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FULL SHOW: The Million Dollar Question · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 2: Welcome this.
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  Speaker 3: So Jason Heich my note and key oh get your
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  Speaker 3: man Bussard's great to have your company. This beer hotel
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  Speaker 3: for Wednesday afternoon and it's the fifth of November twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five, and you're my friends to listen to the
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  Speaker 2: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Also, Reburger are redefining
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  Speaker 3: Yuh yeah, great stuff. Get a yum old Mogi. Oh
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  Speaker 3: yum MOGGI. I'm gonna call you from now on. You're
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  Speaker 3: just so yum yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks mate, your bed dog, you're six cent of a me.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate that coming from you, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: One thing I know about old Houghty Jizbot, Older Houghdy
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  Speaker 4: janis you've got great taste man, A right, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: So when I get a compliment from Houghty Jizbot, it
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  Speaker 4: means so much more.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks.
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  Speaker 4: It's a joy to be here today. It's a joy
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  Speaker 4: to be in your camp. And I can't wait to
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  Speaker 4: see what the show brings today. Feelers.
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  Speaker 2: Feelers totally Ma, how you going, Keezy? Are going really great?
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  Speaker 3: You haven't you wet yourself today?
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  Speaker 2: No, yesterday's spiled a glass of water on myself for
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  Speaker 2: people wondering what happened there. No, I haven't. I've had
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  Speaker 2: a lovely day. It's been nice and sunny. Got a
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  Speaker 2: lot done this morning, drove my trucky to work.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Just a good day, A day that makes you go, man,
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  Speaker 2: so great being here, isn't it yet?
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  Speaker 5: Jace?
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  Speaker 3: It just makes me so grateful Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: And I realized today what makes me think about is
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  Speaker 3: that these good things to come. Oh yeah, We've got
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  Speaker 3: a whole plethora of days like this coming up, all
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  Speaker 3: banked in the future, you fellows over the summer. I'm
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  Speaker 3: feeling good.
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  Speaker 2: I got your summer shirt on there. That's the one
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  Speaker 2: with turkeys on today.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what is on it actually, have never
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  Speaker 3: really looked at it.
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  Speaker 2: It's turkeys.
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  Speaker 3: I was a turkey's gobble god, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Your turkey ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, great, Jas that's Jason's catchphrase, gobble gobble.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was old turkey neck hoyt.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, hey, moggie, what's coming up on the show?
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  Speaker 4: Mate, what's happening on the Big Show with old mobiles?
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad yours, Janus. We've got so much going on
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  Speaker 4: today's show. I don't know how we're going to fill
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  Speaker 4: it in. We've got competitions, we've got a backbone bench fellas.
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  Speaker 4: We'll were talking about best seats on the boundary. We're
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  Speaker 4: also going to talk about how we may have gone
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  Speaker 4: to the top of the vinyl charts with our unbelievable
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  Speaker 4: podcast story of Vinyl called The Big Show. The origin
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  Speaker 4: story be a little bit of chat about the November
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  Speaker 4: Swingers Club, and Kezy has come in with one of
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  Speaker 4: the hottest ideas for content I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually my wife. We're going to have a big pole,
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  Speaker 2: aren't we, Keezy? We certainly are, Mike, I know how
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  Speaker 2: much you love a big pole. And today's is whether
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  Speaker 2: you'd rather give up food or shagging? And my wife
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  Speaker 2: asked me this question last night. I guess it depends
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  Speaker 2: on who you're shagging, right or what you're eating? Yep, exactly, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: three four eight three. By the way, give have your
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  Speaker 2: say on that topic and we'll get into it next.
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  Speaker 1: Is she the hierarchy? Big Show Weekdays from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Green Day There on this beautiful Wednesday after the noon
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  Speaker 3: of the time is eleven minutes past four, which means
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  Speaker 3: it's time for.
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  Speaker 2: Pole. That's right. As always, you can have your seal
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  Speaker 2: on the Big Pole by texting three four eight three,
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  Speaker 2: calling us on eight hundred Hadarky, or voting on the
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  Speaker 2: official pole at the Hdarky Big Show's Instagram story. Today's
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  Speaker 2: one feel as comes from my wife who last night
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  Speaker 2: I was doing the dishes there and again again one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent. I was doing the dishes. You wearing gloves
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  Speaker 2: When I hand wash my dishes, I wear gloves because
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  Speaker 2: the dish soap I noticed made my hands go all dry,
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  Speaker 2: so I started wearing gloves. But that's not what we're
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  Speaker 2: here to discuss, although that could be another part. But
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  Speaker 2: she basically said, Oh, I was watching a video on
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  Speaker 2: Instagram today and they were trying to decide what you'd
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  Speaker 2: rather give up, food entirely from your life or doing
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  Speaker 2: the nasty doing the nasty. No, no, no, that's it'd
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  Speaker 2: be too easy to choose.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, would you rather give up food or mating?
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  Speaker 5: Shagging?
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  Speaker 2: Shagging?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sort of ignores you know if you stop eating,
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  Speaker 4: you die.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, right, And so the idea of
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  Speaker 2: a question like this, Moggie is.
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  Speaker 4: Hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetic. I don't actually have to choose.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to choose. But also it's just that
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  Speaker 2: you just give it up and you don't need to
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  Speaker 2: do it anymore. But you don't get that satisfaction easy.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you this before we delve into this topic.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't mean this in a pervy way.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it already feels so herb.
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  Speaker 3: Did you ask your wife that question?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she asked me, yeah, and then I gave an answer,
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  Speaker 2: and then I asked her and she gave the same answer. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 2: So would you like to know what my answer was? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I said, don't even have to think about it. I
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  Speaker 2: would give up shagging. Yeah, food because you couldn't give
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  Speaker 2: up that. You know, your favorite food is frozen Maccaine's
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  Speaker 2: pizza Hawaiian.
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  Speaker 4: I mean that is and that is some good eating.
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  Speaker 4: So how are you going to give that up? That
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  Speaker 4: this sex must be out the gay?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, is right, Like I eat food
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  Speaker 2: between two and four times a day. I only shagged
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  Speaker 2: two times a day. Yeah, so it's just basic maths. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and she was the same. She's like, we love food,
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  Speaker 2: we love eating together and going out, and like, you
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  Speaker 2: experienced a delicious meal. It's one of the best things
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  Speaker 2: on earth.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing though, But that's what you've had,
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  Speaker 4: is you've had some unbelievable culinary experience. Is Chris and
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  Speaker 4: my concerners that one or both parties haven't had an
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  Speaker 4: exceptional experience in the other department. Now, if you had
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  Speaker 4: had that experience, Jase Green, you'd be very reluctant to
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  Speaker 4: give it up.
