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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: I mean, I have a little scab on my look
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  Speaker 1: because I can get any.
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  Speaker 2: Other day of the week, I would I'll be one
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  Speaker 2: thousand percent down is it would not bug me.
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  Speaker 3: But he has a visible I have.
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  Speaker 4: A little scab, and just don't kiss you. Will take
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  Speaker 4: your end of the hot dog, put it into the
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  Speaker 4: back that way. There's like a dental damn. Okay, in
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  Speaker 4: front of your stupid face, you know, speaking of a
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  Speaker 4: dumb ask Tyler, come on in here, Tyler, I have
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  Speaker 4: a d a.
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  Speaker 1: T yeah, in the building.
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  Speaker 4: In the building, all right, I have I have a
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  Speaker 4: proposition for for Tyler. I'm not sure he'd be down
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  Speaker 4: when they're not actually and bring bring Morgan in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: hold on, I got an I got an idea.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see because both of these both these people are
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  Speaker 4: always down for a little extra, little extra cash.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, they're.
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  Speaker 4: Always down the team up, you know, and just well
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  Speaker 4: maybe not so much that we're just waiting on We're
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  Speaker 4: waiting on Morgan. Hig Tyler, Hello, how are you? How's
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  Speaker 4: how's everything going? Where is there she is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: There she is. Tyler is not wearing a hat today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird, it's odd.
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  Speaker 6: I like it.
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  Speaker 7: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Haircut.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: He really wants to show off that haircut. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: there's a there's one back by the ways. Oh she
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  Speaker 4: goes back.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, how do you say it?
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  Speaker 5: Morgan means like resp.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So we've heard all the news about the the outbreak, right,
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  Speaker 4: the you know, diarrhe stuff like that. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: tell you where I got these things from. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: going to give you any other details, but it was
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Farms, right, that was responsible. Now I have some
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Farms. What specifically do we have, Jeff, we have
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Farms salad kitpeno h Taylor Farms. Yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: then we also have.
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  Speaker 7: Taylor Farms head of lettuce because the lets has been
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  Speaker 7: recalled as well.
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  Speaker 5: Okay do you I already know the question, but yeah,
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  Speaker 5: give it to me.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, we could do like some
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  Speaker 4: tailor farm tailor farms roulette. Let's just see if you
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  Speaker 4: get diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: What are the chances?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Okay, you're both down for it, all right,
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  Speaker 4: fin enthusiastic. Well no, I mean he's like it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're not gonna be like oh yeah, yeah, his body
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  Speaker 4: might reject it thrilled the potential hospital. Would it be hospital?
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was just diarrhea.
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  Speaker 6: How bad it get?
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  Speaker 1: It depends how long the diarrhea lasts.
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  Speaker 3: In some cases it could be nuclear diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: It could be bad.
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  Speaker 5: All right, worth it?
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  Speaker 1: All right, totally worth it? Yeah? Okay, what the price
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  Speaker 1: tag is?
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  Speaker 4: Well? How much? How much would it take for you?
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  Speaker 1: Greg? Not that much? Probably i'd probably eat some Like
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  Speaker 1: how are you talking about just a portion like one's.
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  Speaker 4: Salid or a whole head of lettuce? That's a good
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  Speaker 4: that's you know what, that's a really.
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  Speaker 1: Good question, and it's a good question. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See we're figuring this out on the fly. Yeah, how
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  Speaker 4: much you got.
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  Speaker 5: Those packaged salad bags? I'll eat the whole bag.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's that much lettuce.
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  Speaker 5: And I never stopped once this recall started. I stayed
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  Speaker 5: by actually mega on sale right now.
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  Speaker 6: When I get it's for the family, it's not enough?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, Uh, what do you think like a
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  Speaker 4: hundred bucks each?
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  Speaker 1: Is that fair? That sounds fair?
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  Speaker 6: What do you?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I guess And if you need any kind of like
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  Speaker 4: a medium and stuff, I'll put the bill.
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  Speaker 6: From the emergency room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, yeah, all right to eat a salad
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  Speaker 4: you would eat anyway. Now most likely, most likely it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like every bag no, you know, but this
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  Speaker 4: one with the jalapeno salad mix. I mean that's everything
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  Speaker 4: all in one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm a salad kit addict. I buy them all
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  Speaker 1: the time. I've never heard of the Hall of Penion
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  Speaker 1: one that sounds good, especially is it like.
