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Episode 193: The First Rule Of Fight Club · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes AKA the
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  Irish Elvis and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 193, The First Rule of Fight Club.
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  Welcome motherfuckers. I know you didn't change it.
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  You didn't change it in the notes.
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  Well, I didn't because I figured you would just label it
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  something later. I know and and we're not.
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  Yeah, I know. I know because.
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  On the stream it's titled My Baby Daddy's a Bedbug, which is
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  great, which we'll get into. It ties into the articles.
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  Got you. I got you.
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  And like the the art is incredible.
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  The I've got cover art for the episode.
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  That's incredible that I was about to send you I.
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  Was like, put that into your AI, my baby daddy's a bed bug and
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  see what it spits out in my AI. Yeah, you and your Peter Thiel
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  ways. Peter, get the fuck out of my
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  face. Peter Thiel doesn't know shit
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  about AI. Oh, he knows everything.
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  I don't know. I'm just just sort of him.
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  No, I did like all he wants to do it.
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  OK, OK, Speaking of which Peter, so Peter tells like leading like
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  the the the charge on living forever.
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  Yeah. Yeah, and your boy Xi Jinping
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  and Vladimir Putin just like, like, hung out together in China
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  while they had a military parade and they got caught on a hot mic
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  talking. What do you think they talked
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  about? Wanting to live forever. 100%
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  they were talking about how they can get like organs like.
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  Oh, I heard about that. Yeah.
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  Like just keep replacing organs to live forever.
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  Yeah, so they're like 150 psychopaths, dude.
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  Psychos, dude. Like I, it's like that that like
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  gave me the chills when I heard that.
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  I was like, are you fucking kid? Like these guys, like actually
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  think like they're going to live like double their age right now.
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  Well, it's like that one dad who's got like, does like blood
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  transfusions with his son and like, does all that weird stuff.
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  That guy's pretty weird too, though.
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  That's weird. I know, but these are dictators.
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  No, I know. Well, I'm sure that guy's a
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  dictator in his household. Give me your blood, son.
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  Daddy's got to get young. Like I don't think that I could,
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  but no. I already, I already, I already
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  knew we were abandoned. China, China has never listened,
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  but Taiwan, Hong Kong has. But Russia has the and the and
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  the we're on the front lines of Ukraine.
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  So it's just, I don't know, the whole thing just trips me out
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  like it's just weird. How are you?
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  Good. They're good.
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  Staying busy. Whatever life's vibes, it is
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  what it is. It's cooling down in Texas, so
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  it's not like blazing hot, but it's wild is they said that this
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  is the coolest summer we've had since 2000.
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  That's what you said last. That's.
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  What you said last I just have. I just have a hard time
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  believing it. I repeat it because it doesn't
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  sound believable. To me, to me, it's like too soon
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  to say that 'cause like September is like the like
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  hottest month in California. It's like August, August.
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  Yeah, yeah, you're right. July.
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  And August in Texas. Well, it's August usually, but
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  like it doesn't cool down yet. Like, yeah, it's starting to
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  vibe out. I got my grass growing like an
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  old man. I just saying the cover art for
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  the for the episode. Did I talk about the neighbor
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  that watches me do yard work that rolled up on me?
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  You talked about your neighbors being not happy that a black
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  dude was like rolling in. So OK, so I I guess that's how I
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  felt about it, but there's this. So I'm trying to get this grass
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  to grow bigger, trying to get my shit like my front yard to have
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  grass growing it and it won't grow.
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  So this month, like I'm out front and I've just mowed.
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  I've weeded it. I'm cleaning all this stuff up
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  and I'm just leaf blowing in the street.
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  I see everybody leaf blowing in the street.
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  I'm leaf blowing and I'm cleaning up.
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  I turn around. There's this old dude who lives
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  down the street from me who I the student's got like 9 cameras
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  on the front of his house, like every which direction night
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  vision cameras. Like I swear if I take it go
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  check the mailbox at 1:00 AM, this dude's watching me like
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  Matt Boomhauer or Matt, what's it Dale Gribble vibes from like
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  King of the Hill and he does lawn.
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  He has all the same car, they're all Toyotas, they're all silver.
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  Trying to describe how weird this dude is.
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  Literally about to buy the buy a silver Toyota like tomorrow.
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  That's all. This dude has a silver Toyotas.
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  It's fucking weird and 'cause he has like 3 silver tundras so I'm
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  like what is going on? I'm leaf blowing.
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  I look up, this dude has left his house.
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  He's rolled up on me. When I say on me, I'm on my side
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  of the road which would be like the opposite direction for him.
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  He if I took a step I would have walked into his car door.
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  This dude rolls up on me and has his window rolled down.
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  He's crouched. He's like, you know, you're
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  supposed to blow that towards your house and not away from
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  your house. I was like, oh, really?
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  I had no idea. And he's like, yeah, city
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  ordinance that you have to do that.
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  If you keep doing this, you might be owing the city a little
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  bit of money. And then just drove off, crept
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  away up the street. Do you, do you think like he was
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  doing that like 'cause he was like trying to help you or like.
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  No, and I've say no. This is why so that he drives
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  down, turns around and then he's got his whole trailer like this.
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  This motherfucker's got his whole like lawn care crew
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  trailer attached to it. Drives down the street, just
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  turns around and parks and goes and watches me for a few minutes
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  from his front yard and then goes inside.
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  Then like maybe a week later I'm mowing, does the same thing,
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  doesn't say anything to me, but while I'm leaf blowing, he
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  creeps by, goes away the rest of the time the the people across
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  the street from him blow it in the street.
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  They blow all their stuff in the street.
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  Been doing it for years. I was, I saw him doing it was
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  like, hey man, you're not supposed to do that.
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  He's like, really? I've been doing this shit for
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  years. What are you talking about?
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  I was like, yeah, the guy across the street, he's like, oh, he's
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  never said shit to me about it. So you think it's a racist
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  thing? I don't know.
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  One of the guys who doesn't have to do anything is a black guy
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  who lives to the right. I don't know, maybe I'm new, I
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  don't know. It's like a like a jump in
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  thing. I'm not sure.
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  Dude, you know that's what it sounds like actually.
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  It makes no sense. I mean, am I making my yard?
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  No, no, it does make sense. It doesn't make sense.
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  The jump in thing makes sense to me.
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  Like, like, let's get comfortable with this guy, like
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  who's a part of the neighborhood who just moved in makes.
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  Sense to me. So let's threaten them with
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  fines from the city. You know, you got to blow that
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  shit towards the house or towards your house.
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  So now I make sure to do it. I'm like, look, I know this yard
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  looked bad and I'm out here grinding and you were watching
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  me put in a French drain and you were like, Dang, who?
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  Is this guy he's just trying to help you out?
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  You know, I think he's just jealous dog.
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  I think that's what it is. No, I agree with I.
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  I actually agree with that too. Because he's not calling on his
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  buddies across the street. So why are you threatening to
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  call? You haven't even introduced
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  yourself. I've waved at this guy before
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  this point like 10 times. I make a point to be like, hey,
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  nothing. Maybe that's the problem.
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  Maybe that's the problem. Well, now I'm at because
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  they're. Like why?
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  Why is this dude fucking waving at me?
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  One of the house, the house next door to him sold and it got
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  bought like a month ago and they ever mowed once.
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  So this dude's neighbor's yard is like shoulder height right
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  now. So I'm just like, and there's no
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  HOA, so that's what's great. But that's also like there's no
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  HOA. So while they can, he's going to
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  have to call the city on his neighbors to get them to mow.
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  And it's insanely high. So I'm like, you're over here
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  harassing me. I'm just, you know, over here
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  living my best life. All I have is HOA right now.
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  Like drop 500 bucks a month on HOA. 500.
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  Not kidding. Fucking so they power washed the
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  walls of my house and then they like spatched them up like with
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  like. I don't even know what the term
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  is. Patched.
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  Spatched. Like, like, like, like, you
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  know, like, put like, what the fuck is the term?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
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  There you go. And then they painted it.
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  But then they also broke my air conditioner while doing it.
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  They like, rang the doorbell and asked me to turn the air
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  conditioner off for 20 minutes. And I was like, OK, like, I
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  didn't like, I didn't know why they asked me to do that, but I
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  knew they were painting, like, next to it.
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  So I was like, that's just what I thought.
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  And I was like, whatever, I'll just turn it off.
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  Like, doesn't even matter to me. And my dog gets, like, scared
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  when the air conditioner comes on.
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  She thinks like, there's like a ghost to like you like, like in
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  the house. So I don't even turn it on like
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  when she's around. So this is like on Friday, we're
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  recording this on a Tuesday. I noticed like there's just like
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  water everywhere or wet. Like I don't know what to
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  describe this. There's liquid.
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  How about that? And so then I like don't even
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  know who's responsible, like for like figuring this out because
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  the HOA is painting my house. But I also have a landlord, but
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  I call a slum. I, I call him a slumlord, but I,
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  but there's no actual reason for me to do that.
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  It's a fucking nice ass. It's kitchen, you know, it's a,
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  it was just funny. It was funny near me.
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  But like, it's a nice ass house, nice ass neighborhood.
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  Like not a slumlord, definitely not a slumlord.
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  Came over today and like checked it out and figured it out.
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  But I think he's actually like responsible for it, except for I
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  think the HOA fucked it up. The HOA is going to have to pay
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  for it 'cause they fucked it up doing.
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  Their work, That's what it seems like.
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  But but that's a battle between the two of them.
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  You have nothing to do with it. Right.
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  But that all just happened like just a couple hours ago.
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  Yeah, Anyways. How are you?
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  My body fucking hurts, dude. Like like it's weird.
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  It's like I wake up every day and like some days like I'll be
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  like totally fine and some days I won't.
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  And it's like from the car crash and like it's just, it's so
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  crazy like and like I like, I'm like trying not to take like
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  pills like Tylenol or Advo. Definitely not definitely not
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  taking oxy or anything like like I did for like 3 days.
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  They prescribed me 5 which by request.
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  Like I was like I was like do not give me like a full ass
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  bottle please. I do not want to like get
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  addicted to this shit and, and, and so maybe that's the reason,
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  but it's like I'll wake up like on a Saturday to feel fine and
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  then wake up on Sunday and like can't get out of bed.
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  It's crazy. Are you doing any?
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  Are they going to have you do any like PT or anything down the
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  road? Well I have like a follow up as
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  far as my body. Oh no, I have a follow up on my
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  Dick also had surgery. I'm like Dick Yell in case you
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  didn't listen. Oh, I'm sure they heard, but no,
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  I mean, I just maybe like, I don't know, 'cause one thing
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  like with Tylenol and you're not taking those things, you're
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  going to feel more of it. No, I know, I know.
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  I fix. Anything.
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  They don't really fix anything though.
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  All they do is sheet cover it up, so it's not necessarily the.
