Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / From the Vault - Frank Abagnale Jnr
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, delicious friends, and welcome to Who Did What Now?
- 0:05Speaker 1: The history podcast That's Not Your History Class with me
- 0:08Speaker 1: your host Katie Charlewood, history harlot and reader of books.
- 0:15Speaker 1: So over the last few months on the podcast, I
- 0:18Speaker 1: have chosen a specific theme for that month and then
- 0:21Speaker 1: made you know the episodes related to that theme and
- 0:25Speaker 1: correspondingly on the social media. Is correspondingly a word, I
- 0:31Speaker 1: don't think it is, anyway, I've been doing that and
- 0:36Speaker 1: for November, as it's my birthday month. It's actually my
- 0:39Speaker 1: birthday this week at time of recording release, and I
- 0:46Speaker 1: was like, let's do like one theme per week. It'll
- 0:48Speaker 1: be really fun stuff that I really love. And so
- 0:51Speaker 1: this week we are focusing on cons. I love cons
- 0:57Speaker 1: so much. I think they're so fascinating, interesting, like from
- 1:01Speaker 1: like a sociological and from psychological perspective, and sometimes they're
- 1:05Speaker 1: just silly and fun and sometimes they're just a little
- 1:08Speaker 1: bit too good to be true. AnyWho, I have actually
- 1:13Speaker 1: been quite unwell the last few days and I haven't
- 1:17Speaker 1: been able to finish writing this week's episode, but I
- 1:21Speaker 1: thought let's do a little encore and for those of
- 1:25Speaker 1: you who haven't heard the story of Frank Abagnail Junior, Well,
- 1:31Speaker 1: why don't you enjoy this this time? And I know
- 1:34Speaker 1: what you're thinking. You're thinking, Kerry, please take your medicine
- 1:38Speaker 1: and quit your jabbel jaba and also fact me in
- 1:42Speaker 1: fact you I will. But first we've got to get
- 1:45Speaker 1: our source on. Our sources are catch me if you
- 1:51Speaker 1: can by Frank Abagnail Junior, The Greatest Hooks on Earth,
- 1:59Speaker 1: catching truth all we can. Alan c Logan is great impostor,
- 2:07Speaker 1: A great impostor by Fayette Tompkins. To Tell the Truth
- 2:14Speaker 1: by Joe Garygola, The FBI is Centennial History nineteen oh eight, two,
- 2:19Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. And of course, scam me if
- 2:22Speaker 1: you can by Frank Abagnail Junior. I hosted Incomfortably Good.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Then let's begin. Now. I don't really talk about men
- 2:31Speaker 1: on this podcast too much because I feel like a
- 2:36Speaker 1: lot of history but men has already been said, it's
- 2:38Speaker 1: already been out.
- 2:39Speaker 2: There, and there's not really a lot else to say.
- 2:43Speaker 2: But then sometimes you'll find a very interesting man, whether
- 2:48Speaker 2: it's for a good reason or a bad reason. And
- 2:50Speaker 2: Frank Abagneil Junior is I simultaneously incredibly boring but also
- 2:58Speaker 2: incredibly interesting. And I have an unnatural sort of obsession
- 3:05Speaker 2: with thieves and heist and con men. Like I find
- 3:12Speaker 2: the sort of the concept of trickery just very interesting,
- 3:17Speaker 2: and I think this might be the ultimate con and
- 3:22Speaker 2: I kind.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Of begrudgingly respect awe bit because of it, and like
- 3:30Speaker 1: the concept of the con itself, not the man. The
- 3:32Speaker 1: man is. The man is not worth your time, because
- 3:39Speaker 1: I'm going to share the story of Frank Abignail Junior.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Some of you mere remember a movie that came out
- 3:48Speaker 1: in two thousand and seven. It starred Leonardo DiCaprio as
- 3:52Speaker 1: a youthful fellow, roguish, charming, just a HUCKSTERU grifta a schema.
- 4:01Speaker 1: He was all of these things. And he from the
- 4:05Speaker 1: age of sixteen all the way up to like his
- 4:08Speaker 1: early twenties, he performs in array of feats which would
- 4:14Speaker 1: dazzle in the maze even you know, even the most
- 4:18Speaker 1: veteran of criminals. The film itself is based on an
- 4:22Speaker 1: autobiography by Frank Abagnail and it opens with an FBI
- 4:30Speaker 1: agent played by Tom Hanks. He's in Marseilles, France, and
- 4:36Speaker 1: he's there to pick up a prisoner called Frank Abagnail Junior.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Who's sick because he's in a horrible you know, prison
- 4:45Speaker 1: in France. And then it pans back to six years earlier,
- 4:52Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty three, and Frank he lives with his
- 4:57Speaker 1: parents in New Roussal, New York, and because his dad's
- 5:02Speaker 1: a bit of a schemer, he's not doing well with
- 5:04Speaker 1: his money. The irs are there and they're forced to
- 5:07Speaker 1: move out of their lovely home into a tiny little apartment.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Right then, Frank discovers that his mother is having an
- 5:17Speaker 1: affair well the family friend know less. Then obviously the
- 5:23Speaker 1: cat's out of the bag, and the parents divorce, and
- 5:26Speaker 1: being a sixteen year old and upset at his parents' divorce,
- 5:30Speaker 1: he runs away from home and so he starts doing
- 5:34Speaker 1: a bunch of cons just to make money. He starts
- 5:37Speaker 1: off writing some bad checks, which sort of snowballs him
- 5:42Speaker 1: to eventually impersonating a PanAm pilot called Frank Taylor, and
- 5:48Speaker 1: he ends up using this to forge a bunch of checks,
- 5:54Speaker 1: thus calling PanAm out of millions, because not only is
- 5:57Speaker 1: he forging checks, but he's dead heading. He's like, you know,
- 6:01Speaker 1: the crew member that comes on board and just flies
- 6:05Speaker 1: for free because he needs to get to his next
- 6:07Speaker 1: destination that's dead heading, So off he goes. But it's
- 6:11Speaker 1: these PanAm checks that get you know, Tom Hanks involved,
- 6:14Speaker 1: So as Leonardo DiCaprio is still full of youth and vigor,
- 6:18Speaker 1: comes face to face with the grumpy Hanks and he
- 6:23Speaker 1: ends up pretending to be a secret Service agent who's
- 6:26Speaker 1: also on the lookout for this this con man, this forger,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and he pretends to be a secret Service agent called
- 6:34Speaker 1: Barry Allen, which is you know, the flash, because remember
- 6:39Speaker 1: he's only meant to be like sixteen seventeen at this point,
- 6:42Speaker 1: so you know, comics at that point were in their infancy,
- 6:47Speaker 1: and he was very much into what would then become
- 6:50Speaker 1: the Golden Age of comics, right, But by pretending to
- 6:53Speaker 1: be the secret Service agent, he gets the heck at
- 6:56Speaker 1: a dodge and he flees Tom Hanks. It's at this
- 6:59Speaker 1: point he decides to impersonate a doctor, because that is
- 7:02Speaker 1: a perfectly acceptable and reasonable idea. So he goes and
- 7:07Speaker 1: does that, and he falls in love with this nurse
- 7:10Speaker 1: named Brenda, and she's meant to be sort of cute
- 7:16Speaker 1: and adorable naive. Frank decides he's going to marry Brenda.
