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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 12th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is it flies.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 6: M hmm.
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  Speaker 5: A good morning everybody. You know that's really funny. Just
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  Speaker 5: the other day, our program director sent me a text like,
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  Speaker 5: right after this part of the shophard you here like,
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  Speaker 5: uh huh, yeah, go on to Satellite whatever, and she said, uh,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, I love that show open. I usually
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  Speaker 5: don't hear it because she was on our way to
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  Speaker 5: the airport, so he's up early for a read.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, uh huh, I.
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  Speaker 5: Go, well, first time for everything, I said, it's been
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  Speaker 5: the same one for literally twelve years, from Legal Table one,
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  Speaker 5: Legal Day one. You haven't caught it once. There's the
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  Speaker 5: first time for Sometimes it's like when you run into
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  Speaker 5: somebody who uh You're like, you know, oh, this is
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  Speaker 5: my first flight ever, like you've never been on an
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  Speaker 5: airplane before. They're like fifty you know. Yeah, well, hey guys,
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  Speaker 5: great news today is Friday. I know it sounds like
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  Speaker 5: our program director when she heard that, I think on
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  Speaker 5: the first time, you God, I love that it's Wodie
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  Speaker 5: Greg Medics. She na gret they're a sea mass.
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  Speaker 3: We got Sammy, we got Morgan Vaughn, dumb ass Tyler,
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  Speaker 3: we got Bored, we got mentioned and you guys don't
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  Speaker 3: look now, but we got ourselves a Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, it's Friday. So the goal today is get through
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  Speaker 5: it as quickly as we can into the weekend. We've
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  Speaker 5: got your dumb ass contest, got the d u i Q,
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  Speaker 5: we got your Friday fail stories coming up. Anything you
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  Speaker 5: got for us eight seven, seven, forty four, and of
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  Speaker 5: course those all important Friday check ins. You can send
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  Speaker 5: those on the text over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: Today is Raggedy Ann and Andy Day. Oh okay, So
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  Speaker 5: I remember having one, and it was am I thinking
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  Speaker 5: of the right thing? No, No, I don't think I'd
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  Speaker 5: never mind. I just mind. No, it's different. In fact,
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  Speaker 5: I just remembered what I did not have one of these?
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  Speaker 8: What did you have?
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  Speaker 5: I had a dapper Dam?
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  Speaker 8: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 5: All? I was like, three? Okay, yeah, so you're gonna say,
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  Speaker 5: my buddy, no cup dapper dam because dapper dam was
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  Speaker 5: his thing, and basically it was so you can learn
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  Speaker 5: how to do a zipper. Buttons that look seventy I
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  Speaker 5: had a friend, Dressy Bessie, Dressy Bessie. I remember that
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  Speaker 5: the whole point was to teach kids how to how
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  Speaker 5: to do buttons and how to use zippers. Had a purpose, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 8: I had Raggy and Andy. It was just like a
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  Speaker 8: white doll and dressed with.
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  Speaker 5: The red yard.
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  Speaker 7: There's also a famous designer named Dapper dam.
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  Speaker 5: And today is a national peanut butter cookie day ripped. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I love that. I don't hate all disgusting things. I
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  Speaker 5: know you guys rip on me for circus peanuts, circus.
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  Speaker 9: Peanuts, and and you're just like of other things because
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  Speaker 9: you have the mentality when it comes to food of
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  Speaker 9: a five year old.
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  Speaker 5: That's not altogether true. But there's a there's a couple
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  Speaker 5: of things. There's most there's there's a couple of things.
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  Speaker 8: It's not you like a nice steak supper kids, adult.
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  Speaker 9: Do you like sushi? I do like sushi?
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I do want that they do.
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  Speaker 4: But even the sushi it is limited. Yes, it's mostly
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  Speaker 4: cooked stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Right, No, I'll eat like uh, shrimp, tuna, salmon. You
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  Speaker 5: know he does the basic pitch.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah he doesn't do it.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's gross. Like love love so I okay, and
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  Speaker 5: I know I do like a lot of candy that
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  Speaker 5: people hate. Can I say what's wrong with butterfinger? It
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  Speaker 5: gets stay out of it?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah it does pause.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it is good, but it just like it just
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  Speaker 7: like falls apart, and it has gotten worse over the years.
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  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I love to be like really great finger.
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  Speaker 7: I'm my butterfingers. I'm still eating it all day.
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  Speaker 5: I love it. I love it.
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  Speaker 4: But I always took an issue with calling it peanut buttery,
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  Speaker 4: like it doesn't even remotely resemble peanut but I think.
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  Speaker 5: It does peanut butter own flavor. Yeah, I get the
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  Speaker 5: peanut butter thing. But it's Yeah, it made this list.
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  Speaker 5: It made the list. Terrible candy that is still popular.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: I would argue that it's not still popular. Would argue
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  Speaker 9: it's it's second or third tier of candy bars. You give,
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  Speaker 9: you give fifty twenty candy bars on a table, give.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, company options. If people aren't buying them, why are
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  Speaker 5: companies still producing them? So I'm not saying it's because
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  Speaker 5: there's the cost of production wouldn't be worth it, because
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  Speaker 5: they just sit there, nobody buy and just go bad.
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  Speaker 5: They get they just say nobody. I'm saying it's second
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  Speaker 5: and third tier.
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  Speaker 9: It's still the mix with the top.
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  Speaker 8: Well that's crazy. I mean Butterfingers like the luxury.
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  Speaker 9: We just figured out how to make Stady.
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  Speaker 5: Be quiet, like, well, well we talk about something like
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  Speaker 5: food she has. There's very few things that.
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  Speaker 10: You asked why people don't like it, and then you
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  Speaker 10: don't like anyone in the room why they didn't like it.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, you agree with Sam. It does.
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  Speaker 9: It is an inconvenient thing because it does get stuck
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  Speaker 9: in your teeth, but it's delicious.
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  Speaker 5: It's not that delict it is so other things on
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  Speaker 5: this list, they've been terrible. Candy that's still popular peeps.
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  Speaker 8: I was going to say, nobody wants those.
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  Speaker 5: I do. Candy corn, candy necklaces, no thanks, Circus peanuts yes,
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  Speaker 5: hearts yeah no, candy hearts also no good and plenty.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like those of you. Butterfinger love it. Jawbreakers
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  Speaker 5: no thanks, too much work, Twizzlers. I like Twizzlers, and
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  Speaker 5: then number ten if you ever need to pull out
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  Speaker 5: a filling or remove a crown.
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  Speaker 8: Dots, Oh I love the paper dots.
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  Speaker 5: No no, no, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Remember the old timey paper.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like a receipt paper.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's what what you just said there, same problem.
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  Speaker 9: It's it's the similar to butterfinger if you want to
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  Speaker 9: pull out a filling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah good. And I don't know where it came from.
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  Speaker 5: I think bort got it, like and somebody sending like
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  Speaker 5: a gift basketfull of by different things, and man, I
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  Speaker 5: went to town on the because nobody was really touching them.
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  Speaker 5: Saltwater taffy.
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  Speaker 8: You can have it you. Yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 9: It is old timy, but it's still good to and
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  Speaker 9: they have the big barrels of them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even I.
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  Speaker 4: Did anybody like the Valentine's Day hearts Like.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you know, baseball card, bubble gum. It was
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  Speaker 5: just it was a filler. So I don't like that.
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  Speaker 5: But I do like or I did, Like I haven't
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  Speaker 5: had them in a lot smarties.
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  Speaker 9: I like.
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  Speaker 4: A good little but the hearts might as well be
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  Speaker 4: medicine there disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they yeah, you're right. They do have some kind
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  Speaker 5: of like it's chalk like.
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  Speaker 4: Angry.
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  Speaker 5: I hate like like like a pepto bismos totally like
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  Speaker 5: the flavor like a Pepto Bismo that was made into
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  Speaker 5: a candy, and I bet Pepto's better.
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  Speaker 7: What about Sweethearts?
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  Speaker 5: I love sweet Yeah, I don't. I don't hate on
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  Speaker 5: those were neco wafers into it. I'm trying to think
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  Speaker 5: of some of the other low tier. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 5: a little bag of those. I think I told you
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  Speaker 5: I'm going. I told you. If I did, you can
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  Speaker 5: tell me shut the hell up. I bought recently. I
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  Speaker 5: saw them and like, oh, the little Harshey miniatures and
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  Speaker 5: the one that chocolate. We did talk about this because
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  Speaker 5: talking about medicine, uh donnut preference.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the mister good bars. Yeah, we went. So we're
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  Speaker 5: at this hotel, right, I'm like, okay, I had mister
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  Speaker 5: like these are good. I forgot about these. Got to
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  Speaker 5: the hotel. They had four different like twigs, reached peanut
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  Speaker 5: butter cups, Snickers, and what was the fourth candy? Bary?
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  Speaker 5: They offered him full size.
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  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't seen a full size one. I thought they
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  Speaker 5: just came in home.
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  Speaker 4: Saw there's the same.
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  Speaker 9: There's nothing. There's nothing bad about him. It's milk, chocolate
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  Speaker 9: and peanut's nothing bad. But I think it's one of
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  Speaker 9: those that people don't really think about. Unless it's the
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  Speaker 9: Hershey miniature.
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  Speaker 8: Unless it comes in a variety pack, you don't see it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're pretty good though at the look at the birthdays.
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  Speaker 11: It's shi't because it's and you know, we don't do.
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  Speaker 5: And I was just texting with his counterpart the other day,
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  Speaker 5: our friend Kevin Smith, but he congratulations to Jason Mute
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  Speaker 5: we're gonna take a quick break. There's some more. What
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  Speaker 5: do you show for you next?
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  Speaker 6: Hang on.
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  Speaker 5: Woody Show?
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  Speaker 2: What do you show?
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  Speaker 9: Podcast listeners? What's going on?
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  Speaker 7: It's Menace Saturday. I'm gonna be at Citadel Outlets for
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  Speaker 7: a huge soccer meetup.
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  Speaker 9: It's one of the biggest ones in the world.
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  Speaker 7: If you love soccer, hang out with me this Saturday,
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  Speaker 7: June thirteenth, from one to three pm at Citadel Outlets.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be right in front of the world's largest
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  Speaker 7: soccer ball, over twenty feet tall. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 7: bunch of giveaways for theme parks, concert tickets, and gift
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  Speaker 7: cards to get yourself some soccer merch. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 7: a good time once again this Saturday, June thirteenth, from
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  Speaker 7: one to three pm. Can't wait to see you there
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  Speaker 7: in the meantime. Enjoyed the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Is the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, yeah, it is the Woodie Show. It's another
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  Speaker 5: the Woodie Show. Now, we have said it on a
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  Speaker 5: number of occasions. If you've never seen what we look like,
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: do yourself a favor. Oh no, and you know, just
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: maintain whatever you've decided we look like in your in
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: your mind what fantasy? Yeah, as opposed to you know,
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  Speaker 5: getting some clarity on that situation. But somebody text it
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  Speaker 5: over and they said, I decided to watch you guys
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  Speaker 5: on YouTube, And I don't get why you guys say
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  Speaker 5: not to see what you guys look like. It doesn't
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  Speaker 5: ruin it at all.
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  Speaker 9: Babe, Babe, I didn't know blind people watch YouTube.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's like force yourself to say something nice
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  Speaker 5: that we missed that with all the holidays. Oh man. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I was on the phone with with
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  Speaker 5: Gina and I heard her swearing at her puppy on
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  Speaker 5: her duvet. Yeah, there's trouble in paradise. It's so like
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  Speaker 5: you have a comforter and then you the duvet cover
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  Speaker 5: will go over top of that, so it's kind.