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  Speaker 6: The Crispity like Halloween? Just grab it, just gonna go
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  Speaker 6: grab it, can of those.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I mean Tyler might just throw it up just
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  Speaker 4: because it's salad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do a whole lot of salad.
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  Speaker 5: What you know, either.
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  Speaker 6: Way that's going to be good for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: How long?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So here's the question. I don't know, like when
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  Speaker 4: you eat something like that that would give you diarrhea
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  Speaker 4: with like.
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  Speaker 1: How long does that take to manifest into diarrhea?
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to this kind of stuff, I think it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like on how healthy you're inside and your gut is,
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  Speaker 5: like Sammy, it would be a steady less Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Usually say well food poisoning, they say it's it kicks
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  Speaker 8: off between eight and twenty four hours after you eat it.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, oh that long?
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  Speaker 3: Because some people claim like right away instantly.
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  Speaker 6: That's not no, no, not food poisoning.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's the jalapeno popper minus you do love halopenno poppers?
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  Speaker 1: Could you please?
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  Speaker 4: Romaine lettuce, kale grows, smoked white cheddar cheese, crispy fried onions, carrots,
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  Speaker 4: red cabbage, hatch chili crouton, crumbles, popper ranch dressing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you supposed to pretty good? Are you supposed to
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  Speaker 3: put that on the grill?
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  Speaker 4: Limited addition on the grill?
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean chopped up some chicken in there?
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  Speaker 6: It's like a chili salad.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, look it's all it's all chopped up. It's just
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  Speaker 4: a salad.
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  Speaker 5: It looks fresh too. The lettuce doesn't look yellow.
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  Speaker 4: Ignite your taste buds. We took a fan favorite game
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  Speaker 4: day snack and kicked it up a notch delicious crunchy
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  Speaker 4: chopped salad veggies pair with a perfect blended bold hatch
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  Speaker 4: chili cornbread, cornbread, creutons, crispy onions, smoked white cheddar cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Tossing our creamy kalipinion? Who wants to toss Tyler's salad here?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you have menas baby bird? It to Tyler.
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  Speaker 4: Will be a hard pass. Morgan did it loves she
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  Speaker 4: loved it because you know now you might die it
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  Speaker 4: does say it's mild. Yeah, yeah, it won't be as
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  Speaker 4: Greg likes to say, white guys, white guy.
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  Speaker 7: What if what if we split this salad bag right,
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  Speaker 7: because it's not What if we split this and then
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  Speaker 7: had him eat like a wedge off the iceberg lettuce
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  Speaker 7: which I have.
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  Speaker 6: Are you gonna are you gonna rinse the lettuce or
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  Speaker 6: just straight out.
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  Speaker 4: Of the I would think it's how it's prepared.
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  Speaker 5: Ahead of lettuce.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking how it would be prepared at home, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: everybody would rinse it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually gross. Like if I get ahead of
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  Speaker 1: lettuce for burgers or sandwiches, I just rip off the
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  Speaker 1: outer leaves and then yeah, people don't have one of
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  Speaker 1: those salad spinners.
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  Speaker 4: You get some dust. We see now that you say that,
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  Speaker 4: like lettuce, I would rint. I don't know why, but
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  Speaker 4: like apple, strawberries, blueberries, grapes, any of those other things
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  Speaker 4: that people or like constantly washing before they eat them.
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  Speaker 4: I never do you don't like you, No, I never
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  Speaker 4: do you.
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  Speaker 6: The two of you are such walking contradictions.
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  Speaker 4: I just raw dogs.
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  Speaker 1: What about an apple?
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  Speaker 4: Just just like maybe rub it on your shirt a
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  Speaker 4: little bit like you actually I take the sticker off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then we have one of those things that just
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  Speaker 4: cuts it into all the you know, the wedges or
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  Speaker 4: you push you over the top boom and just cuts
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  Speaker 4: in the wedges and I just eat it from there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, I don't wash them.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, you've been fine.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting my mom.
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  Speaker 4: My mom's got a whole system. She's got this thing
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  Speaker 4: that spins. She's got this special stuff that she buys
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  Speaker 4: that veggie wash. Yeah special, Like what is that?
