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Hour 3 - An Oil Spill · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our nub.
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  Speaker 2: Birthree now, no need, no need to call the w ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell anybody the rare and appropriate hockey monologue. That's right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a hockey season.
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  Speaker 1: Just put up with it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it fair for Connor McDavid to want out of Edmonton?
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  Speaker 2: A lot of chatter that he wants out of Edmonton?
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  Speaker 2: Or is he running from the grind as.
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  Speaker 1: The kids say?
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  Speaker 2: Also, what would a Connor McDavid trade mean for the
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  Speaker 2: National Hockey League?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Florida Panthers star Matthew Kachuk says that following the Panthers'
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  Speaker 2: second straight Stanley Cup win, they are a dynasty. Does
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  Speaker 2: that work for you? All of that come in your
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  Speaker 2: way right now here? It is mellow out lame jokes
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  Speaker 2: as well. Our number three. Well call it what it is?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: That would be an oil spill of sorts? Welcome in
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  Speaker 2: check it out. So our lead this hour now, be
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  Speaker 2: very careful. I don't want to upset you, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: actually gonna talk hockey now. I have a rule on
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  Speaker 2: this show, and the rule is to just try not
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  Speaker 2: to suck. That's the mantra, try not to suck. But
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  Speaker 2: the other rule is I'm just trying to find things
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  Speaker 2: I'm interested in. I feel like if I'm interested in stuff,
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  Speaker 2: then you'll somewhat be interested and if it doesn't work,
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  Speaker 2: that's fine, And very rarely am I that interested in
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  Speaker 2: the hockey store. I enjoyed the Stanley Cup Final. I
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  Speaker 2: was one of seven people watching, but I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 2: I watched it. Kenny Albert did a great job on
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  Speaker 2: the play by play. I thought TNT's coverage was really good,
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  Speaker 2: even though nobody watched it. I thought it was wonder
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  Speaker 2: But our lead this hour is from hockey because there's
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  Speaker 2: a story that caught my attention. Do not adjust your
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  Speaker 2: audio device. This is another rare and appropriate Malord monologue.
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  Speaker 2: Just for the puck of it. That's puck, just for
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  Speaker 2: the puck of it. So you hadn't been following, and
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  Speaker 2: chances are you haven't. We'll get big numbers in Canada.
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  Speaker 2: But Connor McDavid addressing his future with Edmonton, and he
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  Speaker 2: made it clear that he's in no rush to sign
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  Speaker 2: a new contract. Now we should point out McDavid's got
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  Speaker 2: one year left on his deal. However, he can sign
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  Speaker 2: a new contract starting July first, which is right around
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  Speaker 2: the corner as we're doing the show in real time.
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  Speaker 2: It is July twentieth, so that's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Far away and I believe do we have audio. I
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  Speaker 1: think we have audio on this. I believe we do.
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  Speaker 3: As you said, Yeah, it's only been a couple of
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  Speaker 3: days since the season ended, you know, take some time
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  Speaker 3: to regroup, talked to my agent a little bit and
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  Speaker 3: family and all that, and make some decisions when whenever
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  Speaker 3: that time comes.
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  Speaker 1: But there's no rush, no rush on anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: So you haven't made a decision that means you are considering.
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  Speaker 1: Not staying in Edmonton now.
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  Speaker 2: Multiple times in the news conference, McDavid made it clear
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  Speaker 2: that when it came to signing a new deal, he
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  Speaker 2: gave the old cop out, I'm gonna do what's best
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  Speaker 2: for me and my family. Okay, played the family card.
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  Speaker 1: From the bottom of the deck. Did it multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: There's been a lot of radio chatter that McDavid is
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  Speaker 2: going to force his way out. He is going to
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  Speaker 2: not sign the extension with Edmonton and he is going
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  Speaker 2: to leave the province of Alberta and head somewhere in
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  Speaker 2: the United States. And that's just the way it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: And he's gonna chase the bag and he's out. So question,
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  Speaker 2: as we discussed, the question, is it fair if this
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  Speaker 2: is the way it goes, and it's looking like it's
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  Speaker 2: going in that direction.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise he would have said, like, I love it here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: We were this close to winning the Stanley Cup, been
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  Speaker 2: in the finals the back the last two years.
