I've agreed twice now I can't wait.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Doesn't send a text over to two nine eighty seven.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: Nark Week next on The Woody Show. The Show and
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: Shark Week on Discovery rolls on AB I watch any
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: of the nothing.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: You never really even been into it at all, Like
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: ripping out.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Over Shark Week. It did'd be cool to be going somewhere,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: you know, like he goes, like in Florida, you can
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: feed alligators, are even cool to feed sharks.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like the person goes in the shark cage or
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: like the sharks go around it.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: That's cool, or like go out on the ocean chum.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I watched pretty cool.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: But getting in the cage, no way to do that.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: You can do that in Hawaiian I go to the
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: north shore there, like yeah, yeah, preg chucks don't have hands,
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: they can help k they got the hoopa, but they
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: can ram the camembertop. Yeah yeah, look at that situation.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: He went into them. Anyway, it's a it's shark week
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: on Discovery. It is Cartnarc week here on the Wooden Show. Yes,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Agent Sebastian out there patrolling, shumming the parking lots and
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: finding people. Just wait five minutes, you'll find someone who's
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: gonna be a lazy bones and try not to return
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: that cart.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: And whoop loop, here comes the agent of the cart Arks.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: What do you got for us?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: This is our special agent, Agent Robarc's going half man,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: half machine.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: And you would think that if someone started talking to
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: you in a robotic voice out in public in the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: park parking lot, you'd probably say you probably address that,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you? What are you talking?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 6: What never happens with Robark? So but he's much more
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 6: logical even than I, Agent Sebastian. So this lady she's
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: got she's older, but she has two younger you know,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 6: eight adults in the back seat.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: She just says, you know what to do? That the
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: handicap walk away, just a dump.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: My cart right there.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: Can screw screw you if you need to open.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: Your door, because then now there's a cart in your way,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 6: or if you've got a walker or a powered chair,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 6: you gotta go around or go through my cart. So
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 6: Agent Robonark sees if he can get through to her,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: why that's not a good thing to do.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Scooped deetaly, whoop weep, whoop weep, we whoop we woo.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Did you see who left this cart here?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: Ma'am? I got it from there, I got her.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: So you think that's where they belong?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Was there?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: That wasn't the question? Well, I got it from there.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 9: I left it there.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: When your children use that on you, do you say.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even there?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 9: It was knocking the handicaps.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: So I want to get off myself, take it off.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: I left it there, and so you understand that it
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: is a problem.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 6: Say yeah, excuse, well, that's where I found it. Yeah,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 6: every parent has heard that a trillion times. Is that
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: where it belongs? Well, that's where I found it, not
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: the question I asked. And then her excuse was, actually
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 6: it was actually blocking the handicap spots. Why did you
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 6: get out to move it?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: So you understand, I will take Like if I go
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: to the grocery store and there's a car that somebody
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: has left out like a lazy bones, I'll take that
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: cart and use that as my own.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do too.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: I not only that, I'll do it cause I don't
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: use carts that off and I'll just take it back
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: with me.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll rehome it some user.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, So she's she's trying to excuse is she's not
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: listening to the robark here. So you gotta put out
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: the magnet that says I don't return a shopping cart
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: like a jerk and apply it to their car because
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: magnets apparently disabled cars.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it keeps them from working.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: You understand the problem. Then I work for the sexy
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: and powerful car narks magnet being applied.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: You better stop on me.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: But you blocked the handicap spot, man, You need to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: not block traffic. Give them on my car. Idiot, I'm
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: not in your car. Foul language attacted.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 6: So yeah, she stopped driving, got out to throw with
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: a magnet, said I was in her car. Somehow a
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 6: roboarchs sorr it was.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: In her car.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, again, she could have just left, could have And
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 6: Jeff g saw this. Some people just don't engage.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we had a guy that just drove away like
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 11: pretended you to hear us.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: That's my recommendation.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: You don't have to engage.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: But one thing I heard a lot recently, actually I
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: hadn't thought about, is that the magnet is me getting
