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How To Dance Like A Pop Star w/ Alec Cohen | TBCC Ep. 37 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_03: Coming up on the big city couch.
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SPEAKER_03: I do want to show you my foot later.
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SPEAKER_03: Can you show it now?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it looks good.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean I Oh, it looks crazy good.
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SPEAKER_03: Should have been a dancer or a gymnast.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, you can still be a dancer.
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SPEAKER_04: Not if I die young.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like Did you see Britney Swirs' kids walking in a show recently?
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SPEAKER_03: I did see a photo.
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SPEAKER_03: It was bizarre enough.
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SPEAKER_03: It's crazy enough that like you can body shame.
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SPEAKER_03: It's so crazy that you can body shame.
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SPEAKER_03: Um, you said my body was so crazy you can body shame.
0:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, yes.
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SPEAKER_03: Quote it, honey.
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SPEAKER_03: Stick around.
0:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's a panty um panty crisis.
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SPEAKER_02: So hard to remember a panty.
0:45
SPEAKER_02: We haven't been doing our bulge and panty check.
0:47
SPEAKER_02: I know.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: I caught you.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: What about me?
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SPEAKER_03: Cleany, clear, and under control.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Hi everyone.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to the podcast.
0:54
SPEAKER_02: Welcome, welcome back.
0:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm Gina Spears.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: And I'm Mike Fales, and this is the Big County Couch.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: Summer sweltering edition.
1:02
SPEAKER_02: It is literally what, 100 degrees?
1:04
SPEAKER_02: 100 degrees, yeah.
1:04
SPEAKER_03: And I kind of look cool, comic lectic.
1:06
SPEAKER_03: You actually do.
1:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm just like I'm catching one or two little uh glisten.
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SPEAKER_03: Glistening beads.
1:11
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be rough.
1:12
SPEAKER_03: But you know what?
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SPEAKER_03: I used to sweat uncontrollably, like just getting into drag normally on like a 60-degree day.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: So this is a Christmas miracle.
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SPEAKER_03: How did you learn to not sweat?
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SPEAKER_03: Keep the water in.
1:23
SPEAKER_03: Keep the water in.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I decided if I took my time and got ready literally all day, I'd be okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Once I get too hot, I can never cool down.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: I think that's pretty standard.
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SPEAKER_03: But with me, it's like something else because it ain't normal.
1:36
SPEAKER_03: No, it's like I sweat like a crazy person.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: I actually like have been like flirting with the idea of like bumping up my Zoloft because of your like I'm charting new territory and the stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're on adult doses and it's inspiring me to maybe try to the Zoloft make you not hotter.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, I can't.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't bump.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, because you finally have gotten better at being less sweaty.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like I can't just fuck it up now.
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SPEAKER_03: But we'll go on a break soon and then I'll medicate.
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SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh I am wearing an online ceramics t-shirt that I borrowed from our friend Andrew, friend of the paw.
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SPEAKER_02: Friend of the Pop Andrew.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you very much.
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SPEAKER_02: I wanted something that was sort of tie-dye to kind of match your sunset vibe.
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SPEAKER_02: I know.
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SPEAKER_02: How'd you know he had this?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, he I know he has tie-dye.
2:17
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, I was running never ending computer.
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SPEAKER_02: Midnight Sun.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: Summer?
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SPEAKER_02: What is it called?
2:21
SPEAKER_02: Midnight Sun.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: Never ending the midnight sum.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Sum of it all.
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SPEAKER_02: And then I'm wearing a pair of Carhartt shorts that were, that used to be pants that I got tailored.
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SPEAKER_02: Chopped?
2:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, chopped.
2:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Really?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
2:33
SPEAKER_03: You look so cool in the long short.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't do it because I have like I'm all torso.
2:36
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I was like living for the long short for a while, up until I realized that long short is just more pant.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: More pant is not good when it's fucking 100 degrees outside.
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SPEAKER_02: So no, you've been sweating.
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SPEAKER_02: My sweat point is 90 degrees.
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SPEAKER_02: So as soon as the temperature reaches 90 degrees and above, I'm pouring.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he had titty sweat and back sweat.
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SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
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SPEAKER_02: Never in my life have I had a sweat patch in the middle of my chest.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I had underboob sweat.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, how does that be?
3:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, the zole isn't helping either.
3:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: The zole off.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: And the other one that I'm on, the the Remeron, the mertazepine.
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SPEAKER_02: That's really fun.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: That is so fun.
3:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm so curious in like a way.
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SPEAKER_03: Like I'm crazy.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, no, I know you are, and it's like been bothering me because Why?
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SPEAKER_02: Because I'm asking too many questions.
3:16
SPEAKER_02: No, because you're like, um I'm imagining you imagining me on an antidepressant, like sitting at home alone, like thinking about like my like serotonin.
3:25
SPEAKER_03: You know how hard I am trying to like be normal about to respect you.
3:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, sure.
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SPEAKER_03: Respect.
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SPEAKER_03: But like to be normal.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: I've been doing so good.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I've also been I've been waiting to talk to you about it because I also have to be very careful about what information I share with you because the Remeron makes you makes you gain weight.
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SPEAKER_02: And the reason why I haven't talked to you about it is because you know how like horny.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you'll pop your tuck instantaneously.
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SPEAKER_02: But it's like I the weird thing about it is I can't get full.
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SPEAKER_02: That's like what's so weird about the um the drug.
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SPEAKER_02: Like my appetite is like never ending.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I had a sandwich last night and I was like, I'm gonna have like giant rice.
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SPEAKER_02: And then I was like, I'm gonna have two ice cream sandwiches.
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SPEAKER_02: And then and then I was like, I'm gonna have whole cereal.
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SPEAKER_02: And it was like just I could have gone all night long.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:08
SPEAKER_02: Woo! I know, yeah.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: So that's so fun.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't wait to see this uh journey.
4:12
SPEAKER_03: We'll have to check in along the way.
4:14
SPEAKER_03: But I'm obviously curious about it because like I just want to try everything and do everything everyone else does.
4:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, but I could never go on that because I would balloon.
4:21
SPEAKER_02: Well, also I was getting um I've gotten like night sweats two nights, it's kind of like uh different times, not in a row, but it was I woke up like completely drenched.
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SPEAKER_02: So who knows what that would do to your point.
4:33
SPEAKER_03: What I say to you yesterday, I was like, based on how you're pushing in Snickers, I I need to stay away from Remron, my God.
4:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but have fun.
4:39
SPEAKER_03: Some of you, some of us, some people are skinny and need to gain weight.
4:42
SPEAKER_03: So both go off smoothie.
4:43
SPEAKER_02: We did an emergency run to Michael's to get more stones, and I also picked up a couple snacks while we were there.
4:48
SPEAKER_02: And I was dogging the uh the Snickers.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: But speaking of stones, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
4:53
SPEAKER_02: What is your problem?
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my problems, yeah.
4:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, okay.
4:56
SPEAKER_02: I got my new license and I hate my fucking picture.
5:00
SPEAKER_03: Interesting not to text me yet.
5:01
SPEAKER_03: Because I was barely on the way for the story.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm annoyed.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: I really was like, I was telling me the more I like don't think about it, the more I don't like talk to people about it, the less it's gonna affect me and I can move on.
5:10
SPEAKER_02: But listeners, viewers, I had to get my license renewed and I was like, okay, now I can finally do the fucking enhanced ID, whatever.
5:17
SPEAKER_02: I went, I got, I went on the website and I like checked off all the boxes to say that I needed like my birth certificate and like a blood sample and like whatever.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: And I and I triple checked and I was like, I have everything I need.
5:27
SPEAKER_02: And I went, I was there for two hours waiting to get my number called.
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SPEAKER_02: And then when I did, I showed them my paperwork and they were like, You can't get your real ID, this isn't enough.
5:35
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh, are you kidding me?
5:36
SPEAKER_02: Like, I I've been waiting here forever.
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SPEAKER_02: They're like, Well, you can still renew.
5:39
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, fine, I'll renew.
5:41
SPEAKER_02: And then they like started to hit take my picture.
5:44
SPEAKER_02: You know, there's like that thing you stand against, it's like a station.
5:47
SPEAKER_02: And the guy was like, I'm too tall.
5:49
SPEAKER_02: So he was like, Can you crouch?
5:50
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Okay, I crouched a little bit.
5:51
SPEAKER_02: He's like, You need to crouch more.
5:52
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like fully in a squat, like trying to be normal and like get my photo taken when I'm pissed off, like been waiting forever and didn't want to take my photo at all.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: So my photo reflects that.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: I'll I'll show it to you because I cannot be annoying.
6:05
SPEAKER_03: This is huge because you've had like a flow bucket kid haircut for a hundred years, and you're okay.
6:11
SPEAKER_03: It's not terrible.
6:14
SPEAKER_03: It's not great.
6:15
SPEAKER_03: It's not great.
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SPEAKER_03: Not great.
6:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm stuck with that.
6:17
SPEAKER_03: You seem angry.
6:18
SPEAKER_02: I was.
6:18
SPEAKER_02: That's what's like so annoying about it.
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SPEAKER_02: I was like, fuck.
6:20
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of giving like really reading on my face mugshot, like you killed a few people.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: I like thankfully, like had showered.
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SPEAKER_02: Attempted murder multiple times manslaughter, charged once.
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SPEAKER_02: Love.
6:32
SPEAKER_02: I had showered recently, so I was like semi-presentable, but I was like not ready for that photo.
6:36
SPEAKER_02: That was one, that's my problem.
6:37
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then my other problem, I was doing laundry in my building.
6:41
SPEAKER_02: We got laundry in the basement, and for whatever reason, it was like a very crowded day.
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SPEAKER_02: Like every machine was full, and there were two people in there, like waiting, like getting ready to like, you know, swap things out and make sure they didn't get their machines.
6:51
SPEAKER_02: How many machines?
6:52
SPEAKER_02: 10.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: That is so nice.
6:53
SPEAKER_02: So I was there, I did one round of laundry, went down to go put it in the dryer.
6:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm about to put something in, and then like from across the room, this woman goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
7:04
SPEAKER_02: And like comes up to me and I'm like, What?
7:06
SPEAKER_02: What would I what what's wrong?
7:07
SPEAKER_02: Is there like a rat in the dryer?
7:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, what's happening?
7:09
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Yes.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: She's like, You should use this one because there's still 30 minutes on it.
7:13
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I I like froze because I was like, that that was the energy that you were like approached someone with to be like, here's here's a little tip.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: She was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
7:23
SPEAKER_03: She gets in the dryer and I was like, and then tells you from inside, you should have offered to share a machine.
7:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
7:29
SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
7:30
SPEAKER_03: Now, do you Tide Pod?
7:31
SPEAKER_03: I am curious, really.
7:32
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
7:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, what do you do?
7:33
SPEAKER_03: I use um Deterg.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: Like Uncented Concentrated Detergent.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: I use like nine Tide Pods.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: Why?
7:39
SPEAKER_03: Because like you, my family's Italian, and like, you know, it's like whatever they say, add three.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's no, that is your spot.
7:46
SPEAKER_03: I Tide Pod and I do eat them.
7:47
SPEAKER_03: Back to the stones.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing on what is your problem, my dear?
7:51
SPEAKER_03: Who am I wearing?
7:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, this is Michael Costello for Revolve or something.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Michael Costello, I think, was on Project Runway a million years ago.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: Right.
8:00
SPEAKER_03: He's kind of Italian, like he does very like sexy looks.
8:03
SPEAKER_03: It's very much in the Geniverse.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: It's Geniverse for sure.
8:07
SPEAKER_03: But of course we had to drag it up.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: I got these butterflies from Etsy, which are really, really cute.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: They're like fabricate and gorge.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: And uh we glittered them, remember?
8:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: We glittered them and then you stone this whole thing.
8:18
SPEAKER_03: Yep, which is amazing because like we got some glass stones up in here.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: And it makes such a difference.
8:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm like Swarovski.
8:24
SPEAKER_03: I am wearing a YSLT strap shoe, which is my my favorite shoe of all time.
8:29
SPEAKER_03: Almost.
8:29
SPEAKER_03: Really?
8:30
SPEAKER_03: Well, not in this color.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: I've always wanted to own this is like Snosberry purple.
8:36
SPEAKER_03: It sucks.
8:37
SPEAKER_03: Never in a million years did I think my first YSLT strap would be Barney suede.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: But here we are.
8:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I love them because my cousin Gina T, where my name comes from, I don't know, back in the day used to like have these in like nude patent, black patent.
8:51
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
8:51
SPEAKER_03: That was the fantasy.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: But again, we're Barney heads around here.
8:55
SPEAKER_03: And what else am I wearing?
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SPEAKER_03: Here by Cherriel, dragged by Cherriel, Ariel Versace, and her husband.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: And what is my problem?
9:03
SPEAKER_03: I think my problem is that my anxiety is up because you're like, chill.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: One of us has to be spiraling out of control.
9:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: Being like, why the hell am I in a horrible mood?
9:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
9:12
SPEAKER_03: And why am I so anxious?
9:14
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I it's been almost four weeks.
9:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, is it being off SIGs or is it being on Zinn?
9:19
SPEAKER_03: Zin's making me cranky.
9:20
SPEAKER_03: It could.
9:21
SPEAKER_03: No, it's made Zin is the only saving grace I have.
9:24
SPEAKER_03: All right.
9:24
SPEAKER_03: I've been packing my cheats with those little pouches.
9:26
SPEAKER_03: Chip monkey.
9:27
SPEAKER_03: I and of course I'm gonna have to, I'm addicted immediately.
9:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to like deal with that soon.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, and my time my my problem is also I keep waking up.
9:35
SPEAKER_03: I usually get up at eight, crank it, and go back to bed.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: There's so it's crank it! Crank it.
9:41
SPEAKER_03: There's just it's just boys here tonight.
