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Hour 3 - A Tiger in the Tank · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom shacka laca. It's our number three, hour three, and
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Speaker 1: we go to the first te some hot golf talk,
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Speaker 1: rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate, as we burn the
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Speaker 1: midnight oil overnight on the Ben Mallor radio show, which
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Speaker 1: is now transitioned into the podcast world. So here in
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Speaker 1: hour number three, Tiger Woods is heading to rehab, saying
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Speaker 1: he's committed to taking the time to return stronger and healthier.
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Speaker 1: How does that strike you? Does this trip to rehab
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Speaker 1: close the door to Tiger Woods returning to the PGA Tour?
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Speaker 1: And also in baseball, Major League Baseball players announcing through
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Speaker 1: the media that they have a five hundred and nineteen
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Speaker 1: million dollar war chest preparing for a workstoppage. How are
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Speaker 1: you processing this? If at all? We'll talk about that
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Speaker 1: and more right now, right here, it's a Baker's dozen,
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Speaker 1: a Benny's Baker dozen. It's our number three, a tiger
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Speaker 1: in the tank or the audio bank. I should say,
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Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from golf. What are
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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, what's actually more from the legal system.
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Speaker 1: Not really golf. It's a legal story. You know. I'm
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Speaker 1: a sucker for those So in a prepared statement, four
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Speaker 1: days after, four days after a mugshot was taken after
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Speaker 1: an arrest in the Sunshine State, the golfer who goes
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Speaker 1: by the name Tiger Woods has announced that he is
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Speaker 1: stepping away for a period of time. Is a quote quote,
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Speaker 1: he said, stepping away for a period of time to
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Speaker 1: seek treatment and focus on my health. The announcement came
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Speaker 1: down after he was arrested on suspicion of dua after
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Speaker 1: refusing to submit to a lawful test stemming from the
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Speaker 1: latest in a series of rollover crashes. As tiger. You
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Speaker 1: know he's a cat. You know, tigers have nine lives,
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Speaker 1: and so apparently tigers have a few of them. And
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Speaker 1: if you didn't see this, maybe not the quote continued,
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Speaker 1: Tiger said, quote, I am committed. I am committed to
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Speaker 1: talk taking the time needed to return in a healthier, stronger,
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Speaker 1: and more focused place, both personally and professionally. Close quote.
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Speaker 1: So that's a good jumping off point. Let us discuss.
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Speaker 1: We know Tiger elects to burn up the road. Question,
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Speaker 1: Tiger Woods heading to rehab saying that he's committed to
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Speaker 1: taking the time return stronger and healthier. How does that
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Speaker 1: strike you. I've got Okie Doke, horror mockumentary, and Rainy
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Speaker 1: Day fund and we will combine all of these things together,
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Speaker 1: and we are going to push forward, is what we're
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Speaker 1: going to do. That's what we're gonna do. So first
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Speaker 1: of all, Tiger Woods should open a driving school. Can
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Speaker 1: you imagine that? And the driving school is like you
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Speaker 1: buy some beat up car and just flip it over.
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Speaker 1: That would be Tiger Wood's driving school, like your evil
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Speaker 1: canievel or something like that. See, we can kid, because
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Speaker 1: he's not dead if he dies in one of these accidents.
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Speaker 1: We can't kid around. He's still alive. So my first
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Speaker 1: thought on this, and again the question, Tiger Wood's going
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Speaker 1: to rehab and committed to the quote and all that
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Speaker 1: he's gonna be healthier, and how does that strike you?
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Speaker 1: It strikes me like Tiger had nothing to do with
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Speaker 1: that quote. That someone who's writing the coattails of Tiger
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Speaker 1: Woods wrote that quote, some lawyer who's on retainer. That's
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Speaker 1: my thought on that. Now, this is a textbook textbook, man,
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Speaker 1: what's the word I'm schotling for. It's a preemitive movie.
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Speaker 1: You're trying to control the damage, is what you're trying
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Speaker 1: to do for Tiger Woods. Right, You're trying to get
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Speaker 1: out in front of what's going to happen, and it
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Speaker 1: works more times than not. This is not some kind
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Speaker 1: of spiritual awakening. This is not a come to Jesus
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Speaker 1: moment for Tiger Woods. It is legal choreography. That's the phrase,
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Speaker 1: legal choreography. I'm going to rehab, which translates to your honor.
