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- 0:00so I've been thinking about Highlander lately I think about Highlander all the
- 0:04time I'm just thinking about like the world of Highlander so I think to have
- 0:08an advantage and have a chance at becoming like the only one you'd have to
- 0:14become a like die hundreds of years ago yeah that would be imagine like tomorrow
- 0:20you get shot and then you wake up and you're now Immortal you don't know how
- 0:25to fight with the sword welcome to multiple nerd Gam GM with your hosts
- 0:32Matt Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your
- 0:37guide to All Things
- 0:43nerdy that's true I know a little bit these guys been that's what they do I
- 0:49did a brief long sword course years back yep yep I've done
- 0:53fencing but I really don't think that Parry repost is going to really go up
- 0:57against the Kiran and that sword with the spikes coming out of it cuz running
- 1:01him through with a rapia is not going to do anything well it might hurt yeah cuz
- 1:05that's not even the fact that like you haven't had a lot you don't use swords
- 1:08but they've been using swords for battle for before that's fair it's a very valid
- 1:14point I was going to say also as as time goes on and there's less of them you're
- 1:19all going to be worse at it anyway worse at highing is it he's he's not a Highlander
- 1:25a Highlander is not an immortal right no he's a Highlander CU he's from the
- 1:28Highland he from Scotland when I was when I was young I used to think oh you
- 1:32know they're all Highlanders but they're not I mean K's not a Highlander he's
- 1:35[ __ ] and that's what sort of tried me off at the start I was about to say when
- 1:38you turn into a Highlander yeah which you don't you turn Immortal I think if
- 1:43you said that anyone who's not an absolute [ __ ] would know what you're
- 1:45talking about or an alien But as time goes on right there's going to be less
- 1:49of them less and more they're not aliens anymore Luke did you know this wait what
- 1:54they R conned it when how they R oh no wait they didn't yeah they R con that
- 2:00they're no longer from the planet Ze cuz there's a director's cut right oh of
- 2:05Highlander 2 yeah and they took out the line where he said it was 500 years ago
- 2:09because I guess someone pointed out that a lot of the events take place makes no
- 2:13[ __ ] sense far far in the distant past past 500 years so there there is a
- 2:20there is a revised Edition where some of that garbage has been changed what a
- 2:25[ __ ] disaster I know Highlander 2 is how did that
- 2:30though oh no I like it too for what it is but just it's not a Highlander
- 2:35Highlander too to be honest it's also kind of more interesting because it's
- 2:39such a [ __ ] disaster cuz yeah you're like how did this happen oh it wasn't a
- 2:42Highlander movie it was just some other script and they were like could we just
- 2:46call that Islander too and get the people from Highlander to be we we need
- 2:49a sequel right now I can probably write you a script by tomorrow that will take
- 2:54too long find me a script right now it's been a long time since I've seen it but
- 2:59what what was the excuse for strong Connor's character to come back
- 3:04money no no I meant Oh in the in the in
- 3:08the editorially old Connor McLoud remembers that Ramirez once told him if
- 3:15you ever need me call my name and so he just yells out
- 3:19Ramirez and that just brings sha Connor's character back to life does
- 3:24that does that work for everyone now I don't know and it certainly wasn't set
- 3:28up in the first movie or he would have just done it straight away or or ever
- 3:32followed up on yeah that's right mind you that movie Highlander 2 as [ __ ] as
- 3:39it is is Shan Conor's greatest performance and every frame that he's on
- 3:44screen is is Cinematic gold and none of the other Highlander movies have
- 3:49hoverboards so that's right yeah Michael
- 3:53iide driving a train really fast yes I think I'm going to have to go and watch
- 3:58them all again yeah there's probably even more that you
- 4:02haven't seen too there's like six movies or something isn't there yeah Highlander
- 4:06endgame was the last one I remember oh there's more after that Matt I'm sorry
- 4:10to say yeah yeah not end game was end game the one where they had show there
- 4:16was multiple television shows because the Watchers got their own spin-off
- 4:20Raven got his own spin-off [ __ ] hell yeah for something that barely any
- 4:25people know about there was a lot of content speaking of Highlander they were
- 4:30just shooting the Dexter follow the Revival they're calling it Dexter
- 4:35Revival um halfway between here and my Vermont place oh wow oh so you could
- 4:42have offered them accommodation have gone and seen Clancy
- 4:45Brown yeah Clancy why I mentioned why why I mentioned Highlander cuz Clancy
- 4:51Brown's in it he is so what else has been happening this week well Luke Matt
- 4:57and I are just waiting to your
- 5:00news yeah okay so you've promoted and when the listeners find out what it is
- 5:06they're going to be waiting to hear the news too ah so something I got a weird
- 5:13email this week and I don't know why you do know
- 5:19why I I okay I'm starting to feel that I am the chosen one for Scientology mhm
- 5:25okay MH yeah yeah they chose you to become a member of scient ology and you
- 5:30accept it I think they try to make everybody feel that way just quietly but
- 5:35go on mhm they have now offered me a position of Minister okay you've done
- 5:42all the training uh well they they think you have for some reason yeah you've
- 5:46done all you all that you need to become a minister in the Scientology church he
- 5:52has done well what what it really is is they've done a food drive and they want
- 5:57people to volunteer to hand it out in a parking lot but they're being called
- 6:01volunteer ministers but it's just oh okay just find it weird that do you get
- 6:05any kind of certification because I think this might be worth doing just
- 6:11just for your minister sh to La give out some food and oh it's in La is it well
- 6:16you left that [ __ ] part out of the story when you were telling it luk so
- 6:20before you start condescending to me also when he initially told us about it
- 6:24he said that they've asked him to become a reverend which yeah I I messed up on the word
- 6:30no only because you didn't mention anything about the food driver or
- 6:32anything and I thought they I it sounded like you literally and I mean this may
- 6:36have been what you thought when you first saw the email but I thought you
- 6:38were like they want you to [ __ ] take over and teach the other Scientologist
- 6:43how scient yeah to to take a congregation A Flock if you will under
- 6:48his wing mhm or his tentacle depending on what they have I don't I don't know
- 6:55see to me it's just sort of weird why La
- 6:58have just kept me to me you'd be like hey he lives in CRA let's send this
- 7:04information over to the cra's office and they can deal with you don't give them a
- 7:07hints on here they're almost certainly listening to this yeah not only that
- 7:11Matt but I was in CRA this weekend Luke and I had a great dinner at a sushi
- 7:16restaurant that really looked after us and gave us some some great freebies as