9:44
SPEAKER_03: So um, yeah, but I haven't been going back to bed.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: It's weird because I get up earlier than you, and then I know that you're like probably up and about, so I can send you one or two messages before you fall back asleep and don't respond to me for hours.
9:55
SPEAKER_03: All the people in my life know like when to catch me, and it's like 7:30 to 8:30, I'm up.
9:59
SPEAKER_03: The cranking hour.
10:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, everything's up.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:02
SPEAKER_03: But it's important for me to go back to bed and sleep till noon.
10:04
SPEAKER_03: It's important for you to.
10:05
SPEAKER_03: It is.
10:05
SPEAKER_03: I know that sounds crazy and bad, like I'm a lazy fuck, but I go to bed at four, so it's like I need those hours, honey.
10:11
SPEAKER_03: So that's my problem.
10:12
SPEAKER_03: And also, I'm becoming a barrel.
10:13
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm I zip tied my ribs the other day.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: Right.
10:16
SPEAKER_02: You still you you came in and told me that, and I was like, for what reason?
10:19
SPEAKER_02: To like corset train.
10:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you like you'd have to do that for months at a time for there to be any kind of uh um positive change.
10:27
SPEAKER_03: Hey, it's a game of millimeters, and I think it did something, if not if not, cut the gas out.
10:33
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
10:34
SPEAKER_03: Great, good too.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: So I use roofing zip ties.
10:35
SPEAKER_03: Is that like a kink, like zip tie play?
10:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure I'm sure.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's gets a that gets a little like scary and like kidnappy.
10:41
SPEAKER_02: So I'm I'm sure somebody is like you know, fapping it to that.
10:44
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like my belly's fine as I'm getting older, but it's the ribs.
10:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm just a barrel, a barrel of root beer.
10:49
SPEAKER_03: A blubba load of rib.
10:50
SPEAKER_03: Blub a load of ribs.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: Blub a load of ribs.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: Is that Mariah Carey?
10:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, MM making fun of Maria.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: One of my favorite lyrics of all time.
10:58
SPEAKER_02: Um, do you have a week in gay?
11:00
SPEAKER_02: Anything on your gay dar that's pinging for you?
11:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
11:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I went to a lesbian wedding in drag.
11:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: Which was talking about this in all crazy, I know.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: Sorry we're going long, but we're warming up here.
11:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: We need to go long, unfortunately.
11:16
SPEAKER_03: Because one, like I'm recovering from a clown look last episode, and I had an embarrassing face baked in, and I was acting crazy.
11:22
SPEAKER_03: There was a, you know, Angelica Pasquini was here.
11:25
SPEAKER_03: Biological woman, love it.
11:27
SPEAKER_03: But I get a little shy when they're I'm when I'm like around girls or something.
11:30
SPEAKER_03: Like so funny.
11:30
SPEAKER_03: I sort of straighten out a little.
11:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you got to be able to do it.
11:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, also, I I for whatever reason was extra pervy, so you were embarrassed on my behalf.
11:39
SPEAKER_03: I was embarrassed on your behalf.
11:41
SPEAKER_03: I gaslit you to death.
11:42
SPEAKER_03: You did, yeah.
11:43
SPEAKER_03: Because like we love to talk about pubes, it's like our thing.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: But like because we had like a lady here, I would I felt like impolite.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you left me hanging keeping a bush.
11:51
SPEAKER_03: But anyways, is your has your bush become summarized?
11:53
SPEAKER_03: No, it's still uh um over over.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: No, the summarized, it's like damp and like oh yeah, no, it's like a it's the it's the swamp, it's the Everglades down there for sure, yeah.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: Uh but how was the wedding?
12:02
SPEAKER_03: It was a learning experience.
12:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
12:03
SPEAKER_03: So like my friend Amy um asked me if I would go and drag.
12:08
SPEAKER_03: It was cla a classic case of like she didn't pitch what she wanted, and I didn't pitch what I could do or like provide.
12:17
SPEAKER_03: So we sort of, I don't know, started too late and panicked and did nothing.
12:20
SPEAKER_03: So I just attended the wedding in drag, uh-huh, which is like obviously my cross-dressing fantasy.
12:24
SPEAKER_03: Right.
12:25
SPEAKER_03: But I had huge intentions of being on time, and I would have said, like, let me at least walk down the aisle and then clack a fan.
12:31
SPEAKER_03: So it's at least something.
12:32
SPEAKER_03: Of course, I was 20 minutes late because I didn't have you to like put on a panty and zip tire ribs, yeah.
12:37
SPEAKER_03: So 20 minutes late, I the wedding's going on.
12:40
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
12:41
SPEAKER_03: I go around the wrong side of the house.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: This is a backyard wedding.
12:44
SPEAKER_03: It's like crazy to do daytime drag at a backyard wedding, but that's what I deserve.
12:49
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, so it's like, who's that giant lady like in the ceremony?
12:52
SPEAKER_03: Distance.
12:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, coming around.
12:53
SPEAKER_03: So then I was like, oh God.
12:54
SPEAKER_03: So I go around the house to the back, and I just because I was late and it was already happening, I was sort of polite.
13:00
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, this is out of control.
13:02
SPEAKER_03: Not only am I like not part of anything, it's like I'm just quietly being a lady in the background, like polite.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: It was crazy.
13:10
SPEAKER_03: Huge woman, it was crazy, but it's like again, what I deserve.
13:14
SPEAKER_03: And actually, like was heaven because like all I want to do is like not perform and do anything and just be, you know, beautiful for five minutes.
13:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: So that happened.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: It was fun and cute.
13:23
SPEAKER_03: I I I learned a lot.
13:25
SPEAKER_03: Mama can pump it in six-inch heels in the grass.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: Really?
13:28
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't in a spike heel, so I was impressing everyone.
13:32
unknown: Congrats.
13:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, pretty usual.
13:34
SPEAKER_03: But but I can.
13:35
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I can push it in a heel.
13:36
SPEAKER_03: So I didn't see it.
13:37
SPEAKER_03: That was your that was my wedding gift.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: Being able to like be in heels.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: And it is a gift.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I didn't see um what shoes you were wearing, but I did see you holding a baby with like nails as long as that.
13:49
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: And it was a shocking photo because your biceps were enormous.
13:55
SPEAKER_03: I have never looked huger in my life.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: And here's the reason because I had a fucking, I'm a nail girl.
14:00
SPEAKER_03: I had huge nails on.
14:01
SPEAKER_03: My cousin Alicia threw her baby at me, which I love.
14:04
SPEAKER_03: I like, you know, I love that she's like, please hold the baby.
14:07
SPEAKER_03: You know, I yeah.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: Um but because I couldn't use my uh nails to like grip it, it her.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: My goddaughter.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: You had to lift from your arms.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: I was lifting from my arms and it's out of control.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: You might have to pop in a photo.
14:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all my chasers liked every pick, but that one.
14:25
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
14:26
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
14:26
SPEAKER_02: She's got guns.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: I think this is gonna be a big hit with the uh crown.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm back and I'm fishy.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: Thank God.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: No one yeah, no one wanted the clown bowler, apparently.
14:35
SPEAKER_03: No one likes clown.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was a uh if anybody is listening, yeah.
14:41
SPEAKER_02: Go go give that episode some love because it did not uh do as well as we normally do.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: So apologies for the for this for the clown of it all.
14:47
SPEAKER_03: People get scared.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, it was a little scary.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: But I was painted.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: You looked great.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: And and the the headpiece is gorgeous.
14:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it's hovering over allegory.
14:55
SPEAKER_03: But no one wants that from me.
14:56
SPEAKER_03: No one wants that.
14:57
SPEAKER_03: They want me to be a lady at a wedding in the back in heels.
15:00
SPEAKER_03: Late.
15:00
SPEAKER_03: Holding a baby and flexing.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: I had 20 more things to say, and I don't remember, but maybe they'll come along the way.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure they will.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: Should we take a break?
15:06
SPEAKER_03: Take a little break.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: We will take a little break and we'll come back with our fabulous guest who's been suffering long enough.
15:11
SPEAKER_04: Bye!
15:17
SPEAKER_03: You guys ever sleep here?
15:19
SPEAKER_03: I have, I think.
15:19
SPEAKER_03: I I think I have.
15:21
SPEAKER_03: You have.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: You used the cushion as a blanket.
15:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I did.
15:24
SPEAKER_03: Were you wasted?
15:25
SPEAKER_03: Can't remember, so kind of sounds like I was.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, the cushion as a blanket is bleak.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: Like you feel crazy when you have a stick.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: Cushion as a blow you feel crazy when you have a stiff blanket.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: You know?
15:37
SPEAKER_03: Was it how did was it comfortable?
15:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: Like warming?
15:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, it was better than nothing.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: I can't.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: I was desperate.
15:44
SPEAKER_03: Do you live by here?
15:45
SPEAKER_03: I don't, and that's why I slept here.
15:47
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like annoying.
15:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: So sometimes like the back and forth I mean.
15:51
SPEAKER_01: This is like a beautiful apartment.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it soon will be.
15:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're listing it on Airbnb tonight.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: I kind of believed you.
16:00
SPEAKER_02: You should.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the pod.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the pod.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: Please welcome our fabulous guest, Alec Cohen, aka at Gay Choreographer.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: Woo!
16:09
SPEAKER_01: Welcome to the Big Country Cow.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
16:12
SPEAKER_01: It's an honor to be here.
16:13
SPEAKER_01: It's our honor.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: It's our honor.
16:15
SPEAKER_01: And it's so fun.
16:16
SPEAKER_03: We've never met in person, which is crazy.
16:18
SPEAKER_01: I know.
16:18
SPEAKER_01: And it's always a treat when it's like kind of like we're going in blind.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, there's so many things to learn about one another.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: And there's so many things that can go wrong.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Chandelier.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
16:29
SPEAKER_02: Alec, you were our our friend Sarab, who's our our mutual, our oomph.
16:34
SPEAKER_02: He he has been like hounding us for a very long time, being like, you need to get Alec on the pod.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: Sweet Sarab.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: We were gonna have you guys be a duo back.
16:42
SPEAKER_03: Did you say that's sweet or that's weird?
16:44
SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: Sorab.
16:46
SPEAKER_01: That's sweet.
16:47
SPEAKER_01: Like I said, be cool.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's nice that people support people in the city.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: How do you know Roberta?
16:53
SPEAKER_01: Sarab.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: Brooklyn.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: Brooklyn and gay.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: And gay.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: And I think we met.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: I was dancing in an Alaska show at$3 Bill.
17:02
SPEAKER_01: Which one?
17:02
SPEAKER_01: Because sometimes seven years ago.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: Not the circus one, right?
17:05
SPEAKER_03: For Brittany.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: No, but I've done a lot.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: I've done a lot with her.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: D V chonics?
17:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:10
SPEAKER_01: But I just saw her two days ago doing something with her for Fire Island.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, amazing.
17:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll get into all of that.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Because you've danced with like everybody and done stuff with everybody.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: So it's like, how many names do you want to drop?
17:21
SPEAKER_02: They need to be like pepper.
17:22
SPEAKER_01: I actually can't believe I just name dropped already.
17:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're coming guns blazing.
17:26
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: But that's how I met Sarab.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: Because Sarab was photographing and I was dancing.
17:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh, interesting.
17:32
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, I like your personality.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Sarab is Sarab Sweetheart.
17:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:37
SPEAKER_01: Sarab is so much.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: He kind of knows everybody.
17:39
SPEAKER_01: He's really a man about town.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: I always get nervous to gender.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: But I'm like, Sarab's a man.
17:44
SPEAKER_03: I know.
17:45
SPEAKER_03: I said biological female earlier, and I was like, is that offensive?
17:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know anymore.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: I clocked that.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: I know.
17:49
SPEAKER_03: I know I could see.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: You saw it?
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Really?
17:52
SPEAKER_01: I kind of was like going through my Rolodex of like, I see.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get killed.
17:55
SPEAKER_03: Piercing blue eyes.
17:57
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yeah, I was like, sorry.
17:59
SPEAKER_01: No, you said the right thing.
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Did I?
18:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:01
SPEAKER_01: No.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
18:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: I never do it.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: Like in drag, they don't like that, right?
18:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, they don't like bioqueen anymore.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: Which I also don't like.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't like bio queens in general.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, get them out.
18:13
SPEAKER_04: Get them out.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: I'm over it.
18:15
SPEAKER_04: No, I love them.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: I love them.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: They're gonna come for me.
18:17
SPEAKER_01: I love everything.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:19
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:19
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: I think that I really I seem like I don't think that.
18:23
SPEAKER_01: I really do think that.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: I don't cut this.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: Cut this, cut this, cut this.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: Cut this.
18:28
SPEAKER_03: So, Alec, you are here by way of LA.
18:31
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
18:32
SPEAKER_03: Your window has keeps getting longer and longer.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
18:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm kind of one-way ticket vibes.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: I know.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: Are you over L?
18:39
SPEAKER_01: Who isn't?
18:40
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
18:40
SPEAKER_01: New York is on top right now.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: I know.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm so happy to hear that.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: There was a time where it wasn't.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: No, like since 2020.
18:49
SPEAKER_01: That's been really flat.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: Weird.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: Post-COVID, like New York.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: I would say just starting to get its vibes back.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_01: I would say there was a good summer, 21, maybe 22.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: Or maybe I just had a boyfriend in 2022.
19:01
SPEAKER_03: No, it was kind of cute when it was like first summer in the pandemic because it was a that was fun as hell.
19:06
SPEAKER_03: Outside.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: Right.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: People were like living.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: We were okay.
19:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, we saw humanity.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: But then it kind of felt like everyone was migrating over to LA.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: And I was like looking at Instagram and it was like making me feel really unsettled.
19:17
SPEAKER_01: We've lost the baker's dozen to like the LA move.