- 7:20Speaker 1: He asks her father for her hand in marriage, and
- 7:22Speaker 1: then at their engagement party, they are tracked down by
- 7:25Speaker 1: Tom Hanks again did it Ada? So he escapes their
- 7:29Speaker 1: bathroom window, and Brenda is compromised because as he's waiting
- 7:34Speaker 1: for her to shop at the airport, she shows up
- 7:36Speaker 1: with some plain clothed agents and he's like, I ah,
- 7:41Speaker 1: no of hegoes flees to Spain and then France after
- 7:47Speaker 1: like pretending to be a pilot again impersonating a pilot,
- 7:51Speaker 1: making it all the way back to his mum's hometown
- 7:54Speaker 1: in France, right where he gets tricked into being arrested,
- 7:59Speaker 1: and then the time skips forward a little bit and
- 8:04Speaker 1: it's you know, Frank being on the plane with Hank
- 8:09Speaker 1: Carl Carl Hank, I don't know anyway, So they're back
- 8:12Speaker 1: on the plane. The FBI agent informs him that his.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Father has passed away, and he is so upset, like
- 8:20Speaker 3: Leonardo DiCaprio, full of emotions, great actor, and he ends
- 8:25Speaker 3: up just escaping the plane and going to his mum,
- 8:31Speaker 3: who is now with the family friend that she was
- 8:33Speaker 3: having an affair with and they have a child, and
- 8:36Speaker 3: so he is so grief stricken and so upset.
- 8:40Speaker 1: By this that he just surrenders himself to Carl. He's like, Carl,
- 8:44Speaker 1: here we go. And then he ends up working for
- 8:48Speaker 1: the FBI, but he's like super bordered it and stuff
- 8:51Speaker 1: because ugh admin oo. And so he decides he's gonna
- 8:55Speaker 1: pretend to be a pilot again. But then he's caught
- 8:57Speaker 1: by Carl. Oh. Tom Hanks is like, don't do that,
- 9:01Speaker 1: and he's like, I will, you know, let you do
- 9:03Speaker 1: it one last time and he's like eh, And they
- 9:07Speaker 1: end up working together in like a bunch of stuff.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Like that's how it ends. And yeah, that's that's the movie.
- 9:12Speaker 1: And it's basically based on an autobiography called Catch Me
- 9:17Speaker 1: if you Can by Frank Abagnail. And of course this
- 9:20Speaker 1: is the Hollywood version, so it's gonna be a bit
- 9:23Speaker 1: more colorful and fun and just you know, a good time.
- 9:27Speaker 1: So the real story, or the story that Frank was
- 9:31Speaker 1: pushing was that between like the mid sixties and up
- 9:34Speaker 1: to the early seventies, Frank was being a no good
- 9:39Speaker 1: gone man. He was impersonating pilots. He was a doctor
- 9:44Speaker 1: in Georgia. He was a lawyer for the Attorney General's
- 9:47Speaker 1: office in Baden Rouge, Louisiana. He was a professor at
- 9:51Speaker 1: Brigham Young University. And he also cashed more than two
- 9:57Speaker 1: million dollars worth of bad checks and across sixty that's
- 10:01Speaker 1: a lie, I know, twenty six. I was going to
- 10:03Speaker 1: say sixty two, twenty six countries across the world. And
- 10:07Speaker 1: this was while he was a teenager and being chased
- 10:10Speaker 1: by the FBI. So this story of this amazing con man,
- 10:25Speaker 1: it's a fucking hawx. He made it up. It's it's
- 10:31Speaker 1: the greatest corn he ever pulled. Was convincing people that
- 10:34Speaker 1: he was, in fact, this amazing, amazing con man. Right,
- 10:38Speaker 1: So let me tell you the real story of Frank
- 10:43Speaker 1: William Abigneil Junior, who was born on the twenty seventh
- 10:48Speaker 1: of April nineteen forty eight, to Paula Abigneil, who was
- 10:55Speaker 1: French American, and Frank Abgneil Senior, who was a Tell American.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I don't know if being French American and Italian American
- 11:05Speaker 1: is a good mix. I don't think it was for them,
- 11:07Speaker 1: because they got divorced when he was twelve, or they
- 11:11Speaker 1: separated when he was twelve, and they divorced like three
- 11:14Speaker 1: years later. So when his parents split, Frank moves in
- 11:18Speaker 1: with his dad, and his stepmom, right, and so Frank
- 11:24Speaker 1: basically claims that, you know, the very first person he
- 11:26Speaker 1: ever conned was his dad. Clearly he wasn't happy about
- 11:30Speaker 1: having a step mom, right, And so he gives him
- 11:33Speaker 1: a credit card and a truck and he racks up
- 11:36Speaker 1: like over three thousand dollars worth of a bill on it,
- 11:38Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, doesn't really do too well for him there.
- 11:42Speaker 1: So because of this, he gets sent to this reform school,
- 11:46Speaker 1: or he says, he gets sent to reform school in Westchester,
- 11:52Speaker 1: a Catholic reform school, so, you know, one of the
- 11:54Speaker 1: dodgy ones. But like he always said that he went
- 11:57Speaker 1: to like these really prestigious private schools, and the schools
- 12:04Speaker 1: he says he went to, which is quite funny that
- 12:06Speaker 1: he says he went to, they don't have any record
- 12:10Speaker 1: of him being there or anyone with a name even
- 12:13Speaker 1: similar to his being there. So like he was not
- 12:16Speaker 1: at any of these private schools. It was all zobollocks.
- 12:20Speaker 1: And on top of that, like not only is there
- 12:23Speaker 1: no record of them, but like people who went to
- 12:25Speaker 1: these schools don't ever remember even a whisper of the man,
- 12:30Speaker 1: Like nobody remembers him. So clearly clearly either the best
- 12:35Speaker 1: comment on Earth or you know, didn't actually go to
- 12:39Speaker 1: these places. But anyway, once Frank reaches sixteen, he enlists
- 12:43Speaker 1: in the US Army and he's there for like three
- 12:47Speaker 1: months before he gets discharged, and two weeks, not even
- 12:54Speaker 1: two weeks, like a barely a fortnite after he's discharged,
- 12:58Speaker 1: he gets arrested for petty larceny. Right, and that's what,
- 13:03Speaker 1: like in February nineteen sixty five. A month later, he
- 13:09Speaker 1: enters the apartment of this person in Mount Vernon in
- 13:13Speaker 1: New York. Right, he is dressed as a cop, so
- 13:19Speaker 1: he's impersonating a cop, and he says that he's investigating
- 13:23Speaker 1: this guy's daughter. And he's like, you know, suspicious as fuck,
- 13:28Speaker 1: because of course he is. There's an incredibly young looking
- 13:32Speaker 1: police officer asking about your teenage daughter. You know, your
- 13:36Speaker 1: hackles are going to be up just a wee bit.