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  Speaker 1: Just a couple of moves were right there. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that, at least I didn't hear him say that.
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  Speaker 2: So is it fair for the face of hockey Connor
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  Speaker 2: McDavid to want out of Edmonton?
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  Speaker 1: Or would he be, as the kid say, running from
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  Speaker 1: the grind? What have you running from the grind?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Guantanamo Bay, Red and Bull and Motel six,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are gonna put the biscuit in the basket, is
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  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. We're gonna put the biscuit in
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  Speaker 2: the basket. So, first of all, watching this and listening
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  Speaker 2: to it, Connor McDavid sounded like a guy who's ready
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  Speaker 2: to leave. Didn't want to necessarily say exactly that, but
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  Speaker 2: right now, if you gave him truth serum, that is
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  Speaker 2: the way he is leading in terms of the question
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  Speaker 2: is it fair or running from the grind?
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  Speaker 1: On this one?
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  Speaker 2: And we go on a case by case basis on
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  Speaker 2: this one, it's absolutely fair. McDavid is mcgaughn. Two years
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  Speaker 2: in a row, two years in a row. Connor McDavid
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  Speaker 2: and his oiler teammates have been left clutching nothing but
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  Speaker 2: heartbreak at the end there, and now his contract is
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  Speaker 2: a ticking time bomb down to the final year.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lame duck year and on.
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  Speaker 2: Que the vultures are out circling around. And it's not
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  Speaker 2: like McDavid jumping ship after three years or five years
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  Speaker 2: or all that. He spent a decade, a full decade,
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  Speaker 2: the first decade of his career, skating on the frozen
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  Speaker 2: pond on the Alberta prairies there and the last two
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  Speaker 2: seasons and again we want to talk about talking you.
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  Speaker 2: This guy has been dominateing two hundred and thirty two
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  Speaker 2: points the last two seasons alone, and he is the
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  Speaker 2: NHL's undisputed king of zero rings.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing to show for it, right, He's the king of
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  Speaker 1: the NHL no ring and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Been to the finals now back to back years and dragging.
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  Speaker 2: I know they have Leon dry Sidle, but you look
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  Speaker 2: at the rest of the roster and there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of guys there that, you know, even I a novice
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  Speaker 2: hockey fan.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're not that good.
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  Speaker 2: And then they get there and they watch the Florida Panthers,
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  Speaker 2: a team that does not have the star power of
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  Speaker 2: McDavid and Leon dry Sidle.
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  Speaker 1: They got a bunch of grinders on that team.
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  Speaker 2: And you see the depth of Florida and the goltending
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  Speaker 2: was it was like a webinar on goaltending and it matters.
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  Speaker 2: And some people say it doesn't matter. Well, in this series,
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  Speaker 2: it mattered. And so you have the NHL's golden Boy,
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  Speaker 2: the golden child of hockey, who is stuck in an
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  Speaker 2: ice box version of Guantanamo Bay, right, McDavid who's been
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  Speaker 2: carrying the oilers like an atlas with the world, the
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  Speaker 2: hockey world on his shoulders and all that, and so
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  Speaker 2: what's he got to show for it? So he's got
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  Speaker 2: a team that is close, you know, they are on
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  Speaker 2: the doorstep. But the goaltending situation Stuart Skinner, Stuart Skinner,
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  Speaker 2: who's about as useful as an Amish electrician, like a
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  Speaker 2: Mennonite electrician, if you know what I mean. Like the
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  Speaker 2: oiler's failure and they've had ten years, ah, well, they're close.
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  Speaker 1: Well, close doesn't get it done.
