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Gossip Girl: Victor, Victrola · Your One And Only Source

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[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source where your hosts.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My name is Phoebe, and my name is Caroline, and today we are recapping season 1 episode 7 of Glass of Girl, called Victor Victroller.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I definitely, on the last episode, said Victor Victoria.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm absolutely sure about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: which I actually I listened to our episode last week and I'll let you know I haven't really been listening to your one-only source because I've been feeling like I forgot how to podcast and that I was going to be like so more to find that I wouldn't be able to listen but actually the feedback's been pretty good and then I listened and I was like because I had to watch the reels because we've been recording in person so it's been like I say it all and then it's like literally I could forget every single part of it if I wanted to and usually I do
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[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but when we record virtually, I have to make reals.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I like inevitably have to watch things back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's why I've been like, wait a minute, this is kind of good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I went and listened to the episode and I enjoyed it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So, so good job us, good job to you, good job to our listeners for sticking around.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm impressed with how many of you haven't left us yet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know I mean not yet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're never gonna leave.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But like I was I was honestly cuz cuz guys I'll have you know our father our father said to us well, you know you're gonna lose much when you switch We're like say okay up got it pops when did he say that he said I only are at the beach for things giving like at some point We were like talking to him about the rebrand and he was like and like what are you gonna do to like keep your people And I was like well, I mean
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[SPEAKER_02]: like we've what we've been like hopefully what we've been doing is yeah we keep the people and uh he was like well you know you're gonna lose a bunch when you and i was like well yeah but also we're hoping that we don't we gain a bunch we're hoping that we reach a whole new audience as well
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you guys can actually help us do that, and I'm going to tell you a couple ways, really quickly, as part of my salilla query that I've been doing for this month, for this podcast, but a couple ways, you guys can help us know that you like it and keep making it and all those things.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can share our reels, and I don't mean you have to put it on your story or repost it, because I know that can be crunched, if you won't even do it half the time, but you could DM it to someone that your friends with, that you're like, oh, they'll like this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so that's a
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[SPEAKER_00]: Number two is you can engage with our process social media and number three is you can leave us a review and if you can do all those things right now Also, number four just send the podcast to people you know who listen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, who watch the show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Who like have watched class up curl and love dead or a pretty little I was like yeah we believe like ride you should start at the beginning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Because even though it does like
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[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't make me want to die sometimes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: To think of people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I keep being like, it's not so much the like, if I ever had the technology or the bandwidth, or if we ever have the employees to do this, I'm not embarrassed by anything we said about the show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Courage might be shocking to people at the stage.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if you guys send your seats, you guys said some of the stuff that we said, you might be embarrassed, but we're not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: However, sometimes it is the stuff before the episode recap that I'm like, I can't bear to go back and listen to that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Phoebe's biggest fear is that, like, what happened to Iowa Deborah's gonna happen to us?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, when she hosted us in Ellen, people found her tweets about who J.L.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm, or even, like, what's like, like, like, lost college, like, they did something long and then they go back, people go back and, well, we're honestly here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you guys are doing this, you're not real ones.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, there are people who have been listening to lost college forever and ever, and they have these things banked.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and the you didn't just go yeah randomly that's crazy over eight years old and find the one thing that they said that you think is fucked up yeah it is crazy I mean yeah it's frightening to think of I like keep thinking about Matt and Bowlin and I'm like
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, God, I literally started listening to them and they had the old logo.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I want to say I was like, maybe the honestly they're first year.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I like didn't know who they were at all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just was looking for a pop culture podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I didn't know how the stuff they talked about.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then like, through them, I've learned so much about pop culture as well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I just like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think of us as I think of them when they first started because obviously our trajectories will be startlingly similar and I'm like they just never thought it was going to matter and the one thing I'll say about talking about more reality stuff than like entertainment of other entertainment is as a matter as much.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well I on one hand I think that on the other hand I'm like Lisa Barlow will 100% see you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if I post a real talking shit on Lisa Barlow, I can bet my bottom dollar.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's grossing it, you know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like, if we ever, but then we have a shit, if we ever host SNL, and Lisa Barlow is the musical guest.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right, and that real epic story.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she wouldn't be mad like other people might be mad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the stakes feel lower for these people, because the thing is also the fans of these people don't write or die the same way fans of regular celebrities do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if we said something wrong three years ago that I might not even still agree with, that's where the fear comes in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's there forever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I just hope that they don't build an AI.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know they already have probably built it that's going to be able to scan Where are you putting this idea in my I never have this idea and now you're putting it not only in my head, but into the universe and Get another replay and directly into other people's heads, too
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can we say this for the Patreon?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like this isn't the same talk.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we should, I have to edit this tonight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we should get into the episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get into the episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get into the episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But guys, that was a plug for our Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Because the Patreon is going to be where you hear these kind of insane thoughts from us these days.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And let us know if you like your Tuesday app.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like it was like fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: OK, anyway, it looks so cute by the way, Fee.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, did I tell you, like my feelings?
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is the last, OK?
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[SPEAKER_02]: And this is the last thing I'm going to say, I am going to go into depth about my Nola experience, probably on the Tuesday episode, slash Patreon, if you want to hear and it was truly epic if you saw the video, though, you know, but can everyone go tag Mary Beth Barone and my Alice video, please, if you don't know what I'm talking about, you will see me get in girl, because there's something I'm going to share.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Carolina will be happy for you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be happy for you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But if we get a notice from her and I'm not, I don't have anything to do with it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I'll carry out the doors, but the doors have been open for you on that TikTok for so long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but he must choose to walk through it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't know what to tell you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do things that end you up in the reward happens.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's my whole motto.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do things that end you up in the reward.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, um, but what I just really quickly wanted to say is that I'm reading.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, bragging.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, immediately bragging.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have been reading so much lately, but I'm reading on book lovers family Henry And it's like two sisters on a trip and the younger sister calls her older sisters Sissy and it's a literally like I cannot what this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's making me so emo and I just wanted to say that
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, one day, one day that'll be us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, go ahead and try.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See what things giving, like, we'll see you there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I hope you're going to come home and see MBB with me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the tick talk.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's oxfrio.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to tell you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If she notices the tick talk, then we'll pick, hey girl.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See you in a month.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll wear the outfit if you want.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you will.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll wear the outfit if you will.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and then and then I'm also like they talk about gossip grow all the time so putting it in the universe dream club anyway everyone go tag me about throne and I will know if you listen to the podcast because you will do it and that's actually a test and I love this is like when you would get emails in school that would be like
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[SPEAKER_00]: they would be like a normal paragraph and then another paragraph and then it said later in this email, I am going to ask for a shen you have to reply with your answer and then like a very body of the email would be like, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it would be I would never ask that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just am not reading all that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that I when I was a freshman Mr. Luca did that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I think it like instilled that in my brain.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean it was anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If I had adults we're always setting traps for me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of sure I would also think about life is getting
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so we are recapping episode Victor Vectrola.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I forgot what a massive episode this was and honestly they were like heard you were in know about this weekend Caroline.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're opening with a broadcast show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It low key like I was a little bit like episode is like kind of filler vibes and then it got serious fat and then it gets fucking crazy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: filler filler filler and all the action is jam packed in like the last seven minutes and but there is action.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so for last is all the rage again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're opening with us like retro style film.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have a day and a day and a day and a day and a day and a day and a day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sounds like your hand is hand is mall walk out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it does wait.
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[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, Benson, well, on the New York Times, how are you
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ben's in a night, no, no, that's what I call Ben's a moon, of course.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was doing a crossword, and one of the clues was, Ashley from Pretty Little Liars.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ashley from Pretty Little Lyron, I said Caroline is full of pretty little liars, what I meant to say is Caroline is full of bragging tonight and that is instant karma for being mean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Full of both, yes, and that is, and we love to see karma happen, IRL, and we really do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, you guys, I'm just speaking in redels right now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you're not on our side, you're on the wrong side.
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[SPEAKER_02]: About you, no, what?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so anyway, I just thought it was funny that there are a burleshow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was just out of burleshow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's like copying, who's copying you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just kidding.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I will say that burleshow I went to was a boba, boba, boba bonkers.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't believe my eyes, maybe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like freaking out, watching through my fingers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why didn't they make fingers is so funny?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was insane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the first half of the night.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't get up on on stage and do a player.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I did us at the end.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't do a player to add that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But they invited, they were like, this audience was really fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like at the end, like one of the girls when I was like, was everyone's like, are they getting up and going?
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[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, it's not really fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Which, like, of course it was.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Um, they're like, we're going to set up a private room back here by the way, they're all butt ass naked.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was yes, Phoebe and my first act was like they were like, it's like a classic New Orleans production.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The second act was dirty, which it was like, we had a blast, you know, it was crazy, but I was just like, oh my god, I am such a prude, I guess, because it was crazy, but actually we all felt like it was crazy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Gibson was watching Jal dropped the entire time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was epic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She really had like more of like a bachelor party vibe than David will have.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it was stuff, really.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was really awesome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so we're at a burlesque show now again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And we see Chuck on a couch watching has somebody who is it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know is freaking strip it on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Staying for getting those glare, man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This looks so, no, a lot like Blair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You forgot it was Blair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've watched this show in a long time and I never really really happened, which actually is really exciting because now some of the stuff will feel very new to you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, so Blair is meeting with Chuck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We go to daytime now and Blair is meeting with Chuck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And we're at this club.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's called Victoria and Chuck wants his dad to invest in her and this to be like a franchise business of burlesque clubs and whatever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very Chuck bass, of course.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we're starting very 16 years old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're starting to see.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this up is obviously at the end, but even just now we're seeing Blair look at Chuck in a little bit of a different tone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's seeing him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The guys of all of the, as she says, the underage boozee and womanizing, kind of lifting first.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think we're also seeing him.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See her a little bit differently or like we're really I think this episode I was thinking in the beginning I was like this is a really good episode for their relationship because it's really showing us like that they're they're different with each other and they like kind of are starting the handle each other a little both care not obviously they don't continue to do that but like
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[SPEAKER_02]: even him saying her you know at some point we're about to get to this point where she's like proud of him and he genuinely looks so like happy like a little boy almost when she's like I'm actually proud of you and he's like really excited and tells her that she's his toughest critic or second toughest behind his dad and it's like he we see that he really cares like what she thinks and like respects her opinion and all these things that Nate just like as much as we love good guy Nate he does not do any of those things like he
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[SPEAKER_02]: He literally, I don't think knows anything about blaring there is in a way like trucks like stupid bad boy obviously, but also he's got a little bit of this like savvy street smart kind of energy that I think.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Where Blair has got like all the book smarts and together, they kind of like Nate has neither unfortunately You know what I mean, like it's like it's like you're so cute He just has the heart of gold.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean the heart of gold.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's like the never charges
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's, yes, he's honestly, he gives a big fear of lives too, like, I mean, massive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're just like, he's just gotten by dancing through life, like it's been fine, and then eventually he's starting to even assign realize that he should be a vegetarian or something, and that's going to be his whole play.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So, so,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is playing for a victory party tomorrow and he says it'll send a car for Blair and then we go to the archibald Manor dude, this is There I say it again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're archibald about one boom of a long curse So I'm trying to make that happen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god this weekend adding I get going three two one release them when them flashing their boobs
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, can't really do it, I was like, no, I'll be your husband.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we weren't, we weren't, we weren't, we weren't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We weren't, we weren't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So what did out he say?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh
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[SPEAKER_00]: It really makes it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll make it funnier.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So we started being friends then, and so like all the years before that, Clyde and I were always sort of like, you know, front of me, though, I was like, we would like have massive lot fights and like hate each other and then be like drunkenly make up when I like kiss, like make out, take pictures of us kissing, and then like not speak for a year.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, like our relationship was just like that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was just not right yet, but then it was time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And so we all became friends, whatever, but all our pictures in 2016 are not with each other.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And so we're doing our dumps from 2016 and Phoebe texts me and she's like not like, I'm confused like all the bombshells are posted.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, guys, 16 nubs and like, they're not in it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not what I texted her because I wanted to be very careful about what I said to Carol.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because he said it like I did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, so I know it was so I didn't create a problem in your head that didn't already exist.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I saw that you would be that handle her with care.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that you would call him into the horror car.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Keep it commented and liked everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I was, but I knew you guys could share something on the ledge.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: An impressive become friends late in college, but like I'm so young that I just don't believe my idea of time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now you're rocking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was kind of tongue-in-cheek the way that I said that, but.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't remember when that wasn't your college experience.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I texted Caroline, kind of kind of in a, in a, in a, in a conspicuous way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In conspicuous way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Again, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I said, I get it right when I don't think about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But when I'm on the podcast, I want to get it right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So badly that I think so hard about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I always say so much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You care so much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, in an inconspicuous way, I was like, when did you,
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like, Addy, you become friends.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I knew exactly what you were talking about mine though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I thought you were like, no, you're not mine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you were like, no, I was in it.
17:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And like, my sister, me, argh.
17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: She was, but it's just because it doesn't happen often.
17:43
[SPEAKER_00]: So I had to get there.
17:44
[SPEAKER_00]: So Caroline, it was like,
17:46
[SPEAKER_00]: with every dump by saw from one of them that you weren't in, matter I was getting.
17:52
[SPEAKER_00]: She thought they were just like literally, dissing me, dissing me on the feed.
17:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Collectively.
17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: This is they have a separate book, try to like how funny it would be.
18:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want any pictures of me.
18:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, they actually caught me out of all their pictures.
18:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, it's like, probably been by in Reynolds with the he posts for her birthday.
18:09
[SPEAKER_02]: But I guess, which is funny, um, which is funny.
18:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, so anyway, that's just like a precursor to the story because I screenshot about Phoebe said to me and sent it to the bombshells and I was like, this is so funny.
18:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I had to explain her that we didn't know each other, but like, can you believe we didn't know each other it's so wild?
18:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Cause like, they're like the best friends.
18:26
[SPEAKER_02]: And they were like honestly, like Phoebe was right to be mad.
18:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Like Phoebe, we were gonna do better.
18:32
[SPEAKER_02]: We're so sorry, like I know we wouldn't have pictures together, but still like you should have released it in the comment.
18:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
18:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was like, I've got this hair picture in line.
18:40
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to throw it in there and it turns out that was from a different year.
18:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey guys, it goes through 2017.
18:44
[SPEAKER_00]: It should have been a pinned comment on the posts that said, and all cats had a disclaimer.
18:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, colon, we had not met Caroline Clawnell, Tagger, in 1227.
18:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I do think it's really lucky that Gibson's bachelor rat was right after these post drops so that people didn't have to think something was wrong, you know what I mean?
19:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and it's all together, but anyway, so we were all like laughing about that and then we get to the house and we were laughing and Addy was like, I'm honestly so scared to feed me.
19:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I really so scared to feed me and they're just like, don't roast me in the pot.
19:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh my god, like sing all this stuff.
19:16
[SPEAKER_02]: And so then Addy and I had the distinct flush or sleeping and bunk beds as we get.
19:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And we had, that's one of Caroline's favorite experiences in life.
19:27
[SPEAKER_02]: And Cosmo and Paulie and I were on Bung Vads, of course.
19:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we had Bung Vads in college because, and we did it willingly, our beds weren't and Bung Vads, we requested that.
19:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was on the top, which is insane, but I've been so skinny, it was like, oh, you're like, you should do it.
19:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, it was like, please, please, please, I need to be on the bottom.
19:48
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm nervous, yeah.
19:49
[SPEAKER_02]: So these bunk beds were like big, they're like Queens, I, like full size bunk beds.
19:55
[SPEAKER_02]: And are we had a bathroom that connected with Clyde?
19:58
[SPEAKER_02]: So we one night we like get back after the broadcast show and we all go lay and Clyde's bad me adding Clyde and we're just like talking, gabbing and then we're like, okay, we got a good about it.
20:09
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like four in the work.
20:10
[SPEAKER_02]: So we go to bed, out of his new top bunk and we just cannot stop allowing like we are laughing so hard and we're like go to sleep.
20:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god and then I'm like don't you dare stick your head over side of the bunk bed?
20:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And then of course she does and then I had to kick her with my feet.
20:25
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, like, there were just, like, kind of jokes where I, like, touch the bunk bed, and then, um, Mondo goes, like, I was, like, shy play ocean sound, so you'll just fuck up.
20:35
[SPEAKER_02]: And she was like, is that the fucking Atlantic Ocean?
20:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, it was just like, we were just cracking up.
20:40
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we're like, okay, bedtime.
20:41
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're in bed, and we're being trying to be quiet.
20:44
[SPEAKER_02]: And I, like, adjust a little bit.
20:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, oh my god, I literally feels like an earthquake.
20:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I
21:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell her I'm like I'm gonna tell Phoebe's that you ever heard of Panji a bitch It feels like the tectonic plates and snap it in a place right now.
21:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna tell her she's no, not Phoebe Anyone but Phoebe you're gonna tell her you can tell the podcast is that I am I can't wait to tell her what you said because she was we were still like in joky mode So she was like we were like we were like we're like he like go to bed, you know, and then oh She's that serious
21:28
[SPEAKER_02]: She's not that I was like a joke and like but it was fun like we were cracking up and I was like well good news I can't feel it at all when you move when you move on the hop on to the spot It doesn't I don't know anything you're in at all.
21:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not shaking the whole bad when you're sending me that picture of her on the pool I thought she had said it from that position
21:46
[SPEAKER_00]: So you thought I was in a bathing suit, crazy.
21:48
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, you didn't ever tell me, but she didn't tell you what it was.
21:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well Caroline texted me.
21:54
[SPEAKER_02]: She said, with this picture of Addy.
22:00
[SPEAKER_02]: She said, you'll never believe what Addy just said to me.
22:02
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, this is what Addy's going to look like when after I tell you what she said to me.
22:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she looked like as in you were going to kill her.
22:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I said she's giving the vibe of the kid at the pool on vacation that once to play with you and your sisters are you and your cousins and like they're so weird But they will not stop following you around the pool thinking you guys are friends and you're just like going are
22:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so anyway, but it was just so funny because she said it and then I was like, I can't wait to tell Phoebe what you said and she lullanow
22:42
[SPEAKER_02]: baby it was so like and something all weekend that was like a joke like if anyone's that anything mean me though like don't tell me be pleased but it's caring whatever you do just like please don't help me be as I thought and I was like I'm telling her and anyway so I just and so Caroline has a list from the trip and on the patreon we're gonna go over it yeah I have a lot of stories so I'll tell you there okay
23:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, Nate is being sent to rehab and sane to have the captain entertaining it to this point.
23:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Also, in saying to be like, and Nate, you have your choice.
23:14
[SPEAKER_02]: They like lay out all these brochures.
23:15
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, choose which rehab speaks to you the most, my guy.
23:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Nate gets Mrs. Archbord out of the room and is like, son, you're not going to end up in one of these places.
23:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is going to be fine.
23:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And when I think it's really interesting,
23:29
[SPEAKER_00]: and troubling and sad is he takes the approach of and I understand Nate and it's clear throughout the the episode that Nate is upset that his dad is struggling yeah or could be struggling he doesn't really know the extent of it yet.
23:48
[SPEAKER_00]: But the captain makes it about that.
23:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he's like, don't be upset.
23:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm fine.
23:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you don't have to worry about me.
23:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Like that's why Nate's upset.
23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think this point, Nate is upset that you're letting him take the floor.
24:01
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to hard drug and you have to end up in rehab.
24:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly you're creating a scenario where I have to be locked away because of a problem I don't have.
24:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And my other parent has to be I'm you're pretty me putting me in a position where I'm keeping a secret for one of my parents.
24:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's putting me in a position.
24:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, cab for the other parent.
24:24
[SPEAKER_00]: To be different.
24:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Like so disappointed in me.
24:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's totally a good way to put about except And not this I'm not defending Byron, but this is to another level because yeah, Ella wasn't disappointed in Aria for any reason Right, all right, I just had to walk around knowing that I'm not sad about something and she couldn't tell her what No, this is like a million times worse It's it's pretty I would be literally like
24:48
[SPEAKER_02]: losing my shit and the captain's like okay so I'm just gonna tell you how it happened like I just the work got really tough and like I'm not you know as quick as I used to be and there was just like this some young guys on me fading at the office one night in the offer made pick me up and I didn't even like it.
25:02
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna flush the bag and of course like Nate kind of believes him a little bit and he's like I really matter than you would expect I think yes yes.
25:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I think it's just like, well, again, it's like, I'm not that bad that you're doing it.
25:16
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even like, I'm still regardless of how you got into it and what you're going to do.
25:21
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're going to flush the bag, the bag existed, and I'm in trouble for it.
25:24
[SPEAKER_02]: So, like, it doesn't really matter where we go from here.
25:26
[SPEAKER_02]: But,
25:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, he's like, but I just need us to like get through tonight because they're having dinner with the Waldorf tonight and they're going to be like toasting to the deal between the captain's company and an Eleanor's company, but also the union of Nate and Blair.
25:42
[SPEAKER_02]: So he would need stage to just like keep it together until then.
25:45
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, let's have drinks at the club after school.
25:48
[SPEAKER_02]: I was really relieved when he said, not alcoholic, of course.
25:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, what the fuck?
25:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, Black Swan vibes.
25:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I knew you were going to say that as soon as I put it in the frame, but what I was going to say is a little piece of home follows me wherever I go.
26:00
[SPEAKER_00]: This is from me.
26:02
[SPEAKER_00]: This is from the feather of one of the pillows in Mom and Dad's Lv.
26:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Aw, oh, I, I do hate it stuck in my, stuck in my sweatshirt.
26:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Why do fibers hurt when they both, I feel like if we were going to put them in what is meant to be the softest thing in the world, it needs the inside of the pillow.
26:22
[SPEAKER_00]: You either need to be an impenetrable force.
26:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
26:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Her fabric.
26:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And two, why are we not figuring out a way to snip off that part?
26:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Why, like, let me tell you, can it not be like the charpus blade of mankind with Andrew, Andrew, Winchester were in charge here.
26:38
[SPEAKER_00]: He would have that taken care of 100%.
26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Because a down pillow is a privilege.
26:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
26:46
[SPEAKER_02]: And a privilege must be.
26:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Treated as such.
26:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so Jenny is on the phone with Vanessa freaking out because of course she lost the bracelet, the guy lent her for the ball.
26:55
[SPEAKER_02]: I would be shading my bands.
26:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't even imagine and she doesn't know that Blair has it and she's like so fucking scared and then in the other room Rufus is fighting on the phone with Allison Humphrey and Jenny's like Jenny seems like she's like listening like
27:11
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so glad parents are talking about home, but they're fully arguing and is he saying wait is he's like you slubbed another guy or something?
27:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that his combo or the combo maybe the next day looks and to I think yeah so Vanessa is the most annoying person on planet earth this.
27:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's on the phone with Vanessa and Vanessa's like astrophysic of he's seen it call a Mr. Humphrey and her sister's like
27:36
[SPEAKER_00]: um they like have a little banter about how Jenny can't describe it super well and then Jenny goes to answer the door as Rufus says, who are you on the phone with?
27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: and he, they, Jenny opens the door and he means that's like, what do you think, real foot-hey?
27:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's the other home for?
27:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's the other home for you?
27:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we see him making out a serena.
27:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Now this scene.
27:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's really break this down.
27:59
[SPEAKER_02]: These two are up against the bricks and the cement steps at the school.
28:03
[SPEAKER_02]: And they are making out open mouth kissing, feeling each other up.
28:07
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way he doesn't have a heart on.
28:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll just say it.
28:09
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way.
28:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And just obsessed with that.
28:14
[SPEAKER_00]: With the heart on the soaps.
28:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm obsessed with the heart on, of course.
28:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm obsessed with the heart on, of course.
28:20
[SPEAKER_02]: It's getting.
28:20
[SPEAKER_02]: So Serena says something hilarious to Dan, who's a scholarship kid.
28:24
[SPEAKER_02]: She goes, you'd think with all the money we spend on this private school, they'd give us a better spot on my go.
28:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And someone yells, like, get a room.