- 7:19well when they found out it was Luke's birthday um and then Luke said there's
- 7:23somewhere else I want to take you and then we rounded a corner and there was
- 7:27the [ __ ] Church of Scientology now he then claimed we were going to a video
- 7:31game bar that was like a couple of doors down from that but you know right so you
- 7:37he's converted you now yeah yeah I tell you what though I tell you
- 7:42what it's not fun being the oldest [ __ ] person in a
- 7:47pub yeah we were that was say you didn't have to worry about that this weekend
- 7:53Luke yeah that's right Follow by me but no the the next youngest people that W
- 7:58with us were like at least 15 years younger than us yeah I was expecting
- 8:03people to come up and say are you here to pick up your
- 8:07kids well the scary thing is that you could
- 8:12be I haven't been I didn't go to camra 15 years ago luk I want that known I
- 8:18watched uh I watched a Trilogy of movies this week that just got some it's not
- 8:23enough to just watch one movie no it wasn't enough I had to I had to go all
- 8:27in and uh it's it's got some let's say it's got some dated humor in it I
- 8:32watched the Crocodile Dundee Trilogy oh
- 8:37wow I don't think I've seen the third one no I don't think I've seen the third
- 8:42one either the technically I would say the third one might be the best one from
- 8:46a from a from a story point I mean it's still it's the same [ __ ] it's literally
- 8:51the same jokes cuz one and two are the same movie pretty much aren't they well
- 8:55sort of I barely remembered to it's just one in Reverse right so the first one
- 9:00yeah kind of yeah so if I mean listen you've probably seen these Crocodile
- 9:04Dundee it's like ' 80s movie that basically cashed in on the fact that
- 9:08people thought Australia was cool and and Australia AUST is cool yeah but that
- 9:12that like they were you know idiots basically who didn't know much about big
- 9:18cities and he's a he's a crocodile hunter from the Northern Territory he
- 9:22doesn't know anything and then the first half of the movie set in Australia
- 9:25because this American journalist goes to investigate him and then he goes to New
- 9:29York with her and you get to see a butt yeah that's true first thong I'd ever
- 9:34seen in a film yep and it had a crocodile coming at it
- 9:39so bonus wouldn't you Matt wouldn't you
- 9:43she's awful by the way yeah right CU she
- 9:48she's her character she has a boyfriend in New York right who they who I mean
- 9:54they seem to be in a fairly serious relationship she goes to Australia falls
- 9:58in love with MC dunde and doesn't mention the fact that she's
- 10:02got a boyfriend or anything she just says come back to come back to New York
- 10:06invites him back come back to New York with me and then they get there and she
- 10:09just starts making out with this other dude and he's like that's weird and then
- 10:14had they done anything by then yep and and then she's kind of just like
- 10:20it's never even addressed she's just kind of like with one and then she's
- 10:23with the other and then at one point the the the American boyfriend proposes to
- 10:28her and mix like I'll go home then and that's when that big finale happens you
- 10:33know he walks across everybody's heads at the subway it's because she runs down
- 10:35the stairs and she goes I've decided I'm not going to marry whatever his name is
- 10:39like this is [ __ ] weird that is weird I have noticed that this is very much an
- 10:43American thing like The Bachelor moves like Bachelor parties and stuff like
- 10:48that it's always you can do Bachelor can do whatever he wants get La do all that
- 10:54or the other thing is where you always see like there's a couple in a
- 10:58relationship and and then it's okay just to move on to someone else yeah right
- 11:03well making sense it just it I didn't remember I obviously watched this as a
- 11:08kid I think we watched these in school actually yeah would have been yeah they
- 11:13were uh I can't be bothered to teach today watch this I think you mean
- 11:18important cultural icons yeah but yeah their relationship is very strange and
- 11:24until the second one and that then they're just kind of they're dating but
- 11:29yeah the second one's kind of in Reverse he's moved to New York but then the the
- 11:33plot of the second one is that they've moved to New York her ex husband who's
- 11:38someone she was dating before all of the stuff I just told you about her
- 11:41ex-husband who's a reporter is in South America investigating these cocaine
- 11:46Smugglers gets killed but he sent her a film with incriminating photos of this
- 11:52[ __ ] drug dealer so now this drug cartel comes after them I have literally
- 11:57no memory of this so a drug cartel kidnaps her he rescues her and then the
- 12:03police are like we'll put you in protective custody and he's like no
- 12:05worries I know where to go it's the place that I'm from that everybody knows
- 12:08where I'm from because it's famous now because I'm from there we'll go there so
- 12:13he takes her back to can I just clarify something so he was a reporter as well
- 12:17the ex-husband yep correct but instead of sending it to the police or the
- 12:24company he works for which would love that information who's paying for him he
- 12:27sends it to his ex in fact he calls the DEA and he says I've got these photos
- 12:31and they like sent them to me and he goes no I've sent them somewhere else
- 12:35don't worry about it there's actually a scene that says that yes oh send them to
- 12:39you [ __ ] yes that's what I should have done I sent them to my ex-wife who I not
- 12:43spoken to in in very long time but I've left her a voicemail to explain the
- 12:48situation and I think I think she left the country at one point I don't even
- 12:51know if she's still around well because he calls and then it's a voicemail
- 12:55that's like it's MC dundy Going H this is apparently this is an answering
- 12:58machine or something something anyway leave a message bye and then he's like
- 13:03I'll left [ __ ] drug mail drug photos to you yeah that sounds like my ex-wife
- 13:10yeah ex yeah exactly and then uh and then she gets kidnapped by a drug cartel
- 13:15they come back to Australia that the drug cartel follows them to Australia oh
- 13:19yeah and and J kept pointing out at this point like they're no longer a threat
- 13:24this is just pure [ __ ] Vengeance drug cartels tailed them to to the Northern
- 13:29Territory and are pursuing them through the bush to murder them like what uh
- 13:35what nationality are the they kept the film they didn't send it to anyone else
- 13:39as well I think well that's I can't remember I think they gave it to the DEA
- 13:43halfway through the movie I think okay um they're from Colombia I'm pretty sure
- 13:48right okay so they are South American yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah mhm yeah
- 13:54just wanted to make sure that the film was playing on that stereotype as well
- 13:58yes yeah exactly and uh and so then they go through the
- 14:01bush and you know with the help of the local aboriginals and the um the uh it
- 14:07was his mate his tour guide mate they um smart them and with Hy Jinks and stuff
- 14:12that little guy in the Safari suit that's him yeah uh and then the third
