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Full EP | Trump Approval Rating at All-Time Low; Can Chicken Tenders End a Date; Militant Man Jamal Kingsley; Five Thoughts from Pregnancy Scare · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Shaggy. Happy birthday to Jeff Goldblum.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Christopher Lord. I actually did a series
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  Speaker 1: with him years ago called Devil Rush. He was spectacular.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Corey Hawkins, who played Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Dre.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Brad Stevens, the NBA coach. You can
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  Speaker 2: tell you're a white boy when you don't make it
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  Speaker 2: to the playoffs or win a championship, but then you
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  Speaker 2: get a promotion, and then you hire a black dude
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  Speaker 2: that does win a championship.
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  Speaker 1: What if I hired two black dudes?
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  Speaker 4: One.
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  Speaker 2: They got fired for messing around. Then the other one,
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  Speaker 2: they replaced him. So he made it happen. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: to Hugh Jackson. He was the former NFL coach. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday to Carlos Mancio, who is a spectacular comic. I
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  Speaker 2: think he had a raw deal. I think that if
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  Speaker 2: you ever get a chance to go see him, you should.
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  Speaker 2: He's a spectacular dude and a spectacular comic. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: to 21 Savage. Happy birthday to Mariah Hug, who is
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  Speaker 2: a Hugo Hug.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Married to Madison. Happy birthday to Deontay Wilder.
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  Speaker 5: Woo!
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  Speaker 1: That was a rough one.
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  Speaker 6: That was a rough one.
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  Speaker 2: And, of course, happy birthday to Curly Howard from the
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  Speaker 2: Three Stooges. Happy birthday to Drazen Petrovic. He was the
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  Speaker 2: entree of those great European players. We now have all
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  Speaker 2: those people from Europe. He was like the prototype for that.
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  Speaker 2: He started that off. Happy birthday. Of course, we've got
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  Speaker 2: a great show lined up for you. Jasmine will tell
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  Speaker 2: us what's trending. I'm going to have a little note
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  Speaker 2: from the GED section.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming up in a bit. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz man. What man? Tell these good people we're trending.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Stephen A.
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  Speaker 7: Smith has made a wrong, wrong decision. He went left
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  Speaker 7: and he should have went right. And that is he
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  Speaker 7: went after DL on social media and everybody's talking about it.
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  Speaker 6: And the crazy part is it's so ill-informed.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Like he talks about how DL has never been to
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  Speaker 7: the White House. And at this rate, he'll want to
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  Speaker 7: make it to the Black House.
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  Speaker 6: I'm thinking to myself.
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  Speaker 9: Can you please Google at least once? Can you research
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  Speaker 9: anything at all? I've been to the White House with him.
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  Speaker 9: He's been there so many times that I rode the
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  Speaker 9: wave in and brought a guest.
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  Speaker 6: I've been to the White House. I've met the president.
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  Speaker 6: Not the current one.
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  Speaker 7: But, you know, it's so crazy because he has so
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  Speaker 7: much smoke for Trump, but he has no smoke for Trump.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I tell you what. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you pretend like I'm a white dude? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Because let me tell you something. Stephen A.
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  Speaker 2: Talks a lot of stuff, but I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 2: you something. These these like when he talked about I've
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  Speaker 2: never been to the White House, I'm like, I've been
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  Speaker 2: to I've been to so many. And I wasn't Bill
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  Speaker 2: Maher's plus one. I didn't have to get added on.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have to get added on to his ticket.
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  Speaker 2: And I tell you what, Stephen, this is the one
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  Speaker 2: thing that's unassailable. Why is it that you are always
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  Speaker 2: in the company of people that have disdain for black people?
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  Speaker 1: Why do they feel so comfortable talking to you?
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  Speaker 2: And why do you feel comfortable with a man who
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  Speaker 2: insulted your intelligence, your professionalism, and your humanity?
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Was the food that good? Like, why is it you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start calling you Jackie Bob Boy because
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  Speaker 2: you're always swinging from a white dude's a * *.
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  Speaker 1: Always. Always.
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  Speaker 8: Always.
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  Speaker 1: Like always. Like he is.
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  Speaker 2: This is the funny thing. He is mad about LeBron
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  Speaker 2: James for going to see Pat McAfee.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But you can't understand why black people would have a
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  Speaker 2: problem with you going to see a man that has
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  Speaker 2: stripped him of their history, that has fired all the
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  Speaker 2: black people within the days after you went there, was
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  Speaker 2: calling a black woman a dog and set the federal
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  Speaker 2: authority on another black woman. And you find yourself in
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  Speaker 2: proximity of people. Why do they feel so comfortable around you?