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  Speaker 8: Of like a it is a comforter, but like, I
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  Speaker 8: get it if there's a problem, but like to just
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  Speaker 8: look me in the eye and do it.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: But why was she on the bed? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Look because she's cute.
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  Speaker 5: She's We were told that that wasn't going to be
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  Speaker 5: the case.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, well, first of all, wasn't the case, especially.
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  Speaker 5: When the puppy is like potty training. I don't think.
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  Speaker 8: First she was so small, I really was afraid that
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  Speaker 8: we would physically roll over and kill her. But she's
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  Speaker 8: pretty big now at least for what I thought she
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  Speaker 8: was going to. She's like a giant roddit weigh six pounds.
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  Speaker 8: But but yeah, the crate was all about the crate.
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  Speaker 8: And now with our schedule and she goes in and
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  Speaker 8: she whimpers and wines, like I can't do this all night.
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  Speaker 8: So I've been putting on the bend. She is happy
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  Speaker 8: as a clam.
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  Speaker 5: Ye does she ever? Oh my god, yep. You guys
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  Speaker 5: ruined it. You know. Like it's like when you have kids, man,
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  Speaker 5: like they cry and you just let them cry like
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  Speaker 5: they were supposed to cry it out.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, and that.
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  Speaker 8: Worked for a while, but I'm trying to sleep. It's
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  Speaker 8: like if it was a weekend. Okay, fine, but.
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  Speaker 5: Like, wait, where where is the crate next to me?
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  Speaker 5: That's you're supposed to do that? Oh dude, put that
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  Speaker 5: crate in the other room, like go put it in
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  Speaker 5: the living room by itself. Yes, yeah, because here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: The idea when the dogs in the crate is that
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  Speaker 5: they are by themselves, you know, but we put the
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  Speaker 5: little thing over it, like no, because then it knows
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  Speaker 5: that you're there right there.
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  Speaker 8: Supposed to put the crate in another room.
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  Speaker 5: That was my understanding.
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  Speaker 6: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a newborn baby like a human baby where
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  Speaker 5: people put the bassinette in the room with them, like
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  Speaker 5: the idea behind the crate, and correct me if I'm wrong. Guys.
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  Speaker 4: No, when I had a two story place, the dogs
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  Speaker 4: stayed downstairs, Yes, and I went upstairs to bed.
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  Speaker 5: Because when you create them, when you leave there, they
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  Speaker 5: are by themselves and they don't know. They can't hear
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  Speaker 5: you moving around. I hear you.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, everybody's different.
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  Speaker 8: I know people who do both. Do you, guys, sleep
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  Speaker 8: with the dog in the bed?
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  Speaker 5: The dog's all on the furniture period. I mean, well,
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  Speaker 5: dog is there? No, no, no, no, I live there
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  Speaker 5: the furniture. Humans, And when you're a thing that sheds,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want your over every surface.
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  Speaker 6: Of my house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: She chose to adopt her and welcome her into your
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  Speaker 10: home as a member of the family.
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  Speaker 5: This dog. I've said this a number of times. When
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  Speaker 5: I die, I want to come back as either my kids,
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  Speaker 5: my wife, or my dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All three of them are living one hell of a life.
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  Speaker 8: They're not suffering.
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  Speaker 5: They are not suffering at all. I make a special
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  Speaker 5: trip to a grocery store just because they sell the
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  Speaker 5: pulled rotisserie chicken just so she has it every week.
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  Speaker 5: The dog, Yes, it's not even the grocery store that
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  Speaker 5: I normally go to. I make a special trip any
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  Speaker 5: other grocery store. So because I don't let it on
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  Speaker 5: the couch, I don't want to hear what a bad
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  Speaker 5: daddy I am.
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  Speaker 10: I can't imagine sitting on the couch watching TV without
• 16:41
  Speaker 10: my dog with me like next to me.
• 16:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a dog can be on the floor really, Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 14: because I like you think, I wear a lot of
• 16:46
  Speaker 14: black Yeah, no fat, slimming, like every time I sit
• 16:53
  Speaker 14: on my own couch, I don't want to have to
• 16:54
  Speaker 14: get up and get like one of those lint brushes
• 16:56
  Speaker 14: or like that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: But we don't have those kind of dogs.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta get a dog that's black and then
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: you don't have that issue.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Is that what?
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: But now I'm being kept up all night because when
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: she's in the bed, she's so cute that if I
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: even wake up for a second, I just stare at
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: she's like warm and like she's like her her bellies
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: up and she's asleep, and I can't keep my hands off.
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: I got a petter, all right, But here's another thing.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: What aron what about doghouses? Are those a thing anymore?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: That's some real thing.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: We asked my kid, what do you think it means?
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: When I say, oh, dad's in the doghouse?
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: You have no idea.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: They don't physically know what a doghouse.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: But are people like using doghouses?
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: No? I think if the dog spends a considerable amount
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: of time outside, like you want them to have shelter.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Out of the maybe it's like a hunting dog or
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: something that's used to be outside. But people don't use dogs.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: When I got my dog, I got a doghouse. She
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: went into it one time.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I want, I don't know, well who was there? Was
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: just a celebrity was it Chris Pratt that was building
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: a doghouse? And then the comments because.
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: Like who's Who's marriage Schwartzenegger?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they were like all over her, like
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: you could have done that by yourself, just because you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: a woman, you can do that and you don't need
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: your man to Oh that was the complaint. Remember, Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I get that, But I mean, are they a doghouse
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: or was it like one of those playhouses to kids?
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't know.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: I do remember that though.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: But even if you have a doghouse, are they using
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: it twenty four to seven?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: No, that's the thing. No, they don't use it twenty
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: because they're not outside twenty four to seven. But I
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: think if I think if you let the dog, if
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: you have a yard that you let the dog out into,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: like maybe when you're not home, you know, you leave
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: them outside. They let them have some time outside, you're
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: like more of a an area where they're not gonna
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: get like your dog would get picked up by other animals.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I have dragon fly exact. Yeah, like something from the
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Game of Thrones would come through and pick it up
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: and take off of it with the doghouse.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: You know what else you don't see the more accepted
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: movies is a dog chained to like a steak in
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: the yard.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Oh to be arrested. Yeah, that's not great. Why was
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: that about?
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Thing?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I remember our neighbors had that, and I would go
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: over and play the dog all the time.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Friends on the weather because I mean there's I can
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: recall Christmas time in Philadelphia where this dog is chained
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: up on that side and it's like you should go that's.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Dog it's not It's not bad to have a dog
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: in a car. It's a bad thing to leave a
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: dog in a hot car unattended. But that's a bad
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: thing to have the dog on the thing. In the yards,
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: they can whatever and not get away. But like, if
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: you leave them out there, you're endlessly that sucks.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make this real dark, real fast. Friend of
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: mine had a German shepherd.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: They did that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: They had it tied up, and it decided to jump
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: over the fence and let's just say the chain wasn't
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: long enough.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: We all know how that ends. Oh that dog was
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: what happened.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: But okay, a happy note though, when it comes to
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: dogs in beds. Every once in a while, I'll treat
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: my dog and I'll say, do you want a camp?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: And then she gets so excited and then we sleep
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: in the guest room camp. No, No, she's never once
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: been in my bed because yeah, and camping.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: And what's the what's the other thing? Greg on the couch,
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Chi Chi on the couch on the couches, anyone do
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: che cheese.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Because then she curls up and she's tiny like a chihuahua,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: so she's all chee chi but.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: He's it's a pit bull. Yeah, big pitball, pit ball,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: like a little tiny chi on the couching.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: And that's the thing, Andy, My husband wanted a dog
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: to watch TV on the couch with, so she can
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: go wherever she wants. But the peeing, no dog.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so what happened?
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, she was disciplined.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: Well, I washed everything.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: But you mean how to discipline her? Yeah, well they
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: say you can't do it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I said, she was heavily disciplined. Okay, so here's
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: the thing. I was kidding.
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: But I had to get off the phone with you
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: because because if you don't do it right then then
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: it's worthless. They don't know what they did wrong. So
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: I got off the phone with you.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Master face in it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: No, apparently they don't get that either, because you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Know they eat their o.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: It does they probably get to chase into it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: But I gave her a little swat and I said,
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: ah ah because instead of no, son like a dolphin.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Instead of I don't think they know what that means.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's me because I said that's a stronger sound
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: than no, like no or ah. So she stops whenever
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: I do that. But it was too late because I
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: didn't catch her in time. Oh but I came into
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: a room yesterday and there was one and a half
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: pieces of poop on the floor.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: She's an issuater. So and then she ripped up books
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: the other day. And they'll call her not by her name.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: They call her ish mouth and pea pause and piss
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: pause and a piss feet and ishmuthus. Her full name
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: is ishmouth pe feet grad.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: She's a stamp.
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: I just can't wait till she's fully vaccinated. We could
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: take her on walks and not have our house be
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: a toilet.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Never left the dog in the bed, Never let your
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: kids in the bed.
• 22:03
  Speaker 15: Oh that we covered years ago. Yeah, because, like I'm
• 22:05
  Speaker 15: telling you, man, my family sleep. My niece is a
• 22:10
  Speaker 15: sophomore in college, and I'm willing to bet that if
• 22:13
  Speaker 15: she lived at home, my sister would still let her
• 22:16
  Speaker 15: if she wanted to sleep in the bed.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: My sister just did not know when to say no. Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: And you know, I'm like, dude, how old. It's like
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: when you watch some of these videos, you see these
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: people like why are people still breastfeiting their kids at five?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: But because you allowed it, and so that's that was
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: one of the biggest pieces of advice we got two
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: sick This is for all the new parents are about
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: to be parents out there. We got two really great
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: pieces of advice before we had kids. Number one, never
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: let the kids in the bed. If it's one of
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: those deals you go sleep with them in their room.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: You keep them in their room. This is where sleep happens.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: You're in your room. This is your as parents. The
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: rest of the house is pretty much turned over to kids.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: This is your space. You don't let them in your space.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: They have the rest of the house the run of it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Number two was early, like people wait years before they'll
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: allow the kid to be with a babysitter. Like find
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: somebody that you trust, even when the kids are super little,
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: like less than a year old, Like have a grandparent
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: come and spend the night, and you and your spouse
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: go somewhere else. Two things. Number one, it's great for
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: the kid to learn to be with other people and
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: that you know and they're gonna be fine. And more
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: importantly for you as the parents, and this was especially
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: true for my wife. You see that you can go
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: somewhere for a night or two or whatever and come
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: back and the kids are just fine, and they're just
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: as annoying as they were when they're left. Everything you
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: left is still waiting for you when you get better.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: And it's like they're on a little vacation too. They
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: love new meat, right, fresh meat.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's for the parents. But I did hear
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: a lot of the same stuff about dogs, like you
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: can't if you open the door, just assume that's the
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: new No. If you don't want them on the furniture,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: You just can't ever let them on the furniture if
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: you don't want them, or it's gonna cause a problem
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: for you know, too much, too much space being taken
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: up in the bed. Can you imagine that the dogs
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: are in your bed, Greg Link, Oh that's too much.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: They're camping yours seven.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Pack but not even.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: But here's the thing you're forgetting is my puppy is
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: a fluffy little angel dipped in sugar, so that peas
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: on your stuff.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'll show you doing some laundry. Surfay Man,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: We're gonna check in with Gina grad He's got the
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: trending news headlines.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Well, the hurricanes finally took the lead in the Stanley
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: Cup Finals, beating the Nights four to two. The wind
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: gives Carolina the three to two lead, which means they're
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: just one went away from their first Stanley Cup in
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: twenty years. Game six goes back to Vegas on Sunday night.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: As for the NBA Finals, the Knicks will have a
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: chance for their first title in fifty three years when
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: they take on the Spurs in Game five tomorrow night.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah good stuff.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And the first match of the World Cup got
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: under way yesterday in Mexico City, and that one Mexico
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: took care of business, taken down South Africa, tune to nothing.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: That was actually a good game. I was at the
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: dentist and they had it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: That's where I watch all my HDT. Then later South
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Korea took on the Czech Republic, with the Koreans winning
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: two to one. The tournament continues today where the US
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: will be looking to open up with a win against
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: Paraguay at so FI.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Now, you guys know, I don't soccer. Yeah, I heard
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: something and I didn't realize. This is how it works,
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: like when you get a red card. I guess there was.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: It was a pretty physical game, so there were a
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: couple of red cards that were handed out yesterday. I
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: knew that you got kicked out of the game, but
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: what I didn't realize is that now you're not eligible
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: to play in the next game.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: Oh really, I wrot it was.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I mean it's crazy, like, yeah, you're out of that game.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I get that, but you can't play the next game.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: I had no idea.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if that's just a World Cup
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: thing or is that like in all the times, all
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: you soccer people, is that at all? Is that an
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: all the time thing or is that just a rule
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: for World Cup tournament. I don't know how.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Pissed would you be if you were the coach, Like,
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: look what you just cost us?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe gets people to like, you know, calm down.