28:32
[SPEAKER_02]: And they do say, this epic line.
28:34
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the plight of Manhattan teenagers.
28:36
[SPEAKER_02]: No cars.
28:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that foreshadowing?
28:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Because of what happens at the end of the episode, Blair and Sherlock have sex on a car.
28:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I never noticed.
28:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, uh, just knowing that that's coming later.
28:49
[SPEAKER_02]: And also, like, God, yeah, that would be hard, because very much of my hanky panky happened in cars.
28:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
29:00
[SPEAKER_02]: It did, just did.
29:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, just did.
29:03
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear about it.
29:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, right?
29:07
[SPEAKER_02]: So I've kissed someone.
29:08
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not that big of a beautiful person.
29:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Just one.
29:11
[SPEAKER_02]: My husband, of course.
29:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, um, so then they're talking and they're like trying to find a more private spot.
29:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Basically, she's like stripping him.
29:20
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like taking his clothes off.
29:21
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, I can't reach him with a freaking bones down.
29:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't get it.
29:25
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't get why we're part of this hot and bothered at school.
29:27
[SPEAKER_00]: She does seem like she's super super genuinely interested in it.
29:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it is Dan so I don't know that this is really the case Part of me does think like is this just the speed and the thing that she's used to with guys And she thinks it's what's expected of her so she has it's kind of how nice I was gonna say it was kind of kind of giving Pippa early early on when she's like I just like she's overperforming also because she's so
29:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you're right when she's like, oh, you don't hot like you don't have to use a condom or and he was like, what like yeah and all the and she was like, oh, you don't have to like whatever and he was like, okay, let's not That's not the first tell me why is our friends.
30:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to make in this.
30:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I love it.
30:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Last week you guys heard me sell it.
30:14
[SPEAKER_02]: You heard me sell it to Phoebe.
30:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me just tell you.
30:17
[SPEAKER_02]: She freaking bond.
30:17
[SPEAKER_02]: She's a returning customer.
30:19
[SPEAKER_02]: She's all right.
30:19
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what the show.
30:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm rewatching it.
30:21
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so good you have to.
30:23
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why we get in plan as I'm rewatching the whole thing.
30:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Snowstorm, rewatching coming last.
30:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I don't think we're going to get a look at snow.
30:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
30:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like everybody's getting so worked up.
30:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to eat my words.
30:35
[SPEAKER_00]: This is this is literally play by play repeat of the sealer's last week.
30:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, me saying, guys, I think we got it in the back.
30:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And then this week me saying, I don't think we're going to get any snow.
30:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to knock you in the water.
30:49
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll talk to you about tons of things.
30:51
[SPEAKER_02]: It's always, I think, Steve is the most.
30:53
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, I just know it.
30:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And then she didn't.
30:56
[SPEAKER_02]: That's actually really good.
30:57
[SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be a call sheet protector that's like, what is Phoebe Connell?
31:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
31:01
[SPEAKER_00]: So is it going to happen this weekend?
31:02
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be the opposite of that.
31:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I just like, I feel like,
31:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Things are still so up in the air.
31:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just a little bit like total.
31:10
[SPEAKER_00]: How do we not, I mean, I know things can change.
31:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I understand that, but like, how about we really don't know it's not going to be that cold here.
31:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's going to be cold, but it's not going to be, well, that's part of the issue, of course.
31:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it's not going to be so cold where you are and there's this huge arctic wind coming through and it's going to get the the warmer air above and create rain and that freezes and that's going to be the snow.
31:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so it's actually, but we still don't know if our region is getting snow or rain.
31:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I think you are getting all I'm saying is.
31:53
[SPEAKER_00]: she's watching tell me lies as we can yeah it is totally porn though by the way so just so you guys know like you guys by the way it's a public day so I don't in our mind it is more intense than he did rivalry oh yeah I would feel 100% more comfortable watching he did rivalry in front of mom yeah then tell me lies oh we're seen so like
32:17
[SPEAKER_00]: waste dimples on these girls.
32:20
[SPEAKER_00]: It's great.
32:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if that's what we would call it, but we're seeing it.
32:22
[SPEAKER_02]: It was honestly a relief when I found out that Grey Sam Patton and what's his Jackson Whiter dating.
32:27
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay, well, thank God.
32:29
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean, because I'm a leaf and I don't know.
32:32
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know any other way, because I'm watching them off that.
32:36
[SPEAKER_02]: So I better do it.
32:38
[SPEAKER_02]: It just shows so good.
32:40
[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, but it's giving to me lies.
32:41
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, yeah, that's it.
32:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I never thought about that way.
32:43
[SPEAKER_02]: If you be, but like, she's like, oh, this is just like, what guys like, and I'm just going to like do what guys like and just be the squirrel and like, we kind of see that like every else.
32:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I can't tell if it's because she sees
33:00
[SPEAKER_00]: If she's letting her guard down, I can't tell what's really happening.
33:05
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll talk about it more and we got there because I
33:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, we'll talk about it.
33:10
[SPEAKER_02]: We got there.
33:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, anyway.
33:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Coddy and Isr taking a picture from her album screen is like, okay, like, bye, guys, bye.
33:17
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you didn't have to be photographed.
33:19
[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't have to be seen by everyone.
33:21
[SPEAKER_02]: You are at the foot of the steps.
33:22
[SPEAKER_02]: This wall goes back like 10 feet.
33:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Just the 10 feet.
33:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Just that can be in the shadows.
33:27
[SPEAKER_00]: If you walk in the past, and she is still trying.
33:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like literally, we could just like, hop in the room.
33:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Just get it over with kind of broom closet.
33:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what the fuck?
33:35
[SPEAKER_02]: And then he like scories away.
33:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Like he's scared of her.
33:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, okay, so we're walking through the halls.
33:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Johnny runs into Nate.
33:43
[SPEAKER_02]: He calls her Serena and he was looking for her.
33:45
[SPEAKER_02]: And you just see on Johnny's face as she's like,
33:48
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all to hear this.
33:49
[SPEAKER_02]: She loves him.
33:51
[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't love of them, but he wants her to know that he didn't mean anything he's sad about having feelings for Serena.
33:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And then he's like, okay, well, like, I don't know if you forgot about my brother or she was freaking dating her.
34:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd rather it's cool now.
34:03
[SPEAKER_02]: My brother's eating her.
34:04
[SPEAKER_02]: She loved him.
34:04
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're serious.
34:05
[SPEAKER_02]: They're about to do it.
34:06
[SPEAKER_02]: They're about to do it.
34:08
[SPEAKER_02]: They're about to do it.
34:09
[SPEAKER_02]: So.
34:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying like, you know, even if you don't want me to help her, like, I, my baby's like, like, I'm just saying like, I don't know how many already think that I look a little bit like her.
34:21
[SPEAKER_02]: We could just do a quick little swap and then you might not even honestly notice difference.
34:26
[SPEAKER_02]: anyway so he's like let me give you these chocolates because he thinks that the chocolates will bribe her like not to tell anyone he's like it's better for everybody if we just pretend this never happened and he's like do you promise me and Blair shows up and says promise what any hands with the chocolates?
34:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny see and she's like oh so you start my favorite this isn't my favorite flavor profile but it'll do you know I prefer the gold collection thank you and then Jenny gets up to leave and Blair follows her quickly and is like hey Cinderella
34:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Look what I fucking found.
34:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, Blair, honestly, any Blair hate is completely unwarranted after I watch the scene.
35:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair could have blown her the fuck up.
35:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Could she not have?
35:05
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's true.
35:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair's like, Blair, well, if I'm a Blair, because the bracelet is the way the designer doesn't bracelet is the bracelet.
35:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, because the bracelet, if I'm Blair, I'm like, I'm making you sweat about this for a while.
35:19
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to tell you that I have the bracelet right away because you broke the rules.
35:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
35:25
[SPEAKER_02]: And so anyway, Blair's like, God, the bracelet tells Johnny, she hates secrets more than anything.
35:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Friends don't lie, and we're friends.
35:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Right?
35:34
[SPEAKER_00]: So the Megataport's office, and I'm like, Chuck's taking the day, I guess.
35:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And, um, Lillian Bat Bass.
35:42
[SPEAKER_00]: The Liam Bart are in Bart's office, and he's like, They're not in the aisle, Call her on, David.
35:49
[SPEAKER_00]: When can we go public?
35:54
[SPEAKER_02]: He's groveling and she's like I have a way that I want to do this and this is not it design it She's like my kids needs to know first of them like Lily you're gonna eat those words You're in a wish you would said we can go public today after what you're in a learn Yeah, and Chuck comes in and catches them in the act and Lily tries to cover it up But she's a button on button or something and Chuck like sees it
36:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and Chuck seems like kind of surprised that Bart is serious about Lily, like I think it kind of is, and dear pleasant, like, yeah, and honestly, the Lily Chuck relationship is one of my favorites in the show, I think she just like, and I like that it's continued with Kelly Rothford and I'd Westwick, like they meet their friends.
36:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
36:39
[SPEAKER_02]: So Lily leaves and Chuck basically pitches everything to Bart.
36:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he goes, what's with the business formal?
36:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you being a rain for something?
36:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that one.
36:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Does Chuck not wear a suit every day, though?
36:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Truly.
36:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Is he not in a three piece suit?
36:53
[SPEAKER_00]: He almost looks like he's ever in his uniform.
36:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I know for school.
36:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, this is where he should be.
36:59
[SPEAKER_02]: But it is funny.
37:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, but imagine we go to up to dad's office for the business proposal on a school day.
37:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, and he's like, oh my, guys, it wouldn't in like this.
37:12
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it would not.
37:13
[SPEAKER_00]: And like this, but it would end with a police car taking me to either station or school, but I don't know, Truman sees a threat.
37:19
[SPEAKER_02]: He literally be like, can you put someone in jail for Truman?
37:22
[SPEAKER_02]: See, let's figure it.
37:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's try it.
37:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's try it.
37:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's try it.
37:24
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a holding son.
37:25
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like at least a police dog.
37:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys film scared straight here?
37:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I want my daughters on that list.
37:30
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the male and police department.
37:32
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, you know, I did that once.
37:35
[SPEAKER_02]: When I was in college for my Honor Sociology class, we did a field trip to like one of the like high or high security prisons in South Carolina.
37:48
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was crazy the way that we had to dress to go in.
37:52
[SPEAKER_02]: They made us all wear like we had like sign-up contracts saying we would wear like sweats and like not know anything that would show our bodies or anything like that.
38:00
[SPEAKER_02]: we weren't allowed to make up your hair had to be up like everything and they were like the men are gonna like throw themselves up the walls and like say anything they can like get you to look at them like whatever and it was a scared straight present and where they do that program and so they treat every school that comes in like that.
38:19
[SPEAKER_02]: So we're all like these like honors college kids and I'm not kidding.
38:23
[SPEAKER_02]: We have like these three inmates who literally like screaming at us like they're like I mean it they're supposed to scare you straight like and and treat you a certain way and so like also the inmates aren't really like told not to act like that Because it's like they don't want to come back and then at the very end they're like, okay, hey got like we're gonna do Q&A now and like we're you know, we are nice guys, you know, whatever, but
38:49
[SPEAKER_02]: It was crazy.
38:50
[SPEAKER_02]: It was crazy.
38:52
[SPEAKER_02]: That was wild.
38:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's basically what dad would have had us do.
38:55
[SPEAKER_00]: If we didn't get his office with a business proposal.
38:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
38:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Investment on a school day.
39:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
39:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
39:02
[SPEAKER_02]: In the morning.
39:03
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's a moment where we see from Chuck that like, his, he wants just like to be seen by somebody.
39:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And he wants somebody in the world to be proud of him and it really makes sense like why his relationship with Lily is so meaningful to him and why he values Blair so much and why this works it's like because her opinion means a lot to him and she's someone who sees him and is proud of him and like doesn't just see him for the degenerate that he is and it's like right away in the scene with his dad it starts with are you being arranged you know and it's like you just see it start chipping away at Chuck like as he's you know.
39:38
[SPEAKER_02]: like talking to his dad and it's like he's got this whole proposal.
