Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / OUTRO: Hangover Special

Transcript

OUTRO: Hangover Special · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: For all you led bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: for for doggings for to Siven every weekday on radio.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Here fag's mate, back bone, backbone, my wife?
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: What are we doing?
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Have we got a holiday coming up? And then we do?
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Don't we?
• 0:24
  Speaker 4: Win's Easter.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Come on April?
• 0:28
  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's ages away.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: But then you've got you've got your Easter the early
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: doors and then of course you've got your ends.
• 0:33
  Speaker 4: A yeah, at my contract. See what sort of holidays
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: have got?
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: It's April.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: So actually I was talking to a fellow today who's
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: doing some work for me.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Was he a physician?
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: No plassic surgeon, no old Steve?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Is it anything?
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah Steve.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: And we were talking about Japan keezy and he's been
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: there me any times, Oh yeah, and speaks fluent Japanese
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: as well, really yeah, Japanese and Dutch. And he was
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: telling me how amazing Japan was as your family trip.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: I know you're going there.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: We're going in October. October, yes, October, so you should.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: I'll give you my dates.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Man, you probably are probably out of You're probably out
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: of leave, aren't you.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Well you're working through right through.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I probably am out of leave. Actually, we'll
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: see how we go. I may have more leave than
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: I know what to do with your main point.
• 1:31
  Speaker 5: You may, I think, Jase, it's important to have something
• 1:33
  Speaker 5: on the horizon, yes, just to keep a weather eye on.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: Are you going anywhere this year?
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a few things have fallen into place, Keezy,
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: I've got it. I don't know, you know. I mean
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: I certainly may be going overseas. Got a lot of
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: work to do, key men, you know how there's.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: Brother Yeah, I feel like Europe again.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: I'd like to go to Fiji. Just back to Fiji.
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I like that a little bit, but just
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: with the kid.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: With the kid, Yeah, but I.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Go for shorter. It was too long last time she
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: started getting entitled. You can see how it could gets spoilt.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah now.
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, fuck because I mean what about Assie.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Some places in you know, well, there'd be some good
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: places to just I would.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Do that, but I wouldn't do it sober to be
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: honest with you. Yeah, yeah, I dealt with my messas.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't take my kid. Yeah, yet we're probably
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: going so that's holiday, isn't.
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we go get the magic around or whatever.
• 2:31
  Speaker 5: But the other thing about Oussie is it's it's way
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: more expensive, like living in Ossie than coming on holiday
• 2:37
  Speaker 5: in New Zealand is awesome because they earn way more
• 2:39
  Speaker 5: money than us. Right, and then with the money were
• 2:41
  Speaker 5: you and then you go over to Ossie. It's everything's
• 2:42
  Speaker 5: really fucking expensive and it's really similar to New Zealand.
• 2:45
  Speaker 5: It is, So I don't find it's that great unless
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: it's magic.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: My boys enjoyed us.
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: But you're so wealthy Sydney. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I love Sidney.
• 2:55
  Speaker 5: I've got friends over there.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Sydney, but for me miles better than Brisbane where we
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: gave the magic ground. Right, you're going there because something
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: on You would never go there really for any other reason.
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: I go to Brisbane to watch footage.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but son Trine Coast is great and all that.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: That's great I have.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I was just about to say that I'm less of
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: a fan of Sydney and more of a Melbourne Melbourne.
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 3:16
  Speaker 5: See, I've only done Melbourne for forty eight hours for
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: a work thing. Yes, I've never had but everyone's like
• 3:21
  Speaker 5: now Melbourne's waivered than Sydney, and I love I only
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: went there.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: I've spent little bits of time there. I went for well,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I go for ship boxing test, right, yeah, test, and
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I was smashed well you know, on it. And then
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: the worst hangover of my life that really I couldn't shake.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: It went for like three days, but I didn't get no,
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I could it. And dude, I'm all about that. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: I'm the poster boy for that ship. I couldn't drink
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: through it. I was rooted. You were, I really bug
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: it at out?
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Do you know you and your biggest hangover ever was.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: I've had some shockers.