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  Speaker 3: Or Look, I've got to be really honestly, really simple
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  Speaker 3: for me food because I don't eat anyway. You give
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  Speaker 3: up food, I give up food. I'm a sex machine. Yes, same, Well.
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  Speaker 2: You hang on. So are you a six machine, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: or are you an old ram cast in the back
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  Speaker 2: paddick because I can't get a read on you.
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  Speaker 3: I may be an old ram cast in the back paddock,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm still going still, you know, And you've often said,
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  Speaker 3: what did you eat today? Jason used to get in
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  Speaker 3: the who.
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  Speaker 2: Of a mood about what I've had a cracker with
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  Speaker 2: a piece of tomatoes.
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  Speaker 3: So what's it to me to give up food?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm the same. You see me coming through
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  Speaker 4: the door with some bull checking and some you know,
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  Speaker 4: some garbage rice with a bit of soissles on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and it's interesting. Actually.
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  Speaker 3: The only difficulty for me, of course, would be the chips. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, that'd be hard, but chips, yeah, chips.
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  Speaker 3: But apart from that, definitely, Shaggan would be my jest.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So you'd give up food, yes, and Moggie you
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  Speaker 2: give up food as well. I'd give up food as well. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: am I the only one that's given up share?
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  Speaker 4: Now your missus has given it up as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So that's stoked that.
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  Speaker 2: She was saying it was a tough decision.
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  Speaker 3: I should say that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like anytime there's an award given out. So this
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  Speaker 4: year's finalists were all very, very good and the decision
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  Speaker 4: was really hard.
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  Speaker 2: When you know, it wasn't hard. Yeah, it wasn't hard
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  Speaker 2: at all. That's not what she was it was. It's
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  Speaker 2: not hard, yeah, yeah, because of my dys function. Three
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  Speaker 2: four eight three give us a text. What do you
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  Speaker 2: think on the Big Pole today? Call us eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: Hadarchy or vote on the Hodaky Big Shows Instagram story
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  Speaker 2: every single piece of correspondence in the drawer for a
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  Speaker 2: fifty dollars reburg avoucher.
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  Speaker 3: There's Jane's edition.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: David Bowie there on the Radio Holdarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon, twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Keys.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't mind me bringing this up, I just
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  Speaker 3: it was something that you see it in the last
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  Speaker 3: voice break, and it just sort of shook me to
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  Speaker 3: my core. And they were talking about whether you want
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  Speaker 3: to give up shaging or food or food and you
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  Speaker 3: see definitely shagging. But but also in that conversation you
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  Speaker 3: were talking about how when you do the dishes you wear.
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  Speaker 2: Dish gloves, dishwashing gloves correct.
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  Speaker 3: And I I have concerns about because we were talking
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  Speaker 3: in the podcast out Trying today you're a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a horn dog, but not really right hang on, and
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  Speaker 3: I I don't know how to phrase this your manliness
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  Speaker 3: all right, because I know, I mean you're a big, strapping,
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  Speaker 3: goofy looking bass you know, yes, you've got a good
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  Speaker 3: body on you and stuff, you know, But but I
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  Speaker 3: noticed that you're also quite.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see, Jace. Do you think I wear dish gloves
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  Speaker 2: because the water is too hot?
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  Speaker 4: Even worse than that, I know why you wear them.
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  Speaker 4: It's because it tries out your skin on your hands.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the thing you might not know about soap is
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  Speaker 2: that it basically separates oil from water. Right, so you
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  Speaker 2: know soap will do that.
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  Speaker 4: What does it do?
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  Speaker 2: It gets rid of the surface tension of oil, for example.
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  Speaker 2: Even the fact that you talked about.
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  Speaker 3: That exactly what I was going to say. It's this,
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  Speaker 3: why can I ask? Can I ask? And I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to make this all about you.
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  Speaker 2: It's just okay, it's just been twenty four minutes of
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  Speaker 2: it's so far.
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  Speaker 3: Is this why when you and you and your dad
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  Speaker 3: are doing car projects?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, your dad.
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  Speaker 3: Does a sort of rup and tumble because you don't
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  Speaker 3: want to get oil on the hands and stuff, because
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  Speaker 3: that little stripped up the natural oils.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. I don't want car oil on
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  Speaker 2: my hands. I want my natural hand or Jason, there
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  Speaker 2: are people out there who might not have even stumbled
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  Speaker 2: across that. They'll be looking down at their hands, going
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  Speaker 2: why are my hands so dry and grass? It's because
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  Speaker 2: you're washing the dishes without gloves. And my house that
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  Speaker 2: I'm living in now, before I renovated it, we didn't
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  Speaker 2: have a dish washer, so I had to hand wash
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  Speaker 2: the dishes every night, and my hands got really really dry.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, that terrible?
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  Speaker 2: At what?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you? So?
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  Speaker 2: Firstly I invested in some hand cream. Yes, and that's
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  Speaker 2: sort of like that would make it better during the day,
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  Speaker 2: But then I'd washed my hands again and whilst doing
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  Speaker 2: the dishes, and they'd get worse again. I couldn't wrap
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  Speaker 2: my head around it. Yeah, just so I bought some
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  Speaker 2: dish gloves all right, and I paid I think it
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  Speaker 2: was eight ninety nine at the supermarket for really good ones.
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  Speaker 4: Do you wear a shower cap as well if you
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  Speaker 4: because you're worried about the oils in your hair?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't wear a shower cap. My wife wears
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  Speaker 2: a shower cap if she doesn't want to hear getting
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  Speaker 2: wet and she's done it or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, can I ask just as a little side issue
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  Speaker 3: for you, Mogi, and it probably happens to you too, Kyzy.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's even asking me if I want a squirt
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  Speaker 3: of hand cream. Right, she always has hand cream in
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  Speaker 3: her person. She's like, do you want some? And I'm
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  Speaker 3: like no, thanks, love.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's obviously because your hands feel like scales.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's probably why it's Like one time there was
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  Speaker 6: a guy that I worked with who had bad bo
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  Speaker 6: yeses and we got yeah yeah, we got sent free
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  Speaker 6: arm under army under free under arm deodorant.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry yeah, And I was like, hey, man, do you
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  Speaker 2: want to pack of this theodorant here? And he's like,
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  Speaker 2: non aimal good and I'm like, no, it takes the man,
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  Speaker 2: it's free. She was like noah, man, I'm sweet things though,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just like, honestly, yeah, take it. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what your wife's doing to you, right.