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  Speaker 6: Veggie makes it fresh longer?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the stuff that you can buy. It's like
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  Speaker 4: a it's like a cleaner for your produce. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I mean I don't eat veggie, so I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 6: Or people like I soak my strawberries and vinegar overnight.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, sounds delicious vinegar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you dilute it with water. But it does
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  Speaker 5: it makes it last longer.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen the videos where people will put the
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  Speaker 4: strawberries in stuff and like the little stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I don't know if that's real.
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  Speaker 6: Or I don't either. I just eat them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: I assume it could be like they say you have
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  Speaker 4: this little one, not say I know, it's the fact
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  Speaker 4: you have the little mites and stuff on your face, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know, that's a real I think if you put
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  Speaker 4: anything under a microscope enough, you're going to you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: micro Yeah. It's kind of like you don't go to
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  Speaker 4: the you don't. You don't go look at the kitchen
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  Speaker 4: or your favorite restaurant. Why ruin it?
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  Speaker 6: There's a reason that's behind closed door.
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  Speaker 4: So Jeff's putting the sal together. Well, let you know
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  Speaker 4: how it goes, easy money, easy eight seven. I want
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  Speaker 4: to hear more about your trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we'll get a recap. We had some guesses while you
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  Speaker 4: were gone on what was going on.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the state of the Union.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, state of the Union, A good way to put that.
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  Speaker 4: And uh Morgan, who all of a sudden has official
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend girlfriend status with the guy that she'd been talking to.
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  Speaker 4: She came to us and she goes, oh, hey, I
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  Speaker 4: have this opportunity to go to Japan. Yes for a
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  Speaker 4: handful of days.
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  Speaker 1: Is it cool if I go?
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  Speaker 4: We're like, yeah, absolutely sure. Yeah, And she went, she
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  Speaker 4: had her trip. We were following along on social media
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  Speaker 4: as much as she was posting about it, and and
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  Speaker 4: now she's back, welcome back. Yeah, So how was how
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  Speaker 4: was the trip? You had never been to Japan before?
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  Speaker 4: Obviously no, Yeah, first time I would?
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  Speaker 3: Did it rule as hard as we said?
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  Speaker 5: Like ten times more than that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Wow, when I tell you, this was the most magical inspiring,
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  Speaker 5: even life changing trip, like of my life. I was
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  Speaker 5: only there for what for five days.
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  Speaker 4: Feels like a long We'll explain what you mean by that.
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  Speaker 4: Just get magical inspiring? Like how magical?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 4: How is it magical? How is it inspiring?
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  Speaker 5: Well? First of all with my boyfriend, which sounds crazy
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  Speaker 5: you to say, I'm just like so into him, but
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  Speaker 5: then also just learning about a new culture, going into
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  Speaker 5: a place that I've only heard about, right, didn't do
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  Speaker 5: much research, didn't even get my phone set up to
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  Speaker 5: work out there, like I was just going with the wind, right,
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  Speaker 5: but to learn, I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Think about that. The phone just doesn't work well.
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  Speaker 5: I used WhatsApp to like text or send pictures and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So you can't be on your network, huh, I mean
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  Speaker 4: there's no way for like you'll go to some places
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  Speaker 4: and like, U, there is a.
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  Speaker 5: Way you can do an e SIM thing, which yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we tried to do that when I was there.
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  Speaker 2: But the phone's easy usually just get another SIM card
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  Speaker 2: if you're if you're service provider.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever, you want to talk to anybody.
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  Speaker 3: It's really really easy to do.
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  Speaker 4: Even think about that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I could only use my phone on Wi Fi,
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  Speaker 5: which that was awesome too, not being on my phone
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  Speaker 5: twenty four to seven and like genuinely being in the moment.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm just so grateful because not only did I
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: get to go to a rise and fight, which is
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  Speaker 5: huge in like the MMA world it used to be
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  Speaker 5: called pride back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: By the change in I wonder, why.
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  Speaker 4: Get hijacked or something.
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  Speaker 5: But then also like I was with locals there, people
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  Speaker 5: that are from Osaka, Japan, and like didn't speak much
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  Speaker 5: English at all, and so everything we went to go
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  Speaker 5: do where, every place we went to eat was like
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  Speaker 5: mega loocal.
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  Speaker 4: Like I saw you tried a bunch of stuff. I
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: saw you tried to cargoes.