- 13:39Speaker 1: So he ends up calling the Mount Vernon Police, you know,
- 13:42Speaker 1: just a double check to say if you know they
- 13:46Speaker 1: sent this office around, and they're like absolutely fucking not,
- 13:50Speaker 1: not even a little bit. So the police come in
- 13:55Speaker 1: and as it turns out he's in, he's somehow I've
- 14:00Speaker 1: got a uniform. I don't know how he got the uniform,
- 14:02Speaker 1: but he has a toy gun and a paper badge, Like, yeah,
- 14:11Speaker 1: a paper badge. I mean, I know it's the sixties,
- 14:14Speaker 1: but that's a bit much, right. So he gets arrested
- 14:18Speaker 1: and he gets booked in these charges, and he then
- 14:25Speaker 1: instead of going to like prison and you, get sent
- 14:28Speaker 1: for evaluation in the Grassland Psychiatric Institute in Westchester. Anyway,
- 14:34Speaker 1: they clearly think he's okay, or at least not too bad,
- 14:38Speaker 1: and he gets released. They're just like, hey, he's just
- 14:41Speaker 1: being a silly billy, right, And so he gets he
- 14:46Speaker 1: gets out, and in June nineteen sixty five, he gets
- 14:52Speaker 1: arrested in Eureka, California, because he stole a Ford Mustang
- 14:57Speaker 1: from one of his dad's nighbors. And so there was
- 15:01Speaker 1: like a picture of him in like the paper being
- 15:03Speaker 1: questioned by like an FBI agent. Because in order to
- 15:07Speaker 1: like pay this, he had, you know, forged a bunch
- 15:11Speaker 1: of checks and done a bunch of like bad checks,
- 15:14Speaker 1: and so he'd driven from New York all the way
- 15:18Speaker 1: over to California. And these checks actually he had actually
- 15:24Speaker 1: stolen them from like a family, so he wasn't even
- 15:26Speaker 1: like forging them. Really, I mean, he was forging them,
- 15:30Speaker 1: but he wasn't doing anything like clever. He was just
- 15:35Speaker 1: writing checks that belong to this family. Like, and so
- 15:41Speaker 1: he gets arrested. He's also charged with impersonating a customs official,
- 15:49Speaker 1: but that gets dropped because clearly they didn't have enough
- 15:51Speaker 1: like tangible evidence, but they could prove that he stole
- 15:55Speaker 1: the checks, wrote the checks, cashed the checks, and stole
- 15:59Speaker 1: the car. And yeah. Yeah, so although he's like cought
- 16:05Speaker 1: in California, like the FBI is involved because it crosses
- 16:09Speaker 1: state lines, right, the crime crosses state lines. Yeah, he
- 16:14Speaker 1: ends up getting transferred back to New York and he
- 16:17Speaker 1: gets released into his father's custoday because he's seventeen, and
- 16:22Speaker 1: they're like, oh, come on, your dad's gonna take care
- 16:26Speaker 1: of you now, you know, give you a good smack
- 16:29Speaker 1: because you know, corporal punishment was the way of things
- 16:31Speaker 1: back then and not atle sort of out because boy,
- 16:35Speaker 1: golly goosh, what a silly boy just just you know,
- 16:40Speaker 1: like every teenage boy does. Every boy just nexts a
- 16:43Speaker 1: car and goes in across country drive right, No, okay,
- 16:50Speaker 1: So he yeah, he's and his dad's custoday and he decides,
- 16:57Speaker 1: I don't want to stay here, and this is where
- 17:00Speaker 1: he impersonates a pilot. So he goes to like a
- 17:05Speaker 1: uniform company. It's probably the same place that he got
- 17:09Speaker 1: the police officer's uniform. So he goes there gets this
- 17:14Speaker 1: pilot's uniform, which he pays for with money cashed from
- 17:19Speaker 1: forge checks. Right, So he's learned a wee bit since clearly,
- 17:24Speaker 1: and he goes around and promotes himself, like he actually
- 17:32Speaker 1: goes to local media and local papers and stuff, and
- 17:36Speaker 1: he tells them he's a graduate of the American Airlines
- 17:38Speaker 1: Pilot School in Fort Worth, Texas. And then he's out
- 17:45Speaker 1: there selling this. But then he gets arrested a couple
- 17:48Speaker 1: days later for bad checks right or was it bad
- 17:53Speaker 1: checks or theft for stealing for stealing checks? Right? He
- 17:56Speaker 1: gets arrested again and he gets sentenced to three years
- 18:01Speaker 1: in prison. So he's supposed to go to the Great
- 18:03Speaker 1: Metal Prison and he's supposed to serve three years. He
- 18:08Speaker 1: only serves two and he gets released into the custody
- 18:12Speaker 1: of his mom. Now, this is what I wonder, right,
- 18:16Speaker 1: was he released into his mom's custody, because when he
- 18:19Speaker 1: was in his dad's custody, he just buckered up or
- 18:22Speaker 1: was his dad just like absolutely fucking not, no chance,
- 18:26Speaker 1: he's your problem now, Like do you think it was
- 18:29Speaker 1: maybe like that? But yeah, he's you know, in the
- 18:34Speaker 1: custody of his mom. He's on parole because he's what sixteen, seventeen,
- 18:41Speaker 1: twenty two and no, nineteen, he's nineteen. Oh my goodness,
- 18:45Speaker 1: I cannot math. Sometimes math is hard, cheez uh. Yeah,
- 18:51Speaker 1: So he violates his parole right by stealing a car
- 18:57Speaker 1: in Boston. He's nineteen, he's nineteen, and he's already buggered
- 19:01Speaker 1: up again, right, So yeah, he has to go back
- 19:09Speaker 1: to prison, and so there he is sent back to
- 19:15Speaker 1: Great Metal Prison for another year. So he does eventually
- 19:19Speaker 1: serve as full sentence. I mean that's good, right, right,
- 19:25Speaker 1: And after finally serving all three years of his sentence,
- 19:29Speaker 1: Frank is finally released on Christmas Eve nineteen sixty eight. Now,
- 19:37Speaker 1: habits are hard to break, especially for Frank, and he
- 19:41Speaker 1: decides that he is going to impersonate being a pilot again,
- 19:46Speaker 1: and so he's on It's not PanAm this time or
- 19:51Speaker 1: American Airlines, it's twa right, And so he's on a
- 19:56Speaker 1: plane flying from New York to Miami, and this is
- 20:00Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine where he meets a stewardess, a flight attendant,
- 20:06Speaker 1: Paula Parks. Right, Paula is pretty, she's smart, she's you know,
- 20:15Speaker 1: she's what he wants, right obviously, And he found out
- 20:21Speaker 1: what hotel she's staying in. He finds her room, and
- 20:24Speaker 1: he sends two dozen red roses and a five pound
- 20:29Speaker 1: box of chocolate. And she's like, okay, that's nice. I guess,
- 20:36Speaker 1: you know, in his defense, right in this moment, right,
- 20:39Speaker 1: it's the nineteen sixties, in the nineteen sixties, if a handsome,
- 20:43Speaker 1: young gentleman were to send me two dozen roses and
- 20:46Speaker 1: a five pound box of chocolate, listen, use I use
