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- 0:00Speaker 1: He Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 0:11Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
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- 0:31Speaker 2: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, get your
- 0:33Speaker 2: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
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- 1:00Speaker 4: Yes, sir, all right, what is up everybody? Welcome back
- 1:09Speaker 4: to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is Wednesday.
- 1:15Speaker 4: We're in our new studio. Yes, sir, we're in between
- 1:21Speaker 4: studios currently. Still, we haven't been back in the barstool
- 1:25Speaker 4: studio since before. La.
- 1:27Speaker 5: I know, dude, everything's fucking changed. It's way different.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Now we're an on the road show.
- 1:32Speaker 5: What uh are we allowed to say where we actually are?
- 1:36Speaker 4: Yeah, we're at my apartment.
- 1:38Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fucking sick, dude. It's fucking incredible right here, dude.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Yeah, the peomad I like to so like behind the camera.
- 1:44Speaker 4: It goes back like one hundred yards.
- 1:47Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to find a corner. But luckily there's
- 1:49Speaker 5: tons of next what did you say, three thousand square feet?
- 1:52Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
- 1:53Speaker 5: That's a lot. That's what I expect.
- 1:55Speaker 1: The halfpipe in here, I didn't expect a whole that
- 1:58Speaker 1: size of a half pipe, I guess air.
- 2:01Speaker 4: The basketball court we're working on, we're remodeling it because
- 2:06Speaker 4: they've got that weird kind of court, like the one
- 2:08Speaker 4: that has all the It just looks like a bunch
- 2:10Speaker 4: of a bunch of crates, yeah, all of each other. Yeah.
- 2:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Then I like the angles in here. All every wall
- 2:17Speaker 1: is at a diagonal angle. Everything is on a fucking
- 2:21Speaker 1: on a slant in here. But it makes me feel
- 2:25Speaker 1: at it's like a very comfortable and familiar feeling, just
- 2:28Speaker 1: like the house with all the roommates and just a
- 2:31Speaker 1: place for the boys to live at.
- 2:33Speaker 4: For sure.
- 2:33Speaker 5: Dirty ass fucking table.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Table's not dirty, Bro, don't say that.
- 2:38Speaker 5: I mean it's like, it's not like a clean where Like,
- 2:41Speaker 5: where'd you get the table? Did you find it outside
- 2:43Speaker 5: of the.
- 2:43Speaker 4: We bought it and we built it, did you, asshole?
- 2:47Speaker 5: Did you hire someone off task?
- 2:48Speaker 4: Our apartment's not all white and shiny like yours. I
- 2:52Speaker 4: fucking have lived in right white with Neon Wave. Place
- 2:55Speaker 4: is a dull white. Yeah, it is true. It is white. Yeah,
- 3:00Speaker 4: it is more of a beige.
- 3:02Speaker 5: But I like the shoes that you put up on
- 3:03Speaker 5: the wall. Is that some hype beat shit you just
- 3:06Speaker 5: made us do that? What are you talking about? There
- 3:08Speaker 5: would definitely be video.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Let's put the shoes upon the wall.
- 3:12Speaker 5: That's gonna look sick, so fucking RP to Virgil, Bro,
- 3:15Speaker 5: it looks so bad. It looks so fucking sweet.
- 3:18Speaker 4: I'm gonna photoshop those out in the final edit of
- 3:20Speaker 4: the of the podcast.
- 3:21Speaker 5: Better than your hand drawn Bob Dylan pictures that you
- 3:24Speaker 5: had written all over that you actually have painting on
- 3:27Speaker 5: the way, no ship, bro.
- 3:28Speaker 7: How much was it a lot of money?
- 3:30Speaker 4: Did he big? Is it? Dropped a rack on it?
- 3:33Speaker 8: No?
- 3:33Speaker 4: You did it about about a rock? Really, man, it's
- 3:37Speaker 4: fourteen by fourteen inches?
- 3:39Speaker 5: Is it?
- 3:43Speaker 9: What?
- 3:43Speaker 6: No?
- 3:44Speaker 4: I didn't drop a rack on it. I spent there
- 3:45Speaker 4: was two hundred.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Bucks still a little bit too much.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's really cool and it's watercolor, and it's
- 3:50Speaker 4: like the dude clearly spent a lot of time on it.