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  Speaker 2: So you have a once in a generation talent that
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  Speaker 2: fell into your lap because you sucked and you got
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  Speaker 2: the pick and you got the guy and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and you don't have a championship caliber goaltender and you
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  Speaker 2: have a roster lacking depth.
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  Speaker 1: It's like that's a war crime in hockey. It's against
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  Speaker 1: the sport of hockey.
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  Speaker 2: Now, speaking of that, page number two, So what would
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  Speaker 2: a Conor McDavid trade mean for the National Hockey League?
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  Speaker 2: Is we brainstorm, Benny brainstorm.
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  Speaker 1: On this and this is rather obvious. You don't need
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you this.
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  Speaker 2: If McDavid ends up with a glamour team in a
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  Speaker 2: big market, the curtain goes up. The watch out, watch out.
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  Speaker 2: Now there is chatter that Broadway is said to be lurking,
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  Speaker 2: and that pretty much anyone and everyone in the NHL
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  Speaker 2: will if McDavid wants to play in a B or C.
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  Speaker 2: He can play for a to Z, forget ABC, he
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  Speaker 2: can play anywhere he wants. Just picked the team and
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  Speaker 2: they'll move mountains to get him. He's that good a
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  Speaker 2: player and they won't tiptoe around.
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  Speaker 1: They'll just go for it.
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  Speaker 2: So the first teams, the New York Rangers, and the
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  Speaker 2: usual suspects, the original six teams that matter will be
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  Speaker 2: out there now. As Michael Jordan would say, the ceiling
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  Speaker 2: is the roof, and in terms of the NHL big picture,
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  Speaker 2: wide angle lens, it.
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  Speaker 1: Would be a case of red bull caffeine overload.
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  Speaker 2: Like McDavid would become the most interesting man in the
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  Speaker 2: hockey world. I don't always watch hockey, but when I do,
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  Speaker 2: I prefer Connor McDavid.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that all right, final thought to the Sunshine State,
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 2: The team that won that beat Connor McDavid and the Oilers.
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  Speaker 2: They made some news this week and me, we were
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  Speaker 2: away from the watchtower when this comet streaked across.
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  Speaker 1: The sky and the Panthers won the Stanley Cup.
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  Speaker 2: So after appearing in their third straight Stanley Cup, repeating
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  Speaker 2: as champs back to back, belly to belly, the D
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  Speaker 2: word came up. The big D dynasty that came up.
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  Speaker 1: And they are the.
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  Speaker 2: Tenth team in the last fifty years to repeat, tenth
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  Speaker 2: team in last fifty years.
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  Speaker 1: To go back to back.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Matthew Kuchuk said, we gotta be a dynasty. Now,
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  Speaker 2: that's a quote, We've got to be a dynasty now,
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  Speaker 2: he said postgame, he said it again, and he said
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  Speaker 2: it again.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the money quote.
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  Speaker 2: From the Hockey Week other than Connor McDavid is Matthew
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  Speaker 2: Kuchuk saying that they're.
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  Speaker 1: There, they're a dynasty.
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  Speaker 2: So Panthers star Matthew Kuchuk saying that the back to
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  Speaker 2: back Stanley Cup wins means that his team is a dynasty.
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  Speaker 1: Does that work for you? So, after a thorough deliberation
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  Speaker 1: and we looked at everything available, the answer is no, No,
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  Speaker 1: that is a premature take.
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned the last fifty years, so we're going back
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  Speaker 2: to a long time.
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  Speaker 1: This is the tenth team to do it. Have we
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  Speaker 1: had ten dynasties in hockey?
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  Speaker 2: No, nobody's going to say we've had ten dynasties in hockey, right,
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  Speaker 2: And it's like back to back is nice. It's just
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  Speaker 2: premature that we sell a pill.
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  Speaker 1: For that on the Overnight show. If you got an
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  Speaker 1: issue with that, we'll sell you some some drugs. But
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  Speaker 1: back to back is nice.