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  Speaker 3: I want my hands, I mean, but this is the
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  Speaker 3: thing that she you've got bo I think. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even think about my hands, no, right, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not thinking about these sexual oils being stripped off them.
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  Speaker 2: More so, that's what you mean when you always say
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  Speaker 2: my hands have a mind of their own.
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  Speaker 1: The hill Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: A bit of Bush for your Wednesday afternoon. The time
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  Speaker 3: is four thirty five. Now there's a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: thing going on at the moment with the ACC No
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  Speaker 3: Sleep till a Hole in One. It's called with that
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  Speaker 3: of Mind. We've got Joseph Jury from the ACE. I'm
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  Speaker 3: being very form Joe from the ACC, who's been running
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  Speaker 3: this competition first and foremost. Mate, tell us what it's
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  Speaker 3: all about and what you've had to go through.
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  Speaker 7: So it's for November, using funds for November, and we
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  Speaker 7: are doing a hole in one challenge on a simulator
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  Speaker 7: and it's not going very well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So you're raising money for November, which of courses to
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  Speaker 4: assist with men's health, that's right, and men's particularly their
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  Speaker 4: mental health. How's your mental health, Joe?
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  Speaker 7: I think it's one of those major backfire promotions that
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  Speaker 7: you usually see in radio. Yeah, so my and Finn
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  Speaker 7: Catty had to do the night shift through the evening
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  Speaker 7: and yeah, there was there were some tense moments. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: at about three to four thirty am.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, if you want to support or
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  Speaker 2: even just watch, text hole to three four eight three
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  Speaker 2: and we'll get your link there. So I left, I
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  Speaker 2: mean after the show finished here. I stayed for half
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  Speaker 2: an how I hit a few balls, was like, this
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  Speaker 2: hasn't happening. There's no chances there. Yeah, I'll see see
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  Speaker 2: you guys later. And I woke up this morning and
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: was listening to the Breakfast Show and they were talking
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: about how you guys were still going and it was
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: just you and Mash the entire evening. Yep, things get weird.
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  Speaker 3: Very weird.
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  Speaker 7: Like there were points where I thought I was talking
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  Speaker 7: to him, he wasn't in the room, and then I
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  Speaker 7: was out and he was. He thought he was talking
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  Speaker 7: to me. And there were people on the live stream
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  Speaker 7: named toilet Inspectors six eight seven eight who was giving
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  Speaker 7: us kind of therapy and health.
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  Speaker 3: You were saying, friend got a bit free ski to
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  Speaker 3: it one day. What was a young buckster? And D
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: said he sort of rolled over and sort of curled
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: into you in the fetal position. That must have been weird.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it was weird because we weren't laying down and
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  Speaker 7: we're actually standing up.
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  Speaker 3: Just to clarify here, Joe, the idea is you guys
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  Speaker 3: can't sleep until sun bas it gets a hole in one.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: So I would really appreciate if you guys came after
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  Speaker 7: the show and.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have a bit of a whack in the next break.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was listening to the award winning podcast The
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  Speaker 4: Agenda Today that goes so good, and the chat. The
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  Speaker 4: chat was that you guys were going to end it
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  Speaker 4: at twelve pm midday, You're going to call it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, that's what Lane wanted to do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: we wanted to pull.
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  Speaker 4: Out exactly what I was looking forward to, you know,
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  Speaker 4: coming in here today and finding that you'd stopped it
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  Speaker 4: and then the name NOS Sleep until hold On one
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  Speaker 4: would have been rubbish and then you guys were shocking bastards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I would have been able to put the boot into you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what's changed there? Because you're still going out. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, there's half a dozen people out there
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  Speaker 4: swinging the club. I don't know who any of them are.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: So what we decided was we just would open up
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  Speaker 7: to anyone who could have two hands, right I am
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  Speaker 7: in one hand, if you could have some kind of
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: device to attach the golf club too. So we've just
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  Speaker 7: got anyone in the office to come down and help us.
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: What about Foxy is around, Well he isn't the is
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  Speaker 7: in the city so we could reach out to him.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not sure if he wants to lure himself to
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: be on a live you're tired as yeah, and so
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: the crickets and that it'll be interesting to see how
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: we're going to commentate and do a hole in one
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: simulator challenge.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Because who's on the cricket?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: G lane?
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: G lane?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: That's so good, right, because you've had what two hours sleep?
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Joe?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: You had a nap this afternoon.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I had a little nana nap.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: Yep, went home. I tried to put my life back
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: together failed and so I just bought myself back in here.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah cool, And how stoked were you? And we saw you.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: You should come and have a chat about how much
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: you guys are failing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love you guys. So I thought nothing brings
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: me Joe, I'll go in and have a whack now
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: and just end your misery.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Please please.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we've been waiting for you to do it, so.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be today. But she was a shambles.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I was using a sandwig. I realized.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I went in for a little girl as well.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: I was wondering why I couldn't get it, you know,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: more than forty feet from the tee. Also, I suck, yeah, yeah,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: say why to be fear made? That's true.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Text hole to three four eight three will send you
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: a link to tune in. It's be generous too, because
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: it's an aid of November and men's health and whatnot.
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: And if you really want to annoy Jace, you could
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: donate and have Green Day play while he is on
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: the simulator.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh right, so you can do things like that. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: And of course, well.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: We've just been out there and there's been playing on
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: for an hour on rotation because somebody said I'll give
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: you X amount of dollars if you play that. It's
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: a full glass and it's a nightmare.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: It is a nightmare in the meantime, isn't it tell?