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Speaker 1: My client is a work in progress. Please don't throw
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Speaker 1: him in a dungeon. He's very important because he's a golfer,
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Speaker 1: So make sure he doesn't go in the gulag. The
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Speaker 1: pokey pokey pokey so very expensive legal counsel aka defense attorneys.
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Speaker 1: They love this move. They absolutely love this move. This
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Speaker 1: is in every legal every person that goes and studies
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Speaker 1: law and then passes the bar, they all learn this
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Speaker 1: the first move rehab. And why is that? Let me
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Speaker 1: tell you. It's the legal version of the Oki doki.
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Speaker 1: It is, yeah, the okie dope trickeration. It screams accountability
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Speaker 1: without admitting guilt. It's a loophole. It's a loophole. It's
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Speaker 1: mitigation with a side of pr body spray. You build
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Speaker 1: a paper trail of intake forms and clean tests and
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Speaker 1: notes some therapists and doctors what a model rehab person
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Speaker 1: you are, and suddenly, in the eyes of the legal system,
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Speaker 1: you're not reckless. You're just recovering. And especially for a
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Speaker 1: guy like Tiger Woods, who has a long rap sheet
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Speaker 1: of being either a really bad driver or someone that
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Speaker 1: is near the jed who fled level of substance abuse,
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Speaker 1: including a twenty seventeen DUI, a twenty twenty one crash.
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Speaker 1: The fact that he survived the crash in La Wild
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Speaker 1: like that. Many people have died on that road and
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Speaker 1: Tiger somehow was able to survive. But this is not
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Speaker 1: his first ride on the wild side, right, He's been
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Speaker 1: living in that legal tilted world, if you will. And judges,
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Speaker 1: generally speaking eat this up in nonviolent cases. Having commentated
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Speaker 1: behind the bulldy pulpit here on Fox Sports Radio over
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Speaker 1: the years on cases similar to this, they always said,
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Speaker 1: defense attorneys go right to rehab, the model rehab person,
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Speaker 1: and the judges like that. The reason they eat it up.
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Speaker 1: It's rehabilitation, which sounds a lot better than lock him
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Speaker 1: up and throw away the key. And that's it. So, yes,
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Speaker 1: it is a smart legal move by Tiger Woods. It's
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Speaker 1: not noble. It's not noble. It's just a smart thing
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Speaker 1: that you hire expensive attorneys to tell you this. Now,
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Speaker 1: if you pay attention, you don't need to hire an
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Speaker 1: expensive attorney because you just do it because you know
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Speaker 1: that's what we're supposed to do. But went in doubt,
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Speaker 1: check yourself into a really expensive rehab with good buffet, breakfast,
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Speaker 1: a lot of good foods, eggs, corn beef hash, big
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Speaker 1: corn beef hash, guy pancakes, waffles, all that, and you
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Speaker 1: do that, and you do it because the court room
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Speaker 1: is far less, far, less forgiving than the brochure with
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Speaker 1: the day spa, and then you go to rehab for
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Speaker 1: thirty minutes, and then you go have a nice presidential breakfast,
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Speaker 1: and then you go get a massage, go to more rehab,
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Speaker 1: then have lunch, cold cuts, the whole thing. Now. Secondly,
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Speaker 1: sticking with the Tiger talk, the Tiger talk, if you will.
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Speaker 1: While he hadn't committed to playing, the popular opinion by
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Speaker 1: popular people was that ty big Woods had been efforting
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Speaker 1: to return to competition at the Masters, which is next week. Hello,
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Speaker 1: it's coming up here. It's April, the Masters, right around
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Speaker 1: the corner Augusta National Golf Club there in Georgia. And
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Speaker 1: he's won that five times and all these accolades and
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Speaker 1: the legend of Tiger went to the Moon to the Moon,
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Speaker 1: to the Moon to the Moon because of the Masters. Well,
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Speaker 1: now that has been scratched to be at some ritzy
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Speaker 1: rehab clinic. How soon before TMZ says, I assume Tiger's
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Speaker 1: going to go to go to rehab in Florida, although
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Speaker 1: there are some places in La he could go to.