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  Speaker 2: Why is that? And the thing that I take away
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  Speaker 2: from this is I don't do television because I don't
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  Speaker 2: like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I can't do it. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like to do what I want.
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  Speaker 2: And as big as your serious station is, my radio
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  Speaker 2: show is bigger than your serious audience and your ESPN
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  Speaker 2: audience combined.
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  Speaker 1: That's just true.
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  Speaker 2: You get paid because you say a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 2: white people like. I guarantee you if I said the
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  Speaker 2: things you said, I'd be invited to the White House
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  Speaker 2: too by Trump. Dana White will slap his wife and
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  Speaker 2: you do everything but wipe his hand off. You got
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  Speaker 2: more smoke for black people that correct you and have
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  Speaker 2: a problem with what you do than you do for white.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're more mad at LeBron for defending his son
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  Speaker 2: than you are for any number of the insulting things
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  Speaker 2: white people say to you. So Steve and I want
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  Speaker 2: to keep it going. I promise you, this is what
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  Speaker 2: I do. I hope you got a lot of headroom
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  Speaker 2: in that head.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: We already know what he does, too. We saw him
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  Speaker 7: talking all that mess about LeBron James. And when LeBron
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  Speaker 7: James approached him, what did he do? And I think
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  Speaker 7: it's going to be the same situation with this.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll see.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 8: She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 1: She smiles.
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  Speaker 8: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 7: According to a new poll, Donald Trump's approval rating has
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  Speaker 7: fallen to a new low and support for Democrats in
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  Speaker 7: the race for control of Congress is rising as inflation
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  Speaker 7: pressures contribute.
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  Speaker 6: To the mood amongst voters.
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  Speaker 7: Trump's approval rating among U.S. adults now stands at 33 percent,
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  Speaker 7: with 66 percent disapproving him strongly.
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  Speaker 1: I just I think it.
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  Speaker 2: The one advantage he always had is that he could
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  Speaker 2: lie to people and they would accept it.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot lie to your wallet. You can't lie. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. Your ears can't afford lies. Your wallet cannot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think that that's what the problem is.
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  Speaker 2: The finite reality of the decisions that he has made
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  Speaker 2: has put people in this position. These are not these
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  Speaker 2: are not like. Last time we had inflation, we had
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  Speaker 2: a worldwide pandemic. Now he's the pandemic.
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  Speaker 1: It's his decision.
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  Speaker 6: He is the pandemic.
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  Speaker 1: He is.
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  Speaker 2: He's the disease that has killed the economy, choked it up.
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  Speaker 2: It is dumbass decisions.
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  Speaker 6: Hard to hear lies when your stomach growling.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Transgenders only work when you can put a tank in
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  Speaker 2: your gas. With gas in your tank. It don't work when... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: when you're out there pushing your car.
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  Speaker 7: Well, new research says dementia cases globally are set to
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  Speaker 7: more than double by the year 2050. The spike is
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  Speaker 7: largely tied to aging populations, but it won't hit evenly.
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  Speaker 7: Women are developing dementia at higher rates than men, and
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  Speaker 7: people in low- and middle-income countries see far more new
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  Speaker 7: cases than those in wealthier nations.
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  Speaker 1: I would have thought it was men that got it more.
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  Speaker 6: It has been in the past, but they say there
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  Speaker 6: is a change happening.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because women don't forget a damn thing. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how that happened.
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  Speaker 6: Wow. Probably getting it from alternate realities now.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's rough.
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  Speaker 6: Indeed.
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  Speaker 1: So this is interesting.
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  Speaker 2: A woman says that her first date was ruined because
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  Speaker 2: her date ordered chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 1: What if he just likes it?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Because I guess it probably isn't the chicken fingers, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's the place that they serve the chicken fingers at, right?
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  Speaker 2: This is only going to be a certain kind of
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  Speaker 2: restaurant they have chicken fingers at.
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  Speaker 9: You know, because a lot of times they're helping out kids.
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  Speaker 9: They always have chicken fingers. Even high-end restaurants.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Houston doesn't have chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they do. Going to a really nice restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Houston does not have chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Houston's got them, Papadeaux's got them, and they're delicious.
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  Speaker 2: First off, first off, do not put Houston's on the
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  Speaker 2: same breath as Papadeaux.