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: the last word, because you know, they because they they
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: think that first off, they think that by throwing these
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: excuses at the carton narks ha ha, I got him.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: Then when I re butt them with the logic of
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 6: why that's stupid, like oh crap, And then they thought
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: they'll still keep trying. But the magnet, oh that's the
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: last word, and they but they stop, get out, throw fight,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: you know, cuss, et cetera. Unfortunately, this lady, because she's
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: being loud and because she's a woman, has attracted some
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 6: male supporters, and we have a by center that shows
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 6: up to unfortunately be on the wrong side of history.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Word here, sir, I worked for the sex game. Powerful
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: cart narks work here? Who cares? Well, what would it
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: matter telling people what you're doing work? So if someone
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: leaves a cart in a handicap walkway, is that a
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: good thing or a bad thing?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: It's none of your business.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: It is my business because it's the next person who
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: gets in at She's not trying to hit me with
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 6: her card. Luckily, I am made of robotic titanium. I'll
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: get you in the back here real quick, okay.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: Signing of captives save.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: On the scene, and again he won't address the the
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: the root cause, which is she's blocking the handicap walkway.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 4: She's like, what is it your business?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Are you classic?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: We are you so upset?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: I get on the wrong side of How could you
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: see this situation and defend the person in the wrong
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 6: Like unless you're just a total scumbag.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Like who are you doctor Phil? Exactly?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: So, not only does this guy show up and by
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 6: the way she's blocking, she's getting it out of her car,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 6: she's blocking traffic.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: So second douchebag shows.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: Up, that doesn't make anything legal or illegal. I'm not
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: in your car, man, You keep saying that, but it
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: is not happening anything on your car. Do not be
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 6: a lazy bones enabler. What crime would I be committing?
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 6: Do you think that the police need to be called for?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: You're an idiot.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 6: You don't even work here. One another, so she throws
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: in number her son works for the police department, so
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 6: therefore being an idiot can be I'm.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: Asking what crime is this?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: Did you work?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: You mentioned this recently? Great?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: I just I think a large percentage of the population
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 6: is just on autopilot, absolutely.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: And they're just.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: They're not expecting a follow up question exactly right, Like
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: any attempt to like insert logic into their daily like
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: A to B A to B and blows their brain.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: They can't handle it. So the second guy's here and
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: now again I'm trying to I'll engage with him.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: What's going on here?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Sir? What does that matter?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 12: You don't even work.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you. I'm
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 6: doing it because people block the handicaps. Well, sir, she's
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 6: blocking the handicaps spot she had no I'm giving you
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 6: the fact, and you don't like that.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: Damn, damn. First that guy says, you're doing it for
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: the grand Then that guy he pulled out some racism
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: on you, some racialism at least. Yes, stupid ass, stupid ass,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: white ass. Yeah, which I.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 6: Again, everything they say is wrong, but I'll address specifically
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: the fallacy of your just doing it for views. Well,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 6: just because someone is making money off something good doesn't
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 6: make it bad. You know, mister Rogers got drew a
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 6: paycheck because your second grade grade teacher didn't go to
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 6: work for free. Just because just because I just because I, yes,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 6: I am creating educational videos and we're doing this for
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 6: the radios, does not believe. That does not mean the
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 6: principle is wrong. Like there's But again, they'll use anything
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 6: to try to drive a wedge in my Robinarts argument.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 6: Thank god, someone on the right side of history finally arrives.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Out of here.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Sure I'm a robot, I'm not wife. Thank you for
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: Can I get you a sticker?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 7: Sir?
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: Tell this lady where she should.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: Not leave her carts, lazy bones girl.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: So at this point she has driven off. This guy's
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 6: driven through. He was behind her, being stuff behind her,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: but at least he's you know, he's saying, what's up, carters.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 6: She drives blocks the fire lane in front of the store,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 6: gets out to get on nine to one one.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, because again she could have left at any time.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: Wow, and then she and but when you're on the
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 6: fine on one and you say, hey, what happened? Oh,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: he put a mandate on my car? Is he blocking
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: your vehicle?
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 6: Is he?
