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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Eagles have BIGGEST win in WORLD HISTORY, Mahomes & refs BLOW IT for Chiefs · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All Ride, our Ride coment on your life.
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  Speaker 2: From the hull of the Super Bowl Champions filling up
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  Speaker 2: as it's the Champions of Sports com You're the number
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  Speaker 2: one railing Folly and Tony Fosco show.
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  Speaker 3: As always, Polly fos go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
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  Speaker 3: The party is raging. You can hear it in the streets,
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  Speaker 3: the screaming, the gunfire.
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  Speaker 2: It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
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  Speaker 2: you're out there watching this now, well, the.
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  Speaker 3: Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
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  Speaker 3: our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
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  Speaker 3: our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all fair.
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  Speaker 1: Always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we are journalists.
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  Speaker 2: People first week and that's why we're in here right
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  Speaker 2: now doing this show. And we could be out there
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  Speaker 2: trust us, you know, drinking, having tons of free sex.
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  Speaker 2: That's your curriculum exactly. But we are totally focused on
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  Speaker 2: delivering the show are we telling it?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if you do notice something going on
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  Speaker 1: under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
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  Speaker 1: focused and totally locked in. Hold on sec you can
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  Speaker 1: you move a little to the left, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: put your hair back a little. Well, what was I
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  Speaker 1: saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: It was something for Super Bowl something like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: look so much to get there right now, so let's
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  Speaker 2: not waste any more time and get right in to
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  Speaker 2: our Super Bowl reaction. Well, Eagles are the shed beings, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, my phone, ever since the game ended
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  Speaker 2: in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
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  Speaker 2: phone blowing up up your dough just you know, people
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  Speaker 2: texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us to
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  Speaker 2: bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the subject,
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  Speaker 2: on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people are
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  Speaker 2: thanking us because earlier this week we offered to bribe
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  Speaker 2: the refs six point four million dollars for an Eagles victory.
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  Speaker 2: And well, first of all, we want to tell you
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  Speaker 2: no money changed hands, right, We didn't have to spend
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  Speaker 2: a single cent, well except for when the rest called
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  Speaker 2: the penalties chiefs in the first quarter that did set
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  Speaker 2: us back two hundo. But otherwise after that, exactly after that,
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  Speaker 2: that was all Eagles talent you saw, and Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to sound grandocious here, you know, but
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
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  Speaker 2: when I say this was the biggest win in all
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  Speaker 2: of sports history, wasn't it, Tony?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely No other team has been so globally dominant ever.
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  Speaker 1: We opened the season winning at Brazil and taking home
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  Speaker 1: the coveted Brazilian National Championship, and we ended the season
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  Speaker 1: taking home the United States National Championship.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: That's dominating two whole continents when you think about it.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when the Earth was that one big piece
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  Speaker 1: of land what they call it, the the banera pera panera.
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  Speaker 1: So this win is both historic and prehistoric.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective, that Doughty and Dusty.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's just as ethic a loss from that.
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  Speaker 2: No tallent hack Patrick mahons for him, and oh, Doty
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  Speaker 2: you did Power rankings, didn't you That show just how
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  Speaker 2: bad it was for Mahomes. Tonight tell the paper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
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  Speaker 1: the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
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  Speaker 1: who was perfect in every way yep. Number two Kenny
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  Speaker 1: Pickett made no mistakes. Number three Corson Wentz. You know
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  Speaker 1: the Chiefs really should have started him instead. Number four
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady were a really nice watch, very big and yellow.
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  Speaker 1: Number five Peyton Manning was very funny and very relatable
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  Speaker 1: in those commercials. And number six Patrick Mahomes. And by
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  Speaker 1: the way, now that Aaron Rodgers is a free agent,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta wonder if they cut Mahomes and go to
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers instead.
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  Speaker 2: In Kansas City, you just gotta won the super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: level analysis from you there. And you know who looks
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  Speaker 2: worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, You know because you
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  Speaker 2: know back in college at Bama he went with Tua
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  Speaker 2: over Jalen. Well, now, look, Jaylen just won the Super Bowl. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: our sources tell us that Tuur went to go watch
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  Speaker 2: the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
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  Speaker 2: I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
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  Speaker 2: a sad turn of events, isn't it, Dony So sad?
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  Speaker 2: And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
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  Speaker 2: their game tonight. Don Yeah, the refs were really off
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  Speaker 2: their game. I mean, you know, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: complain here, but usually they would have called back at
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  Speaker 2: least three or four of those Eagles touchdowns. I mean, Dondy,
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  Speaker 2: what do you think happened there?
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  Speaker 1: You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not complaining, but their production was very low compared
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  Speaker 1: to the rest of the season. They lacked their usual
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  Speaker 1: speed in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and
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  Speaker 1: random illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching
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  Speaker 1: the NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight.