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  Best thing, right? Like so that so I don't really
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  get cause 'cause I had been winding down on the Tylenol in
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  Advil. So I don't know if like that's
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  why I feel shitty sometimes or like if it's just absent flows
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  like I like I none of it makes sense to me.
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  Like like the pain, that's it, you know, but also here we go.
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  So I didn't drop this before, was told not to talk about this
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  on podcast and thought about it and just was like, Nah, I'm
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  definitely going to. OK, so there's this you.
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  Know you were told not to. Yeah, and you'll find out why.
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  So there's this. It's not a website.
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  That's what I just got confirmation of private group on
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  some social media site and I don't know the actual name of
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  it, but I think it's are we dating the same person?
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  Well, yeah. Those exist.
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  So those, those are all you knew about?
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  That those have been. Around for a while like you can.
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  They'll pop up sometime on. Like.
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  Reddit, Discord, Facebook, Instagram, there's all sorts of
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  groups like that where it's like there'll be ones that are
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  directed at dudes, ones that are directed at girls.
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  OK, OK. OK, but this is shit.
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  This is like Fight Club shit where it's like you don't talk
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  about it. Yeah, there's there.
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  Well, there's public groups and then there's private groups.
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  This is private. You have to get verified, you
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  have to write an essay to get to get into this.
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  This is like, it's like Raya, which I don't know if you know
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  what I know what Raya. Is yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Your boy got verified stupid. I I just hard hard disagree.
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  No, no, not. Raya, I'm just saying I deleted.
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  It but I'm just just trying to say the concept of.
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  Writing an essay No. I agree, trust me, trust me that
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  that added that added to my like, yeah, like I had to take
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  the SAT 2 to to apply to University of California
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  schools, UCSB and UC San Diego. And they.
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  And like a part of that was like writing an essay.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like different than just
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  like just submitting your SAT and grades whatever but OK.
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  Anyways this thing fucking exists.
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  Are we dating the same person I get out of the hospital after
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  having Dick surgery? 1st I need to laugh.
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  But that's just no, no, no. No laugh, laugh.
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  Crazy, crazy work. I know it's.
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  Crazy work bro. My grandma.
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  Always said if you want, like to like, feel different, like go
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  get a haircut before I go home from the Dick's surgery, staying
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  at the hospital overnight. I go to the hair stylist to go
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  get a haircut. Yeah, I told her everything, got
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  in the car accident, my body's fucked, broken, my penis is
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  broken, everything. She goes, do you want to hear
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  something crazy? I go what?
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  And she goes, I'm on this website is what she called it,
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  but it's actually not a website apparently.
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  And she goes and I saw you on it and she shows me the picture and
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  it's a recent picture of me and I can see and it's just the
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  girls cut out of it. But I could see like her hat
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  like in the pic. I, I know when the picture was
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  taken, it was like a week before or something.
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  And I'm like, what the fuck? And then she like tells me
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  everything about this thing, like where it's like where girls
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  post pictures of dudes to see if they're like being shady.
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  And I never ever, ever shared that picture with anybody.
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  So I already know that she's the one who posted it and the girl
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  who cut herself out of the picture.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  And. And then, like, she had asked me
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  to be exclusive and which I would just never do like unless
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  I was serious and. But she like like I hung out
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  with her like that exact same day and I asked her about it and
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  she lied like to my face like that she didn't do it.
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  And that she had sent the picture to her two friends who
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  are overprotective and she's going to talk to them about
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  doing that blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Anyways so I have I'll just just try to say it.
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  I have a girlfriend now who's not her and so I'm talking to
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  her yesterday and I'm like telling her that this happened
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  and her Co worker tells her that exact same day if like hours
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  before I told her this that I'm on this website and my
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  girlfriend's also on the website.
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  So my hairdresser, my girlfriend, my coworker and the
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  chick who wanted to be exclusive are all on this website.
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  I've never heard about It's not a website it's like a group.
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  I don't even. Well, that's like.
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  But that's the whole reason that that that's the whole reason
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  this T app started in the 1st place is because there was a
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  market for it, no. Well, I'm just wondering, I my
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  my mind's blown, right? Like, I don't have nothing to
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  hide. It's like she just asked me if I
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  was dating somebody. Yeah, like, like I just would
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  have told her like I have, I have a fucking podcast where I
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  just let's, let's. Talk about my.
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  Penis like it's so well. What's weird is that you would
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  ask about it and then she would lie about it.
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  That that. Pissed me, I didn't know.
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  I actually believe like I, I, I go head first in the trust.
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  So it's like I actually believed what she was saying 'cause I had
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  no idea. But facts came out and my
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  girlfriend's coworker commented on it, and then it was because
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  because this shit's anonymous except for so there's like 11
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  comments or something on my fucking photo.
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  But they can't. Nobody can see him except for
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  the person who posted it which we found.
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  I found out later which was the girl but who lied to me, but she
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  my my girlfriend's Co worker commented on it and fucking she
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  hit it with a like and then you can see that and then get see
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  their username. So that's how I found out like
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  it was it was actually her. So my hairdresser told me about
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  it, which she was not supposed to because it's like a secret
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  society first rule Fight Club. Don't don't talk about a Fight
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  Club. Literally like 20 minutes out of
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  like out out of the hospital just just snowballs into this
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  shit. And then and then it's like,
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  what the fuck is happening? Like, don't you think that's
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  weird? Well, that.
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  Is weird, but like I said, those will pop up all the every once
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  in a while where it's like some group and it'll be like a
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  picture will be like oh, like in Austin you get them like W 6th
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  St. you know, like D bags and it'd be tell you a story about
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  some dude or something crazy that happened.
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  So I mean, people have been using that, that that's wild
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  that it's like a group and like you to come and in contact with
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  so many people that are in it involved in that app at the same
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  time or whatever it is. But that's why the T app exists
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  is there was a market for people to share their stories.
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  Now the T app got have. Who's winning on this?
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  I mean there. Really is no winning.
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  It's just like, I don't know, gossiping.
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  It's that's just gossiping about people basically.
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  Well, yeah. See, that's like.
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  It's like and again, I don't even know if this is the correct
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  title. It's like it's simple.
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  No, because it's like if you go into any like pro dads rights
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  groups that are like advocate for dads to maintain their
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  rights in divorce. If you go read the stories in
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  some of those like Facebook groups, every dad is the best
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  dad in the world and none of them have done anything to lead
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  to their divorce. There's no, there's no real
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  reason why there's like a protective order on them.
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  I'm just saying it's the same thing where so it's like you're
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  in an echo chamber or where you're just going to be
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  supported by a group of your peers.
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  Well, like. What what my hairdresser told me
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  was like like one time, like she was looking at it and like
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  somebody was like, you know, posted a picture of a dude.
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  By the way, like you're not even like apparently a part of the
• 24:16
  rules are like you're not supposed to like dox them.
• 24:19
  So like you just say the first name or something.
• 24:22
  And apparently mine was like my name plus my last initial plus
• 24:30
  my age. So she already violated the
• 24:36
  rules. And then and then she got my
• 24:40
  back. She like commented and she's
• 24:42
  like, this guy's a great guy. Like what do you guys even
• 24:44
  fucking talking about? Like, like that's what she was
• 24:47
  like showing me. But I'm like, dude, I'm like,
• 24:51
  I'm on Oxycontin, getting my hair cut like after Dick
• 24:55
  surgery, like and this is what I'm being told.
• 24:59
  And then I'm telling my fucking girlfriend about it.
• 25:03
  You're so. You're so my time.
• 25:04
  Mine is fucking great. You're so messy.
• 25:07
  It's it's like, not that. Messy though, It's just like
• 25:11
  just everything that's happened has been messy.
• 25:13
  Like like I try to keep a trill, you know?
• 25:16
  It's like, it's like you just like literally just ask me like
• 25:21
  you don't need to post me on a fucking group chat.
• 25:25
  Like if I'm dating other people I would just told you yes.
• 25:28
  Like you know, I don't even know.
• 25:32
  It's just wild. My life feels wild.
• 25:35
  Boy, and it's like I said, it's wild to lie and then have to
• 25:39
  backtrack. I would never lie.
• 25:41
  No, not you. Not you.
• 25:43
  I'm talking about for her to lie to you to go to.
• 25:45
  My fate, yeah. To your fate and then and then
• 25:48
  later on get caught and then have to like retract and be
• 25:51
  like, OK, no, no she didn't. Retract No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 25:54
  no, no, no I and, well, somebody.
• 25:59
  I ended up with. Her because I was into.
• 26:04
  No, I know, but I'm the babe. But like, has she confirmed?
• 26:08
  That it was her that posted it. I haven't talked.
• 26:10
  To her yet? Oh, OK.
• 26:11
  Well then OK, well, you know that it was so 100%.
• 26:15
  Because of the information that I got from the GF and the Co
• 26:22
  worker and it was the Co worker who found me on there.
• 26:28
  Crazy. I don't even know.
• 26:32
  How you find me on there? Like it's like, I'm sure it's
• 26:37
  just. Like a big timeline and you just
• 26:38
  what I know, but I. It's like I how do you even like
• 26:44
  search engine that that's just. A lot of effort and that sounds
• 26:49
  really messy. Like whenever they have that T
• 26:51
  app, it existed for like 2-3 weeks and then it got hacked and
• 26:55
  everybody who was because you had to be verified.
• 26:58
  I was told, I was told there's 100,000 women on this fucking
• 27:02
  thing in LA and then 30,000 in Ventura County, which is where I
• 27:11
  live, which is right next to Borders LA.
• 27:15
  And every single girl I've ever talked to, it don't last four
• 27:24
  weeks is on there apparently. Like I don't even my
• 27:32
  hairdresser, my girlfriend, the chick before and her Co worker
• 27:38
  who I haven't actually talked to her Co worker but supposedly
• 27:41
  she's team Mandy except for she's the one that found me on
• 27:44
  this motherfucking thing. 13 comments.
• 27:48
  OK by the way that's the part that I left out.
• 27:51
  They can't read the comments, so only the person who posted it
• 27:59
  can, which we'll, we'll just leave it out.
• 28:02
  Well, but that's. Also like but I want.
• 28:04
  To know 1313 your boy's been on like 5 days, that's somewhat.
• 28:12
  That's just some some hate shit man.
• 28:14
  That's really all it is at the end of the day.
• 28:16
  I know, I just. Did not know it would be like
• 28:18
  that. I wouldn't be.
• 28:19
  Anything like that would exist. Well, I mean.
• 28:22
  There's always going to be a space for people to be like
• 28:25
  petty if they want to be. So hey, I want to be exclusive.
• 28:28
  I don't. We're not doing that anymore.
• 28:31
  I thought that was. Normal.
• 28:33
  Well. No, I get it.
• 28:34
  But obviously she was questioning why you didn't want
• 28:38
  to be exclusive so posted it. And then over time, I mean, she
• 28:41
  probably feels satisfied being able if there are comments that
• 28:45
  are bad about you or whatever, she gets some sort of satiation
• 28:48
  from it. Like that's just being petty.