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: You gotta start making up some stuff or else you
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: look like a complete moron. Wasting nine one ones is a.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: Crime exactly, although I did not threaten her.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Ever, I did not threaten her at all.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: That is a lie.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: She just lied to the police.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: He's a fit.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Are you putting stuff in other people's cars?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: On okay, so you're putting stuff on other people's car.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: That's not a crime. Thank you for agreeing with me.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Final robo Nark out.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: The first step, he's threatening me.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: No, she's lying. That's the thing is. It's a false report.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: But will she get Will the local police see this
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: and say, oh we need to go after this chick?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: No on her way and she'll and she'll get home
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: and she'll think she's right.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 5: I do love how Sea Bass started losing his cool,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: But robot Nark came in to like calm things down.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, he's half man, half machine's part human.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well there you go. Is everybody k
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: thank you for doing your park the world of these
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: lazy boat sir?
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: What does that matter?
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 6: You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you. I'm
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 6: doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir, she's
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 6: blocking the handicap spot she had.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: No, I'm giving you the fact. And you don't like that.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: Show.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: He says he's got a surprise for me. I mean,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: I think it's a surprise for everybody. If he's he's
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: being serious, i'd be a surprise for for everybody, all right.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: I mean I can see where he says. It's, you know,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: a super surprised for me. But all right, mystery guests, Okay,
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: better not be messing with me. Man, is this is
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: this really him? It is be real?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: Uh the be real?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: How's it going?
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: Would?
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Dude? We're good man, I'm I'm uh, I'm surprised that
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: that you're on the phone. Jeff kept it a total
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: secret from me. He surprised us with a be real appearance. Dude,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: how's it going?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: We've been giving away tickets to the to the show
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: tomorrow night.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just got back in town. We were on
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: a run for you know, about two and a half weeks,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: and this is the end of that run, going to
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: o C Fair to knock it out, you know.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So man, the tickets, I know, they're still
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: on sale. You can go to pa camp dot com
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: and uh, you know the show with Ozo Motley, which
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: is uh which I didn't realize this, but they were
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: the morning show on this radio station at one point.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: They were, but they didn't want to get up that early.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, who.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: You I dude, I know, yeah, I was just I
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: was just talking the other day.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: I think it was maybe even the Jeff We were
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: talking about how you guys played our ten year anniversary
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: party and how awesome that was. Dude, that was one
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: of the greatest nights of my life. Cyproscil show is
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: so much fun and I still can't believe you guys
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: did that. Thanks again for playing that show.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: That was that That was our honor men. I mean,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: you know, you guys invited us and it was a great,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: great event. People were up for it. I mean it
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: was it was.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: They really made it easy.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: I mean they came with the BYBA all ready, so
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: it was awesome.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: Well, you gut. I just know as a fan, man,
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: you guys give the people what they want. Man. It's
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: all the all the songs that you that you want
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: to hear, a couple of things that maybe you weren't expecting,
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: but I was. I was right up front, dude. Oh
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: yeah it was. It was definitely like a bucket list
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: thing to have, you know, Cyperus Hill play one of
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: our events. Is there like, is there something you guys
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: haven't done at this point? I mean, you did the
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: whole thing with the with the symphony, you played with
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: all these different artists. Is there like maybe like one
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: particular artist or one particular event or festival that you
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: guys would still haven't checked off your list yet.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we have not done Coachella yet. That's
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: so that's one. That's probably the biggest one. I mean,
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: you know, we've done pretty much almost everything except for
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: that that would be on that would be on the checklist.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Other than that, it's it's there's no really, you know,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: a particular goal insight that we that we feel like
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: we need to hit. It's it's more about just keeping
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: on doing what we love and and making sure that
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: when we get out there to perform that we're entertaining
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: people and giving our best efforts and stuff like that,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: so you know what the achievements come. When these things happened.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: We recognize them at the time, but it's it's not
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: something that we're that we're going for. If we get
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: coll look great. If we don't, it doesn't make or
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: break us. But it would be nice to play it.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's got to happen at some point.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: What what about like stage Coach? Would that count?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: The stage Coach and the heartbeat off the country set?