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  Speaker 6: Don't do that to yourself. Stop playing, man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that to yourself. Now, I know I had
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  Speaker 1: to get you in Dallas. I understand it. They got
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  Speaker 1: chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 6: Chicken tenders. Yeah, they call them chicken tenders. Yeah, chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 6: They serve them with the salad, and they are delicious.
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  Speaker 8: They got them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You know what? Maybe I just never looked.
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  Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I just never looked.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I just never looked.
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  Speaker 7: Google search won't solve.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know that they've stayed away from that because
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  Speaker 2: with chicken fingers come some problems.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even have crayons and stuff for kids.
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  Speaker 6: No, they actually don't have chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 7: They have a Dean's crispy chicken sandwich. They have a cheeseburger.
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  Speaker 2: Um.
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  Speaker 6: They got sushi, of course, but they don't have chicken
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  Speaker 6: tenders or fingers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you was going.
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  Speaker 7: Well, they have a grilled chicken salad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have it.
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  Speaker 6: They may have changed the menu.
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  Speaker 2: No, they never had it. Or you've been lying to
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  Speaker 2: Tiffany telling you you took her to Houston's and you didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Eat these fingers. Yuck.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know Houston's had gumbo. Yeah, it does. Shut
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  Speaker 1: up and enjoy it.
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  Speaker 6: You're so stupid.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: If you're on a first date and your date orders
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  Speaker 2: chicken fingers, is that a turnoff? That's the question we're
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  Speaker 2: going to pose to you.
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  Speaker 1: 877-242-2426.
• 9:00
  Speaker 7: Also, it's up on Twitter at DL Hughley Radio or
• 9:02
  Speaker 7: on Facebook, The DL Hughley Show. And the website is thedlhughleyshow.com.
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  Speaker 2: So the question we're asking, a girl went on a
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  Speaker 2: date with a guy who ordered chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 13: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 14: Could you imagine sitting on a first date with a guy?
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  Speaker 1: He ordered chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 14: Y'all go to Katniss Club and you say, hey, y'all
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  Speaker 14: got chicken tenders?
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  Speaker 8: What would you do.
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  Speaker 6: In that moment? Are you getting up?
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  Speaker 14: Or are you just going to sit and ride it
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  Speaker 14: out and eat your meal? I'm absolutely going to eat
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  Speaker 14: my meal. The whole time I'm going to talk about.
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  Speaker 6: How this chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 15: This is absolutely your last time talking to me. Absolutely
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  Speaker 15: your last time talking to me. But I'm going to
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  Speaker 15: ride it out.
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  Speaker 2: So is that a downer right there?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a date killer right there? We're going to
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: go to our social media platform. Junius, what are they
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  Speaker 1: saying out there?
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  Speaker 6: Dave from Dallas said she's obviously spoiled.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Would you would you go to a place on a
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  Speaker 2: date where they serve on your first day? Somebody you
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  Speaker 2: really like when they serve chicken fingers?
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  Speaker 6: Yes. Yes, you would.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: So, Jasmine, since you're the stuck.
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  Speaker 6: Cheesecake, peg, brigade.
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  Speaker 8: No, that's not true.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, listen, I do know that there are some
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  Speaker 7: very few restaurants that are, you know, mid to high
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  Speaker 7: end that serve chicken fingers, chicken tenders, whatever you want
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  Speaker 7: to call them.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I, I don't think it's one of them, right?
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  Speaker 6: No, it is not.
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  Speaker 7: I don't, my day wouldn't be ruined, but I would
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  Speaker 7: think it kind of, I don't know. I think it
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  Speaker 7: would be odd that he would order chicken tenders out
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  Speaker 7: of all the things on the menu. Cause I think,
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  Speaker 7: I think that a couple of things, I think the
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  Speaker 7: way you eat and I think what you eat says
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  Speaker 7: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: About who you are. Oh, It does.
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  Speaker 7: If you watch a person eat, male or female, it
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  Speaker 7: says a lot about their character and a lot about
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  Speaker 7: who they are as a person.
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  Speaker 1: Character?
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  Speaker 13: It does.
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  Speaker 1: So chicken fingers means someone has character flaws? Yeah. Chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 6: Can you eat a burger? No, no.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: They don't love the Lord?