• 28:49
  OK, so it's in. This part too.
• 28:51
  I also forgot this so after the Co worker hit the hit it with
• 28:57
  another comment. Somebody commented but it's
• 29:02
  anonymous and hit it with six red flags.
• 29:13
  Like what? I don't even understand any of
• 29:17
  this. It's like what are you guys
• 29:18
  talking about? It's like your boy was on hinge
• 29:22
  for like a month. 6 red flags get the fuck out of my face.
• 29:35
  They just, I mean the whole thing is so stupid but also like
• 29:39
  interesting as fuck to me because it's like, how do we not
• 29:43
  know? You knew about it apparently,
• 29:45
  but I don't know well. But that's just in that area.
• 29:48
  Those things exist all over. I had.
• 29:50
  No clue. And I, I felt like I was like,
• 29:53
  in the know, you know? Yeah.
• 29:56
  And I was just like, what? This is a fucking thing.
• 30:00
  And my hairdresser told me not to talk about it, not to tell
• 30:05
  her about it, but she told me and I was like, why?
• 30:10
  I'm like, definitely going to. And she's and it was like, it's
• 30:16
  like a secret society. It's like you're not like you'll
• 30:20
  get kicked the fuck off the fucking group if they find out
• 30:25
  that you told somebody like me. And then I'm like, well, what's
• 30:30
  the point of it then? Like if you're not, if you're
• 30:34
  not going to tell somebody it when you find out they're
• 30:39
  cheating on you or something like that, whatever the fuck.
• 30:43
  And then, and I'm like, so only dudes who are being shady who
• 30:47
  get dumped are the people who know about this that are male.
• 30:54
  And that's actually what it is Like, it's like only if you're
• 31:03
  the asshole, you know about it. Except for me, because I wasn't
• 31:08
  the asshole like I was just like now I'm like actually just like
• 31:13
  being honest and chill. But like you're not allowed to
• 31:20
  tell anybody about anything about this.
• 31:26
  Like literally my girlfriend and my my girlfriend would not even
• 31:29
  confirm what it was called. Then why are you?
• 31:35
  Talking about it in the first place.
• 31:36
  So you have an inside line into it and now you're just blowing
• 31:40
  it? Yes. 100% but I already told her
• 31:43
  I would. But you're just that.
• 31:46
  You're not going to that. The machine's too big.
• 31:49
  You can't stop it. I must I.
• 31:51
  Don't give a shit like about stopping it.
• 31:54
  Like I mean I think it's fine. Like I didn't I that's what I
• 31:57
  was telling her. Like the girl who lied to me,
• 32:00
  like I was like, like, I don't even have a problem with like
• 32:03
  you posting this. I do have a problem with her
• 32:07
  lying that she's saying that she, she didn't, you know?
• 32:12
  But like, it's like I don't give a shit.
• 32:14
  Like like like you would just like ask me.
• 32:16
  You don't have to fucking go on a group chat like to like ask if
• 32:22
  I'm dating somebody else. You just fucking ask me, you
• 32:24
  know, fucking tell you like like 0 fucks.
• 32:27
  Like, I'm like, just an honest person, you know?
• 32:32
  I just host a fucking podcast every week and tell everybody
• 32:35
  about my penis. Like it's just like, come on.
• 32:37
  Oh my God, stop. Saying that, I'm just.
• 32:39
  Saying like, it's like, like, I don't even understand, like the
• 32:44
  communication breakdown. Well you were out there living
• 32:49
  your best life and and repercussions I guess.
• 32:56
  But OK but like the fact that like I brought it up to the GF
• 33:03
  the same day that her Co worker showed her that I was on there
• 33:08
  which was yesterday is crazy to me.
• 33:11
  It's just weird. I'm like, I'm like, how many
• 33:15
  people are involved? Her therapy questions Therapy
• 33:20
  question #1. Would you rather know the exact
• 33:28
  date of your death or the exact cause of your death?
• 33:39
  Probably the. Date.
• 33:41
  Sam, so I could at. Least like I'd know the timeline
• 33:45
  and then I could prepare because like the only time it'd be good
• 33:50
  is if you were like, oh, like if you knew the cause of your death
• 33:52
  and it was like, oh, you died of old age in your sleep, you'd be
• 33:55
  like, all right, bet I'm just going to live every day to the
• 33:58
  fullest until like I don't wake up one day.
• 34:00
  Other than that, if it was like, oh, what?
• 34:02
  Car accident or old? Old age is not actually A cause
• 34:06
  of death, that's just what people say.
• 34:08
  Well, I know well. OK, but let's say it's something
• 34:10
  along those lines where it would be, it would constitute as that
• 34:13
  you would pass away in your sleep from whatever.
• 34:17
  Well, no, no, that, that then you would know the 'cause that's
• 34:20
  yeah. So you know, that's what I'm
• 34:22
  saying. No, you have to figure it out.
• 34:24
  Like, like you don't die from old age, OK?
• 34:28
  If you could, let's say, let's say.
• 34:30
  Can't they? They say cancer.
• 34:32
  You have no fucking clue what day it is True.
• 34:34
  Well, you would rather. Know what day that was?
• 34:35
  But what I'm saying is if it was something that was a peaceful
• 34:39
  way to pass, you could almost roll the dice and not know what
• 34:43
  day it was because at least you know that when you die, what is
• 34:46
  a peaceful? What is a peaceful way?
• 34:49
  Well, I. Mean, I don't know, not fucking
• 34:51
  getting electrocuted, not drowning, not getting set on
• 34:54
  fire, not dying in a plane crash like like swallowing a.
• 34:57
  Bottle of like because like of Oxycon might be peachy.
• 35:03
  No, what I'm saying is there'd be something that could be super
• 35:07
  tragic, that would sound painful, that if you would want
• 35:09
  to know, if you knew what it was, you would want to know when
• 35:11
  it was going to happen. But if it wasn't something that
• 35:14
  sounded overtly bad like you, you know?
• 35:19
  I don't know you. Died of heart disease that you
• 35:23
  don't know when that's going to be, but let's say that it could
• 35:26
  be when you're 80. So that means like, like
• 35:28
  depending on what it is, you might not be as concerned about
• 35:31
  the cause or about when it happens.
• 35:33
  No, no, no. No, I totally agree with you.
• 35:35
  Like when is way better than how, you know, because how if
• 35:41
  it's horrific, you're the first thing to come out of your mouth
• 35:43
  is when when is that? Yeah, you're like, yo, you're
• 35:46
  gonna die from murder and you have no idea when.
• 35:49
  Fuck that shit. Yeah, like that's.
• 35:51
  What I'm saying the first, you would want to know when that's
• 35:53
  gonna happen because it would sound terrible.
• 35:57
  But if it was something that didn't sound as terrible.
• 36:00
  But what if you got? Murder when you're 150, like Xi
• 36:02
  Jinping, like running the world, you know, it's like.
• 36:06
  It's like you don't even know. Like, yeah, like you, you don't
• 36:09
  know. But so I'd rather know when be
• 36:11
  like, oh, you're going to it's going to be, you know, X day.
• 36:14
  You're going to be 72 years old. Be like, all right, Fuck, yeah,
• 36:17
  cool. I got till this day.
• 36:18
  I'm 72. I'm going to live it the fuck
• 36:20
  up. Like at least you'd be able to
• 36:21
  like chart out the rest of your time.
• 36:24
  And not being. Like is this?
• 36:26
  100% agree. 100% agree. Guy going to murder me.
• 36:29
  Is this guy going to be honest? Like it's actually like I, I
• 36:33
  would like to know that. And is there?
• 36:36
  What if it's something like oh let?
• 36:38
  Me ask you about plane crash? But then you don't ever get on a
• 36:41
  plane. Is there a way you could like
• 36:43
  final? Destination.
• 36:44
  No, no, because this is a fact. Like this is how you're going
• 36:48
  to. I don't know.
• 36:49
  Devin Sawa did it. Final Destination, Dean
• 36:53
  Bloodlines, the newest one, and they all wrap up.
• 36:55
  It ties together. I don't know man.
• 36:57
  I think I could think I could do it.
• 37:00
  You what? I don't even know what the fuck
• 37:02
  you're saying. It's what if?
• 37:04
  It was it's telling you for A cause was going to be a plane
• 37:09
  crash. Would you choose to never get on
• 37:11
  a plane? You can't make me get on a
• 37:14
  plane. Then you broke.
• 37:15
  The fucking timeline boom. Donnie Darko.
• 37:19
  OK, I I do I. Do like Jake Gyllenhaal jet
• 37:24
  engine? No, no.
• 37:26
  I just think like obviously it's it's when not how so then you
• 37:34
  could like plan it out. Yeah, decide how you want to
• 37:39
  live your best life. Yeah, but.
• 37:41
  Also like if you're going to die on a plane and you never get on
• 37:44
  a plane. Boom.
• 37:49
  Like no, no, it just breaks the question.
• 37:52
  No, no breaks. Breaks the question, no?
• 37:55
  No, no, it just sounds like Al Qaeda is just going to grab you
• 37:58
  and just be like 911 or something.
• 38:01
  They're getting on this plane, no?
• 38:05
  They just told you how you're going to dies.
• 38:07
  You're getting on the fucking plane.
• 38:09
  Yeah, you're getting. On this plane, they keep going.
• 38:12
  I'm grabbing something, OK? Therapy question number too.
• 38:20
  Would you rather relive your worst day on repeat for a year
• 38:30
  or skip a year but lose memory of it?
• 38:37
  Relive your worst year. No worst.
• 38:40
  Day. Worst day?
• 38:41
  For a year. Or skip a year and lose memory
• 38:46
  of it. Maybe relive your worst day I
• 38:57
  guess bro are. You a psychopath?
• 38:59
  Because then you'd come. Out like humbled.
• 39:01
  You'd come out all Zen. Oh my God.
• 39:04
  Dude, you'd come out to prayer like, no.
• 39:07
  You'd be stoked. Destroy your life.
• 39:10
  You'd be. Stoked.
• 39:12
  It depends on when your worst day what when what your worst
• 39:15
  day of your life was. Yeah.
• 39:17
  Mine mine was bad. OK.
• 39:22
  Or be skipping a year, then you'd be missing out on so much.
• 39:25
  That's like, that's like my dad having a stroke every single
• 39:28
  fucking day. Well, yeah, OK.
• 39:30
  I mean obvious. I mean there's definitely
• 39:32
  scenarios where that wouldn't be good.
• 39:34
  What I am saying is, but skipping a year, you would miss
• 39:38
  out on an entire year and so much would change that you
• 39:40
  wouldn't be there for. So that's the that's the other
• 39:44
  fear is you would miss out on stuff.
• 39:45
  You'd come back a year later not remembering and you would be he
• 39:49
  would have missed out on impactful moments as well over
• 39:52
  that year period. No, I know I.
• 39:53
  Get that part? But it's like if I don't
• 39:56
  remember like like when I was 26.