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people use their mind.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 4: People would love that. I'm telling you, man, at the
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: dip that'd be huge. Yeah, but you are playing Aftershock
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 4: Music Festival and that's massive in October and Sacramento. That's
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 4: Limp Biscuit tool.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: It's been pretty cool to see what's been going down
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: with Limp Biscuit. They're renaissance. Oh yeah, like they're bringing
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: out these massive crowds man.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they and they sound incredible. I mean we've
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: we've had a chance to play with them on this
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: On this particular run, we played like three or four
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: gigs with them, as well as some stuff we did
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: in Europe about a year ago. But they are killing it.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: And you know, we've been talking Friday and I about
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: you know, putting a putting a Limp Biscuit cypress package.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're gonna make me finish. That would
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: that would be sick. Yeah, that'd be perfect. That would
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: be so much. I keep saying like, I haven't seen
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it'saw you guys at our party. I
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: haven't seen Limp Biscuit in forever. And you know, I
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: just remember like those old Family Values tours where the
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: whole place is going. I just saw System of Down
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: did a show somewhere forget what they were just playing Italy,
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: but the whole place spinning in circles and mashing and
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: doing the whole thing. The bringing back that kind of
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: that energy that you just don't you don't see when
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: you gets some of these bands and these skinny jeans
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: and stuff up there, standing there up there like like
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: that party vibe. Man is what's missing? Dude? And yeah,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: you guys, you guys bringing man. It's gonna be happening
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: this show tomorrow night. They're at Pacific Ampitheater. Tickets are
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: on sale at pacampac a mp uh dot com. Be
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: real is on the phone from Cyde Pricill. Hey real
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: quick guy, I know you're just calling like a quick
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: calling here. What is the song? I mean, as a fan,
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: we all have our our our favorite songs, but like
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: you know, you're doing this, you know, night after night.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: What's the song that you guys do that you still
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: get just as pumped doing today as you ever have?
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: Pretty much all of them.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: There's not like one stands on. Dude, Yeah, I can't wait.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: You see it on the set list, say do when
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: we get to this, one's going to go off.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Well, look, you know a lot of people would think
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: it's it would be insane in the brain or kill
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: a man or something like that. But for me, it's
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: it's more about a song like Doctor Green Thumb because
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: Doctor Green Thumb became like one of our cult anthems,
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: you know, like for our fan base and stuff like that.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: It was a single. Sony didn't necessarily want to put
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: it out as a single. They wanted me to change
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: the lyrics because you know, we was still taboo on
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: radio then, and you know, they felt like the beat
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: was like an insane in the brain type of thing.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: So can I lighten it up and I didn't, you know,
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: I stepped to my guns. I said, no, you already
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: got insane in the brain. Let's take a chance on this.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: And it became an anthem that pops off everywhere around
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: the world that we go. And it wasn't something that
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: we expected because you know, radio at that time wasn't
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: really supporting it that much. So that that song, because
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: when we see the pop off, it's just as it's
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: just as energetic as it Insane in the Brain or
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: any one of our big songs like that.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: So, dude, I played stuff that I know that nobody
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: else has ever played on the radio, Like I played
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: a hand on the glock one day here on the show.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't do my own edit of that one even
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: just even get it on the air, you know what
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, anything from Black Sunday, dude, But that was
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: like that was that was one of those records for me.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: You know that that's part of my that's part of
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: my come up. You know that's the one you wore.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wore that thing out, dude. Be real.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: I so appreciate you calling in man. We love you guys. Yeah, Man,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: have a great show tomorrow night. I'm so jealous of
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: somebody who's gonna be able to be there. That's a
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: school night for me.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: Dog So.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: But dude, get real quick.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: I just want to any Spanish speaking fans out there
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: and anyone that just loves music. We just put out
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: our Spanish album. He got a couple of days ago,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: all in Spanish, all new songs. It is crracking, So
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: you known't make sure you check that out. Everybody that's
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: a Cypresshill stand up there.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: There you go, well we certainly are. Dude, be real