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  Speaker 7: If you eat your burger and the food is all
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  Speaker 7: over your mouth, it says a lot about who you
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  Speaker 7: are as a person.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot eat chicken fingers and love Jesus.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 7: It's a lot like how you say you hate it
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  Speaker 7: when Gary used to go places with you and he
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  Speaker 7: would order chicken and barbecue potato chips. You're on a
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  Speaker 7: flight to Rome or something. It just says a lot
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  Speaker 7: about who you are as a person. And if you're
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  Speaker 7: a sloppy eater, it tells me everything I need to know.
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  Speaker 2: I am just saying that I think that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: stuck up that somebody that orders chicken for you says
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: you said it says a lot about them. You cannot
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  Speaker 2: be a servant of the Lord and eat chicken fingers.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
• 11:33
  Speaker 6: You get stunned tonight because you had chicken fingers.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I can tell you punch.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: I can tell you punch a time clock. I can't
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  Speaker 2: do this.
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  Speaker 6: No class.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Here we show you a 2026 edition. So a woman
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  Speaker 2: says this.
• 11:49
  Speaker 14: Could you imagine sitting on a first date with a guy?
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  Speaker 15: Y'all go to Cactus Club and he say, hey, y'all
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  Speaker 15: got chicken tenders?
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  Speaker 2: And Jasmine said that, you know, chicken fingers tells you
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  Speaker 2: a lot about.
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  Speaker 1: Your personal life. I don't know what it would tell you.
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  Speaker 6: What did she say?
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  Speaker 7: No, I said people, the choice that you make for
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  Speaker 7: your food and how you eat it says a lot
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  Speaker 7: about you. And we've had this conversation before. We've gone
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: out to eat at a steak restaurant and you've told Lana,
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  Speaker 7: you better not order no chicken fingers. You better not
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  Speaker 7: order a burger.
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  Speaker 6: We had a family, a real nice steakhouse.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: You're like, don't you do that?
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  Speaker 7: And you always get mad at me saying that you
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: don't like the.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Fact that the palate isn't expanded.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. But that just means you're stuck up.
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  Speaker 2: Chicken fingers, doesn't it? Yes, because Laina knows that when
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: we go out to lunch, she has to order that stuff,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: you know, because Laina's used.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: To, you know, not.
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 1: She's not going to put out, so she better not
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  Speaker 1: wear it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Let me get them chicken fingers.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Listen, you're an assistant. You're an assistant assist.
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: You know what? Chips and nachos for you.
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  Speaker 7: That's terrible.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: I definitely see a poke bowl for you. A poke
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: bowl in your future.
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  Speaker 6: No seconds either.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have chicken fingers? Yes, in the parking lot
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: they do. So, Junis, you sent me something. So they
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: do have, you said at Houston's, I can't pull this up.
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  Speaker 2: What does it say at Houston's?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a picture of the chicken tenders that
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  Speaker 6: they sell.
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  Speaker 1: Is the picture of them?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 13:32
  Speaker 6: It's a picture.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Now, now, now what? Now, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't qualify, Junius. I think you're telling me that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't that doesn't say there on the menu. You can
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: show me a picture of food and that's supposed to.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no. It's from Houston.
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: You'll see.
• 13:43
  Speaker 7: OK, so I Googled and I asked Jim and I,
• 13:46
  Speaker 7: does Houston's serve chicken tenders? And it said, no, Houston's
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: part of Hillstone Restaurant Group does not officially serve chicken
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: tenders on its menu. It removed its classic tenders from
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: the menu years ago. Though, they occasionally appear as a
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: limited secret menu.
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  Speaker 6: And that's what's happening now here at Hillstone. Occasionally, but
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  Speaker 6: it's not on their menu.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: So can chicken fingers ruin a day? Jasmine, you say yes.
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: I say no, it can't.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: I do think it says a lot about who you are,
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: the high-end restaurant, you order chicken tenders.
• 14:24
  Speaker 9: I think it says a lot about the person who's
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: so shallow that they would just dismiss somebody.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I believe you're right.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: I mean, we've dismissed people for much less. I don't
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: think it says anything bad.
