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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, Damn and Toyo Life from Philly. It's the
- 0:09Speaker 1: number one.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Rated Paulin Tony fo Yeah, as always, Pauli fools go
- 0:16Speaker 2: here with Tony Fos, go with Tony Huge show today.
- 0:20Speaker 3: A very controversial moment in the Lakers Wolve series Anthony
- 0:24Speaker 3: Edwards fined for bragging about the size of his Jenet Dalia. Disgusting,
- 0:29Speaker 3: exactly disgusting that he gets fined for that. You know,
- 0:33Speaker 3: we'll tell you why. This is just further proof that
- 0:35Speaker 3: freedom of speech in this country is under attacked.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
- 0:39Speaker 3: Also, Mavericks GM Nico Harrison still unfairly blamed for trading away.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Luka Doncic, who told you? You know, we're gonna give
- 0:47Speaker 3: everyone some much needed perspective here run.
- 0:50Speaker 1: All of that.
- 0:50Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna show you the trees in the
- 0:53Speaker 4: forest today.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Yup.
- 0:55Speaker 3: And we have a very big announcement that could mean
- 0:58Speaker 3: potentially just millions of dollars for us, say nothing for you,
- 1:02Speaker 3: but for us, yea.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Care about anyway.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but before we get into all that, one quick
- 1:09Speaker 3: cup programming note annoying.
- 1:11Speaker 1: We were supposed to have a former Bulls.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Big man, Bill Cottwright on the show we were told
- 1:17Speaker 3: by our producer over there, idiot that he initially agreed
- 1:21Speaker 3: Bill did, but then he stopped responding the messages. So
- 1:24Speaker 3: that leads us to ask producer, what the did you do?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Yeah? What'd you do?
- 1:29Speaker 5: Maybe he actually bothered to watch the show and realized
- 1:32Speaker 5: he had much better things to do.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Well, I have much better things to do, your mom. Yeah,
- 1:39Speaker 4: and I've got a bill.
- 1:40Speaker 3: It's a bill for what we pay you because you
- 1:42Speaker 3: all was for your yeah useless.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Anyway, Look, as you all know, we don't need a
- 1:47Speaker 3: guest on this show because they ruined the show anyway,
- 1:50Speaker 3: of course, just like our producer. So let's just go
- 1:52Speaker 3: ahead and get right into our top story, all right, First,
- 1:57Speaker 3: out the gate, Just a despicable scene in this Lakers
- 2:01Speaker 3: Wolve series Anthony Edwards find fifty thousand dollars for saying
- 2:05Speaker 3: to a fan and I quote, my dip is bigger
- 2:08Speaker 3: than yours.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Disgrace exactly.
- 2:10Speaker 3: It's just so disgraceful that a man would be fined
- 2:14Speaker 3: for this, isn't it, Dony.
- 2:15Speaker 4: You know, we've gotten to the point in this country
- 2:18Speaker 4: where it's feelings over facts. It should be the other
- 2:21Speaker 4: way around, you know, it must be true that Anthony
- 2:24Speaker 4: Edwards has a huge penis. Now, I have not personally
- 2:28Speaker 4: seen said penis, but given that he's six six or six',
- 2:32Speaker 4: Seven i'm sure that if you measured his penis against
- 2:36Speaker 4: anyone in that, arena or anyone in the Greater Los angeles,
- 2:40Speaker 4: area well anywhere outside of you, Know Van, Nuys San Fernando,
- 2:45Speaker 4: valley but you, know outside of, that his penis would
- 2:48Speaker 4: be bigger than. Everybody so, Exactly so what's wrong with
- 2:53Speaker 4: stating the?
- 2:53Speaker 1: Facts, Nothing it's.
- 2:55Speaker 3: Just just terrific basketball and also anatomical analysis that donty
- 3:00Speaker 3: you know what's up with this? Fan why is he
- 3:02Speaker 3: so offended by that? STATEMENT i, mean is this? Person
- 3:05Speaker 3: does this person have you, know some tiny penis complex
- 3:08Speaker 3: or something must?