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: Thing twice, don't put such a hothead. Well, there's a
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: new twist in the Carmelo Anthony case again talking about
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: the teenage murderer, not the basketball player. So just days
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: after being sentenced to thirty five years for the fatal
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: stabbing of Austin Metcalf at a high school track meet,
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Anthony he's appealing the whole thing. The filing is also
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: getting attention because Anthony says he can't afford a lawyer.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: He for the appeals and wants the court to appoint
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: him one, even though the family raised more than six
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: hundred thousand dollars for him online.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: They like his prison look you see it, Yeah, with
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: a shaved head belong.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right in the family's like, we spent that, What
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: do you want from us?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: So they bought a house, right, yeah?
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: So and it's a they spent it on legal fees
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: and the family expensive.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: So for now, the conviction and thirty five year sentence
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: remain in place, and SpaceX is ready to launch, but
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: this time not a rocket. It's their stock. The IPO
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: is happening, and it'll debut at one hundred and thirty
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: five bucks a share. It's the largest initial public offering
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: in US history, easily blowing by the previous record and
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: value valuing SpaceX at roughly one point seventy seven trillion dollars,
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: which makes it one of the most valuable companies out there.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: The IPO also further boosts Elon's fortune, and by some estimates,
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: that is beyond the trillionaire milestone.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Imagine that I'm not even a billionaire, you're a trillion No,
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: imagine having one million dollars. Again, it's not liquid, No,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: it's not it's not liquid.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: But still it's just.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: The brain can't comprehend it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: I had I had an annoying day yesterday, but I
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: had a great day yesterday. The annoying part was it
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: was my FAA exam for my instrument rating for all
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: the piloting stuff. And because of issues with the FAA's
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: there's a website called iacro which the favorites, yeah, right,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: which the examiners, and when you apply for different you know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: licenses and ratings and things like that, you have to
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: it's it's it's the government's website through the FA to
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: register all this stuff. Right. There was an issue technical issue,
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: of course, so the examiner had to get on with
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: the government's it people. You can only imagine how frustrated.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: So I was there on time, ready to go. Two
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: and a half hours later, we still hadn't begun because
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: he wasn't able to close out what the exam from
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: the last person, and you can't start the new one
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: till that one's closed out. Anyway, then there was this
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: other stuff and so long story short, my exam did
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: not happen yesterday. It's been postponed. So the good news though,
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: is I found out that I got in on the
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: space X. I po, so I got a ton of shares.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: You had a great day. What are you talking?
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so like that part was good. I got that news.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: After I got that news. Yeah, so it's like, all right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: bad news, but then good news. I'm pumped about the
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: SpaceX thing because I love all that stuff.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, fine, okay, so much.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, because it's uh wh what's interesting is
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: like it was a four x over sold situation, meaning
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: for every share that they're putting out there, there's four
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: people that want to buy it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: So how do you get in over somebody else?
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Because well, because each like a Merrill inch for example,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: they get like an allotment, you know, and then they
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: have to decide within their allotment all the people within
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: their investing investing community, people who invest with them. Uh,
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: and you have certain qualifications you have to apply, and
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: then the company decides. Greg we would have been when
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: the company decides, you know, of these clients, you know whatever,
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: and then you then once you get approved of that,
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: then you got to put in like well, how much
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: would you be interested in buying and you put that
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: in there one hundred and then they decide. Then you
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: decide how much they can actually out to you from there,
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: A lotment if any, okay, depending on you know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: I actually don't feel bad anymore.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: It's it's crazy. It's crazy. So that was that was
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: great news.
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you're fine.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Well that was a good part of the day. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Boy, you hadd some ups and downs.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I think the FAA website would be helped if we
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: just paid more taxes, right that it helps everything.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: Well, the UFC event is at the White House, as
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: we know, it's finally happening this weekend, Morgan, finally that's
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: gonna be oh my god, so excited for you. It's
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: going to cost more than sixty million dollars and we're
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: talking about everything from food and the actual octagon to
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: nearly five hundred portable toilets. So that'll be good for
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: you being brought in for the crowd. So the UFC
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: is paying for the actual event production, but the security
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: that's all through the government. That's on another level. We're
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: talking hundreds of Secret Service agents, anti climb fences, barricades,
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: security checkpoints, airport style screenings and even radiation action equipment,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: so you are will be in the safest place on Earth.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: It sounds like, okay, yeah, you'll be just fine.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: I want to shout you out the Morgan for your
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: dedication because you could have took off early and got
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: a tour of the White House. Yes, I know, I was.
• 31:13
  Speaker 16: One of the credentials I could have had was they
• 31:15
  Speaker 16: did a whole tour and that's why the video you're
• 31:18
  Speaker 16: seeing now of the whole clause coming out because everything's done.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Works.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: And finally for Sammy, Starbucks is bringing back the good
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: old barrista bear co. Okay, so cute, and this time
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: it's soccer theme for the World Cup and the bear
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: is wearing soccer stuff.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Why are we sitting here? I don't care how much
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: it costs.
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: The little cap on the bear looks like a soccer ball.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Well, the problem is you won't be able to buy
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: it in stores. It's only available online through Starbucks and
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: only to top level star Bucks Reward members. I don't
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: know if that includes you. No, boy, you better mind
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: a friend. Starbucks is only doing also doing rather a
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: free giveaway in stores for one day only, but that
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: is not for the barriers. That's for a cup sleeve
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: designed to look like a soccer captain's armband. All supplies last.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, So if you want the bear just keeps getting back, you.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: Got to get on this because it's gonna sell out quick.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: And that's what's going on with all.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Right, A lot of help on the text from the
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: soccer community. Oh yeah, So a red card and soccer
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: means you were out for the current game and the
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: next game, for any league and any tournament. That's all club,
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: team or country. Also fun fact, in the twenty twenty
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: two World Cup, there were only four red cards given
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: out in the entire sixty four game tournament, and there
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: were three red cards in the first game yesterday.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'll watch that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: That sounds there was only four for the whole tournament yesterday.
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'll go back and watch it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: When I played, there was a red card.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Was so rare.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: So what do you even know? I mean, I did
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: get a yellow card when I played.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Okay, So this is how little I know about soccer.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: What is the difference?
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: The yellow card is basically just like a war a warning,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, got it, and then if you get enough,
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: then you got a red.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: So like I'm just making this up, like three yellow
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: cards equals a red card, like three strikes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: I think it was just a single warning too.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like dumbass Tylers is holding up two Either
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: that or he's like leaving. It's got to go number two.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Two yellow cards equals one red card.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was sly tackling, you know, soccer.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, and then since we're learning, is there a physical card?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Like do they hold up a car? Right, a physical
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: plastic card the guy pulls out of his pocket. Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: It was so funny because the guy was he was irish,
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: and he goes, I'm gonna give you a yellow card.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: What a show is coming up next?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show. We'll be right there, The Woodie Show.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: I was reading about this, this heist that happened recently
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: in Philadelphia police investigating, but daytime, right in the middle
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: of the afternoon. According to the police report, the thieves
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: went into a wine and spirits warehouse and they tricked
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: the employees into thinking that they were supposed to be
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: there to load up cargo onto a truck, and so
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: they ended up stealing a bunch of cases of Noble
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Oak bourbon. Now Each bottle costs around fifty bucks. Each
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: case holds six bottles, and they got eighteen hundred cases.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Now that insult to injury. Not only did you get
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: ripped off, but the employees loaded it up for you.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, let me hope, like they just showed up
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: you imagine, dude.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: So it's about five hundred thousand dollars worth of this
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: bourbon right in the midfl Philly, Philly. Yeah, the cops
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: have no leads. They're looking out for any you know,
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: bourbon sales that go down on the secondary market, Like, hey,
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: mag if you find yourself getting a really unbelievable deal
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: on Noble Oak, just no, it's it's probably hot sauce. Yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: There was a big warning, you know about all these
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: like scams that happened where you know, your information gets
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: lead from these different companies. And I'm always thinking that
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: it's some kind of like really slick you know, teenager
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: or one of those people that can like hack into
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: NASA who are doing these things. And what I just
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: heard was the whole story about how it's way more
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: analogue than that, meaning that there have been a bunch
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: of these you know, no good nude nicks, bad actors,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: as people like to say, and they go into a
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: business and they say they're there for some official purpose,
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: and the people go, oh yeah, and they just hand
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: them access to their computers and stuff. They physically walk
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: into a corporation or business, say they're there in some
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: official capacity and they go right this way. Yeah, so
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: they'll go in there, best buyer, whoever it is, and
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: just sit down at the terminal. And just what I
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: mean when you hear that, it's that easy, It's that easy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: I like to think that wouldn't happen here. They treat
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: this place like the.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: C I A oh my god, yeah, yeah, it's a
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Sometimes it's like, man, this is a radio company. What
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: do you think is going on here? Like I just
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: had to I was involved in uh. I was involved
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: in some conversation about some contract thing or whatever and
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: contract language about proprietary trade secrets like the caller ten,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: the prize wheel. Yeah, like what do you what are
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: we talking about here? Audio files? What kind of part
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: was that?
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: What the number proprietary concern for what we do would be?
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: The only thing would be could this place be hacked
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: and stuff can be broadcast? Orare that's it?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Everything? Secondary?
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: Everything else is stupid.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was a this is a long
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: time ago, but they used to make everybody, whether you're
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: if you were the last person on the air for
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: the day, any of the because all the all the
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: music gets logged, all the things that you did get logged,
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: and the person at the end of the day would
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: have to take those and shred them to keep This
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: is what they thought was gonna happen, to keep the
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: other radio stations in town from going through the dumpsters
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: and getting your music logs to see what your rotations
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: were on the records that you were playing on the
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: on the songs and the.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: Band who is that invested?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: You can just listen to broadcasting. They thought this is
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: oh man, was this serious business? Everything? And if it
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: wasn't shredded, man, you written up? Oh my, did we
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: just leave this or you know? This was found? This
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: was found in the studio trash can it? It was
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: an unshredded music log.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: That's so funny. Can you imagine anyone giving an fnox.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Star eighty four Wooding text over to two two nine
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: eight seven oh speaking of a turning up, This woman
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: was arrested in Florida. She crashed her car onto a
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: golf course. Okay, now, Greg, was she drunk?