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: from Cypress Hill. Everybody, Yeah, thank you, love you man.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: What a great surprise Jeff.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 8: I like.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 2: Real from cy Priscil just called in before the break.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: That show is at Pacific Amphitheater tomorrow and congratulations to
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: everybody who's won those tickets here on the Woody Show.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: All right, eight seven seven forty four. What he is?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: The phone number you can send us a text over
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven. We always like these
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: tips and tricks. Don't call them hacks. Don't call them.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: That'd be the wrong word. That'd be the wrong word.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: You'd just be doing it if you're an idiot, right, you'd.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: Be doing it wrong. A McDonald's employee with some helpful
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: tips that she is handing out to help people gave
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: some money. She posted vide on social media. These are
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: her best tips. All right, okay, so the poor man's
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: Big Mac can save you some money. You can order
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: a Big Mac for half the price, kind of if
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: you order a mcdouble with no ketchup or mustard, but
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: you add the Big Mac sauce and tell them to
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: put the because you can do on the kiosks, you
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: can do you can customize the order.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: We've got a thing of Big Mark sauce in this
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: studio right now.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: M Yeah, and then you got like a little mini
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: version of the Big Mac for a cheaper price. You
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: would think like they would know, right yeah, and they
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: just wouldn't be able to quote do that, Like we're
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: not we're not able to accommodate that.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 4: But do they really care that people working there?
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, but like the people who you know
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: come up with the software and you know what you're
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: able to put in there, you would think it would
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: just automatically make it into a Big Mac.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's not like you
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 5: said they were missing the what did cheese? The lettuce?
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe the extra extra bun, Yeah, the extra little layer
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: of the of the bun. So the multiple tip can
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: save you some money if you really will. You gotta
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: work for this one, Greg, you'll hate this, Okay. So
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: you get multiple McDonald's accounts that first, and then you
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: circulate through them and you log out and log back
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: in to make a McDonald's water So you can like
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: double the deals through the app and then and then
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: use several to add up to you know, one big.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 6: Order, or you can just pay the extra six bucks
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 6: and move on with your because yeah, a lot of
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 6: the deals are one time, one day only things.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a freezing There.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: There's the whole folded egg versus the rounded egg. There
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: are two types of eggs. I deal with this frequently
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: actually for the breakfast sandwiches. Well what do you do?
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 4: Well, it's it's like the round ones.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: That's the fresh cracked one.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 6: Right right, which is true, and they have Nature's cream
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 6: in them, which is nice. But the folded eggs are larger.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: Oh but is it like fluffy?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: But that's the thing is that, like I hop where
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 5: they add like pancake batter and stuff to it.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're going through all that trouble. I
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: might be wrong, flour, I don't think.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: So you're not getting more egg though. Is it just
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: more surface or is it the folded one? Okay, I
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 2: see maybe why you would be getting more egg because
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: it's not like it's a cracked egg and they make
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: it into that. It's just that that that egg, you know,
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: like what they call it kind of stuff, I mean
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: liquid eggs.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: Let me looking up because I'm pretty sure it weighs
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: more too.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: But all right, Yeah, they add milk and modified food starch.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: In the folded egg. There you go, it's so good
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 4: and fluffy.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the people like trying to make a big
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 2: thing about this powder that Starbucks adds into their their
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: frozen something drinks. Yeah, but they're they're they're trying to
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: get people to you know, yeah, to say that it's
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: giving people cancer and all these other things, like you know,
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: I don't even know anything about science, but I know
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: that's not right.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's the same stuff SMOOTHI King's been using
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 4: for decades.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they they were showing, like the employees putting
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: a bunch of it into one of the blenders and
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: then turning the blender on and it creates because the
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: heat it like binds it or something it like, you know,
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: it makes it so it becomes like a putty almost
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: like it looks like I'm also look like silly puddy.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 4: You want to play on a smooth, consistent milkshake or something.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 4: It's all icy and yeah.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: And so then they take that stuff that they were
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: so worried about and they say it was so toxic