- 14:17one is they've got a kid now and she she gets offer at a job her dad owns a
- 14:24newspaper the guy who ran the newspaper in New York died in in sorry in Los
- 14:28Angeles died and they need someone to take over the Los Angeles branch of the
- 14:31newspaper she gets off of the job and Mick's like oh yeah let's go so they
- 14:35move to Los Angeles okay because that point him and her who are married in
- 14:39real life actually do live in La by then yeah presumably yeah cuz they cuz they
- 14:44had to leave Australia because he had touched yeah dodged his taxes but the
- 14:51third one actually has the best plot cuz the plot is there's a film studio right
- 14:56they're making these flops they're making the third one none of these films
- 14:59have made any any money and the newspaper like why are they still making
- 15:03these movies and it turns out that what they're doing is they're
- 15:07smuggling um paintings that were believed to have been blown up during a
- 15:12war from Yugoslavia they're smuggling them into the country as props cuz
- 15:17they've set up a a film company they film half in Yugoslavia half in La they
- 15:22film on the sets in Yugoslavia then they have to move the set to Los Angeles and
- 15:27the paintings are part of the set dressed right so they smuggle these
- 15:30paintings in and then and then they swap them out and then the plot is at the end
- 15:34of the movie they're going to burn the set down as part of the film to cover
- 15:37everything up and I'm like that's the best plot they've come up with so far
- 15:40yeah not bad also how old is this movie that there's still a Yugoslavia is this pre1
- 15:461991 I pretty sure that these are all 80s I don't know when the third one came
- 15:52out uh I I think I assumed the third one
- 15:56was years later yeah I thought that even like in the last 20 years crocodile
- 16:02I kind of want to watch this now there's a new one too right there's a movie
- 16:08called what's the name of it it's it's where Paul Hogan plays himself in a
- 16:12movie about how he can't play any role except Crocodile Dundee okay apparently
- 16:17is quite good oh sorry 2001 Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles yeah yeah right I
- 16:23thought it might have been in yeah in the 2000s good old Yugoslavia circuit
- 16:292001 that makes it even more interesting that they they decided to uh to keep the
- 16:34the theme of of the homophobic humor well well into 2001 yeah cuz there was a
- 16:39bit of that a a it yeah yeah there's that bit in the first one they're at the
- 16:44bar and then there's a there's a a transexual no transgender transgender
- 16:50well I mean back then sexually assaults you wouldn't have referred to them that
- 16:53way but yeah exactly right he there's a there's a he's hitting on a girl at the
- 16:57bar it's going well and then one of his men friends is like Mick that's
- 17:01a and he's like what so he grabs a junk and goes you're a bloke and then
- 17:08everyone in the bar starts laughing and uh she runs out crying so that's a great
- 17:11scene yeah lovely lovely and that's the hero of the film that does that is it
- 17:16yep mhm yep and then in the second one ah the80s in the second one there's a
- 17:22guy he's going to jump off a building in New York that's right and so he wanders
- 17:26outside just wanders around and he's like what you doing mate and they're
- 17:29having a chat and then it's it's s very silly mhm but then the guys are like I
- 17:34can't do it and they start hugging and the guy goes guys I just can't take it
- 17:38anymore you know I can't believe you know it's over we've broken up I love
- 17:43him and then he he goes him and like pushes the guy away and then falls off
- 17:48the building wow that was the 80s for you
- 17:54yeah yeah and in the third one which again filmed in 2001 they walk into a
- 17:59bar in Los Angeles that says Cowboys enter for free and uh and then there
- 18:03obviously you know a transgendered person at the door they walk in they
- 18:07walk out with a funny look on their face and his friend goes that must be one of
- 18:10those bars and and then he goes I think you're supposed to call them gay
- 18:17homosexuals and then and then they wander off and I was like all right it's
- 18:21not even a joke this goes this goes back to what we were talking about before
- 18:25which is the if your joke doesn't have a punchline it's not a joke that's the
- 18:29only one in the third movie but it's all right I kind of want to watch them now
- 18:32and then Young Einstein oh Young Einstein was good look I got tell you
- 18:36the first crocodile D it's pretty good it's a bit weird and yeah I watched it I
- 18:40mean several years ago now but you know it's pretty good long after see why it
- 18:44was I can see why it was such a hit back then it's still watchable it's got some
- 18:48weird you know out ofate stuff in it but it's pretty good the second one I could
- 18:53I could leave it's probably got more Aboriginal cast members than any other
- 18:57movie from the80s except for possibly the howling three yeah the second one I
- 19:02think is more so cuz there's a whole bunch of of of people who help him out
- 19:05at the end like all all just cuz it's all set in Australia and they you know
- 19:09like he uses the um [ __ ] bull roarer to summon summon the local AB original
- 19:15tribe and they come and help him and they [ __ ] with the drug cartel as well
- 19:20where did you watch these Matt where are they available uh watched them I don't
- 19:24know about where you guys would watch them the first one was on Showtime
- 19:27anywhere uh and then the other two were on Hulu I'm thinking Prime oh wait no
- 19:32Prime you're right yeah yeah two and three were on Prime not
- 19:36Hulu um yeah I mean he's he's Charming in these he's fine I mean yeah third one
- 19:42he's losing his charm a bit actually he's worse in the third one his
- 19:46performance doing it for paycheck and not even money he got to keep money to
- 19:50give back to the Australian federal government yeah oh and the third one has
- 19:55Mike Tyson in it does it cuz Mick and his kid are walking through the park and
- 20:00there's a bloke there doing some medit doing some yoga and the kid goes what's
- 20:04that guy doing and they go over and it's Mike Tyson and he goes I'm just
- 20:07meditating and then he teaches him how to meditate wow um one and two are on St
- 20:14okay okay I got Stan I can get in on that I'm just got to go through like 20
- 20:19streaming services to find out what's on what so if you can uh I don't know I
- 20:25feel like it's not something I would recommend someone who's never seen it to watch yeah
- 20:31honestly except maybe the first one maybe the first one the first one's
- 20:35still quite you know Charming it's the rest of them I think I don't know like I
- 20:41said the third one I guess has the best plot but still it's garbage so what's
- 20:45the sun doing while they're being pursued by drug lords through the bush
- 20:50oh he doesn't exist in the second one oh I see that's the second one right yeah
- 20:55he third one's all Hollywood and actually that's a good point and the
- 20:59third one I don't know where he is during the Final Act he's supposed to be
- 21:04because they hire a nanny except it's not a nanny it's his friend from