- 20:50Speaker 1: the decimal system. I don't know pounds, right, it sounds heavy.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I assume that's a lot of chocolate. Okay, So in verness,
- 20:59Speaker 1: if somebody were to send me two dozen roses now
- 21:02Speaker 1: and a box of chocolates, I would also be very,
- 21:05Speaker 1: very appreciative. But he sends her this, and when she
- 21:11Speaker 1: goes to fly to New Orleans the next day, he's
- 21:16Speaker 1: waiting for her at the airport. Because what he does
- 21:19Speaker 1: is he being a sneaky we bastard. He finds out
- 21:24Speaker 1: her work schedule and he stalks her. He actually stalks her.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Not so fucking romantic, now, is it so? Paula? She
- 21:33Speaker 1: does try and tell him that she's not interested. Like
- 21:37Speaker 1: my favorite thing I ever heard her say about him
- 21:40Speaker 1: was that he smelt really bad because he smelt like fear,
- 21:47Speaker 1: which I think is probably one of the worst insults
- 21:51Speaker 1: you can get, Like, he he's smelt awful because he
- 21:55Speaker 1: smelt like fear. But yes, stinky man, you're completely unable
- 22:01Speaker 1: to take a fucking hint. He ends up following her
- 22:05Speaker 1: all over the Eastern Seaboard, like what and yeah, this
- 22:10Speaker 1: lasts for bloody weeks. So he's doing this, and he
- 22:14Speaker 1: even shows up at her apartment in New Orleans, just
- 22:20Speaker 1: shows up, and she's like, oh, hi, I have to
- 22:24Speaker 1: go visit my parents in Baton Rouge. Clearly this is
- 22:28Speaker 1: like a very gentle rejection. You know, I can't spend
- 22:34Speaker 1: time with you because I have to go to Baton
- 22:36Speaker 1: Rouge and visit my parents. And again, like talking to
- 22:41Speaker 1: a brick wall, he thinks, sure, this does sound like
- 22:46Speaker 1: a swell idea. I'll tag along too, So he goes
- 22:50Speaker 1: with her to her parents in Baton Rouge. He goes there,
- 22:56Speaker 1: he meets her mum, her dad, her brother, and they
- 22:59Speaker 1: all think he's just super. The family are so taken
- 23:03Speaker 1: by him that, like Paula's mom like invites him back
- 23:07Speaker 1: and promises to teach him how to fish, and they
- 23:11Speaker 1: just they just adore him because they just find him
- 23:13Speaker 1: so charming. But as they're driving back, you know, to Louisiana,
- 23:19Speaker 1: Paula tells him, no, we're done. I don't want to
- 23:23Speaker 1: see you anymore, you know, showing up my apartment and
- 23:27Speaker 1: then traveling with me to see my family a bit much,
- 23:32Speaker 1: and we're kind at well, no, just no. Paula and Frank,
- 23:36Speaker 1: they you know, they part ways. They they disperse, you know,
- 23:41Speaker 1: and she thinks that's going to be the end of it.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Of course she does, because she thinks he's a sleekyway bastard.
- 23:49Speaker 1: He is suspicious and just kind of slazy, and he
- 23:54Speaker 1: doesn't pass the vibe check, not even a little bit.
- 23:59Speaker 1: But Paula unaware of just how skeazy this fella is.
- 24:06Speaker 1: So after Paula goes back to work, you know, because
- 24:08Speaker 1: she's a flight attendants, she's going to go do her thing.
- 24:12Speaker 1: She's going to be away for a while. As she's away,
- 24:16Speaker 1: you know, on the planes, rationally thinking this isn't going
- 24:21Speaker 1: to be an issue anymore. This is done. He's aware
- 24:24Speaker 1: now right, nothing more is going to come with this,
- 24:27Speaker 1: and that this weird fella is going to be a
- 24:30Speaker 1: distant memory. And she's hoping, dear Lord, I'm not going
- 24:33Speaker 1: to wait one another plane. But in a move that
- 24:37Speaker 1: is absolutely batshit, Frank shows up at her parents' house,
- 24:42Speaker 1: like a couple days after she's gone. He shows up
- 24:45Speaker 1: and he's like, Hey, I'm a pilot on furlough. I'm
- 24:49Speaker 1: Paula's friend. Can I stay with you? And they invite
- 24:55Speaker 1: him in because you know, they're kind and considerate humans,
- 24:59Speaker 1: So the take him in for a little bit and
- 25:01Speaker 1: he's supposed to stay for a couple of days and
- 25:04Speaker 1: he ends up staying for weeks, like like four, six
- 25:08Speaker 1: weeks in total. He's staying in Paula's bedroom. And the
- 25:15Speaker 1: family they think he's our friend. They think he's just
- 25:18Speaker 1: you know, a kind cute little pilot, like he's adorable,
- 25:25Speaker 1: he's fine. They trust him, like they feed him, and
- 25:32Speaker 1: they like introduce him to people who were all around
- 25:36Speaker 1: and he would just like con this family. He would
- 25:40Speaker 1: take them out to dinner. He would buy them like
- 25:43Speaker 1: flowers and shit, and he would just do all these
- 25:47Speaker 1: little wee confidence tricks, some might say, But how he
- 25:55Speaker 1: did this, like how he paid for the meals and
- 25:58Speaker 1: the gifts and the flowers, was by stealing their fucking money.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Like he rifled through their papers, he found their checks,
- 26:10Speaker 1: and he stole from this family. He steals like was
- 26:16Speaker 1: it twelve hundred dollars at the time. And he also
- 26:19Speaker 1: like goes around Baton Rouge sort of nicking like money
- 26:22Speaker 1: from these businesses too. So he's hanging out with the
- 26:26Speaker 1: Parks and mister Parks as it turns out, as a lawyer,
- 26:30Speaker 1: and so he's he's saying that, you know, maybe being
- 26:33Speaker 1: a pilot isn't for me. I think law might be
- 26:36Speaker 1: the way to go. And Paul's dad straight up offers
- 26:40Speaker 1: to help him past the Louisiana bar exam, like he's like,
- 26:44Speaker 1: I'll help you do this. You know, this could be
- 26:46Speaker 1: something great for you. Because he's a fucking kind hearted
- 26:50Speaker 1: person who doesn't realize he's being absolutely fucked over by him. No,
- 26:57Speaker 1: So Frank's and Baton Rouge, he's staying with the Park
- 27:00Speaker 1: and he befriends like a local minister who works in
- 27:05Speaker 1: all of these areas to do with children, and Frank
- 27:09Speaker 1: convinces him that he has a master's degree in social
- 27:13Speaker 1: work from Ithaca College. Like he's a pilot with a
- 27:19Speaker 1: social work degree. Now I'm not claiming that you can't
- 27:22Speaker 1: have a social work degree and have another job, but
- 27:26Speaker 1: those are two very long training programs, and he is
- 27:31Speaker 1: clearly a young man. Like the times just don't add up.