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  Speaker 5: Cargo oysters. I had beef tongue delicious. I had stomach
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  Speaker 5: also kind of delicious. I tried everything. Oh the food
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  Speaker 5: was amazing, and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not shy when it comes to try and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: try pretty much everything.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you think of oysters?
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  Speaker 5: I loved him. I think I chewed them too much though,
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: because when I threw it back, everyone was looking at
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  Speaker 5: me like, no swallows and I just.
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  Speaker 4: Spent Yeah, what about the cargo the snails?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you spent your time in Tokyo.
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  Speaker 5: I was in Tokyo, correct, Yeah, but just it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: even like a vacation, right, Like, I feel like I
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  Speaker 5: really got to immerse myself in the culture with the
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  Speaker 5: people there. I spent a day with these girlfriends of
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  Speaker 5: another coach from the team. They didn't speak a lick
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  Speaker 5: of English, so and I didn't have Google Translate because
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have Wi Fi, so to spend a day
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  Speaker 5: with these two girls and we couldn't communicate, but at
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  Speaker 5: the same time, we had a great day. Like it
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  Speaker 5: was just so magical and everyone there is so medicine.
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass have talked about this, but the respect there,
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  Speaker 5: like not only is it a very clean place, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to say, oh saw the time now, Like
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  Speaker 5: the respect that you have for everyone just passing by
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  Speaker 5: or anytime you go on a restaurant, like you bow
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  Speaker 5: to everyone, you know, you take your shoes off. It's
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  Speaker 5: just a whole nother level of respecting human beings.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so let's ask.
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  Speaker 8: The Sea Bass question, how did you feel in your
• 12:41
  Speaker 8: outfits and did you feel comfortable or do.
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  Speaker 6: You feel like you were showing the proper respect? He
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: doesn't know what he's.
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  Speaker 5: Talking about it. First of all, Like I had cute
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: outfits when I was in Japan and dressed up for
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: certain things.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that was the whole thing you were kind of
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: concerned about before you left, even a really big day,
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: you went out shopping and you try to find, you know,
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  Speaker 4: different things.
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  Speaker 5: I was only concerned about the first class flight.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, which we'll get to, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: But everyone there was dressed the same as me in
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  Speaker 5: sweats and you know, yeah, yeah, I don't feel like
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  Speaker 5: people were looking at me and judge of me.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's had a big deal that you were gonna
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: wear a tank top and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was mostly just for the flight.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and it's not like you were traveling with like
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  Speaker 6: Morgan Stanley.
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  Speaker 5: These are athletes, right, and it was so cool to
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: be with these huge like these are heavyweight guys. Right,
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: the fighter that we saw, he's six or eight, and so,
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: first of all, I'm tall for a girl, but I'm
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  Speaker 5: with all these huge guys. So everywhere we went, people
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: are like, who are these monsters? They call him the
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  Speaker 5: Japanese Godzilla for real. So it was just so cool
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  Speaker 5: to not only experience Tokyo, but to be in this MMA.
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  Speaker 4: World first time, all these new experiences, all the things
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  Speaker 4: that you did and tried and everything out. What was
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  Speaker 4: your What was the best thing you did?
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  Speaker 7: Hmm?
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  Speaker 5: Either the fight, the rise and fight was amazing, but
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  Speaker 5: also going to we went to a bunch of different
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  Speaker 5: sanctuaries and shrines, and I learned like the whole cultural
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: you know, how to pay respect to the spirits and
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  Speaker 5: the gods and do all that kind of stuff. And
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  Speaker 5: learning about the culture that I think was the most
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  Speaker 5: powerful thing.
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  Speaker 4: What was the best thing you ate?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's tough. Best thing? I really like cow toungue?
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: It was like it was like a Korean barbecue type
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  Speaker 5: thing socause.
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  Speaker 3: That's mostly Korean, not Japanese.