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: or whatever. They then dump it into the sink. You know,
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: they're the Starbucks and they're using their bare hands to
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: like move it around. Stuff. If you're so worried about it,
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be playing with it with your bare hands.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, I finally figured out what protein you're supposed
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 4: to have, you know, because everything's protein this protein that,
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 4: But like how much are you actually supposed to have
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 4: per day? And it's by your weight.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like like if you're two hundred rounds of protein,
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 6: that's if you're body building, that's that's.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what people throw around. I'm just like I'm
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: not bodybuildings. See everybody getting these uh you know the
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: water equation. You divide your weight by two and then
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: that's how many ounces you drink. Yeah, what I got,
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: no way blown. I didn't know this stuff. Back to
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: the McDonald's tip. So the folded egg or the rounded
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: eggs two types of the different breakfast sandwiches. If you
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: get like the folded egg like the ones they got
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: on the on the biscuit sandwiches and the mcgriddles, which
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: I love, those are the pre made eggs. The rounded
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: egg like the one that goes on the McMuffin, that
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: is the fresh cracked egg.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: I always thought those just came in like a long
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 5: like log cylinder.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: They're just happy to hear this, Yeah, a cylinder of egg.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they weren't. They certainly weren't doing this when
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: I worked at McDonald's.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 5: Weren't fresh cracking.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: They weren't fresh cracking. They weren't.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: I thought they could just cracked them into a ring
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: or something not when I worked there.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, I think I'm thinking of the scrambled eggs,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 6: which is what you get if you get like the platter,
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 6: the big ye.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: But even those weren't, like, we weren't cracking eggs back
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  Speaker 2: there for that it was just that that liquid stuff.
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  Speaker 7: And were you also not you know, Frankensteining together certain
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  Speaker 7: orders to replicate a big Mac when it wasn't really
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  Speaker 7: a big man.
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  Speaker 2: We weren't doing that. But people will come in for
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  Speaker 2: you know, different things, you know, put the big Mac
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  Speaker 2: sauce instead of the tartar sauce on the fish sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like it was like a thing
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  Speaker 2: or we didn't have like at least when I worked there.
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  Speaker 2: I worked there in nineteen ninety four. Oh, very briefly.
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  Speaker 2: As we've discussed, and this is before people are really
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: trying to do like the mcgang bang, yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: and the things like that. They weren't trying to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Although when I worked there, the busiest night of the
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  Speaker 2: week was on Thursdays. I want to say it was Thursday, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because they had thirty nine cent cheeseburger night.
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  Speaker 5: Oh damn fire and so.
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  Speaker 2: Cheeseburgers were thirty nine cents, yeah, right, thirty nine cents,
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  Speaker 2: and like everybody'd be bringing their families there and just
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: getting a billion cheeseburgers.
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  Speaker 5: There was no limit, not that I remember, like whatever
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  Speaker 5: twenty bucks can get me, yeah, not that.
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  Speaker 2: I remember and the other thing that this woman is
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  Speaker 2: saying that you want the fresh hot fries. You've heard
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  Speaker 2: this before you order the Yeah, and they're guaranteed to
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  Speaker 2: be made fresh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care that much.
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  Speaker 2: Here here's the thing. I think you won't get salt.
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  Speaker 2: But here's what you're risking. You might could spit because
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  Speaker 2: I think it just makes you seem annoying because it's
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  Speaker 2: not like you can't have salt. The employee knows what
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  Speaker 2: you're doing, and so I think you're I think you're
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  Speaker 2: risking having your food messed with.
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  Speaker 7: And I think the safe to say too, the fries
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  Speaker 7: haven't been sitting around that long.
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  Speaker 2: No matter what. Yeah, exactly, sometimes you get garbage fries
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: if you go there kind of like a slower point
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: they have been. They're not as like crisp, they're not
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: as you know, they kind of seem just I don't
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: know room temperature to me. But if you're ordering them
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: with no salt, because I remember the hopper like where
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: you dump the fries into, that thing was always caked
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: with salt. So if they took the fries right out
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: of there and they just dumped them right in and
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: then scoop that you're still getting a little salt in there. Yeah,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: but I think you're asking. I think you're asking because
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: you seem kind of annoying. If you're the person that
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: can I get the fries nost we know what you're doing. Yeah,
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: just to just ask. I'm willing to wait a couple
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: extra minutes if I can get some that are like
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: just directly out of the fryer.