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: I think you can eat whatever you want to, but
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: I do think, much like you, D.L., have criticized people
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: in your camp for not eating, eating things at the
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: table that you thought were more appropriate i.e uh uh
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: gary you know you get on him when he orders
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: chicken on a plane or if you guys are someplace
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: fancy you wanted to order according to the fair so i.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Don't want to run with it i don't want like
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: if we go to a nice restaurant i don't want
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: them to ask for you like we're going to a
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: really nice joint i mean i got any chicken fingers
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: it but that's what i'm saying so maybe that's how
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: she felt Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you criticized the
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: chick because she was shocked she got popcorn when you
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: were a kid.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I was a kid, and me and Goo Goo went
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: to go see.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: Goo Goo?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Her name was Goo Goo.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: And so we go to see Star Wars, and I
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: open her door for her.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: She's going to the thing, and I said, you want some?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: She said, I can get a soda and popcorn. I'm like, well,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: this ain't going to work out. I'm trying.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I'm happy.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I have aspirations.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: In a world far, far away.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, man. And she was, man, I dug
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: her so much, boy. And then I never went out
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: with her again. And she came back.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: She said, about two weeks later, she comes over. She said,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: how come you didn't, if you wanted some, I gave
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: you some. I was like, oh, no, that wasn't it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: That wasn't it. That wasn't it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And all you had.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: To do was buy popcorn. You missed that on opportunity.
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: You don't know a bargain when you see it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You still got a number? No, she used to date
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: like we was like, she used to date like dudes.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Like when she was like 17, she was dating like
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: 30 year old dudes.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 16:19
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: She wore out.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: It was past.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: She wore out. Damn, Junius. You hard on him.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Damn. I guess you don't want nothing
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: for this vending machine for lunch. We're going right to
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: the phones. My date will not be ruined at all.
• 16:38
  Speaker 16: Because it all depends on what you like, what you
• 16:41
  Speaker 16: want to eat. And if it was my date, he
• 16:44
  Speaker 16: ordered chicken fingers.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I ordered the same thing, too, because I like chicken fingers,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: chicken nuggets, fried chicken, baked chicken.
• 16:50
  Speaker 11: It don't make no difference. I love chicken.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: So my date will not be ruined.
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: I was just trying to figure out, um, what's the
• 16:58
  Speaker 11: real etiquette on eating chicken tenders? Because I'm a chicken
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: tender eater and I get them every so often. If
• 17:03
  Speaker 11: I do go to a restaurant or a wing spot
• 17:06
  Speaker 11: or something like that, you know, it's economically friendly and,
• 17:10
  Speaker 11: you know, uh, Nothing's wrong with him. Yeah, I just
• 17:13
  Speaker 11: feel a little wowed that, you know, the lady might
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: feel some type of way about her date. Even chicken
• 17:18
  Speaker 11: tenders on the first date, that might be all he wanted.
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: You know, he probably didn't see anything on the menu
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: that he really wanted that just, you know, wowed him.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Well, what I just heard Jasmine say, she needs to
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: get off her high horse because there is nothing wrong
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: with going out to eat and ordering chicken tenders or
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: chicken fingers. I mean, especially in this economy, not everybody
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: can afford steak and lobster. That doesn't mean that your
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: date should be ruined.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That's just my opinion.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Man, these women don't piss me off, brother. I don't understand.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: I just don't understand what's wrong with chicken fingers. I
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: like chicken fingers. If she don't like them, she don't
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: have to eat them. But don't control what I like
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: to eat. And your co-host, by the way, how is
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: she going to say that we can't eat chicken fingers?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with her?
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Last week I was online. They said if men eat
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: hot dogs, they gay. What can we do that these
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: women are going to be okay with? I'm pissed off
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: about that one.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So can ordering chicken fingers on a date ruin it?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Here's a little video.
• 18:22
  Speaker 14: Could you imagine sitting on a first date with a guy?
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: Y'all go to Cactus Club and you say, hey, y'all
• 18:27
  Speaker 15: got chicken tenders?
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: What would you do in that moment?
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Are you getting up?
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: Or are you just going to sit and ride it
• 18:33
  Speaker 14: out and eat your meal? I'm absolutely going to eat
• 18:35
  Speaker 14: my meal. The whole time I'm going to talk about.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: How this chicken tenders.
• 18:39
  Speaker 15: This is absolutely your last time talking to me. Absolutely
• 18:42
  Speaker 15: your last time talking to me.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to ride it out. We're going right
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: to the phones.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: For her to take it that personal and to have
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: such a strong feeling about it to where she feels
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: like it ruined her meal, it's a reflection on her.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: It's a reflection on.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Her ego and her state of being.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: And then she says she's going to ride it out.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: If she's offended, then she's offended.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Just be offended.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Don't sit there and benefit from the meal, then talk
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: about it and all that. If he enjoyed chicken tenders,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: he enjoyed chicken tenders. Going forward, what do you have
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: to be careful about what you eat because of somebody
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: else's personality defect? I think he dodged a bullet because
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: a lot of times people are bigger in their minds
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: than they really are. So I just, I don't know,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I feel like the person dodged a bullet and she'll
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: run into somebody who feels the same way about her eventually.