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Hodarky Blanke.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: He's there on the Radio Hurdarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: The time it's four forty eight. Let's talk TV. It's
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yes yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes yeah, Hey fellas.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Last night I watched this really just new show that
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I hadn't seen before. It's called Down Cemetery. Rodent's on
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Apple TV and it's from the producers of Slow Horses. Oh,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: it's a thriller. It's based on a book, and it's
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: about a woman who's an art restorer who is not
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Emma Thompson. She's somebody else and she's sort of got
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: a husband that's in finance and they having a dinner
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: party one night when all of a sudden fellas spoiler alert,
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: there's apparently a gas explosion at a neighboring house. It
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: blows in their windows. It's all go A mother is killed,
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: a child has taken into hospital, and this woman goes
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: to goes to hospital to give the child a card
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: and make sure she's okay. But everybody at the hospital
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: is behaving very strangely, so she goes to the police
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: and the police are behaving very strangely. So she gets
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: the help of a detective service, which is Emma Thompson
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: and her husband and they start looking into what's going
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: on here. So it's all very cloak and dagger what's
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: going on. The Guardian gave it a five star review
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: five stars. It's quite a lot five busy as they
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: see in there. Five out of five Buzzies using Buies
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: now they're using the rating service, it's great. Rotten Tomatoes
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: has it at eighty percent. I'm going to give it
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: three because I've only watched one episode. I think there's
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: only three episodes. It's good, but you know, it's only
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: the first episode. It's hard to judge, but worth a
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: geeze I reckon?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: What was it called again?
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: It's called Down Cemetery Road. It's on Apple TV, and
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: it's Emma Thompson and what has been described as a
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: brilliant performance.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Great, okay, hey, you feel us. They've got nothing really
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: to offer. I was trying to learn lines last night
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: whilst also watching the TV and not succeeding in either occupation. Right, okay,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: so I've got really nothing to give you, right.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: And your performance tomorrow or today was probably terrible as well.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: That was very good, keysy, Oh, he's very good. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: was actually I'll give myself five bullsies.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Really? Yes, what were you filming?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Look? I told you Lady Chattley's lover.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Last night I watched the first episode of the latest
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: season of Educators on TV and Z, which is a
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: new Zealand Comedy. Know you featured a few times you
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: were hearing this season as well.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: This season, Yes, the first I haven't been cut out
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: and that's possible.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what that's like me don't worry about that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: But this first episode they went all in. They had
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Taigaway t t guest starring right, funny role, largely improvised
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: that show, isn't it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: It's entirely improvised. Yeah, so do they give you the
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: sort of premise, so you go and this is this
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: is a show that's about a bunch of pretty much
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: scumbag school teachers at a secondary school. An amazing cast,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: isn't it Johnny Braf, Angelo Driver, Jackie van Be, Tom Sainsbury,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Cohen Holloway, just to who's who of New Zealand comedy
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: and years. They give you the idea of the scene,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: the starting point and the ending point, and you just
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: have to sort of make your way there by improvising.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: There's no script, there's no lines in Jason's hen which
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: would be really I reckon that would be really fun.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: And so the first episode Taigaway isn't It, which I
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: like they front loaded get him in there. He plays
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: a funny character. It was one of those things where
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: you return to one of your favorite sitcoms because it's
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: probably my favorite New Zealand sitcom lately. Yeah, since Talkback,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: of course, and it's not into Paranoim went into ParaNorman
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: before seven periods of Mister Gormsby of course. But yeah,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: it was nice to be reunited with the characters. And
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I love Johnny Bruff's character, the principal because he's just
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: like a bumbling idiot who's in charge of everyone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: very relatable, you know, like he's just I don't know,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: he's he's brilliant. He's got such a worried look all
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: the time, whilst constantly everyone below him is manipulating, basically
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: bossing him around. Yes, yeah, so Educators TVNS in plus,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: if you've never watched it, check it out. Great New
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Zealand comedy. Every single season's there. Yeah, they're only twenty
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: minutes lost. It's bloody good eating.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I give it four busies out of five.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: It's nice.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rim The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: on Radio hod Is.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Indeed, are em there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon the time is four point fifty five
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: and we've got breaking news and Z.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: This is breaking news eight am yesterday morning, Feelers. The
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: ACC undertook a mission. It was to not sleep until
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: they hit a hole in one with a golf simulator
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: that the ACC has happened upon. It's currently set up
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: in the office next door. They stayed overnight. Morale was
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: extremely low, and I'm pleased to announce that as of
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: one minute ago, someone has hit a hole in one.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: As I'm officially done and dusted. Pretty exciting stuff. The
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: gentleman involved as somebody that I haven't seen before. He
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: sort of looks like a Timu Ryan Fox actually does.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: He's got all the golf gears on. He's familiar with
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: our show, but I've never seen him before, and it
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: always worries me because I'm terrible with both names and faces.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if A I'd ever never met
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: him before, or B I'd spent a long weekend with him.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: But it loves this golf.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Obviously, he managed to just drop it maybe more seven
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: meters in front of the hole and it just rolled
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: straight and beautiful.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I did, I think, and I may be wrong, Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I did. Hear someone saying that I think he may
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: be a pro so or of a higher quality than
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: say us fellows.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I don't know about that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I tell you what. I actually
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: literally walked out of the studio when it happened, and
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: it was an almighty right chair of celebration slash relief.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I personally am a wee bit gutted. You know,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I wanted to keep on going.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, because I have nothing I can pop out
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: there for five or ten minutes.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And then go whack for them.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: It's absolute torture, particularly for Joe Jury, who dives better
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: to be honest with you, he's a good man.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. But we might have a
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: chat to the winner after five A feelers.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, Now, listen to in other news, Big News about
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: the Big Show, Finyalo Boy and some weird stuff is
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: happening in the Meldeves.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Welcome back in mess some backbones. Hope you're getting through
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: your hump day this Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to the
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Reberger crave worthy street food freshly made with Reberger rebgar. Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: great stuff.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: The only thing you know, with the golf going on
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: next door with the ACC, Feedler said, I'm disappointed about
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: is I can't steal any chaps?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know there's a cricket tonight, yeahs to West Indy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: So the Fellers are getting prepared for the commentary there
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: and old Hordy J can't do the slinky.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Well, there's people from other radio stations that came in
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: and were blatantly openly thieving chips. And when you do it, Jace,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: every single day for two years in a row, they
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: get their backs up.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: What's it all about?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I reckon? And you know what disgusted me about that
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: fellas someone came into the studio B with old Pug
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: sim with a bag of chips and they sat there
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: and ate them themselves. Did we get any No? Does
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Pug steal fistfuls of Houghdy J's stolen chips?