- 21:07Australia who's also at the studio having the final confrontation so I
- 21:11don't know where their son is at that point Dan I have a feeling that number
- 21:15three is in Italy yeah yeah I I do know where the kid is the kids with his
- 21:20teacher the kid is in Italy yeah yeah the kid is with his teacher I've I've
- 21:25just remembered it is explained don't ride in convenient all those crocodile hunter in Los
- 21:31Angeles fans don't write in crocodile hunter Crocodile Dundee they want to bch
- 21:36Steve owens's name yeah well I mean he is a crocodile hunter I suppose isn't he
- 21:39he is yeah I mean in the first one in that scene we've already talked about
- 21:43where Linda kazlowski is in a thong swimsuit and then gets attacked by a
- 21:47crocodile he comes in and stabs that [ __ ] through the [ __ ] skull is the
- 21:52most badass thing I've ever seen in my life and then she goes is it dead and he
- 21:58goes well it's not dead I'm going to have a hard time skinning it w waa
- 22:03waa I do love that bit I think it's just before then where like you see him
- 22:07shaving with a razor and then he sees the girl come so he PS the razor away
- 22:10and gets out his big knife and pretends he was doing it with the knife it's like
- 22:14it's pretty good it's got some good stuff like that in it it really does sum
- 22:18up what the Australian media wanted everyone to think about Australia in
- 22:23the80s yeah totally now there's some funny stuff so that's what I did this
- 22:29week speaking of movies the Oscars were on oh today today for us last night for
- 22:34you yeah they were yeah and um actually for most part all the winners were quite
- 22:40deserving um a couple of things that I thought were funny number one M David
- 22:45Finch's new film I got to watch that which uh copied the sets and the
- 22:52cinematography of Citizen Kane won the Oscars for sets and cinematography which
- 22:58gives it two more Oscars than Cinema Kane Citizen Kane everone that's great
- 23:03which is fantastic and number number two
- 23:08did you guys see who presented the award for best editing no okay no I haven't
- 23:14watched anything actually it was an actor you may have heard of called
- 23:17Harrison Ford right okay comes out to present the word yeah you might have
- 23:22been yeah okay played the crocodile and uh he came out and just said
- 23:29I'm going to read to you a list of notes
- 23:32the studio gave before Blade Runner and he
- 23:37just read the list really yeah yeah what a [ __ ] Champ yeah I know and then he
- 23:44puts it back in his pocket and goes the editing process can be frustrating here
- 23:50are the nominees for the best editor that's great mhm he does not give
- 23:56a [ __ ] I mean you have to go through I'm going to I'm going to have to watch this
- 24:00now insert the clip opening too choppy why is his voice over track so terrible
- 24:06good he sounds drugged were they drugged Decker at the piano is
- 24:12interminable flash you listening to why do we need the third cut to the EG cut
- 24:18to the eggs this movie gets worse every
- 24:26screening all right that's good mhm so is there anything that won awards this
- 24:33year that I would watch absolutely not the Oscars Soul Oscars isn't for soul
- 24:38won best soundtrack that's all I know I think it won best animated film as well
- 24:43so number one that's another Oscar to attakus Ross and um yeah Trent resner
- 24:49for their score which is well deserved Matt I think you agree yeah it's
- 24:53beautiful I mean all their scores are great but this one was Next Level what I
- 24:57feel the Oscars art it's a circle jerk where Hollywood packed itself on the
- 25:02back to go where great people actually go to the movie
- 25:06and watch watch it they don't they aren't enjoying the movies that are here
- 25:11this is all I read a an article I can't even remember what it was but it was
- 25:16just someone said I don't even remember where I said this but something about
- 25:19how the Oscars are unique in that you have no idea what it is that they're
- 25:23going to take into a consideration when they decide who wins it could just be
- 25:26like how successful the movie was was it could be you have no idea what anybody
- 25:30any one person's criteria was or why why why any film one I remember that year
- 25:37where like Lord of the Rings won all of them yeah but then there's been years
- 25:42where they're like if you're a studio Blockbuster you're not getting a look in
- 25:46yeah yeah and things like see any of the Marvel or DC movies really winning
- 25:51except for sde
- 25:54Squad yeah movies will win like a ation
- 25:58prizes sometimes almost it's like it's just it's all I mean it's you're right
- 26:03it is very it's like a popularity contest almost yeah but only the people in that small
- 26:09group vote Yes the academy is also made
- 26:13up of actors yeah yes um of course the razis were on last night as well they
- 26:19happen at the same time as the the Oscars every year how did Adam Sandler
- 26:24do I don't know if he even had any films out this was that awful Halloween one
- 26:29wasn't that last year yeah that was last year was it I didn't or maybe it was 2019
- 26:35maybe Terri it's all a blur well the the winner of worst film um is a documentary
- 26:42called absolute proof which apparently proves the um voting fraud
- 26:49conspiracy and um worst actor was given to the filmmaker who also hosts that
- 26:56documentary so worst actress worst supporting actress
- 27:02and worst screenplay all go to that movie where sea the pop star tries to
- 27:06write a movie about what it's like to be autistic yeah I heard about that that's
- 27:11I've heard of that yeah yeah and worst supporting actor goes to Rudy Giuliani
- 27:17for uh for Bor out subsequent movie film God
- 27:24can he really get that when he wasn't acting he was
- 27:29mate the Raz the Razzi is just the razis is just a [ __ ] Circle joke mate it's
- 27:36all I don't think that is though no Integrity my favorite razi is um is uh
- 27:42show Girls when um I can't think of his [ __ ] name you know his name Dan Paul
- 27:47veren Paul veren showed up he's the only director ever to show up to accept his
- 27:51award in person that's great and did he did he collect it and
- 27:55go it's a satire he no he got up and and said the audience said thank you very
- 28:01much and then he went and sat down that's great see for me the razis I I
- 28:07sort of feel more in touch with the razis than I do the Academy Awards you
- 28:11still haven't seen any of them Luke no did you watch parasite last year Luke
- 28:16doesn't like movies parasite was great parasite was excellent what was the best
- 28:20picture this year oh I know the answer to that it's uh [ __ ] what's it called
- 28:24it's called Nomad land Nomad land yeah which is very good good I mean Luke
- 28:29don't watch it it's not your kind of movie sounds like it's about cyber Punk
- 28:322077 yeah that's right it's about monsters and spaceships and slapstick
- 28:38comedy all right I guess I have to check it out now what is it really um it's it's a very
- 28:43touching um boring story about a woman who lives in
- 28:49a van and um okay travels America and
- 28:54it's about how sometimes film adaptation of that Chris Farley