39:41
[SPEAKER_00]: It like ships away and then he shows the proposal to like see how quickly both things happen as soon as he says something positive about the proposal and how excited he maybe is about it.
39:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck perks up and it's a completely different demeanor within like milliseconds.
39:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
39:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
39:58
[SPEAKER_02]: In Bart's like so pleased and Chuck just seems like so excited.
40:01
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, I want you to come see the place.
40:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Bart is like, yeah, I'm going to be there.
40:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go off right meetings.
40:06
[SPEAKER_02]: and it's just like this moment where again we see that like little boy version of Chuck where he just like lights up with the idea that his dad is going to take him seriously and be proud of him.
40:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Please do something.
40:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Even though it is very Chuck Bass, like even though in his upper-less club, it's like he's doing really what his ad wants him to do, which is using the skills that he does have and the interest that he does have and turn it into something, you know, so.
40:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Anywho, um, we got to the steps of the school, Blaren Serena, are there eating the chocolates?
40:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Blaren goes, I saw him gossip girl that you and Dan were having sex out here and posting pictures of it.
40:38
[SPEAKER_02]: So hey, Dan, what the hell is that?
40:40
[SPEAKER_02]: You're acting all shy.
40:41
[SPEAKER_02]: You're literally posting your own, like, he's like, how would sex stay on top of the girl?
40:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Troy Nate Archibald.
40:48
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so funny, I'm like, we need to do an episode where we just like break down like in every episode of every season we should go through and be like, okay, so like how actually did this message come to be like because That'd be good.
41:02
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean, it's crazy.
41:04
[SPEAKER_00]: What is the line that Blair says about high school musical And then she says it's not so high school musical scandalous
41:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't know.
41:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I must have missed it.
41:14
[SPEAKER_00]: She says it right after she says I heard you were having sex with Dan out here.
41:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I then heard her say heard it was aggressive.
41:20
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I missed that part.
41:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I wrote it down because it's so I think it's going to be the real person.
41:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe this.
41:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Not so high school music was scandalous or something like that.
41:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to look it up.
41:33
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she said, but don't worry, Serena.
41:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not streaming yet.
41:37
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a little sex film.
41:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Then Serena is like talking about how good Dan has been at everything that they don't.
41:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous, and know they haven't streamed it yet.
41:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what that means, but this is the year high school musical came out.
41:53
[SPEAKER_02]: No, high school musical too.
41:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It does they call it the year to year to year and with the new, I don't know.
42:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Because it's the 20th anniversary of high school musical this year.
42:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is, they get just happened.
42:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, yes, so then they were.
42:07
[SPEAKER_02]: So Gossip Girl, they beat it in 2007.
42:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so I knew it was a reference to two high school musicals, but and yeah interesting I think I think there were two years between each of them Yeah, or at least a year and a half yes
42:22
[SPEAKER_02]: So Serena is sharing.
42:24
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, Dan's been surprisingly good at everything we've done and Blair's like, well, of course, you've had sex, right?
42:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And Serena is like, no, and we haven't talked about it.
42:32
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think I remember the scene of Mrs. Serena's first real boyfriend.
42:37
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think you're really onto something, Phoebe.
42:39
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like she's so used to like not being seen as serious or not, like with real an extremist perspective.
42:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
42:45
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like, you wouldn't be able to date them anyway.
42:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, nods to bring it back to tell me why.
42:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think that if Bri had met all of her before Evan, that would have written it probably already did it in a different way.
42:56
[SPEAKER_00]: It warped how she looks at relationships absolutely.
42:58
[SPEAKER_00]: But if like her first sexual experience was with, yeah, I mean, we do actually kind of see it with.
43:05
[SPEAKER_02]: the first the guy she loses her virginity to it kind of shapes like she's having sex way that she thinks you have sex yes yes exactly no in a way that like is enjoyable right for either party yeah she's like performing so Serena asks Blair if it's possible for a guide I want to slow things down and Blair goes only the guys we like which is so funny she's like what with you I really can't imagine why and then we get dance sex stream about Serena
43:34
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's almost worse because it's almost like you can hear the tape rolling you know the sound that like plays when it's like the You mean here the tape rolling in the back, you know what I mean Like if you're about to try to do it and then you realize like I can do that fucking sound you're like You hear the tape rolling you fucking know what the tape rolling sounds like okay.
43:59
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't need to do it for you even though I can
44:02
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just it's kind of top secret.
44:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want anyone stealing it.
44:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, I'm watching you studying your live, so Yeah, I've used hard doing it.
44:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to know how immediately Anyway, um It's like that like that's what makes it worse than the pre-vital layers I felt because with the pre-vital layers filter, it's like they just put a piece of tissue paper over the camera and it's like and there's like yeah a ton of backlighting and it's like very warm Whereas this it's like when they like
44:30
[SPEAKER_00]: want to show an old saloon wester scene and you can hear the tape rolling and then it's like the grainy and the lines keep going over.
44:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's what we come back to in the end when plan and in the beginning when we have the press.
44:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Montage, but it is it's Stan and Serena in bed and then Codion is our Rating it and they are generous.
44:54
[SPEAKER_00]: They give him a word.
44:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, how was it?
44:55
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, I don't know.
44:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's ask the judge.
44:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, where are all she looks like she hated it so much.
45:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And is gives him a fort like Phoebe said, but caught caught uh, caught.
45:06
[SPEAKER_02]: He gives him a negative three.
45:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And then goes like, chose to wait.
45:09
[SPEAKER_00]: You chose to be hysterical, but you're not going to let me live down.
45:16
[SPEAKER_00]: like COT TI.
45:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it's Kate Connell.
45:23
[SPEAKER_02]: No, her name's Connie.
45:25
[SPEAKER_02]: It is Connie, but it's K-A-T-I.
45:29
[SPEAKER_00]: It's spelled like Katie, but it's it's what is it to you sound?
45:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's Connie.
45:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you just said Connie and I was like, no way.
45:37
[SPEAKER_02]: No way.
45:39
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're a look, Connie, baby.
45:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, um, it's because of me.
45:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that from team?
45:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me in some of my time when they said, show me.
45:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm show me.
45:48
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty.
45:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that from coming?
45:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty.
45:51
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the show I wrote.
45:52
[SPEAKER_02]: The moment when I'm in show I wrote.
45:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
45:54
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
45:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
45:55
[SPEAKER_02]: So Dan has his quote here that that apparently he's like had tattooed on his body since he was a kid, which is sex is meaningful like art and you don't rush art by the way mom found out I got another try to do.
46:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Was it some big secret?
46:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, she like asked, she was like, I thought Gibson got a tattoo, did you get a tattoo?
46:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I don't remember.
46:14
[SPEAKER_02]: And she was like, that's a yes.
46:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I don't know about the other one.
46:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she knew I had an appointment, but we didn't talk about it.
46:21
[SPEAKER_02]: But then she was like, what did you get?
46:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I don't know if I got one.
46:24
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, just tell me.
46:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Carol, it's a bad girl, guys.
46:27
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a crescent moon.
46:28
[SPEAKER_02]: And she was like, where did you get it?
46:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I don't, you'll see it eventually.
46:31
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, it's tell me.
46:33
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, my god, I was like, I've never worked out to.
46:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Over my paper, boom, boom, boom.
46:39
[SPEAKER_02]: But I do think it's cute.
46:41
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
46:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, mom's like, I just, I don't, I don't have to like it.
46:47
[SPEAKER_02]: You can still tell me, I don't have to like it.
46:49
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay, well, then, okay, any who.
46:53
[SPEAKER_02]: So Dan then wakes up to his dad repeatedly asking out, and this is the phone call.
46:57
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, he's like, did you sleep with someone?
46:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you sleep with someone?
46:59
[SPEAKER_02]: And she hangs up on him.
47:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And he didn't realize, damn it's home.
47:02
[SPEAKER_02]: My question for your roof is, is why are you home all the time?
47:06
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean, like, go to work.
47:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the gallery is at the base of the wall.
47:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Your single dot and Brooklyn, go to Woke.
47:12
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
47:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the gallery is like in the ground level of the loft building.
47:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I sure hope it is.
47:20
[SPEAKER_02]: I literally hope it is.
47:21
[SPEAKER_02]: And I hope that there is an open staircase down there.
47:24
[SPEAKER_02]: So we can hear if a customer walks in.
47:26
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope.
47:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so then Jenny walks in and over here's the conversation with Dan's like, well, mom's obviously having an affair, but no one knows that Jenny's all.
47:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Pulse up.
47:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Pulse up.
47:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like chill.
47:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Really.
47:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Dan's like, I don't have time to care about this.
47:40
[SPEAKER_02]: I got to go lose my virginity.
47:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, me and Dan are kind of, me and Dan are kind of similar in that way.
47:47
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, Dad, I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear.
47:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to tell you what you need to hear.
47:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're like, who's the dad?
47:52
[SPEAKER_02]: You're addicted to drugs?
47:53
[SPEAKER_02]: They say dad, who's dad?
47:54
[SPEAKER_02]: You're having an affair.
47:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dad mom's having an affair.
47:56
[SPEAKER_02]: They say to dad, dad who's your daddy.
47:59
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, who wears the pants here?
48:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Me.
48:02
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like you said, Nate, at the end of the day, he needs to remember that he's 16 years old, but he can't because he's the father.
48:07
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the father figure.
48:08
[SPEAKER_02]: So, by the way, Nate's dad blew him off.
48:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
48:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
48:12
[SPEAKER_02]: That's going to be so good.
48:13
[SPEAKER_00]: That's going to be a good guy, Nate.
48:15
[SPEAKER_00]: That broke my heart a little bit.
48:17
[SPEAKER_02]: It broke my heart.
48:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Nate, what even show up for his dad at this point?
48:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm feeling like, hey, I'm holding you off.
48:24
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not answering your calls and screaming out.
48:25
[SPEAKER_02]: That's your, you Papa.
48:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not calling you cats anymore.
48:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you.
48:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you.
48:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Already?
48:33
[SPEAKER_02]: What's this fucking fuck you?
48:34
[SPEAKER_00]: How are we?
48:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I love how the concept that his name is already archipalled.
48:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Wake Kelly and I really can't because you know, Phoebe did our glis on moon rising and she was like, let's Phoebe's and I was like, I don't know and we're talking, but I was like, I'm virtually like, already isn't there, and Kelly goes, I was like, what, how, Phoebe, if you have to ask.
49:01
[SPEAKER_02]: It was fun, I was just kidding.
49:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember right now, we were talking, IRL, we were just like, laugh,
49:10
[SPEAKER_02]: That just pissed me off.
49:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'll play it a minute.
49:14
[SPEAKER_02]: I just hang on.
49:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like something weird.
49:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that just, that just pissed me off.
49:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he's like, he's a little shifty eyes, but I'm like, well, that just pissed me off.
49:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, I didn't know that would piss you off what's offensive.
49:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Explain it to me.
49:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Make it make sense.
49:32
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't say you're a pop.
49:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Could've.
49:37
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I I'm just saying that I could have said it wouldn't have been true.
49:41
[SPEAKER_02]: I just could have said whatever I wanted Because anyone can at any time don't forget that and anyone can say anything.
49:46
[SPEAKER_02]: I want it anytime and you're just me I know Okay, anyway, so Nate's out as a client in crisis and Nate's like yeah, freaking right.
49:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the old man and how do you know where he was?
50:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think allegedly is that work.
50:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so Nate finds him, and then he sees his dad like kind of leave to go somewhere else.
50:09
[SPEAKER_00]: And conveniently, this staircase, this balcony landing that Nate is on can see every angle.
50:15
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a secure, it's like, what do they call that thing?
50:18
[SPEAKER_00]: And like, you know, it's an illustration of a prison that's like a tower.
50:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there's the thing in the middle that's looking around.
50:29
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, what a picture it painted.
50:31
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
50:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You would, I'm gonna find it.
50:34
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, it's almost like he's on that thing.
50:36
[SPEAKER_00]: New looks down.
50:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And he sees his dad doing the first thing.
50:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, hey, Cap.
50:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Cap, maybe he's doing the first thing.
50:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he's doing the first thing.
50:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like when they say that people are like trying to get caught in their crying off her help.
50:48
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, no, I'm not.
50:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I remember like, when I got caught for a small game problem, I was like, well, you wanted to get caught.
50:54
[SPEAKER_02]: You were crying off her help.
50:56
[SPEAKER_02]: You, I was like, girl, no, I didn't.
50:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you, no, I didn't want to get caught and I also didn't get caught.
51:02
[SPEAKER_02]: I confessed up a not to con.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's what it's called.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then saying word, there's an electric bond of it somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, while you're finding that, I'll keep going.
51:15
[SPEAKER_02]: So Chuck is now at his club, feeding cherries to answer so they can try to stem with their tongue and she's like going to kiss her.
51:22
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think
51:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Put it on our story.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I'm going to put it on our box in.
51:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Barts like Bart's pissed off because he's like, you want me, you're about to touch tongues with this woman here who just tried to cherry stem with her tongue.
51:38
[SPEAKER_02]: And you want me to put $4,000 in this.
51:40
[SPEAKER_02]: You can just get drunk and have sex.
51:42
[SPEAKER_02]: And Chuck's saying, no, no, no, no, no.
51:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Read the proposal.
51:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Bart won't even do it.
51:46
[SPEAKER_02]: And he goes outside and we see him meet a woman.
51:50
[SPEAKER_02]: And like, regardless of what he says later, I'm sorry, Bart is touching this woman and appropriately.
51:56
[SPEAKER_02]: oh yeah for sure he's touching her butt it's it this isn't I don't believe you the guys didn't make out on the way to lunch like this might be a business partner but that doesn't mean she's not also a sexual partner bark bass you know and Chuck is furious so we go to the ball to our mansion and Eleanor is picking out outfits for Blair to wear to dinner tonight and she mentions the Vanderbilt ring and not like they're going to give it to Blair and Blair is now under the impression unfortunately that
52:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Express interest and proposing to Blair to his mother there 16 years old and this is like one of the minus things you could do to Blair Waldorf at this point because oh it's just so hard so sad and so we go to the Humphrey loft and Serena and Dan have the place to them freaking selves and Dan kind of wants to sew it down but sorry that's morning by the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
52:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't like that.
52:51
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
52:52
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
52:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan is like, Serena wants to get him alone so badly that Dan texts her at six a.m. and it's like, I have to house myself.
52:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, earlier, she had a good download.
53:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Brooklyn, I'm like, and they're going to, I, it's great.
53:03
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like 20 minutes as plenty.
53:05
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, this isn't what I'm like Serena.
53:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Like 20 minutes might be plenty once your inner relationship with somebody.
53:10
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're just like,
53:12
[SPEAKER_02]: having fun sex, but like, for your first time together, why are you trying to, like, and it's like, again, what you said, baby, be your soul smart, and then maybe think of, we played a jeopardy that was Gibson themed, and one of the categories was here are pictures of statuses that Gibson made on Facebook throughout the years, guess what year they were posted, and one of them was like, be the change you want to see in the world, heart, gondy, the sky rocks.
53:41
[SPEAKER_02]: That is out of girls it was so no and this next one is even better ready on September 11th like 2008 or something she goes she goes like pray for all those lost and left behind on 9-11 Excited for the movies tonight
54:04
[SPEAKER_00]: not even two separate we've been doing one of your member's posts and the only thing going to the movies oh my fuck give some of the excited to hear us talk about the bachelor on the pod before it happened hopefully she's on it and I know what that is top five Hall of Fame
54:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Caroline Asher is online and is still number one.
54:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And well, you want to know what number two is.
54:33
[SPEAKER_02]: It's when Adi Brown or her shoulder, which I prefer.
54:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I'd really love it.
54:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, um, it's when Adi Brown wrote on her story.
54:42
[SPEAKER_02]: There, she wrote three sentences a Monday.
54:43
[SPEAKER_02]: The first one was like, the castless comes out today.
54:46
[SPEAKER_02]: So excited.
54:47
[SPEAKER_02]: The next at us was like, so nervous.
54:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Or, no, sorry, it was, you know, because it used to say it, so it was like, Adi is so excited for the castles to come out today.
54:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it was like four hours later.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Adi is so nervous, but excited for the castles coming out today.
55:02
[SPEAKER_02]: And then Adi, if you are as later, Adi is bummed period.
55:14
[SPEAKER_00]: is bombed right in the all about like a motocons to like there's so excited is bombed.
55:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody talks about how the internet like we've become way too transparent on the internet like social media's gotten to a new level of a transparency and that's kind of true.
55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: However there was nothing like the radical transparency of early Instagram and early Facebook.
55:37
[SPEAKER_02]: I know and I just watched the social network and I was like God this the movie so I watch on the
55:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, my product at the cleaners.
55:47
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like hoodie, my funky flip flops.
55:50
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I should put, Southern Charmers on tonight.
55:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Torture myself with Sally, or watch the social network.
55:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I got to see Sally tell Craig she likes them and get shot down.
56:01
[SPEAKER_02]: So that happened last week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Page, no, it was just a preview.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it happened last week in the chicken store.
56:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that was just that the very end of the episode is a preview.
56:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, am I missing an episode?
56:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you might be.
56:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you watch Madison sleep over?
56:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, when Austin comes to the house after going out with Craig and Tosali, everything, Craig and no said about her, oh God.
56:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not going, including that was what Madison said, basically in that exact accent.
56:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, Austin said, Austin said, basically Craig just said, like your tornado.
56:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, I, okay, that this I got to see.
56:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'll be watching that.
56:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I heard like, so it's a little bit like, I heard like, I'm so positive.
56:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm pretending I've seen it in the future.
56:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm like, you don't get screeners.
56:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Appropriations, stop acting like you do.
56:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, okay, so anyway, back to the, we're avoiding talking about what's about to happen.
57:05
[SPEAKER_02]: We're avoiding what's about to happen in this scene because we just don't want to acknowledge the truth of it.
57:10
[SPEAKER_00]: But the truth of it is not just getting a friend, if you're this friend, get a fallout the window.
57:16
[SPEAKER_02]: If I'm this friend and I open the window and I see you about to get it on and it's 8 a.m.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm ducking rolling, falling off the fire's gate on the out of the New York street, getting stuck in some dump.
57:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that's what I'm doing because I'm definitely not walking in and coming in.
57:31
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you leave.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I couldn't believe my eyes.
57:37
[SPEAKER_02]: No, sorry.
57:38
[SPEAKER_02]: When do my girls agree my eyes?
57:40
[SPEAKER_02]: But as I don't believe you didn't see them in there, but before you climbed into the room, I know you saw remissing cities of Vanessa on the fire escape watching them make out.
57:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But you count it?
57:50
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
57:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just thinking if I'm going to, if I'm going to the scary dark, a terrible annoying place that is in your mind.
57:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Places behind.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm waiting three Mississippi's and and just I'm like Dan should sense that I'm out here.
58:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
58:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying they're in a common sense way.
58:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying she waited three Mississippi's and then still decided to go in because my lady at least sense.
58:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah, that she was out there and they have such a bond.
58:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she back to the comes in like jumps in the budgism and nogie, like it's too much girl.
58:29
[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote girl leave.
58:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you just standing in there and Serena's on the ground, the floor?
58:34
[SPEAKER_02]: One off the bed, on the floor, and she's like, hey, and Vanessa's like, hi.
58:39
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like what are we doing here girl get the fuck out and then dance us to her you really need to start using that door She goes which you're showing me to as though she's surprised by this as though that's not the obvious I mean you're looking up pushing you back out the window you came from girl and if you
58:58
[SPEAKER_00]: think that that's as crazy as things get.
59:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like, that's worse.
59:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Stan shuts the door and then goes back in to continue.
59:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully fucking Serena.
59:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
59:07
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's on Vanessa and Vanessa says, I have a fucking key.
59:12
[SPEAKER_02]: She goes, she goes, that's I can't stop me because I can't read.
59:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a fucking key.
59:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I made a key.
59:17
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, OK, Jenny, you had to change from me getting you in through the back word of this ballroom.
59:22
[SPEAKER_02]: You're making me a key to your freaking house.
59:23
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm still going to use the virus gate because I want access anytime I want, because Dan should be having sex with girls in there, because someone needs to keep it on that boy, you know, and anyway, so Vanessa opens the door and watches.
59:37
[SPEAKER_00]: it's uh Could only my eyes when she opened the door I got nervous and then Dan and Serena do like start kissing again and everything and then Rufus we here's Rufus's voice
59:53
[SPEAKER_02]: and this grading voice, who wants breakfast?
59:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like breakfast.
59:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought this was an afternoon delight.
59:59
[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't believe it was breakfast time.
1:00:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Chuck's way is dead.
1:00:04
[SPEAKER_02]: In the morning.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Gossip Girl says, Batch Chuck Bast, Runk Office asks.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's calling Nate leaving a voice mail.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, all right, whatever, dad didn't go for a big troll, but I'm still throwing the party, because I already like rented it out tonight.
1:00:17
[SPEAKER_02]: And then he drops his key down the grate and Lily like watchers all this afternoon.
1:00:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was right.
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you were the great.
1:00:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and that's really comes to go to him.
1:00:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And Oh, we, I give him the image.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_00]: My other tell me lies mentioned.
1:00:33
[SPEAKER_00]: It was when Chuck sees
1:00:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Bart in the girl.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_00]: He gets that look in his eye that Steven gets when he learns new affirmation that he's in.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_02]: I use against other people and he gets the most frightening idea you could ever think of and in fact, I'm surprised they need to be on a little bit since he must be writing for this show.
1:00:53
[SPEAKER_02]: How else are they coming up?
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey guys, they need to be honest.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, how could they make like anybody anybody on earth?
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Because there are these nasty people out there who say that emotional abuse isn't real abuse.
1:01:06
[SPEAKER_02]: And I will say like, I 100% think Steven, like I consider Steven to also be like basically rapist.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that if you are having sex with somebody under false pretenses, then like you don't have consent to have sex with that person.
1:01:19
[SPEAKER_02]: And that should be considered as all.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Like if I'm telling you that I'm only having sex with you so we don't have to use a condom and I don't know what
1:01:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Like all that I'm just like that's one of the men's up I know.
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I know I know I'm like Just so like spoiler for all my lies.
1:01:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sorry, but The like you need to watch this show if you don't think that emotional abuse is real abuse watch this fucking show because I mean how scary is Steve it like he's like
1:01:46
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, and we just know he's the forever villain.
1:01:49
[SPEAKER_02]: There is literally no coming back from it.
1:01:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, especially because it's not like when we go to 2015, he's different.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he's the same.
1:01:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And that was so epic about season three episode four, by the way.
1:02:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And those he's like, I am fine because I know you didn't change for her.
1:02:04
[SPEAKER_02]: So Chuck, Chuck is saying the scene to Lily that Bart is screwing 25 year old and he's supposed to be committed to you and Liz, like, we just decided to make exclusive a week ago and Chuck's like, okay, so explain this out for now and Lily just is like how could I be surprised.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_02]: So Nate's going to talk to his mom.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_02]: She's about to go get her hair blown out for the dinner tonight.
1:02:26
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, listen, the drugs are dots.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And I actually saw him buying more.
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_02]: And Ann Archibald just doesn't believe him.
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't want to believe him.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it's good to see it.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think it's a pretty, obviously it's only been seven episodes, but I think
1:02:44
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a it's a change for her for the audience.
1:02:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I don't know that's what people were expecting from her.
1:02:51
[SPEAKER_02]: No, um, she's a pal.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's been under a lot of pressure and your latest rebellions have been really hard on him.
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_02]: What rebellions.
1:02:57
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, not to bring it back to tell me lies again, but that's kind of giving Mrs. Demarco.
1:03:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, it's not quite as bad, but it all with it.
1:03:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
1:03:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is to come back to the faults of someone else that isn't the person that she wants to Exactly, that moment.
1:03:19
[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, they decided to talk about this right now.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, now they're in the same scene.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_00]: That they're seeing that's literally giving me caught in my mouth trying to talk about it.