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Every single day?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: When when Pug steals your chips which you've stolen, Yes,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: is Pugs stealing from the ACC? Is he stealing from you?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Well you call that an accomplice don't you absolutely over
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: the fact. Yeah, if you know the goods are stolen
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: and you still go into them and you're indulgent.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: It's receiving stolen goods, right, Okay, so it's excelling. Sadly,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: it's not Luder's rights. Luder's rights don't apply in the case.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Jason is a looter. Yeah, still knows. He still knows
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: that he's receiving stolen goods.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Work.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the skinny just goes and eats his own
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: pack don't do that. It's his own packet of chips.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Quietly in the corner. I'm really hungry too. I went
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: to the cheap sushi place that wasn't bloody open.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Guys, this isn't your personal buffet. All right, bring a
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: little pack luncheon with you like I do. He Old
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Magie and old Magie. This is an absolute tune.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Can you turn this up? Jason?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: You here, you go?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Ready, wrong way manue.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Hod's indeed Tom Pitty there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five point fifteen
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: and right now it's time for Property Chat.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, Property Chat.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: On the big show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: That sounds different from the time that day.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you can't just throw a new
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: sting on me without even asking for it and just
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: assume I'm going to play the creeks.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. That was such a surprise
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: to me. I freaked out and thought we were talking
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: about I thought, geez, I think we're talking about sothing
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: different to what we've been.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Chatting about chatting about. Yeah, totallyers.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I was shocked.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm shocked that we don't have a property chat
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: sting since we talk about property so much on this
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: you know, when yesterday, what are we talking about property?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: To show you fellas are forever banging on and looking
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: at homes and houses and what about this, fellas? And
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: as you know, I'm in the in the position at
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the end of this year where we're looking to move. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: so I've kind of been delving into the property market.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't bang on about it as much
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: as you guys do, especially Kesy, but you know, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: have been looking at property and I mentioned this a
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: little while ago, and I've reinvestigated it and I'm reinvigorated
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: by the idea of it. And that's a retirement village.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Now there are some beautiful, beautiful units on peninsulas by
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: golf courses that are retirement villagers. But then you chuck
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: in Fellers. You can get a reasonable, you know, very
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: attractive villa on a golf course at a really nice price.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: You've got medical help on board should you have some
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: kind of have a fall, a fall, or break your hap,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: or have a heart sort of murmur or something like that.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You've got an inherent fear of medical assistance, though I
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: know I do.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: But it's comforting for me to know that. Should Hardy
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Jay have a turn of some description, because that's what
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: old people have. They have turns that there's medical and
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I just squeeze the little button in the unit. Then
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: they've got little buttons in the unit and someone medical
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: comes out and fixes you up.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, you heard right, someone medical.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Your knowledge of the medical system here in New Zealand
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: is amazing, Thank you. Men. There's a button in the
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: unit and a medical person comes out and to.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Do someone medical and just gives you a heart thingy
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: with one of those heart thingies. Oh, for example, you
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: and your wife could be sitting there and in your
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: unit and you go, oh, what are we going to
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: have for dinner tonight, darling, And she'll go, oh, I
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: can make a pass and I no, no, there was no, no,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: you don't need to make a pass to my love.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: We will just order in from the kitchen.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Well, they often have, you know that they have a
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: kitchen there and they can make meals and you can
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: get them Deliveredy to go out.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: To the food hall there, and you have to eat
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: with all of the other residents, Joe's. You have to socialize.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: That's that's the beauty of one of these retirement homes. Yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I can see you out there. They have the troughs
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: there of mesh spuds, sort of lumpy mash buds and
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: peas and sort of corn boiled boiled meats. Yeah, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: can see you there absolutely.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I can you talk about company? And I don't know
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: if you guys ever do this in your household, You'll
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: be sitting at how many go we should do something? Downly?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: What should we do? And I'll be bugging a bucking
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: think of an idea. They organize activities, Yes, lawn bowls.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: You'd love a bit of.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Lawn bowl Actually, you and your wife Casey. Yeah, I
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: like playing lawn bowls. But what they do at these
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: retirement homes is you will hop into the shuttle. The
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: shuttle's arriving on Wednesday. You will hop in the shuttle.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You go for a nice drive around the scene out
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: an outing and while we went to the beach.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the troublers they get back to the retirement home.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Oh god, we've done a miscount. Howidy Jay has gone missing?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Oh no, so houghdy J is now wandering around a
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: park somewhere. Oh god, and he's it's getting towards nightfall
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: and it's getting cold, and aughdy J hasn't taken his sweater.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Again, and now he's starting to get scared. Yeah, so
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: we're gonna put wanted posters ups and then we've got
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: a recent photo. Nah, we just have to use this
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: photo of him from Labyrinth put Hog. But anyway, Oh yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I thought you should do it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: My wife would be there with me, Maggie says, she'd
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: make sure I got on the shuttle. True, you know, no, no,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: And I love a bit of garden act going to
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: the gardens.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: A couple of years ago, I did a bit of
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a thing where I suggested you and your wife moving
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: to a retirement village. And you said your wife would
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: be furious with me for suggesting that you're saying that
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: she's keen.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Well, she said, this is the one sticky point and
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: the whole thing is my wife isn't that keen on it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: But as far as I can see, I can't see
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: any drawbacks. Would you know the radio show, Oh sure,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I could get the shuttle in. They could shut it,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: you know, because they just shut it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what would you even have to drive anymore?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Hoidy J doing his own radio show at the retirement village.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: How good would that be?