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  Speaker 2: Calling that a dynasty is like calling you know, you
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  Speaker 2: go to Motel six. You stay for two nights on
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  Speaker 2: a Friday and a Saturday, and you say I've leased
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  Speaker 2: out Motel six, Well, no, you stayed for two nights.
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  Speaker 2: That's not that's not it. But we will leave a
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  Speaker 2: light on for you. Now, don't get me wrong. The Panthers,
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  Speaker 2: they're standing on the edge of Dynasty Mountain. They're right
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  Speaker 2: on the edge. However, Florida has not crossed the rubicon.
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  Speaker 2: Here's why I've used malord math on this. And you
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  Speaker 2: think greatness and this is not just a hockey thing.
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  Speaker 2: But since we're talking about hockey, like for me, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a casual hockey and I did cover hockey.
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  Speaker 1: For a few years when I was early on in my.
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  Speaker 2: Radio journey, my broadcasting journey, I slaved the way at
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  Speaker 2: hockey games, eating free food in the press box. But
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: back in my life, we'll just go through my life
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  Speaker 2: because that's all I care about anyway. The nineteen eighties
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  Speaker 2: Islanders dynasty, the Steve Eiserman Red Wings, Sergei Federoff dynasty
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  Speaker 2: in the nineties, the Gretzky Oilers back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Dynasty that was in the eighties.
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  Speaker 2: Those teams dominated for half a decade, kicked ass right,
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  Speaker 2: and so that's the rough to me. You need three
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  Speaker 2: the magic number is three in a You don't have
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  Speaker 2: to win three in a row, but you got to
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  Speaker 2: win three within four or five years, and I'll then
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  Speaker 2: put you on dynasty mountain. And that's it, and is
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  Speaker 2: a wise old man told me years ago. One time
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  Speaker 2: as an accident, one time is an accident, a couple
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  Speaker 2: of times as a coincidence.
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  Speaker 1: You know, three times you've got a pattern. You do
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  Speaker 1: it three times. There's a pattern there, and so you
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  Speaker 1: have to factor that into the arithmetic. And that's the
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  Speaker 1: way that it is. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 1: That is the way this is.
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  Speaker 2: We had a NBA Finals game where we had a
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  Speaker 2: surprising outcome Oklahoma City favored on the road. Some of
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  Speaker 2: my friends are like, I'm not watching. That's gonna be blowout.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: It was a blowout, but the team that was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to blow out the other team didn't do it. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was supposed to be Oklahoma City wrapping it up
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  Speaker 2: and just mopping the court with the Pacers, And much
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  Speaker 2: to the dismay of who's your bill who thought the
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  Speaker 2: series was over? Turns out what though, and the Pacers
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  Speaker 2: they got it done, and so we will have a
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  Speaker 2: Game seven this weekend on Sunday. We are excited about that.
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  Speaker 2: We are anticipating some some good times. Now, I just
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  Speaker 2: want a close game. I don't care really who wins.
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  Speaker 2: I have no skin in the game. I do like
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  Speaker 2: the way the Pacers play and so that would be
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  Speaker 2: more fun.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not like I'm a Pacer fan.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to see people sweat in the fourth
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  Speaker 2: quarter and see who's took his titans up and suffers
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  Speaker 2: from tight took his syndrome. That's what I want to see.
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  Speaker 2: Because if it's close, most games are lost, not one.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna be somebody hitting a big basket.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Missing something defensively, somebody having a terrible stretch offensively.
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  Speaker 1: That is the outcome of that game. That's how that
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  Speaker 1: game is going to end. In a Game seven, it
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  Speaker 2: Coach with the Chargers, and he's in Michigan, a Michigan
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  Speaker 2: man for a long time, back with the Niners back
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  Speaker 2: in the day. Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh says that he
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  Speaker 2: never blanks after games.
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  Speaker 1: He never blinks. That is the Mallard riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: From Asher gets drunk and beats his wife.