• 40:02
  But I feel like that's, I feel like it's a future year, like a
• 40:04
  current year. So let's say it's like this
• 40:08
  upcoming year. Would you rather for it like
• 40:11
  relive the worst day of your life for a year?
• 40:14
  I'm I'm coming back on the timeline.
• 40:17
  Your voice coming up your. Voice coming up like like like
• 40:20
  or I. Do want to?
• 40:21
  Remember the next few years for sure.
• 40:24
  So like. So like, so would you?
• 40:27
  Would you skip the next calendar year's worth of memories to not
• 40:31
  relive living one day for a solid year?
• 40:35
  Yes, see and that's where. I'm like, I don't, I don't know
• 40:39
  if I would not, not a couple of years.
• 40:40
  Just. No, just one year, but I mean a
• 40:43
  year's worth of memories a lot. Well, I want to I.
• 40:45
  Want to remember the next year for sure because I'm excited,
• 40:49
  but like because if you. Because if you relive the worst
• 40:57
  day of your life for a year, 365 days of the worst day, and then
• 41:03
  life, and then you come traumatizing and then time picks
• 41:09
  back up normal and you just continue where you want to talk.
• 41:11
  No, no. No, then you're like fucked up
• 41:14
  for life. Well, then it.
• 41:17
  Depends. So it depends on when the worst
• 41:18
  day of your life is, Because you'd be like, for me, what?
• 41:21
  Is the worst day of your life bro.
• 41:23
  I'd be something. Based probably around my
• 41:25
  childhood, somewhere around there or like when I got the day
• 41:28
  I got arrested maybe. So those would be bad days, but
• 41:33
  to relive that every single day? You don't think that that would
• 41:37
  like fuck you up forever? How do you even recover from
• 41:42
  that? But also.
• 41:43
  There's other things that I could potentially miss in a year
• 41:47
  that I'm gone. I don't know, Daddy.
• 41:49
  I think you're that in you. Know in a year that I'm gone
• 41:53
  like so it's like, you know, I mean like going to fucking.
• 41:55
  Prison and getting raped. Like what I'm saying is like.
• 41:57
  This my dad's like my dad's getting older, my mom's getting
• 42:01
  older. There's a lot of people, you
• 42:04
  know, there's, we have people that in our lives that have
• 42:06
  health issues. So you would so.
• 42:07
  You would suffer in the next. You would suffer through it.
• 42:10
  I would probably suffer through it to be able to spend another.
• 42:12
  If my dad only has one year left, I would choose having that
• 42:16
  one year left with year left with my dad.
• 42:18
  I would choose that you you would having.
• 42:20
  You'd be having the most day of your life of that year.
• 42:23
  Oh, so well then, then, then, then obviously your dad.
• 42:27
  Needs 2. Your dad needs two years left in
• 42:30
  order for what you were. Well then, yeah, then, then.
• 42:33
  Then obviously you wouldn't if no matter what I'm So either way
• 42:37
  you're missing out on a year's worth of time.
• 42:40
  Because one of. Them is you're reliving the
• 42:41
  worst day of your life for a year and that either way you're
• 42:44
  seeing it's getting. Arrested for 365 bucks and what?
• 42:48
  I'm saying is. Either way, in this scenario,
• 42:51
  you're losing a year of current time because one of them is
• 42:56
  because you're skipping it and forgetting it.
• 42:57
  The other one is you're being separated from it, from your
• 43:01
  from reality and you're just reliving this day over and over
• 43:04
  again. So.
• 43:05
  Well, think about like if you were comatose, you know, for a
• 43:09
  year versus going to jail every single fucking day for a year.
• 43:15
  But either. Way you're missing out on time
• 43:17
  so no I agree I. Agree, that's why it's a good
• 43:20
  question. No, it's a terrible question
• 43:23
  because there's not. You're not having to choose
• 43:25
  between. Either way, you're missing out
• 43:27
  on like no, I get. It but when I say good question
• 43:30
  I mean hard to answer. Both shitty questions.
• 43:35
  They're both shitty answers. There's I agree.
• 43:39
  Yeah, there's. A dark alert.
• 43:45
  Therapy question #3 Would you rather be best friends with
• 43:53
  yourself at 13 years old or your future self at 80 years old?
• 44:04
  Probably me at 80. Same.
• 44:07
  Just because that means I made it to 80, Yeah. 13 I was a punk
• 44:11
  ass. I would have been cool.
• 44:12
  I would have like I actually do. Like myself at 13, like I
• 44:16
  definitely fucking kick it with him, but like 80 just means I
• 44:20
  made it to 80 and I always thought like I might be like a
• 44:24
  JFK martyr and die like in my 40s or something.
• 44:28
  Yeah, I mean you can't really. I I think you can get good
• 44:31
  advice from yourself. At 8013 year old me wouldn't
• 44:34
  have shit for advice. Yeah, but I have.
• 44:37
  No problems with 13 year old dandy.
• 44:40
  No, I mean I. Was just we were just punk kind
• 44:42
  of punk asses. We were cool.
• 44:44
  Yeah, well, we were punk asses. It's OK to say that you're and
• 44:47
  that. Is kind of fun your net like
• 44:49
  that we actually knew each other when we were like we.
• 44:52
  Were we were Dicks, it's cool. I wouldn't say we were Dicks.
• 44:57
  Yes, all boys. I was like a sweet.
• 44:59
  Boyfriend to like get out of here.
• 45:02
  Dude, when I was searching you were you were specifically?
• 45:06
  You were sweet. To your girlfriend.
• 45:08
  Other than that, you were kind of a Dick, because I was kind of
• 45:10
  a Dick. We were all kind of definitely.
• 45:12
  Not we're 13. Year old boy.
• 45:14
  No, I mean that is. True, She she, she was like,
• 45:16
  like the she tried to like change me from the bad boy to
• 45:21
  the we were like we were. Like edgy, that's why girls like
• 45:23
  this in the 1st place, because we got in trouble, no?
• 45:26
  You're right, You're right. You're we.
• 45:28
  Would we? Would it's like that?
• 45:30
  I wouldn't say Dicks. Though I just think we were
• 45:33
  just. No, but if you walked up on I
• 45:36
  was like in. Cotillion at the same time,
• 45:38
  yeah, it's. Like a little Dick would be in
• 45:40
  cotillion because your parents like, we need to teach you how
• 45:42
  to have better manners. So we're going to send you to
• 45:44
  cotillion. And it was just like, yeah,
• 45:47
  let's like, let's like do shit we're not supposed to do and our
• 45:51
  parents don't. OK.
• 45:51
  I just. Don't.
• 45:54
  OK, how about this? We weren't douche bags.
• 45:58
  Yeah, you evolve into that. That'd be that.
• 46:01
  I did, definitely. Not 7th. 8th 9th grade is when
• 46:04
  you hit that arrow or eighth grade.
• 46:06
  I thought that was 13th. Oh yeah.
• 46:08
  OK. So yeah, I know.
• 46:09
  So freshman, sophomore years, whenever you get that, like that
• 46:12
  D bag area, start getting into that.
• 46:14
  Yeah, no, it's OK. Definitely.
• 46:17
  Definitely never been a douchebag.
• 46:19
  It's the. Evolution of becoming just
• 46:21
  chill. Just chill.
• 46:22
  AF not not claiming douchebag saddest ever I mean.
• 46:26
  I've always just said that we at least the perception of us from
• 46:31
  the outside, especially people who we would, we would meet
• 46:36
  casual, we would fight. Douchebags, but we would never
• 46:39
  like. We were still a bunch of dudes
• 46:43
  who went to South Lake, so the perception of us from the
• 46:45
  outside would be that we are douchebags.
• 46:47
  I don't give a shit. What the fuck the perception is
• 46:49
  that? I was talking about like
• 46:51
  internally. No I.
• 46:52
  Would say that we were actually D bags, but never.
• 46:56
  Ever. Like I'm serious.
• 47:00
  Like it's like it's like we might have, we might have done
• 47:03
  some like gangster shit, like we're in douche bags.
• 47:08
  I don't know about. Gangster either.
• 47:09
  It's pretty well I mean. You're just like rolling up into
• 47:12
  garages burbs. Burbs style, yeah.
• 47:17
  And last therapy question, you know, therapy question #4 would
• 47:23
  you rather dream only nightmares but wake up refreshed, or dream
• 47:32
  only paradise but wake up exhausted?
• 47:37
  Nightmare isn't refreshed. Plus then I come out like AG,
• 47:42
  like I'd be like, like having nightmares.
• 47:45
  That'd be crazy. You're, I don't know, I'd
• 47:47
  probably get into like FBI profiling or something, pretend
• 47:50
  to be a medium or something. Like there's got to be a way.
• 47:54
  I'm always looking for a way to monetize these.
• 47:56
  So I would use that in some way like, but, you know, come up
• 47:59
  with something, dude. Wow, wow, I already knew you
• 48:04
  were going to say something crazy.
• 48:08
  I have no idea. I like literally cannot answer
• 48:11
  that question. Because dreaming in paradise but
• 48:14
  being in paradise would be exhausted.
• 48:16
  But. Being exhausted, then there's no
• 48:18
  point to the sleep. Then you're always going to be
• 48:20
  tired. That sounds fucking miserable.
• 48:21
  You're going to be awful to be around.
• 48:23
  You know I mean like at least if it's like, oh, I just have night
• 48:26
  terrors, you'd be like that weird dude that's like, hey,
• 48:28
  like, you know, hey girl, like I know we started dating and
• 48:31
  that's the first time spending. I have night terrors if I wake
• 48:34
  up early and I make breakfast, like come on, bro, 'cause you're
• 48:37
  refreshed like you might be able to.
• 48:38
  I'm definitely. Definitely waking up early
• 48:40
  tomorrow and making breakfast, but that's a different story.
• 48:47
  I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
• 48:49
  Nightmares. You have to.
• 48:50
  Answer. It's your question.
• 48:52
  You can't put up your own question and not answer it.
• 48:55
  No, I put these questions in here to see what the fuck you
• 48:58
  would say. Like they're back and.
• 49:02
  Forth. They're both no I, I.
• 49:03
  Get it? I get it.
• 49:04
  Pick one. No, you're right.
• 49:06
  I guess then I just don't want to have nightmares every day,
• 49:11
  but I. Mean, but I don't.
• 49:13
  But you're right, you're right. I don't want to wake up
• 49:15
  exhausted every day there every day.
• 49:18
  And every day. I am waking up like with my, my
• 49:20
  body like hurting. So like I kind of I kind of get
• 49:24
  it. So it's.
• 49:25
  Like you're only ever tired or you're only ever refreshed.
• 49:29
  I don't care what it is, sleep is important.
• 49:32
  It's worth its weight in gold and it weighs nothing, so it's
• 49:36
  priceless and and. Gold and gold is popping right
• 49:39
  now. My God.
• 49:44
  And also, Warren Buffett said he would never invest in gold,
• 49:47
  period. And the story your boy had, your
• 49:51
  boy had thousands of dollars invested in gold.