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: You'd be You'd be geez, you'd be a hit a
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: monks the ladies there Radio fogie with Hoidy J.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Ding Dom Ding, Hello, cambell I reckon you should do
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: it man, Thanks Philo, start tomorrow tomorrow you reckon. I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: should put a deposit down, leave a deposit.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Radio Hurdarchy.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Queens of the stone Age. There on the radio ho
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five to
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: twenty seven guys.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Yesterday the Melbourne Cup was on. It's a horse race
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: that stops both nations, both New Zealand and Australia.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're right, Yeah I did. We even watched it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Are you mentioned for a Punta Hordages bot No.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I told you the story. I went to the tab once.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I bet a two dollar each way bet on dual Dancer,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: a rank outsider. I won like forty five dollars, and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I went, I'm never coming back again. Smart self control, man,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: you're n It was the only time I've ever had
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: any kind of self control. I knew instinctively that I
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: would become a massive gambler otherwise.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Well, there was a two dollar bit. You might have
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: read about it in the paper. Yes, on the Melbourne Cup.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: The guy won three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. Wow,
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. And that was
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: simply for doing a pick four. So essentially you picked
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: the first four runners home. It's not I think they
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: do you do box try effectors. We can pick multiple
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: horses and they can finish in any order as I
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: as they finished in the first three. Well, you know
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: four the first four runners were selected in this one
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: and one three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars, and
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I'm just wondering what you guys reckon I.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Should spend it on? What do you mean what you
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: could spend?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Well that that I didn't want to tell you guys
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: about it yesterday because obviously we watched the race live
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: and I couldn't quite believe what I was saying. It
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: wasn't until I got home and had a good look
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: at the ticket that I realized that I had won
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars plus another one
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: hundred and twenty one dollars. Wow, it's not bad.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: And what was it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Bit? You made three buck two two bucks?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: So you know how you bet two dollars and you
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: got forty dollars?
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet two bucks and I won three hundred
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: and fifty three thousand, one hundred and twenty one dollars. Right,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: So that was you. But I'm just a bit concerned about,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: you know, what I should do with it, because obviously
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: you don't want your family to know because there's shock
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: and bastards.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Your wife and my wife.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, So what do I do with it?
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: It's got to be discreet, and it's got to have
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: long term returns.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: If I was on, if I was you, I get
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: it all out in cash, Yes, and I cash out
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: and I put it in a PO.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Box, a post office box. Yeah, yeah, right, I think
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I need a few post office boxes. Is it going
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: to achieve me any sort of interest? What's the returns
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: on that and just sticking it in a box?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Well, just that no one else will ever know about
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: it and if things ever get you know, difficult. You know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: you've got that three.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Hundred, but it's not cash, it's not earning you anything.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: That's okay, No, what do you mean? Or you've got
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: that money, let that money work for you. Make if
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: you do have it, because that's the thing. Can you
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: send your money out to work for you?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: What sort of stuff does it do?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: It can be invested in stuff and it earns you money,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: right think, Not that I would know, because I don't
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: really have much money.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or you could do like multiple accounts. But the
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: problem is what you're Yes, I agree with that. What
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: you're saying. The keys is an investor in something like
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: property for example.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like you can get really clued up on
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: the stock exchange.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: That seems like too much Yeah, it's going to crash
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: the stuff I was actually thinking because, of course, is
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: that that lion's the old lionman's joint. Nor So, I've
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: been in discussions with the woman who runs out she's
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: got the seven big cats that they're going to euthanize
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: because they're selling that probably for land. We've come to
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: an arrangement. She said I could have all seven for
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: three hundred and fifty K. So that's fifty grand each
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: for a lion. There's four lions, two tigers, and a
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: polar bear, and that leaves me worth threey one and
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: twenty one, which I imagine I'll have to spend on freight.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: But I just sort of feel like I just don't
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: think big cats depreciate and value.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Oh no, when they die. When they die, I don't.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Think they last forever, like fifty or sixty years old.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: There are only like eight or ninety, you know, they
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: die in their twenties.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Who the big cats.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: That's the ones that live in the wild because I
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: get shot, But I wouldn't shoot these ones because they'd
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: be like waste of money, you know what I mean?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Literally shoot south from the foot there what not?
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: Literally sho literally literally Shootinggoratively, yes, figuratively, i'd be shooting myself,
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: but literally i'd be shooting a line, but not on foot.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: And I don't want to do either of those things.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and lines don't have feet, they have paus. Jason,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: come on, man, God, I'm such a dam.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you should do? Man with you
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: because you've won money from gambling, yes, untaxable as well,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: and you're going to use the money from gambling to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: buy lions.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: When am I going to get another opportunity? It seems
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: like that, you know, there's something can work here. It's
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: the heavens are talking to me or God is talking
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: to me. It seems like too much of a coincidence
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: that I would win on one day three hundred and
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: fifty thousand dollars and on another day seven big cats
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: go on sale, what sex and a polo?
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels right, doesn't that?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Either that?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Or Queen of the Nile.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Queen of the Nile put all three hundred and fifty
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: thousand into a poke machine. Yeah, I reckon Now, it's
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: all the Hurdiarchy.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Ike Kill there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is five forty one and I
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: think it's fair to say fellas, but the Big Show
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: are big fans of the Breakers.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Here we are man the B and Z Breakers. Who's
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: your favorite player?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I hate it when people ask me that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, what is that?
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Because I don't like it's a team game and I
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: hate you know, yeah, just getting one person named out
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: of the whole team.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: What about all time favorite Breaker?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Again, it's like it's like trying to It's like trying
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: to ask someone what their favorite song is.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: What about like, yeah, earlier this year you shot, you
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: hit a jump shot and crom Yeah yeah. Would he
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: be one of your favorites?
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: He was certainly up there.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: He's a captain of the Breakers at the moment.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. Actually I don't know that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: The good news is though, for every Breakers game in
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: New Zealand this season, the Big Show have organized for
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: a backbone bid. Yeah, which is right court side for
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: you and three mates.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Got a real ring to it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: It's got the best it's the best seats in the
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: house with the beauty of.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: This backbone bench and keys. I don't know if you
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: know this, man, but it allows you to feel the
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: energy while you hear the noise and witness the best
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: of basketball life.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, that should be like some sort of summary or
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: like commercial thing that we put it. Oh my god,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: that was great.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I remember the last Fellows had actually won this prize.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: They were talking like they were literally showered in the
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: players sweat.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. They said they felt like they
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: were part of the team. Oh wow, because they were
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: on the court and they were playing the game. That's
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: how close they got. One of them took the winning shot.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what we're offering here, because
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: we can't endorse people they're supposed to be.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: All I'm telling you is what they said.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is what happens with the with a bench,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Keysy in basketball. I don't know if you know the mechanics,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: but you get players off the bench.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, most people, you know, they get off the bench.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: And your experience, you were just on the beam.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I was told like sitting on the
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: bench is like the best roll in the team. Anyway,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: we've got Zach on the line. Zach your mayor bastard.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: How's life man, you could yourself?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank sack.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: You like a B ball mate, Yeah, do enjoy it
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: with the B ball?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Bloody great man you down in christ I am yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: bloody ripper. The Breakers are taking on the Adelaide thirty
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: six's tomorrow night, Wolfbrook Arena. Man, you and three of
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: your mates pack your bed. We don't pack your bags,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: but chuck your Breakers gear on, mate, because you're gonna
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: be sitting courtside.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I have bloody good good man, your suitcases down there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take pack your bags man, and take them belong
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: just in case.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Zach, do you have three mates?