- 28:58character down by the river no it's it's just a kind of a poignant story about
- 29:04how you can you can only when you have nothing are you truly free and therefore
- 29:10have everything okay interesting lovely movie yeah very improvised you know very
- 29:16Art House I want a bunch right a bunch of things yeah yeah yeah it was very
- 29:22good it lovely movie H Matt I don't know
- 29:25if you've seen a a film uh met 1989 so I don't know if you interested in movies
- 29:31in the year 1989 um or and you probably weren't interested in this one but it
- 29:35was called Batman the movie I don't know if you've heard of that sorry yeah like
- 29:39it's like a man who dresses like a bat and fights crime I don't know it's not
- 29:42like a baseball bat not really your thing yeah as far as I know that's why
- 29:45they call him the Batman yeah yeah that makes sense um yeah anyway St uh St
- 29:51Michael Keaton uh oh the the comedian the comedian from Beetlejuice yeah
- 29:56started beetle juu and um uh of course
- 30:00we being we said him death threats cuz he's comedian he should not be in this
- 30:05yeah that's right yeah that's that's certainly The Logical and sane thing to
- 30:09do I think it's funny because obviously he was our first Batman and so we just
- 30:14know him as Batman and potentially one of the most awesome Batmans that there
- 30:18has ever been um if he's not the very best he's still in the top three you
- 30:24know he's second to Adam West I think that story so for listeners
- 30:29who don't know Michael Keaton did get death threats when he was cast as Batman
- 30:33because people like Batman fans were like he can't he you can't be Batman I'm
- 30:37going to [ __ ] kill you to make sure you're not Batman this is back before
- 30:40the internet and Twitter and all that people were right this also when only
- 30:46Adam wested played him like who did they want so I wonder is that the first
- 30:52example of like CU I mean obviously this probably happens to actors who get cast
- 30:57in very well-known roles all the time was a comic book yeah I wonder if this
- 31:02is one of the first examples of that but then also what a [ __ ] middle finger
- 31:07that film is to all of those critics I know like because he's fantastic yep
- 31:13he's good the movie is good the only thing that's not good about that is the
- 31:18pop songs that everyone was forced to include yeah the Prince soundtrack that
- 31:23nobody except some person at the studio wanted yeah um but it may pleased you to
- 31:28know Matt uh if you like Michael Katon as Batman and I know you do and Luka I
- 31:32know you do too like confirmed returning to the role of Batman in the upcoming
- 31:39Flash movie that's [ __ ] rad confirmed filming it now Ezra don't know if it's
- 31:46going to be like a scene or big part don't care M it could be one second they
- 31:52could walk past him and he just Winks at the camera yeah no I I know the context
- 31:58if you want to know it might be a spoiler I know the context for it
- 32:02listeners skip ahead two minutes if you don't want to hear a spoiler this could
- 32:06be I mean this might be not true I read this online but the but my understanding
- 32:09of the context is that the you know the flash can travel backwards and forwards
- 32:12in time we've established Justice League so somehow The Flash ends up in a
- 32:18parallel universe where Michael Keaton's Batman is Batman and he and and this
- 32:25article said that he teams up with Michael Keaton Batman to to you know
- 32:31resolve the film so oh that sounds a bit more than a scene exact that sounds
- 32:36[ __ ] Rad but I've also read that Ben Affleck is in this movie is that conf
- 32:41that's true that's that yeah I read that too yeah this is sounding a little bit
- 32:44like Spider-Man into the spiderverse yeah that's what I thought too so I'm
- 32:50hoping that Ben Affleck gets a better a better shot at playing Batman this time
- 32:55we'll see who in this do we know it's a very good question is is someone Ben
- 33:02Affleck not going to want to kill himself over remember when he was originally
- 33:06going to write and direct the Batman movie and then he went I'm not going to write
- 33:11it I'm going to it's if if it's good I'm going to direct it and then he go B I'm
- 33:17not directing yeah I feels so bad for Imagine cuz imagine that right you're
- 33:21like that they come to you and they're like we want you to be Batman you can
- 33:24write and direct a Batman film be like it's so [ __ ]
- 33:28yeah and play Batman and then like so he starts training gets into shap he's
- 33:32writing this film he presents the scpt and they're like here's some notes and
- 33:34he's like oh no and then they're like here's some more notes here's some more
- 33:38notes he's like I don't this is not my script anymore I'm not going to direct
- 33:41it all right fine but you are going to be in this other movie and we fired Zack
- 33:45Snider now so here's here's Jos Weeden yeah try not to look too miserable while
- 33:52you do these pickup scenes well that may have
- 33:55helped maybe the director is a gentleman by the name of and I'm going to take a
- 34:01big deep breath here Andre
- 34:07musti who is a sounds Italian yeah
- 34:11Argentinian actually okaying to this um
- 34:15director of it and it chapter 2 all right all right and also 2013 horror
- 34:22movie called Mama yeah he did Evil Dead
- 34:24Am I Wrong did he coming up on my list
- 34:31[Music]
- 35:27Falcon and Winter Soldier I have now okay has Dan no no but I have watched
- 35:34the first two okay and I've gone talk about we could talk about the first two
- 35:38now right I've gone from not at all interested in into quite interested yeah
- 35:44that's what happened to me as well the third not that good okay the the third
- 35:49episodes I found a bit hard to watch I don't know why it is slower in fact ha's
- 35:55bowed out of the third episode and going to push on myself probably after this
- 36:00picked up again really well for last three mhm yeah it's very good and I
- 36:06guess no spoilers but it does I mean by next week I would have definitely seen
- 36:10all of it so it sets up some stuff that clearly is for the next lot of films
- 36:15okay interesting so did you guys watch the trailer for
- 36:19shangqi no no I keep why I've got to say this looks good I wasn't super
- 36:25interested in the next wave Marvel but um I watched this I looked I like Hong
- 36:31Kong action movies and this looks like the best Hong Kong action movie in years
- 36:35I like that actor um I know him from Kim's Convenience I don't know that but it
- 36:42also has Tony long in it that I know from the W car y movies and from
- 36:46infernal Affairs and he's excellent all right I got to watch the cuz I like I
- 36:50said I thought I was burned out on Marvel then I watch Falcon wi Soldier is
- 36:52actually quite good yeah and this looks good too this looks good and that's say
- 36:56with uh Marvel now we do get a little bit of a break it is two months yeah
- 37:03June is Loki right time for some Star Wars in the in the Black
- 37:07Widow widows which I still don't understand that like movie that no that
- 37:13should have come out 3 to 5 years ago yeah yeah cuz not only that bringing her
- 37:18back to life not only that they made it too late and then now it's been delayed