• 19:36
  Speaker 16: So I'm listening to everybody and I'm thinking to myself
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: like we got to a point now where we we
• 19:43
  Speaker 16: so petty that we worried about what somebody else is
• 19:47
  Speaker 16: eating to even go on a date or even remain
• 19:51
  Speaker 16: on a date. What if you're out on a date with,
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: let's say, somebody who's a billionaire, but they love chicken tenders?
• 19:58
  Speaker 16: You're going to get up and walk away because you
• 20:01
  Speaker 16: want chicken tenders? I mean, we're getting petty, real petty now,
• 20:05
  Speaker 16: and it just sounds crazy.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: The streets are talking with my man Trey. What's good, y'all?
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: This is Trey Five, and today I'm on the streets
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: finding the answer to the age-old question. What do you
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: put on your grits? Sugar or salt?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Sugar. And if somebody says that's wrong, they can buy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 14: Their own breakfast.
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: What do you put on your grits? Sugar or salt?
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Depends who's cooking. If they're good, butter and salt. If
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: they're bad, maybe sugar can save them.
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: When you're eating grits, what goes on there? Sugar or salt?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Wait hold on brown sugar is kind of good don't
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: put that on camera all right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: All right we know butter is supposed to be there
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: but when you're eating grits what else goes on there
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: sugar or.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Salt cheese man why y'all leaving cheese out.
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: Of this when you smacking down some grits what goes
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: on there sugar or salt salt.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Salt and butter i'm not putting dessert in my breakfast.
• 20:58
  Speaker 12: What do you put on your grits sugar or salt.
• 21:01
  Speaker 14: Sugar, absolutely.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Little butter, too.
• 21:04
  Speaker 14: Don't judge me.
• 21:05
  Speaker 12: When you're eating grits, what goes on there? Sugar or salt?
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Both.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: A little sweet, a little salty.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: Y'all acting like there's a grits police.
• 21:14
  Speaker 12: When you're eating grits, what else goes on there? Sugar
• 21:17
  Speaker 12: or salt?
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Honey, salt, maybe cheese.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Sugar on grits?
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: That's a whole different situation.
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: The streets definitely have something to say, but the answers
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: sounded like a toss-up. For me, only right answer is
• 21:30
  Speaker 12: salt and butter. But teach them. So next time, this
• 21:34
  Speaker 12: has been Trey Five with The Streets of Talking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: Deuces.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: am on my way to Baltimore where we do another
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: book signing. And shout out to the people at Polk.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: What was that? Where were we at last night, Skip?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Where were we at last night?
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: We were at the Fort Worth at the Doc's, the
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Doc Book Club.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It was really dope, man. Really dope. Had a good
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: time tonight.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: We're going to be at a library, which is the
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: closest I'll ever come to one, which is crazy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: But it was better late than never.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I think this might be the first library I've been
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: in in 50 years, I'm pretty sure.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Well, they're closing them at breakneck speed, so it's good
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: you got to see one before they all go. And
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: take a lot of pictures.
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: This looks like Barnes & Noble. No, that's not it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: These books for sale.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. It was a lot of fun.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: A lot of fun.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It isn't fun, but it's not fun, but it is interesting.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: And thank you to all the people that showed up
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and bought books, and we've got another one tonight. Then Sunday, Friday,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and Saturday, we're in Milwaukee. Well, you know, I never
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: knew this, but Milwaukee, the brewers have never been to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: the World Series, ever.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: So- How about that?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It is a shame that the first time they do
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: go to the World Series, they used my Dodgers for
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: a welcome mat.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, they just won the last two. Come on, man.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: They did that for sure. But, you know, they've won
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: a lot. The Dodgers have won a lot.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I mean. More would have been nice.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Please welcome the military man, Jamal Kingsley, here to expose
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, here to expose
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: racism hidden in our everyday life.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: Why is it Apple AirPods only come in white? Is
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: it because if they were black, no one would listen?
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: Think about it, my brother.
• 23:30
  Speaker 13: And why is it when you bang your toe on
• 23:33
  Speaker 13: the bed at night, your toenail turns black? Is it
• 23:38
  Speaker 13: because when you think of black, it always reminds you
• 23:41
  Speaker 13: of pain?
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: Think about it, my brother. I was watching an old-time
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: Western movie.