• 3:58
  Speaker 5: No, I know you would have had the worst ones
• 3:59
  Speaker 5: in the world anyone's ever had. But like, remember one,
• 4:02
  Speaker 5: Do you remember one specific one? Because I remember one
• 4:05
  Speaker 5: and it probably doesn't compare to you guys. But it
• 4:08
  Speaker 5: was when I was studying and we'd been on the
• 4:09
  Speaker 5: person for like three straight days or something, and then
• 4:12
  Speaker 5: on the third morning after the third night of doing it,
• 4:15
  Speaker 5: I was just like vomiting blood in the toilet.
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was just like nothing.
• 4:19
  Speaker 5: I was just like nothing was coming out and all
• 4:20
  Speaker 5: I could do was heave for like two three hours.
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: Pretty serious if you're vomiting blood.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: Never vomited blood neither. I remember being so hungover because
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: we you know, we had a flat with all the
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: boys and getting getting obliterated drunk, and then the next
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: day on the Sunday there getting stoned and I've never
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: liked smoking weed, and I got started. I was so stoned,
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: you know when you just glued to the couch and
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: that's you. Yes, And in my head I was just thinking,
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: you know, and you're also you're just trying to get
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: to the end of the day so you can go
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: to bed. You're killing time to go to bed. Yeah,
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: And I was saying, if I go to go to sleep,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: I think I'll die. I'm so stoned that I don't
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: think I'll make yea I could still, That's what's that
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: all my was forty years ago, thirty years ago, thirty
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: years ago, and I can still remember, yes, where I
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: was sitting, what that lounge looked like, and that feeling
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: of I can't go to sleep, or old day the
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: Whole Archy.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: Big Show wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy. Remember
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: the Warchy Big Show podcast.
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: I've told Mogi about this particular time. I don't I'm told.
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: You, but it was.
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: It was when I was doing a film.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: And but but in this in the schedule for the film,
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: I won't say what film it was.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: I think what film was before it was.
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: I was scheduled for the very end of the film
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: as if it was that text one maybe. And it
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: was like three or four days at the end of
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: filming Keezy and actually my wife had gone away with
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: the kids to the farm or some nature and some
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: of the fellers came around and we went on a
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: bit of a bit of a bender really, I think
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: it's fair to say, for about three days, right, And
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: it was about five o'clock in the afternoon. This is
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: many many years ago, and I was steamed and my
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: agent and my agent rang me and I was like,
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: are you Jay's how it's been a busy day? And
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: she said to me, oh, because they've changed the schedule
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: and they want you to film tomorrow. And I was like, oh,
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: because I knew I was in for a monumental hangover.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: Once I stopped, and I was like and I lost
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: my shit. I was like, what what the other thing was?
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: I had heaps of script and I hadn't learned any lines,
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: and so I was steamed at five o'clock and I
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: had to be out in Manekow the next morning at
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: like six o'clock in the morning.
• 6:57
  Speaker 4: It was fucking horrific.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's time.
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: I was sweat.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: I got on set and I was sweating, and they
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: were trying to put make and then I had to
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: learn like five scenes that were all about tax and
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: it was a fucking nightmare. And the hangover was how
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: I got through that day. I will never know, Pugs.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: I can tell you the name of that movie.
• 7:19
  Speaker 5: Can we find those scenes and just analyze how put
• 7:23
  Speaker 5: them up on? So I can see why you never
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: won Actor of the Year.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I've always been I was always very professional in that sense,
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: like I wouldn't even normally do that, but I was.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: I should have been aware that it was a possibility call. No,
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: I wasn't on call.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: They had already sent the schedule out and then they
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: just changed it all out.
• 7:44
  Speaker 4: They literally flipped it around.
• 7:46
  Speaker 5: You say, how hungover it is? No, see, I would
• 7:50
  Speaker 5: have no. I would have been like, no, we can't.
• 7:52
  Speaker 5: I Am going to be so fucking hungover tomorrow. It's
• 7:54
  Speaker 5: gonna be a shame.
• 7:55
  Speaker 4: But when it comes to filming, they don't give a fuck.
• 7:57
  Speaker 4: They just want to get it done.
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: How you make great art?
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: But what?
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How you make serviceable content?