- 37:22so long it's just like oh God the the only thing that can redeem them is if
- 37:26this is some how the best of the Marvel movies and I really don't how possibly
- 37:32be I've seen the trailer I know I couldn't make it
- 37:35through the trailer yeah boring I honest think they've left it too late and it's
- 37:39going to suffer for that it's going to Suffer Well to I mean
- 37:45you're right there because even like James Bond when the [ __ ] is that coming
- 37:49out and now that we even have to go back and refilm because if it if it is this
- 37:54year at all and now they're freaking out because like phone he has is a [ __ ] 2-year-old
- 38:01phone well they seems right apparently yeah they're going to they're going to
- 38:05have to change I don't know they're doing re-shoot but they going to have to
- 38:08fix all the product placement which is [ __ ] bizarre yeah it is bizarre Matt
- 38:13except that it is the way of the future because I don't know if you've seen this
- 38:16article I've put in there but there is a company now who allow you to pay
- 38:21millions of dollars and have your
- 38:24product added in to old movies
- 38:30what yeah what so how does that work it works because movies are being put on
- 38:36streaming they're coming out on Blu-ray and you can pay to have brands that were
- 38:42in those movies replaced with your brand the late Steve McQueen who gave a
- 38:47memorable memorable performance in the movie gra that's it a memorable
- 38:50performance I remember that performance yeah to co that I remember you B that
- 38:56has gone on to advertise a great many things post humously since his death in
- 38:591980 that's [ __ ] weird so Spot the Difference between
- 39:05these two stills from a Chinese TV show well there's Coca-Cola logo on one of
- 39:09them I've spotted the difference yeah yeah wasn't a Hu I I think that was kind
- 39:14of a rhetorical question really yeah so
- 39:17who so who gets paid for this and they'd
- 39:22have to pay the shudio that does adds it but then they'd have to also pay
- 39:28producers nah I think it's just whoever whoever owns the rights to the film and
- 39:33uh and the company who puts them in there so the distributor show Modern
- 39:38Family tried this technology out there you go oh gross it's not even like okay
- 39:44the technology can read an image it understands the depth the motion the
- 39:47fabric anything so it can introduce new Imes so they just kind of [ __ ] slap
- 39:51these in there yeah it's going to be like those Buffy
- 39:55remasters backgr and stuff gross gross in this video for Mexican
- 40:02singer javanni aala cans of beer were added digitally I they could swap that
- 40:07Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones for Gloria Jeans cup go yeah oh we don't have that
- 40:14here it's Dunkin Donuts actually it's not even the same i' take Gloria Jeans
- 40:19over Dunkin Donuts any day hey buddy hey Charlie hey Charlie oh you want to come
- 40:24and say hello oh oh are you
- 40:29okay Dan hitting himself with the mic Dan getting a concussion take two let me
- 40:35just make sure I haven't unplugged that or anything by I can still hear yeah
- 40:39sounds right sound fine just want to check mine just double check you're
- 40:42still recording yeah I am yeah oh hello like
- 40:46Dar like
- 40:51Dar getting the picture no it's all right we don't record why do you put it on so we can
- 40:57see each other's expressions and see if they're laughing at each other's
- 41:02jokes actually it's probably something we're going to have to start doing at
- 41:06some point cuz I'm starting to see a lot of other podcasts now that do have the
- 41:10video just you're right people like to watch the video I
- 41:15mean I guess I'm okay with it but it's it is going to mean I'm going to have to
- 41:20make sure I'm well awake
- 41:24yes but that's a future thing mhm up to you guys maybe I'll put a green screen
- 41:30behind me I'm thinking about getting one as well Dan's got one when I go to work
- 41:36this week and ask for a full day week oh are you you're going to you're
- 41:41going to ask Wednesday's off forever yep I played a video game this
- 41:46week we don't have a lot of huge amount of gaming news this week but I did play
- 41:50briefly I'm not going to go on about it but I played Assassin's Creed valhal a
- 41:53little bit it's good okay good I recommend it to you in particular Dan I
- 41:58think you'd like it okay is this the Viking game we've always wanted it's
- 42:02pretty good yeah yeah how close as you're going to get yeah all right you
- 42:05can uh you can customize your beard and your uh tattoos oh just like in real
- 42:11life you can you can customize your beard if you're playing the male
- 42:14character yes obviously I did switch to the female character but I her voice
- 42:18actor is not doing it for me so okay
- 42:22also beard I got to be able way you're meant to play it is you're meant to play
- 42:28both yeah that's odd that's an interesting thing that they did yeah if
- 42:32you pick the option just to play as both it'll change which character you're
- 42:35playing for different sort of missions and stories converging but no I won't do
- 42:40that it is an interesting concept it's I did enjoy game [ __ ] manic
- 42:46Mansion yes you can well you can switch on the Fly between male and female in it
- 42:53it's interesting yeah it's got uh some of the it's got some of the stupid stuff
- 43:00from very old Assassin's Creed games where you got to collect things that
- 43:03move around the map but so far it hasn't been annoying you know like you collect
- 43:07those pieces of paper I do like the missions the side missions this time
- 43:11about their take on them yeah it's more casual like you don't it's more so like
- 43:15you have to listen to what they're saying cuz it doesn't go hey can you go
- 43:19do kill this Beast or do this and there's no way point to where you got to
- 43:23go you actually have to listen to what they're saying and then follow their directions
- 43:27yeah like if you're walking along hang on we wait's oh I
- 43:34see I got bro a snack he's got so like if you're walking around and and someone
- 43:39starts talking to you and says can you go do this if you don't go do it it's
- 43:44not going to happen cuz you're not going to get a quest marker or a quest log
- 43:48like that you've just got to do it so it's cool you know different take on it
- 43:53and what they the reason for this is they wanted to make it very different to
- 43:57other ones because you're not really going to go in destroy a town steal a
- 44:02lot of supplies and then they're going to turn around go oh can you do this
- 44:06fetch mission for me now totally oh yeah you raid Dan you go out with your in
- 44:11your ship and then you like raid other V go a viking Ste their supplies yeah it's
- 44:16good [ __ ] do you um do recommend it no
- 44:20no no okay no I know what he's going to ask no all right so it's not accurate
- 44:26then not his no hit X hit
- 44:32x no I should play this I don't know why I haven't already no I do know why
- 44:36because I've been [ __ ] wasting my time playing Conan again and consoles
- 44:40have finally finally got the big update so we have all this new [ __ ] we don't
- 44:45have the DLC yet that um PCS have had with the extra map additions but um we