• 23:49
  Speaker 13: And why is it good guys wear white hats, but
• 23:53
  Speaker 13: the bad guys always wear black hats? I guess you're
• 23:57
  Speaker 13: going to try to tell me that good guys wear
• 23:59
  Speaker 13: white and bad guys wear.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Black when everybody knows bad guys wear blue.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: Think about it, my brother. This has been Jamal Kingsley,
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: the Militant Man.
• 24:12
  Speaker 13: And until next time, stay woke and think about it,
• 24:16
  Speaker 13: my brother.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes with
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: what we need to know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: The Philadelphia Eagles quarterback, Jalen Hurts, is facing a serious
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: health challenge after being diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis and
• 24:30
  Speaker 10: blood clots in both lungs. Medical personnel confirmed that Hurts
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: remains in stable condition. but is expected to make a
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: complete recovery, though treatment protocols will sideline him from contact
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: sports for the remainder of this season. The diagnosis highlights
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: the importance of recognizing the symptoms of blood clots and
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: seeking prompt medical attention, even among elite athletes in peak
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: physical condition. Tennessee Democratic State Representative Justin Pearson is actively
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: campaigning for Congress following recent legislative redistricting that combined parts
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: of Memphis with 14 rural counties. Despite the district leading
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: heavily conservative in recent election cycles, national campaign committees added
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: Pearson's bid to their targeted races, delivering organizational backing and
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: strategic resources.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: Be informed.
• 25:22
  Speaker 12: Be empowered.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you so very much, Sybil. More of the D.L.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show is coming up, I think. Did she pay, Jan?
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: She paid.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, she did.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Then for sure, more of the D.L. Hughley Show is
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: coming up. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: It is the D.L.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be in Milwaukee, I'll be
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: there this Friday and Saturday, two Friday and one Saturday
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: at the Milwaukee Improv. So come check us out if
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you take a notion. We are tonight at a– where
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: are we at tonight? In Baltimore at.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: It's not on my calendar. Let me look at it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got to find out.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, I'm going to be leaving and going there.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: We're going to do a book signing. I hope I
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: get to see the Mayor Brandon while I'm there. I
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: think he's done a remarkable job in Baltimore.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I get to see the oldest road manager
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: in the world, Gary. Gary.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Gary only got one knee replaced, so now he can't–
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: One leg is straight and one isn't.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Like a K?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: He looks like the letter K.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: That's terrible.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: He looks like the letter K. I was like, why
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: didn't you fix both of them at the same time?
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Maybe he didn't realize how difficult it was going to
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: be because I know he said that it was harder
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: than he thought.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: His hips aren't bad as knees, right? Knees, like hips
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: replacement is easier, right?
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But knees are supposed to be the worst. I thought
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: shoulders were the worst ones.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: I would say knees because knees are weight-bearing, too.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: It's just, you know, it's.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I've seen a surge of them doing that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what's with the hammer and the drill? What
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: is all that?
• 26:59
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And stuff flying everywhere. Is this a home improvement commercial?
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Can I get some more anesthesia, please?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Man, it's crazy. I don't want to see this.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I watched his brain surgery where they kept the dude
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: awake while they were doing brain surgery.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I saw that. Oh, I saw that. Because he had
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: to respond.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Kaiser for sure. You don't need no medicine.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: You're all right. Hold still. Hold still.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: How many fingers I got up?
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: Still hard here.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: No, they had his brain, they had his head open
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and they were, yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Because he had to respond to certain areas. I saw that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: That's crazy. I saw that too.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Would you like to see it? When you want to
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: hear oops upside your head again? Nah, that's all right.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Let me know when you feel dizzy. Could you put
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: that cigarette out, please?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm doing that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Halloween is coming up and it can be scary, but
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: not as scary as being late. Jasmine, give us five
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: thoughts every woman has had during a pregnancy scare.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: That's a weird transition.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: Number five, there are a lot of reasons a period
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: could be late. Draclay got noon on unwanted pregnancy, but
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: go ahead.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jazz.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. There are a lot of reasons a period
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: could be late, right? Okay. Stress.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: You know, menopause.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: A baby.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: A baby.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: Late and never come back. Weak pull-out game.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's... Number four of the top five thoughts
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: every woman has had during a pregnancy scare.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Better buy another pregnancy dress.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: This one is hampered with. I've seen a woman be like,
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: I'm going to take ten of them. Like, the first
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: one was fine.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Well, I think it's because you don't trust it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Like, I better try this. That's like the magic eight ball.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: You keep asking it the same question until the right
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: answer comes up.