• 49:56
  Like there's a stock. Yeah.
• 49:59
  Called gold. Yeah, yeah.
• 50:01
  Yeah. Yeah, and then I heard Warren
• 50:03
  Buffett say he's never invested in gold and would never pull the
• 50:08
  fuck out. Immediately, Literally seconds
• 50:14
  later, I trust that motherfucker.
• 50:18
  I was like how? How's it worked out for you so
• 50:20
  far? Well.
• 50:22
  I mean, well, gold's up only because Trump's fucking with the
• 50:29
  Fed. Like, that's it.
• 50:30
  But like, that's not like, I don't know, I, I, I got it As
• 50:36
  soon as I heard him say that I got it.
• 50:38
  I was like, yeah, you're right. Like get the fuck out of here,
• 50:40
  dude. Yeah.
• 50:41
  Do you need your? Break, Sir, Just.
• 50:45
  For like literally like 5 minutes, if that's cool.
• 50:48
  Yeah. All right.
• 50:49
  We will be back after our 5 minute break.
• 50:54
  BRB. And now we're.
• 50:58
  Back to the topics. This is brought to you by
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  NPRKERI. So this is an old article.
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  So I follow this Instagram account or a couple of them and
• 51:15
  there's this one called Kwan Mills Books.
• 51:18
  Quan Mills is an author. So I was curious.
• 51:20
  I literally looked up who Like who is Quan Mills?
• 51:23
  Like who the fuck is this guy Because he writes the most
• 51:26
  ridiculous books ever. One of them is actually titled
• 51:29
  like the title of the stream My Baby Daddy's a Bedbug.
• 51:33
  I have pulled up several different titles of Quan Mills
• 51:37
  books. They are absolutely incredible.
• 51:40
  I think our listeners will enjoy them.
• 51:42
  But this is an article written in on October 12th of 2023 from
• 51:47
  Elena Wise, and it's called, It says Quan Mills is out to make a
• 51:51
  buck. One St. lit, one St. lit book at
• 51:55
  a time. Quan Mills knows his writing is
• 51:59
  provocative. That's the whole point with
• 52:01
  titles like Pregnant by By Pregnant by My Mother's Gay
• 52:05
  Husband and my Pastor Got His. Pregnant.
• 52:10
  The cell. Pregnant by my mother's gay
• 52:14
  husband. The self.
• 52:16
  Published Mills has carved a very that fucking comment
• 52:21
  that's. The title, It's in quotes or My
• 52:24
  Pastor Got a Stripper pregnant. The self published Mills has
• 52:28
  carved out a very specific niche in the urban fiction space.
• 52:32
  I decided to try to try to experiment with different titles
• 52:36
  that were like very on the nose, very controversial, salacious
• 52:40
  that I just knew would grab people's attention and it
• 52:43
  worked, Mills told NPR. When Mills commissioned his
• 52:47
  first book commissioned his first book, titled Ran Off on
• 52:51
  the Plug Twice, named after the popular rap song of the time, he
• 52:56
  never really expected the novel to gain much traction to This
• 53:00
  guy's incredible. Like, this is ridiculous.
• 53:02
  He, he had just got let go, just got listen to this, just got let
• 53:06
  go from his job in Chicago and was feeding.
• 53:10
  I was feeling burned out from his Corp, from the corporate
• 53:13
  scene at at first I was like, you know, I'm not doing that.
• 53:17
  That's weird, Mill said of writing urban fictions.
• 53:20
  But in need of money and inspired by a friend who is
• 53:23
  self-publishing her own books and bringing in comfortable
• 53:26
  income doing it, Mills decided to dive in.
• 53:30
  His first book landed with a big splash, but it wasn't until he
• 53:33
  tapped into increasingly controversial titles that he
• 53:37
  truly found his audience. His next His next title?
• 53:43
  My Bad White Bitch was his first step in that direction.
• 53:47
  I saw this one cover. It was very different from the
• 53:49
  standard urban fiction cover. It was a white woman on it,
• 53:53
  blonde hair, a Lamborghini, drugs, guns, Mills said of a pre
• 53:58
  made cover he found online. Those other elements are very
• 54:02
  common for urban fiction covers. But the white woman wasn't.
• 54:06
  So he hired a ghost writer and published a novel.
• 54:09
  The book earned him somewhere in the neighborhood of $10,000 in
• 54:13
  two months. That sudden infusion of gash was
• 54:17
  a was a lifesaver in a way, but also it was a signal that, OK,
• 54:22
  there's something here with the titles, Will said.
• 54:25
  It's going to grab people's attention and you're going to
• 54:28
  make money. What do you think so far?
• 54:33
  The most bad shit shit I've ever heard this is.
• 54:36
  Incredible. This is so great.
• 54:40
  OK, I'm going to like there's more, but before we get there's
• 54:46
  more. Before we get.
• 54:48
  Into it like I have some of them pulled up, but one of the most
• 54:51
  recent posts he has this is the title of the book is Becky got
• 54:58
  pregnant by a dope boy rapper La Boo Boo doll from hell.
• 55:03
  That is the title of this book. I got a.
• 55:06
  Text I got a text literally yesterday asking me what the
• 55:13
  fuck Lib Boo Boo was and I just had to hit him with our podcast.
• 55:18
  I was like and Spotify is like good at like categorizing like
• 55:24
  our discussions. So I could hit him with like
• 55:27
  exactly what Lib Boo Boo like, like it has like like it says
• 55:36
  Lib Boo Boo. Like when we talk about Lib Boo
• 55:39
  Boo, it's like categorized. And so I didn't like send him
• 55:43
  like the exact same spot, which is like an hour and 20 minutes
• 55:47
  and or whatever the fuck about it.
• 55:53
  I was like full last discussion, no idea what it was until we
• 55:57
  talked about it. There's.
• 55:59
  Another title, my husband is sleeping with my sister's
• 56:02
  husband. My baby daddy stole my tax
• 56:06
  refund. Sleeping.
• 56:10
  With my baby mama's city boys up.
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  City boys up sleeping. With my baby mama's mama's baby
• 56:17
  daddy on Saturday. Sleeping with my baby mama's.
• 56:25
  Sleeping with my baby mama's mama's baby daddy.
• 56:32
  Jesus Christ, my baby. Daddy is a leprechaun.
• 56:36
  Are are. We sure not.
• 56:38
  Are we sure this is not? Are we sure this is not the
• 56:40
  thing that I got my face? On that some of these some of
• 56:47
  these are crazy 1000 LB Beckies and the men that love them.
• 56:53
  My baby daddy stole my Altima. Are we sure this is not the same
• 56:59
  group chat? This is This is.
• 57:01
  These are real books, a snow bud.
• 57:04
  They're books. They're books.
• 57:06
  These are books. And these, the all the albums,
• 57:08
  the covers are crazy. The snow buddy succubus got me
• 57:12
  pregnant. Kind of into that I got.
• 57:19
  Both my alien homeboys from another gallons this Galaxy
• 57:22
  pregnant definitely into that did like OK, so let me get back
• 57:26
  with the article because these are wild.
• 57:28
  So I started seeing these popping up and as memes and I
• 57:31
  was like, bro, who is this Quan Mills Like what is this?
• 57:35
  And it's real. There's an NPR article about
• 57:37
  this man from two years ago, Quan.
• 57:41
  Mills. Not a bad rap name.
• 57:43
  Who is Quan? Mills.
• 57:44
  Mills, whose name is actually Colby Durden, was born and
• 57:48
  raised in Miami. But now.
• 57:50
  Bellhong, just before you go on, is the Mills with the Z, yeah,
• 57:54
  with the. Z of course.
• 57:55
  OK, yeah, but now he lives with his wife in the suburbs of
• 57:59
  Chicago. If you would have asked me 10
• 58:01
  years ago would I be doing this, I would be like hell no.
• 58:04
  In fact, it's interesting because I actually do have a
• 58:07
  background in working in for nonprofits.
• 58:10
  A 39 year old, raised by both parents, describes as a solidly
• 58:15
  middle class household and never envisioned himself working in
• 58:18
  politics. Wasn't until he got yeah.
• 58:22
  It wasn't until 2017, when he lost his job as a proposal
• 58:25
  writer that he explored St. Lit.
• 58:28
  I was like, hey, you know what? Screw corporate America.
• 58:31
  I'm not going back. I'm going all in with urban
• 58:33
  fiction. But as he amassed the following,
• 58:37
  churning out book after book, sometimes spending a little as a
• 58:40
  little time as a weekend penning a piece, Mills found himself
• 58:43
  embroiled in controversy with readers and the competitive
• 58:47
  spats with these, with other writers.
• 58:50
  I started seeing all these conspiracy theories floating on
• 58:52
  Facebook that he was killed by LAPD for trying to make a Doctor
• 58:57
  Sebby documentary. I was thinking I tried to crack
• 59:00
  a joke about the spirit of Clayton Bigsby, which was a Dave
• 59:04
  Chappelle character, and unfortunately it was the best.
• 59:06
  The best Dave Chappelle character, but he used the.
• 59:09
  Hard R he also hard R retarded other R that.
• 59:15
  That. Couple Oh the hard.
• 59:17
  R No, no, no, the other one. That, coupled with his use of
• 59:22
  obvious, generic, generally faceless online presence, but
• 59:27
  his theories that he was the writer behind titles like Old
• 59:30
  Thought Next Door. What?
• 59:36
  These are crazy butts, dude. Street lit is crazy.
• 59:40
  Mills, who admits having a trolling nature at times, ran
• 59:43
  into his new found identity joking in another post.
• 59:45
  Yep, I'm enjoying my white life on his sunny beaches in
• 59:49
  California. Which is funny because he's like
• 59:51
  a black guy, but everybody thinks he's white because he
• 59:54
  he's writing these ridiculous books that it couldn't be a
• 59:57
  black guy doing it, that is. Wild.
• 1:00:01
  I. I covered back-to-back by Drake
• 1:00:05
  and sent it to Joseph and there was no hard Rs but just not
• 1:00:14
  comfortable posting it or publishing it I should say.
• 1:00:19
  Despite the high praises he receives from fans, critics say
• 1:00:22
  that Mills work is an exploitive, exploitative and
• 1:00:27
  overly simplistic of the black life.
• 1:00:31
  It's commodifying the black experience.
• 1:00:33
  University of New Haven professor Randall Horton.
• 1:00:36
  Imagine being a professor being interviewed on NPR about an
• 1:00:40
  author who wrote a book. And this is this is another real
• 1:00:44
  one. I was looking, I have the
• 1:00:45
  picture somewhere. It's hilarious.
• 1:00:47
  I fell in love with a BB dub reptilian boss or something and
• 1:00:53
  it's like got this like dinosaur woman with a BBL.
• 1:00:56
  It's like the funniest in front of her Mercedes.