- 44:50do have a bit of a refresh to the to the game play um but our server has been an
- 44:55absolute [ __ ] this week and I haven't been able to on so that's a thing I'm so
- 44:59disappointed with the server situation because it's not that it's like really
- 45:05expensive but it's expensive enough that it should [ __ ] work when I want it
- 45:09right it costs more than one of my TV subscriptions that work mhm so just fix
- 45:14the [ __ ] server it's and then and yeah we've had so many problems and the
- 45:19other thing that bugs me that I know mentioned this to you offline Dan is
- 45:22that if I stop paying for it it goes away forever mhm and they don't email me
- 45:28reminders that it needs to be paid for you just have to log on when it's going
- 45:32to expire and pay for it through the Microsoft store otherwise oh it doesn't
- 45:36Auto renew no no it does not which is why we lost the first server we had Luke
- 45:42and I mean there's there's maybe some leeway because they didn't delete it
- 45:46last time when it they shut it off but they didn't tell me it was shut off I
- 45:49only knew because Dan tried to get on and said where's the server and I went
- 45:51on and said oh I've got to pay for it again and if I had not paid for it in a
- 45:56timely matter they would have deleted it mhm and that's gone exactly what
- 46:00happened the first time which is why we're playing a new server this time cuz
- 46:05you can log in and back it up but it's a backup is good for 30 days and then they
- 46:09delete those two and you can't download them M they just they back them up on
- 46:14their service so I it's just so clunky yeah LC is like why are we playing this game
- 46:21again this game man it's so fun it's fun I've come up with an idea for
- 46:26subscriptions mhm go on cuz you know how a lot of time you have a subscription
- 46:31and then you forget it there but you keep paying for it forever I think that
- 46:35doesn't happen with me the world should come together and after 6 months if you
- 46:39haven't logged into an account it cancels that's the opposite of what
- 46:43companies want yeah I think I'm thinking for the people yeah Luke I think you
- 46:49might be a communist just do people not go look at their credit card statements
- 46:55I mean obviously not what I do occasionally mat I I will admit to is
- 47:00that I'll have a yearly subscription of something that I will decide at some
- 47:04point in the year I'm not going to renew this next year and then one day I'm just
- 47:09like minus $150 I'm like [ __ ] some of them are good and they email you some of
- 47:15them are not and there are some that I I will say for example I think might be
- 47:22one of them mhm where you can't cancel
- 47:26until like the week of and so but they're not going to tell you when that
- 47:31is and then you know I might bleep the name of that that company because I
- 47:34don't know if it is them you like them there's one I do like them I I did
- 47:38cancel mine because it's very expensive and I've watched all the stuff but yeah
- 47:41there are the there's certainly a company that I got charged this year
- 47:47because I couldn't cancel it back when I thought of it cuz they were like oh just
- 47:50cancel it the week before it's du and then they just don't tell you when that
- 47:53is and then yeah so that happens to me but the monthly ones
- 47:57um yeah yeah I see him so I'm putting out for the internet yeah if 6 months if there's no
- 48:04log cancel oh no login yeah see that seems like something Australia would do
- 48:08and America just would not yeah take away my right to [ __ ] charge you yeah
- 48:15exactly not fair Dan you're too crinkly you have to stop moving the bag all
- 48:20right last one you're just jealous I am jealous
- 48:27except it's [ __ ] 8:00 a.m. and I can't eat
- 48:31well [ __ ] you both what do I have you got what do you got Alan's retro party
- 48:36mix what you got very good chips nice see what I did the other day hang on a
- 48:41sec oh it's downstairs now never mind I cleaned up my office it's all it's
- 48:47downstairs now I bought um I had a
- 48:50craving for chocolate right cuz Jenna wanted some dark chocolate and I was
- 48:56like want some milk chocolate and she doesn't like it so I'm like I'm just
- 48:58going to buy some milk chocolate but I don't want American chocolate cuz
- 49:01American chocolate is [ __ ] mhm and I was like what's a nice chocolate that I
- 49:06haven't had in a while this cadb and I was like you know what I remember and I
- 49:09really liked milka remember milka oh yeah the ger German chocolate with like
- 49:14hazelnut mixed into it hazelnut paste so I ordered does it exist there I ordered
- 49:2032 bars of milk of chocolate off Amazon they're in the basement now
- 49:26you'll never Cay for it again you're trying to put him as far away as
- 49:29possible because yeah this okay my my bar is no longer in this closet and
- 49:34neither is my chocolate Supply it's all in the basement cuz it's too dangerous
- 49:38it's just too easy it's too much too much whiskey too close to me MH yeah
- 49:45milk is good for the record I remember it being good I've not had it for a
- 49:49while either I don't eat a lot of chocolate these days but it was big in
- 49:52Australia for a while M like I we had that TV ads for and then just went away
- 49:58yeah Cadre is good you can get Cadbury here but it's not the same it's made by
- 50:01Hershey's and it's just Hershey's ah yeah it was the same in Singapore you
- 50:05could buy tim tams but they were not tim tams yeah cuz my mom sent me a block of
- 50:11cadb chocolate and I was like oh my God it's so good but is chocolate like
- 50:17whiskey where it's like it's got to be this this this this or you can't call it
- 50:21bourbon but if it's this this you know then you could call it Tennessee whiskey
- 50:27I'm not sure I know the the I think the biggest difference here is it's all corn
- 50:31syrup M instead of cane sugar sugar well cane sugar is quite specific to
- 50:38Australia as well all the candy that comes out of Britain is from sugar beets
- 50:43not sugar can is that true yeah I think that's why they're all different over I
- 50:46also think it's something to do with the melting point as well yeah yeah right
- 50:50Australia's got all the cane and some of Southeast Asia has sugar cane as well
- 50:53but not not many countries have sugar cane yeah cuz it's all CU over here but
- 50:58they're all made from Coca so I think that's the one thing that needs to be
- 51:03chocolate yeah ah chocolate but what do I know I don't like chocolate oh I go
- 51:08through phases that that that milk is going to be sitting down there for a bit
- 51:11so I'll become obsessed with something and eat it until I don't want it anymore
- 51:16yeah you either go through it in a day and then not touch it for months exactly
- 51:20when I came back to Australia for some reason I just wanted coconut rough all
- 51:25the time I had one every day for the first maybe two months don't have that
- 51:30here do you know my mom sent me we don't have here Wagon Wheels oh I haven't had
- 51:34one of those in years they were my favorite when I was a kid though yeah so
- 51:38good and um Jenna's mom found darl Lee soft licorice somewhere here I don't
- 51:44know where it is but she bought me two bags of it and I ate it I ate both bags