- 3:52Speaker 4: And I'm all about supporting small artists.
- 3:55Speaker 5: He's a little guy small.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Like three thousand followers came up on my Instagram spore
- 4:00Speaker 4: page I'm doing, said how much we're doing?
- 4:02Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up? What it's an impulse by? Where
- 4:05Speaker 5: are you gonna where are you gonna put it in
- 4:07Speaker 5: my room? Dude, you've been throwing money around ever since
- 4:10Speaker 5: this bonus?
- 4:11Speaker 1: Well, what if there's a small gust of wind then
- 4:13Speaker 1: your little painting flies away? I feel like fourteen by
- 4:16Speaker 1: fourteen is not that? Or what's fourteen by fourteen?
- 4:18Speaker 4: That's like a it's bigger than it's bigger than like this,
- 4:20Speaker 4: like this vinyl? How much is this ten by ten?
- 4:23Speaker 5: Probably? So it's probably like they'd be whipping out and
- 4:25Speaker 5: fucking see right, that's probably ten by ten. Yeah, it's
- 4:29Speaker 5: probably ten by ten.
- 4:31Speaker 4: I'd actually be willing to bet it's exactly ten by ten.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Holy fuck, Bro, Oh my god.
- 4:36Speaker 5: Should we get out the measuring stack?
- 4:38Speaker 4: No, we don't have one of those, but uh we do.
- 4:41Speaker 4: We don't need to do that.
- 4:42Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm I'm deeply impressed and just honored that
- 4:45Speaker 1: you have me over here into the layer.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Bro.
- 4:47Speaker 1: If they were having what's the occasion of recording from
- 4:50Speaker 1: home today?
- 4:51Speaker 4: We took all the cameras from barstool and brought them
- 4:54Speaker 4: here and forgot to bring them home. Wait, what do
- 4:56Speaker 4: you mean to bring them.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Back for the sketch for the sketch shit today or
- 5:01Speaker 5: just in in general? You brought them home the other day.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Uh, yesterday or maybe two days ago. We tried to
- 5:07Speaker 4: film something on Monday on the day off. Didn't really work,
- 5:11Speaker 4: so then we tried to fill something yesterday, which I
- 5:13Speaker 4: thought was funny.
- 5:14Speaker 1: When did you film the other shit that you put out?
- 5:16Speaker 1: What's the plan with this show? What's the plan with when?
- 5:19Speaker 1: When's it gonna be?
- 5:20Speaker 3: Like?
- 5:20Speaker 5: Uh? Like it feels like it's ramping up right now. Yeah,
- 5:23Speaker 5: we got a bunch of it just as a little
- 5:25Speaker 5: news drop.
- 5:26Speaker 1: It's like on the Portinoy's show Inside Barstool, It's like
- 5:29Speaker 1: a little inside Sas.
- 5:30Speaker 5: Bro, give us inside Sas.
- 5:32Speaker 4: I mean, we've got a bunch of stuff planned out.
- 5:33Speaker 4: We got like over twenty sketches, like basically ready to
- 5:36Speaker 4: be filmed hotly.
- 5:37Speaker 5: Fuck bro.
- 5:38Speaker 4: Yeah, we just have to find the time to film them.
- 5:41Speaker 1: And how are you going to release them all one
- 5:43Speaker 1: by one or in like little clumps or like weekly
- 5:46Speaker 1: or bi weekly.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I think we'll probably do some individuals and then I
- 5:51Speaker 4: think the goal is to put out like a twenty
- 5:52Speaker 4: minute episode, right ten or ten to fifteen minutes.
- 5:55Speaker 7: Yeah, there'll be something that live on the Twitter that
- 5:58Speaker 7: aren't in the episode and vice versa. But yeah, and.
- 6:02Speaker 1: How are you gonna incorporate some women and people of
- 6:05Speaker 1: color in your in your sketches?
- 6:09Speaker 4: This is strictly white men. There's not enough sketch shows
- 6:13Speaker 4: with only white men.
- 6:14Speaker 5: And you're about to fucking reinvent the wheel with that bitch.
- 6:17Speaker 7: No, it is said I wish that sl was more white.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Yeah no, and that yeah, like if SNL was really white,
- 6:23Speaker 1: that's what you guys are.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much, I fucking love it it's been I mean,
- 6:28Speaker 5: I know you're only too deep.