• 1:00:58
  What's the BBL like the big like wherever you get your what BBLS
• 1:01:06
  whenever you get your butt filled up with what fat or
• 1:01:09
  whatever, it's what people go to Mexico.
• 1:01:11
  People died getting BBLS in Mexico.
• 1:01:13
  Brazilian butt lift. Yeah, everybody knows, I think.
• 1:01:19
  Everybody knows that you're talking about Drake.
• 1:01:20
  You don't know I I literally do not know Drizzy, dude.
• 1:01:23
  I literally do. Not know what you're talking
• 1:01:24
  about? Horton Is it a.
• 1:01:27
  Word not your boy's porns. Porns are history is deleted,
• 1:01:34
  Horton said. Things are said are things that
• 1:01:38
  him and black people have actually experienced, not just
• 1:01:41
  fodder for out for outsiders to laugh at.
• 1:01:43
  I spent 30 years on the street hustling and smuggling all kinds
• 1:01:47
  of things, went to prison. I did time.
• 1:01:49
  I wanted to talk all about those things that Mills is talking
• 1:01:52
  about and I did, you know, in my own way.
• 1:01:55
  But what Mills is doing, it seems more like a cash grab.
• 1:01:58
  If you're just going to make, if you're in it just to make money,
• 1:02:01
  then maybe that's the path for you.
• 1:02:03
  And you don't have to think about any consequences for
• 1:02:06
  whatever happens. I mean, I don't if you're going
• 1:02:09
  to get that up in arms because you know, oh, it's AI fell in
• 1:02:12
  love with the BB, the BBL Velociraptor.
• 1:02:15
  That's what it was Velociraptor. I mean that.
• 1:02:18
  Sounds kind of hot. Dude, they're crazy.
• 1:02:21
  BBL Velociraptor I. Think it was ABB.
• 1:02:25
  Kind of end of that, I think it was a BB.
• 1:02:27
  Dub actually velociraptor Pregnant by what is that big
• 1:02:31
  beautiful woman pregnant by my demonic rose toy from hell?
• 1:02:37
  Like what are? Like these and a?
• 1:02:38
  Raptor pregnant by. My granddaddy's boyfriend.
• 1:02:44
  Bro. Get out of here.
• 1:02:49
  They're great. These are like that.
• 1:02:50
  They all stop. They were about to get like
• 1:02:53
  fucking shadow banned. Why?
• 1:02:56
  These are book titles. How is that bad?
• 1:02:59
  Because. It's bad.
• 1:03:01
  That's why we're talking about it.
• 1:03:02
  What the What was the last one? You said the last one.
• 1:03:06
  Pregnant by my granddaddy's boyfriend and I'm like.
• 1:03:11
  I did that shit out. How are we not going to get
• 1:03:17
  back? But like.
• 1:03:18
  These dude, I'm telling you, listeners go on Instagram, go on
• 1:03:23
  to look up, look up on those do. Any of those look at?
• 1:03:27
  Some of these the album art that's so good.
• 1:03:31
  Nope, it's. So.
• 1:03:32
  Good like the cover art for sleeping with my baby for my.
• 1:03:36
  Mama's baby sleeping. With my baby mama's mama's baby
• 1:03:41
  daddy is one of the best. I can't.
• 1:03:44
  I can't, I can't, I can't. But I'll be right.
• 1:03:46
  You're right. I'm also a little jealous.
• 1:03:48
  Oh, like my. Baby daddy is a bed bug and it's
• 1:03:51
  like my. Baby daddy's baby daddy is.
• 1:03:55
  The hardest shit. I've ever heard my baby.
• 1:03:57
  Mama's mama's baby daddy. That's the.
• 1:04:00
  Hardest shit I've ever heard. That's like hit him up by Tupac.
• 1:04:06
  I got my husband and his daddy pregnant.
• 1:04:09
  That's the title of one of these butts and it's like 2 grown man.
• 1:04:13
  That's that's. Like come back to Cali.
• 1:04:16
  With, with, with bait, with bellies.
• 1:04:18
  They got bellies to eat. They're rocking up.
• 1:04:20
  Ambitiously, I mean. I'm telling you, look up like
• 1:04:23
  Quan Mills for life. Picture me rolling pregnant by a
• 1:04:27
  dope boy little Boo Boo doll from hell.
• 1:04:30
  And it's like and it's like a big that's ether.
• 1:04:33
  One of them. That's ether one of them.
• 1:04:35
  Is like like a like a dread head too.
• 1:04:39
  So it's like they're Oh my God, they're so good.
• 1:04:43
  Why are these books? Because it's St. lit dude.
• 1:04:47
  Why doesn't it just? Drop rhymes like I don't even
• 1:04:50
  get it. St.
• 1:04:52
  Lit dude article. #2 from the BBC White House denies Trump's
• 1:05:00
  alleged birthday message to Epstein is authentic.
• 1:05:06
  I'm pretty sure we all know it is.
• 1:05:07
  The White House has denied the alleged letter from Donald Trump
• 1:05:10
  to Jeffrey Epstein is authentic, saying the president did not
• 1:05:13
  draw this picture. He did not sign it.
• 1:05:16
  US lawmakers released the letter, which features a drawing
• 1:05:18
  of a woman's body as part of a birthday book for Epstein in
• 1:05:21
  2003. We talked about this weeks ago
• 1:05:26
  whenever this first dropped out. Think the New York, NY Times
• 1:05:29
  released an article mentioning this letter.
• 1:05:33
  It was speculated what it could have looked like.
• 1:05:36
  But you know, we basically had a gist of what the body of it was,
• 1:05:39
  no pun intended, which was like like a narrated a narrated in
• 1:05:44
  the beginning and then like a scripted out conversation.
• 1:05:47
  It reads like they're talking to each other.
• 1:05:50
  It's super weird. It's all about secrets and never
• 1:05:53
  aging And you know, we have things in common.
• 1:05:56
  The the letter is super creepy and it's it comes off as like
• 1:06:01
  2-2 dudes who have a bromance who have secrets together.
• 1:06:06
  That's basically what it reads how it reads.
• 1:06:09
  And now the letter actually got released because the Epstein
• 1:06:13
  estate was subpoenaed to release a bunch of documents in relation
• 1:06:16
  to it. This is as the government or
• 1:06:18
  Congress is compiling all of this stuff and trying to get as
• 1:06:22
  much of the abscene information as possible to release to the
• 1:06:25
  public. And this is the letter actually
• 1:06:28
  came out in this. If he drew it, it's pretty
• 1:06:32
  shitty drawing. the US lawmakers released a letter saying it has
• 1:06:35
  a body. The book was a trove of
• 1:06:37
  documents released by AUS House committee, including the late
• 1:06:42
  financier's will and his personal address book, which
• 1:06:45
  included names of royalties, celebrities, models, politicians
• 1:06:48
  from around the world. The birthday Book contains a
• 1:06:51
  message from Lloyd Peter Mandelson, the UK ambassador to
• 1:06:54
  the US, and calls him his best pal.
• 1:06:58
  The oversight committee last month issued a legal summons for
• 1:07:01
  the executors of the FC in the state to produce a number of
• 1:07:04
  documents, including the birthday book.
• 1:07:07
  What were you going to say? You look like you're going to
• 1:07:08
  say something. No, I was.
• 1:07:09
  I was, but I don't, I don't ever want to like just cut you off.
• 1:07:15
  I do not understand how everybody who is on the Epstein
• 1:07:23
  shit is people who voted for Donald Trump.
• 1:07:29
  Like I just. Don't get it?
• 1:07:32
  Like it's. Like, it's like Donald Trump's
• 1:07:35
  obviously involved. Like, like, like, no fucking
• 1:07:38
  question. Oh, there's some.
• 1:07:41
  There's some pretty wild stuff, I know, but it's like, but it's
• 1:07:44
  like, why are you? Like you so like passionate
• 1:07:48
  about the Epstein shit, child molesters.
• 1:07:55
  And you're not like coming after Donald Trump in the Catholic
• 1:07:58
  Church. Well.
• 1:07:59
  But that's the problem, allegedly.
• 1:08:01
  But that's the issue with like in the Republican Party right
• 1:08:05
  now is there is a division. You have the Lindsey Graham you
• 1:08:08
  have now. But you have the Nancy.
• 1:08:10
  Maces who were like no, we need to release this stuff no I.
• 1:08:13
  No, I understand there is now like a division, but it's like,
• 1:08:16
  how do you all fucking not know? Like this is like already up
• 1:08:20
  like well, I think that. Maybe he used it as a tool to.
• 1:08:24
  I think that they thought he went on bullshit.
• 1:08:26
  No, but I think. He thought that other that the
• 1:08:29
  American public couldn't do anything about it, so they would
• 1:08:32
  get over it because they can't do anything as where I so I
• 1:08:35
  assumed he thought that the people that are in the
• 1:08:37
  Republican Party would follow suit, line up with him, not vote
• 1:08:41
  against him, not push for the release because he doesn't want
• 1:08:43
  it and he's getting pushed back in that way.
• 1:08:45
  I think that he knew that the American public No, I get what
• 1:08:48
  I. Get I get what he's doing.
• 1:08:51
  I don't get why these motherfuckers didn't realize it
• 1:08:55
  ahead of time. Because I fell for it.
• 1:09:00
  This comes out for the He faces growing pressure, including from
• 1:09:03
  his own supporters and within his own party, for more
• 1:09:06
  transparency on what the investigations uncover.
• 1:09:09
  Trump said then campaigning in 2024 that he would be open to
• 1:09:12
  making the information public but changed his position after
• 1:09:15
  assuming power. The 238 page book has dozens of
• 1:09:19
  contributions, including Lord Mandelson, who describes as I've
• 1:09:23
  seen as intelligent and smart witted who parachuted into his
• 1:09:26
  life. When asked by the BBC about the
• 1:09:29
  book, the spokesperson for Lord Mandelson said that the
• 1:09:32
  ambassador had been long cleared clear that he very much
• 1:09:36
  regretted having been introduced to Epstein.
• 1:09:38
  The book was put together for his 50th birthday by Maxwell,
• 1:09:41
  his British Co conspiracer conspiracer who was convicted.
• 1:09:46
  It was created in 2003, three years before the alleged abuse
• 1:09:51
  of Epstein had become public. Scrapbook contained submissions,
• 1:09:55
  apparently various people. So there's other.
• 1:09:57
  Does it mention anything about this on here?
• 1:10:02
  Because there's a picture of the letter that popped up.
• 1:10:04
  So they're trying to say that that's not Donald Trump's
• 1:10:06
  signature. There was a release that New
• 1:10:09
  York Times did because they basically had something locked
• 1:10:11
  and loaded and ready to release when this kid did come out.
• 1:10:16
  Comparing Trump's signature from that time to about from like
• 1:10:19
  1998 to about 2004, and it's all the same.
• 1:10:24
  It's obviously when he just writes Donald, it's obviously
• 1:10:26
  his signature, but they're saying that he didn't sign that,
• 1:10:29
  didn't write it. Who's saying that?