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: You bet?
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: She sure was? Please say she drove her super sweet
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: red Hyundai onto the golf course. Deputies later found her
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: sitting outside the car, just acting she was even coherent.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: She reeked of alcohol. She denied any drinking though, no idea.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: But that was impossibly because there were dozens of empty
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: mini bottles of fireball all in the car, and a
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: girl from yesterday and on the ground around her where
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: she was yet there yesterday.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: That was the ghost.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: She refused to take any of the field sobriety and
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: the breath tests. But even as they're talking to her,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: it's weird because her breath smelled like fireball.
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: Why would you take those tests if you're innocent.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's on our way to the recycling center.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, just just to turn them all in.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: And then this Philly bourbon heist. Wasn't there not that
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: long ago? People were stealing tons of meat from trucks.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, as the drivers were sleeping in the truck.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there a great so many cases of that?
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was that. There There was a big crab
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: leg heist in Philly.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, big money in there.
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: That would be easier to catch because they got to
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: sell those real quick before they get.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Well, we're looking for your best dad joke. For some reason,
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: people like these things. They love what they're simple. What's
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: the signs behind that? Do you think? I think they're
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: simple and stupid?
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: People?
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: Oh well that was slow standards and are don't like
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: thought or trying.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: Well, it's kind of like to argument you've been saying
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Sea Bass about what a lot of these TV shows
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: that are like on funny and stupid and they're widely popular.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: It's the big bang theoryod jokes. Oh see now shots fire,
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: shots fire, that's what's funny. No, no, that's fine for
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: folks are just joining us.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: My biggest problem with dad jokes is it was a
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: completely unnecessary rebranding of a word we already had called puns.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: We already had a title for these things. But when
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: people call him jad dad jokes and like, but that's.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Not as punny. See now that's a dad joke. It's crazy, right,
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: you are so crazy? Yeah, eight seven seven forty four.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: If you got a good dad joke for us, eight
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: seven seven forty four, and you know what. We'll start
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: this time with the King of dad jokes, Sea Bass,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: because you know he has his feelings. As you've heard
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: about dad jokes, Jesus Christ.
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: I opened up my reference, which is truly tasteless jokes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: If you're not familiar with this, it's real awful. I
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: got to pull it open to a random thing. I
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: mean ethnic jokes variated, so random ethnic jokes. Okay, this
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: is Oh, here's a classic. This is a classic old
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: ethnic joke.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Aka racist.
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: Why do Italian men have mustaches? Why so they can
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: look like their mothers? Heard that one in thirty years?
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Have you ever tried anal.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: No?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: No, I hear it's pretty crappy. So that's how it's done.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. It's eight seven sevenody. Let's
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: say hi to uh. Let's see how about uh? Oh
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: you know what? And this is for oh you know what?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: And my phone system just crapped. Oh, I just relaunched, relaunched,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: and now let's try it. Nathan there he is, Nathan.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, we're doing all right.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: So dad joke, what do you got guys here?
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: About the cow that jumped over the barbar fence?
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Hear about the cow that jumped over the barb barf.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: I did not.
• 41:58
  Speaker 14: Utter destruction again.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: See Greg, Now that's that's how it's done. Thank you, Nathan,
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: appreciate you, buddy.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: I have a quick question for you guys. What sounds
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: like a sneeze and is made of leather?
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Sneeze?
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: What shoe.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: You got one? Greg? Yeah?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Did you hear that Aladdin got banned from racing?
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: He was using performance enhancing rugs.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: All right, man, just hit you with your best one.
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: H What does the spy deal when he's cold?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: What does a spy do when he's cold?
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: What goes undercover?
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: No? Well, what do you call a police officer who
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: refuses to get out of bed?
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: What?
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: An undercover cop? Right in there, Sammy, I know you
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: got a good one.
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: Yep, and this one's tremendous.
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: Why are shopping centers boring?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Because if you've seen one, you've seen them all.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: You've seen them all. Obviously agree with that statement, but
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: I'll prom no, if you've seen one, you've seen the mall. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: don't don't get confused. They're all great.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh gotcha, don't.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: If you want to share your good dad joke with us.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What you say, how did David? Everybody? Hey,
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: it's updated. Hey morning, are we doing guys? We're doing great?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: All right, So what's your dad joke? All right? How
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: do you know when it's time to go to bed
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: at Michael Jackson's house? How do you know what it's
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: How when the big hands touching the little hand?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, David, thank you for the thank you
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: for the call sea bass. Oh there we go. Ahem.
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: We're ethnic jokes. What do you get when you cross
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: a p a Polish person? And I'm gonna change this
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: to uh, Latin American? Why a kid who spray paints
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: his name on chain link fences?
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: My, most jokes used to be about stupid people. Yeah,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: we were just talking about that better respect.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: I asked, like, why is that? How did that start?
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: Because everybody knew them.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when we were we were kids, Polish jokes were big.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, everywhere, and they weren't called Polish jokes dumb dumb
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: blonde jokes.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, oh yeah, there was there was one about
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: like something like, uh, you know, why why why did
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Polish people call it skiing? Because they can't spell.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: To bog.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: How do you get a one armed Polish man out
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: of a tree? How's that wave to him? Say? Person
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: whose last name is is very Polish, come from a
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Polish family, and.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: I don't understand? Like, how is pole locke a slur?
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Like? Yeah, it's like not getting I have a question
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Did you hear the rumor about the butter? I didn't,
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: How do you catch a naked lady a booby trap? Well,
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: you can't read this one on the text You've inspired
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: some people see bass way to go? What did the
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: football ethnic.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: This one?
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: What did the foot football coach say to the broken
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: vetting machine?
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: What did the football coach say to the broken venting machine?
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: What give me my quarterback.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Jokes?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: Sammy, did you hear about the guy who was addicted
• 45:17
  Speaker 10: to the hokey pokey?
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: What?
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: He turned himself around?
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: All right? Uh yeah I heard the dentist one. Yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: dentists favorite time?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: You know that Gina won't let her step son go
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: to the orchestra. What yeah, it's because of all the
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: sacks and violins.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: True.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, My favorite part is that Sammy really enjoys it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I really liked that genuinely.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: Well, for you guys who love documentaries, I just watched
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: a documentary about beavers. It was the best damn show
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: I ever.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Dude. The shovel, I mean you ever really thought about
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: the shovel? Such a groundbreaking invention.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: It really is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Right, Oh my god, what's in Nevada City? We're all
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: the dentist visit?
• 46:09
  Speaker 17: Wait?
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: What's this? What?
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: What?
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: What's the Nevada City? We're all the dentist visit?
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: What they like to go to?
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Flas Vegas?
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: What do you call hippie's wife? Mississippi hippy? Get it,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Let's go to Let's go to Matt. Hey, Matt, Matt,
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: you guys doing I listened every morning.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: I got a stupid dad joke for you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: My daughter hating.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, what do you got?
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I had a dream I was a muffer last night,
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: a muff like a car muffler, and I woke up exhausted.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: It's about cars. Really enjoyed. Yeah, all right, Matt, thank you,
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to the show.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Let's see how about Uh, why does anyone need an arc? Why?
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: No? Never mind messed that one up. I messed that one.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: Why do you chicken coops only have two doors? Why
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: if they had four, they would be chicken sedam?
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: The joke is, does anyone need an arc?
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Why because I know a gun?
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: That's what do you call birds who stick together? What's
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: that velcrows?
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I thought about going on an all almond by it? Oh,
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: that's just nuts. By the way, did you know that
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? No,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: they were cooked in grease.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: French fries?
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: Do you know that dogs can't operate MRI machines?
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: They can't operate them.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: They can't, No, but cats can.
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: Why I get the belt get arrested?
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Why did the belt get arrested? White?
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: It held up a pair of pants?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: All right, get a good one, ready, Sea Bass. We'll
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: end with yours, and we're gonna go to Stephen. Stephen
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: here first, hest Stephen.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Doing, we're doing?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: What's your dad joke?
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Why are chili peppers so rude?
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Why are chili peppers so rude?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Because they get face? All right, Stephen, thank you for
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: the call. All right, Sea Bass, take us home.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: Jesus.
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: But if Porto Ricans throw their garbage away and clear
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: plastic bags, why so Italians can go window shopping?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't even know. I get that one. Trap.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: What is going on? Okay, what do you call two
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: guys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Kurt and Rod. And that's how you knew dad jokes everybody.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Greek clipstick is wait, wait, what what's you know what?
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Greek lips? Greek lipstick is Greek lipstick preparation. H what stuff?
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: It's a good book. You got there kind of butt stuff.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Truly tasteless, truly tasteless jokes. The name what was the
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: other one that? Yeah, yeah, there was another there was
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: another book like that though we totally tasteless jokes. It
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: truly tasts us as the compilation. No, no, they just
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: kind of.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: You have this giant lod it's too big and I'm
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: not laughing the Woodie Show.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I hope what every guy going on this weekend.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be fun, it's gonna be fantastic and uh,
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: eventually like it's gonna feel like forever. But once the
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: weekend wrapping it up, drag. Yeah, once the weekend wraps up.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: You remember this, Join us back here Monday morning. Yeah,
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: wait on the wood Show. I'm what he that is
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: grey gory, we got menace? What is up? Grand is
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: here and it's time for the Friday fail stories, you guys,
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: all right, some good ones today, Friday fails.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: for your Friday fails. As well thought they had the
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong. But
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: somewhere along the line, it went from being a great
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: idea to one big stinking mega fever.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Ultra all right.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Pretty good, not the best, the worst. It was like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: there's all right, all right, anyway, let's see all right,
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: So we'll start with this one from Tennessee where there
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: was a vehicle fire situation on the highway. But the
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: vehicle involved here was hauling fireworks. Oh how it started,
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. But here's how that ended, I know,
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: and just kept going this is on in Tennessee.
• 52:15
  Speaker 8: That video was nuts.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: If you were wondering what it sounded like when a fire,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: you want, you know, fireworks, truck catches fire. That's that's it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: No one was hurting as you can hear about the laughing.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: The highway patrol already had stopped traffic in both directions,
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: so you know, people on both sides got to enjoy
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: that show. Now here's the only other issue. The guy
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: driving the truck didn't have the required hazardous materials endorsement
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: that he needed sales. He's in some major trouble for them.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Paid to watch this. Next one is from beautiful Salinas, California. Yes,
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: where some workers at a coffee shop heard some strange
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: noises in the building, but they couldn't figure it out. Eventually,
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: they can make out some faint cries for help and
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: it was coming from outside, so they want to go
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: check it out, and that's when they located the source.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: The cries were coming from some idiot who was stuck
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: in the narrow space between the coffee shop and the
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: neighboring movie theater. Oh, he had planned on breaking in
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: and robbing the place, but you know, stuck se firefighters
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: had to cut through layers of cinderblock and concrete from
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: both buildings to reach this guy. It took hours. He
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: was stuck for ten hours. He was arrested charged with
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: burglary they checked him out the hospital, then he was
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: taken right to failed jail. Sale.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: I'm okay with him being stuck to ten hours.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just leave him there. This next one is from
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Michigan with this guy. He broke into a house by
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: using his own debit card to force open the lock.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: But then once the door was open, all he could
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: think was about robbing the place, and he did all that.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: He left his debit card behind. The cops used that
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: to track him down, which should have been easy, but
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: for some reason, it took them long enough that by
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: the time they tracked him down, he was already in
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: jail for some other unrelated charges. Maybe he was like
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: double fail.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm taking this, but just charged me for it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one on him and then the other on the
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: cops for taking so damn long. Yeah, they have the
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: guy's debit card.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: Go get them.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: It will tell you the bank and his name and
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: all the information that you would need to be able
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: to identify this guy.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: I got really good at opening doors with the with
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: the cards like that.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's so, it's it's easy if if the
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: the door the well, no, not the dead bowl. But
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: sometimes it's it's funny. People will do this and you're
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: you're not thinking, yes, you have a key, but there's
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: no there's there's no cover to where the latch from
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: the door meets the latch of the door frame. Yeah,
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: it's all exposed. So yeah, you get stuff something right
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: in there and taking it. It's when you have to
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: go around that little plate or whatever that goes in
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: front of the striker plates what it goes onto. But
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: like it's like like almost like the first of all trim.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: It goes around the outside. Yeah, you want the door
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: to close, so it closes on so it steals for
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: that trim.