19:19
SPEAKER_01: But that's really what the fuck do I do?
19:20
SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, doesn't it pain you?
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: Whenever I see that somebody has moved, I have a physical reaction.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't even, if I don't even really know them, I see that they move, I'm like, well, what does that say about me?
19:30
SPEAKER_01: It really affects me.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: With that said, I do need to go to LA.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: You want to like live there.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: You're always like, let's try LA.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: You're like, what like you can do it?
19:37
SPEAKER_03: Let's toss some headshots out.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know what?
19:39
SPEAKER_01: There is some good things that you can make money there.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: And you can't make it here.
19:44
SPEAKER_01: In in like drag, I feel like you can make money.
19:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've heard that in general, our production, like there's just more.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: That was the first thing Patty Harrison said when like she had moved.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: She was like, There's just more work.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's how I think crazy.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: It's like you think New York would be like New York is like cool, poor LA's wealthy losery.
20:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, my dream when I moved there was because I really want to fly first class one day.
20:06
SPEAKER_01: Never mind private.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: Gina Eyre, I need a plane.
20:10
SPEAKER_01: Did you see that TikTok of Kai?
20:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't really know them Kylie.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
20:15
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm pretending.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Like, but I it was Kylie.
20:18
SPEAKER_01: It was Kylie.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: She was like, Kaylee.
20:20
SPEAKER_01: Get ready with me to go on a date for 24 hours to New York with Tim Timote.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, she's like, You kind of look like Timite.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: That's like one of the the white guys I get.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, but she's like, there's turbulence.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: And she's like doing her wing dye liner.
20:39
SPEAKER_01: She's like, and the comments are all like, Yeah, when I take my private jet, it's so frustrating when there's turbulence when I'm doing my winged diner letter for my one-day name.
20:48
SPEAKER_03: I do need a plane though.
20:50
SPEAKER_03: Gina Ayer.
20:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's it.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: That would be good.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: It's like the plane is branded with like your face on the outside, and you're the stewardess, but you're also the pilot.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_02: And you're also just sitting in first class.
21:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I'm also like below with the retrievers.
21:04
SPEAKER_03: The crate of dogs.
21:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm in a kennel.
21:05
SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
21:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think this is really gonna work.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: I've always wanted to go in a kennel.
21:08
SPEAKER_01: Like, what really is that?
21:10
SPEAKER_01: Is that the crate or is that like the wait, what is that?
21:13
SPEAKER_01: The kennel?
21:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: It's like the crate, but also like sending your dog to the kennel, like non-bigging.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: It's like it, it's also like a business.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: It's both like a crate and a business somehow.
21:23
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys have dogs?
21:24
SPEAKER_02: No.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: Do you?
21:26
SPEAKER_01: Now ask me.
21:27
SPEAKER_01: I had a foster dog for three months who like or sorry.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: Three months is cra is not a shot.
21:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm shopped don't adopt, but go on.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: You're shopped, not adopt.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Why?
21:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: I just felt like saying that.
21:37
unknown: Okay.
21:38
SPEAKER_01: Um this dog was like the worst behaved animal in the world.
21:42
SPEAKER_01: So cute, named Rogue, which I love.
21:45
SPEAKER_01: Cute.
21:45
SPEAKER_01: And would only shit inside like four times a day every time I open my dog.
21:53
SPEAKER_02: How what size dog?
21:54
SPEAKER_02: What size shit?
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: I mean, the shit human, the dog.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Human.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: A human-sized watch.
22:02
SPEAKER_01: Gina?
22:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: I just say that because I was thinking about crates and they were kind of like, you gotta trate train them.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: I was like, there's no hope for this animal.
22:11
SPEAKER_01: I need to start from scratch.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: And I want champion bloodlines.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: You know.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: Shop, don't adopt.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I really support the adoption of it all.
22:19
SPEAKER_03: But like, come on, if it's my first dog of all time, I'm like, come on, can I be a little like horrible?
22:23
SPEAKER_03: You can be a little horrible.
22:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:25
SPEAKER_03: Once.
22:26
SPEAKER_01: Surrogate.
22:26
SPEAKER_01: You're carrying the dog.
22:29
SPEAKER_01: I know.
22:29
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like I was a foster parent for three weeks and I'm here being like showing you pictures of my dog.
22:34
SPEAKER_01: Like no one gives a shit.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: No, no one gives a shit about dogs.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: No one dog gives dogs.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: I just saw the jersey come out.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why it's you, you're bringing it out of here.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: I am.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Everyone blames me for making them dumber.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: Dumb at all.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: And I take offense to that.
22:47
SPEAKER_01: You should.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: That was a because some of the most brilliant women in the world are from New Jersey.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: Hello.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, you are.
22:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm from Rhode Island, so it's like Rory.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: Do you watch Housewise?
22:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Everyone.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: And Rory.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: Rory, I mean, can we just like what a wonderful thing?
23:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, can we tap a nail for that?
23:06
SPEAKER_03: We can pour one out for Liz.
23:08
SPEAKER_03: Girl.
23:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
23:09
SPEAKER_03: Sad she left.
23:10
SPEAKER_03: Like, I was really looking forward to like a repeat cast just for season two, at least.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, really sad she left.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
23:16
SPEAKER_01: She's kind of like one of the first housewives that we've seen who's about to get in legal trouble actually like veer from being televised when doing it.
23:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I respect her for that.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: She's like, I'm going down.
23:30
SPEAKER_03: I guess it doesn't have to be on uh international TV.
23:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's like, it's gonna happen one way or another.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: It might as well not.
23:37
SPEAKER_03: Such a bummer.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: It's like love her.
23:40
SPEAKER_02: All too good to be true.
23:41
SPEAKER_02: Dino and that coke scanner.
23:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, the the sudden selling of the boat, just like just gone.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Like, ah, you know, yeah, it was his passion, but now it's he's just gone.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: Now he sold it.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: They sold it, they sunk it.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: I was watching the full full first season.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: I was like, all this needs is like a crazy legal scandal for it to be a perfect television.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: I know it could probably still happen.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think that's why they're they're probably devastated that she's like being smart enough to like bow out.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: I I mean I'm Andy Cohen commented like the door's always open.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: He's like trying to bait her to come back.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: She wants that back.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: Because Joe Allen.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: You were never my friend.
24:17
SPEAKER_01: Fears.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just incredible.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: I didn't really know that was Rhode Island, as I'm sure many are saying.
24:24
SPEAKER_01: A lot of people don't like know what Rhode Island is at all.
24:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, can I uh name drop again?
24:30
SPEAKER_01: Please, please do.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm a descendant of Roger Williams.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: Really?
24:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
24:34
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: I don't know anything about it, but that's what I do know.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: And my grandma lived there, and I have like some kind of thing.
24:39
SPEAKER_03: That's so cool.
24:40
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
24:40
SPEAKER_01: So I guess he got some royalty on this couch.
24:44
SPEAKER_01: I knew it.
24:45
SPEAKER_01: You know I knew it.
24:46
SPEAKER_01: Like Carol Radswell.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
24:48
SPEAKER_01: Wait, so Carol Radswell is a princess because she married Lee Radziwell's brother.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
24:55
SPEAKER_01: I read her memoir recently.
24:57
SPEAKER_01: I've been dying to read like her book.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: It's damn good.
24:59
SPEAKER_01: Really?
25:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:02
SPEAKER_01: She's like my favorite housewife, maybe of all time.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: I had like a lovely experience with her recently.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I'm knee-dropping.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: Please, please do.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm horny for it.
25:11
SPEAKER_03: And uh, but really quick though, last episode I was saying, like we were talking about celebrity encounters, and I was being a creep at one point because I was drunk, and I saw Lindsay Lohan and I made the choice to be like Linz, Linz, like pretend like I knew her forward and informal and sort of like acting like someone she knows.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: I forgot to tell you that at the SNL 50th, I saw Carol for the first time in my life, and I got a little starstruck, and I did the same thing.
25:34
SPEAKER_03: I said Carol in a way that was like she looked at me like as if I had something to say because I gave her the like we know each other, we go back, and then I fizzled.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Wait, so it didn't go anywhere?
25:45
SPEAKER_03: It didn't go anywhere because I had nothing to say.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Carol, it's me.
25:50
unknown: Hello.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I took up a bunch of mushrooms and went to SNL after party one time, and my brother was like so excited for me.
26:00
SPEAKER_01: He was like, because I don't know, he's straight, and he's like, um, and he was like, brothers love SNL.
26:05
SPEAKER_01: No, he's obsessed.
26:06
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
26:07
SPEAKER_01: What are you saying?
26:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no way Joe doesn't.
26:09
SPEAKER_01: He's like, I want you to say hi to Sarah Sherman.
26:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay, and I I I was like, okay, and I won't do it.
26:16
SPEAKER_01: And then I like took a bunch of mushrooms at the SNL after party, and I saw her and I was like, I'm gonna do it.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: And I went up to her, I was like, my brother said to say hi, and she was like, Okay.
26:30
SPEAKER_01: And then I like disappeared into different pixels into the earth and like was in deep shame for a couple days.
26:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you did amazing.
26:39
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm so cool.
26:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I know she's cool and I know she's wonderful.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: No, she hates you.
26:45
SPEAKER_01: I I kind of think she probably like I sometimes think, do you think she remembers that?
26:49
SPEAKER_01: It depends how creep you are.
26:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it could have been a 10.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: Hi, my brother likes you.
26:54
SPEAKER_01: She's like, everybody's brother likes me.
26:56
SPEAKER_01: She's like, but that's so fucking rude.
26:58
SPEAKER_01: My brother likes you.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: What about you?
27:01
SPEAKER_01: She's like, what could I ever like say to that?
27:04
SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, it's just like I did not think about what the possible response to that could be.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: It's like, okay, that's the only thing you can say to that.
27:12
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
27:12
SPEAKER_03: That's awesome.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: It's like you don't like her, it's just her brother.
27:16
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I like her.
27:16
SPEAKER_03: How do you feel?
27:17
SPEAKER_03: She's supposed to come on the bottle, by the way.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Um, how do you be lowered in?
27:22
SPEAKER_02: Um, how do you feel about Carol being in the Epcine Files?
27:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm choosing to ignore until I have all the facts.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
27:33
SPEAKER_02: We're waiting for more um, everyone in their mom is in the Epcine Files.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't think Carol is like problematic for that.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for that.
27:40
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think she's other things, probably, but like because she didn't follow me back on Instagram.
27:44
SPEAKER_02: Well, Liz follows us on Instagram.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: She does, yeah.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, we just spoke about it.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: Let's say some um positive things so we'll we'll we can edit it to make it seem as if we've been singing your praises the whole time.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: Liz, we love you.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: Fallen soldier.
27:58
SPEAKER_01: No, truly, I do love her, and we all make mistakes.
28:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we all make mistakes, and uh, she looks like Dolores, obviously, but Dolores stretched out.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Now I will say my husband pointed this out, and he felt like Liz wasn't a great fit because housewives don't need high energy, they need drunk energy.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like sometimes when someone's too stoned, it brings the wrong vibe to the function, you know?
28:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I and I've learned that the hard way.
28:24
SPEAKER_03: Yes, and there's I've stopped smoking and and taking streams and going up to people.
28:28
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah.
28:28
SPEAKER_03: So you think she's stoned all the time?
28:30
SPEAKER_02: I think she's stoned a lot of the time.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, that too, definitely.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: But I think she's mixing some some subs.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we were trying to we were trying to be like positive about Liz.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: I think she's on multiple drugs, yeah.
28:38
SPEAKER_04: She's a damn cocaine.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: She's a damn cocaine.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: Send us a brick.
28:42
SPEAKER_02: I think come on.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: One brick from Columbia.
28:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: I think she's a little, I think she's uh baked like out of her mind in a couple scenes.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Um and it definitely gives like the wrong kind of like I think she's cool.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: I like her hair.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: I wanted her for one more season.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: I did I wanted them all for one more season.
29:00
SPEAKER_02: I know.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: We got Rob.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: But that's why I hope they recap.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: I hope they bring in two new people to replace her.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Or crazy.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm literally trying to be on Housewives.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: You should.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: I should.
29:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be the first man on Housewives.
29:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, you have a meeting.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:14
SPEAKER_03: Producer because we went viral from making like talking shit about Joellen.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what were you?
29:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, because I saw this.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because your sister knows her.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: She went to middle school with me.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: Did she have anything to say about it?
29:24
SPEAKER_03: She actually DM'd me and said, I'm so sorry if I've ever like upset your sister or bullied her.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, whatever she said.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: I was I was dying.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what the hell?
29:35
SPEAKER_03: Like, oh like it's just fodder.
29:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but she's on like an apology tour though.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: So there probably are like eight people who made the same type of thing, and she's been doing like a stock response to everybody because she probably bullied eight sisters.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: But it made producers reach out, so maybe I'm gonna make producers reach out.
29:50
SPEAKER_03: What were they saying?
29:51
SPEAKER_03: They were like, let's talk about uh about Gina.
29:56
SPEAKER_03: That we don't know.
29:59
SPEAKER_03: They're gonna ask me to PA for free.
30:01
SPEAKER_03: Can you hold uh trash?
30:03
SPEAKER_03: Can you hold a bag of trash?
30:06
SPEAKER_03: No, soon though.
30:07
SPEAKER_03: So soon.
30:08
SPEAKER_03: That's like very achievable.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: So it's like we're still watching what happens.
30:11
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
30:12
SPEAKER_03: I know.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: Use your connects, mama.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: I don't have emails.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: Any watch what happens connects?
30:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't have any well, I met Carol one time.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Hey Carol.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, uh, Alec, we ask all of our guests um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
30:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've talked about it a little bit.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so let us let us have it.
30:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm wearing from head to toe.
30:34
SPEAKER_01: This is my summer shirt.