- 6:29Speaker 1: So and you also have set a high bar. I
- 6:31Speaker 1: would have I would have made the first couple suck
- 6:32Speaker 1: a little bit more. Well, people didn't like Yesterdays and
- 6:37Speaker 1: what what do you mean?
- 6:38Speaker 4: I don't know these people were we were getting some
- 6:40Speaker 4: we're getting some heat, but we also got all of
- 6:41Speaker 4: people that did like it.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Bro. I thought you turned off the comments. Bro, I
- 6:44Speaker 5: thought you don't read the comments.
- 6:45Speaker 4: I still read the comments. Yeah, yeah, all the time.
- 6:47Speaker 5: On every platform. Which platform you think has the best,
- 6:50Speaker 5: most insightful comments, most useful comments nowhere there has to
- 6:56Speaker 5: be one that has more useful than others. Are there
- 7:00Speaker 5: some people that you listen to or is it all
- 7:01Speaker 5: just uh like you listen to everybody?
- 7:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's a tough question.
- 7:08Speaker 4: YouTube I would say has the best. I mean depends
- 7:11Speaker 4: on what.
- 7:12Speaker 5: Like.
- 7:12Speaker 4: For my YouTube, comments are like usually like very good feedback,
- 7:15Speaker 4: Like they'll comment if something like they'll be like, oh
- 7:18Speaker 4: I like this, but you should do this like and
- 7:20Speaker 4: I enjoy that a little constructive criticism. But like Twitter,
- 7:30Speaker 4: Reddit is like Reddit, They'll sometimes will be really nice
- 7:34Speaker 4: comments that I like, But then there will also be
- 7:35Speaker 4: comments where they like act like they were like here
- 7:37Speaker 4: filming it with us, and are like try to act
- 7:40Speaker 4: like they know everything that's going on, which pisses me off.
- 7:43Speaker 5: What do you mean with like the layout of the
- 7:45Speaker 5: sketch or with what's just like that and just like no,
- 7:48Speaker 5: just like shit like that and like the layout and
- 7:49Speaker 5: like and like stuff like I don't even know how
- 7:52Speaker 5: to describe it.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Just people who like think that they're like working with us.
- 7:56Speaker 5: They don't fucking know, bro, I don't know.
- 7:58Speaker 4: No, No, I've got a lot better though. None of
- 8:00Speaker 4: it really bothers me anymore. Like it used to like
- 8:02Speaker 4: be like shit would like keep me up at night, But.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Now people are I mean people. I think people like
- 8:07Speaker 1: it too. I think it's actually good ship. I think
- 8:09Speaker 1: it's good. Uh you know, yeah, I thought I thought
- 8:11Speaker 1: both were funny. I thought the the panagram on the forehead.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Did you see that one?
- 8:16Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 8:17Speaker 4: You think it looked good?
- 8:18Speaker 5: Yeah? Who's your makeup girl?
- 8:19Speaker 4: It looked real, isn't it.
- 8:20Speaker 5: Who's your makeup girl?
- 8:21Speaker 7: It was me?
- 8:23Speaker 4: We fucked it up twice.
- 8:25Speaker 7: Yeah, we just putting dollars called the one that worked.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean backwards. I thought it was
- 8:32Speaker 1: like a palindrome. I thought, it's a circle with like
- 8:34Speaker 1: an a in the middle. How can that go backwardss?
- 8:36Speaker 7: Like like backwards this way?
- 8:39Speaker 4: But isn't It's like a makeup sticker.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Doesn't it one size?
- 8:44Speaker 4: One side was like race Yeah, and then once I
- 8:46Speaker 4: was completely smooth.
- 8:48Speaker 5: Damn dude, we need to and I'm.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Very happy we got it to look how it looked,
- 8:51Speaker 4: because if it like the other one looked significantly worse. Yeah,
- 8:55Speaker 4: the other one was like glossy and just smooth.
- 8:58Speaker 7: I was bummed about my eyes though. Why the eyes
- 9:02Speaker 7: that came and you still need to like do the
- 9:04Speaker 7: makeup yourself.
- 9:05Speaker 4: That was ridiculous. That was the biggest ripe off ever.