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: I could pop him open in like two seconds.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, yeah, but they'd have the lock on it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Like why haven't bother locking it? Right? Yep? Uh fail. Story.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Here's this guy. He was in the hospital to undergo
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: just routine gallblader gallbladder surgery, and they informed him that
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: due to reasons beyond their control, they were postponing everything
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: until the next day. Well, that delay, for one reason
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: or another caused some kind of mix up, and the
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: next morning they you know, took him back for surgery.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: They never removed the gallbladder, but they did give him
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: a vasectomy.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Oh no, what.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: You know, they're basically the same.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wash our bad. They whiled him back into surgery.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: They took the gallbladder out too, but he's suing the hospital.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Weird uh.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: And then one of my favorite stories of the week,
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: this next one is from Florida. Seventy six year old
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: broad gets into it with her family after they realized
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: that she had fallen for a scam. She admitted that
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: she had been sending money, all of her money to
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Liam Neeson, or at least someone that she thought was
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Liam Neeson. So she showed her family no, no, all
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: the texts that she had been getting, all the stuff
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: that she had been sending, all the money. She immediately
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: started texting the scammer again. Her family tried to take
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: the phone away, but when they did, she went after
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: them and started physically attacking them, punching one of them
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: in the face. The cops recalled the old woman was
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: the one who was arrested and taking the veil jail
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: And the cops haven't said whether they're looking into the
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Liam Neeson scammer or not. But what a dumbass. Your
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: family is trying to help you.
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: You're just trying to keep me away from limb, I know,
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: but that's.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: Not a point where you know what, you just take
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: her in the backyard.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: You know. Yeller, did you guys see the story about
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: the cops in Pasadena?
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, in the park garage.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god. So there's dash cam video there. Yeah,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: and you see apacady and a police officer gets shot.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: But what happened he was shot by another officer they're
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: describing as a quote horseplay incident. Yeah, and so the
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: footage was inside the pacady in the police department's parking garage.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: And so this patrol car pulls up behind the other
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: two officers. They're standing near their their vehicle. One of
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: the officers standing outside it seemed like quickly drawing his
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: gun and pointing it at the officer in the patrol car.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: And after a few seconds he reholsters the weapon. But
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: what happens next, and you don't see this part necessarily
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: the patrol the guy in the patrol car, he got
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: out and he drew his gun, which discharged. It wasn't
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: supposed to. No, that wasn't the intention.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're just play acting.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, therein is the horse play. Because when I first
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: saw the video. I didn't realize the context. I didn't
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: realize they were in the parking garage of the police
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: station because I I watched the video and it says
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: officer shot, and I go, WHOA. So the video is
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: playing and I see the officer kind of grab his
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: shoulder and start walking away. The other officer is just
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: standing there looking. But I'm like, how did this guy
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: if this, if this cop was just shot, how's the
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: other officer not drawing his weapon? Then I saw it
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: happened in the police department page, and I'm like, yeah, so.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: How do we, like, you know, get away without telling
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: anybody about this?
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, someone's gonna get a letter in their
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: file sales to one of those mafia doctors, you know. Yeahhouse,
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: there's a question. I'm not sure how it works because
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: of all the unions and stuff like that. I mean,
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: do these guys do you was your job for something
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: like that? I don't have where somebody actually gets shot.
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: You're playing around on a shot believe maybe just suspended.
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: I don't know, let's see.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Great. Well, I just wonder like what and typically in
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: these kind of situes, in a situation like this, what
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: would happen.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: I think you're done.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: You're so fired.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: You go to gun safety training for five years.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Show.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: So Greg says that, you know, gregan technology not necessarily
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: a great minus. We really are not. But he had
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: a really weird interaction with Alexa. I did, Yeah, this
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: was weird.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I wish I'm going to try to recreate it because
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: it seems like, how is this happening?
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, So we got a text the other day about.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: This way to make salmon and it sounded awesome where
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: you slather it with mayonnaise, because mayonnaise exactly. So I
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: slather it with mayonnaise, throw it in the oven. In
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: a few minutes in I say Alexa, what should the
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: internal type of sure of salmon be in the oven?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: And she said it should be one hundred and forty
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: five degrees? Are you roasting some salmon tonight? So I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: responded with, well, that's none of your business, and her
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: response was, oh, okay, then well enjoy your salmon whatever
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: the internal temperature is.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 15: Oh my damn girl, did you just like Amish's trying
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 15: to get Yeah, pison?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: What does admonish me in demonish?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: Be catty? Maybe like kind of like you're describing the situation.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think of the situation. Don't admonish me.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like kind of like putting me down, punishing me's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: enjoy your salmon. Whatever the internal temperature is.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: That's weird.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: That's passive aggressive and sounds like maybe murder charges.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just called you a bitch.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: They've done these updates and then they've made them kind
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: of sassy. My son has acted like some voice or
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: whatever and some mode where it well, you know, that's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: not really vibing with both what Yeah, the way it
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: talks to him, and I go, I don't like your judgment, Like,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: what kind of weird ass setting do you have this
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: thing on? And he's like, dude, it says the dumbest stuff. Really.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: I guess he and his friends just think it's funny.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: Of course they do.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because like it sounds kind of hippie dippy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: that's really not meeting the vibe check that. It's what
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: the Alexa responds with no camera sometimes you.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Can yell at it too, turn on lamps, all las
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: up to turn on lambs, and.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I can't find in all the routines that are set
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: up in our house. You know about setting routines where
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: you can just say, like Alexaney, yeah, you can do that.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: But also just setting up at a certain time, certain
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: things happen. Oh that I don't think, so, like a
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: certain time, like lights will just come on. Yeah right,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Oh I did not know that anyway. So, uh, I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: am just dead a sleep. But for some reason at
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: and there's some days I go to bed earlier and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: so I'm dead asleep by nine pm, and the lamp
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: right next to my bed just goes on. It's in
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: there somewhere I don't and I can't find it. I've
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: gone through all the routines, and so every night at
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: nine o'clock, the stupid lamp comes on. So I gotta remember,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: like unplug, unplug the lamp, because.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: If you just turned it off, would it turn itself
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: back on?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Can't you just ask Alexa to stop that. I've tried
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: before because my daughter and her friends when they have
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: those special edition you know, the Barbie movie comes out,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: you can do like some special routine custom whatever. I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: forget what it's called, you know, And and and so
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: it'll play certain sounds or certain things like when you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: give it a command like Alexa, turn on lamp, it'll go,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: it'll turn the lamp on. That'll be it's it's confirmation sound.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: And it's based on something from the Barbie movie. And
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: I go, god, these kids were setting it on there.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: I go, hey, no more with the Alexa guys, or
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I'll take them right out of your rooms because every
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: time I say, all right, set my alarm for whatever.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah girl skill. Yeah yeah, so it'd be like activate
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: the but you got to go in there activate the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Barbie Alexas skill.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: I'm so glad they have.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: To go it. No it it's great. It's great, but
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: it is annoying when it does certain things. Although Greg
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: you would like and you know, Menace can tell you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: more about it. The TCL they have something pretty cool,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: these AI voice controlled settings, like when you're watching TV
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: like a TCL television.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they hooked up with Google Gemini. So you're like, oh,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: I want to screen you talk to it like a human.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: You're like, oh, can you make the screen brighter actually
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: a little bit darker? Oh I can't really hear the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: dialogue and will like enhance the dialogue.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Instead of going into the menu doing with the display
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: settings and.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: Don't Yeah, life changing.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: You just tell you tell it what you say, like, hey,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: rewind ten seconds or whatever.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just all voice command. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Awesome. Yeah, so if you set it up for me would.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but just like voice command settings.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: That's pretty cool because that's always then annoying thing like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: trying to find the exact setting that you're looking for
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: and then then you turn on and and you're like,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: oh it's not actually that kind of not bright enough
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: and you just talk to it.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah didn't they didn't. They just explain the reason. We
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: had something about it somewhat recently, I mean the last
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: six months about why so many of the TV shows
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: and movies are so dark.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: Now, Yeah, it's a thing. It's we're not imagining it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: No, it's because there was a reason.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: It's more like natural lighting.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, But if you can't physically not even Yeah, Like
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: the biggest offender was the finale of Game of Thrones.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: We're like, we can't even see it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: But they was talking with the walking Dad.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: It kind of started with that. Yeah, but they had
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: some reason because of how televisions are now and because
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: of the way that Bubba blah blah, but yeah, reading
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: or whatever, which is fine. You know, if you're watching
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: something in complete, like in a room has no windows
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: and light sources, it's not fine. Like that would be
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: all right, but like that's not how most people have
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: the like most people have their television in a room
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: windows and along those lines, you don't all.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Have whom theater.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they still call it this, but
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: letterbox like a movie is, so you have now the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: luxury of having a big TV. And then the movie
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: is let and then all the purists say, no, that's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: how it's intended to be watch. But I want it
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: on my big screen.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, but I don't. I haven't seen that in years. Really,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I still see with the bars on either side and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: top and bottom.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: This movie has been formated to TV.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: But I want it to be big. But is that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: maybe because is it an old ass movie? Because the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: new movies I don't see that. I haven't seen that
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: in years.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: I'm sure like the next Tarantino movie would have that
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really, I just haven't seen that in years. I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: figured that was because they were shooting things for how
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: you know, television mostly square yeah, you know, and then
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: they when you put them on TVs like that, it
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: would have to let her. But yeah, the thing that
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: drives me the most crazy when it comes to screens
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: is when I'm outside and I'm trying to use my iPhone,
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  Speaker 5: like the screen will become so dark.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah that I can't even see what's on that act
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: as Yeah, and I try to turn off the auto
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: adjust and it won't turn off, like it's been happening
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: for years now, and they say it's because of like
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: safety reasons so it won't like overheat.
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  Speaker 5: But I can't even see the screen anyways. Eight seven
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  Speaker 5: seven forty four Woody text us over to two to
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  Speaker 5: nine eight seven. Yeah, I guess I could do that.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody said, rename that device, so my lamp rename it
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  Speaker 5: or maybe and then also get a different, a new
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  Speaker 5: light bulb for it, because the light bulbs are the
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: ones that these special smart lamp light bulbs whatever, like
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: that's what's communicating with your devices.
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  Speaker 9: Just get an old timey light bulb that no no no,
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  Speaker 9: no no, well because you still need to be able
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: to talk to it.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, but it'll be a new one that hasn't had
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: that conversation.