- 27:36Speaker 1: But you know, everyone is charmed by him. He is convincing.
- 27:40Speaker 1: And so when he says that he's looking for work
- 27:44Speaker 1: with you know, vulnerable young people with disabilities, specifically intellectual
- 27:51Speaker 1: and developmental disabilities, the reverend is like, yes, we need
- 27:57Speaker 1: more kind, young, considerate people like you, especially those with
- 28:02Speaker 1: you know, social work degrees, because you know what you're
- 28:07Speaker 1: talking about, Like you can genuinely help these people. But
- 28:13Speaker 1: as we know, can he fuck absolutely not. So the
- 28:18Speaker 1: reverend introduces him to like the faculty of Louisiana State
- 28:23Speaker 1: University and they take one look at this boy and go, ha, what, No,
- 28:33Speaker 1: this is bullshit. As one of my friends says, my
- 28:38Speaker 1: favorite saying is what absolute fucking bullshit? Is this nonsense?
- 28:43Speaker 1: What absolute fucking bullshit, is this nonsense? Who is this child?
- 28:47Speaker 1: Why is he here? So and absolutely unsurprisingly, they inform
- 28:53Speaker 1: the Reverend that this dude has no fucking clue what
- 28:56Speaker 1: he's talking about. He is just a fraud. He's a fraud.
- 29:02Speaker 1: And so the Reverend is like, okay, taking this on
- 29:05Speaker 1: board because these guys, he knows, they know what they're
- 29:07Speaker 1: talking about. And Frank is you know, he's claiming to
- 29:11Speaker 1: be our fur lowed pilot for twa and being you know,
- 29:18Speaker 1: not a total idiot, and he calls the airline. He's like, hey,
- 29:24Speaker 1: any chance this guy is a pilot for you? And
- 29:29Speaker 1: they clearly andconcisely tell him no, this man does not
- 29:34Speaker 1: work for us. And after getting this information, the first
- 29:38Speaker 1: thing the Reverend does is contact the Baton Rouge police department,
- 29:43Speaker 1: and then on Valentine's Day nineteen sixty nine, he's arrested.
- 29:49Speaker 1: So initially they arrest him on vagrancy charges, but as
- 29:53Speaker 1: it turns out, the car that Frank was driving was
- 29:57Speaker 1: a rental car from Florida, so he has stolen a car,
- 30:03Speaker 1: driven it across state lines, which he's you know, I'm
- 30:07Speaker 1: fairly certainly not supposed to be doing anyway. You know,
- 30:11Speaker 1: like he's this is a general rule. So he had
- 30:16Speaker 1: you know, fake fake identification, fake id's he had a
- 30:21Speaker 1: fake ID. Hey mister, he's got a fake ID. And
- 30:26Speaker 1: so he's got like a fake like airline personnel ID
- 30:30Speaker 1: and you know that's two for two. So naturally the
- 30:34Speaker 1: police are like, we need to investigate a little bit more.
- 30:37Speaker 1: And that's when they realized that he was stealing checks
- 30:41Speaker 1: from the family and from Baton Rouge businesses, and so
- 30:45Speaker 1: he's charged with theft and forgery. Naturally, he's unable to
- 30:50Speaker 1: make bail and he gets convicted on the second of
- 30:52Speaker 1: June nineteen sixty nine. But instead of sending the little
- 30:57Speaker 1: shit to prison, what they do is they sendence him
- 30:59Speaker 1: to twelve years supervised probation. Now, of all the choices
- 31:05Speaker 1: they could have made, they thought this was the right one.
- 31:09Speaker 1: The slimy motherfucker right here. But he's like, fuck this
- 31:12Speaker 1: for a game of soldiers and gets the heck at
- 31:14Speaker 1: at dodge and he flees to Europe. So he ends
- 31:18Speaker 1: up going to Sweden and France. So when he's in Sweden,
- 31:23Speaker 1: he's in I think clipping. I'm not going to try
- 31:28Speaker 1: and pronounce that in a Swedish accent because I sound
- 31:31Speaker 1: like the Swedish chef whoy, which is funny because my
- 31:36Speaker 1: brother lives in Sweden. So that so he ends up
- 31:39Speaker 1: defrauding two families in Sweden. He steals one of their cars.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I think it's an automobile. He steals a car, and
- 31:51Speaker 1: then he ends up in Montpellier in France. So when
- 31:55Speaker 1: he gets there, it's like two weeks after the warrant
- 31:59Speaker 1: has gone out for his rest for you know, disappearing,
- 32:03Speaker 1: and this is the part where he's caught. He's caught
- 32:08Speaker 1: en Montpellier, and I don't know if it's like his
- 32:11Speaker 1: mum's hometown or his mum's family's hometown, because I'm fairly
- 32:14Speaker 1: certain his mum is just like a French American as
- 32:17Speaker 1: opposed to you know, French, because they want to make
- 32:19Speaker 1: it sound fancier for the movie. But yeah, So he
- 32:23Speaker 1: gets arrested in France and he gets sentenced to four
- 32:27Speaker 1: months in prison, so because he's stolen shit, and they're
- 32:33Speaker 1: like okay. So he goes to France and he serves
- 32:35Speaker 1: three months in Berg prison and here he only sends
- 32:41Speaker 1: three months there because he then gets extradited to Sweden
- 32:46Speaker 1: because he's convicted of gross fraud by forgery, and then
- 32:51Speaker 1: he's in Malmo. In Malmo, which I think is near
- 32:54Speaker 1: where my brother lives. Ah, he doesn't care. He doesn't
- 32:57Speaker 1: listen to this podcast High Dominic. He doesn't give a shit,
- 33:00Speaker 1: Like he doesn't. He doesn't listen to anything I do.
- 33:04Speaker 1: But yeah, he lives I think near Malmo. And if
- 33:07Speaker 1: he doesn't, then I wasn't paying any attention to anything
- 33:11Speaker 1: he said. And it's conveniently now Swedish accent. But I digress.