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: And I remember just in the first scene, the first take,
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: and my heart just pounded.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: You would have had a hell of a sleep the
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: night before as well?
• 8:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was sweaty.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: Would you would have been dreaming about work? You're been dreaming,
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: You're going to miss your alarm, all that sort of stuff.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: Got it's good.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I didn't miss my alarm because I woke
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: up about three o'clock in a cold sweet I couldn't
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: get back and all my sheets were like ropes because
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: I've been to.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Go rope and you're the oscar for that one I did?
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: What was that movie?
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: Called?
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Definitely a text one Eric Thompson and it is got
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: to thank You for your Service or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, it was a shock of.
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: It would say it's a Kiwi classic?
• 8:52
  Speaker 4: Was it actually not a bad movie?
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: It didn't? It made about eighty thousand dollars. Wow, so I.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Reckon today money that's about one point one bill Yeah.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wow, that's pretty good.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: But it's just it would be it would have been
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: a good movie in this day and age for sort
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: of you know, straight to TV.
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I remember a guy brought a DVD of
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: it to one of our live shows, young Fella, and
• 9:15
  Speaker 5: you signed it, that's right, Oh yes, yeah, and you
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: signed it. And I was like to him like, oh,
• 9:20
  Speaker 5: did you watch it? He's like yeah, And I was like,
• 9:22
  Speaker 5: how was it not very good? And I was like, yeah,
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: probably like it?
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds about right, I vaguely remember. And this was
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: a story that was told by somebody and I can't
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: remember who, and it may have been a lie. Maybe
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: I dreamed it, but there was a bit of chat
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: that it might have been a text right off. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: stranger that it was produced for that reason now, not
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: to cows suspicions against there, because.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: It was all about this dude in Dunedin who took
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: on the tax apartment.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: Right. He was a developer. And were you the guy Henderson?
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: I think he was tex guy.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: You were the text?
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: I was no. I was the accountant trying to nail
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: his US.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Good and so I had all these tax terms keezy
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: in my lines just and I was just like oh fuck,
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: which I didn't make any sense to me.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: Whatsoever.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: And at that point you're just saying word no, meaning
• 10:11
  Speaker 5: oh God, stressful.
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: If the makeup person coming after every take and.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: Just wiping you down. It's not backed to the rafters,
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that.
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: But you hear about the amazing steam performances like the
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: fellow on Jaws.
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: Right, But can I by then?
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: I wasn't steamed because I stopped right there and then
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: and just started learning lines.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Could you have powered through and just stayed steamed?
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't work. No, no, sobering up on seat.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: It's not the go at all. I can't find it. Chase,
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: what year do you think?
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: It was?
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: Something like how may I help? Or something?
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: He's old, he's had it abolished from his it's from
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: his IMDb. Yeah, I wonder what year there was, because
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: it seems like it would have been around two thousand,
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: wouldn't it.
• 10:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah maybe Jason Hoyt movies, We're Here to Help.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, We're here, and seven wasn't even that long ago?
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, God, twenty years Jesus.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt movie. In a photo of you pops up
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Here he is here, he is I look hot? But oh,
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: you got two arms on your glasses. Man, what a
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: rich guy.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: This is just a shitty old Oh yeah, that's right.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good ship man.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: The camera man, it's going to show it to the
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: camera because this is on Pooh Tube.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Little g pugs. All right, it is on YouTube and
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: it's time to sign off.
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: Whose top a week container is that? By the way,
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: is that your what he got in there? It looks
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: like muffling.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you a secret. Last night
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I ordered a reburger. Yes, got me old secret code.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Kezykezy helped me out with that one so I could
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: get it discounted to zero. Go into the old credit
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: card today charge me. Oh no, So I've been on
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: the phone today trying to organize that. What you can imagine,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: there's an absolute piece when you when you wring up
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: the guy that makes the fried chicken, yeah, the cheeseburgers,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: and you say to him, hey, man, I've got this
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: code and I put an order in last night and
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: it went to zero, but it's been charged to my
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: credit card and I'm just wondering how to get it
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: back and he's like, yeah, yeah, that sucks. Yeah.
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: So anyway, it's never happened to me anyway, this is
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: a big show, four or seven week days.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: Ready a huducky good listening