- 3:09Speaker 5: Be, yeah why is the camera on me right?
- 3:14Speaker 6: Now?
- 3:16Speaker 3: Well were you at the game the other? Night, No,
- 3:23Speaker 3: well there's no reason to get the. Pissy, yeah what
- 3:25Speaker 3: are you getting defensive for just asking a? Question that's
- 3:28Speaker 3: it exactly called? Journalism, okay, anyway moving on from, Him,
- 3:32Speaker 3: yeah you, know this all does lead to the main
- 3:34Speaker 3: PROBLEM i have with what. Happened ye don't he THE
- 3:37Speaker 3: nba when Finding Anthony, Edwards glary did not do its
- 3:41Speaker 3: due diligence, Here isn't that?
- 3:43Speaker 4: True in a case like, this we can't Find Anthony
- 3:46Speaker 4: edwards unless we first determine whether his penis is indeed
- 3:51Speaker 4: bigger or smaller than the. Fans, yep that's what's being debated.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Here the burden of proof is actually on the fans.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Penis if that penis is determined to be smaller than,
- 4:03Speaker 4: frankly there's no case And Anthony, edwards along with his monstrous,
- 4:08Speaker 4: penis should be cleared of all. Wrongdoing you, know except
- 4:13Speaker 4: for that time he got a girl pregnant accidentally and
- 4:15Speaker 4: told her he'd pay for the.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Abortion but that's.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Different, now that's totally, yeah, exactly rock solid legal analysis That. Dony,
- 4:23Speaker 3: anyway moving to another controversial, Comment Dallas mavericks general Manager Nico,
- 4:28Speaker 3: harrison who's been under fire ever since the team Traded
- 4:31Speaker 3: Luka doncic to The. Lakers, well he came out this
- 4:33Speaker 3: week and, said, QUOTE i Knew luca was important to
- 4:37Speaker 3: the fan, base BUT i didn't know it to what.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Level and you know it's clear by, That, donty That
- 4:43Speaker 3: Nico harrison thought The MAVs would be happy to see
- 4:46Speaker 3: the team get rid Of luca and we did.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Dull, Right.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Dony of, course The, mavericks after, all play In, texas
- 4:53Speaker 4: and everyone In texas.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Is trying to get rid of what immigrants.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Exactly Nico harson was probably up late one night Watching
- 5:02Speaker 4: newsmax and, thought, wait where's That luca guy from? Again,
- 5:06Speaker 4: OH i need to get him deported. Asap he thought
- 5:10Speaker 4: he'd be a hero getting this lazy foreigner ship out of.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Town, Sotally my question, is why.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Is it when the governor does, it he's a, Patriot
- 5:19Speaker 4: but when the general manager of The mavericks does, it
- 5:22Speaker 4: people get all.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Upset makes no, sense makes absolutely no. Sense then, yeah,
- 5:27Speaker 3: going and you, know while we're Talking luca and something
- 5:30Speaker 3: that makes no, sense you know now that he's with The,
- 5:32Speaker 3: LAKERS i had a lot of more runs out there, saying,
- 5:34Speaker 3: well they could win the title and That lebron could.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Get his fifth, ring which would put him closer To.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Jordan oh.
- 5:42Speaker 4: Closer you, Know i've never understood. This Michael jordan went
- 5:46Speaker 4: six and oh in the. Finals lebron has gone four
- 5:51Speaker 4: and six in the. Finals, well by my, math that
- 5:54Speaker 4: clearly Means lebron has negative two. Rings like if a
- 5:59Speaker 4: stock broke it makes you ten thousand dollars but loses one.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Million do you.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Say he made you ten thousand, Dollars, no you go
- 6:08Speaker 4: and murder him for losing everything you have and destroying your.