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Dan is watching porn on a DVD at first I was like I do was like how is she going to figure out that you're watching porn to shut your computer.
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's because the DVD's out I thought was going to happen.
1:03:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I have two things to say one.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually so much more embarrassing and mortifying than it being porn on a DVD.
1:03:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it is genuinely like a
1:03:51
[SPEAKER_00]: in Dan's eyes and it's like an a French film where like they are having real sex but there's like a plot to it, you know?
1:03:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I'm on guard and artsy anyway the other thing I was going to say is I thought that Dan was going to close this computer for NASA was going to come and introduce guys she makes herself real comfortable in the bed that
1:04:12
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to be able to make you not on.
1:04:14
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to practice literally.
1:04:15
[SPEAKER_02]: You're probably going to be down.
1:04:17
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you fall in love with me, I can't be your sons over that.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_02]: If your sons are what happens if you never really fall in love with me.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought Vanessa was going to pick up his note pad and be like, what the fuck are you taking notes on?
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and said that she picks up the nope, the no book.
1:04:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's like, oh, you're watching born.
1:04:34
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, it's art cinema.
1:04:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Or the DVD.
1:04:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is when we get the quote again, because Vanessa's like, well, you always used to say that art at sex is meaningful, like, art and like, let's change.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_02]: And he was like, well, there wasn't a girl who wanted to have sex with me, which I think stings of an assail, a little bit.
1:04:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And she, she's like, you're going to lose your virginity.
1:04:50
[SPEAKER_02]: And then she immediately starts slut shaming, sorry, now.
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_02]: because a lot of arena, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:05:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I know that you're you're that old friend.
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_00]: You literally have a feminism touch you.
1:05:13
[SPEAKER_00]: When you're like that meme, it's like you're that one friend who's too woke.
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's Vanessa.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you know what makes your mind's me up.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Make that meme who say that they, you know, believe women and then they're like, but when the opportunity actually presents itself, I'm not going to.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_02]: This is so vague.
1:05:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, it just makes me nervous because it's legal stuff.
1:05:35
[SPEAKER_00]: What it, uh,
1:05:37
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, there's that person, it's the, it's the virtue signaling.
1:05:42
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what Vanessa is and then when it actually become, when she would have to practically use her feminist beliefs in a situation where it's hard to, to champion a woman, even in a small way, she can't do it.
1:05:55
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not going to say it was me.
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_02]: 1, 2, 3.
1:05:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Ari, I'm okay.
1:06:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:06:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Like this is actually a very Ari, a moment of her.
1:06:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to say,
1:06:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually you're absolutely right.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in a I'm in a I'm in a defending woman mood.
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
1:06:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but but Ari is not I'm for saying there's I can think of a couple obviously the couple scenes where she truly does do this kind of thing, but I do think Ari is more earnest than Vanessa is
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_02]: I do too, I mean, I think Arias more likeable than me than Vanessa, because Arias not as like, like, Arias are the guys.
1:06:35
[SPEAKER_02]: So this stuff Vanessa does is like, genuinely.
1:06:39
[SPEAKER_02]: like black and white, wrong, evil, mean thing to do and like not motivated by anything other than I want to hurt you, you know, whereas like a lot of the things that Arria does are like, I just am not thinking about you.
1:06:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I'm the only thinking about me.
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a little bit more careless, not that that's like always easier to forgive, but when it's like a super intentional, nasty thing, it's like, okay,
1:07:04
[SPEAKER_02]: what the fuck are you capable like you're, but again, I mean, that's suburb versus the city for you.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_02]: It's doggy dog out here.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_02]: It's doggy dog out here.
1:07:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so Vanessa's going to give you some tips.
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Number one, hide, sad direct number two.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe get some candles in the library.
1:07:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It is so important how she leads this off.
1:07:23
[SPEAKER_00]: She says, but if it were me.
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Vanessa, she's like, and, you know, that option still doesn't matter.
1:07:31
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I thought she was going to say.
1:07:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was going to say, except later, she makes a comment about how,
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, how would I know about she makes that because it doesn't seem exactly that to Jenny.
1:07:42
[SPEAKER_00]: But um, what I thought she was going to say is, but if it were me down, I wouldn't care about all this stuff.
1:07:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I just want you.
1:07:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that is what she would say restraint a little bit.
1:07:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I just like to say But it is like a crazy and and I will also say why is Dan Loki like okay?
1:08:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I got a chubby Whatever, then like she says if it were me and Dan's like whoa
1:08:13
[SPEAKER_02]: that that was an option like his face literally like lights up anyway um the fact that Dan has football sheets as a shock to me.
1:08:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree but it's cute.
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe he's ever watched a football game.
1:08:25
[SPEAKER_00]: These have been the sheets he's had since he was a kid maybe.
1:08:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess so yeah.
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like no dad it's not sustainable to keep buying new sheets.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_00]: He's worked just fine.
1:08:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Go to the Waldorf and Jenny's up there and Ferris telling Jenny that she paid for the bracelet, but don't make a fucking mistake again, bitch.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_00]: She goes, game recognizes, game little J.
1:08:47
[SPEAKER_02]: is like a never heard that line like that and you're like, I've had a freaking breaks.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I like never heard that like Blair may have heard that in like a movie.
1:08:56
[SPEAKER_00]: She watched, which makes me then like the concept of Blair going home after school and like being alone and like picking out a movie to watch.
1:09:04
[SPEAKER_02]: which we know famously she does we're going to get a lot of scenes of Blair putting on a movie because she loves movies.
1:09:10
[SPEAKER_02]: But Game Recognizes Game Little J, but you have to show more respect.
1:09:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Is amazing.
1:09:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to end up in the recap, Pigs for sure.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_02]: 100 first and so good.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_02]: So she's like, I'm not helping you again.
1:09:22
[SPEAKER_02]: So don't fuck up.
1:09:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, and if I can really trust you, I've got to tell you a secret.
1:09:26
[SPEAKER_02]: And I just really, really realize like Blair.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_02]: She just wants to be someone's number one, you know, she wants, just like Chuck, she wants somebody to see her and somebody to be excited by what she has to say and not be looking for the next best option and right now, that's what she has with Jenny.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Jenny looks at her like, you know, an opportunity of mentor, whatever, which is exactly what Blair wants and as long as Torina's around, she can't have it and it's like, she's never had an any aspect of her life, her boyfriend, her mother, her friends, like they would all rather be with.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry not.
1:09:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And so it's like no wonder she likes Johnny and this and like she's like giving her so many chances no wonder she has like her minions.
1:10:04
[SPEAKER_02]: But also no wonder she likes Chuck because they're both like fulfill that for each other.
1:10:08
[SPEAKER_02]: There isn't another person that's got Chuck's attention more than black like you know exactly.
1:10:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And so then oh my goodness, Jenny starts to act weird.
1:10:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And Blair is like, giddy, by the way.
1:10:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair is walking on it.
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm just a little bit like Jenny.
1:10:29
[SPEAKER_02]: We couldn't, I, Jenny didn't have to say everything she said.
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_02]: OK?
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_02]: She didn't have to say everything because Blair is like swimming.
1:10:37
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, oh my god, let me tell you.
1:10:39
[SPEAKER_02]: OK, fine, they're going to give me the Vanderbilt diamond.
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's crazy.
1:10:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it.
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_02]: I always knew it.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It's been my whole life with him.
1:10:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Turns out he feels the same way.
1:10:46
[SPEAKER_02]: And Jenny's like, um,
1:10:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, um, Blair, um, I had to tell you something, and first she makes all those noises and expects Blair to be like, okay, that's it.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair's like, what?
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, it's just like family stuff.
1:11:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And Blair's like, no, are you jealous?
1:11:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you like him?
1:11:05
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, I love that you like him.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that you'll be jealous.
1:11:07
[SPEAKER_02]: It's something that I have.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and I'm so secure.
1:11:09
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to give me the family ring.
1:11:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And Jenny says, I don't want to hurt you.
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_02]: But I go, how could you hurt me?
1:11:18
[SPEAKER_02]: so good.
1:11:19
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, guys, what she does exactly that.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like Blair, Blair, this should have been your warning for what's to college.
1:11:25
[SPEAKER_02]: She do that.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_02]: How could little Jay hurt you?
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, in many ways.
1:11:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And more ways than one.
1:11:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Jenny says, Nate's not over Serena.
1:11:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair says, why would he tell you?
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, well, I was wearing the mask and he thought I was her.
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_02]: I was constantly in a trailer.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why.
1:11:40
[SPEAKER_02]: It's called swing as her.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
1:11:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a Nick girl.
1:11:43
[SPEAKER_02]: So I was wearing yellow of course.
1:11:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the thing you didn't have to say he guessed me.
1:11:47
[SPEAKER_02]: You could have just been like he said this.
1:11:50
[SPEAKER_02]: You just made it so much fucking worse.
1:11:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and now you're double also.
1:11:55
[SPEAKER_02]: You wanted her to know Slad?
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just kidding.
1:11:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you wanted Slad chaming little Jack.
1:12:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, I won't be the last time.
1:12:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I won't be the last time.
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we see Blair and her eyes are welling up with tears.
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, that's enough.
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_02]: You're dismissed for good.
1:12:09
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a great acting moment, of course.
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_02]: So then, the next scene is so good.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_02]: It's night time.
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Things are heating up.
1:12:19
[SPEAKER_02]: What I said this next scene is so good.
1:12:21
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, nobody feel like is it the dinner?
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Blair's dressed for dinner.
1:12:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yeah, yeah.
1:12:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's just, no, just really Blair is just so good.
1:12:28
[SPEAKER_02]: She's transferred in her by the way.
1:12:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is she wearing yellow eyeshadow?
1:12:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Peda.
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Peda luck.
1:12:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Got to say.
1:12:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, the look.
1:12:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I think mine that outfit so much.
1:12:35
[SPEAKER_00]: She had me feel like the lip didn't match.
1:12:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Hair lip eyeshadow?
1:12:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:12:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Weird.
1:12:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, big yikes, um, she is listening to the archipelds got there like smootch mousing and she just looks like dead in the face.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote, I'm scared of Larry now what she's going to do.
1:12:49
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like descending the steps.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, give me a fucking tornado.
1:12:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, what I can, whatever's about to happen is just not going to be good.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, and Blair is literally just standing there making these like goofy fucking eyes.
1:13:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Everything needs such, she's like rolling her eyes around.
1:13:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, is there anything on your mind like that?
1:13:06
[SPEAKER_00]: know what you know who you look like when you just said that are you going to hurt my feelings really bad I hope not when I say this may do Kelly all cow but that is like I'm going to be totally like jokes around and has to roll her eyes when she's like telling us yet so I can see it in my head so much heater when she does it um...
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_02]: He asks that there's anything on our mind.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_02]: He says, no.
1:13:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Is there anything you want to tell me?
1:13:31
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, no.
1:13:34
[SPEAKER_02]: And his mind goes back to the shepherd wedding, which now includes Dan, who is watching and taking notes.
1:13:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And now it's also taking place in, you guessed it, Rufus' kitchen.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_00]: It means a little much for me, if you ask.
1:13:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And Dan is like, okay, the hair, the leg, blah, blah, blah.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_00]: This is when the show was still kind of figuring out what it was.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I would be right there right there.
1:13:56
[SPEAKER_02]: We got a lot of these, uh, I mean, yeah, damn.
1:14:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I just kind of weird.
1:14:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't damn think God has broken from his daydream by reverse.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, no, when Lisa reported this whole daydream is when he's fully asleep, by the way,
1:14:17
[SPEAKER_00]: we already second I thought that he was still asleep anyway um when he when Nate pulls the hair of Serena and Dan goes oh my god like does that really work and then Nate pulls away and it's like yeah every time
1:14:33
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so mortified.
1:14:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's whole scene.
1:14:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't see.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it is.
1:14:38
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, like, how aggressively Serena and Nate, like, it's giving the Hermione and Ron kiss.
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_02]: And the whole, her, her, her, her acts.
1:14:44
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm talking about?
1:14:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my god.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Um.