30:36
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
30:36
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: It is the color of your gorgeous eyes.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: For any listeners, pause, go to YouTube, start viewing, and take a look at these eyes.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: God damn.
30:46
SPEAKER_03: They're aqua-ish.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: And I don't even like blue eyes.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: I think they're kind of boring, but these are good.
30:50
SPEAKER_01: They're kind of scary.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: Wait, do you guys feel like the lights are like you're seeing kind of it's they're very bright.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I didn't know if that was because my light sensitivity is.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Because you have a light eye.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, I always used to blink in in photos in a way that for like when I was 12, getting like headshots, they would be like, we can't talk about it.
31:05
SPEAKER_01: 12 getting headshots.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: I know.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, dancer.
31:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, yeah, we gotta get into all the dances.
31:08
SPEAKER_01: I know.
31:08
SPEAKER_03: We have a lot to talk about.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: I know.
31:10
SPEAKER_03: But wait, this shirt is amazing.
31:11
SPEAKER_03: I was like, is that denim?
31:12
SPEAKER_03: Because it has like a denim print, and you were like, it's cavali.
31:14
SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm like a label whore name dropper.
31:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm obsessed.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: That's what we need it.
31:21
SPEAKER_03: You can be a huge kind.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:23
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
31:23
SPEAKER_03: Is it cavali?
31:24
SPEAKER_02: It's like the cheaper line?
31:28
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Is that the diffusion label?
31:31
SPEAKER_02: It says like take off all your clothes off.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just cavali.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: Just cavali.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: Is that cheap?
31:35
SPEAKER_03: No, it's like cheaper.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: I think it's just cheaper.
31:37
SPEAKER_03: You're not in collection, you know what I mean?
31:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
31:40
SPEAKER_01: You leave.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, the the cargo shorts, I'm sure, are our collection.
31:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Abercrombie.
31:46
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
31:47
SPEAKER_01: But at a LA vintage store just recent.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: These are kind of my summer shorts, summer shirt.
31:53
SPEAKER_01: Like how old are you?
31:54
SPEAKER_01: Adopt on shop.
31:55
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
31:55
SPEAKER_01: You're like, what?
31:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Vintage Abercrombie.
31:58
SPEAKER_03: You can't buy no.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: I know.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: No.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna ask because I feel like Abercrombie is so popular now, like in a vintagey kind of way.
32:05
SPEAKER_02: But like I when I was in like middle school, I felt like I couldn't wear it.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't wear it.
32:09
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I wasn't cool enough or something.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: So if I'm asking you, I was like, were you on that actual wave of I was you know what I know about Abercrombie?
32:17
SPEAKER_01: The smell.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Right.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Because it's like the at the mall, you walk in and it's like like a really faggy smell.
32:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
32:25
SPEAKER_01: And then the hot models.
32:26
SPEAKER_01: The bags.
32:27
SPEAKER_01: Did you use that little headshot of yours?
32:28
SPEAKER_01: To be a try to be a model?
32:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:31
SPEAKER_03: We should ask every guest have they ever tried to be a model?
32:34
SPEAKER_03: It's like rude.
32:35
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever tried to be a model?
32:38
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, be honest.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: I have.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: And it did not go anywhere.
32:44
SPEAKER_02: I think I I went to one casting one time with you.
32:47
SPEAKER_02: That was like.
32:51
SPEAKER_03: That's so cool.
32:52
SPEAKER_03: It's cool to not try, you know?
32:54
SPEAKER_03: That's why it's like, I knew it.
32:55
SPEAKER_03: I know.
32:55
SPEAKER_03: I fucking knew it.
32:56
SPEAKER_03: Me too, though.
32:57
SPEAKER_03: I tried.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: Did you do a go see?
32:59
SPEAKER_01: I oh my god, a go see.
33:00
SPEAKER_01: Do you got a good walk?
33:02
SPEAKER_01: No.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: But I have a because it's too dancer.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: I know.
33:05
SPEAKER_01: What's wrong with you?
33:05
SPEAKER_01: Because I can't fit.
33:06
SPEAKER_01: I think I over like I'm thinking about it too much.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like those models, they're able to just like turn their brains off and just pump it in a way that's like, I can't figure it out.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm like pointing my toes or something.
33:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, also the male model walk, that's a whole harder level of like mentality.
33:25
SPEAKER_01: That's harder than a female walk.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, a female walk, it's like there's some kind of there's like a physicality to it.
33:29
SPEAKER_02: Like you can actually learn how to do that.
33:30
SPEAKER_02: It's like what is the male model walking?
33:32
SPEAKER_02: I think I can do references to follow.
33:33
SPEAKER_03: It's like the the male one is like, what do you do?
33:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:36
SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
33:37
SPEAKER_03: Did you see Britney Spears' kids walking in a show recently?
33:40
SPEAKER_03: I saw, I did see a photo, but I didn't see the walk.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna send you video footage.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna scream and you're gonna need to reach out and train him.
33:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:47
SPEAKER_03: Something, there's a disconnect.
33:49
SPEAKER_03: It's giving weird Britney inside his belly, based on what I was.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
33:55
SPEAKER_03: Something was crazy.
33:55
SPEAKER_03: And I'm not body shaming.
33:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm just Well, it sounds like you are.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: It was bizarre enough.
34:00
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy enough that like you can talk, you can body shame.
34:03
SPEAKER_03: It's so crazy that you can body shame.
34:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so crazy you can body shame.
34:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: Suddenly fine.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna go viral from those.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: It's bizarre.
34:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, you said I was my body was so crazy you can body shame.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
34:23
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
34:24
SPEAKER_01: Quote it, honey.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Quote it.
34:26
SPEAKER_01: That's my worst nightmare.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: To do a male model walk and then have it be so crazy you get body shamed.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: Because it's because it's allowed.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: It's like there's no way to like it's like not dysmorphia.
34:36
SPEAKER_01: You're basically saying, like, you categorically have a crazy body.
34:40
SPEAKER_01: You're an idiot.
34:41
SPEAKER_01: No, you really look like that.
34:42
SPEAKER_01: You look crazy.
34:43
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, we gotta get back on track.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: All right, so uh Abercrombie.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then I'm wearing one sniffy sock.
34:49
SPEAKER_01: Nice, nice.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: And then one like Nike sock or something.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Great, cute.
34:54
SPEAKER_01: My sniffy sock.
34:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm loving the leg lift.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
34:57
SPEAKER_01: It's in a it's it's when you got it.
35:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, and you do got it because you are famously dancing.
35:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, teasing us with your flexibility a little bit.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Don't think I didn't notice.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Not the first time today.
35:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just kidding.
35:10
SPEAKER_01: You're flexible schedule, we know.
35:12
unknown: Yeah.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh uh yes, yes, I'm a I'm a is that what the question was?
35:19
SPEAKER_02: You're famously a dancer and choreographer to this stars, to the queens, to the divas, and the dolls.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: To the girls, to the girls, to the girls, yeah.
35:25
SPEAKER_03: Which is so cool.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: It is cool.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: I like wish I was a dancer.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm tedias.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm yeah, I need to book a session.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: We should do that.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: Because like in my head, I can move, but then when I try to dance, it's like Jesus fucking Christ.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: It's all psychological.
35:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I'm top heavy.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: So again, I'm like a barrel.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: So it's just like I feel like a shark on toothpick legs.
35:43
SPEAKER_01: We should do a Patreon session where I teach you how to dance.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was almost gonna pitch that as like something we could do, but it's so hot, like it's not gonna be possible.
35:51
SPEAKER_02: But we'll we'll show you our like bonus space over there.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: I want to get mirrors in the walls and like actually make it like into a dance studio.
35:57
SPEAKER_02: We're doing it.
35:57
SPEAKER_02: So if you're here in five years when we can afford to do that, um we'll do that.
36:01
SPEAKER_02: You're coming back.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: Tell us your problem first, and then we'll get into your dance journey.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: I have a big problem, and I have I have a sincere problem.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: We love.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
36:10
SPEAKER_01: Ready?
36:10
SPEAKER_01: One is the first one is like you really, really have to leave room getting off the train before you get on.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: Like, you gotta let people leave before like, okay, to but are people doing that today?
36:23
SPEAKER_01: They're not doing it any day.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: And I am like a New Yorker enough to say, like, you under my I also say as I'm leaving, but not loud enough for anyone to really hear it.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Just so like for myself, I'll say, like, you have to leave for me.
36:37
SPEAKER_01: You have to leave for me.
36:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, PSA, look right in the camera and say that.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: Please.
36:41
SPEAKER_01: You have to becoming a human.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so then the other part of that is that like I get it.
36:46
SPEAKER_01: Like I get why I get why they're hanging out there.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, I won't I'm gonna get a seat.
36:52
SPEAKER_01: Have you been shoved?
36:53
SPEAKER_01: I haven't been shoved.
36:54
SPEAKER_01: Will you will you shove?
36:56
SPEAKER_01: I would never touch anyone.
36:57
SPEAKER_01: Never, never.
36:58
SPEAKER_01: I know.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: Only to but you could get there if you had to.
37:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
37:04
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
37:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh, like somebody like singing really fierce.
37:12
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't expecting that.
37:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:13
SPEAKER_01: But um, is it like on the voice?
37:16
SPEAKER_01: Is that what you're up?
37:17
SPEAKER_03: I meant like what would get you there to shove.
37:19
SPEAKER_03: To shove?
37:20
SPEAKER_03: Hard question.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: So we can skip it.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: But uh you know what would get me there to be?
37:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:27
SPEAKER_03: Um I could get physical.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: You really such an angel?
37:30
SPEAKER_03: No, I I'm such an angel, but like, I don't know.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: I could go, I could see red.
37:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's in here.
37:37
SPEAKER_01: I would get, I mean, I want to like be like a savior on this and say, like, if somebody was getting hurt, yeah, or like fucking with someone, I would probably do it.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Get off.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: Get the fuck off.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:54
SPEAKER_01: If someone in my community was being hate crimes, yeah, then how how ethical of an answer is that?
38:00
SPEAKER_01: Very ethical.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: And we're famously an incredibly ethical podcast.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what I heard.
38:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm just noticing this diamond.
38:06
SPEAKER_03: It's like beautiful.
38:08
SPEAKER_03: It's huge.
38:09
SPEAKER_03: Like, it wasn't a compliment.
38:10
SPEAKER_03: I didn't really get to finish what I was saying.
38:11
SPEAKER_03: But uh, no one does, and it's huge and a huge focal point.
38:14
SPEAKER_03: It's like, why don't people, you know, it's a test.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: It's like a casting couch test.
38:18
SPEAKER_03: It's huge and heavy.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, is it?
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: So it's real.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: Yes, it's 90,000 carats.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:23
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
38:23
SPEAKER_03: It's like I'm a casting director, and it's like if you interact with the diamond, like you're moving on.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: You get the part.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
38:28
SPEAKER_03: Moving on.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: There's levels to the code.
38:31
SPEAKER_01: Definitely not it takes more than that.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: When I hear casting couch, I'm like, that does that.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that exists outside of porn.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: What is the like who like what kind of role are you getting if you're doing that nowadays?
38:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, talk about ethics.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: The classic, you know, scenario of the casting couch is like a young Anjin who goes to LA and a sleazy producer's like, if you gave me a blowjob, I'll put you in my movie.
38:51
SPEAKER_02: But like, what what is that nowadays?
38:53
SPEAKER_02: Like, what does that get you?
38:53
SPEAKER_01: Because like like a general.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, I feel like they throw out generals like candy.
38:58
SPEAKER_02: You don't even do anything for for general.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: You never had a general.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: You have a headshot and no general?
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Headshot, no general.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: You're crazy.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: I know.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: Can you?
39:08
SPEAKER_01: Can you believe?
39:09
SPEAKER_01: Can you?
39:09
SPEAKER_01: You know why I say can you?
39:11
SPEAKER_01: Dolinda.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: She's always like saying, she's always like, she says that.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: Can you?
39:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, and she's always like kind of like, can you?
39:20
SPEAKER_01: It's like when she's wearing a cute off, and she's like, can you?
39:23
SPEAKER_01: Can you believe?
39:24
SPEAKER_01: I know.
39:24
SPEAKER_01: She thinks she's like a fashion.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: I'll say plate.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: Shouldn't think.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a fashion plate.
39:29
SPEAKER_02: Gina, Gina famously says that uh I'm Luann at your worst when I'm at my worst, and you're Dorinda when she's at her worst.
39:37
SPEAKER_01: Actually, I well, they're both awful.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: They're both awful.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: So what what housewife are you at your worst, Alec?
39:44
SPEAKER_02: It's a great question.
39:45
SPEAKER_01: Really good question.
39:46
SPEAKER_01: Let me think, let me think, let me think.
39:48
SPEAKER_01: I mean, of New York, I can be anyone.
39:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I it's I think it's like somebody from the OC.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to Vicky?
39:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: I mean Tamara.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, there's she's so awful.
40:00
SPEAKER_01: I really have to think about that and get back to you, and I will get it will come.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: It will come to Jules.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: Jewels from New York.
40:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:08
SPEAKER_03: At your worst, your jewels from New York.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm kidding.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: You're putting you put a fork in your calzone.
40:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fucking bitch.
40:16
SPEAKER_03: I've been watching old Roni, and uh yeah, actually, it's about to be Jules season, so I cannot wait for her to bake in the forks and the fork and knife calzone genius.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't make any sense, even from like the most depraved eating disorder standard.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: I kind of disagree with you.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: She was like, Let me let me do something to make it so that I don't need to be able to do that.
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:43
SPEAKER_01: And like Wow.
40:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, let me make it about this, not that.
40:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:46
SPEAKER_01: Is what she's because if I don't, if I just don't eat it, then they're like, she didn't eat it.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: But if I put forks and knives in the case, then now I'm a Jerry Seinfeld.