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  Speaker 2: From ferg Dog very violent? Who else we have page down?
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  Speaker 2: Femi says he never eats after a game. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: do it. Who else, let's see here far out Dave
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  Speaker 2: says think before he speaks. Alf the Alien o Planner
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: says he never groomed a horse after a game. Didn't happen,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: never eats at all you can eat buffet from Colorado.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: He he never watched Benny Versus the Benny. Well, you know, donkey,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to watch that show before the games, not
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: after the games. Supposed to watch Benny Versus the Penny before.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: The games, not after.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Harbaugh never drives himself home.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: He hitchhikes instead from Manuel in Guardina, Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota, says.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Jim Harbaugh says he never snaps into a slim gym
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: after a game.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Ozzie Wise from Western Australia is up with us. The
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Land of the Kangaroo, the fighting kangaroo, and he says
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: celebrating with a couple of beers. He does not do that,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: does not do it. Nature Boy says he never listens
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: to Doris Burke if he can help.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It, I understand, I understand. Never pets his dog from Inkota.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: That's not very nice.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Larry D says he never attempts to play Ben Maler
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: at a game of scrabble.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Well, many have tried. There's only a couple guys left.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I was playing a bunch of games against fans of
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: the show, and then I kept kicking their ass, and
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a bunch of them quit.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: These are legends on the show.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: They couldn't handle it. They could not handle the beatdowns
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: that they were getting, so they quit the game.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says eat Fish Tacos does not
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: see take off his rubber pants from Johnny Q. Never
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: plays pocket pool after a game, only before games from
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Tom the Plumber. Terry in England says Harbaugh never removes
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: his khakis after a game, so he says, all right,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the correct answer here and reveal answers, reveal answers charges.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Coach Jim Harbaugh says that he never showers after a game.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: He does not shower after the game. He goes home
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: or he goes.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Right on the team plane, covered in sweat, covered in sweat.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Does not believe in showering after a game?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he was from France.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I did not realized he had French blood in him,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: that he did not believe in the in the shower.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to the.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Phones, and we'll say hello to Andrea in Berkeley, the
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Astrology Insider, our friend Andrew.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Hello, Andrea, Welcome, Hello Ben.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Who are you?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be a giant, but
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: not a San Francisco giant, because you know, they're still behind.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: The Dodgers and all that in the division. But what's
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: on your mind there, Andreao. They didn't make a nice
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: trade the other day.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the match. Yeah, that's really sad. But anyway, I digress.
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: I wanted to wish you and the Mala Melissa a
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: very happy and blessed summer Solstice.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, the summer Solstice is back.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, we got the longest day of the year, although
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I'm sure it feels like that for you a lot
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: of times. And it's at seven forty two Friday, seven
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: forty two pm Friday, June twentieth, twenty twenty five. So
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: we have the summer Solstice, longest day of the year
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: year sun enters cancer and it's just, you know, a
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: really nice day to start celebrating summer and you know,
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: just moving forward with that summer energy and play.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. Great those late sunsets.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And have you ever been up north where the sunsets
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: like at ten or eleven o'clock.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: It's wild man. You go far up north and yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's next level.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Even though we were we were in Vancouver, the sun
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: was setting at like nine o'clock and I think, I think.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Later on it'll set it like ten. You'll have to
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: check it. I'll check it with Nico and find out.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: But it sets late there. Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Yes, the day with the most hours of sunset and
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: I'm you know, I'm a night hour. I'm working on
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: my Summer Soltice astrology newsletter, So off the malor flicier.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Anyone would like a free astrology newsletter, let me know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: It'll have the mercury retrogade dates, the full moons, all
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: the important Earth planets that are good to know about.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: So it's just really nice. The summer solstice June twenty first,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: the longest day of the year, most hours of daylight.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And now if you are you say you're a night owl,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: and I appreciate that because you listen to the show.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: So if you're a night owl, does that mean you
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: like when the sun sets earlier because then you have
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: more night So is that where you go because you