1:14:48
[SPEAKER_02]: So Rufus is like, alright, I'm about to go away for 24 hours to a 24 hour art installation with your sister and when I said you want to come and it's like hell know you're finally going to be out of the house and I got it freaking get it on I got to get it on dad and then like should we have the talk and then it's like
1:15:05
[SPEAKER_00]: No, man, and he's like, well, what about this talk get the re get rid of Suddric get rid of the footballs of a ballsheets?
1:15:14
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, you don't want her to ask about your football career, and then you have to tell her that you were you could never play You could never even hold in your hand your hands were too small and dandy
1:15:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so Johnny and Vanessa are cleaning in the gallery.
1:15:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Vanessa literally on cloud nine, because Johnny told Blair something that was going to break up her Nate, because she's hoping that Nate and Serena will not get back.
1:15:35
[SPEAKER_00]: This is where she says the thing about the relationships.
1:15:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Jenny says something in Vanessa's like, I don't remember exactly what she says before, but she's like,
1:15:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how I would ever get over it if I loved someone and they betrayed me.
1:15:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Vanessa says something to explain that and then she goes, not that I would ever, not that I would know I've never been in a relationship.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And imagine me, Jenny, knowing that Vanessa just told your older brother last like last week that you're in love with him and like it didn't go well and now Vanessa's lamenting to Jenny about how she's never like Jenny who's leaking in the prison.
1:16:12
[SPEAKER_02]: She's going to force like Jenny's like genuinely like Vanessa's.
1:16:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it unless it's like created an issue in her own life and Jenny's like I need my big sister.
1:16:22
[SPEAKER_02]: And Vanessa's like no, I'm going to be.
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Salvation talk about myself like it's just like you're not talking about yeah exactly
1:16:32
[SPEAKER_02]: So we're on the water.
1:16:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
1:16:34
[SPEAKER_02]: He's cool as you're skin, not just like coral crawling.
1:16:39
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so bugs.
1:16:41
[SPEAKER_02]: The captain is throwing glasses of wine, champagne, anything you can get his hands on.
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like grabbing other people's drink.
1:16:46
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh no, we got another bottle.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I would like to fall for the floor.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_00]: It's in many slick player.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to try on the ring.
1:16:53
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to try it on.
1:16:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Try everyone's like,
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_02]: and then she like gives it back and then it's like, hey dad, let's go smoke those cigars and saves the day by kind of getting him out of there.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_02]: We go to try to go for a minute.
1:17:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
1:17:10
[SPEAKER_00]: You should.
1:17:11
[SPEAKER_00]: He should.
1:17:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
1:17:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, because like, people are there and he did run out the place.
1:17:17
[SPEAKER_00]: So these, like, but nobody he cares about is there.
1:17:20
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
1:17:21
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
1:17:21
[SPEAKER_02]: He's completely alone just like getting fucked up on the couch watching the burlesque show and believe it or not.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_02]: His dad was up.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_02]: And I wrote Barton has girlfriend showing show up thinking that it was going to be his girlfriend.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_02]: But we find out the girl that we had seen him with earlier.
1:17:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Her name is Paletta.
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And she was apparently interviewing him and took him to lunch so that he could advise her in a career change and that she like looked over Chuck's proposal and was really into it and like want and like changed parts mind and I'm just like again Chuck's immediately feeling so guilty because of what he told Lily, but I'm like dude, you don't have to like he used to I still would have wanted to know if I was Lily like that's still not.
1:17:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't believe nothing else happened.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean exactly.
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and so then we go back to the wall to work and Nate's outside now they're like down in front of the building.
1:18:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Nate's telling the captain like you have a problem buddy you have a problem and then they get into big fight and Mr. Archwell says I'm the adult you're the kid and they kind of like really get into it and then the captain punches him in the face or that Nate falls to the ground in the cops yet.
1:18:27
[SPEAKER_02]: literally like Nate grabs his dad's arm because because the guy was trying to go back inside and it's like no fucking way like you cannot and he grabs his arm and he's like let go of me and that's what he turns around and it's just like and you just immediately it's like this sobering moment immediately the captain like he's like what the fuck and you have to imagine finding out what we find out that his life is just flashing before his eyes like he's like sput away and I just have a moment where he just yeah like I just hit my kid which is like
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_02]: such a low, it's such a low, it's not like a normal hit.
1:18:55
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like I punch him.
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_02]: There were people around.
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And now the high lady, this thing that I'm clearly trying to write.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to make this my addiction.
1:19:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
1:19:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I'm holding my fucked up and that's why I'm doing it.
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_02]: But also I'm trying to like defend against the fact that I am addicted.
1:19:08
[SPEAKER_02]: And then knowing that he's got the embezzlement going on as well.
1:19:12
[SPEAKER_02]: So when he sees the cops, it's like imagining all that just flashing before his eyes.
1:19:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Like as well as the fact that like Anne Archibald is the one with the money so you know with that he's always probably felt a little bit inferior, you know what I mean?
1:19:23
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's just like a perfect storm of shame in everyone that's just gonna hate them.
1:19:28
[SPEAKER_00]: But even though as the captain said Nate might be the kid he is always protecting his daddy goes over to the door man and pays them off.
1:19:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh first comes the cops he says his dad's like come on like everything's fine every time.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_02]: And Nate looks at the cops and he says there's daddy's like I'm sorry that
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, God, what an insane moment, but it's like in shameless when the kids have got to get out, Frank Gallagher and Jail or something, it's like, at this point, this is really, like, this is rock bottom.
1:19:57
[SPEAKER_02]: If not, then I don't know what it is.
1:19:58
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't need to find out, like, but you can't keep jeopardizing the family and yourself and everything, like, this is the only way to help you.
1:20:05
[SPEAKER_02]: And so, um, it's really like, honestly, I'm a salt like reunion of a Mary.
1:20:09
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like,
1:20:10
[SPEAKER_02]: For once I can sleep, I'm not worried about my son.
1:20:13
[SPEAKER_02]: He's in jail, but I know where he is.
1:20:16
[SPEAKER_02]: I know he's not using, hopefully, you know, she's like, I, that's the place that he needs to be.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like that at a certain point in an addict's journey, you know, it becomes like, well, it's I'm all she's doing bad right now.
1:20:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like Jesse Pinkman.
1:20:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like his parents, they want to be there for him, but they can't, especially with him, have any younger brother.
1:20:37
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like great.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_02]: We're supposed to get into a person's right, it's like you can't you can be here if you want to be clean, but if not like we can't you know at a certain point like that is the love is it's like we're going to give you no other option like maybe you need to hit rock bottom so you get to a place where you can accept held because there is no other choice like that's it, but it's I mean I can't imagine a more heartbreaking thing and now for it to like so often we see it with parents feeling that way about their kids to be able to see it reverse and to see that totally needs completely a lot like it's like
1:21:07
[SPEAKER_02]: You know when he does mom really have Blair because his mom is yeah, so like he's just got a handle this on his own It's really just so sad and we end up seeing that so yeah Nate as he was like gives the door man money and it's like my father went home sick And we see that Blair had been watching for the window Mm-hmm.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't pay everyone off So we go back to Victoria and Bart is gonna go find Lily go get the girl
1:21:31
[SPEAKER_00]: You can tell the track is a second at Chuck in then he's like, you know what he's like, you know I did do that
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_02]: a guy fair and he tells Chuck to set a meeting with Poletta yes so Blair comes outside by the way Nate wasn't going to go back in and like say anything anybody was just going to leave and go to trouble it's crazy so Blair comes out just like what the fuck are you doing is like well I'm going to go to Victoria and she's like well I actually saw everything like why didn't you tell me and I'm just like I'm sorry I love you good guy Nate and I'm proud of you for what you just did but you're not about to gaslight Blair by seeing
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_02]: a party it's like let up because you think she doesn't know what you did that mass grade ball like doesn't mean you didn't do it even if she never found out it's like you have some nerve of my guy right 100% and so
1:22:22
[SPEAKER_00]: He says you need to go deal with your father.
1:22:24
[SPEAKER_00]: He needs you and I don't and he take and she takes Nate's car You know, it goes to Victoria.
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
1:22:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's so good.
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so we see that Dan has been Making Serena way outside of his bedroom while he preps it.
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like this.
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, this should have already been done No, we was so worried about fire.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're right.
1:22:43
[SPEAKER_02]: He was lighting a bunch of candles.
1:22:44
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess also
1:22:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's a, here's a tip.
1:22:47
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're planning a losing your virginity, you don't need a light a million candles.
1:22:50
[SPEAKER_02]: You know how hot it probably was, not fucking room?
1:22:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, as all those candles.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And like you're going to have a gun up all over.
1:22:56
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a different thing, but I'm like imagine Serena saw Vanessa come through the fire escape and so for this evening, she decides to do the same.
1:23:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Come up through the fire escape and knock on fans window.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_00]: And
1:23:10
[SPEAKER_00]: just to keep the ball rolling down jumps in fear like they jump to this morning and y'all cover one of the candles and it's a domino effect and now the whole loft isn't the poverty loft is up in flames.
1:23:19
[SPEAKER_00]: And now Serena's like, well, it's a good thing about on the fire escape.
1:23:22
[SPEAKER_00]: There goes Brooklyn.
1:23:25
[SPEAKER_02]: going down we're like bye bye Brooklyn you know what I mean we're like you guys don't remember Brooklyn this show is dated but Brooklyn yeah used to be a thing until Dan Humphrey burnt it over burnt it over burnt it over burnt it over Dan Humphrey burnt it over so anyway So we just drilled in the me go back to the trolla and Blair shows up in Nate's car and Chuck's like what the fuck?
1:23:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's my God?
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's my dude?
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_02]: He's supposed to be here with the cookie stole from his dad.
1:23:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's Nate?
1:23:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And Blair's like, we broke up.
1:23:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to talk about it.
1:23:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to escape.
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_02]: And we got that first scene.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Me gotten the beginning of this show.
1:24:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
1:24:08
[SPEAKER_02]: How much I would just would have loved it if she's like at their all options and then you know, I just would have loved to see that like my glasses hand anyway, um, you would have been friends Hannah and Blair.
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:24:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately, I think.
1:24:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, honestly, they have more in common than they would carry it, but I think it is yes, because no, and Hannah, I mean, Mona is just a player.
1:24:32
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a player.
1:24:33
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
1:24:33
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't.
1:24:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Mona is a player who grew up in the suburbs without the money and without the like, but not without no money, let's be clear.
1:24:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, exactly.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be talking about it.
1:24:46
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it came from somewhere.
1:24:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember one more.
1:24:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, also, how does she fund the whole A and right?
1:24:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, of course.
1:24:51
[SPEAKER_02]: So, this is so funny.
1:24:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Plair and Chuck are sitting there watching them for less show and Chuck's asking again about Nate and she cuts them off.
1:25:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And she goes, you know, I got moves.
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_00]: And Caroline, what is that?
1:25:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I got energy.
1:25:07
[SPEAKER_00]: What does that give you the energy of?
1:25:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what.
1:25:10
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I can actually do the way if what I can actually do the way if it's exactly the same energy No, you are killing it.
1:25:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what keeps me.
1:25:21
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what that is little so funny I'm like it's so it's something I expect Blair Waldorf to say, but I guess that's the point who is she?
1:25:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know one of the the heartbreaking lines is truckers like how do you feel and she's like relief
1:25:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel relief.
1:25:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
1:25:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And he goes, well, get up there.
1:25:37
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you're 10 times hotter than any of those girls.
1:25:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Again, I'm like, he's saying the things to Blair that no one's ever said to her and that also he means.
1:25:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's the difference between him talking to everybody else.
1:25:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, he means it when he says it to her.
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_02]: And she ends up kind of taking it as a dare.
1:25:51
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, you don't think I'll go.
1:25:52
[SPEAKER_02]: And she goes, watch my drink.
1:25:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, ah, not the guy I'm asking to watch my drink, but okay.
1:25:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And she gets up there and starts dancing.
1:25:59
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is actually major shocking for
1:26:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Dark Betty.
1:26:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's a hundred percent.
1:26:08
[SPEAKER_02]: It's giving dark body.
1:26:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and we have one of the patrons comes out of Chuck and goes, who's that girl?