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  Speaker 5: Correct, So you do that you rename the device and
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: maybe I'll stop getting woken up at nine pm, or
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: maybe just verbally say don't turn this on. It's how
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: your parentsy is awake. Yep, bright lights smack you on
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  Speaker 5: the head?
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  Speaker 8: Ye, garbage can.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Greg Man and Man More and more examples of people
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: making a big deal about stuff. A council in Nottingham, England,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: they have canceled a snail racing event. Why animal rights craft?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Ye too warm out there was a salt spill well
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: animal rights Act of this they flooded the social media
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: with complaints of her potential harm to the participants. What
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  Speaker 5: on earth could happen? The event had been planned as
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: part of the city's Great Big Green Week at the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Central Library and was promoted as a world first electronic
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: snail racing board. What so the Nottingham Council they canceled
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: the event. They issued an apology with ironically a lot
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: of speed. Yeah, the snail racing canceled because animal rights
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: activists were afraid the snails might get hurt.
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  Speaker 9: Where does snails fall on your your continuum of disgusting
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: and insects grade?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they're insanely disgusting, They're gross I hate them,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: but I won't step.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: And hate them.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: I did eat them once, yeah, as cargo. And then
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: I notice it only on the weekends because I'm up
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: like a normal human being on the weekends, like during
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: the week that I get slugs in the morning time.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: All over my Okay, I'm glad you said that, because
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: while you're talking about snails, I was thinking, here's the thing.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: The shell must be adorable, because snails cute as a button. Disgusting,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 8: And I think the only difference.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: Is the shell, right, snails are cute, oh so cut.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: Sometimes in the morning here, we'll see them on We'll
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: see them on the wall or on our key card
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: thing or whatever, and they're so cute.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: They're super cute.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: And you know what, you do see them in the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 10: mornings because it's cool enough for them, and if they
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: can't make it to the grass or something before it
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: gets too hot, they'll get stuck there.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: I'll move them. What's about enough? Fast enough? Little snail kid?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: You would poked a little intenda and see it go
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: right back.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: In sounds disgusting.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Accidentally stepped on one recently, Yeah, what was that?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: It's a crunch. Yeah, yeah, on account of the shell.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: We should have a little thing of cucumbers to feed them.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: And you're so cute.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Anybody say, the scale is really lit, really so cute.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: There's one of Columbus, Ohio city's employee union has filed
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: a grievance claiming that the city used a herd of
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: goats to do work that should have gone to union members.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 9: That union, Yeah, you don't mess with the union.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: The city contracted with a local farm called Goats on
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: the Go and they sent out about thirty goats to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: graze on this like water reclamation planet. They're going to
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: break those ghats legs man to clear about you know,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: a couple of acres of this poisonous brush and this
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: dense vegetation that had you know, grown there. And they
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: said it's just difficult or dangerous for people. The city
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: said the goats, they were chosen precisely because the terrain
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: was so hazardous for employees. But the union don't like that,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: and the union has filed a grievance claiming the city
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: using the goats that should have gone to union members.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: They hazard, Yeah, and those goats can do the entire
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: hill and like, yeah, two days those goats.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Union they pay their did they go to their meetings
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: right meetings? So we're gonna play the duy q next
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: eight seven, seven forty four Woodie, we got the we
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: got somebody lined up or I did go and then
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: you can play along at home. Yes, what the prize
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: will be, I'm not sure it'll be a prize. It'll
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: be something that you didn't have before. You called to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: win exactly if you win. If you win, which is hard,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: it's super difficult game.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: D uy q.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Next on The Woody Show.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: Had.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Show, We'll be right back. It's what's up with what's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: going down in socou sports with Jeff g Yo. Happy Friday,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Jeff g Good morning.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 13: Happy Friday, Woody Show. Let's go and start with the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 13: World Cup.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 11: Mexico kicked it off in style.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I'm still going. That's impressive, lung capacity going, still going. Ah,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: there we go.
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  Speaker 11: That was one of two goals for Mexico.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: They beat South Africa to nil.
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  Speaker 13: Today, the USA makes its World Cup debut at six
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 13: pm against Potaguay, and tomorrow the best game of the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 13: afternoon is Brazil and Morocco.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: That's a three pm kickoff.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 13: Moving on to baseball, Dodgers beat the Pirates Yesterday show,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 13: Hail Tani hit a home run and pretty much right
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 13: after that left with inflammation in his left knee.
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  Speaker 11: He is day to day.
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  Speaker 13: Dodgers on the South side of Chicago, playing the White
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 13: Sox all weekend, Angels hosting the Tampa Bay Rays all
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 13: weekend at the Big A.
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  Speaker 11: Moving on to the Stanley Cup Final.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 13: The Carolina Hurricanes beat the Vegas Golden Knights yesterday, game
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 13: number six.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 11: That series is on Sunday in Vegas. Carolina wins. They're
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 11: the champs and sister talking playoffs Woody Show.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 13: The NBA Finals are back tomorrow starting at five to thirty.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 13: Of course, the New York Knicks lead that series three
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 13: to one. It's a must win for the Spurs or
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 13: the Knicks will beat Champs tomorrow night. Can't forget UFC
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 13: Freedom two fifty tomorrow on the White House Lawn.
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  Speaker 11: That should be epic.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 13: Weather's gonna be questioned, so it should be interesting as well.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 13: I'm Jeff G and that's your so col Sports.
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  Speaker 5: I Jeff G. Now I feel like an idiot. It's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: time for todays dumb ass contests, and today's dumb ass
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: contest is the du you Yeah for the uiq Seed Bass,
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  Speaker 5: explain the way the game works.
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  Speaker 9: Everybody, please, I ask a very drunk person just the simplest,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: easiest trivia questions, and so that is the game it is.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: Is this person so drunk that they won't know the answer.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 9: You don't have to know the answer, even though you will,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 9: you'd be like, I know that. So if you can
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  Speaker 9: guess what they know the answer, two times out of three,
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  Speaker 9: you win.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: And what is our contestants name here? Sammy?
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  Speaker 8: Kevin?
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  Speaker 5: All right? Everybody say hi to Kevin.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Kevin? Hey, Happy Friday to you? All right? So Kevin
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: seed Bastards explain the way the game works. Now you
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: just have to guess whether this drunk person will get
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: the answers right or wrong two out of three times.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna guess on Sammy and Menace. That doesn't count
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: towards your prize, but if you want to guess for
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: that as well, you can. And we're gonna have to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: know this drunk just a little bit better before we
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: get to the questions that count toward whether you're winning
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: that prize or not. And who is this person?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: See, man, this is Sophia, and she's gonna tell us
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 9: all about how she's a big grown lady.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Now all right, here's Sophia.
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  Speaker 17: We're celebrating my birthday. I'm twenty sixth and I'm financially stable.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 17: So look, listen to this. Listen to this right now. Look,
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  Speaker 17: I can hit my bills, right, I don't need nobody
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 17: didn't pay my bills for me.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: I can pay my bills.
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  Speaker 17: No man, no woman, I can pay my bills.
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  Speaker 2: Give you money though, would you deny it though because
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: you like your things?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 17: No, I'm will never deny.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: I will never to deny money like you for me.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 17: Listen. My cash shop is Kylie Hayes Cosmetics. Yeah, that's
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 17: my that's my business line.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Now we know it cash older.
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, if you want to say it does. Doesn't need
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 9: your money, but she'll take it.
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  Speaker 5: But you'll take it.
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  Speaker 7: He's an idiot, nice woman, all right.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: So that is uh, that is Sophia. Now, Kevin, are
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: you ready for question number one? Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 12: D u I Q finish the title of the famous
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 12: novel Fahrenheits blank. Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, finish
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 12: the title of the famous novel Fahrenheits blank, oh novel.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to we'll discuss here in a second.
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  Speaker 5: Triple no.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, that's a safe bet.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't think that. You don't think they saw
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: the adaptation on Broadway. Triple no, uh, triple no. In
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: the room? Yeah, all right, what do you what do
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: you think here, Kevin?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 18: No?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: No, all right? Question number one?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 12: D U I Q finish the title of the famous
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 12: novel fahrenheits blank.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy nice.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: I know that's the answer that you want me to say,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: but that is not correct. But I have no idea,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: and I just put jes this and.
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  Speaker 5: Fahrenheit just okay.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: So I guess I blanked out here in the novel part.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: And then I'm like, wait a minute, there must be
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: that's too easy because I thought the same thing, Fahrenheit
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: nine to eleven. Well right, But then I'm like, wait,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: not a novel, Wait, hold on, novel, that's not a novel?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: That was that?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: That was that Michael Moore, Yes, nine to eleven document
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: he used.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: He used that title as a spin off of the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: the original title, which is not that you guys.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: Know, the Fahrenheit or fifty.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Dynetics, Yeah, diynatics, holcanos in there, four fifty one, four
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  Speaker 5: to fifty one, and what was that about? Uh?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: I think it was like supposed to be like the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: temperature that a book burns, and it's like a dystopian fi.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: It's essentially it's a it's another version of sounds like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: a good read nineteen eighty four.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, never heard of it and all that stuff. Yeah,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: heard of it.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: It's a main like it's a classic high school boyes
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 9: has forever.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: So it's not for you. Don't say four or five,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: you say.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: Four fifty fifty one because it's degrees.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: And they also made a movie recently, which we'll get
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: to in a second.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: So I was gonna say, do you want to give
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: it away?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: All right? Question number one here on the duy Q,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: And Kevin said that our drunk friend here, Sofia won't know.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Let's see if he gets his first.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 12: Point finish the title of the famous novel Fahrenheit Blank.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 17: I feel like I know this.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: Michael B. Jordan was in the movie.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 17: He was at Okay, let me get it right. He
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 17: was at the train station, klummy. I don't know, but
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 17: I want to know that you know that I'm rocking
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 17: with you.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 9: I'm rocking with you at Fruitval Station by the way,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: Fruitvale Station in Oakland.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: Not great place, all.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, been there many times, Kevin.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: Great news. You got a point out of these next
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: two questions. You just need one more in order to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: be the winner here on this round of the d
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: uy Q. Question number two, what.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Was the name of King Arthur's magician?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: WHOA? I don't don't. Don't take a guess here, Kevin,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Do you know the answer?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 11: Absolutely me?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Neither. Dog No, you hear it? You will, You'll be like, oh,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: I'm stupid, say like, that's it. Is it a name
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: that we've heard and I'm saying, assuming it's a name, Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: I've heard the name Dave before.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: I have a guest, I'm gonna write it down show.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: And there have been and this is not.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: This is not a giveaway to say. There have been
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 9: fifty adaptations of this story where this character is all
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 9: over them. There's all kinds of things that are named
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 9: after this character and everyday life companies this character turns out.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: I knew it, Kevin, were idiots? Yeah?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: Sorry?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Agreed? Yeah, Uh, egg on your face all right? Uh
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: put me down for a triple no, agreed? Yeah, another
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: triple no.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Sammy likes old timey stuff.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: I don't, I don't know.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: No, no, yeah, triple no. All right, Kevin, are you
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: saying triple no? Yes, all right? Question number two, Question
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: number two d U y Q.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: What was the name of King Arthur's magician.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: Sammy Myrtle Myrtle, Oh oh, Martle Menace.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 9: I put gesture gesture, not even gesture, because that's how
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: he would the court gesture, how he'd make magic.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: He would gesture.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just happened.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: But you were so.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: Dull, no.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: Lynd almost clo Merlin, dang it. I knew it was
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: right there from the Disney movie. But he's the widow.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 9: That would be one out of the adaptation. That be
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 9: one of many adaptations. Also, let's not forget Merlin, like
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 9: the Electronic Wizard, which is the nineteen seventy eight hand
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 9: Tel Electronics game.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was figured like there was like a you've
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: heard of Merlin, right, yeah?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: The name?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know the name. Yeah, like you say Merlin
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: the Magician. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, but I know the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: origin of you totally knew it. I just know the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: or No, I didn't know the origin of it. Myrtle yeah,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: like you could have called him like Copperfield.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 9: You know, it was myrtle gesture, myrdle gesture.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Merlin. By the way, Merlin Entertainment owns Lego land Madam two.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 9: Sous Oh yeah, walk on that.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: It's pretty neat. They're balling, all right. Kevin said no
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: that Sophia wouldn't be able to give us one. If
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: that's the way it works out, he'll be the winner
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: of the d u i Q.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: What was the name of King Arthur's magician?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: You and Kevin, congratuation the winner of the DUQ. Congratulations.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: Nobody know that, ye ain't? Nobody got time? Nobody? Yeah,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: all right, Kevin, congratulations, Thank you so much for listening
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: to the Wolie Show. And have yourself a fantastic weekend.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, you got it too, Thank you so much.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: Kevin.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: There's Kevin.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Don't hang up.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: We're gonna get his information. Get a miss prize, all right.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Question number three, which he did not need, but we'll
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: do for Funzie here. Question number three on the d
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: u i Q.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 18: Kristen Bell has starred as What Detective since two thousand
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 18: and floor.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 9: This is a gimme for Sammy obviously, Sammy the charity
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: charity case for sam.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I forgot about She's smiling like a cat
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: with a canary. She's gonna have like a full backstory.