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  Speaker 1: But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
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  Speaker 1: you have to be concerned about that. If you're Roger Goodell,
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  Speaker 1: you know the.
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  Speaker 2: Entire league office has to be concerned right now, dony
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  Speaker 2: And on that note, you know, in the Commander's Eagles
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  Speaker 2: game couple of weeks back, we learned that refs can
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  Speaker 2: actually give out points whenever they want. Remember that raw.
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  Speaker 2: Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
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  Speaker 2: Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
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  Speaker 2: two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
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  Speaker 2: who said that would just be too obvious. So then
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  Speaker 2: our sources tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to
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  Speaker 2: pass emergency legislation that would have changed the number of
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  Speaker 2: points awarded for a touchdown from seven to thirty one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call the
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  Speaker 2: NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep watching
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  Speaker 2: the game, so nobody was there to answer. The phone
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  Speaker 2: just went unanswered. Us just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and talk about lucky for us, We have
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  Speaker 2: the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
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  Speaker 2: perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
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  Speaker 2: expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
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  Speaker 2: went basically undefeated since then. Well, yeah, what did we
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  Speaker 2: air after the game? This is having a huge ripple
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  Speaker 2: effect across the league, isn't it, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my sources tell me that right after the game,
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  Speaker 1: Andy Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started
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  Speaker 1: shaving his head, his chest, and both his balls, and
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  Speaker 1: ordered his team to shape all their body in pubic
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  Speaker 1: hair too.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: My sources also tell me that there's so much down
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  Speaker 1: pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
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  Speaker 1: are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
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  Speaker 1: on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
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  Speaker 1: in New Orleans since Katrina. We send out prayers to
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  Speaker 1: those affected once again.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: on a sad note too, That's sad because you know,
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  Speaker 2: I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
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  Speaker 2: like he'd been using in a condition, maybe getting some
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  Speaker 2: pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
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  Speaker 1: you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
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  Speaker 1: into the stadium. But of course now that hair is
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  Speaker 1: down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they're all right, Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight,
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  Speaker 2: But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't there, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
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  Speaker 1: depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
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  Speaker 1: stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
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  Speaker 1: herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So,
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  Speaker 1: while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
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  Speaker 1: favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
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  Speaker 1: Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album. So
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  Speaker 1: good for them.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization
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  Speaker 2: after rules they could take home a title. There you go,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Oh, one order of business, We do need
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  Speaker 2: to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
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  Speaker 2: before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
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  Speaker 2: on our next show, right, but now he's no longer
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  Speaker 2: the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
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  Speaker 2: as you all know. You know, we've been inviting Nick
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  Speaker 2: Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
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  Speaker 2: he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
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  Speaker 2: thirty two consecutive weeks, which is understandable.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's a legend.
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  Speaker 2: So he's a legend, and you know so that so
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  Speaker 2: you know, maybe what we got to do just to
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  Speaker 2: appease both sides here Tony is we invite Foles and
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  Speaker 2: Jalen that's on together. So there you go, Jalen, we
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  Speaker 2: know you're listening, so you're welcome on the show next week.
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  Speaker 2: And well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony, and.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, just the wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do you not hear when I don't hear Tony? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
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  Speaker 1: in the whole world, but we don't hear it right now?
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  Speaker 2: Is he back there? Hey? Produce the jay?
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  Speaker 1: You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he showed up, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so either. You know, he's probably in
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  Speaker 1: his feelings right now because probably crying. He probably probably
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  Speaker 1: crying right now.
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  Speaker 2: Now, how the hell are we even on the air.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? Back then? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
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  Speaker 1: then it went on.
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  Speaker 2: This is very confusing people, but it's better, you know, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: this is the second way is win this night.
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  Speaker 1: This is your second biggest win.
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  Speaker 2: This might be the greatest night in the history of
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  Speaker 2: the show of my life, I think so. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations to
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  Speaker 2: all of us, especially.
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  Speaker 3: To me and you Tony for supporting this.
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  Speaker 1: Team and all the bets we're playing.
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  Speaker 2: Past do we play so many bets on Fusco bet
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  Speaker 2: this you know, this year and the Eagles, and we
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  Speaker 2: told you to do it, and now you're long billionaires
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  Speaker 2: because of it. All right? Well, hey, don't forget rate
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  Speaker 2: and review the show on Apple Podcasts five stars. Go
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  Speaker 2: buy some merch in the merch store. You know, we
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  Speaker 2: may throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super Bowl merch
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  Speaker 2: store in there. And a donting great job as always,
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  Speaker 2: same to you, Paulli.
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  Speaker 1: Another flawless season.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, totally flawless World champions. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 3: see it, faball.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. See your