1:26:14
[SPEAKER_02]: And Chuck has, I have no idea.
1:26:16
[SPEAKER_02]: And they go, you go baby, babe.
1:26:19
[SPEAKER_02]: And then Blair got a tramp stamp of baby vamp.
1:26:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And then there's some cloud nine and Blair is like loving like feeling seen and admired like that.
1:26:29
[SPEAKER_02]: I just feel like she doesn't
1:26:30
[SPEAKER_02]: get to feel like this very often, and I just, I don't know.
1:26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we're seeing good girls gone badly.
1:26:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And me survive.
1:26:39
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving good girls go bad.
1:26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll Blair ball to work.
1:26:43
[SPEAKER_00]: So we go to the gallery and change the rest.
1:26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're the guy that guy.
1:26:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Abby's stupid truck comes to the gallery and has wine.
1:26:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, Lily, if I wanted to,
1:27:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I am not coming with a bottle of wine.
1:27:04
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not, and I'm also just like the booty call at a cat of all.
1:27:09
[SPEAKER_02]: I just found out.
1:27:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm being cheated on, so I'm just showing up here.
1:27:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're just walking immediately.
1:27:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Immediately.
1:27:15
[SPEAKER_00]: He has a moment of wanting to hold his ground.
1:27:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, you know what I mean, you stay.
1:27:20
[SPEAKER_00]: He's putting this some kind of age word.
1:27:22
[SPEAKER_00]: On the end, I'm kind of eight word.
1:27:24
[SPEAKER_00]: He is putting this projection art installation that projects up onto the ceiling and Lily says still finding ways to get roles on their backs, I see.
1:27:35
[SPEAKER_00]: No, if it's like, can you shut the fuck up, though?
1:27:37
[SPEAKER_00]: It is here because best dumped you again or what?
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Another thing is like, Lily, if you want to sleep with him tonight, which the bottle of wine is indicating you do.
1:27:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Why do you immediately?
1:27:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Because that's how she's doing.
1:27:48
[SPEAKER_02]: She's flirting.
1:27:49
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, you know what, I'm trying to figure out my shit.
1:27:52
[SPEAKER_02]: You're showing up your randomly and often, isn't making that any easier.
1:27:55
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you want to stay, like, I feel about I've been rude.
1:27:58
[SPEAKER_02]: You can stay and see the installation.
1:28:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And she goes, I don't want to be in your way, and he says, since when Van der Woodson, and it is like, again, we're back in the game.
1:28:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're back.
1:28:08
[SPEAKER_02]: But I do have to say when we do see this art installation, what's the difference between this and a night sky projector I can get for a baby nursery on Amazon?
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they probably made it with their hands.
1:28:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so we go to the Humphrey loft and Elliot Smith is playing.
1:28:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Dan.
1:28:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I know this is what we've been done.
1:28:26
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's recommendation.
1:28:27
[SPEAKER_00]: This isn't exactly the sex play last most grown-up on a here.
1:28:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's not Hannah Maran for God's sake.
1:28:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she just, one of my favorite things about Hannah.
1:28:37
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
1:28:38
[SPEAKER_02]: So the record starts skipping and he like throws something and he's right away, not on how, not on how you should fix that.
1:28:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he's in the mall.
1:28:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Like he can't, he's like, nothing's at ruin this moment.
1:28:49
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're just having this really romantic moment like looking at each other's eyes and he's like, I'm so happy to be here with you.
1:28:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And we just see this moment where it's like, she tells him she gets scared because no one's ever looked at them.
1:29:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Her like that before and like she also is like, I wish I was still a virgin.
1:29:06
[SPEAKER_02]: And she says, no one's ever looked at me like you just did.
1:29:08
[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, I don't think they looked at me at all.
1:29:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think I'm crazy?
1:29:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And the end up deciding not to have sex and just cut all.
1:29:14
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, are you mad?
1:29:15
[SPEAKER_02]: And again, it's just like showing that like,
1:29:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Like any guy that would be mad at you for that, by the way, is not the wrong not deserving of it and it's like, she's so used to just probably acquiesce and or whatever, like she's not being seen anyway, she's trying so desperately to be seen that she's, you know, pulling out all the stops having all the sex and then it's like, she realizes that she doesn't have to do that for somebody to really see her and so it's like,
1:29:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, I don't know, it's a sweet moment.
1:29:43
[SPEAKER_00]: So we go back to the Archbord Manor and Nate's like, hey mom, where are you going?
1:29:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, mom, I'm on the jail.
1:29:52
[SPEAKER_02]: She keeps on there.
1:29:53
[SPEAKER_02]: He literally is like, hey mom, you don't watch a movie or something.
1:29:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm making a popcorn.
1:29:58
[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of stuff for Benina's split.
1:29:59
[SPEAKER_02]: That's stuff for Benina's splits.
1:30:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you still love them when I was a kid.
1:30:03
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, Nate, get in the fucking car.
1:30:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're done.
1:30:06
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got a $1 million bail, all right?
1:30:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And Nate's like a million dollars.
1:30:14
[SPEAKER_00]: He just punches his stupid kid in the face and had a little bit of drugs on him I'm like what's the big freaking deal?
1:30:20
[SPEAKER_02]: And she said what turns out?
1:30:21
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got him bezel-man and fraud and they've been building their case for a while God if I'm Nate, I do feel like shit And he's like, oh, and I had the option to not make this anything but I also believe that like there's a reason the cops are right there They might have been following him like if they've been building their case for a while
1:30:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I do like the quantum of Caroline being mean to tell you about a script a TV show.
1:30:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean there's a reason it's called it fate.
1:30:44
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a reason the cops were right there to see now.
1:30:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And it has nothing to do with blocking her stage directions ascript.
1:30:50
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't.
1:30:51
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no other act here.
1:30:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I imagine Caroline is like working a set, but has no idea what's actually happening or over the house set functions.
1:30:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And she watches it happen and sees the cop lights come on and she's like,
1:31:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, what are I all of that?
1:31:04
[SPEAKER_00]: What are the odd days in the week?
1:31:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Guys is filming.
1:31:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, we're filming.
1:31:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, we're filming.
1:31:09
[SPEAKER_00]: My god.
1:31:09
[SPEAKER_00]: We're filming.
1:31:10
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all fake.
1:31:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's fake blood.
1:31:13
[SPEAKER_00]: See?
1:31:13
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like your fingers catch up.
1:31:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:31:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so we go to the gallery.
1:31:34
[SPEAKER_00]: We have a little montage at the end of the episode.
1:31:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Rufus and Lily are just laugh laugh laughing on her back.
1:31:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, oh great, oh great little Jay.
1:31:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was going to be knocking on the arch of all door.
1:31:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I swear to God, if Nate opens, I thought it was going to be Vanessa's door.
1:31:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was like, I just need to call its voice.
1:31:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I just need to be anywhere about home.
1:31:55
[SPEAKER_02]: I need to take my mother's daughter and her mother's arms.
1:31:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you my mommy?
1:31:59
[SPEAKER_02]: She goes to Alice in her free house and says, Mom, it's time to come home and she says it and true Cindy Lehu fashion.
1:32:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she does.
1:32:07
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, hey girl, you guys got a talk.
1:32:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, anyway, which is this one, she doesn't leave this soon.
1:32:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, no, this isn't her going.
1:32:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:32:17
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
1:32:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
1:32:18
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we have to.
1:32:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no.
1:32:20
[SPEAKER_02]: There is truly so much.
1:32:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so Chuck and Blair are in the limo on the way home.
1:32:24
[SPEAKER_02]: She's had literally the best Santa for life.
1:32:26
[SPEAKER_00]: We have one point on the way on the way home.
1:32:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
1:32:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I was so bored.
1:32:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so we're right home.
1:32:34
[SPEAKER_02]: So Chuck and Blair.
1:32:35
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just so eager to get to this moment.
1:32:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Our big, our big moment for Chuck and for CNB, Chuck and Blair, see you later, but do amazing up there.
1:32:48
[SPEAKER_02]: And she scoots over and they start making out, I don't love how they kiss one time and it goes, are you sure?
1:32:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't know, Chuck, like, I mean, you're just kidding.
1:32:57
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, jumps the fucking gun.
1:32:59
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, of course, I'm sure I'm freaking dying to lose it.
1:33:02
[SPEAKER_02]: And they start blowing in the boxy and, and Dan, who said, Manhattan deans aren't available.
1:33:08
[SPEAKER_00]: This is one of the stills that they used in the billboards.
1:33:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, for sure it is.
1:33:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And the music picks up.
1:33:14
[SPEAKER_02]: It is such a good scene.
1:33:16
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like they're like the music is slow.
1:33:18
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same way.
1:33:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as the Berlin show and as the like it's the same way as the The Shepherd wedding is a little bit out.
1:33:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the vintage.
1:33:28
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's totally different than the shepherd wedding.
1:33:31
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I just mean the way that they're stitching the scenes together.
1:33:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I guess, I guess.
1:33:35
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess I'll get it.
1:33:36
[SPEAKER_00]: It gets a bunch of short- So I thought of them like making out in different positions.
1:33:40
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been like on this drop down her arm and it's the vintage effects.
1:33:43
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very iconic, okay?
1:33:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very iconic.
1:33:45
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, you guys.
1:33:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Season one, episode eight.
1:33:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, 17 candles.
1:33:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Blair puts her heart break over Nate on hold and tries to suppress her feelings from her friends at her 17th birthday party Dan takes finesse at the party Wait, did I read that wrong Dan come again.
1:34:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:34:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Dan takes the Nessa to this is all that's right V
1:34:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this how to read it or not?
1:34:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Hoping, oh the sentence is great.
1:34:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Hoping for what?
1:34:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Hoping that she will bond with Serena.
1:34:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Men are playing.
1:34:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Backfires when it actually makes Serena even more uncomfortable.
1:34:29
[SPEAKER_00]: elsewhere.
1:34:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Good guy Nate's parents ask him to make a massive sacrifice.
1:34:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Cowboys are not good.
1:34:40
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to make Nate do reconstructive physical surgery to look like the captain so that he can be the one in here.
1:34:46
[SPEAKER_00]: He can go to jail instead.
1:34:48
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, I'm sorry he's not strong at all.
1:34:49
[SPEAKER_02]: They're putting this finger tips on everything.
1:34:52
[SPEAKER_02]: He wants to be doing cogs.
1:34:53
[SPEAKER_02]: He can't be in jail unfortunately.
1:34:54
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not allowed there, so
1:34:55
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're not.
1:34:56
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's perfect.
1:34:57
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's actually worked out for the fascinating.
1:34:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks so much, babe.
1:35:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And you go anyway, guys, that's next week.
1:35:03
[SPEAKER_02]: And next week, we'll also have a Tuesday video or Tuesday episode for you.
1:35:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so let us know what do you want to talk about?
1:35:10
[SPEAKER_02]: But we will be talking about reality TV.
1:35:13
[SPEAKER_02]: So we've got the Salt Lake City reunion.
1:35:14
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll have Southern Trim.
1:35:16
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll have traders.
1:35:17
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're watching traders, you've got some time to get caught up because we'll talk about that on Tuesday.
1:35:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Cool.
1:35:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Nicole, can you zoom?
1:35:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Chelle the fuck out.
1:35:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I almost said I want you gone, but that's not true.
1:35:28
[SPEAKER_00]: The one thing I've ever agreed with with Danielle from Trader's of last season is I want you to taste the prize.
1:35:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you to be so close to it that you can taste it, and I went raw and then Lisa or Candace to say, fuck you.
1:35:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little worried about what I would love.
1:35:47
[SPEAKER_00]: What I would love is for one of the traders to be like, and by the way,
1:35:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I know what you did.
1:35:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been exactly- I was whole- Well, that's on my time.
1:35:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, they're so close to saying it about my core app of work.
1:36:00
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, when are they going to say it about Colton?
1:36:02
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
1:36:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there was a moment where I said, sit or run, do you dodge your bullet?
1:36:05
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, yeah, and explain what that means.
1:36:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Explain what you're really mean by that, because it's not just like your gay, my guy.
1:36:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he dodged your bullet because you're a fucking crazy stalker.
1:36:12
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