- 6:12Speaker 4: Life so you, know that's basically What Lebron james. Did
- 6:16Speaker 4: does a druna silgowskis.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Great comparison, That, tony and thank.
- 6:21Speaker 3: You you, know if you're some young buck out, there
- 6:23Speaker 3: you know you're, watching you're listening to, us wondering how
- 6:25Speaker 3: DO i get to be so, rich, famous you, know
- 6:27Speaker 3: successful as?
- 6:28Speaker 6: Us?
- 6:28Speaker 3: Successfully, well you, know just take note of What tony just.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Did.
- 6:32Speaker 3: This these people they come up in this, business they
- 6:35Speaker 3: think they should just talk.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Sports, no it's too complicated for people to.
- 6:39Speaker 3: Understand what you gotta do is you got to take
- 6:42Speaker 3: something in sports and then you got you gotta compare
- 6:45Speaker 3: it to something.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Else you, see, Exactly, see you got to you gotta.
- 6:48Speaker 3: Go you see basketball is like, stockbroking and then people
- 6:53Speaker 3: understand that's it, simple right.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Exactly you know when people stop me and, say, look you.
- 7:00Speaker 4: Show you guys are the number one sports, SHOW i,
- 7:03Speaker 4: go uh uh. Uh we're also the number one show
- 7:07Speaker 4: for economic, analysis your, history, teaching your law. Education and
- 7:13Speaker 4: you know also today penis length. Analysis, absolutely you just
- 7:17Speaker 4: learned so, much not just about, sports but the world
- 7:23Speaker 4: just so, well Said dody on that.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Note and you know how we teach people about the
- 7:27Speaker 3: world and how it. Works you, know we just saw
- 7:29Speaker 3: a lesson for everyone that came out of college. Football
- 7:32Speaker 3: tennessee Quarterback Nico, i'maliva, right he ditches the university FOR.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Ucla now you could just totally see this. Coming but
- 7:40Speaker 3: people they're saying they're, shocked not. Us you, know what
- 7:43Speaker 3: do we always say is the most important part of
- 7:46Speaker 3: evaluating a?
- 7:47Speaker 1: Quarterback last name?
- 7:50Speaker 4: Analysis how did nobody At tennessee notice that this guy's
- 7:54Speaker 4: last name IS i am a Lev? Yep he was
- 7:59Speaker 4: basically telling you he was gonna leave. YEP i, mean
- 8:02Speaker 4: would you hire a coach if his last name IS
- 8:05Speaker 4: I am a? Pervert?
- 8:07Speaker 3: No, no you, know just so sad to see how
- 8:11Speaker 3: little these scouts do their homework these, days you.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Know you, know and another, Thing, NICO i am A
- 8:16Speaker 4: leva As. Polynesian haven't any of these college football coaches
- 8:21Speaker 4: Watched Molwana. Yea if they, had they'd know that Some
- 8:26Speaker 4: polynesians don't want to follow their ancestry and want to
- 8:30Speaker 4: leave their island to see what else is out. There,
- 8:33Speaker 4: frankly The scouts totally should have seen this.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Coming just great, Point, tony they didn't do their. Research,
- 8:40Speaker 3: absolutely thank, you you.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Know to someone who made another poor judgment.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Call let's, say, uh they see, This braves, announced So Wiley,
- 8:48Speaker 3: Ballad well he's under fire for getting a girl's number
- 8:52Speaker 3: during a. Game the Other, yeah And, tony this was
- 8:54Speaker 3: just a very poor move, here wasn't.
- 8:56Speaker 4: It the guy was in a stadium full of restaurants
- 8:59Speaker 4: and why are you getting her? Number just take her
- 9:03Speaker 4: out for a dinner and drink right, there and then you,
- 9:06Speaker 4: know you have locker rooms and luxury suites right there
- 9:09Speaker 4: in the, stadium tons of places to bang in.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Private just a total fumble by this. Announcer you, KNOW
- 9:16Speaker 1: i bet.