- 9:08Speaker 4: We got these like eyes that were like supposed to
- 9:10Speaker 4: be like holes in your eyes, and that's how we
- 9:12Speaker 4: thought it was seemed like the same thing, like there's
- 9:13Speaker 4: something you put over your eyes. We got it out.
- 9:15Speaker 4: It's just white. It's just like a white patch. You
- 9:17Speaker 4: have to like paint it yourself.
- 9:19Speaker 5: Where did you say you evercadabra.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it's awesome. Credit there.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah it is kind of awesome, but you can't return
- 9:25Speaker 1: anything there though.
- 9:26Speaker 5: Really there's some bullshit.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Really, Oh dude, there's some dude. They have ship there,
- 9:30Speaker 4: Like you could go there and you could spend one
- 9:32Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars.
- 9:33Speaker 5: Easily, and it kind of gives me the willies when
- 9:35Speaker 5: I walk out there. Creepy. They had to jump a
- 9:38Speaker 5: little bit with like the hands and the bodies.
- 9:39Speaker 7: Sick human corpse with the apple in its mouth, and
- 9:42Speaker 7: you could buy each of its limbs separately, and they
- 9:45Speaker 7: were all over three or four thousand dollars apiece.
- 9:48Speaker 1: And in the front there's like it's like a deli
- 9:50Speaker 1: window and there's just body parts in there and ship.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Also the people there, like you know that people there
- 9:55Speaker 4: take their job like like like so serious.
- 9:58Speaker 5: Yeah, they're definitely named like Elvis shit like that fucking.
- 10:02Speaker 7: They had that brick and mortar stores their end goal
- 10:04Speaker 7: career wise.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Yeah, they I remember checking out yesterday and the guy
- 10:08Speaker 4: was like planning a Satan or planning like a Satanic
- 10:13Speaker 4: a Satanic worshiping ceremony or something, and I was like, oh, yeah,
- 10:19Speaker 4: he's like right on.
- 10:20Speaker 5: Right home, brother drop. Yeah, I'll be there my last week.
- 10:25Speaker 5: You know.
- 10:25Speaker 4: My boys were sucking around with that stuff the other night.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Yeah, using the makeups a good way to kind of
- 10:30Speaker 1: ramp up to actually carve your pentagram in your forehead.
- 10:33Speaker 5: Yeah, he lifts up his bangs, he's got the pentagram
- 10:37Speaker 5: just dangling there.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Yeah, they were, it was. It's an interesting place.
- 10:40Speaker 1: But shout out to Africa Dabric because at least they're
- 10:42Speaker 1: around all year long. It's not like spirit Halloween stores
- 10:46Speaker 1: that just pop up out of nowhere, fucking swoop into
- 10:50Speaker 1: town and then are gone on November first, like the
- 10:52Speaker 1: never were there.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, like those other like Halloween stores, you can't
- 10:56Speaker 4: get ship like that. You can't go to like it's
- 10:59Speaker 4: a party and get fucking panagrams. You can get some
- 11:03Speaker 4: confetti or something like that. Yeah, you get a.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Party had or some shit like that, but you're not
- 11:10Speaker 1: gonna be able to get that panagrams, not that exotic ship.
- 11:14Speaker 5: Dude. I was, I got you, I got you.
- 11:17Speaker 4: A gift out really is another airport book?
- 11:21Speaker 5: No, dude. First off, I feel like you're kind of
- 11:25Speaker 5: kind kind of flipping about that I got myself an
- 11:28Speaker 5: airport book this time because I didn't get you an
- 11:30Speaker 5: airport book. But then I was like, you don't go
- 11:32Speaker 5: to airports. You've never even been in an airport before.
- 11:35Speaker 7: Look at this mobility of the podcast.
- 11:37Speaker 5: See this is kind of fucking sweet, not bad. I
- 11:40Speaker 5: am talking a while, I'm not on. I got too
- 11:44Speaker 5: many zippers on this fucking bag.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Bro, it's a lot of luggage for one day.
- 11:48Speaker 1: I know there's not that much any here. But also,
- 11:52Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're a big present brother.
- 11:53Speaker 5: First off, Bro, this is my airport book. Bro, I'm
- 11:56Speaker 5: fucking reading. Bro.
- 11:58Speaker 4: Jesus, they can can speare there. That's actually might be interesting.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Yeah, it actually fucking is.