• 28:44
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Stick already got pee on it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: Every woman has had during a pregnancy scare please jesus
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: please yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah not by this no please right.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Right which brings me to number two of the top
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: five thoughts every woman has had during a pregnancy scare
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  Speaker 7: oh my god he's gonna be a horrible daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Great mother, horrible daddy.
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  Speaker 7: And the number one of the top five thoughts every
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  Speaker 7: woman has had during a pregnancy scare.
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  Speaker 6: Is there even an abortion clinic in my state?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 6: These days, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Let's take a ride to L.A. I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: know you're in Dallas, but let's take a ride. We
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  Speaker 1: can go to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Drop by the clinic on Figueroa. It'd be great.
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  Speaker 6: We'll try the rollercoaster first. It's a better trip than
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: down these steps. Oh! This rollercoaster don't work.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go to get it. Oh, no, baby. The steps
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  Speaker 1: always go straight when somebody steps on them.
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  Speaker 6: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that was crazy. Get out of that hover around
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  Speaker 1: and take a walk down these stairs.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: in Milwaukee this Friday and Saturday, I will be there.
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  Speaker 2: I will be there this Friday and Saturday at the
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to say go Brewers because
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: they beat the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: But, you know, go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: Not go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But, yeah. I mean, I'll be there
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  Speaker 1: when they're there.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Also, shout out to everybody that is coming out to
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: the book signing tonight that I have no.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Idea where it is. It's a good thing it sold out.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I'll look for the people at the line at the library.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 6: What a shame. What a shame.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.
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  Speaker 6: Why did I do PBS? We'll just roam around until
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  Speaker 6: we find it.
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  Speaker 1: It's still there tonight. There they are.
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  Speaker 6: There we are.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: We waiting on you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, who to do that?
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  Speaker 2: I just have never been to a library, so I
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: just didn't put it on my thing. I did PBS
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: today with that young brother there. And, you know, with Jeff,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: the dude who does the PBS interviews. And I'm pretty
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: sure they never heard so much on PBS ever. Like
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: they went from Sesame Street to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be a rough thing.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Big Bird got a joint. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Big Bird got a joint. Big Cookies. What's Cookie Monster
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  Speaker 6: got in his mouth?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: What is that? Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: baby girl?
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. You always got to remember
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: cameras are always watching. I don't know if you guys
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: saw this whole thing with Funk Flex and T.T.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Torres.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Not a good look either way because, you know, it's
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: always interesting when somebody talks a lot of stuff, but
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: then they keep backing up and backing up and backing
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: up and You know, especially if somebody catches it on
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: camera and you try to be all tough and stuff.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: But hopefully whatever happened, I don't know if he actually
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: shoved her or not. But what I do know is
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: her husband went having it. So, you know, now he's saying, well,
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to really hit him because I want
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: him to hit me so I can sue him.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know. All I know is, you know, keep
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: your cool.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That dude looks homeless. So what, you going to get
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: this shopping cart?
• 31:55
  Speaker 16: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, indeed. You'll get that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: You'll get that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Not a good look.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all. Skip, my man, Cheetah, what'd you learn today,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: baby boy?
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: You know, I looked at this GoTicket site, and it
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: says that UDL Hughley, it's a reschedule from 8-21. You're
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: at the Brookfield, the Milwaukee Improv, is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's tomorrow. Where am I at for the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: book signing?
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to get in the car anyway. I'm
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: getting in the car. They'll drive me off somewhere. I'll stagger.
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: But you ain't nowhere in Milwaukee for a book signing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Well, then somebody lying. I don't know what. Then Sonya's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: in trouble.
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  Speaker 6: I'll say that. You might be at a drug dealer's
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: birthday party. You know how it goes.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Don't let that be true.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, you never know.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I doubt that a drug dealer's birthday party would be
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: at a library, but let's see.
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: Let's see.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: All right, the next.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Deal you lease.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Eat them sandwiches and lean in.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I better have some drinks there.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: On the next D.L.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, if you're not going to happy hour, no worries.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: We're going to bring the party straight to you with
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: the Hughley House Party. Plus, we're going to give you
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: another hot new song on Friday, Bud of the Week.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: And an episode where people get to tell me exactly
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: what they think of me called.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: F.U.D.L. Hughley. This ain't no book stop. I'm getting F.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and there's nothing you can do about it. It's
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show.