40:54
SPEAKER_01: And now it's hilarious.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:56
SPEAKER_03: Where is she now?
40:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think she's doing well.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: And I think she looks great.
41:00
SPEAKER_03: She does, yeah.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: I saw her recently.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, she comes back for the reunion of that season and she had already like divorced.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: She was healthier.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she was healthier.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh like she was healthy.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, divorce.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: Divorced.
41:12
SPEAKER_01: I know.
41:12
SPEAKER_03: That's actually cringe though, because um Andy was like, You look like you look healthy like you've put on weight.
41:17
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, can you not tell someone who's recovering from anorexia that they've gained weight?
41:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: He's always idiot.
41:23
SPEAKER_01: I mean, he did it with Rula this season.
41:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:25
SPEAKER_01: He's like, no's.
41:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's different.
41:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh is that the all of your your problems or oh no, my biggest problem is that I love New York and I love it here so much.
41:37
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, you know, I was a kid here, and I just feel so attached to it here.
41:43
SPEAKER_01: And I kind of feel like I need to like revamp my entire life to figure out how I can make it work here.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: I think you can.
41:51
SPEAKER_01: You think so?
41:51
SPEAKER_01: How?
41:52
SPEAKER_03: Um how, Gina?
41:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, you seem very connected with the name dropping.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: So it's like everything's already everything's already in motion.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
41:59
SPEAKER_03: You have your connects, you have your career, you have your Instagram, you have your following, so like you can be wherever, remote.
42:04
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
42:05
SPEAKER_03: You can boom cack in here if you need it.
42:06
SPEAKER_01: But it's just very like I've been doing, I've been working in music.
42:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:10
SPEAKER_01: There's no music scene.
42:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: Not well.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: Now you're trying to drop an EP or single.
42:14
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm like I choreographed for artists.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: And they just, it's just not like here.
42:19
SPEAKER_01: And so I'm trying to figure out if I revamp, maybe I go.
42:22
SPEAKER_01: I used to do musical theater.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: I stopped doing it because I needed to not do that for a really long time.
42:31
SPEAKER_01: All love to the community.
42:33
SPEAKER_01: But um, I'm kind of like, maybe I come back and try and choreograph something in that realm.
42:38
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I just am like a fucking watch what happens bartender for the rest of my life, or like something.
42:43
SPEAKER_01: But so you do have the connect.
42:46
SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to tell you.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to tell you.
42:48
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't.
42:49
SPEAKER_01: I truly don't.
42:49
SPEAKER_01: But if anyone has it, I'd love to come back.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: It's watch what happens.
42:53
SPEAKER_03: I gotta go.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, you might have a OMG.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: So you can make it work, I think.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess you're saying valid points in that.
43:00
SPEAKER_03: Like, there's not a huge choreo scene here.
43:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: It's like concert dance, it's like SNL, it's like teach there's a big teaching scene here, which I'm kind of trying to figure out.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: But you do teach dance classes, but you also just started teaching like a in like a more advanced dance class, too.
43:17
SPEAKER_01: So I'm trying to float that to make it something that's like more substantial.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, tell us about pop star dance in general because I feel like you could like franchise it.
43:26
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you you know, you know how there's like stud country like they do like the the line dancing.
43:30
SPEAKER_03: It's like you could like have yeah, you hate it.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: I did.
43:34
SPEAKER_03: I did fine too.
43:34
SPEAKER_03: It's not like I was struggling too hard.
43:36
SPEAKER_03: You just were bored.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: I was just like getting out of this room.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: I know.
43:39
SPEAKER_03: It was well.
43:39
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know.
43:40
SPEAKER_03: I think I I'm not into like activities.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
43:43
SPEAKER_03: You know?
43:44
SPEAKER_02: Nor are you.
43:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, but it was fun to do.
43:47
SPEAKER_02: Uh but I do think you could like you could you could have like a an empire of pop star dance across the across the country.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
43:53
SPEAKER_03: You heard it here first.
43:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm gonna make me a full on pop star and I have a lot of money to pay you.
43:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, that's perfect.
43:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so there's
44:00
SPEAKER_02: So New York, there we go You're booked.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:03
SPEAKER_01: Indefinitely.
44:04
SPEAKER_01: Um, I think I'm gonna do it in London and I think I'm gonna do I'm doing it in Chicago.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay, this is good.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: We can pitch we can use this, we can cut this right for my advertisement.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Cut it.
44:14
SPEAKER_01: I'll be at the color club on July 30th, where I'll be teaching intro to pop star dance, a dance class for non-professional dancers to feel like a pop star for an afternoon.
44:22
SPEAKER_01: Come sweat, laugh, learn a little combination.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
44:26
SPEAKER_01: You might just meet the love of your life.
44:29
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
44:31
SPEAKER_03: That last part is uh Yeah, I'm like Yeah, that did it tell it.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
44:37
SPEAKER_03: I am engaged though.
44:38
SPEAKER_03: So you're married.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm married, yeah, yeah.
44:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: Do you say this every episode?
44:43
SPEAKER_01: People are like freaking out that you're married.
44:44
SPEAKER_01: No.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, can we talk?
44:46
SPEAKER_01: Can I want to know about it?
44:47
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
44:48
SPEAKER_02: What do you want to know?
44:48
SPEAKER_02: When did you meet?
44:50
SPEAKER_02: We met in the winter of 2014, right before 2015.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: So like in December of 2015.
44:55
SPEAKER_01: 2014.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: How old are you?
44:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm 36.
44:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be 37 this month.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, how old are you?
45:02
SPEAKER_01: 32.
45:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just turned fresh.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: Congrats.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, thank you.
45:07
SPEAKER_01: 36.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you were you were how old?
45:09
SPEAKER_02: Uh 12 years ago.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: So I was 24.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: Good lord.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: And how did you meet?
45:15
SPEAKER_02: On grinder.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm looking for love on grinder.
45:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: People ask me what I'm looking for.
45:20
SPEAKER_01: I say love.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: Good.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: I think that's like definitely in the mix.
45:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of like, I'm not super into people that are already coupled because I'm just like, there's no point.
45:29
SPEAKER_03: That's my bio.
45:30
SPEAKER_03: That's how I feel.
45:31
SPEAKER_03: I say preferred single single.
45:32
SPEAKER_03: Not in a sexual way, but I'm just like, yeah, preferred single because I'm like, sorry.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: Everyone seems to be wifed up, married up.
45:38
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, what the hell?
45:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, are you on Grinder?
45:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm on Scruff.
45:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
45:43
SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
45:43
SPEAKER_01: But hey, we're like it's just like you know, like if my bio says that, like, there you go.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you met on Grinder.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Met on Grinder.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: We started hooking up and dating and never stopped.
45:54
SPEAKER_02: And then we got engaged in 2023, married in 2024.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: And then he got hit by a car.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: No.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: Uh six months into our first year of marriage.
46:10
SPEAKER_01: Walking street walking on the sidewalk?
46:12
SPEAKER_02: On the street.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: On the sidewalk, and the crazy taxi hit uh a trash can and launched the trash can into him and broke his arm and his leg and his jaw.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: No.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: His nose.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: And yeah.
46:24
SPEAKER_02: So it's Did you get money?
46:26
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I've not gotten any money yet.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: Um not getting as much as we would want.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: Because people say that's like the dream.
46:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that we didn't get the dream version of this.
46:36
SPEAKER_02: But he is um it's been a long recovery, but he's doing well.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh there's layers and levels to it that were there's lots of bad stuff, but but it's but on but we're great.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: He's back, yeah, yeah.
46:49
SPEAKER_02: Um he didn't have any like you know, spinal or or or cranial injury.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it could have been so much worse.
46:54
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit, I'm so sorry to him.
46:56
SPEAKER_02: It's been a long road, and there's more to go, but he's like incredibly strong.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I we always talk about how like we would have been if we were in his position.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: I like I would have been a emotional crazy wreck monster to like every single person, but he's just sort of like he's nice, he's very nice, yes.
47:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes, he's a sweetheart, yeah.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Um damn he's nice.
47:16
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
47:17
SPEAKER_01: He is nice.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: Like he's not gonna be like, I think I can tell he's nice.
47:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, you guys, I'm on Zolof too.
47:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, yeah, oh my god, how long?
47:25
SPEAKER_01: Like a hundred million years.
47:27
SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so essentially I had I was on 50 milligrams for a little bit.
47:32
SPEAKER_01: I know, like I basically don't even need it.
47:35
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm on lower.
47:36
SPEAKER_01: No, you fucking bitch.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: I know.
47:39
SPEAKER_01: I know.
47:40
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I was on that, and then and then all I ran out, and all I had was my old 150 capsule.
47:49
SPEAKER_01: So what I was doing for many months was opening up the capsule, putting it into putt no, putting it into like another capsule that I got from CVS and then like dividing it every day.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
48:03
SPEAKER_01: Did it work fucking insane?
48:05
SPEAKER_01: No, it didn't work.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: I was then though, you were messing up the math.
48:08
SPEAKER_01: It can work.
48:09
SPEAKER_01: It can work, but I yeah, I'm not the type of cutter.
48:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I'm not the type of person to be able to like get that right.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh-huh.
48:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm like slow.
48:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: So I could I'm the person to get it right.
48:21
SPEAKER_03: Really?
48:22
SPEAKER_03: In an unhealthy way.
48:23
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm OCD, so like I'm like hearing like you're taking little beads out of a capsule.
48:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, ooh, yeah, yeah, excited.
48:29
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
48:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's OCD in that way.
48:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm actually OCD.
48:32
SPEAKER_03: So I'm not like I'm OCD.
48:34
SPEAKER_03: Like I take, yeah.
48:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that's what Z for that.
48:38
SPEAKER_01: For I'm like, that's the that's the OCD pill.
48:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is really great for OCD.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: She's sort of OCD.
48:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it's made my all my like ruminating thoughts and anxiety go way down.
48:47
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's like amazing.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: It's awesome.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I was on like a horse's dose of Libutrin for years, and that was like literally making me go insane.
48:54
SPEAKER_02: So I had to get off that.
48:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: Finally, I'm on a hundred.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: Now all that to say I'm on hundred.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I yeah, I would not be a I would not be.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: It was bad.
49:04
SPEAKER_02: Like I liked a hundred, but then my psychiatrist was like, we're gonna get you up to 150 and we're gonna stay there forever.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: I just don't want to have those thoughts that are going bam, bam, bam.
49:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna try to go up to 50.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: You should 25 is nothing.
49:18
SPEAKER_03: I know, I know.
49:19
SPEAKER_03: You're not it's I I I know it's been told I've been told it's a placebo effect.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: It's placebo.
49:23
SPEAKER_03: It's not.
49:24
unknown: Okay.
49:25
SPEAKER_03: But like you know what I mean?
49:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a placebo queen.
49:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm just hyper aware.
49:30
SPEAKER_03: Guess what?
49:31
SPEAKER_03: It works.
49:32
SPEAKER_03: Haven't you think wouldn't you say I've chilled out over the years?
49:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, yes.
49:36
SPEAKER_01: How long have you been on it?
49:37
SPEAKER_01: A long time.
49:38
SPEAKER_01: 25.
49:39
SPEAKER_01: 25 a long time.
49:40
SPEAKER_01: I've been on it since like.
49:41
SPEAKER_01: No, no, I'm saying 20.
49:42
SPEAKER_01: You've been on 25 a long time.
49:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's how long I've been on it.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: But it truly is like I've tried to come off it and I do notice a difference, and I know it's too small to like actually maybe do something, but it has chilled me out a lot.
49:51
SPEAKER_02: I guess over time, imagine how chill you'd be if you were to big boy dose.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: But you gotta be careful about the going up.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you gotta go slow.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: I just all that to say the story about the the breaking bad pill cutting thing that I was doing is like I was so inconsistent with it, it was like basically making me crazier and like zappy as hell.
50:15
SPEAKER_01: And now I'm finally I saw the doctor, and now I'm on like a hundred every day.
50:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, nothing can stop me.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: A hundred.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: I can't go to a hundred.
50:26
SPEAKER_03: I'd be no boner.
50:29
SPEAKER_03: No boner.
50:30
SPEAKER_02: I still had a boner, but it was like hello?
50:33
SPEAKER_02: Like, is this thing on?
50:35
SPEAKER_02: It was like marshmallow.
50:36
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
50:37
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't it wasn't um soft soft.
50:39
SPEAKER_02: It was like I just like couldn't feel anything.
50:41
SPEAKER_02: It was really weird.
50:42
SPEAKER_02: But you're fine now?
50:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, I think the mertazepine like counteracts that so that's the Remeron.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: It's like the um it like I definitely I'm re-sensitized, so no problems.
50:52
SPEAKER_03: That's great.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: I could never 150.
50:54
SPEAKER_03: I could never.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: I was on 200 at one point.
50:57
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
50:57
SPEAKER_01: Were bombs going off behind you and you I was like always damn stoned on weed.
51:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh so it was kind of like added to the middle, too.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I love it.
51:08
SPEAKER_02: I could talk about pills and dog shit all day.
51:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
51:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, should we take a quick break and then come back and keep talking about shit and and or play games?
51:16
SPEAKER_03: It had been a while since we talked about shit, but I had said like I could talk about dogs and dog shit all day.
51:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:20
SPEAKER_03: And pills.
51:21
SPEAKER_03: So let's take a little break.
51:23
SPEAKER_03: Pills and pills.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: Bye.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: I kind of like the feeling.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: My least favorite feeling.
51:33
SPEAKER_03: I never thought I could do it because I never experienced like balls going up.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: Mine would does that happen?
51:39
SPEAKER_02: Mine want to be inside at all times.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm always trying to like keep them down, but like I hate that feeling.
51:43
SPEAKER_02: So wait, wait, wait.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing.
51:45
SPEAKER_01: Like, you're when you near ejaculation.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: Your balls go into your balls get a little tighter and higher.