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  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of these restaurants, you go, take your
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  Speaker 5: shoes off, We're sitting on the floor, like these are
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: local spots where like sumo wrestlers go to eat and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You always have one person at the table that serves
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  Speaker 5: the table kind of and their culture. There is the
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: youngest guy on the team. He's in charge of carrying
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  Speaker 5: all our bags, making sure the car pulls up to go,
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  Speaker 5: like it's very much like you respect your elders. He
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  Speaker 5: serves us food. There's certain spots where I have to
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: sit at a table as the female. Yeah, where is that,
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: well next to my man, but you still get to
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: sit next to like your behind him. But he's like,
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: you know, the big boss, so he's always at the
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: head of the table or certain spot. Like there's just
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: so many rules. It's just what a beautiful place and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: the people are so nice.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah heard, Oh yeah, so the world could be better.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that actual visuals of just everything walking around
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: is just insane.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: So there was some some wagering going on, loose wagering. Now, Gina,
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: you said she was going to come back.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: I thought she was. She might come back with a ring,
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Are you engaged? No? No, not officially, No, not officially.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: We talked about it, like engagement about kids. We've talked
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: about like what because already. Wow, that's he's older. I'm
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: old as you guys know.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: You're so old.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: There's no point to date someone, especially exclusively, if you
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: don't want the same things in the future. Yeah, so
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: we've had those discussions, all right, So I'm not engaged. No,
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not pregnant.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Yet. Was the other one?
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't know yet.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: It's take a few weeks. One of the guesses is
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: clearly wrong because there was a few guesses that you
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: were not even going to come back.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Well we had. We both got on a flight at
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: the same time. If he wouldn't have come back, then
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: that maybe not.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: And I did check with her just to double check
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: that she was flying home first class too.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: It's not like he got cheap at the very end.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, where does the Where does he live
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: in New Jersey? So he's on the east coast? Okay, yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: all right, well that would have to get figured out,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: But I brought you guys some cookies too. They're like
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Macha cookies, Yes, from a super local spot. I had
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: one already, and then I also went to seven eleven.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: All right, it's weird sound the box.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: The seven eleven rules so hard there.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Cool it rules, but unfortunately we ate all the snacks.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Another friend of mine got back when you got back.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: She was also in Tokyo and said that the seven
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: to eleven bathrooms are like the cleanest thing she's ever
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: seen in her life.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I mean all bathrooms there. I didn't try that one.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, I said it was awesome.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of bathrooms. Okay, so at one point I
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: really needed to go to the bathroom, and he was
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: in the bathroom in the hotel room. So I'm like, okay, perfect,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: I'll go to the lobby. Yep, hopefully I can poop
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: For some reason, I could not figure out they're all
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: like Toto toilets, right, yeah, but washing very fancy the
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: hotel lobby toilet. I could not figure out how to
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: flush it. And I was in that song it's a censor, no,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: I pressed every goddamn but these sounds are going off.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: They have birds chirping.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Yah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's spraying the walls trying to wash it. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: was I'm not kidding you. I was in that soft
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: five minutes freaking out because I knew whoever walked in
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: behind me was gonna be like this dirty American. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: couldn't figure it out. I had to leave it on flush.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: But you left the duty in there.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Maybe, And so when I walked out, I told the
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: girl in line, who didn't speak English, I'm like, that
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: one doesn't work. You shouldn't go in there, and she
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: went right in.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that was probably the worst part of the
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: All right, well, I'm glad you had such a great trip.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, thank you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: And thanks for letting me go for a few days.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Of course, appreciate it like anybody. Even if we even
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: were like, nah, I don't think so, you would have gone.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna take the argument that most people
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: would make when it comes to first class.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: That is next here on The Woody Show. Hangs, this
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: is the Woody Show, the newly engaged Morgan. Yeah, I
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: mean for all intents.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: And purposes, right, I mean like kind.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Of, I mean you're super together, yes, super together, supero
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: other mega.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Well that's good Megan, not even just exclusively, it's Meg.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: So Mortgage took her first ever trip to Japan, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: we heard all about that she had. She had a
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: great time, she said, magical, life changing, life life changing.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Everybody should go to Japan.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's like when you said life changing, I thought
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: she was talking about like, oh, like what Gina was.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Change of circumstances?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly. See anyway, now, the other
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: thing you did for the first time and you were
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: a little anxious about it was flying first class.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anxious in the way of like I didn't want
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: people to be like, why is she here?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah? So let me let me ask you a question.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: What did you expect like before you actually got there, Like,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: what were you expecting first class to be?