- 33:16Speaker 1: So Frank says that the time he spent in these
- 33:20Speaker 1: two prisons were the worst in his life because he
- 33:22Speaker 1: lost like a third of his body weight in the
- 33:25Speaker 1: French prison, and when he gets into the Swedish prison,
- 33:33Speaker 1: it's like worse. It's dank, and he gets ill and
- 33:35Speaker 1: he's just not feeling it. So when he's in prison,
- 33:41Speaker 1: he promises to you know, refund and reimburse and compensate
- 33:46Speaker 1: you know, his Swedish victims, these families that he's frauded.
- 33:50Speaker 1: He does not, and he gets deported back to the
- 33:55Speaker 1: US in June nineteen seventy. So he serves two months
- 34:00Speaker 1: Marmo prison and then he is banned from Sweden for
- 34:05Speaker 1: eight years. Sweden just kicks him out. You're not allowed
- 34:08Speaker 1: in and he appeals this, but no, he gets he
- 34:13Speaker 1: gets deported back to the US, and you think they
- 34:16Speaker 1: would do something, but no, No. June nineteen seventy he
- 34:23Speaker 1: is back in the US and he's twenty two years
- 34:31Speaker 1: old and again cannot help himself, gets himself a pilot's
- 34:39Speaker 1: uniform and he starts traveling around all these college campuses
- 34:44Speaker 1: like more bad checks. Course he is, but he's doing
- 34:49Speaker 1: this sort of PanAm recruitment, or he claims he's doing
- 34:52Speaker 1: a PanAm recruitment. And you know, sometimes when people lie,
- 35:00Speaker 1: like they say, the best lies are closer to the truth, right,
- 35:02Speaker 1: And that's fine. But this guy, he says he's a
- 35:08Speaker 1: pilot and a doctor, and he goes around these colleges
- 35:15Speaker 1: and like at the University of Arizona, he states that he's,
- 35:18Speaker 1: you know, part doctor, part pilot, you know, like fucking
- 35:22Speaker 1: batman mineaire by day, vigilante by night. What, No, You're
- 35:28Speaker 1: not a pilot and a doctor, you absolute titwank. No. Oh,
- 35:34Speaker 1: so he he is an absolute creepy piece of shit,
- 35:43Speaker 1: right because what he does a trigger warding for sexual
- 35:46Speaker 1: assault okay, skip like forty five seconds. So what he does.
- 35:53Speaker 1: He's doing this recruitment for PanAm, and in order for
- 35:56Speaker 1: women to be recruited, they have to undergo physical examination.
- 36:02Speaker 1: So he physically examines these fucking teenagers, right, teenage girls,
- 36:10Speaker 1: and he molests them because that's what this is assault.
- 36:13Speaker 1: This is molestation, that's what it is. Like he just
- 36:20Speaker 1: and he got away with it. Absolute piece of shit.
- 36:25Speaker 1: I want to punch him in his face, but he's
- 36:27Speaker 1: already dead. Spoiler warning. So anyway, the biography sort of
- 36:38Speaker 1: implies that he does actually, you know, recruit these new
- 36:42Speaker 1: women for like a flight this fictional flight attendant program, right,
- 36:49Speaker 1: but he never actually sets this up. He just seems
- 36:53Speaker 1: to use this as an excuse to run around make
- 36:55Speaker 1: money and molested women. So he's doing this for like
- 37:06Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, maybe maybe a month, where he
- 37:10Speaker 1: cashes like ten PanAm checks and on it's like the
- 37:17Speaker 1: thirtieth of July nineteen seventy in Durham, North Carolina. He
- 37:26Speaker 1: you know, he catches the attention of the FBI at
- 37:28Speaker 1: this point because he has cashed ten PanAm payroll checks
- 37:33Speaker 1: in these different towns like and eventually gets caught, I
- 37:39Speaker 1: think in November, three months, three months he cashes his
- 37:45Speaker 1: checks for and he gets arrested in November nineteen seventy
- 37:50Speaker 1: in Cobb County and Georgia. And this is the jail
- 37:56Speaker 1: that he escapes. So he did it. So he escapes
- 38:01Speaker 1: Cobb County jail, Cobb County jail. But then he gets
- 38:06Speaker 1: arrested again, like Forty's letter in New York, Like, he
- 38:09Speaker 1: gets caught, and then in nineteen seventy one, he gets
- 38:15Speaker 1: sentenced to a decade in prison for forging a grand
- 38:21Speaker 1: total well forging checks that come up to a grand
- 38:24Speaker 1: total of one thousand, four hundred and forty eight dollars
- 38:28Speaker 1: and sixty cents. And then he also gets like two
- 38:33Speaker 1: more years added on to that, just tapped on to
- 38:35Speaker 1: the end, because you know, he fucking escaped prison. You know.
- 38:40Speaker 1: So while he's in jail, he writes letters to the family,
- 38:45Speaker 1: to the Parks family back in pattern Rouge, you know,
- 38:48Speaker 1: telling them what they did, that he forged the checks
- 38:51Speaker 1: that he stole money from, you know, Paula's brother's like
- 38:53Speaker 1: savings account, and he was gonna like repair them. Now
- 38:59Speaker 1: this may come as a shit shocked to some of you,
- 39:01Speaker 1: but he did not do that. He did not pay
- 39:04Speaker 1: them back one bloody cent nothing. So after spending I
- 39:13Speaker 1: think only two out of the twelve years he was
- 39:16Speaker 1: supposed to serve in prison because I don't know, I
- 39:19Speaker 1: guess the Federal Correctoral Institute in Petersburg, Virginia just like
- 39:25Speaker 1: just wasn't feeling it anymore. So he gets released on
- 39:28Speaker 1: parole and he doesn't want to go back to his
- 39:31Speaker 1: family in New York. He just doesn't want to do it,
- 39:35Speaker 1: and so he requests the court to choose his parole
- 39:38Speaker 1: location and they sent him to Houston, Texas, because of
- 39:43Speaker 1: course they do. So he's in Texas and he needs
- 39:48Speaker 1: to get a job now. Abigneil, he says, Abergneil, Frank
- 39:57Speaker 1: fucking Frank. He he says that he he's like doing
- 40:00Speaker 1: all these jobs, you know, but he gets fired from
- 40:03Speaker 1: those jobs because, you know, they realize that he is
- 40:08Speaker 1: a parolee, that he had you know, criminal shit. But
- 40:14Speaker 1: the maybe maybe, but again, sorry for that being really
- 40:20Speaker 1: harsh for anybody listening with headphones. On nineteen seventy four,
- 40:25Speaker 1: what does he do. He gets a job at a
- 40:30Speaker 1: children's summer camp, Camp Madison, and it's the seventies, you
- 40:36Speaker 1: can get away with shit. So all he had to
- 40:38Speaker 1: do was keep his head down and do I don't
- 40:41Speaker 1: know his fucking job for once, and he would have
- 40:44Speaker 1: been okay. But instead he steals cameras from the other
- 40:52Speaker 1: people working there, right, and he only gets fined, which
- 40:59Speaker 1: is like so fucking shitty. But he manages to then
- 41:07Speaker 1: while still pretending to be a fucking pilot or with
- 41:09Speaker 1: a master's degree and who the fuck knows what social work,
- 41:12Speaker 1: probably pretending he still has that, right, and he gets
- 41:16Speaker 1: hired by an orphanage, a fucking orphanage. Right, here's the thing,
- 41:22Speaker 1: like after a parole, like this is in violation of
- 41:26Speaker 1: his parole, Like this is not good. So he he's
- 41:32Speaker 1: in like the Houston area. He's working in this orphanage
- 41:35Speaker 1: and his job is finding foster homes for children who
- 41:41Speaker 1: are living in the orphanage. And you know, he couldn't
- 41:46Speaker 1: just pick something small, something easy, but no, he needs
- 41:51Speaker 1: something that has power, doesn't he Like every job it
- 41:57Speaker 1: has or everything he pretends to be. There's a level
- 42:02Speaker 1: of what's the word, Well, there's power, but there's also respect,
- 42:08Speaker 1: there's reverence. You know, it's it's you're looking up to it.