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: have more hours of darkness.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a good question, and I'd have to think
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: about that. Actually, you know when the.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Sun sets are like four thirty or something.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: During the winter.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah No, that's uh yeah, that's that's a little harder
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: to deal with when it SAIDs. So, yeah, when it
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: gets dark so soon, I kind of like it when
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: it doesn't.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you're a night owl, but you enjoy
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the night being a little later.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, how about you?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I like being able to know.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I sleep during the day so I write in the winter,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I get up and it's like it's like a mind hack.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: You get up and it's already almost dark and you're like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: holy crap, what you don't know what time it is?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: And you're like, is it morning time or is it
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: n I don't know if I'm I've been awake, I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's all that. So all right, Well, thank you, Andrea.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I have a great weekend. We'll talk to you next
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: week now that the phones are back you can check in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: That was great.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: There was a you know, mercury wasn't retrograde, but it
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: shorts felt like it was on this show.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: It was Yes, for the phones. It was absolutely in retrograde.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you Andrea the she goes and what that newsletter
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: virgo in service on the X machine. Let's say hello
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: to our buddy jabone who's in Portland, Maine.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Hello, j Bone, Welcome mister Ben. How you doing the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Land of the Lobster.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: I'm looking right over the sea right now where you
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: were on Commercial Street.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Oh you are okay, very nice. That's a great street.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed that a lot, a lot of great bars
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: there and little yea. Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: So if the shows renewed, are you coming back?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That is the plan. I will be back.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: We will. I'll be taping some stuff if the show
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: is renewed by NBC, will be there and in the
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Boston area. And I I would like to go back
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: to Portland, Maine and then.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Check that out and buy you some chicken nuggets.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You actually gonna show up this time, Jaybone. I don't
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: remember you showing up last time I was there.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I hadn't worked my second job. But I don't have
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: a second job anymore. So yeah, I was the one
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: who said I suggested the spot that you went to.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, it was it was cool. It was
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a nice.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: We had a good night.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: We had some good food there and then then drove
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: back down to Boston that night. So it was it
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: was cool, but people were people were complaining at Jaybone.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: They were complaining, My guys that the guys that are
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: in Maine, They're like, that's not real Maine. That's fake Maine.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: That's a tourist town. You got to go up in
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: the meat and potatoes of Maine, that's what.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the soul of mate is.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: That's kind of right, but it's kind of wrong.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, and you can't be both. You got to
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: pick a side. You got it can't be both. You
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: have to pick a side.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: So I am so they call me a city it here.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I live in Portland and I grew up in Portland.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I'm a city kid. And you go up north you
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: get that, but you go twenty minutes away from Portland
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: you get the same thing. It's ridiculous.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I hear I hear you. All right, Well,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: very good. What's on your mind? Jab?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: So I've been catching up on your fifth hour podcast, right, Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: And I have been listening to you since Eddie has
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: been trying to hook up with Amanda, and.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I've eard you.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never heard you use the yoku the yoku
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: ono take your bash of my boy, Josh Allen. So
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: he got married and he's like he lived rent freeing ahead, Ben,
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: let it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Go, Jabo, let it go, No, let let it go.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: That was a great That was a great. That was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: a great take.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: You had a take. You had a bad take when
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: he first came in the league.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: That's bad. Now he hasn't won a super Bowl yet.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It was not a bad take, Couper Bowl.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: If it wasn't for my homie, he would have beat
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: the hell out of the Rams on that super Bowl.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, and if it wasn't for if it wasn't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: for Jordan, the Utah Jazz would have been a dynasty.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: So what do you want me to say? Yeah, let
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: me play that game.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: If it was it wasn't for Joe Montana, my child,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: but Eric Dickerson would have had the Rams to three
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: super Bowls.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: So what do you want?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Hey, Dad? But what if it wasn't for Mahomes doing that?