- 9:17Speaker 4: If Harry carrey was, there he would have banged a
- 9:19Speaker 4: right on camera during the.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Interview absolutely would have, That, dony. Totally.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Oh one thing we have to address on this, show
- 9:29Speaker 3: as you, know last week we came out with our
- 9:31Speaker 3: list of the top one hundred most influential people in
- 9:34Speaker 3: the world in response To times terrible non, list which
- 9:37Speaker 3: we discussed, anyway as you REMEMBER i put up that.
- 9:40Speaker 3: Graphic we Had Jalen hurt's number, one The pope at,
- 9:44Speaker 3: two and The pope's doctor at.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Three.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Yeah, well due to events this, week we are going
- 9:50Speaker 3: to make a slight change to the. List we're going
- 9:54Speaker 3: to keep The pope at, two but we are going
- 9:56Speaker 3: to lower his doctor down to number seventy, million eight
- 10:01Speaker 3: hundred and ninety three hundred and forty six Between Whoopy
- 10:05Speaker 3: goldberg and Mister wonderful From Shock go all things, now all, right,
- 10:10Speaker 3: well now do a more positive, story in, fact a
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- 10:38Speaker 3: Hockey you kidding? EXACTLY i, said do you know anything about?
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- 10:58Speaker 3: episode throughout the Entire Stanley cup, playoffs we will be
- 11:02Speaker 3: presenting you with five minutes of uninterrupted hockey. Analysis so
- 11:08Speaker 3: let's go, ahead put that clock on the screen And,
- 11:11Speaker 3: tony let's get started. Here of, course everyone's talking about
- 11:16Speaker 3: The Maple leafs versus The senators. Series what's your take
- 11:20Speaker 3: on all?
- 11:20Speaker 1: This, oh this is a big.
- 11:22Speaker 4: One i've spent weeks closely analyzing both teams AND i
- 11:27Speaker 4: can tell you this is going to come down to three, things, scoring,
- 11:33Speaker 4: passing and. Skating you see a lot of people think
- 11:37Speaker 4: the winner will be the one who scores the most,
- 11:40Speaker 4: goals but, no it's also going to be about which
- 11:45Speaker 4: team allows the fewest. Goals and really that all comes
- 11:50Speaker 4: down to one, thing which team wants it. More so
- 11:55Speaker 4: when you put it, together it's a simple. Formula, borring, passing, skating,
- 12:03Speaker 4: coaching goals not, goals.
- 12:07Speaker 1: And who wants it. More how are we doing on
- 12:10Speaker 1: time so? Far you're still approaching the four minute. Mark
- 12:15Speaker 1: you got four minutes, left so you can get.
- 12:17Speaker 4: Perfect that's great because there's so many different angles to
- 12:20Speaker 4: this matchup THAT i want to get. To there's the
- 12:23Speaker 4: goalies and the defenseman and also the offenseman and you
- 12:28Speaker 4: can't forget, that and the coaches, Too but really it's
- 12:33Speaker 4: about the intangibles and the fundamentals of. Hockey when you
- 12:38Speaker 4: put it all, together it's going to come down to
- 12:41Speaker 4: fundamentals and, tangibles, defenseman, offenseman who wants it? More and also.
- 12:49Speaker 4: Fundamentals how are we doing on?
- 12:52Speaker 3: Time you're still hovering around The midt three minute mark
- 12:56Speaker 3: tony lots of times to get through everything you want
- 12:59Speaker 3: to get.