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I don't guess, I don't know. Just you go separate,
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: like I assumed, you just enter on a whole separate
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: door of the plane. You can sometimes because every time
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: I've gotten on a flight, I don't even see the
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: first class people, right, and you just go straight to economy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: So I was expecting like suits and ties and briefcases
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: and hot and high heel champagne, champagne, which lots of champagne.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: But I was pleasantly surprised most people were in sweats too, like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: and I think that's the style these days. You can
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: be super super rich and dressed like a homeless parsh
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like in style now. But yeah, I guess.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I flew on two different airlines. I did Japan air
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: on the way there and then Singapore Airlines on the
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: way back.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Singapore, I've seen some of their stuff online, their suits
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: The only thing I didn't like about the Singapore Airlines
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: is if you want to, you know, move your seat
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: from just a seat to a bed, you have to
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: get one of the flight attendants to do it for you.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Can you go ahead and give her a wam I.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Prepare your bed because that's what happened on Emirates with us.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but they have to pull it out like
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: but Japan Airlines there is just a button that you
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: just yeah, they will.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Bring like I know that weekend trip to Dubai and
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: they they would come and prepare because there was like
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: almost like a like a mattress pat or whatever to
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: put down to make it even more like a mattress. Yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: it was so nice.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And then full on bedding and everything.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a she slippers.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, so it was kind of you know,
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: like I got to ask the girl to make my
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: seat into a bed. Annoying, right, Wow, dude, the food
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: was amazing. I had to rack a lamb on a plane.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, watching movies, watching movie did you sleep? Did you
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: actually use it as the bed and sleep?
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: I slept so good on the way back yesterday that
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: I had a dream that the plane crashed into the ocean.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: That's a great dream.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah it was. We all survived and we got to
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: use the slide. But then I woke up and it
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: felt so real and I was like, wait, I'm still
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: on the plane. I thought we crashed. Like so I
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: got some great sleep.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you. The best sleep score with my
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: r ring that I ever got was on that trip
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: that Medicine and I did, the extreme weekend trip to Dubai.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Really were spooning. Yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I talk about the hum of the engine and when
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: they make up those beds like that, they're so comfortable.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: They really are. Yeah, there's something about the hum.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Of an airplane.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I find the same thing on a cruise ship like
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: the there's that kind of that low level humpuzz Yeah
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: that happens like the engines on the cruise ship at
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: least yea and not if you have like that sound
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: of the you got like a you know, like a
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: like an outdoor slider and you can hear the water
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: like smacking the side of the boat and stuffing that
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: right to sleep.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: So now to fly for you not only ruined, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: detroy any future flight.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: I think for a big trip, like a twelve hour flight,
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I would prefer first class, right, but I can do
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: you know, if it's somewhere in the States, I'm fine
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: an economy, So that's good.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Okay. I was gonna say, did you think it was
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: worth it? I mean, not that you paid for this ticket,
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: but do you think now that you know about first class?
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Now that's different first class, the lay flat seats, the pods,
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: those are different. Typical first class is just like a
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: wider seat. You do have, you know, you do have
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: like unlimited drinks, well unlimited to a certain point. Let's
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: you start creating a problem. There's a meal served, things
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: that you get on first you know, things like that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's worth it?