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Speaker 1: Who knows, So we'll keep an eye on that. And
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Speaker 1: the question does this trip to rehab, which was not
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Speaker 1: court ordered, it was defense attorney ordered. Does this trip
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Speaker 1: to rehab close the door to Tiger Woods returning to
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Speaker 1: the PGA tour? Does this close the door? I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: get I got two letters, I got N and O. No,
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Speaker 1: it barely nudges it. And golf, as we know, you
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Speaker 1: know and I know, is not the NFL. It's not
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Speaker 1: a league where your expiration date hits like spoiled milk
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Speaker 1: at age thirty. Golf is a hedge fund. It rewards patience, discipline, experience,
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Speaker 1: and a lot of scars issue and Tiger's got a lot.
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Speaker 1: And you can be deep into your fifties. Tiger's fifty,
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Speaker 1: but you be deep into your fifties even older, and
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Speaker 1: still cash checks on the PGA tour. I think VJ.
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Speaker 1: Singh is like in his sixties, not that he's great,
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Speaker 1: but he's out there. Tiger's career right now, at this moment,
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Speaker 1: the last ten years of Tiger's career, if not longer,
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Speaker 1: feels like a horror mockumentary, an episode of What We
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Speaker 1: Do in the Shadows, a strange, dark comedy where Tiger
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Speaker 1: Woods disappears and then reappears. Hello, I'm here, and then
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Speaker 1: somehow disappears, and every time he comes back, he commands
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Speaker 1: the room because a generation of people grew up and
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Speaker 1: the only thing they knew about golf was Tiger Woods.
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Speaker 1: And so he's got that forever pass, the forever hall pass,
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Speaker 1: and he's at that level of celebrity where most people
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Speaker 1: make excuses for Tiger Woods and the things that he does,
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Speaker 1: and we have not seen him consistently Tiger Woods. It's
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Speaker 1: been over two years, two years since Tiger Woods competed
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Speaker 1: on the PGA Tour. However, absence in golf is not death,
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Speaker 1: it's something else. It's I mentioned VJ and Phil Mickelson.
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Speaker 1: These guys have been away at different points for a
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Speaker 1: long time and they come back and golf allows you
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Speaker 1: to hit the pause button. Just hit the pause button
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Speaker 1: right there. Now, that said, we are at the part
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Speaker 1: of the story here where Tiger Woods is golf's answer
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Speaker 1: to Willie Mays stumbling in the outfield for the New
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Speaker 1: York Metropolitans, or the great Muhammad Ali who just kept
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Speaker 1: fighting until unfortunately his brain went to scrambled eggs and
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Speaker 1: the whole thing and absorbing punches that in his younger
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Speaker 1: days he would dodge, and it's the way it typically
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Speaker 1: goes if you play long enough. This is what happens
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Speaker 1: in any sport, the final act of a myth, and
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Speaker 1: that's you know, that's how it goes, and it's often forgotten.
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Speaker 1: Like Kobe Bryant was pretty bad. I know, the Utah
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Speaker 1: Jazz rolled over his last game and allowed him to
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Speaker 1: score a bunch of points. But he was pretty terrible
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Speaker 1: the final year of plus that he played in the NBA.
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Speaker 1: And people forget about that because they remember the good
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Speaker 1: and not the bad. And that's how that goes. And
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Speaker 1: all right, final thought to baseball. We go talk at baseball,
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Speaker 1: which means labor negotiation. Very exciting, No, not exciting, Okay,
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Speaker 1: just dust it off. So as the baseball season gets
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Speaker 1: cranking and I'm enjoying it, I'm getting ready for the show.
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Speaker 1: I've turned off the NBA regular season now mostly rare
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Speaker 1: and appropriate to watch the game I'm watching some ball.
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Speaker 1: Watched a little bit of that Mets Cardinals game last night.
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Speaker 1: Was I watched the Orioles and the Rangers, Angels and
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Speaker 1: Cubs a little bit of that action on a cool
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Speaker 1: night in Chicago. Check that out. And Dodgers and the
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Speaker 1: team formerly known as the Indians. So I was slipping around.
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Speaker 1: This is not about that, though. The talk is everyone's
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Speaker 1: yab at civil war on the horizon. Civil war a
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Speaker 1: whole different animal on the horizon. So I was reading
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Speaker 1: that the Major League Baseball Players Association continuing preparation for
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Speaker 1: the battlefield, the negotiation of a boardroom and all that
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Speaker 1: and work stoppage twenty seven ahead of the collective Bargaining
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Speaker 1: Agreement negotiations with Baseball. So the MLBPA better known as
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Speaker 1: Major League Baseball Players Association, they have increased their war chest,
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Speaker 1: which is amazing because I thought didn't Tony Clark kind
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Speaker 1: of futs around with that anyway, Baseball has increased the
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Speaker 1: union rather has increased the war chest of total assets,
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Speaker 1: and they're very concerned about that, including receivables and fixed
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Speaker 1: assets such as furniture and computer equipment at five hundred
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Speaker 1: and nineteen million. When we last turned an update a
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Speaker 1: couple of years ago, it was at three hundred and
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Speaker 1: fifty three million. So they're making some great, great investments.