- 51:49and then I remember you then poop a lot I ate the both bags and then I was
- 51:53sitting there like working and I just and my brain we talked about a guy on this podcast
- 51:59who ate so much licorice that he died and I was like oh [ __ ] so I had to look it
- 52:05up I think he ate more than two bags of it he he did he did yeah I did get n
- 52:11bags or something then because then I started getting stressed and then I was
- 52:15like well now I'm feeling what I'm getting I'm feeling hot and flustered
- 52:18and it could be licorice poisoning but it's not it's just me being stupid I I
- 52:23ate a bag of of darly licorice bullets this week because they are [ __ ] great
- 52:29so good so good uh some new Apple stuff this week they announced yeah because
- 52:36it's the year 1999 and they're going to do multicolored
- 52:40IMAX I like the colored IMAX yeah they look good say I like them uh Luke's not
- 52:45going to give a [ __ ] about any of these products but uh no I got my new computer
- 52:49I'm happy but uh I like color the only the 24 in so it's not one that I would
- 52:55get uh 4 in no one's buying that no people do they buy I mean businesses buy
- 53:01them mostly I think they're good like bus multicolored I don't know I don't know
- 53:07about his decision but yeah your average I think your average Joe wanting a good
- 53:12quality inexpensive inexpensive in air quo computer would probably grab that model
- 53:17iMac machines I mean I don't want to criticize Apple because they are raking
- 53:23in the cash but I find that Apple no longer know whether they audiences
- 53:27professionals or consumers absolutely agree cuz I think they'll put out the 27
- 53:31in right which is one that I might be interested in at some point and I bet it
- 53:36won't be the colorful one it only come out in black and then I well not even
- 53:41it'll come out in silver and then the the the I wonder if they'll do a pro one
- 53:44still cuz the pro one is kind of that cooler darker gray color it's the one I
- 53:47got at work yeah so I don't know yeah you're right they just they they well
- 53:54they miss the mark with me anyway if they had a 27 in one came in those
- 53:57colors I'd be interested in that but they probably won't it'll just come out
- 54:00in some boring color uh and then we got
- 54:03uh air tags which are interesting but
- 54:08frustratingly just little circles yeah
- 54:12that you have to put in a in a in a case to attach them to anything like why not
- 54:18make them [ __ ] attach somehow what are they okay so air tags it's it's like
- 54:23uh it's quite clever actually it's a little Circle that you can attach to say you
- 54:30put on your key ring right your phone or your computer all your Apple stuff using
- 54:36the the find my uh system that they use to you know find lost laptops and that
- 54:41can locate it like as in so the way it works is that any Apple devices even if
- 54:46they're not your Apple devices all Apple devices are aware of the location of
- 54:51other Apple devices just via like a private you know private
- 54:57bluetoo like well like my iPhone say if if like say you know Dan comes around H
- 55:03or you don't have an iPhone anymore let's say Dan comes around and he has an
- 55:06iPhone we're really using our imaginations here he comes to America he comes around
- 55:11his iPhone the big imagination is leaving the country yeah that's right
- 55:15but my iPhone the big imagination is that Apple come out with a camera in the
- 55:18phone better than the pixel and I switch back Dan's iPhone comes into my house my
- 55:24iPhone knows there's another iPhone nearby and it knows the serial number of
- 55:29it right it's not necessarily going to tell me but Apple knows that our two
- 55:34devices are near each other so if Dan's phone gets
- 55:37stolen and let's say it's not even let's say it's not a phone let's say Dan's got
- 55:41an air tag in his pocket yeah my phone knows get stolen let's just say I've
- 55:46I've got a water cash with a dollar bill money clip yeah and attached to that is
- 55:51my little ey tag yeah right so that gets stolen off Dan and I to the
- 55:57coffe the guy who stole it is at the coffee my phone knows there's an air tag
- 56:03over there goes that's Dan's that's Dan's money and then tells Dan your
- 56:08money is at the coffee shop and then I can confront the guy using yeah I was
- 56:12about to say and then and then it it sends you a text saying wait for Dan
- 56:17he's on his way and then you guys back yeah yeah and then I start beating him
- 56:22and beating him and punched him in the face and it and they sent me a text
- 56:24going don't do it Matt it's not worth it well this and I'm like shut up Tim shut
- 56:30up Tim Cook I'll [ __ ] do what I want yeah we'll do to you what we did to
- 56:34[ __ ] Steve yeah I'll get my bat and I'll I'll say Batman's here and
- 56:41I'll I think what you can do then is
- 56:45let's say you're obsessed with a lady um you can attach one of these tags to her
- 56:51then go on your device and say I [ __ ] lost my [ __ ] device and it'll be like
- 56:57don't worry I'll tell you where she is it will after uh a period of time that
- 57:03it is away from you start making a noise ah
- 57:07so I assume to combat that particular scenario so if you were to slip one of
- 57:13these into someone's bag I think after presumably I mean probably too long in
- 57:19some cases but I think after a period of time 24 hours whatever they decide
- 57:24whatever they decide it's going to be it'll start making a noise to say hello
- 57:30I'm in here and then so the person can go what the [ __ ] is that it's an air tag
- 57:35and then call the cops or whatever yeah or call or text me and I'll me and my
- 57:39bat will come and sort it out yeah anyway they're pretty neat people are
- 57:43going to freak out about the uh security issues I'm sure because there is some
- 57:48question as to how it's okay American government's already put the chip in you
- 57:54with the the vaccine that's true that's true I got my first chip get my second
- 57:58chip in a week I mean you've breathed in a lot of chem trails anyway so you've
- 58:02been pacified in the way that they you to be I eat the food and I you know
- 58:07drink the water although I've got a I've got a reverse osmosis water filter
- 58:10system that I installed RSE osmosis Jesus handyman Matt conquers science I
- 58:17did have to make sure I put in the right way I didn't want to osmosis machine I
- 58:21wanted Jesus imagine you were osmosis all the water that came your house it's
- 58:27just putting Osmos into my water yeah yeah isn't that a character from
- 58:33Watchmen osmosis yeah you just said something and
- 58:40it reminded me of something that I've never forgotten was it about air tags or
- 58:44was it about Batman was it about reverse osmosis under my sink it wasn't about
- 58:48any of those and yet now I feel I've got that feeling like I've Miss I'm missing
- 58:52out like the world is missing out on something because I'm no longer
- 58:57remembering what I was about to say all right let it go let it go right maybe
- 59:03you might remember in the Afterparty what you were trying to say yeah get a
- 59:06couple of drinks in bu me a drink and we'll see that's all for this week thank
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