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Absolutely? If you're going international and you can.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, But even domestically, would you say that it's worth.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: It if I had a ton of money to blow, yeah, sure,
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: But to me, if it's domestically kind of a waste.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: If your flight's you know, less than two hours.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, because I bring us up because comedian Joe DeRosa
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: we've met. Uh, he's a lot with the you know
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Bert Yeah, he's you know on Bird's shows. He's got
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: a stand up special to just hit Netflix, and he's
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: got this bit in there about how we're all getting
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: hustled by by corporate America. Oh like for these quote luxuries.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: And one of his examples, let's see if you agree
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: or disagree is take on first Everything.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Is a hustle. Quality, quality is a hustle. It's fake,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't exist.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: First Class is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: First Class sucks. It's a chair you can fit in, that's.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: All it is.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: But they make coach class so utterly that by the
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: time you get up to first class you're like, oh
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: my god, this is fantastic.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: My kneecaps aren't turning inside out from the seat in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: front of me.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: I get free range juice before takeoff?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: What am I a princess?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: This was definitely worth an extra seventeen hundred to Tampa.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: As Joe DeRosa now on domestic first class, he is
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: absolutely right. It's just a bigger seat. It's a bigger seat.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: It's a bigger more comfortable seat, and you know, you
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: might get the like I said, the meal, and if
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: you're really big on you know, the drinks. For me,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: it's like I don't I don't really drink.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: So I've taken I don't ever really take.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: It's wasted on me. I don't really take advantage of
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: that stuff.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I've flown first class once and it was because I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: was on standby and they just so happened to put
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: me on it, and I was very, very excited for it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I tried one time to upgrade to first class because
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I've never done it, and I thought, let's see how
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: much the difference would be. I thought it would be.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm incredibly naive, having never done it, didn't know what
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to expect. I thought it would be an extra maybe
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. Oh god, it was like an extra
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: eighteen hundred. Well that's oh yeah, it's like come.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: A lot of times you can. That'll be like an
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: extra two fifty or something or something like that. The
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: law for it is lucked out all over it, like
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: one hundred fifty bucks. It depends on where you're going.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: You're going internationally, it's going to be more expensive something domestic.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like one of the like a four
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: hour flight.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Yes, Jeff, I will say Jet Blues Mint is great
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: first class. I know Seevess has mentioned that a couple
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: of times. Yeah, it's a real good experience because it's
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: fully laid down everything. Yeah, that's the one that I
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: would say domestically really rules.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: If I would say, it's totally worth it no matter
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: what domestically or internationally. If you do have the pods,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: if you have the lay flat option, that is a
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: game changer. If it's just I think American Airlines has
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: the worst because there are just the bigger seats. There's
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: no entertainment in the seat back in front of you.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: It's like you use it just on your use it
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: just on your own devices. You're still paying for the
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Wi Fi.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: It's like there's not.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: A lot of America sets.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Pretty much, Yeah, pretty much, Yeah, pretty much. Well, I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: glad you had a I'm glad you had a great time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Thank you so lucky.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: And again, welcome back, and you know, quote unquote unofficial
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: congratulations on whatever.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: You know, Sammy's turn. You guys are forgetting no what
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: what happens it used to is getting married? Is getting married?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: There could be like so many wedding season There's could
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: be so many Woody show weddings. I don't know, do
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: you guys think ladies? You know, take a break for
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: a second. All right, I'm talking to Menace, Greg and
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Gina right now there, and Jeff, do you think okay?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: And individually, do we get invited?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, for sure?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that we would get invited
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: to Morgan's because I think I'm sure Sammy is a
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: wild card. And I don't think it has anything to
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: do with her feelings about us. I think it's more
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: about like the kind of wedding that she would have.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Would we stay, We wouldn't, We wouldn't make the cut. Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I agree with that, she'd still expect to give though
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: we're still discussing. I agree with you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's a hard no, And it's not that
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: she doesn't like.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: It's hard.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: I think it's financial and it sounds like both of
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: y'all have big families and stuff like that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: To a small intimate one.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: What I'm thinking, Yeah, I'm thinking.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I'm thinking like a cape cod
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: kind of.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: Like Cinderella's castle, only seats so many people.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Right or yeah, or something something like that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yea, our boat in Nantucket only has.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: The beach.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: It was like Morgan's for sure. I think it would
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: be you know, lit On and you.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Guys the reason that I'm in this relationship.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so Menace, what your guests on both? I
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: think we would be invited to both, to both.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think after this conversation we'd get invited to both.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: But I would also like to preemptively tell Morgan if
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: it requires flying somewhere, I will just send a gift.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, we know that about you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to fly anywhere or something ever.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Again, Okay, I I.
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: Have a specific one for Sammy. I think we are
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: invited to both weddings, but I think sam you will
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: have some like pre wedding activities that maybe we don't
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: make the cut for those.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well I would never expect, nor would you
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: want to, Yeah, I would. I would never expect awesome Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: things like yes, I'm gonna say you ever heard you've
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: already heard my guest? Yeah, or from Morgan, and I
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: would say eighty percent chance that we don't get invited
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: to samdys.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: I would say eighty percent chance that we do, yeap.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: My only fear with Sammy's is like, oh, it's some
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: old timey barn in the middle of nowhere, attractive?
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Can we Can we pick a cool.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Destiny was written with flowers, He says, I'm sorry, but
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Sammy wouldn't invite you guys. You guys are all white trash.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Oh Dari, We're gonna take a quick break more what
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: he showed. Next time you