- 12:03Speaker 4: You read the whole thing.
- 12:05Speaker 5: You can see how it deep into it.
- 12:06Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh hell yeah, oh my god, yeah bro,
- 12:14Speaker 4: little mini guy.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, Delta airport place at my boy, Let me
- 12:20Speaker 1: make sure I scratched off the price tag on the
- 12:22Speaker 1: back here.
- 12:22Speaker 4: How much was it?
- 12:24Speaker 3: Chill?
- 12:24Speaker 5: Bro? Fucking water go easy? Yeah, super expensive Bro?
- 12:29Speaker 4: How much was it?
- 12:29Speaker 5: It ends in a nine? This part ends in a nine. No, No,
- 12:34Speaker 5: I think that's nine out at an airport. Dude. Look
- 12:36Speaker 5: how nice that ship is.
- 12:38Speaker 7: Yeah, Candy's eleven dollars a pound.
- 12:40Speaker 5: And that's the scale. So that's the scale. So it's
- 12:43Speaker 5: not like one of the biggest planes.
- 12:45Speaker 4: But you know what a vehicle we're looking at here.
- 12:48Speaker 5: It's the seven thirty Is it seven thirty D?
- 12:51Speaker 4: Because it's the seven thirty seven. I'm tossing this thing
- 12:53Speaker 4: in the fucking trash.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Oh No, seven thirty seven is probably we're gonna crash
- 12:57Speaker 1: on its own. Brother, that's the seven thirty seven Max.
- 13:00Speaker 1: But uh no, I literally have no idea what it is.
- 13:03Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it. That's hilarious, but there
- 13:06Speaker 5: you can open it up. There's there should be the
- 13:08Speaker 5: little cars that uh yeah, they got the cars they
- 13:10Speaker 5: drive around. You can kind of like zoom them around.
- 13:12Speaker 5: I'm gonna have fun with this and like kind of
- 13:14Speaker 5: crash them into each other. If you want to kind
- 13:16Speaker 5: of get that ship off your chest and really enjoy yourself.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Maybe we should stop recording now so I can go play.
- 13:25Speaker 5: I wanted to play.
- 13:26Speaker 1: When I was buying it, I felt like I was
- 13:28Speaker 1: like buying my son a gift.
- 13:30Speaker 5: Like it wasn't like the children's toy section.
- 13:33Speaker 4: Oh I appreciate it.
- 13:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I brought you would bro as fuck never go
- 13:36Speaker 5: down to Jackson without bringing something home for the movies.
- 13:39Speaker 5: I had to fucking look out, dude, did you have.
- 13:42Speaker 4: You seen that new Boeing documentary, The Downfall of Bowing.
- 13:45Speaker 5: No, dude, what happened?
- 13:46Speaker 9: You?
- 13:46Speaker 4: Just check it out. It's good.
- 13:48Speaker 5: I won't spoil it too much. I'd rather be spoiled.
- 13:51Speaker 5: I'm not gonna watch it, so it's good.
- 13:53Speaker 4: You should watch it. It was from sun Dance this year.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Just give me a quick ass synopsis. I didn't realize
- 13:57Speaker 5: Boeing even had a downfall. I thought that they were
- 13:59Speaker 5: still manufacturing and a massive scale.
- 14:02Speaker 4: They are, but they're no airbus.
- 14:05Speaker 5: That's why I only have air buses in my room,
- 14:07Speaker 5: because they're not Boeing. Did you watch the documentary and
- 14:10Speaker 5: throw all your Boeings in in your little garbage disposal,
- 14:12Speaker 5: which I know you have. Yeah, dude, what is that
- 14:15Speaker 5: plug doing right above your fucking sink?
- 14:19Speaker 4: It's not there all, Yes, it is.
- 14:21Speaker 5: You have an extension cord and another extension cord pulling
- 14:25Speaker 5: on a fucking power strip, just dangling above your only
- 14:29Speaker 5: water source. What what's going on over there? Bro? You're
- 14:38Speaker 5: either going to short circuit or electrocute yourself.
- 14:41Speaker 4: I'm not worried about it at all. You don't know
- 14:43Speaker 4: you use the sink that often? Yeah, that's true. Sink
- 14:46Speaker 4: is actually it doesn't even work.