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Speaker 1: They're like Congress people, I got to find out what
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Speaker 1: they're investing in because they're making a lot of money.
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Speaker 1: So the Major League Baseball Players Association also raised its
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Speaker 1: cash investments ahead of the discussions, from two hundred and
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Speaker 1: eighty four million at the start of twenty twenty five
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Speaker 1: to four hundred and fifty million heading into the new
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Speaker 1: baseball season, which is underway. So here's the question. We're
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Speaker 1: not raking anyone over the coals. We're not doing that.
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Speaker 1: But here's the question, major League Baseball players, with a
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Speaker 1: five hundred and nineteen million dollar war chest, how are
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Speaker 1: you processing this? If at all? It's a lot of money,
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Speaker 1: and we'd all agree on that five hundred nineteen million
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Speaker 1: dollars on how you couldn't agree with that? So my reaction,
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Speaker 1: here's how I process it. It's a four letter word,
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Speaker 1: not that one. See ute, qute. It's cute. It's really cute.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of like a toddler getting a nickel and
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Speaker 1: holding the shiny nickel up and just happen to be
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Speaker 1: standing in front of Fort Knox and saying, I'm rich,
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Speaker 1: I've got the nickel. Good luck. Now, while battle lines
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Speaker 1: are being drawn one side one side, I want to
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Speaker 1: see if you guess which one is wielding a plastic
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Speaker 1: butter knife while the other has a gag goal of
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Speaker 1: satellite guided laser shooting drones. So plastic butter knife on
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Speaker 1: one side, satellite guided laser shooting drones on the other.
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Speaker 1: The players are trying to ratchet up tensions with their
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Speaker 1: half billion dollars, clearly oblivious to the fact that the
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Speaker 1: owners are sitting on what they claim is a rainy
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Speaker 1: day fund of two billion dollars. Over two billion dollars,
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Speaker 1: so doing basic malar math, very simple malarmath. The owners
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Speaker 1: have seventy five percent more ammos saved up in the bunker.
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Speaker 1: They've got the bunker buster is what they've got. Now.
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Speaker 1: Is it innocent to ask why the union thinks a
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Speaker 1: piggy bank is going to be able to stop a
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Speaker 1: hedge fund a bulldozer, if you will. Are we witnessing
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Speaker 1: a masterstroke in strategy by the players or just a
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Speaker 1: very expensive kamakaze mission where they don't have enough to
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Speaker 1: can't There's too many players that are gonna need money
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Speaker 1: because you know, a lot of these dopes didn't save
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Speaker 1: any money the owners have been saving. You've got teams
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Speaker 1: like the Pirates and the A's and the Marlins, the
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Speaker 1: light of baseball, who have been not spending on their
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Speaker 1: team saving money for this. It's a classic David versus
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Speaker 1: Goliath story, except Goliath owns the slingshot factory and the
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Speaker 1: valley itself. So good luck with that. I'm sure they did.
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Speaker 1: It'll go very well. The players Union, unlike the NFL
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Speaker 1: and some of these other sports operations, they have generally
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Speaker 1: held together and typically they have been able to beat
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Speaker 1: the owners because of the TV money. Now, the TV
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Speaker 1: money is not the same local TV money. A number
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Speaker 1: of these teams are making almost no TV money locally
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Speaker 1: because most people are not paying money to watch their
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Speaker 1: local team, much to the dismay of the people that
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Speaker 1: run Major League Baseball. They're not supposed to talk about that.
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Speaker 1: Freshman's they have like straw i bury. Ones now they
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Speaker 1: have like a bunch of different apple flavored. Things so,
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Speaker 1: anyway there you. Go That's Tom. Brady do we have
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Speaker 5: Day what do you Think i'm doing right?
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Speaker 1: there have only been four players to have scored five
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Speaker 5: Enough i'm gonna say not?
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36:17
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Speaker 1: karaoke and cold. Cuts.
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Speaker 5: YEAH i don't know if they allow guests or plus,
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