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Payton says she feels like a mole rat today · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog Snoopy Deagle double
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  Speaker 2: Gisel day.
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  Speaker 1: Boom, what you don't do.
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  Speaker 2: Gizsel in your face to me and in the place
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  Speaker 2: to be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
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  Speaker 2: wake your assay, Eastday.
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  Speaker 1: This weekend is a very special weekend for mothers.
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  Speaker 2: Not until Sunday, Mother's Day on Sunday Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Then my mother, Mama, Mama, this is the greatest job
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  Speaker 1: in the whole world.
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  Speaker 2: What job is dead be mom My Mom's working this
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  Speaker 2: Happy Monday's Day.
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  Speaker 3: It's snow time, John Jay, Rich Kiss FM.
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  Speaker 1: Mother's Day Sunday. Today's Friday. And I got a little
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  Speaker 1: game for you guys. It's Friday and John just got.
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  Speaker 4: A game for you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you guys, this is mom trivia, simple trivia.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know your TV mom? Okay, I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 3: you the name of the mom you tell me the
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  Speaker 3: TV show Peyton Carol Brady.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Kyle dj Tanner Fuller full House, No, No, it
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  Speaker 1: is Rich on thest of this game. You're close full House.
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  Speaker 4: That was like kind of a trick.
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  Speaker 1: There was.
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  Speaker 3: Rich, Claire Huxtable, The Cosby Show, Peyton, Marge Simpson.
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  Speaker 1: The Simpsons, Kyle Claire, Dumbfee, Modern Fee.
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  Speaker 3: That's the only one Lake got right. When I go
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  Speaker 3: to this last night, Rich, June Cleaver, leave it to Beaver, Peyton,
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  Speaker 3: Lie Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Yes, Kyle, Peggy Bundy, Oh, married
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  Speaker 3: with children, Yes, Peyton, Mortitia Adams, Adams Family.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Also would have accepted Wednesday from Netflix.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Wednesday, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Rich, Gloria Delgado Pritchett Oh, also Modern Yes. I think
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  Speaker 3: this is a hard one. In fact, I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: ask Peyton, but I don't think she'll get it. I
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  Speaker 3: almost want to go right.
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  Speaker 1: To Kyle, all right, Peyton, Marion Cunningham. Oh, pass.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle Rich Happy Days. Yes, Okay, Peyton, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you'll get this one. Carmela Soprano, the Kyle, Roseanne Connor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Roseanne. Yes, Peyton, Tammy Taylor, I think.
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  Speaker 4: This is a hard one, Tammy Taylor, Huh what's that show?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, right, it's a show TV. Mom, the same thing,
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  Speaker 1: the football show.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's not the sure No, Kyle, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: the famous Mommy tell me the TV show. Vivian Banks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh duh, yeah, like Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't fresh rich Edith Bunker All in the family
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  Speaker 1: anyone for this one? Elise Keaton? Oh no, Elise Keaton.
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  Speaker 1: That is uh oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God, come on at least caton what TV show go on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Got it right? Got it right?
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  Speaker 3: Family Family Ties, O, Kyle. Sophia Petrillo and you should
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  Speaker 3: get this.
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  Speaker 1: I should you should get this? Trilla. Yes, Golden Girls. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: although your daughter was dressed as one yet her first colloween,
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  Speaker 1: she was Sophia Peyton Joyce Buyers Stranger Things, Yes, good, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: well done people.
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  Speaker 4: Yay, well done, way more stressful, hoday and John just
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  Speaker 4: got a game for you Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: You go to launch and make sure she don't pay suited.
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  Speaker 1: Apple Bee sold hands and pray.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's so lame.
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  Speaker 1: This mosest day. Suddenly she finds.
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  Speaker 2: You just how fat you used to be. She tells
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  Speaker 2: your girlfriend you had bad at me on the Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: You smell like.
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  Speaker 2: Cole Berr's just one song. She drinks beer and attacks the.
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  Speaker 1: Jokes you have do sit and wait.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you hate this more thusday, Mama, mama, heg,
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  Speaker 2: why do you say.
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  Speaker 1: You look like a mole rat?
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  Speaker 4: Do you see me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Look at it right now?
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  Speaker 4: I love like a naked mule rat because I don't
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  Speaker 4: have my lashes on. And I go through this all
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  Speaker 4: the time. I just feel like when I look in
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  Speaker 4: the mirror, I'm like, jump, scare, who is that? You
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  Speaker 4: are ugly and hurt? That's literally like what I said
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  Speaker 4: those words to myself in the mirror. There's more I
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  Speaker 4: looked at herself. I was like, oh yeah, so I
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  Speaker 4: brought my makeup bag because I'm gonna be doing my
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  Speaker 4: lashes when I get a free chance today.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you say, jump scare, get this, so
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  Speaker 1: get this.
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  Speaker 3: I have this little routine I started doing now late
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  Speaker 3: in the afternoon where I'll go sit in the sauna
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  Speaker 3: and then I get in the hot tub, and then
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  Speaker 3: I get in the cold plunge, and then I take
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  Speaker 3: a shower outside and then I sit in the sun
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  Speaker 3: totally nude.
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  Speaker 1: Right I started, I heard it was really good for
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  Speaker 1: you your yard. In my backyard where there are people coming. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem. There are people coming in out all
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so nervous.
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  Speaker 3: I am nervous. So I'm sitting in the backyard doing
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  Speaker 3: the naked sun thing. And then I get out. I
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  Speaker 3: put a towel on my waist and I walk in
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  Speaker 3: the house and my son, Jake is playing video games.
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  Speaker 3: So my wife and Jake come walking in. Jake's playing
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  Speaker 3: it against my wife stands there and I'm standing there
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  Speaker 3: by Jake, and I got the tower on my waist
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  Speaker 3: and I I open up the towel and I put
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  Speaker 3: my leg up and I'm like, I know I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: all that.
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  Speaker 1: And my wife's like, oh god, Jake, can you believe
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  Speaker 1: your dad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not totally helicopter and put the towel around my
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  Speaker 3: waist and our cleaning lady romy comes out of.
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  Speaker 1: The room like like the door.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even know she was there, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: My wife is like, oh, like you talk about a
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  Speaker 5: jump scare. She's like, oh my god, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: you're here, Like what are you? What what happened? She goes,
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  Speaker 5: what did I missed?
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was within seconds you got so
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  Speaker 5: she got so lucky that she would be traumatized.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been traumatized. It would have been terrible awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Would that be like afterwards seeing her? Anytime you ever
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  Speaker 1: saw her.
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  Speaker 3: She could never ever take any kind of direction from me.
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  Speaker 3: She hadn't respect me. Terrible anyway. It was just the worst,
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  Speaker 3: like like telling you guys, give me a pain in
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  Speaker 3: my John Jay and Rich