- 42:13Speaker 1: You're above your aspirational as my mother was like, you
- 42:18Speaker 1: need to be aspirational, darling. I'm like do I I'm
- 42:24Speaker 1: I'm cute and funny and I like history. But aspirational?
- 42:29Speaker 1: Who the fuck's good? One? Aspire to be? Me? Sends
- 42:32Speaker 1: me his literally and the pink hoodie I've been living
- 42:36Speaker 1: in for a little while, just while recording in my
- 42:40Speaker 1: mother's bedroom because there was no other room in this
- 42:42Speaker 1: house that's free. I'm doing my best, okay, So yeah, aspirational.
- 42:48Speaker 1: He goes for all of these jobs that have esteem, okay,
- 42:53Speaker 1: because you can't just be okay. But Lucal, his parole officer,
- 43:02Speaker 1: is not a fucking idiot and catches him in the act,
- 43:06Speaker 1: and so he removes him from the orphanage and basically
- 43:13Speaker 1: moves him into like this, this like little living space
- 43:19Speaker 1: above his garage. Like he moves him above his garage
- 43:25Speaker 1: because he knows he cannot trust this skeezy wee bampop
- 43:29Speaker 1: not one bit. After this, he gets a job at
- 43:32Speaker 1: ETNA where he is fired and sewed for check frod.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Why are we even surprised now? After this he does something.
- 43:41Speaker 1: He does something good. I don't know what the good is,
- 43:43Speaker 1: but he does something because it was enough for his
- 43:46Speaker 1: parole officer to suggest that he start doing talks about,
- 43:51Speaker 1: you know, how he is a reformed criminal, how he
- 43:56Speaker 1: is doing well, you know, and not being an absolute
- 44:00Speaker 1: dogy bastard. And it's from here where he starts doing
- 44:05Speaker 1: these public talks. And so he's going around saying that
- 44:12Speaker 1: between the ages of sixteen and twenty one, he was
- 44:15Speaker 1: adopted on a Georgia hospital for a year, an assistant
- 44:18Speaker 1: state attorney general for a year, that he served two
- 44:22Speaker 1: semesters as a sociology professor, and that he was a
- 44:26Speaker 1: pan AM pilot for two whole years. He also says
- 44:33Speaker 1: that he recruited university students as pan Am stewardesses and
- 44:38Speaker 1: that he traveled throughout Europe with them for three months.
- 44:42Speaker 1: He talks about escaping the FBI on an airplane. No lie,
- 44:48Speaker 1: And my favorite part of this is that it's like
- 44:51Speaker 1: he managed to escape by going through a toilet on
- 44:55Speaker 1: the airplane while the plane was taxing on the runway,
- 44:58Speaker 1: Like that's that's his story, Like yeah, okay, cool. So
- 45:05Speaker 1: he starts doing these talks, and then the talks get
- 45:09Speaker 1: really popular, and then he starts writing his books. But
- 45:13Speaker 1: during this he manages to get married to his wife, Kelly.
- 45:16Speaker 1: So they get married, they have three sons, and then
- 45:19Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five they move from Houston to Tulsa.
- 45:24Speaker 1: So like he says, he met his wife when he
- 45:26Speaker 1: was working as an undercover FBI agent and she was
- 45:30Speaker 1: a cashier in a grocery store. Like, either this woman
- 45:34Speaker 1: is so naive and genuinely believes this man's bullshit, or
- 45:39Speaker 1: she's in on it, like that's that's gonna be it, right,
- 45:43Speaker 1: It's gonna be one of the other. But yeah, So
- 45:46Speaker 1: while he's out and about doing these speeches, he's also
- 45:49Speaker 1: setting up his own business. He found abag Neil and Associates.
- 45:54Speaker 1: The purpose of this company is to like advise company
- 45:57Speaker 1: on secure documents basically, you know, to warn them against
- 46:03Speaker 1: like you know, check fraud and other kind of fraudulent
- 46:06Speaker 1: shit like document frauds and other such bullshit. So it's
- 46:12Speaker 1: all about scammers and how scammers operate, and that's his
- 46:15Speaker 1: whole business. And so while he's doing that, he's doing
- 46:18Speaker 1: all these talks. So he starts doing this and by
- 46:24Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven he ends up on to Tell the
- 46:27Speaker 1: Truth and he also ends up on the Tonight Show
- 46:31Speaker 1: with Was It Johnny Carlson? And so the story of
- 46:36Speaker 1: this con that he pulled that he says he pulled
- 46:40Speaker 1: just becomes a mega hit. So it's what year when
- 46:46Speaker 1: he reads writes his book. He writes his book in
- 46:51Speaker 1: nineteen eighty, so three years after, you know, he basically
- 46:54Speaker 1: goes the nineteen seventies version of going viral, right, and
- 46:58Speaker 1: he writes a book in nineteen eighty, and then he
- 47:00Speaker 1: writes like a couple more books, like like Catch Me
- 47:04Speaker 1: if you can, as his autobiography, but then he does
- 47:06Speaker 1: like other books on like identity theft and scammers and
- 47:10Speaker 1: all this kind of stuff, and he does really well.
- 47:13Speaker 1: But when he's doing these talks around all the way
- 47:15Speaker 1: from the seventies all the way up to like before
- 47:18Speaker 1: he died, these journalists start catching on that he's he's
- 47:23Speaker 1: talking absolute bollocks, right. So by the what was it
- 47:29Speaker 1: the early two thousands, you know, the kids are grown up.