- 12:59Speaker 1: To why don't you go? On you know another great.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Series we got our eye On Kings oilers of, course you.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Know, yeah when you Say kings And, oilers you got
- 13:09Speaker 4: to talk about one of the great players in this,
- 13:12Speaker 4: Matchup Wayne. Gretzky you, know many people don't know, this
- 13:16Speaker 4: but he actually played for both The kings and The,
- 13:20Speaker 4: oilers and that just shows that there's so much history
- 13:23Speaker 4: here between these two, franchises and that's what's on the line,
- 13:27Speaker 4: here history but also the, future but you, know also
- 13:34Speaker 4: the present because when you think about, it they're playing right,
- 13:37Speaker 4: now so that's what's on the line, here three things,
- 13:41Speaker 4: history future and present and also The Stanley, cup because
- 13:47Speaker 4: that's really four things right. There how much time DO
- 13:51Speaker 4: i have?
- 13:51Speaker 1: Left still to thirty to?
- 13:53Speaker 3: Go but now we can get the other matchups Like
- 13:57Speaker 3: Amba Bay. Florida you, know people want to get this, perspective.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Very intriguing matchup.
- 14:03Speaker 4: Here you, know most people don't, realize But florida is
- 14:06Speaker 4: not known for. Hockey you, know people are probably, wondering
- 14:10Speaker 4: how did they even play hockey down there when it's
- 14:13Speaker 4: so hot and?
- 14:13Speaker 1: Humid, well well what happened? Here well Where's? Tony do
- 14:21Speaker 1: he lose his? Mic what's going on? Again? Them can
- 14:24Speaker 1: you hear? HIM i can't hear. Him Don't? Tony can
- 14:28Speaker 1: you hear?
- 14:28Speaker 5: Me?
- 14:31Speaker 3: Hey?
- 14:31Speaker 1: Down'ty? Donty can you hear?
- 14:32Speaker 5: Me?
- 14:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah what's going? On we lost your?
- 14:36Speaker 6: Mic?
- 14:36Speaker 1: There we lost your?
- 14:37Speaker 6: Mic?
- 14:37Speaker 1: Hello can you hear? Me you know what we're. Gonna
- 14:40Speaker 1: we're gonna we gotta take a commercial.
- 14:41Speaker 3: Break that's what we gotta, do. Segment but does the?
- 14:46Speaker 3: Mic that does? Count thought our? Deal so that's, yeah
- 14:50Speaker 3: it was hiss, ANYWAY i you know, what let's take
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- 15:29Speaker 3: Check don't you hear? Me, Yep, TONY i hear. You
- 15:32Speaker 3: now Your Mike, Okay mike is working. AGAIN i don't
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- 16:02Speaker 7: Exactly out of life directions, Correct why go you Said
- 16:08Speaker 7: Anthony edwards is six foot six or six, seven which
- 16:12Speaker 7: is wrong as.
- 16:13Speaker 5: Usual, no his night is officially listed at six foot.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Four it would like take it two seconds to look that.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Up oh, yeah well six foot four is how many
- 16:24Speaker 3: Feet i'm going to bury a dead body under the.
- 16:26Speaker 4: Ground, yeah you know what else would take two? Seconds
- 16:30Speaker 4: you with the?
- 16:32Speaker 1: Woman oh and he's still. Talking what do you? Want what.
- 16:39Speaker 4: You?
- 16:39Speaker 5: Said the saying will help you see the trees in the.
- 16:42Speaker 5: Forest uh, Yeah, bro that's what they.
- 16:45Speaker 6: Say.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Bro, yeah no they.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Don't it's seeing the forest from the. Trees that's the.
- 16:52Speaker 3: Saying oh well here's another, saying shut the fuck. Up,
- 16:57Speaker 3: yeah you remind me of a forest. Gumpa what does
- 17:05Speaker 3: he want to?
- 17:06Speaker 5: What during that train wreck you called an ANY cll?
- 17:09Speaker 5: SEGMENT i know your audio didn't go, Out, tony it totally.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Did.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Bro stop trying to avoid. Blame, Bro, NO i saw
- 17:20Speaker 3: you hit the mute. Button uh well you want to
- 17:27Speaker 3: see a mute. Button i'll show you the trigger on my.
- 17:30Speaker 3: Shotgun you know what never goes? Out you on a?
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