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Nice? Yeah, I don't. I don't believe you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: What are your names? Zach? You know?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe what times your game start? Mates, But a reburger
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: before hand and then going go and watch a Breakers game?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't want to be too full when you
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: get called onto the court in the last quarter.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, I don't have reburger. Man, Maybe have
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: that afterwards, Zach. Actually, I've just realized he han't been
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: asked Zach what he does for a crust. What do
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: you do for a crust? Zach?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a builder.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't even need to ask that that because I
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: knew he was a builder. Really, it was just a
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: backbone from beginning to end.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Zach Bone. Hey, Zach, sorry about that man. Congrats mate,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: we'll chuck you on. Hold it old pugs An, I'll
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: hand you those tickets, all right?
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Sweet thanks?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Feelers How good?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I love that he was a good He was a
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: good dude, wouldn't he.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Zack. It was fine.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll be honest, I don't like all our callers.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Really, Zach was good.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: That was cool.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, he's got three mates, does he though?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Radiohead The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Hold Ikuns Roses There on the radio, Hold Anky Big
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  Speaker 3: Shane Ellison, New Zealand Plenty coming up after six o'clock.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: The guy met who hit the hole in one for
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: the acc No sleep till hole in one pop them
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: out of their misery at about five o'clock today on
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: the simulator there we're going to be chatting to him
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: after six o'clock.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Very exciting. Plus, if you ever need advice on anything,
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• 40:37
  Speaker 2: we'll be dishing out some advice, fellers. The person who's
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: reached out needs advice on how to get sponsors for something.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Sponsors.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Were you know how we have Reburger?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Oh my sponsor.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a it's called it being a sponsor. Oh
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: do you not know that?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: With Jason, Mike and Kezy, tune in week days at
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your MESSI backbones. Hope you're having a pleasant
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. You're listening to the big show brought to
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• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded friars and gome eats that will
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: change the game.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Before produce, direct your attention to this nut sword. You'll
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: see the reader though the bullshud times own good food
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: and it's weirderabd you dine in all tooker world, Rebuilder.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: If this nude sward.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Who great stuff?
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: That one great stuff? It's good, that is really good
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: good eating. I wouldn't mind finding out what Reburger thinks
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: of those.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Actually there would be genuinely, I would like to know
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: what they think about them, because I think they're fantastic.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, you don't hear a word out of them.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Do you know?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: You said it'd be on the phone all the time,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: singing pugs as praises.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Well, don't you what?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Did he make a great mascot?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Pugs?
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: He really would you call him burder boy? But what
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: he could dress up as a sauce chicken? Ye, sauce
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: chicken would be called pugs.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Isn't it a good sign when you don't hear from people?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: It's no news is good news?
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Just thank you? That's what I was searching for in
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: my aged brain.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: It's funny because no news is good news. Yes, but
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: then any press is good press.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the publicity yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, well butchered
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: a little bit, you still got you got the drift,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: the drift, Yes, but no, we should.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: We should send them to the people at Reburger and
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I want to get their feedback on them because they're brilliant.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're going to send them to them.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You send them?
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Can you do that?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Was that post? No? You would have to private Bag.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Private Bag four four one two.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: That's Aukland.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's how its Hey, here's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Birosmith there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: evening and then today Drama, Drama, Drama, fellows the acc
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: You have been running a competition from November, no sleep
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: till a hole in one.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: It's just no sleep till hole in one.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Oh till hole in one?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: And they started at eight am yesterday morning, and when
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: all through the night you were saying maga. When we
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: came in this afternoon, that was still going and morale
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: was very very low, very very low.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: And you can understand why, you know, when you've got
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: a competition that revolves around you doing something miraculous on
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: a golf course. Right, Let's be honest, if you get
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: a hole in one, it's something to be treated for
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: your entire life. The people that you've got swing in
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: the club are all shit at golf.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: That's what they've realized.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: It's just like, oh, it's going to be easy if
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: we just keep on swinging that's not how it works, Kezy.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: No, yeah you did, right, Mega, I've never thought of
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: it like that.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: But then just before five overclock, as Hawdy J was
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: coming out of the studio, I heard a loud chair
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: of excitement and yes, relief because some mad barstard had
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: done it. And that mad barstard is Matt, who joins
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: us now get a Madhouse Live.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: And Keezy and Mogi it's he.
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: I'm a big found you fellow being here, and yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: very excited to very excited to have knocked better and
• 44:27
  Speaker 9: give g Lane the night off because he was He
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: was stretching out about it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Matt, because you're obviously a pretty gun golfer.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had a real hole in one.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: In your life?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I've actually had eight? So, oh my god, were
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: you called in, especially Matt to get this done.
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: I was watching last night and Witshally supplied the tech
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: for the for the for the hynarious I was I
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: was worried the computer was going to burn out after
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: watching them, That computer running for fourteen days straight wasn't
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: gonna be here.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Because I saw you earlier on and I thought to myself,
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: that guy seems familiar but I'm terrible with faces and names,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: and that could mean that I've either never met you
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: or that we're spend time together. It turns out that
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: we did meet it in the airport, and if I
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: remember correctly, were you going on a golf trip? Then
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: is that where you were going or you come back from? Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I was going.
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: I was off to Fiji for a for a golf trip,
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: and yeah, we bumped into each other. And I take
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: a big fan, so I thought I'd take my chance
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: and yeah, yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. What's so, Matt? So are you a golfer
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: by trade? What's your handy here?
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: I'm a failed player, so I tried to I tried
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: to make money out of golf, but that was no luck.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: So I actually work in the industry now for different
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: brands like Wilson, which we were an event, and we
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: also do golf simulators, so premium golf simulators.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Right, So you must be a golf of some repute though, right?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: So plus three plus yeah, so you know it's not
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: that good. Plus three means he's gone past zero up
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: to plus three? Yeah, do you even know what I mean?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I do know what you mean. And it kind
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: of pisses me off a little bit. Now, Matt, very quickly,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: makee talk us through the shot. Just you were just
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: doing what you were doing.