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: You know, it's not even Josh Allen. It's the Bills organization.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Mcdermy sucks. I mean, we need a new coach. They're
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: wasting his best years.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought they were going to fire him two
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: years ago. I did a monologue. Fire two years ago,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: fire him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: They kept him around. He can't leave. I'm there forever.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: You know, the Bills organization needs some help. But Josh
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Allen is not the problem. You said he was going
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: to be a dud. He's not real and.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: He hasn't won. He hasn't won.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm just saying at the time, at the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: time I said that, Jay Bone, that was a great take.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: It was it was Yeah, it was MVP of the
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: league pal.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all we'll need when you come here. Okay,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Hey, I gotta go. Thank you, Jabon.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Make sure they pick up the show or I ain't going.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: And we're getting close to that time, right this summertime
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: or football.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: We're only like a couple of.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Months away from the first NFL game, so we're we're
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: right at that point here. It's nail biding time. And
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got the lepre CON's already got a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: whole night planned. He's got like a band, he's got
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: a venue picked out for a Mallard meet and greet.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: We can watch a wool socks game.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: He's got like there's big events played, but it's not
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: out of my control. I'm waiting to hear back from
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: the network to see if they pick up the show
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: or not. And the economy is not great, so who knows.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: We'll find out later on. We will find out a
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: little bit later on. I mentioned this earlier, and I
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: didn't pay it off that job by me. So Tyrese Halliburton.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Tyre's Halliburton's a basketball player, and he didn't score a
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: point in the previous game, or didn't make a basket
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: in the previous game, but he came back.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: He played pretty well all things considered.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Pacers winning a route or root the pace regard Tyree's Halliburton.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: His girlfriend apparently decided listen. According to Halliburton, she said listen.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: She's been making him take care of his injured calf,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: getting that done before.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: According to him, they watch Love Island. So I've heard
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: a lot in the last like ten days about this
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Love Island. I have no idea. I knew nothing about
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I've never seen the show. Yeah, what was wrong with
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: you when you watched the show? He was a great show.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Every stupid night, I'm watching sports sporty guy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: So I've not watched Love Island for some reason. It's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: like everywhere.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I guess it started as a British series and then
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it came to America.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: It was it was picked up by CBS. It's been
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: on for years.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I just have never watched it, and I guess it's
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: on Was it on Peacock now?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Is that where it is?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I guess it's uh. I think it's on Peacock now.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: It was originally on CBS, and so I don't know.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Is it worth my time?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It seems like a cheeseball thing. I don't know. If
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: i'd i'd be into it. I don't know about that.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: It's getting a lot of attention. It's getting a lot
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: of attention. It's like a cheeseball dating show.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And as I've learned, and I knew this before.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I remember one time I was driving in.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Hollywood going to where I used to live. I have
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: apartment over in Hollywood.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I was driving to the radio station I was working
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: at a time, and this was in the early days
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: of reality TV, and they were.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Doing one of those dating shows.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I think it might have been like blind date or
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: something like that. And they were recording this couple, this
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: young couple, and they were crossing the street and I
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: guess they didn't get the right b roll, so they
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: had to cross the street again because they needed the
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: right to the right b roll. And it was that
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: moment I realized, this is not you know, this is
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: it's not totally authentic. And then as I've had a
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: little taste of television the last couple of years, some
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: of the big grizzled TV executives have pointed out to me,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: there is nothing that happens on television.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Nothing that is really reality. Everything is loosely.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Scripted, and there's nothing that's just oh natural.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It does not happen anyway. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: So Halliburton enjoying Love Island as a bunch of other
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: people are. But I'm good on that. I believe I'm
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: good on that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: We have Big Bend's lame jokes of the week. The
• 31:49
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• 31:53
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• 34:29
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• 34:34
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• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I know I called you Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah the phone, the phones didn't work. What that's Eric,
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  Speaker 2: What did blind Scott like when he attended one of
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Doc Mike's family barbecues? What that warm glass of lemonade
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: from Surfer Topical Media. What is one of the best
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: per that blind Scott gets?