51:51
SPEAKER_01: But I've never noticed them go inside of myself.
51:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, they've also never come.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:56
SPEAKER_03: You've been edging for 32 years.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, I've been edging.
52:01
SPEAKER_03: I've been edging.
52:01
SPEAKER_03: Is there a fly?
52:02
SPEAKER_03: Did you catch it?
52:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm driving me insane.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: I know.
52:05
SPEAKER_02: It would be so cool if I did.
52:06
SPEAKER_02: It's so hot that the flies are flying low to the ground.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: They're like, they're what something's happening to them.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: They're like piloting low.
52:15
SPEAKER_02: Flies are flying low and like chemicals aren't working the way they're supposed to.
52:18
SPEAKER_02: Like the glute, like the E6000, like wasn't bonding.
52:20
SPEAKER_01: And deodorant isn't working.
52:22
SPEAKER_02: Deodorant is not working at all.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: What's your stance on stink?
52:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, I think I used to be more okay with it when I lived in Bushwick.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: A likely place for you to stink, yeah.
52:33
SPEAKER_01: I was just trying to fit in.
52:35
SPEAKER_01: And then now I'm like, it's okay.
52:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, put on stroke.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: But you don't have to be put on a swipe.
52:41
SPEAKER_01: I do think a fragrance is like much.
52:43
SPEAKER_02: I have trouble with fragrances.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: Like it's just I do too.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to leave with the fragrance on me.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: And uh it gives me a headache.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:51
SPEAKER_03: It gives me a headache.
52:52
SPEAKER_03: Even nice, fancy ones.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: I know.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, okay, I'm done.
52:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm ready to hit like go by.
52:57
SPEAKER_03: I know.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, it's one of my least favorite things when I a smell that I don't like is stuck on me.
53:02
SPEAKER_02: No, I know what you mean.
53:03
SPEAKER_03: Because last time I had to use sprayed perfume because that's all I have.
53:07
SPEAKER_03: We didn't have deodorant here.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: And that for whatever reason latched on to like.
53:10
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a drag fragrance?
53:12
SPEAKER_00: Kind of.
53:13
SPEAKER_03: Like whatever trashy vanilla shit.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you kind of do.
53:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't have it on now.
53:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: For whatever reason, I was so early today, which never happens.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: And then I just decided to stop getting ready.
53:24
SPEAKER_03: Like I could.
53:25
SPEAKER_03: Really?
53:25
SPEAKER_03: Do I?
53:26
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna ask you.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna be like, do I look pretty like cut compared to like Rue Girls?
53:30
SPEAKER_03: Like, or do I look like the top?
53:31
SPEAKER_03: You do.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Really?
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you do.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, what a cool.
53:34
SPEAKER_01: You look really like transformed.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Really?
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't really know what you look like too much out of drag, but you really look like different from that.
53:43
SPEAKER_01: How can you say?
53:44
SPEAKER_01: Because I kind of know, but like I can tell.
53:47
SPEAKER_01: I you know, but you know how you can just sort of tell like that they don't like when you take the makeup off, it's gonna look different.
53:52
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I respect that.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: And I'm glad you're saying it because like that's like kind of the goal.
53:56
SPEAKER_01: No, you're great at making art.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: Like I like to look different.
53:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I you're definitely like an amazing makeup artist.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
54:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's but I don't I mean, I'm just like a gay guy.
54:06
SPEAKER_03: No, I love it.
54:06
SPEAKER_03: You're not just a gay guy, you have friends.
54:08
SPEAKER_03: I know I colleagues and names.
54:10
SPEAKER_01: I kind of you know the girls uh adjacent to the community, but I also can't say makeup, but I have seen the girls put it on for a lot of my right, but it's like you know, you can appreciate.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: I can say like cut crease.
54:25
SPEAKER_01: Yes, you can.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: And I can say like, did you do your inner corner a little differently today?
54:30
SPEAKER_03: I did, it's fucked up.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, don't look too close today.
54:33
SPEAKER_03: Today's been hard.
54:34
SPEAKER_03: Wait, can we talk about your drag?
54:36
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
54:36
SPEAKER_03: When did it start?
54:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, we used to be in a video group.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: I came out late.
54:40
SPEAKER_03: I came out in 2017.
54:41
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, but we used to be in a video group, did like mom drag for comedy as like a straight person.
54:46
SPEAKER_03: And it was like makeup artistry from the beginning.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: You've always been interested in makeup.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: You took a photo class, yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: I took a fashion photography class and like the teacher at RISD we went to.
54:57
SPEAKER_01: You went to RISD?
54:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:59
SPEAKER_01: Shit, you're so you're so amazing.
55:00
SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
55:01
SPEAKER_01: Like three people get in, right?
55:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was the us and our friend.
55:05
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
55:05
SPEAKER_03: Still that same way, kind of.
55:07
SPEAKER_03: Um I like to tell people a little different.
55:08
SPEAKER_02: I I taught uh spring semester at RISD, yeah.
55:11
SPEAKER_01: You did?
55:12
SPEAKER_01: What did you teach?
55:13
SPEAKER_02: I taught a production design class.
55:15
SPEAKER_02: I taught cut crease.
55:18
SPEAKER_02: Intro to fagotry.
55:19
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I taught the uh in film class and I taught a production design class.
55:23
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: So was that like a dream come true?
55:26
SPEAKER_01: It was definitely a goal.
55:28
SPEAKER_01: We had like a really we're all over the place.
55:30
SPEAKER_01: And we're back.
55:30
SPEAKER_01: Uh did you st did you study the same thing?
55:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we were in the same way.
55:34
SPEAKER_01: When you were there, were you like, this is the best ever?
55:37
SPEAKER_03: I had a great time.
55:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because you changed my line.
55:39
SPEAKER_01: Studying film at RISD, like you got to say that you did that.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
55:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:43
SPEAKER_03: I I think the film program is like so so at RISD.
55:47
SPEAKER_03: But what made it so great was like our class was really like close, yeah, and tight knit, and like we just learned by being like alive and making art.
55:55
SPEAKER_01: And like Providence, like Moody, right?
55:57
SPEAKER_01: Is it Providence?
55:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
55:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay, it's like Moody and like kind of LGBT.
56:01
SPEAKER_01: And there's like there's like um uh eagle, right?
56:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I love it.
56:05
SPEAKER_03: I go when I'm home.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: But I think it's isn't it like not affiliated with like it's not, but it's still the same vibe.
56:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's still literally the same vibe, yeah.
56:14
SPEAKER_03: That's how it's like chain mail fence, yeah, LA.
56:17
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's the same, but I that's like my favorite K-bar.
56:20
SPEAKER_01: I love the Eagle.
56:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did we go to the Eagle when we were there last?
56:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we usually hit them all because there's like three.
56:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, we went to the Eagle and you were like, when are we going to the Eagle?
56:30
SPEAKER_02: when we were like literally at the Eagle.
56:32
SPEAKER_02: Were you damn hammered?
56:33
SPEAKER_02: You sammered.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: I was hammered.
56:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: I was hammered.
56:36
SPEAKER_03: I think I did shots like going to the eagle.
56:40
SPEAKER_03: Shots that some people didn't take.
56:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, you definitely were on your own journey.
56:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know whom I I texted about this.
56:46
SPEAKER_01: Uh one of my dearest is Izzy Uncut.
56:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, we had Izzy on the city.
56:50
SPEAKER_01: I live for you guys.
56:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's so made.
56:53
SPEAKER_03: I wish I could flip like her.
56:55
SPEAKER_01: I saw her last night.
56:56
SPEAKER_01: Did she hear her?
56:58
SPEAKER_01: I used to be a shop boy at Pizzas.
57:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, cool.
57:01
SPEAKER_01: You used to work their shows.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: So I've known them for like nine years.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: But like Did she put her heels in her sneakers?
57:08
SPEAKER_01: No, she didn't.
57:09
SPEAKER_01: For sneaker night, her classic, her classic trick.
57:12
SPEAKER_01: I just breaks a lot of heels.
57:14
SPEAKER_01: That's all I know.
57:14
SPEAKER_01: She breaks a lot of heels.
57:15
SPEAKER_01: She likes to like put her vape into her drink and and call it the sugar factory because like the smoke comes up.
57:23
SPEAKER_01: Like Vegas, like dry ice.
57:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
57:26
SPEAKER_01: She's like, she was on for I've been to the sugar factory.
57:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally.
57:30
SPEAKER_02: She was on for our Halloween episode, and she was dressed up as Megan, like the robot.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, but she said this thing that like it's like a weird vocal stem that sticks in my mind.
57:40
SPEAKER_02: She said, I am the boom boom frog.
57:42
SPEAKER_02: Because she was like talking about Freddie Krueger, and she's just sort of got jumbled as like frog.
57:46
SPEAKER_02: And I just like I just say that to myself all the time.
57:48
SPEAKER_02: Like, I am the boom boom frog.
57:49
SPEAKER_02: It's giving I am the boom boom gun.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: Gia gun is really amazing.
57:52
SPEAKER_03: She just had like her ribs removed, fears her ribs cracked.
57:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it seems like it was a really intense surgery.
57:57
SPEAKER_01: I need my ribs cracked.
57:59
SPEAKER_01: I've been zip tying because like I have a big rib cage.
58:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, as a dancer, like they always say, like, tuck your ribs in.
58:05
SPEAKER_01: Did you know that?
58:06
SPEAKER_01: Tuck your ribs in.
58:07
SPEAKER_01: I can do it.
58:07
SPEAKER_01: And they always like your ribs are sticking out, and you want to like knit your ribs into your like abs and then lift.
58:14
SPEAKER_01: But that was always my note.
58:15
SPEAKER_01: And it still is, but now I like I'm like, whatever, fuck it.
58:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, fearful fact.
58:20
SPEAKER_01: Tell us about okay.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: So now tell us about your dancing journey before we get into something stupid.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: So when did you start?
58:24
SPEAKER_02: How have you gotten to where you are now?
58:26
SPEAKER_03: This is like I never do great with this.
58:28
SPEAKER_03: And do cheat to camera because you're beautiful.
58:30
SPEAKER_01: So I did theater as a kid.
58:32
SPEAKER_01: I grew up in New Jersey, and I would come into New York like five days a week as a kid.
58:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
58:38
SPEAKER_01: And do this theater, amazing theater group that I still teach at.
58:42
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna go tomorrow and say hi.
58:44
SPEAKER_01: Um, called Tadah Theater.
58:46
SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
58:47
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
58:48
SPEAKER_01: And then I would dance on the weekends and take voice lessons on the weekends.
58:52
SPEAKER_01: So I was there like six days a week as a kid.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: And then I used to be like a really good singer as a kid.
58:59
SPEAKER_01: Really?
59:00
SPEAKER_01: Like really good.
59:01
SPEAKER_01: Like I used to sing like a woman.
59:03
SPEAKER_01: Like you went through pube.
59:04
SPEAKER_01: And then I went through pube and I was like, I still need to be on Broadway, so let me figure this out.
59:08
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, okay, I have to dance.
59:10
SPEAKER_01: And so then I started dancing pretty seriously around like 17.
59:14
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
59:14
SPEAKER_01: And then I went to a really insane conservatory called the Cincinnati Conservatory of Music, which was like so cultish and crazy.
59:24
SPEAKER_01: All love.
59:26
SPEAKER_02: There's a sniper site on you.
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: Um, and they're like in Lululemon.
59:32
SPEAKER_02: Scary.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then I graduated and I like did theater, theater, theater.
59:38
SPEAKER_01: I did like this Broadway tour of Hello Dolly.
59:41
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
59:41
SPEAKER_01: I love Hello Dolly.
59:43
SPEAKER_01: I was like a waiter and the back of a horse.
59:45
SPEAKER_01: And I was like 24.
59:47
SPEAKER_01: And then COVID happened, and I was like, I really can't do it.
59:52
SPEAKER_01: If it stressed me out, I was so scared all the time.
59:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:56
SPEAKER_01: OCD.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: I was having like a really bad panic attack that I was gonna die from from um.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_01: Remember when like popcorn lung was like announced to the world?
1:00:04
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_01: I had been like yeah, I've been smoking bodega weed for a while, and I was like really scared I was gonna die from that.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_03: I've stopped doing that.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_01: And then I would like leave the stage and be like, it's my heart.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_01: It was like just a really scary experience.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_01: And then I started doing drag stuff like with Alaska and Jan Sport is like one of my dearest friends.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_01: She's supposed to come on soon.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she should have come on with Oh my god.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_01: I saw her last night.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_01: But she's in P T Town now, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_01: But you should she should come on with Izzy.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_01: They're like besties.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and also you know Nick Laughlin.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_01: He went to CCM.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, crazy.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_03: The two of them are supposed to come on together.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, they'll be so disgusting.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_01: You know what words they say, Jay.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_01: They say ninnies, like when you're referring to like her ass.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_01: Like we I was at her show show in Province House and Nick was there, and he was like, I can tell Jan's horny.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_01: She's got her ninnies out.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_01: I love that word.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, and then I started teaching intro to Popsar Dance, and then I moved to LA and I choreographed for this amazing artist called Chrissy Shapeka.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_01: And then now I'm doing Trixie's festival tour.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_01: Isn't she cool?
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: She's the coolest.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_01: Seems cool.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_01: She's like amazing.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_01: She's like a dream to work with.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_01: She does everything.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a pro like herself.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: Like she showed before we started, she showed me the deck of like what the show was gonna look like, and the creative all came from her.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: She's like, I don't think people really know that.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_01: A workaholic a little bit.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: Maybe, but I think she's in a good way.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: She's like, she's got her busy.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_01: She's got the answers for everything.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_03: Love that.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: I love Tricky.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_03: I always had a feeling that I would hook up with her someday.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_03: A bit and I still do in a weird way.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_03: I just see us.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_03: I have this image of us in a hotel room, coincidentally, like an after-party kind of like other people are there.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_03: Should we see?