• 1:10:31
  That's what Donald Trump and the White House is saying, that
• 1:10:34
  everybody fuck. The the, the, the fact that
• 1:10:38
  anybody believes anything the fuck this guy's saying is insane
• 1:10:42
  to me, actually. Right.
• 1:10:43
  Now on the stream I have a picture up of the comparison of
• 1:10:45
  from the birthday message, he says.
• 1:10:47
  A long tail. It's like.
• 1:10:50
  How would anybody trust him ever period and like let alone vote
• 1:10:54
  for him like it makes no sense to me the.
• 1:10:57
  Weirdest. So there's more stuff.
• 1:10:59
  So this is Justin revolving around this letter.
• 1:11:01
  Do you want me to read the letter?
• 1:11:05
  No, I actually don't. I'd I'd like to move on like I,
• 1:11:11
  but I like this like it makes me angry.
• 1:11:14
  Well, the. Weird.
• 1:11:15
  There's one more thing that's super weird that Caroline Levitt
• 1:11:18
  had to deal with today. So obviously you'd think like
• 1:11:20
  this letter. Super damning, super bad.
• 1:11:22
  Yes, it exists. Whatever.
• 1:11:24
  Now I remember he's suing New York Times for $10 billion for
• 1:11:30
  releasing the article mentioning that this thing even existed.
• 1:11:33
  You said, you said. A billion?
• 1:11:34
  Yeah, a billion. 10. Billion.
• 1:11:37
  Yeah, 10 billion. Dollars that that's the lawsuit,
• 1:11:42
  that's the lawsuit that he filed whatever that I'm serious that's
• 1:11:46
  the lawsuit that he filed against the New York Times
• 1:11:48
  whoever I. Didn't know that well 'cause it.
• 1:11:50
  Hasn't gone anywhere yet 'cause I mean, he's filing a lawsuit
• 1:11:53
  you think they're at then they're gonna have to do
• 1:11:54
  discovery. They're gonna have to sit.
• 1:11:56
  But. But that's like the group chat
• 1:11:58
  of like the chicks like posting my fucking picture.
• 1:12:01
  It's like I have no, I had no clue.
• 1:12:03
  You've been worried. About the group chats, dude, I'm
• 1:12:05
  a I'm gonna worry and and the thing never.
• 1:12:09
  Been worried about it for from the jump like.
• 1:12:12
  But there's a picture that shows Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump,
• 1:12:19
  another person is blacked out. You don't know who that person
• 1:12:22
  is, but it's Donald Trump. It's a picture from all this
• 1:12:26
  stuff. It's a picture and it's a check
• 1:12:29
  from Donald Trump. It's not his signature, but it's
• 1:12:32
  written like Donald J, like DJ Trump or whatever on it for 2000
• 1:12:36
  for $22,500. And the what the check is for is
• 1:12:42
  for a depreciated woman. There's literally a picture.
• 1:12:47
  What does that mean? Fuck if I know, but he's holding
• 1:12:51
  a giant check like a like a gag check.
• 1:12:54
  That's for two thousand 22,500 woman.
• 1:12:57
  That's not even a real fucking term and the fucking
• 1:13:01
  appreciated. Young woman, sorry.
• 1:13:05
  That's, that's what I didn't want you to say.
• 1:13:09
  Any of this makes me want to throw the fuck up like well
• 1:13:11
  these are the things. That mean that they're that
• 1:13:13
  right now they're acting like isn't real or Caroline Lovett
• 1:13:17
  said. Like that's not his signature.
• 1:13:19
  Now that the pictures not real now that that didn't happen.
• 1:13:22
  All she said is that's not his signature.
• 1:13:23
  It's like, well, no, obviously. It's so gross, dude.
• 1:13:27
  I cannot. I cannot.
• 1:13:29
  They're like stop, let's move on.
• 1:13:31
  We got to move on. OK, I'm.
• 1:13:32
  Just saying this no, I'm telling.
• 1:13:34
  You like, I know, but it bothers me.
• 1:13:37
  Others would be too, but it does.
• 1:13:40
  Does it mean it can't? 2222 in the 500 part is like too
• 1:13:46
  much. It's like and there's and
• 1:13:48
  there's. Like there's and Bill Clinton's
• 1:13:49
  obviously got a letter in there. I know.
• 1:13:52
  There's a lot of. People that are got to stop.
• 1:13:54
  You got to stop. Like they'll just be more.
• 1:13:56
  More stuff appreciated. Young woman is like there's a
• 1:14:00
  picture it's a fucking it's disgusting now last.
• 1:14:05
  Thing about it, because there's interesting information that
• 1:14:07
  comes out about it. There are two people.
• 1:14:10
  So back when there was a sweetheart deal with Alex Acosta
• 1:14:13
  who is our former labor secretary and then he resigned
• 1:14:16
  because everybody find out he was a idiot with all this.
• 1:14:20
  I've seen stuff when he gave him a sweetheart deal, it basically
• 1:14:23
  gave immunity to anybody that was a Co conspirator of Epstein
• 1:14:28
  whenever he got that first deal. So there are two people that
• 1:14:32
  were listed as Co conspirators that are sealed in documents
• 1:14:36
  that there are. They did like money, like
• 1:14:39
  checked money trails. And they're they're saying that
• 1:14:41
  through JP Morgan Trace Chase, there's over like $2 billion
• 1:14:45
  worth of money transactions that might be associated with all
• 1:14:49
  this stuff. But there are two wire payments
• 1:14:52
  to these two same Co conspirators.
• 1:14:55
  Whenever he was getting in trouble the second time, the
• 1:14:59
  second time it started bubbling back up again.
• 1:15:01
  He made he Jeffrey Epstein made direct wire transfers for about
• 1:15:06
  1/4 of $1,000,000 to each of these two people.
• 1:15:09
  But nobody knows who they are now.
• 1:15:11
  There's been and. There's.
• 1:15:14
  Been requests to find out who these two people are because the
• 1:15:18
  only reason this document, the only reason their names are
• 1:15:20
  sealed is because they weren't going to be forced to testify
• 1:15:23
  against Jeffrey Epstein. That's basically why they had
• 1:15:26
  immunity. They weren't going to like they,
• 1:15:28
  they took the deal, they weren't going to say anything and they
• 1:15:31
  weren't going to be able to testify.
• 1:15:32
  But now that he's not here, there's really nobody for them
• 1:15:35
  to testify against. So there's actually this whole
• 1:15:37
  like FOIA battle going on to the side where they're trying to
• 1:15:41
  figure out who these two people are who are in the Miami area
• 1:15:44
  who got cash payments, large wire transfers from Epstein and
• 1:15:49
  they're listed as Co conspirators, but they're sealed
• 1:15:51
  and the DOJ is fighting to not release those names.
• 1:15:55
  So those two people are, they're actively working to continue to
• 1:15:58
  keep those names sealed under like Pam, Pam.
• 1:16:03
  Pam Blondie. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:05
  So like there's so there's so much.
• 1:16:07
  I know I get it. It's a major dark Rd. bro.
• 1:16:10
  We're living under like a fucking fascist dictatorship.
• 1:16:13
  Like, it's like, like it's obvious, but I cannot believe
• 1:16:20
  that like all the people who are like so concerned about Epstein
• 1:16:25
  and Q Anon and all this shit are the ones who voted for him.
• 1:16:31
  Oh, but. Yeah, I mean, no, I, he, he is.
• 1:16:34
  Epstein bro, I just get it done. Oh no, this the the we've had a
• 1:16:42
  fucking criminal initial drops of information in letters and
• 1:16:46
  pictures and they're SO4 fucking.
• 1:16:48
  Wives or whatever. They're so cringe that it makes
• 1:16:51
  it obvious why he's been fighting to cover it up.
• 1:16:54
  I can't, right? I just can't.
• 1:16:55
  I I cannot. Israel has tried to kill Hamas
• 1:17:00
  leaders in a striking Qatar. Trump disapproves.
• 1:17:04
  God damn it you. Just you just want to ramble on
• 1:17:07
  about this because no it. Just pisses me off.
• 1:17:09
  It's like it's like I get Hamas is a fucking was a problem in
• 1:17:16
  Palestine. You're going to go and just
• 1:17:20
  straight up bomb dudes in Qatar after bombing and almost killing
• 1:17:27
  the president of Iran? Like what are we doing dude with
• 1:17:35
  with the United States weapons? Like what the fuck are we doing?
• 1:17:41
  Like stop stop. Like seriously just pump the
• 1:17:46
  fucking brakes. Get the fucking hostages back.
• 1:17:49
  Take a fucking breath, chill the fuck out.
• 1:17:52
  Like I get the like the shit is hostile, but like I like you're
• 1:17:59
  causing more problems than you're solving.
• 1:18:02
  Like that's what it seems like now.
• 1:18:05
  Well, but I mean, you know, we've talked about all the
• 1:18:07
  Qataris back, Hamas and all of that stuff.
• 1:18:11
  So I don't give a shit like. No, I know.
• 1:18:15
  So it's always been these little weird proxy wars.
• 1:18:18
  No, I know. But it's not proxy anymore.
• 1:18:20
  No, I know. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:18:22
  They've just they've they, they've got.
• 1:18:23
  To cross the fucking line dude, like over and over and over
• 1:18:29
  they've just keep crossing like they're like fucking famine like
• 1:18:33
  going on and and fucking Gaza dude, it's like like it's
• 1:18:38
  insanity like they're bombing they they just hit 2 tank
• 1:18:41
  muscles. I don't even even missiles into
• 1:18:47
  a fucking hospital and killed like fucking like 20 people like
• 1:18:53
  10 kids, like 5 reporters like it's like, what are you doing?
• 1:18:57
  Like just stop like for the like I already know what they're
• 1:19:01
  doing. I already get what they're doing
• 1:19:03
  and it's called fucking genocide.
• 1:19:06
  Well, and they're. Pushing it as far as they can
• 1:19:08
  while they have support before anybody says anything.
• 1:19:11
  Yes exactly. They're just trying to see what
• 1:19:14
  they can get away with exactly. And that's not OK.
• 1:19:18
  They're committing war crimes on The Reg.
• 1:19:23
  It's not OK and. It.
• 1:19:25
  And it's under the guidance of the United States, which is also
• 1:19:29
  not OK. Well, and it's like.
• 1:19:30
  We're, we're, it's like we're trusting them.
• 1:19:33
  It's like if we No, hold on, no. I'm saying we, the government.
• 1:19:38
  I'm not saying we, but what I I say we isn't like as they are
• 1:19:42
  doing it because they're getting away with it Exactly.
• 1:19:45
  And it's like, it'd be like being a parent and having a kid
• 1:19:49
  that's a junkie and enabling it. And enabling.
• 1:19:52
  It and your kid keeps like doing drugs all the time and they say
• 1:19:56
  they're going to stop but then you come back and they're lit
• 1:19:58
  again and it's just like, yeah, but there's. 500 fucking
• 1:20:01
  thousand people in the Gaza City fucking starving to death for no
• 1:20:06
  fucking reason. Other than.