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  Speaker 5: Kristin Bell has starred as what Detective and I.
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  Speaker 9: Say has because it keeps coming back.
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  Speaker 18: Kristen Bell has starred as what Detective since two thousand
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  Speaker 18: and four.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, finally when the Greg doesn't know what he feels like? Smart,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: that's what familiar and this is this is designed for
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: ladies of a certain age. Uh yes to Sammy, No
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  Speaker 5: for Menace, No for Sophia.
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  Speaker 8: That's exactly right. Yes to Sammy, No everybody.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Greg agreed, agreed, all right, Question number three d u
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  Speaker 18: Kristen Bell has starred as what Detective since two thousand
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 18: and four.
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  Speaker 5: Menace.
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  Speaker 7: I even saw the movie.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: You did in the theater?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because they like go fund me.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm blanking on. I pushed Sarah.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Marshall murder Aarah Marshall, all right, Veronica Mars, Veronica MA.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, Kimmy Schmidt, Veronica Mars is the answer?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, all right, let's see if Sophia knew it? D
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  Speaker 5: u IQ.
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  Speaker 18: Kristen Bell has starred as What Detective since two thousand
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 18: and four.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 17: Wait, okay, isn't all like that vampires?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: You know that vampire He yes, Kristen Bell, it's on
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: that vampire ish nice. Yeah, well that's how you play
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: the u IQ. Everybody, Hi, welcome back. It is the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: Woody Show. This forty six year old guy in Florida,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: he was in a bad way. He wrecked his suv.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: He wrapped it around a tree. This woman was driving
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: by saw it happen, and so this is where again
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: like just being a nice person doesn't pay. Sometimes she
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: stops to see if he's okay, and without even answering
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: the question, he carjacks the woman and uh and took off.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: And then he was apparently hungry because he stopped by
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: the nearest Chick fil A, gets out of the car
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: completely covered in blood, and then someone inside me, hey,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: are you all right? And he goes, does it look
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: like I'm okay? And then he went up to a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: kid who was just there in the Chick fil A
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: and stole his French fries and then walked out started
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: walking down toward the gas station that was across the street,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: and that's where the cops found him and he did
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: try to fight them, of course, and uh turns out
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: the guy was high on ecstasy the entire time.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Time.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a great.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: Dancing weird.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: There's no way.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: See, I think if I was to try, I mean,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: the the hardest core thing I've tried is marijuana, real
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: real party gay. I think if I was going to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: try I something, it might be ecstasy.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 8: It rules, or I'm morgan, I'm sure you can.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: It rules, especially kids out there.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it rules.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: If you're ever twenty one, well do that.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't even I didn't even try weed until I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: was an adult. I was so afraid that you were
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: like in your thirties. I think I was almost thirty. Yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: wow loser. Uh oh. Our friends keep talking about the
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: mushroom stuff. Yeah, like she'll have she'll have like the
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: mushroom chocolate. Considered it, but then I'm like, man, we're
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: always like in Vegas or somewhere, and I'm with Menace
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: on this where he's like, it's something I won't try it.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: This is just maybe not the place to try that
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: for the first time.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: What do you care you have such a low resting pulse.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: What do you think would happen.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: I don't do that big of a deal is people
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: in the middle, Yeah, the pool or.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Something, chocolate stuff, It wouldn't affect too much yet.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Gina just wants to collect any kind of like leftover medications. People.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: Oh she'll take it, you know, they say, they come
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: you know, oh, well here after you're done with this prescription.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: This is like some stuff you're supposed to mix and
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: you're supposed to mix it with some stuff, so it
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: breaks it down really yeah, before you dispose it was yeah,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: like pain medication. I know, Like they'll give you like
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: a packet of some stuff that you dissolve in water,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: and then you're supposed to put the leftover pills in
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: the water too, before you can then just put them
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: down the drain. Yeah, it's a way to dispose of
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: I don't think it like just give them the gena. Yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: and she'll take them and then she'll share them with
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Greg before it's get on a plane exactly good. Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: But yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 9: The only other thing I would probably try is about
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 9: is because I'm just I'm a binger, Like I binge everything.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 9: There's like there's no stop, you know.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's the thing with me. Like, I'm the
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: exact opposite. I don't have that kind of personality. So
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: it's like I want to done.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: What happens on the mushrooms? Well, it just chows you out,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: question I'm saying, with this stuff, with the they put
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: in the chocolates and stuff, like what's uh? You're you're
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: taking that for what?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 16: If you eat legit stuff and you have enough, you
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 16: go to a whole different world.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, but it's exactly like that.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 16: I saw equations, I saw beautiful mind kind of stuff.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 16: Know what it means, but probably Yeah, but it's not
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 16: something you do at a party. It's in my experience,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 16: it's something you do alone at home or in nature.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you go walk.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: My main question when I drug curiosity eight hours is
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: when you're on it?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: Do you know you're on it?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay you're not, Yeah for sure, But you can
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: also be like dying or fun.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're okay to be alone. I thought you're supposed
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: to have a babysitter.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: Not with mushrooms.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: I supposed to do it with the baby. I wanted
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: to be alone.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I did too. We I was on a walk
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 8: with a friend and we just both went our separate way.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this tree is calling me.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah exactly, Yeah, I'm good.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 8: It's fun. I don't spend twenty years.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think you need it. Would nobody needs it? No,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: but people like, well some people do.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: Some people cures them.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: That the microdosing where you know, like depression or different things.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: See you're like you're a street pharmacist. Yes you are,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Yes you are. She's got a purse fu of drugs.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: Micro she Oh, I have something.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 8: You know, micro dosing.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: It's in the name.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: I know you. It doesn't do anything. What do you
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: do anything?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 8: And I'm super sensitive to medicine.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: It does it definitely does. My one friend what he's.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 8: Going to freak out on micro dosing.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: No, no, not micro dosing. I'm talking about There are
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: those chocolates considered.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 8: Micro dosing depends on what you take a micro dose?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: What do they put the chocolate me?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: I mean the whole bar?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: You are in charge of it a micro dose, are you?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: I thought there was the whole thing, Like you're not
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: quite sure how much is in this stuff?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 11: Like that?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: That's the holding of edibles, right, like you're not quite sure?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: That was thirty years ago, that was well the kids
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 7: were talking.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: It depends on how you get it, right menace.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. And it's like, I'm
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 7: not going to try this because of the source of
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: where it's it's being bought. It's like, because they're buying
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: it off some random person, they're not going to a
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 7: dispensary where everything is regulated in the and measured.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: Well, where did our friend get it from?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 9: They get it from some random person?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: They did?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought she got it from. No, there's not.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: I thought you got a dispensary because she's like all
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: fancy and stuff apparently. Yeah, I mean like, yeah, they're millionaires.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 9: The person there getting from has set up a shop,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 9: but it's not legit.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 8: No, it's certified.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, of course. Right Wait, so she yes made
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: it or I don't care. I don't know, but that
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: you would think that she would have gotten really end
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: designer mushroom chocolate place, the good Dive of mushroom chocolate.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: I know exactly where they get it.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's not like a place that's regulated. So
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 7: that's why I won't try it. Okay, again, there might
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 7: be like, you know, extra in there.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: The chocolate are the worst thing you could take. There's
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: at least a gram in there. Just try regular shrooms
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: and have a couple of caps. I've heard those are.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: All you do is dip it in peanut butter and
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: then you put it in the back like and you're
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: like molers and he's gone.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: You give a dog a pill exactly and it's done. Yeah.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: I'm not that much of a crackhead.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: Man, that's hippy stuff.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: What he doesn't need it. What I mean by that
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: is you're you're not even really a drinker, so drinking
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: like I would like to dabble and stuff like that'll
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: be fine. I think he should.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: I tried the chocolate mushrooms.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: But no, you need to affect me, talk to me.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: You need real stuff again, I'm not going to Morgan
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: stores either. No, are you crazy?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: Best stuff in town? You guys set this one out.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: She meets her. Guys don't even know they know in
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: the back alley behind the gym that she works out
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: and does her boxing. No, No, I know exactly where
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: it's grown. And I've been there all the time. Yeah,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: I've been there.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: Take me with you.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: It's probably a legit like little farm. But I mean,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: do they have like open shop somewhere that you can
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: walk in?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: No, because that's not allowed.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: That's when you go someplace called the shroom room.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 9: I eventually, I eventually believe we will get there where
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 9: you can do that, and then that's what I'll try it.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be a while, yeah, forty four Wood send
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: us a text over to two two nine eighty seven.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: A lot of people are a lot of people have
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: It's weird that a bunch of people listening have like
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: a lot of knowledge on drugs and different things and
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: things that you know, some people wouldn't know about if
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: they're losers like myself.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: You don't know about the day after ecstasy you feel
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: you got hit by it?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, you have never heard you say.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Show yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: Three quarters of people agree or disagree. Three quarters of
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: people think restaurants should offer some form of adults only dining.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, I agree, I'm not that.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 7: Over dramatic about it, but I don't love, you know,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 7: kids around.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, would it be nice, sure, but should they
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: offer it, like if they have.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 8: To knowing to go there?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. But I wouldn't tell any business what to do.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: I think it's weird. I think it's weird when you
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: see kids showing up to certain places. How would you
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: scale steakhouse? Why would you bring kids to this place?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 8: Don't worry. They have their iPad on full blast. It's fine.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, or I always one. I guess it's like New
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 7: York kids. But I think it was like nine thirty
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 7: at night on a Thursday. I was in New York
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: and I was at you know, the fancy spot Nobu,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 7: and there's like twelve and thirteen year olds by themselves.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: Totally obviously got in Vegas when you're on the strip.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Not even I relate to people live in Vegas and
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: they have other things that are going on. But like
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: when you're in Vegas and you're like at the Cosmopolitan
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: and it's midnight or one o'clock in the morning, there's
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: little ass kids there, Yeah, run around and that's a
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: kind of a weird place to have kids. Yeah, So
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: uh support restricting kids during late evening hours. Oh and
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: like I told you, there's the adults only sections they
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: think should be at the restaurants. Forty six percent believe
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: that romantic dining settings should be child free, so like
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: that kind of those nicer Yeah, those nicer places. There
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: was this video on TikTok that's gone viral because it's
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: a former flight attendant who had to you know, get
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: on and have her hot take greg because she just
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: had to post it. Right.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you can't think something you have to share, she says.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: In her opinion, babies should be the last to board
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: a flight. Like she went on to say, for years
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: she watched parents the small kids be the first to
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: board because they always doe that family boarding stuff, only
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: for them and the babies to slowly unravel before they
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: even close the door. Good point. And her advice was
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: that parents with babies should board last because in her mind,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: they would get on, sit down, take off right away
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: without having you know, they even know the difference. Like
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: the pre board privilege is a trap. So it makes
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: a lot of sense because it gives the kid too
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: much time to get bored before they've even left. Yeah,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: and realized how you're just sitting there. Yeah, it's the worst. Yeah.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: There was a story the airline never it's big overseas,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: Ryan Air, Yeah I heard of it. Yeah, they're always
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: in the news for something it seems they they kind
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: of seem very spirity. Yes, yeah, oh yeah, they're the
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: frontier of are they Europe?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: Always like rugby players going to a visa get in
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: a fight on Ryan Air.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've gotten a lot of bad pr I think
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: that's the one where the CEO wanted to charge to
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: use the bathroom.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: On the plane, and I'm not mistaken.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 7: And then he's also like brought up like stand up flights.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So they're being investigated over a policy they have
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: that requires families with young kids to pay extra to
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: sit together. So they require at least one parent to
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: sit with kids who are between the ages of two
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: and eleven, but to guarantee that seating assignment, the parents
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: have to pay a mandatory family seat fee, which means
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: the charge is effectively unavoidable. Yeah, is included in the
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: upfront ticket price, which is what they're investigating now. Ryan
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: Air's argument the policy is legal, transparent, and compliant with
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: the aviation rules, but the investigation is in its early stages,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: and this is like how efficient the early stages? But
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: right now they say they won't have a final report
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: back for several months. What's to look into? Just told
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: you Yeah, there you have it.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 8: That's insane.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: But if you're require maybe if the second parent, like
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: if you want to have the second parent sitting all
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: together and guarantee that, then the fee. But if you
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: have a policy that says one parent or adult supervising
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: adult has to be with kids between two and eleven,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: well then that one should not have that fee. Yeah,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: if that's what you're requiring.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 8: This is a comical money grab.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 7: I don't think I've ever flown with them. But do
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 7: they have open seating? Like Southwest? Did you hear that
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 7: Southwest is going back to open seating?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 9: Is that true?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: No, they were discussing, not discussing it, but like that,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: I guess they were considering it according to reports. I
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: don't think they are. Yeah, because they they moved all
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: the seats around. Now they have those extra leg room seats.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: They're not going back to just open free for all stuff.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: They'll figure it out.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 7: Why people can't figure it out?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know the.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: Airline when as a species will humans figure out? Get on,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: sit down, shut up.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: That's it.