- 14:49Speaker 5: Vastly overrated.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Also, this isn't like a weird layout for a New
- 14:52Speaker 4: York City apartment in West Village, But I just.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Can't Can you agree with that?
- 14:56Speaker 4: I'm talking about this specifically with the free the oven
- 15:00Speaker 4: and the dishwasher and the sink all right next to
- 15:02Speaker 4: each other. Yes, my apartment in East Village looked exactly
- 15:06Speaker 4: the same, and so did my apartment in Hell's Kitchen.
- 15:09Speaker 5: I would say that this is a pretty typical.
- 15:10Speaker 1: I haven't been in like a billion West Village apartments
- 15:12Speaker 1: in my life, but this feels pretty typical.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Like all the people on Twitter being like, okay, but
- 15:17Speaker 4: can we talk about why their dishwasher is below their sink?
- 15:20Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know, because it fucking saves space? Idiots,
- 15:23Speaker 4: where does like everyone I know, like, if you go
- 15:27Speaker 4: to anyone's apartment, they have that in New York.
- 15:29Speaker 5: But where's the sink dip down to though?
- 15:31Speaker 4: Well, it connects to the dishwashers, so all the dirty
- 15:33Speaker 4: water from the dirty water from the sink trips into
- 15:36Speaker 4: the works.
- 15:38Speaker 5: But my bad, my bad, I got a to d
- 15:39Speaker 5: for a half second. What happened with Boeing?
- 15:41Speaker 1: How do just give me a brief idea of bowing
- 15:45Speaker 1: and how they hit their downfall.
- 15:47Speaker 4: So basically, air Bus, so Boeing forever was like the
- 15:50Speaker 4: lead plane manufacturer manufacturer, and and air Bus eventually which
- 15:56Speaker 4: was European, caught up to Boeing and they released these
- 15:59Speaker 4: new fuel of fish planes and with like fuel they
- 16:03Speaker 4: released these new this whole entire new model of plane
- 16:06Speaker 4: and it was like had fuel efficient engines, which was
- 16:08Speaker 4: like the first time that's ever been a thing.
- 16:10Speaker 5: And dude, I don't understand why how airlines can act
- 16:14Speaker 5: like they're fuel efficient or even worse carbon neutral.
- 16:18Speaker 4: Now they're like the worst thing in the world for
- 16:20Speaker 4: the environment.
- 16:21Speaker 1: But they have videos at the beginning of the Delta
- 16:24Speaker 1: flights that are like, here's how we're saving the planet
- 16:27Speaker 1: by flying. It's literally just setting fuel on fire in
- 16:31Speaker 1: the air and kind of sprinkling in it all. It's
- 16:33Speaker 1: overall humanity like a seasoning.
- 16:35Speaker 4: I would I would I don't know, I might be wrong,
- 16:38Speaker 4: but I would say it's like probably the worst thing
- 16:40Speaker 4: there is for the environment. Yeah, there's like over like
- 16:43Speaker 4: like I don't know what you're saying, planes in general
- 16:45Speaker 4: or planes generals, because I feel like private jets might
- 16:48Speaker 4: even be worse, but private jets are probably worse on there.
- 16:51Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, that's true. There's like, like I forgot
- 16:55Speaker 4: when the think of the documentary, they said that there's
- 16:56Speaker 4: like over like actively right now there at any tiven time,
- 16:59Speaker 4: there's like over ten thousand, like Boeing planes flying ten thousand.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, So how is therewall? It seems
- 17:07Speaker 5: like Boeing's fucking eating right now. Seems like Boweing's crushing
- 17:10Speaker 5: it right now.
- 17:11Speaker 4: I don't really think there was that much of a downfall,
- 17:14Speaker 4: but basically they so Airbus released this new fuel efficient plane.
- 17:18Speaker 4: Boeing needed something to catch up because they hadn't released
- 17:20Speaker 4: a new plane a while. They've been using the same
- 17:22Speaker 4: design and just like slowly upgrading the seven three seven
- 17:25Speaker 4: and then eventually they put out the seven three seven Max,
- 17:29Speaker 4: which was then.
- 17:31Speaker 5: That's the one that crashes all yeah, like it can't.