• 1:20:09
  Israel wants to fucking swoop it.
• 1:20:13
  It's not OK. I'm sorry.
• 1:20:15
  Like I'm just going to be real about it.
• 1:20:17
  Like it's not OK to me. No, I don't disagree.
• 1:20:20
  I mean, you don't have to. No, I know.
• 1:20:23
  But like I've been. Very, very adamant for I got
• 1:20:26
  into. This argument with somebody like
• 1:20:28
  recently. I've been adamant about what
• 1:20:31
  they've been doing for a while and that just, it's, it's been
• 1:20:33
  lopsided for honestly for decades.
• 1:20:36
  There's no justification for anybody killing anybody
• 1:20:39
  innocent, but they're it's like, it's not even fair.
• 1:20:42
  It's like. Taking a fight with the five.
• 1:20:45
  Year old down the street I will I.
• 1:20:46
  Will, I will give them credit here.
• 1:20:50
  They're surrounded by countries that would commit genocide on
• 1:20:54
  them if they could. But they can't, so they are
• 1:21:02
  threatened. I get that.
• 1:21:05
  What's happening now is not OK. That's it.
• 1:21:14
  Well, I mean, some people would say Israel wouldn't exist
• 1:21:16
  without US support 100. Percent has a right to exist.
• 1:21:21
  Should exist. But so, so so.
• 1:21:26
  But if you were to make the case that AUS support and allied
• 1:21:29
  support helps them exist in a region where they're not wanted,
• 1:21:34
  but now they're using that and taking advantage of the
• 1:21:39
  situation 100%. And that's.
• 1:21:42
  The that's like the latest way to put it.
• 1:21:44
  Boom. Drop the mic.
• 1:21:48
  So now they're. Attacking the Qataris?
• 1:21:51
  Insanity to me like I could not even believe when I was I I sent
• 1:21:56
  that to my my GF as soon as I saw that like at like 5 AMI was
• 1:22:01
  like what the fuck is are they even thinking?
• 1:22:07
  Yeah, last. Article I've been picking weird
• 1:22:14
  ones lately. The Adventures of Emil the Moose
• 1:22:20
  keep a corner of Austria on its toes in Vienna For weeks,
• 1:22:24
  sightings of a rare immigrant have been keeping a corner of
• 1:22:26
  Austria on its toes. A moose has become that has
• 1:22:29
  become known as M Oya. Emil appeared nearly three weeks
• 1:22:35
  ago in Lower Austria Providence in the country's northeast that
• 1:22:39
  surrounds Vienna. It doesn't seem to be in a hurry
• 1:22:42
  to leave. There's just a big ass fucking
• 1:22:44
  mood and I don't know if you know this.
• 1:22:47
  They're so dangerous. Moose are so incredibly
• 1:22:51
  dangerous. Like hippos, Yes.
• 1:22:55
  Probably more dangerous. No.
• 1:22:58
  No. Hippos are the most because I'd
• 1:23:00
  have to be. Like be in a hippo habitat to
• 1:23:03
  like bump into it. I don't even.
• 1:23:05
  Understand that like the like hippos are the most dangerous,
• 1:23:08
  but like also like I didn't I didn't know there was that many
• 1:23:11
  hippos to be that there's like a.
• 1:23:14
  Ten step checklist you got to get through to get to the hippo
• 1:23:18
  to get it to kill. You like if you're starting.
• 1:23:20
  That on that checklist, we got bigger issues, but no moose have
• 1:23:24
  really bad eyesight and they're very territorial, so they're
• 1:23:27
  just like. Fuck you up so they'll fuck.
• 1:23:29
  You up accidentally. And if.
• 1:23:32
  If you ever ever go look, have you ever seen a live full grown
• 1:23:37
  moose in the wild or in video? Dude they're huge.
• 1:23:41
  No, you. Should but also, what is the
• 1:23:44
  plural of moose? What's a moose?
• 1:23:47
  It should be Moose, but it's Moose.
• 1:23:50
  That's the plural but but like I.
• 1:23:55
  Mean they're like they're and they're all legs.
• 1:23:58
  They trample, they stomp their moose will fuck you up.
• 1:24:01
  So that's why they say if you go hiking and you cross paths to
• 1:24:04
  the moose, you just need to like go back, stop, turn around.
• 1:24:07
  It's not worth the it's not worth it because it will it will
• 1:24:09
  charge you and it will mess you up.
• 1:24:12
  It's been an eventful day for a meal.
• 1:24:13
  The moose showed up last week in a suburb.
• 1:24:16
  On Saturday evening he was found.
• 1:24:18
  He found his way onto the main tracks of a main railway
• 1:24:21
  station, prompting several a several hour closure of the main
• 1:24:25
  line which passes through the city.
• 1:24:27
  They're not native to Austria, so he has come over from Pola
• 1:24:30
  via the Czech Republic. Dude this is just vibing.
• 1:24:34
  Like I'm like, could you live in a place could you on?
• 1:24:38
  Is the most always violent No. No, it's not that they're
• 1:24:43
  violent, it's that they're territorial.
• 1:24:45
  They have bad eyesight, so they'll feel threatened.
• 1:24:49
  So then they they're pretty solitary animals, but.
• 1:24:52
  Like could you like domesticate one?
• 1:24:54
  No. I mean, I maybe if you raised
• 1:24:57
  it, but absolutely not. That's crazy because it by the
• 1:25:00
  time it becomes full grown I feel.
• 1:25:02
  Like, like the way that you're describing them.
• 1:25:04
  This is the way that like people describe a pit bull, which I
• 1:25:08
  have like a full. Sitting on my bed.
• 1:25:10
  Right now, and I'm like, dude, there's fuck yeah but.
• 1:25:12
  There's moose that are like 15-16 hundred pounds that like
• 1:25:17
  from the top of its head, if it's standing up from the top of
• 1:25:20
  its head down, it's like it's like it's like 13.
• 1:25:23
  How do you even? Know that.
• 1:25:26
  Because I've looked it up, because I've seen Moose and I'm
• 1:25:28
  like, these are fucking crazy. Why have?
• 1:25:30
  You looked up the weight of an average because I've been.
• 1:25:35
  On a hike before when I was living in Colorado and have come
• 1:25:38
  across a moose and like that things fucking huge.
• 1:25:41
  How much do those things weigh? And it's they're, I thought.
• 1:25:44
  I thought it was Colorado. I thought it was terrifying and.
• 1:25:47
  You would see them in like, you know, Colorado, Wyoming.
• 1:25:50
  They're like, they're out and about.
• 1:25:51
  I was just like bro. You're just like hitting me with
• 1:25:54
  moose facts. Like no.
• 1:25:56
  They can get huge, They can get really big and like really,
• 1:25:59
  especially if they have like a full rack.
• 1:26:01
  If it's like a male with a full rack, OK.
• 1:26:05
  They're crazy. I'd I.
• 1:26:07
  Believe you could you live. I'm just like living without my
• 1:26:11
  work. How detailed you are with your
• 1:26:13
  Moose facts. I have lots.
• 1:26:15
  Of facts about random stuff in it.
• 1:26:17
  No, I'm saying. So do I dude.
• 1:26:18
  Like I just like like just ramble off about like fucking
• 1:26:22
  Azer Azerbaijan, you know? It's like, but I'm just the
• 1:26:27
  moose. Shit is weird.
• 1:26:29
  Like could you live in a place where moose randomly appear?
• 1:26:33
  Like could you be that 100? Percent yeah I fuck with that
• 1:26:39
  shit. I'll just be intense, man.
• 1:26:43
  Well, your boys been. To like Lake Tahoe and I feel
• 1:26:45
  like missus live there. I'm not sure if I ever saw one,
• 1:26:48
  but you'd know. If you did, yeah, I would not
• 1:26:52
  try to befriend it. Wouldn't try to befriend it.
• 1:26:56
  And they're fast too. They're fat.
• 1:26:58
  They're those I'm trying to. Think if I've ever even seen I
• 1:27:02
  feel I feel like I've seen one, but I'll.
• 1:27:06
  Send you some videos and they're like I'm.
• 1:27:10
  Trying to think of like where I would have seen a moose but I
• 1:27:12
  feel like I have. They're terrifying and awesome
• 1:27:17
  at the same time. But like I said, they have
• 1:27:19
  really bad eyesight. So I know there's some videos.
• 1:27:21
  There's a dude of like some video of some dude kissing one.
• 1:27:24
  I'll send you this one video, bro.
• 1:27:26
  They're not always like terrifying.
• 1:27:29
  I just sent you a video like look on your phone on Instagram.
• 1:27:33
  Not on the pod, it's. Taller than the cars it's
• 1:27:36
  walking by. Nah bro, like a reindeer.
• 1:27:41
  You actually want me to look? At this Yeah, I.
• 1:27:43
  Actually do because you need to see like this.
• 1:27:45
  Like they can get huge because I got.
• 1:27:47
  Seven texts from the GF and I looked at them and I didn't get
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  your text. No, I didn't.
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  It was. I sent it on Instagram.
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  Well, I'm definitely not looking at that then.
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  Oh, OK. What else do you what?
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  Else do you got? I would say meditate bitches.
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  But or is that just that's what you would say and that's what
• 1:28:12
  you're saying both OK, well, y'all make sure you like follow,
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  subscribe, leave a review that helps us with the rhythms, the
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  ALG's algorithms. I just that was awesome.
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  A super bad ass. Just just checking, just peeking
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  out the door, running security. Yeah like follow, subscribe,
• 1:28:30
  leave a comment, whatever. We appreciate y'all checking us
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  out. It's always good to be here #193
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  either first rule of flight club slash my baby daddy's a bed bug.
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  If you have time go check out Quan Mills books please like
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  please and also. Also, are we dating the same
• 1:28:50
  person? Mystery Secret cult Scientology
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  fucking. Weird that it exists.
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  Not an app, not a website, a secret group.
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  Secret society that I wasn't. Supposed to know about, but now
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  you do. Because you're the asshole.
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  That's how it works. I wasn't the.
• 1:29:12
  Asshole though, but you were. Posted in it so that's was not
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  supposed to happen. Every, like everybody said it
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  was fine. Like, like there was like, yeah,
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  no, he's like, cool. As far as we.
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  Could read because there's 13 comments and only the person who
• 1:29:28
  posted it can see like all like most of them I guess.
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  I have fucking no clue how this show works like like to be
• 1:29:36
  honest. But my point is I'm not the
• 1:29:39
  asshole. Just ask me if if I'm dating
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  somebody else and I'll tell you. And guess what?
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  I'm not. I'm only monogamous at this
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  point. Boom.
• 1:29:49
  I. Heard it here first.
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  Y'all be good, be safe, stay out of trouble.
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  What are you about to say? Shut.
• 1:29:59
  Up, yeah. Go fuck yourselves.