1:01:48
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, we should see.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you how we did a podcast today, and the girl said she she always saw that you were.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_01: The girl.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_01: The girl.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: Hey, hi.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_01: Ah, Patrick.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm sure you could.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you guys maybe will.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_03: I have a feeling.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_02: How did you land on the pop star dance of it all?
1:02:10
SPEAKER_01: I left the world of theater, and truly, like when I was doing that, like I didn't know who Lana Del Rey was.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_01: Like, I was just doing theater, and then I left that world and I moved to Bushwick as like you do.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_01: And I became friends with all of the people I'm friends with today, basically.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_01: And none of them really had any relationship to dance, but like we were all at parties, and people would be like, I want to learn to dance.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_01: And then I kind of was like, You really do?
1:02:35
SPEAKER_01: And I just did a dance class.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: I was like, like this Instagram story if you want to come out.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_01: And then I had like 17 close friends come out, and we did, I got the hair body face.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_01: And then everyone's like, You have to keep doing this.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, What should it be called?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_01: And then intro to pop star dance happened, and then now it's been it's weekly.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a huge hit.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_02: And like the the reason why I'm like curious about like the process of it all is because like it you look like you're having so much fun doing it.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_02: The class looks like they're having so much fun, and it just like is the not the type of like learning experience I think people typically get when they go to a dance class.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_01: I feel like it was a response to like the Brooklyn cool uh-huh and being like, I'm actually cannot participate in this for another day, like the apathetic, like I'm like, I am a vibrant faggot, and I wanna like express that in public too, and I'm not afraid to to to be this.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_01: And I think it it's like sexier to to embrace that absolutely definitely, and I try it's kind of like a mission to encourage that in others through dance.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_01: It's fun as shit.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_01: I wanna go.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_01: You should dance.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_03: I know you don't like activities, but never really I want to go though.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_03: I I want to dance.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_03: I should have been a dancer.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_01: What song should I do for my next class?
1:03:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, I don't know.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_02: Have you done um Adela?
1:03:58
SPEAKER_02: I haven't.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_02: Uh, what is what's the one?
1:04:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sex on the beat.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, maybe I'll do that.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: That's really cool.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_01: Because I did a poll saying, do you want to do like emotional or do you want to do like kit kitty kitty bump purse?
1:04:10
SPEAKER_02: And do kitty kitty meal one, of course, yeah, yeah.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_01: Can they coexist?
1:04:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, perhaps both.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_02: It's an adult reading.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Kitty kitty bump and be email.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, can and I do.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_03: Box exactly.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_03: Like taller and bigger.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: I guess interesting.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: Huh.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: How like the camera kind of like the body dysmorphia that I just have a like?
1:04:39
SPEAKER_03: It's not body dysmorphia.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_03: You look amazing in person.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_03: It's interesting, like a yeah, no, I know.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_01: And you come off older too.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_01: On Instagram?
1:04:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I was gonna say younger.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:04:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was so pleased to hear that you're in your 30s.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_02: Wait, I'm so confused.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_02: Do I know older or younger?
1:04:57
SPEAKER_02: I thought you were younger.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_02: She's saying, Oh, she doesn't have a lot of different things.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh, do you think 32 is okay for me?
1:05:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:03
unknown: Yeah.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_02: You can definitely book younger though.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_02: You can book way younger.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: We always ask each other like maybe 17 with like a little bit of don't just be for real, okay?
1:05:11
SPEAKER_03: That's all I ask.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_03: You could be, I honestly think you could be 19.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think if we shaved the beard off, you could shave the beard.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_02: You could do you could, yeah, in a movie, in a in an indie feature, I'm seeing 19.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_01: But I'm really wise.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_01: Now, do you get Elijah Wood?
1:05:26
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I get a lot I I got Elijah.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_01: Elijah.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_03: Tim.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_01: Paul.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_02: Paul who?
1:05:34
SPEAKER_03: Mezcal.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_03: I see Tim and Elijah the most.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_02: I definitely see Elijah.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_03: Elijah's so fun.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_03: You do have Elijah's eyes.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_01: So when did you start doing drag like this?
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: So wait, I didn't finish that story.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_03: Our listeners and viewers are gonna put up his.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_03: No, we're all the time.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: All over the place.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_03: I think it's fun.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: It's really fun.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_03: It's tangent vibes.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_03: We're just leaving on a couch.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: Um, so then I came out and then I just sort of was like, wait, like I need to do drag because I've been doing mom drag and I did makeup on the side, so then it just all kind of like collided.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_03: And maybe in 2020?
1:06:14
SPEAKER_03: Maybe pandemic.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_02: You started glamming it up.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I started glamming it up.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_03: This monster you see now.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_03: It looks really good.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, thank you.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_01: It's hard today to look good.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_01: It's so hot.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_01: So that's the thing I can talk to you about.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_01: Because we just did Bonnaroo, 90 degrees, insane.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_01: 4 p.m.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_01: Trixie drag.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_01: Us in this like Furby costume.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_01: Like full head to toe.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_01: I think this sock is pink because of it, but it's like the heat.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_01: I threw up the first show that we did.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like fly on your shoulder.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_03: You're like, there's a butterfly.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_03: But it doesn't feel hot.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't feel hot right now.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_03: No, does it to you?
1:06:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, in here?
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm thinking cool thoughts.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: You are?
1:06:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm so good.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: I run really freakishly hot, but I am so good at like being mentally cool.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_03: Recently, like on the last episode, the day prior before we shot, I was soaked and we were just doing like a fitting because I wasn't mentally like in the cool zone, but then the next day I was blown around.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_01: So you have my dad used to say like you don't have to throw up.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_01: He was like, it's all mental.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't think that's true.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_01: Depends.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_01: You gotta yak.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_01: I be barfing.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm not a barfer.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm a barfer.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_03: I trip all the time.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_03: How many times a month?
1:07:30
SPEAKER_03: Probably two to three.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_01: Whoa! That's like a lot.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_01: If I barfed every other week.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes it just happens.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_03: I take a fistful of like pills because I'm OCD.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_03: Like I like my supplements and my so if I get like, you know, I take a low dose of doxycycline for acne.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I thought that was the if you well or sex.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_03: Is it both?
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: You could take that for acne.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_03: You're like, my skin has been looking amazing.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_03: No, I never think.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_03: Well, well, you don't need to.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_03: Well we all fall asleep.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_03: We're talking about nine things at the time.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: It's perfect.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, so if I get if I mix up my pills and I don't eat enough or something, I'll yak.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_03: Nal yak.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_03: And I did it on the train once.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:08:16
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:08:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, recently.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: Eating something?
1:08:18
SPEAKER_03: Yak on the train.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_03: On the train?
1:08:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:08:20
SPEAKER_03: Did you have a bat?
1:08:21
SPEAKER_03: Like you just on the floor?
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: I thought I could hold it and it popped.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: And then I left.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_03: And I didn't say anything.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_03: But you know what?
1:08:29
SPEAKER_03: You're welcome.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_03: Welcome.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_03: I've been here since 2013.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_03: You can barf and leave.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_03: It was a pop too.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: You know how you try to hold it and then boom.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_03: Boom, cack.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, boom, boom, cak.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_01: You're really, you're really like an expert barfer.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_01: I've been barfed, I guess I barfed after that, but that was the only time.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_02: Um how did you start working with Trixie?
1:08:50
SPEAKER_01: We were in a hotel and we just hooked up.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_03: I believe you.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna lunge at you.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_01: Um I was in LA, I know her manager.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm a Nepo baby.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_01: Are you?
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_01: Uh drop it.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_02: Like you're like, no, it is Susan Sarandi.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but not really.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_02: Julianne Moore.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I had done the Alaska tour, so I know her manager, and then I don't know.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_01: I just like sent my shit over when they were starting to look for it, and they needed somebody in LA, so I guess I was happy to live in LA.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_01: And then oh, you know what?
1:09:28
SPEAKER_01: I danced for her when she opened for Chapel Rowan.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_01: I go go.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_01: I go go for her in Pasadena.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_01: It was so fun.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_01: Do you like the go-go?
1:09:42
SPEAKER_01: The way I go-go, I'm like tap dancing.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm not doing like serious.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, uh Yeah, that's my vibe.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_01: But we go-go in the shark the show.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_01: Currently, that's what makes it so hard, is because we'll do like it's 35 minutes of really hard choreo, but then in between the numbers that are actually choreographed because it's a DJ set, we come out and like like shake it.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_01: Do you have to do grease up your body?
1:10:07
SPEAKER_01: No, because it's just so sweaty.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_01: I'll show you the wearing it.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_01: You'll, it's like you come pre-greased.
1:10:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_01: Basically.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_01: But we do wear, we do wear foundation.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_01: I love.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_03: You know Julian Cookies?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_01: I knew him in high school.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_01: And we danced together.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_01: He's a good dancer.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_01: I've cast, I've I've booked him a lot.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_01: Good, not great.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_01: Just getting him.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_01: No, he's great.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_01: And he's an amazing singer too.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he's got a fat ass.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_01: He does have a fat ass.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_03: Not so much anymore.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_01: No, he does.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_01: He does.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_01: He does.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_01: He does.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_01: Julian, you still have a fat ass.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_03: Julian, you got a fat ass, and you owe it to me.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_01: There's an awesome picture of him in high school, like behind the piano, like doing like a masterclass, and his ass is just his ass cheek is no, he like pulled his pants down and the teacher's like on the other side of the piano.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_01: I was like, this guy's fucking awesome.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_01: He's like, no, this is Chopin.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love him.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_03: Did I say the right name?
1:11:00
SPEAKER_03: Chopin.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_03: Chopin.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_01: Chopin Chopin.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_03: Chopin.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_03: Chopin.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_01: I think we just like clicked when I did the chapel thing because I was like acting up.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_01: You're being a little goofer.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_03: Is she chill?
1:11:12
SPEAKER_01: She's a good dream.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_01: Like, I love, I really love working with her.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_01: So would you say you're a drag super fan?
1:11:19
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_01: I would say that.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_01: I thought about being like, no, I just like work in it, like, and to try and be cool for a second, but like I love the shit.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_01: I think it's a cooler to love it.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_01: And I love the girls.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_01: Like at this point, the girls are the girls.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_01: The girls are the girls.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love it.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: Keep talking.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna pull down my skirt.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_02: Who's who's your star?
1:11:37
SPEAKER_02: I we loved Anitra season 15.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, it was so hard to go against Sasha Colby, but like Anitra was like my winner that season.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_02: I thought they should have done like a double win.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_02: That would have been amazing.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I loved Athena Dion.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_01: I loved her.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_02: What about her?
1:11:54
SPEAKER_01: I thought she was crazy as hell.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she was crazy as hell.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_01: And like I loved, I loved the edit she got.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_01: Like I thought she was so funny.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_01: Like um, she was so frustrated all the time.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_01: And I can tell that the girls really respected her.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, even though they were getting on her nerves, like I could tell that they knew she was like running stuff in Miami.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean that's definitely a case.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_01: Because there's like the legitimate, like, who's gonna book me?
1:12:18
SPEAKER_01: Right, yeah.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_01: I just hated her drag, but she seemed fun.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_01: You hated her drag?
1:12:22
SPEAKER_01: Can you say that to your camera?
1:12:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I did.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_03: Athena?
1:12:24
SPEAKER_03: I hated your drag.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_03: It's just like a little Are you shady?
1:12:27
SPEAKER_01: Are you a shady are you shady?
1:12:29
SPEAKER_01: Are you shady boots?
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: Someone someone say I'm a cunt.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_03: Gina Cunty.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_01: Like to other girls, would you like say it to their face?
1:12:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: I can be a little bit sometimes.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: I feel like that's what a I feel like drag queens should be.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm actually really nice.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_03: You are.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_02: Gina Gina is very nice, yeah.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_02: But but I think you have high standards.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_03: I do, yeah.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_03: Just for drag.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_01: You feel like people are lazy.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_03: Not lazy, I just like it's a taste thing for me.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_03: And look at the nuance inspired.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_01: Nuance.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_01: Nuance.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_01: Like little like subtleties.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_03: Something that you know, it's a saturated market.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_03: I can appreciate old school drag for sure.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_03: But I don't know.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: Something about her, oh, 2025 or 6, whenever that was.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_03: I was just like, I don't know.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_03: I've seen it.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_03: I I like it.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_03: I guess go off, girl.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_03: I can't get on the show.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_03: They will never gasp.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_03: Are you auditioning?
1:13:22
SPEAKER_03: I have.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_03: Every year.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_03: They never.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_03: I never hear repeat.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_03: Every year.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_01: But a lot of people like a lot of people have that experience.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_01: What do you think's not working?
1:13:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_01: It's a great question.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_01: Should we watch your tape right now?
1:13:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_01: We could, yeah.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_03: It's 10 hours.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what's not working.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: I I think they think I'm like trying to be something I'm not, but I'm actually just being myself, actually.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you're not being authentic.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: No, I am.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_03: I think I'm coming off that I'm not, maybe, or something.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_03: Did you make the tape?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, World of Wonder.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_01: I give you a zip drive.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_03: Let me.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_03: You're going back to it.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_03: We might do it one more time.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe one more time for 20.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_03: It would be fun.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would be good.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it'd be so fun.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_03: I think you'd be amazing on the show, obviously.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_01: And also I think so too.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_01: Why would you be amazing on the show?
1:14:12
SPEAKER_03: Because I think I'm funny in like an alt kind of way.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_03: And I'm pretty.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_03: And um to do so.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_03: Huh?
1:14:20
SPEAKER_03: Do you sew?