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: Why should you felt like a bit of a dick
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: because I was struggling with the clubs in there, because
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: my clubs are slightly longer. So I requested that I
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: went to my car and got my own clubs out,
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: which it's felt like a bit of a loser really, bit, Yeah,
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: I got I got the got the job done for
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: the fellas and yes.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Right, so and you just hit it to feel sweet
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: when you hit it?
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: There was a few on a row that was sort
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: of dancing around it. So right, as soon as you know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: you get a bit of an inklean when it's in
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: the air.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah you felt good.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I've never had an inkling happened. Yeah, Well, good on you, Matt.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: You saved the fellows a lot of pain and maybe
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: we should I might have a chat with you afterwards
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: when a man and get a few taps.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Oh it's a good idea.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I must swing.
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: I've been following the form online and it's looking good.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: You're almost there.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: in on.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Radio the White Stripes there on the radio Hodarchy Show
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday evening. Now, if you fellows heard of best
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: seats on the Boundary, No, neither of I. What's that about?
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: The Black Clash? Yes, better known as the Hot Spring
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: SPA T twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: How big that name and titles its? I've seen that
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: live on TV too, of course.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Jays, you'll be calling it this year. It's live from
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Beoval tod at the Mount there January seventeenth. That every
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: single year, Moggie, you and I are in a hot tub.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: This year there's no hot tub, So we're going to
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: have like a special darky zone. It'll probably be at
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: the front of the ACZ party zone. Is AZZ going
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: to be there's not going to be there. Holy heck,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: there's not even any of the promotional they should be.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: She's golling she knows how to use it. Ye. No,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: they're not going to be there. Oh, but we're going
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: to be sitting in front of the acc what ultra
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Parti zone.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Oh that's better.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: And we just need to figure out what this sort
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: of hadarky, the best seats in the house. What it's
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: actually going to look like. The winner of this competition
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: will be sitting with us in that area. Yes, so
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: what would you like down there mode? Because Jace, you'll
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: be commentating. Am I right that there's going to be
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: a boat involved?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I think there is a boat, aren't you, Guys?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I've heard rumors things are coming, things we don't know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, this is what I want. It's going to
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: be soundproof. I don't want to hear any of the
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: scumbags in the acc zone to be able to be
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: able to talk to me, be able to throw things
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: at me, which is what happens, and particularly as the
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: evening progresses, things start getting hurdled your weight because they're Jealouskezy, Yeah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: they are just scumbags, they're jealous. So soundproof would be
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: my first thing, and protected from projectiles, so it's closed
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: in box of some sort. But then that's kind of
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: blocking the view for people.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Mind you.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: If I was in your guys position, I'd be wanting
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: some platters. H platters go without saying, okay, good Jesus
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: and cold meat.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Lots of cheeses are a kid, Yeah, heaps of up
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: iced coffee. Ah, get back to it, unlimited cheese balls
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: and darts just being handed around. Wows like it rules.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I might have to reconsider what I'm doing here.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And it's interesting. What about a spa. A spa A
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: spa would be like a hot spring spa. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on there, but we should
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: because they've just started, you know, after a few years
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: of me being and there with the old nips out
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: there over it, that's sick of it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Well, that's right, because it was perfectly fine for the
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: previous four five iterations. But it's once those nipples came out,
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: just ruined it for ever because it used to be
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: like a family event, didn't that you'd watch the cricket
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: with your family, And of course you know, tens of
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: thousands of children's lives ruined. Yeah, they were traumatized. When
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: the side of keys is horrendous and look, I say
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: this with all the love in the world.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Keys just doesn't feel like absolutely I thought it was empowered.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: We say it with absolute affection. I thought it was free,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: absolutely foul nipples.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: But if you would like to sit with us in
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: the hudaky zone, which we are still designing heads hdak
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: dot co dot in ziggis out in the drawer there
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: and thanks to news on the grab a seat, we
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: can actually fly from anywhere in the country and we'll
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: also put you up at the Trinity Wharf Hotel, which
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: is where we are all staying as well, and all
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: the players stay, so it's a good place to be. Hodak,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: you do get yourself and the drawer hash pipe.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're gonna have one of those.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wheezer the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and Kezy.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your man Barstards. That's the big
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: show down and dusted this Wednesday evening and the podcast
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: out tro today. We were talking about men's testosterone.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. That podcast comes out at seven
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: thirty tonight and that explains why today's clip is entitled Horny.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: An old ram cast in the back pattern constantly having
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: a go at himself, rubbing himself up forgett.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: That's good podcasts and there's good eating their fields.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It's actually a pretty good podcast and going listen to
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: it if you like podcasts.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like talking Yeah, good starf hearing. There's
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of chat about how how passionate with how
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: what's the word horny?
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I guess so we each are and who's the hornyess.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: There wasn't a lot of chat about that that sort
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: of rounded it out. It was more along the predisposition
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: you have genetically to.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Do genetic Yeah, and you know that it's just your
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: hormones making you do stuff.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: It's got nothing to do with choice. Really, you're driven
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: by your yeah programmings, totally Bogie, What are you doing tonight?
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go and see a play at Basement
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Theater called The dry House.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: The Dry House.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Sale to my wife, she's going to that and she tonight?
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Is that without Allison Bruce?
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Alison Bruce and Zoey Crane Yeah, both on the books
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: at friend So I'll be able to tell you all
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: about that tomorrow. I'm very excited. I haven't seen to
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: play for a long time. Keezy should get into theater, Keyzy, No,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: you simply muss. I think that's a terrible idea. I
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: hate remember.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I can't even remember one line for an audition for
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: an air let alone an entire play. I don't like theater. Yeah,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I like. I hate watching theater. I hate thespians. Yeah
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: that's a bad idea, an idea, Yeah I should.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: What are you having for tea tonight?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Burgers? We've got these two frozen beef and venison patties
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: that we that we made about a month ago and
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: we just got them. We're going to have burgers and
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: the We're gonna go for a walk hopefully get home,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: eat the burger straight away, go for a walk before
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: the sun goes down.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Good for your prostate?
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: What about yes, Jas? Apparently? What are you doing tonight, Jason?
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Your wife lines lines and more lines, drugs?
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, learning lines?
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Learning lines?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Your wife? Is that to play with Mogi? Anyway? Ye
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: bye bye