- 17:33Speaker 4: Yeah, So the seventh the seven three seven Max, was
- 17:37Speaker 4: just the seven three seven with fuel efficient engines, and
- 17:43Speaker 4: the engines were much bigger.
- 17:46Speaker 1: So seven three seven maxes the Ethiopian Airlines one that
- 17:49Speaker 1: yes crashed a couple of years yeah.
- 17:54Speaker 4: And so the engines were much bigger, so like if
- 17:57Speaker 4: they were taking off, it could force them to climb
- 18:00Speaker 4: I'm a to like vertical hu. And so they put
- 18:04Speaker 4: in this new system called the MCST system, which basically
- 18:07Speaker 4: when they were going to vertical because of the engines,
- 18:10Speaker 4: it would take the thing at the back of the plane,
- 18:13Speaker 4: like one of the little wings or something, and it
- 18:15Speaker 4: would like move it in a direction which would bring
- 18:18Speaker 4: the nose back down. And they didn't tell any of
- 18:23Speaker 4: the pilots or anyone basically outside of Boeing about this
- 18:27Speaker 4: because if they did tell them that there was a
- 18:29Speaker 4: whole new system on the plane, they would have to
- 18:31Speaker 4: pay for pilot training, which was like a super expensive
- 18:34Speaker 4: and they couldn't afford it. Like every every single pilot
- 18:37Speaker 4: that was gonna flytrained to be retrained, which is like
- 18:40Speaker 4: you have to make like like uh, I don't know
- 18:44Speaker 4: a bunch of shit.
- 18:45Speaker 1: And so they just didn't tell anybody, and the plane
- 18:49Speaker 1: started flying up and then they didn't know how.
- 18:50Speaker 5: To use the new technology, and what they was like back, no, no, no,
- 18:53Speaker 5: it's actually way worse.
- 18:54Speaker 4: So basically it would be they'd be taking off and
- 18:57Speaker 4: I think both of the crashes happened like within thirteen
- 18:59Speaker 4: minutes of the plane and taking off, and the entire
- 19:04Speaker 4: thing that like controlled the MCAST system was right on
- 19:07Speaker 4: like the edge of the tip of the of the
- 19:09Speaker 4: front of the plane and it was like just this
- 19:11Speaker 4: tiny antenna. So basically if that thing was damaged, the
- 19:14Speaker 4: MCAST system would be broken, and like the plane would
- 19:16Speaker 4: like malfunction and crash. And so in both scenarios, the
- 19:22Speaker 4: plane was like going up just like a normal takeoff,
- 19:25Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, the plane's like getting
- 19:26Speaker 4: pushed down repeated repeatedly, and it would be like ten
- 19:29Speaker 4: seconds on ten seconds off where it would be getting
- 19:32Speaker 4: pushed down, and the MCAST system was like completely fucked
- 19:37Speaker 4: and it like broke on both of those occasions, and
- 19:40Speaker 4: the pilots had no like they didn't even know what
- 19:42Speaker 4: the MCAST system was. And so basically, like the plane,
- 19:47Speaker 4: like the MCAS system basically just killed them, like it
- 19:49Speaker 4: was forcing the nose down until they crashed.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Dude, this is the most autistic I've ever seen what
- 19:56Speaker 5: I've never seen them.
- 19:57Speaker 4: So authistic before in my lege. I had to start
- 20:01Speaker 4: chucking the email.
- 20:03Speaker 5: That was no, I stayed with you, I stayed with
- 20:06Speaker 5: you for the ride, but.
- 20:10Speaker 4: Seen I would have watched Incredible after that because that's
- 20:14Speaker 4: basically it gets a little.
- 20:16Speaker 5: Because you know more about the documentary than the documentary.
- 20:18Speaker 4: They just go over that like a hundred times. But
- 20:20Speaker 4: it's pretty interesting. And like the whole reason they put
- 20:23Speaker 4: out the new plane was because like a Wall Street
- 20:25Speaker 4: and everything. So like in conclusion, it's basically like capitalism
- 20:28Speaker 4: is going to be the downfall society.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Damn.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Yeah, and they just literally killing.
- 20:32Speaker 5: People, so they're on that socialist tip.
- 20:35Speaker 4: I don't know, but all I know is that yeah,
- 20:39Speaker 4: like six like probably like four hundred people died and
- 20:43Speaker 4: like Boeing like completely it was fucked. Like like the
- 20:47Speaker 4: court case is pretty interesting because like they just deny everything.