1:14:21
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you do.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_03: But I am a McGaver with a glue gun.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_01: But you can you you can't.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_01: I can craft coming to art school.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_01: So I can sew.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_01: And then you can do the splits.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_01: I won't.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_02: You can do six backhand springs into the splits while using a uh sewing machine.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_02: Um I can sew with my pussy.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's good.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_01: That should be the that should be the opening clip to your season 20 thing.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_01: Just that clip.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_01: I can sew with my pussy.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_01: I can sew with my pussy.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_03: To speed the fabric.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_03: And then I do want to show you my foot later.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_03: It's very art.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_03: It should have been a it's a barber.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_03: Can we show it now?
1:15:02
SPEAKER_03: It's in here.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_03: I know, but yeah, it looks good.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it looks crazy good.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_03: I could go warm sort of being restrained by the YSL T-strap shoes.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_03: I can see that.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_03: Should have been a dancer or a gymnast?
1:15:14
SPEAKER_03: Because, like, again, a shark on sticks.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, you can still be a dancer.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_04: Not if I die young.
1:15:19
SPEAKER_04: It's like what?
1:15:23
SPEAKER_04: Any plans?
1:15:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've huge.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_02: You're not that young, Gina.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: Gee.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_02: Um, do you have anything um dance related that we could do a cunter or punts to?
1:15:36
SPEAKER_02: Contra punt is just tutor boot.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
1:15:39
SPEAKER_01: I've been noticing people have been coming for the cat's eye choreographer.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_01: I think his name is Grant or something.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_01: I think he's amazing, and I think you guys should stop.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_01: Coming for him?
1:15:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_01: He's doing he's amazing.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_02: So you think it's punt to critique the cat's eye choreographer?
1:15:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_01: And I think that in general, like people are forgetting dance's art and the way that they're and people are talking about choreographers as if they know anything about dance at all.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_01: It's like I'm punting keyboard warriors around choreography.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: What's your peeve in choreography?
1:16:08
SPEAKER_01: Um, this dance move.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_01: What is that?
1:16:14
SPEAKER_01: It's like they do it in every jazz dance ever, and it's it feels like such a filler, and it's like there's so many things you can do with your body.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_01: Why are we doing one, two, three, four with this leg thing?
1:16:25
SPEAKER_01: It's like, I don't want to see that Mallory Charis.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_01: Mallory Charis for sure.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_03: I like me as star.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love her.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_03: I want to date her.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_03: You should.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I need to reach out.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_03: We need to go to a gig that she's gonna be able to do that.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_01: I feel like she's like good in bed.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_03: Because she has that like sex energy, and she's like a dance icon.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's been like in everything.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like J-Lo shit and all that.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_03: Like, that's cool.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_03: I just like like her look out of drag.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_03: I think she's funny as hell.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_03: I do.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_03: I do too.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_01: I really think she was great.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_01: I she was like a breath of fresh air.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_01: She was my favorite.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_01: Do you do you have your snatch game character?
1:16:59
SPEAKER_02: I've done so many.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_02: But but me?
1:17:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_02: I think I would maybe do Tilda Swinton and try and be like really absurdist with it.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_02: That's kind of like my vertical and dragon.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_01: And what about you?
1:17:10
SPEAKER_03: Allison Mossy.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_03: Too soon.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_03: Allison.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_03: Let's come.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_03: I've done so many.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_03: I've done Dorinda.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_03: I've done.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_01: Wait, how has Dorinda not been done?
1:17:23
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_01: I've done a good Ramona.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't like Housewives.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_03: I do a good Ramona.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_03: I've done Miss Piggy, which I know you can't do trademark characters, but there was a I did a little loophole.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_03: I did Frank Oz as Miss Piggy.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_03: Who else have I done?
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: I've done Janice Dickinson.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_03: I've done What's her name from uh Rachel Sunset?
1:17:41
SPEAKER_03: Um Chriselle.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_03: I've done a lot.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_03: Because like again, I'm a character actor, so like I'm strong there in like the tape, so I'll give them a lot.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_03: You don't know that they're like hating it.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_02: That's the thing.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_02: It's like you don't know anything.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_02: Like we could you could literally be like one inch away and just not.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_02: No, I think you hear if you're one inch away.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you can be one inch away from being one inch away.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which is the worst.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_03: You need to be an inch away.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_03: Because you're a star.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_03: You are a star.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_03: Counter punt.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_03: Let's see my list.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_03: I have three things.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_03: Give it to us, Gina.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_03: A Mondrian reference.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_03: Oh god, I'm so uneducated.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_03: You know this reference.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_03: It's like white, it's primary color, cubism.
1:18:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_03: I do, I do, I do.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_03: I I think Katy and Trixie, their set was like Mondrian.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yeah.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_03: It's punt for me because Speedo was just advertised to me.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_03: It was Mondrian.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_03: Do you know I'm wearing a Speedo right now?
1:18:35
SPEAKER_03: Are you?
1:18:36
SPEAKER_03: Show us.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't have to.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_03: Were you at the beach?
1:18:38
SPEAKER_01: No, I just like I'm like living out of a suitcase.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_01: This is what I have.
1:18:42
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm afraid of tucking my balls inside my body.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_02: I probably would just wear like three speedos and have that be like my.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, some people do the mash.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_02: I would do the mash.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_02: I'd do the monster mash.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_03: I can't do the mash.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: You gotta you gotta tuck it to feel like a woman.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_01: Feel like I've never done RuPaul in my class, and I want to.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that'd be fun.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_01: Has some bops.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_01: Sissy, that walk is like insane.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_03: I do like his newer stuff that it's all like knockoffs of like, you know, real pop stars.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_01: Boot it.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_03: Let's not bootin.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_03: It makes me laugh.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_03: Boot it! Anyways, I'm punting an overuse of Mondrian.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_03: And let's see.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_03: Refrigerator alarms.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_03: You know the new fridges?
1:19:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh, punt.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_03: Punt.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_03: It's like, let me be a fat bitch, and I will decide when I'm done snacking.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_03: Because I was at my I was in Rhode Island, like staying with my parents, and like it was going off a lot.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, you were and I didn't feel like I was snacking that long.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay, it's been a couple seconds.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_03: It's just a couple butterball turkeys.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_01: Do you have chicken cutlets in your fridge?
1:19:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_01: That's everything.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_03: That's New Jersey.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm raising chicken cutlets.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_03: That's awesome.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_03: Rhode Island and Jersey kind of like sisters, but they like a little bit.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:20:02
SPEAKER_03: Why?
1:20:03
SPEAKER_03: Maybe Rhode Island, maybe it's just a one-sided feud.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_03: Like Rhode Island gets tired of being compared to Jersey because we're guess we don't even really think about Rhode Island in New Jersey.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_03: I think the accent's more like Long Island.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_03: People are always like, it sounds like Jersey and whatever, but closer to Long Island.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, why?
1:20:18
SPEAKER_03: I don't need an alarm.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_03: No one needs an alarm to shut your fridge.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_01: I kind of am sorry to say that sometimes I forget to shut the fridge and then sometimes I'm like, oh good thing this is beeping.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_01: And that's why we play this game.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: To find out.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: You know, because maybe because like it is convenient for some people.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_03: Like they want to know if it's open.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_01: And sometimes my fridge just doesn't really close.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_01: Salami in the door.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_01: I think it's because of the damn salami, the prosciutto that I get.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the pros spilling out, yeah.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_02: Your 20, your 24-7 prosciutto diet.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_03: And then this, I don't know, I must have been high.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_03: Referring to money as cheese.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_02: Cheese?
1:20:54
SPEAKER_03: I think it's kind of kind of that's fierce as hell.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_03: Cheese.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_03: I think it's kind of kind of.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_03: I wish I could do it.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: I think like dough, I think you could get by with dough.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_03: Cheese.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_03: Not cheese yet.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm not cool enough.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, not cheese.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_03: Cool enough or straight enough to be cheese.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_01: I think it's like so uncool it leans cool.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_01: How would you use it in a sentence?
1:21:10
SPEAKER_01: I'd be stacking cheese.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_01: Or if you're a drag queen and you're talking about like tipping.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_01: That's see, it's straight.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but no one's talking about the cheese they made.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_01: I'll be right back.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go count my cheese downstairs.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_01: Who touched my cheese?
1:21:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm missing a little cheese.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's kind of good.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think it's I think it's cunt because like if you can pull it off, it's kind of cool.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_01: What do you guys think about Heather from Real Housewives of New York?
1:21:36
SPEAKER_03: Thompson?
1:21:38
SPEAKER_03: The re like reptile?
1:21:40
SPEAKER_03: I actually live on a stand.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_03: She's cunt.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_03: She's up there for me too, because I love to I could watch her all day.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_03: She's like, hala, holla, mama.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_03: Like Carlina.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_01: My favorite thing she says, shout out Nel Forever.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_01: She goes, You know what I'm saying, Avives.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_01: When she's talking to Aviva.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_03: Again, I'm in the thick of it because I just started going back through every single episode from one.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_03: So I am so sad because Heather's about to get the boot.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_03: And I wanted one more season from her because I could watch her all day.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_03: She is horrible.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_03: She's Fedora core.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_02: She's adorable.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_02: So delicious when they brought her back for like the horrible end season.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_02: And then she got then she immediately like that.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it was like, Heather, no!
1:22:24
SPEAKER_01: I could just she's the queen.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_01: I love her.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: She's the queen.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: She's the queen.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_02: Radzy.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_02: Radzy.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_02: They take their they take their girls' trip to her uh Berkshire's Berkshire's case.
1:22:34
SPEAKER_02: And it's like they but like Ramona's like, I need an AC.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm gonna get an AC delivered.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_02: I can't believe it's a good thing.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_02: She's like, this is the garage, right?
1:22:40
SPEAKER_03: About her whole house.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_03: She books a private jet out of there and then decides to like take a panic attack.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_02: Ramona has a fake panic attack because she pretends that the woods that they're in reminds her of like her trauma.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_02: She's like, there's something about this.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_01: Can I grab my phone?
1:22:53
SPEAKER_01: The plane is there.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_01: I have to tell you guys a quote from Ramona Singer on Instagram recently.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_01: This was her Father's Day post.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_01: We made up two weeks before he passed space, comma, space.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_01: Love you, Dad.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_01: Happy Father's Day.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_01: Was a witness of domestic abuse towards my mob.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: Just end on that.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_01: She's like that's amazing.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_01: Remone.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_01: It's the most confusing thing ever.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_01: We made up.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_01: He hit my mom.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_00: Happy Father's Day.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_01: Sentence structuring of it.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_01: So like there's no.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: In watching it back, she randomly, like in watching it a second time, she kind of ends up always in a way being the voice of reason.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_03: Asides from like the later seasons, like the racism and all that shit.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_03: Like, of course, obviously.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_03: But like in its prime, like she's sort of, I don't know, she keeps it together compared to everyone else who's like a fucking drunk.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:23:56
SPEAKER_03: She is the only one who randomly keeps her head on her shoulders the whole way.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of interesting to see.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_03: It's like, oh.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_03: Talk it, talk about Jill Zaren.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_03: What a disaster.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_03: What a disaster.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_03: Crazy that, like, well, she's like, since the day she was fired from Bravo, every single day she tried to get a drawback, and then she finally got like a thing and couldn't lay low.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_03: She just couldn't help herself.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_03: She just couldn't help herself.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_01: Like the Wendy Williams biopic of Jill Zarin.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, could you imagine the desire?
1:24:30
SPEAKER_01: Like, that's actually really compelling.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_01: That's an Oscar-winning movie.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_01: I should read for Bobby.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_03: Bobby! Bottle like skin spot makeup.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_02: It's a spray bottle.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_03: It's a spray bottle.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_02: Bobby's Aaron's kind of like the the that is like that is there is no more like dramatically rich role than the canceled housewife who is about to get her comeback but then puts her foot in her mouth again again and all of her dreams are snatched away from her and think about the house that day when she got it taken away from her.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_01: You know she called some psychological She's being watched now.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_01: Is that so?
1:25:10
SPEAKER_01: Confirmed.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_01: I think she's spiraling.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_01: What she said was reprehensible.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_03: It was awful.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_03: Bobby was rolling in his grave.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:25:20
SPEAKER_03: He was like a win.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_03: He's like, finally, Jill.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:25:24
SPEAKER_03: He kind of kept her in line.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_04: It's like, why am I talking about?
1:25:28
SPEAKER_04: Why do I have a Bobby's Aaron tribute tattoo?
1:25:31
SPEAKER_02: Lower back.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_02: Bobby.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_02: Bobby.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_02: Bobby.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_02: Well, any final cunty thoughts before we all melt?
1:25:39
SPEAKER_02: Any anything you want to plug?
1:25:40
SPEAKER_02: You've already plugged in.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I actually do have something to plug in.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_02: Yes, plug away.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_01: Plug away.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_01: I teach every week in New York.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_01: I'll be in LA at the end of this month.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_01: You can come see Trixie's tour.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_01: You can see Christian Pekka in Europe, that tour.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_01: You can see just come take my intro to pop star dance class.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_02: You really should.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_02: It's a must.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_01: We are going to.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, we should.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_01: And you have to go in.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
1:26:05
SPEAKER_01: I hired Izzy to I taught her the combination one time, and I was like, I wanted to surprise everyone, and she like was 45 minutes late.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, there you go.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_03: Sounds like it's the young card.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_03: It was such a dream having you here.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_03: This was so lovely.
1:26:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:19
SPEAKER_03: That sees for life down.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much for coming on the big hunt TV.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for being beautiful and talented and having blue eyes.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_03: No one's done it like that.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_03: Maybe the most stunning eyes on that have ever been on the couch.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_02: His eyes clear your eyes.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_02: They do.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_02: I was literally seeing the entire time.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
1:26:37
SPEAKER_02: No, they don't.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_02: They do.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, happy pride.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_02: Pride goes on till Halloween.
1:26:41
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1:26:42
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1:26:45
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1:26:50
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1:26:51
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1:26:52
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