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  Speaker 7: I think what the drama is is people they put
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 7: their bag up front, but they're sitting in the back.
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  Speaker 5: Correct, and because they don't want to check the best
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: you should not be allowed correct, depending on where you're,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: depending on where your seat is. That maybe I'm saying,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: maybe it's something as simple as you have to put
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 5: like a color coded like tag on your bag not
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: to check it. Like say you're in rows one through
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: whatever that's blue and yellow, and if you're and if
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: you just open up those things and you see there's
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: a yellow tag in this blue section, whose bag is it?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: And you just take it out, you check it and
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: there's no arguing, or if you put it in the
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: color coded bin, it explodes. Something like that. Yeah, like
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: die packs if you rob a bank, Yes, people get
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: in sit down. And one more related story, since we're
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: talking about now the baggage in the overhead compartments, you
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: know they have. We were talking about that one plane
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: I forget exactly what, Oh the one that hit the
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: person that got sucked into the plane. Yeah engine, they
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: were on the runway. Yeah, they jumped the fence together,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: Denver I think it was. Anyway, you have ninety seconds
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: to get off a plane. That's what they aim for,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: like when they're evacuating a plane, ninety seconds, because that's
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: what it's fire rated for the cabinet is fire rated
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: for ninety seconds.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 8: But that's how is that possible with all those dumb people?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: If that's the problem is the dumb people? Like if? Yes,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: if you follow the instruction, because now you have over
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: the wing exits, you have the fun exit, you have
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: the back, you should be able to do it if
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: all those things are open and everybody follow the directions.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: But know what happens? People grab all their stuff they're
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: going in the overhead business. You were watching as those
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: people are getting off the plane after they hit the person,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: all their stuff they're going down. They're going down the
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: slide with all that crap, you know. And uh, and
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: then they were taking pictures in front of the burned
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: out engine.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: They put their little kid there.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like no, because people are stupid. So what do
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: you think of this idea? The International Air Transport Association,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: because they've been trying to get people to leave their
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: stuff behind, but now, uh, they are considering doing something
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: where the airlines because people being careless with all this
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: stuff in an emergency, the airlines could start installing overhead
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: compartment locks so that when the so that when there
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: is some type of like emergency or whatever, or like
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: during takeoff landing places where you're not supposed to be
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: in the overhead compartments it automatically like your car locks,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: just automatic locks, and then you can't get into it. Good.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: You can't get into it during takeoffs, landings or emergency situations.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever gotten anything out of my bed,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 8: so I don't care. But I can't imagine that being really.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: Here's the article. A normal plane is required to be
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: fully evacuated in ninety seconds or less, but people grabbing
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: their stuff obviously slows that process down. With locked compartments
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: that would keep people from getting their stuff and instead
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: have them get off of the plane.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 8: That's not a bad idea about change my mind.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fine, And if they try to open it,
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• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: that's cool. Wasn't Hooters doing one too? Didn't Hooters something
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: they did? Oh no, I think it was Fridays they
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: had the app. It was like all you can eat
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: apps or something, but.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: It had to be the same app. Remember, you couldn't
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: mix something fifty, right, and then you want another one,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: other one, another one.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: It's been medic's dream for many years to get and
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: although he's not on board anymore, so they're not going
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: to award him one now. But talks too much crap Chipotle,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 5: he won that car that Gabriel Glaciers hasse.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did want one.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not anymore. Yeah, take that card.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just Mid, It's just so Mid.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: It's not bad, it's fine. It's not like my favorite place,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: but it's yeah. Yeah, I don't hate it, though I'm
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: not gonna avoid it.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what I would get to list anymore.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: Like if you had a card where you know, any place,
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: but it's got to be it's got to be like
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: a chain, Yeah, not a one off, you know, not
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: your local you know Greg Sushi plays because we love
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 5: the sushi that's different, oh man, for like McDonald's or Chipotle,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: Taco Bells, like Taco Bell could be cool.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: Are those cards as awesome as they sound?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: Like? Any time you want to go, you just go,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: depends on which one you're talking about, like the one
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: that Gabriel's got. Yeah, anytime he wants get anything he wants. Yeah,
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: my buddy has a card from Jelly Rolls Bar and
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: Restaurant in Nashville. That allows them to go in there
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: anytime and get anything, drinks, food, whatever, bring whoever he
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: wants because it's.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: Just for yourself though, right, Like what if Gabriel wanted
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: to bring twenty five people with him? No, this was
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: like my buddy literally anything.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: My buddy can bring whoever he wants and all the
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: drinks and all the food or that's awesome on the house.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 5: They probably give like Birt's got one of those two, hoping.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: That you have the decency to not just bring fifty
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: people each time.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: I don't think, like in Jelly Roll's case, I don't
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: think he cares really, yeah, And I don't think Chapotle
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: really cares either, because how many times is Gabriel really
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: going to go in there, like even to say he
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: went in there with fifty people and they did that.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: He's not doing that every.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 7: Day, no, right, I think a lot of people like yeah,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 7: I think people that get those cards at that level,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 7: they're not going every day.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. See, that's why we wouldn't get them, because they
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: know that we would use them.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: So it was the other like mega rich guy that
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: has was it Warren Buffett has one, or like Bill
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Gates or one of the main guys, and.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: Warren Buffett would probably have one for McDonald because he
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: goes to McDonald's every day morning. It was called Becoming Buffet, Yeah,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: and it was about how every morning he gets up
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: and depending on how the market's doing, he goes to
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: get his breakfast for McDonald's. And if it's a good day,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: he just gets the uh, the sausage McMuffin. But if
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: it's a bad day, it's just the sausage McMuffin. If
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: it's a good day, it's a sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: But he pays in cash to the pending. He knows
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: exactly how much it's going to be, and he brings
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: it and he goes. But it's funny watching this guy's
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: gotta First of all, he lives in the same house.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah right car.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's almost a waste.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And like yeah, and he's going and he's driving, Yeah,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: he's driving his car, old car, pulls up to the
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: same McDonald's.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 6: How are you and.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: Give him the whatever it is?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 7: You know, then why be a billionaire?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: Dude? What do you mean why? Because he's not in
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: for it. It's not about the money. I think it's
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: the challenge or the it's the love of the game. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: the money just kind of comes with it, which is
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: really how you get money when you think about it,
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: If you're chasing money, it's gonna be really hard to
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: find it. If you're chasing being really successful at something,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: and you even if you don't become as successful as
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: you think you might, like, you're probably gonna be pretty good,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: way more successful than they're going to be, way better
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: than other people who are not even trying, and so
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: therefore you will. Then you will exceed expectations. You will,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: you know, overachieve in your area of employment, and then
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: you will the money will follow.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 7: I said it a hundred times. Every person I've ever
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 7: worked with that nicol and Dimes, everything, the time card,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 7: all that kind of stuff, has never been super successful.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: They've done okay, like's finally they've made a living, but
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: to what they wanted and what they kept complaining about,
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: they've never done it. So anyway, Yeah, I'm not sure
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: which one I would go.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: With, but something with something with variety like that does breakfast, lunch, dinner.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 7: Denny's, that's in a different category.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 9: Down, sit down, rest, fast, casual.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's kind of like halfway in between Chili's. Well
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: that I would do a sandwich shop like the Jersey Mike's.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah like that. Yeah, fire I went to a firehouse
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: subs for the first time in a long time. It's
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: not it's great.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, better than Jersey Mike's.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think it's just as good. They have
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: more they have more options.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: All day it was fire Do you.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 8: Think it's better than Jimmy john Yes, yeah.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: I mean I like Jimmy johnsones. That's not a knock
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: saying I don't like Jimmy John's. But like, if you're
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: asking between those.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 8: Three, Firehouse better than both.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: Jimmy John's Jersey Mike's Firehouse, I'll put Firehouse number one. Wow,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: I'll put Jersey Mikes number two, and then Jimmy John's
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: number three. The bread, the bread is good. The bread
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: is good. It's it's the rest of stuff that for me,
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: leaves a little bit more to be desired, which I
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 5: get more from Jersey Mikes and from Firehouse both.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 7: I'm going Jimmy John's Firehouse than Jersey Mike's. Yeah, but
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 7: I mean Firehouse does have way more options than any
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 7: of those.
• 1:44:57
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  Speaker 5: Words of wisdom please. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Most bad decisions start with two words.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: Watch this. That's true.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: When you're gonna try to jump over something, right, yeah, something, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There was one. The person that was trying to do
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 5: the handstandard. Yeah, on the deck, the railing of the hotel.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, balcony. It's the other week. I can't come
• 1:46:37
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