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  Speaker 5: I think that in general food service people appreciate your
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 5: honesty because I had a girlfriend when we go for
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 5: Mexican food, she go, can I have a margarita on ice?
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 5: But the ice on the side what you get?
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the people that it's like when they
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: order the they think they're really getting a ton more. Yeah,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: you know, like the ca soda no ice exactly like
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: you are getting more, But is it that much more
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: than two cents?
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 5: Well for the restaurant, That's what I'm saying. Like they
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 5: don't care either.
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  Speaker 4: Well that that was the thing for the longest time,
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 4: and now we have these m QR codes.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: Right, we're just talking about the QR COT thing.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 4: Why do we have that?
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: Because people using their own cups or they're asking for
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: water and then they're wee's in the freeze, juice in
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: the juice as.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 6: I still think they're making a mistake with this, because,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 6: like you said, it is sodas are the highest margin
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 6: thing for any restaurant.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: But why is that a mistake?
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 6: Because you you're creating more ill will than you are
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 6: stopping bad actors.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: But I don't even really think. I don't think twice
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 2: about it. If I go into a place where it's
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: all behind the count Chick fil A, they don't have
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 2: soda fountains just out where you do itself served. It's
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: behind the counter. They say we would you like to drink,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: and they do it for you, and if you want
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: to refill, you can come up and get it. Yeah.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 4: I think that's more annoying than the QR code. Really yeah,
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 5: People just want the path of least resistance.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 2: And I wouldn't.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't think or me it's like, wait, what are
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 5: we doing with a QR code?
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: Totally literally takes two seconds. There's a little scanner right
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: next to the machine, turns it on and then you
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: use it.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, example style machines on the cruises they have to
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: chip in the cup. Its not a big deal. You
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: paid for the cup, and it makes the machine work.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 4: It's better than going to the counter and then you
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 4: got to wait for somebody to come by.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: And would you mind removing your lidding to show and
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: they go back.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 4: There and then they disappear. You know, it's the best
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 4: not having to deal with any of that and just
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 4: getting what you want.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it would also be the best if people
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: just wouldn't be you know.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 6: I don't think there's that many people doing it, though,
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 6: is my point. I think I think there's a very's
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 6: a tiny percentage of people that are stealing. Look, I
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 6: did it when I was a kid, but I think
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 6: there's a tiny percentage of people that are stealing sodies.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 4: To be honest, I think it's more for the overflow
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 4: part of it, of like people spill soda, like overflowing
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 4: the cups because it'll stop, you know, it'll stop the
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 4: amount of soda.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was one of the things that
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: we would do to fill the cups up because you
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: always had like the fizz on the top, yea, and
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: to make sure you just get like like keep flowing
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: overflowing overflowing over, and then you know, until it's fizz free, right,
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: foam free? Yeah, so god knows how much soda you
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: were blowing.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the worst though, Like when your cup is
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 4: filled way too much, runneth over Yeah, and then they
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 4: put they put the lid on it and they put
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 4: on top and then it just explow everywhere. Yeah, this
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 4: is one of my they're not they're not sure changing
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 4: me right, No, God man, it's the worst.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 2: But you know you're so right.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 7: If if if the person said to us, Okay, what
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 7: you want to do is take your QR code, we would.
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  Speaker 2: Gorey parting words of wisdom please.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, life is sexually transmitted.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: Life itself. Yeah, exactly. Greg's parents have had sex twice,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: two times in their lives and their entire life. That's it.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: That was, and there was nothing funky, nothing kinky about it.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: It was just straight missionary.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: No four play thing like that. Can you imagine?
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 7: No oraling, No, no sexy lingerie. My parents aren't like
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 7: Sammy's parents.
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 2: It was just like, yeah, let's make a baby, let's
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, put a baby in me, Yeah, put
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: a baby in put a baby in me. We'll name
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 2: it Greg. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 2: thank you so much for giving the show some of
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: suck it. Catch back around Wednesday. Have a great day.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: S M D double M. I quit this bitch,