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The Nipple Bat Suit · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what Ed Sheeran has?
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: He has a red hair.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: He has something that is a piece of nostalgia from the 90s that you're going to remember.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Remember when Batman had nipples?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was the George Clooney Batman.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: He has uh George Clooney's costume with the nipples.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: I think he actually has Oh, he has Chris O'Donnell's uh Robinson.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's actually really cool.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: The thing about the nipple thing is, because if you have this, you're gonna display it, right?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it has to be in a case.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know how your dad, okay, I know this, you know this, you've been to your parents' house.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you knew that or not.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Have I?
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: I was I've been to your parents' house.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um your dad, if he got this, would get a floor-to-ceiling display glass case that this would be in.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: I would have one.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying I wouldn't try to slide into it at least once.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it might be a little tight nowadays, but you know what I would do?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Is and not put it in a glass case, but just put it like on a mannequin.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: I would twist the nipples every time.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Woohoo! It's like being a kid again and giving my brother a turdar twister.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, wait, what do they call them?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Purple nirples?
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what it is?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought that was on your arm.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: What is the other name for it when you're twister is the one that I have.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's the one thing.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: If you're old enough and you really gotta be a certain age, I'm gonna lay one out on you and what they used to call it.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: This you have to be a product of like you had to have been a kid in the 80s and you had to have had parents that were baby boomers.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Because the only way it was called Tune in Tokyo.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: And why were we to tuning in Tokyo?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because in World War II, d the radios, you know, they'd dial in and they'd listen to Tokyo Rose, who would tell all these stories of how America was losing the war.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: It was all propaganda.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they weren't into K-pop.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, they were into K-pop.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: Wrong country, by the way, too.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's Korea.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, shoot.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: But that's all right.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: I got the analogy.
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  SPEAKER_02: But years ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're right, K-pop.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: So years ago, before T Pop.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: Before it became a T-Twister, it was dude in Tokyo, and you know, they were.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have to if you're in a K-pop band?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Bail me out on this.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me you remember that.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: If you're in a band, uh K-pop band, do you actually have to be from Cor do you have to be from Korea?
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Or can you?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure the K part of the K-pop is Korea.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: I understand that, but I didn't know if they had like residuals.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like, okay, the lead singer.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: You mean of Asian descent?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Not just Korean descent descent.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, can I be Taiwanese?
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: Can I be Chinese?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Can I be?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that'd be T-pop.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: But can't but you how do you go?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: And if you're from China, you're C pop, which also has another complete sound different than this woman, uh, she feels me.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: I feel this so much right now.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Take a listen to what she has got going on.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know about y'all, but I am a slut for ice cream.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's on me, but I've been on an ice cream kick for a day.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on a minute.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: How much did she drink before she went to go get ice cream?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: She also is toothless.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, is that the accent?
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was drunken ease.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Can't bite the ice cream.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: One more time.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: One more time.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: I just love it.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know about y'all, but I am a slut for ice cream.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's on me, but I've been on an ice cream pick for days.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Got she's straight out of the show.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I like the menthol ice cream piece.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: Menthol ice cream, yeah.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Only mint flavored ice cream for me.
• 3:50
  unknown: Yeah.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: Which is oddly like menthol.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and we gotta pick our winner for Nelly.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, here we okay.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so you got the yeah.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, did you want a drum roll?
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, but I'm ready for that.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: And the the nice thing is we only had four people qualifying for this part.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: So there's really all I only had to write four different names.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: And hold on a second.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: I folded it 19 times.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, before you go any further, Beth, God bless you.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: Beth goes 100% knew what Scott was going to say.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Tune in Tokyo, LMAO!
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Beth! Oh, that's sweet.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: The old sound.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: The winner of the Nelly Party Pit Tickets and the signed guitar is Shana! Shannon! Woo! Oh my god! I am so excited!
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: You guys made my first day! Yeah, did she actually play with us on the first day of school that she was teaching Spanish?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: So congratulations to you, Shana!
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: We'll see you tomorrow at Tags.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Anybody else you need tickets?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Tagstickets.com or hit me up today, Horseheads Do It Center Noon to 1.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: I have side stage.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: What have we learned in the past four minutes, my friends?
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  SPEAKER_02: That K-pop has to be from Korea.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it has to, though.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: But the K part of it has to be there.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: And and we've also uh, well, brought back tune in Tokyo.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, does K-pop have to all because of Ed Sheeran owning the nipple batsuit?
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: Waiting.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: What what are you?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: AI ing this?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh! Artists are no longer strictly confined to the country.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I think in the beginning, it was meant to be that.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: I understand.