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DONKEY: 'Beef Bandit' Arrested After Stealing Hundreds Of Dollars Worth Of Meat · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was born to dunkee. It's the Donkey of the Dead.
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  Speaker 2: Ny bunch of the Donkey Toad, that Devil's Possible.
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: Wow Donkey Today for Tuesday, August twenty six, goes to
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  Speaker 3: a Louisiana man named Michael R.
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  Speaker 1: Doin.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Michael is fifty seven years old and he is
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  Speaker 3: facing felony charges this morning. Did you know that in
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  Speaker 3: America you can be arrested for having too much meat
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  Speaker 3: in your pants? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Envy, I see the twinkle in your eye.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see the twins in your eye, and I
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  Speaker 3: heard the flooded in your heart when I say that day. Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: fifty seven year old Michael R. Doin was arrested for
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  Speaker 3: having excessive meat in his paints.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, the Livingston Paris Sheriff's office is calling him.
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  Speaker 2: The beef bandit.
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  Speaker 1: Nvy?
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  Speaker 3: Are you typing so aggressively on your phone? Jeff, look
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  Speaker 3: at his phone. I bet he's googling Louisian to be
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  Speaker 3: banded right now? You want to meet, You want to
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  Speaker 3: see the meat. You want to have to meet? We
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  Speaker 3: have the meats is wrong? Tell me your mouth is water,
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  Speaker 3: and what I'll tell me. Your mouth is water and
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  Speaker 3: this is not sound like Diddy. Do you want to
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  Speaker 3: hear what happened? Let's go to Louisiana First News for
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  Speaker 3: report Polease.
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  Speaker 4: A man with more than seventy prior arrest is accused
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  Speaker 4: of stealing packs of frozen meat from a neighborhood walmart
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  Speaker 4: in Denham Springs. Deputy say Michael Ardwan left the store
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  Speaker 4: this morning without paying for several items. Witnesses telling law
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  Speaker 4: enforcement on the scene that they saw the suspects stuffing
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  Speaker 4: packs of meat into his pants. They eventually caught up
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  Speaker 4: with him and arrested him. Deputy say he stole around
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  Speaker 4: eight hundred dollars of meat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what the problem is in this story, okay.
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  Speaker 3: According to officers, they recovered two packs of lean Hamburger
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  Speaker 3: meat valued at sixty four to ninety four, as well
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  Speaker 3: as four packs of Ribbis valued that a one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and thirty one dollars and fifty six cents, several packs
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  Speaker 3: of Angus Ribby's valued at two hundred and ninety one
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  Speaker 3: dollars thirty six cents. The Sheriff's office also discovered that
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  Speaker 3: more packs and meat were taken from another area or
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  Speaker 3: another store. Okay, this man stole three hundred dollars a
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  Speaker 3: meat from Sam's.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Three things here. Number one, somebody cookout got canceled. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: there was a barbecue happening that did not happen.
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  Speaker 1: No more.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, our Michael was about to hit a lick with
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  Speaker 3: this meat. Okay, he was about to sell this to someone,
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  Speaker 3: and uh, you know, you know, they just didn't get it.
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  Speaker 3: R groceries just too damn high. Okay, the price of
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  Speaker 3: groceries are just too damn high, and folks gotta eat.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not justifying his stealing. I'm just saying, with the
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  Speaker 3: price of groceries nowadays, I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 1: We don't hear about this more. Okay, But don't feel
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  Speaker 1: sorry for Michael.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no. See, Michael is just a kleptomaniac.
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  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna clinically diagnose him.
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  Speaker 3: He's just because I can't cause I'm not a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: But he is just a serial thief. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: mean he steals fruit loops, corn pop sentiment too, his crunch. No,
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  Speaker 3: he just steals a lot. In fact, he has an
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  Speaker 3: extensive theft conviction history, including seventy four of us okay,
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  Speaker 3: twenty six of them for theft with nine convictions. According
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  Speaker 3: to the law, if you have two or more theft convictions,
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  Speaker 3: new charges are upgraded. So Michael is being charged with
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  Speaker 3: two felony counts of theft and traffic citations. Now there's
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  Speaker 3: something else that's bothering me about this story, and it's
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  Speaker 3: what I read at the bottom of this news report.
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  Speaker 3: The stolen meat was returned to the stores, but it
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  Speaker 3: will not be destroyed. Oh no, it will be destroyed. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: the packs will have to be destroyed. I don't eat
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  Speaker 3: beef anymore because I gotta keep my cholesterol down and
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  Speaker 3: I'm focused on my heart health. But if I did
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  Speaker 3: still eat meat, I would eat to meet that was
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  Speaker 3: in this man's pants.
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  Speaker 1: I know you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, justinnber youre telling me you wouldn't need to meet
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  Speaker 3: that was in this man's pants.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, actually I'm not. I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 5: So whether it was his meat or somebody else's meat,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: You just can't destroy eight hundred pounds of meat. You
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  Speaker 3: gotta donate those ribotis to a zoo. Now, they were
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  Speaker 3: still in the pack like once they come out the pack,
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  Speaker 3: hit the real whatever germs and Michael's parents they'll get
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  Speaker 3: grilled too. I just don't think you should waste any
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  Speaker 3: meat just because it was in a man's pants. I'm
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  Speaker 3: alone on this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, give Michael Ard doing the sweet Times and the
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  Speaker 1: Hamilton's Police.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 6: You're rich, dog, gee all the day.
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  Speaker 1: Gee, you all rich. If that man's meat would have
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  Speaker 1: got eat, I know you would have it would.
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  Speaker 3: Have got ate.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, it would have got ate, You would have ate it.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Why did you give him dunky today?
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  Speaker 3: If you would have ate his meat because he stole
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  Speaker 3: it and he's got a history of stealing. Of course
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  Speaker 3: you don't care because you're a cereal. Boost your damnself. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: and I will boost some steaks. Do you know how
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  Speaker 3: high steaks are now? People they're like thirty forty dollars,
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  Speaker 3: but the people.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly do you think people got thirty forty.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars to spend?
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  Speaker 5: They don't even have school money for their kids.
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  Speaker 2: Damn?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes, I'm steal some.
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  Speaker 5: Damn steak, damn and get and and and give it
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  Speaker 5: to the full bank.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want you to steal steak. So can you
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  Speaker 7: shout out your messy glasses vision right now? So people,
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  Speaker 7: not right now because I have something else.
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  Speaker 3: Play game?
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not playing a game. You never want to
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  Speaker 1: play game no more. You want to know what race?
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  Speaker 3: This man's meeting is so bad, don't you?
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  Speaker 1: Michael? Are doing? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Are doing? Damn? Yeah, that's played.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 8: his one of his grandkids to see The Buzz Lightyear. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: and there is a lesbian couple in the movie to
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  Speaker 8: have a baby.
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  Speaker 9: What a woman?
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  Speaker 10: how she have a baby with a woman? She would want?
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  Speaker 10: I didn't come in for this, came watching still movie.
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  Speaker 10: have a baby?
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  Speaker 7: the phone lines eight hundred five, eight five, one oh
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  Speaker 5: A woman and a woman made a baby, and that
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  Speaker 5: baby wanted to know how that's a valid question. Why
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