- 47:34Speaker 1: He's with Keury and they moved to this Daniel Island
- 47:38Speaker 1: and I was like one of the Carolinas South Carolina,
- 47:41Speaker 1: South Carolina. So they had filed for bankruptcy and with
- 47:49Speaker 1: nearly two million dollars in debt, although now they don't
- 47:52Speaker 1: seem to have that probably had something to do with
- 47:54Speaker 1: the movie. But yeah, so Frank's whole thing is that
- 48:01Speaker 1: he doesn't he doesn't like con the little guy. He
- 48:06Speaker 1: only coned the big guys, the big guns and all
- 48:09Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But yeah, it's it's not it's
- 48:15Speaker 1: not even remotely true. All he did was steal from
- 48:18Speaker 1: the little guy consistently, just over and over again. It's
- 48:24Speaker 1: like he he just kept fucking people over little people,
- 48:29Speaker 1: just because he wanted a better life. So between security guards,
- 48:34Speaker 1: small journalists, like they don't have big journalists, but these
- 48:37Speaker 1: people all through like the seventies upwards, get away nag
- 48:42Speaker 1: and feeling about this fella and they dig deep and
- 48:44Speaker 1: they're like, nope, this guy's a con man. The con
- 48:48Speaker 1: is that he's a good con man, you know, or
- 48:51Speaker 1: like a big commn And it becomes this whole thing
- 48:56Speaker 1: where they start looking at the numbers and he he's like, oh, well,
- 49:01Speaker 1: you know what, They didn't really, you know, want to
- 49:05Speaker 1: say anything, because no company wants to admit that I
- 49:08Speaker 1: took this much money from them, and the FBI don't
- 49:11Speaker 1: want to admit that they couldn't catch me, hahha, Like
- 49:14Speaker 1: I'm in there like like one hundred year in a
- 49:17Speaker 1: verse really coffee table book. I have looked through that
- 49:20Speaker 1: book my friends, and let me tell you, he's not
- 49:23Speaker 1: fucking in it. That was a hard read. It was
- 49:27Speaker 1: very heavy. But anyway, he says that he stole so
- 49:34Speaker 1: much money, right, and like millions, he says, wasn't it
- 49:40Speaker 1: two point five million? He says, he cashes two point
- 49:44Speaker 1: five million dollars and that's like seventeen thousand fake checks
- 49:49Speaker 1: between the ages of sixteen and twenty four. Like, remember
- 49:52Speaker 1: this is the time frame. He's given two point five
- 49:55Speaker 1: million dollars seventeen thousand forged checks between the age of
- 50:00Speaker 1: sixteen and twenty one. Now, I don't know about you,
- 50:04Speaker 1: I'm not the most genius person here, but that math
- 50:08Speaker 1: just ain't mathing. So if you add up all the
- 50:11Speaker 1: time that he, you know, wasn't in prison, that's like
- 50:17Speaker 1: fourteen months, thirteen months, fourteen months, fourteen months. I'm gonna
- 50:22Speaker 1: stick with it. And in order to cash that much money,
- 50:26Speaker 1: in order to cash seventeen thousand checks in fourteen months,
- 50:31Speaker 1: he would have to cash forty checks per day. So yeah,
- 50:38Speaker 1: he didn't escape a federal prison. He did not escape
- 50:43Speaker 1: you know, the FBI. He did not have a task
- 50:47Speaker 1: force chasing him. From the nineteen sixties all the way
- 50:51Speaker 1: through to the seventies, he spent most of his time
- 50:55Speaker 1: in jail, and he just lucked out so many times,
- 51:03Speaker 1: like he was so fucking lucky. He gets a shorter sentence,
- 51:06Speaker 1: he gets probation, he gets a slap in the rest,
- 51:10Speaker 1: of course, and some well spoken white boy, right right,
- 51:17Speaker 1: straight white boy. Yeah, absolute fucking lotly. But yeah, everything
- 51:24Speaker 1: he did was fucking county. And he didn't pay back
- 51:30Speaker 1: a single cent to any of the people he fucked over,
- 51:33Speaker 1: even after he made hundreds of thousands from you know,
- 51:39Speaker 1: doing his Google talks and doing his university tour and
- 51:43Speaker 1: the money he made from the catch me if you
- 51:46Speaker 1: can movee millions. Actually he would have made millions from that,
- 51:51Speaker 1: and nobody, nobody got recompense. No, none, none, Oh, an
- 51:57Speaker 1: absolute piss bag. I am. Oh, he's awful. He's awful.
- 52:04Speaker 1: And you know what I said, he was dead earlier.
- 52:06Speaker 1: I was wrong. He's not dead. I just clearly just
- 52:10Speaker 1: manifested that in my brain. But no, he is not dead.
- 52:14Speaker 1: Although if he dies like within the next couple days.
- 52:18Speaker 1: I didn't make it happen. I don't have that kind
- 52:21Speaker 1: of power, because if I did, I would have that
- 52:24Speaker 1: kind of power to make me more money and not
- 52:27Speaker 1: have all the things wrong with my body right now.
- 52:31Speaker 1: But yeah, he's alive. He's seventy five years old at
- 52:36Speaker 1: this point at time of recording. But yeah, that is
- 52:39Speaker 1: the story of the hoax, the myth, the absolute bollocks
- 52:46Speaker 1: of Frank Abid Nail Junior. So if you liked my
- 52:50Speaker 1: retelling of this story, feel free to writ in review
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- 53:02Speaker 1: which is who Did What nowpd, TikTok, Instagram and probably
- 53:10Speaker 1: other places with who Did What Now pod. I'm also
- 53:13Speaker 1: one Patreon, which I am working on at the minute.
- 53:15Speaker 1: It's slow, but it's getting there. And I also have
- 53:19Speaker 1: PayPal if you want to donate and for gummy bears
- 53:23Speaker 1: and other such treats and books. I spend a lot
- 53:26Speaker 1: of money on books. Oh it's it's it's worrying right
- 53:30Speaker 1: now how much money I have on books, and I
- 53:32Speaker 1: need somewhere to put them, so I might have to
- 53:34Speaker 1: invest in like a shed library. I don't know, but yes, uh,
- 53:40Speaker 1: let's just skip to recommendations, shall we. Yes. So for listening,
- 53:47Speaker 1: I am going to recommend the bar Is ankle High podcast.
- 53:53Speaker 1: If you have ADHD or you know anybody with ADHD,
- 53:56Speaker 1: or even if you don't have ADHD, and you just
- 53:58Speaker 1: like people who do, go listen to that. The gals
- 54:02Speaker 1: are absolutely fable. For reading, I am absolutely going to
- 54:09Speaker 1: suggest Vanity Fair because it's my favorite book because it
- 54:14Speaker 1: is a book without heroes and I adore that, right,
- 54:18Speaker 1: So gonna recommend that. And for watching, I'm gonna go
- 54:23Speaker 1: where She's the Man. It's been all over TikTok com
- 54:26Speaker 1: this week, so go watch She's the Man. Just go
- 54:28Speaker 1: do it. It's a retelling of Shakespeare, but it's fun.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I mean, I love Shakespeare anyway, but go listen to it.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Watch it. That's what I was going to say. And
- 54:37Speaker 1: with that, I am going to bid you good night.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Adios au revoir of Where Is Them? My friends, bye bye,