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Your personal haunted house 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: We all have one.
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  SPEAKER_00: We all have what our own personal haunted house would be like.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh this is your chance to let it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's actually a lot of fun to hear these because everybody has something a little bit different.
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  SPEAKER_00: Allie nailed mine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every door I opened in my house, it'd be just someone some chick standing there going, like my leggings?
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  SPEAKER_00: Leggings.
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  SPEAKER_00: Leggings.
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  SPEAKER_00: Leggings.
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  SPEAKER_00: You do know there's two G there's three G's and leggings.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you have the best one, we are going to give you a pair of tickets to Tagslevania.
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  SPEAKER_01: And each of those tickets, you get to choose two of the four attractions that they have.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can go into Jerkus Circus, The Orphan House, Motel 666, which is my personal favorite, and The Lost Hamlet, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I love the swamp.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they don't well, I think it's called The Lost Hamlet now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I used to love that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, did you like it when the baby dolls would be hanging from the trees?
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  SPEAKER_01: That was my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or like going through the bus.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh, yeah, they're open every single weekend, and you can get your own tickets at tagsylvania.org.
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  SPEAKER_01: But let me play this one because on our app, you're gonna text or even voice us.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is your haunted house?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my nightmare would be you'd have to come in on Saturday and work in the warehouse.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Open every door, you're working Saturday!
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  SPEAKER_01: More creatively, this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one is from Holly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't have your last four digits.
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  SPEAKER_01: A room full of snotty little kids with boogers running down, all wet with slobber and snot and all the things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you're getting this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Funny, this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, teacher here of the day after trick-or-treating is a personal haunted house for me every year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a Saturday Halloween.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got a little buffer down.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: 2878, my personal haunted house, would be standing there in wet socks on crumbs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, I love this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: On crumbs.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's so specific.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, because it's that feeling, that little, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or making cold raw hamburger patties with Johnny Cash playing on repeat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, they're so specific.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, and one light overhead flickering with the smoke alarm needing a new battery.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: That one's so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: And every door you open, that's what happens.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do love this one also.
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  SPEAKER_00: The smoke alarm beep actually just put me mentally right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Always 3 in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Never goes at Saturday at like noon.
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  SPEAKER_00: And do I ever have that battery?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I never do, so I'm yanking it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Finding a nine-volt around you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, now, she's got tons of C's and D's on standby.
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  SPEAKER_01: 2709.
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  SPEAKER_01: Being locked in a closet with people yelling moist.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like Scott's leggings.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is leggings.
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  SPEAKER_01: My haunted house, according to Lexi, would be being stuck in a room with my mother-in-law.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's asking me a million questions that I don't know the answers to?
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  SPEAKER_01: You just open the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's your name again?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Lexi.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just open the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, give me a door open.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, I gotta get it here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're in.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: I moved everything around.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's my mom.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom always asking a dang question.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you open the door.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lexi?
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  SPEAKER_00: My son needs you to do more for him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give me a question, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bye.
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  SPEAKER_01: You want a question?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the mother-in-law who's asking a million questions.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lexi?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sounds totally witchy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you pack Roy's lunch?
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  SPEAKER_00: Roy?
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  SPEAKER_00: Roy.
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  SPEAKER_00: How's that for you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, this is from Bridget.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Brushing my teeth and they start falling out every morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god!
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  SPEAKER_01: Right after Scott went to the dentist.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right now I'd like to rip all my lower teeth out, but that's here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lexi!
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one is from 9994.
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  SPEAKER_01: Working overnight at an airport hangar by yourself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Having to do rounds and checking everywhere to make sure everything is secure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why does this sound so cool?
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that sounds like a hot house at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to check that out.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you know what I would do?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting on that luggage belt and I'm going round and round and round and round.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna ride it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you know what else I'm gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: What else?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna drink 19 cups of the most expensive Dunkin' at the airport.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: This reminds me of a story.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we gotta pick a winner, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: This lady got locked somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um well give everybody one more chance.
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  SPEAKER_00: One more.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will, because I've got some voice messages too, but I gotta check because you guys sometimes can be dirty.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, yeah, we we we can't have that.