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  Speaker 6: What?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: He never has to worry about seeing his exes ever? Again,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: that's Noah in Austin. What event has even more fighting
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: than Caitlin Clark's w NBA games. What Blind Scott's family
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: reunion at the Boston Zoo.
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  Speaker 1: That would be the answer there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Then Fargo Pete sent me a couple of jokes which
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think are broadcast worthy. I love you, Fargo Pete.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It was great meeting you back in the day. But
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I just can't use him because I want to be
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: here on Monday. How would you describe weed Man's biopic? Wow,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: it's a cautionary tale. Richester rags made in Hollywood, Florida,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: that ships in Maine. How's your roommate by the way,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: is he there?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, there he is?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Look at he works at wall Eh? Yeah, all right,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: He's like your sidekick. This is great. He has a
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: two man show. Now, weed Man, this is your dream
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: come true?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Inspired by the George Foreman grill, weed Man is doing
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: a celebrity endorsement of his own to year about that
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: weed Man doing. According to Dan in South Carolina, look
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: for the weed Man roach clip coming soon.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Very exciting, all right.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Why does weed Man love the Fox sports radio phone lines?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Why because they don't work either. That's Eric in Kansas.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Very funny.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Well did you hear that the Mennonites are off for
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: are offended?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Rather, Mennonites are offended by.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Weed Man's poor work ethic and are boycotting lame jokes.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, a defiant weed Man hippie told them to
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: stay in their lane while he applies. We're more government
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: handouts to make people laugh.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: That's Tom and Indie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Why is weed Man being considered to be the new
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: poster child for the National Hockey League? Why because weed
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Man he has no teeth and looks like a hockey stick.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: That's a surfer Todd. You're a very thin man, that.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Surfer Todd, the comedian, a multi platinum joke writer. Surfer
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Tide you, you would admit, weed Man, you're on the
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: thin side, right, Yes, you're leaning me.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You're leaning me. But even before you you lost you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: know your your way there, all right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: What does weed man call a bag of crap on
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: fire on his porch? What a hot lunch? That's Tony
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: in the bay. That's not nice, Tony, that's not nice. Well,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: years ago, weed Man had a minor role in a
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: movie called Cocaine.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that weed Man? No I was Man,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: No I was you were in Cocaine. It was only
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: one line, though, that's it. You only did one line.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: That's Eacon Roseville, Minnesota. Very funny man, all right, John
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: and Youngstown sent a joking about your roommate, which I
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: also don't think is worthy of being on the air.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, good joke, John, I enjoyed it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Marcel in Brooklyn, Well he caught the peekaboo virus. You
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: hear about that weed Man? Yeah, he ended up in
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: the ICU. Come that is like a That is a
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: cheeseball dad joke.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Send him by Owen in Utah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you on well hollering James is unable to drink
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: milk because he apparently has a foot fetish.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: How about that one weed man?
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, James's lactose intolerant, is what he is.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: That's Derek. That's another dad joke by Derek and Denver.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Why are bananas the favorite fruit of Blair in Maine?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We're not sure. He says. They're just appealing, is what
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: he says. They're appealing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: That was a mark in Madison, Wisconsin, near Kathy in.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Madison, Freddy from Fremont. That sounds like a fake name,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: he says.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Blaire in Maine was reading a book called the History
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: of Lubricants.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: How about that one weed man?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's apparently a non friction book, is what it is.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: So there is Why does why does Mike the Leprechaun
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: wear a kilt? Why because a sheep can hear a
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: zipper a mile away?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That's wow. That's Ecan Roseville. I mean that's not right there, man,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, All, I got time for a
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: couple more here.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Chip and Maine sent this one in What can Giant
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: fans expect from Rafael Devers this year? What he'll lead
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: the league in walks to first base on infield grounders?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: There it is lame jokes in the week, Thank you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: weed Man. There he goes, lame jokes