- 20:50Speaker 5: Well that's good. Do you want to open your toy?
- 20:53Speaker 4: You should save that for off camera. You're gonna be.
- 20:56Speaker 5: Going to the town. Oh and do you ever hear
- 20:59Speaker 5: him just in his room like we're coming.
- 21:07Speaker 4: I basically just do nine to eleven reenactments in my room.
- 21:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:11Speaker 7: He just creates scenes where he like gets to the
- 21:13Speaker 7: airport before the girl leaves.
- 21:18Speaker 5: Just pulls up in the last second.
- 21:21Speaker 4: Wait, I recreate scenarios where I'm on the plane.
- 21:24Speaker 7: Don't get on that seven thirty eight and.
- 21:26Speaker 4: I seven thirty seven, Max, but a good joke, try.
- 21:33Speaker 5: Oh dude, don't you guys wears that the that the
- 21:37Speaker 5: September eleventh attacks had targeted the Empire State Building instead
- 21:41Speaker 5: of the World Trade Centers. Yeah, I think that kind
- 21:44Speaker 5: of would have been a little bit more just, but
- 21:46Speaker 5: also a little more fair.
- 21:48Speaker 4: I feel like that more people would have died in
- 21:50Speaker 4: the Empire State, Yeah, because they'd more ship around. Yeah,
- 21:53Speaker 4: because like five eyes so like spread apart. I feel like,
- 21:57Speaker 4: you know what I mean, I don't know what the dude,
- 22:00Speaker 4: it might have been different then the building was quite full. Yeah, yeah, dude.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Also I read recently, I didn't know that, like when
- 22:06Speaker 4: it originally happened, they thought that twenty thousand people died. Yes,
- 22:11Speaker 4: I did not know that. That's crazy for like the
- 22:13Speaker 4: first like day and they were certainly going down A
- 22:16Speaker 4: thousand people died, Yeah, because apparently like typically there's like
- 22:20Speaker 4: twenty thousand people in those rubble buildings. Yeah.
- 22:23Speaker 5: I guess people just got out of dodge.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I was more just talking about the
- 22:27Speaker 1: fact that our day works over there, we could talk
- 22:34Speaker 1: about them.
- 22:35Speaker 7: Did you see he was on the New York Post today.
- 22:38Speaker 5: I did see that.
- 22:40Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw you got like the page.
- 22:43Speaker 5: Yeah that's oh oh that was a day. Yeah what
- 22:46Speaker 5: the fuck?
- 22:47Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty cool, dude. We gotta shouts out o day.
- 22:50Speaker 5: We got to take our we got to take our
- 22:52Speaker 5: talents over to another fucking corporate entity where they're just
- 22:55Speaker 5: thrown around money because we worked at barstool. Yeah, that's
- 22:59Speaker 5: definitely what's happening all over that.
- 23:01Speaker 4: That's happening to everybody.
- 23:02Speaker 5: People are just getting sucked out of barstool left and right,
- 23:05Speaker 5: and fucking people are just like companies just must have
- 23:08Speaker 5: tons of money for someone that worked at barstool once.
- 23:10Speaker 4: I mean, that's like the thing. Like in my opinion,
- 23:13Speaker 4: I feel like ohen and like like all the gambling,
- 23:17Speaker 4: like like social people are like in a better job
- 23:20Speaker 4: security position than like I am. Definitely like they have
- 23:24Speaker 4: to like like doesn't Jack doesn't Jack like like doesn't
- 23:27Speaker 4: people try and pick him up all the time. Yeah,
- 23:29Speaker 4: and he just always turns down the offers. Of course,
- 23:32Speaker 4: I've never had someone you'd never leave the ship and
- 23:35Speaker 4: pick me up.
- 23:36Speaker 5: That's not true. I wouldn't say that. No one's ever
- 23:39Speaker 5: tried to.
- 23:39Speaker 4: Take a lot of agents court you. Yeah, I guess
- 23:43Speaker 4: there's not a lot of content.
- 23:45Speaker 7: And Tim Dillon tried to he tried to pick you up.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I guess there's not a lot of like content companies
- 23:51Speaker 4: like Barstool.
- 23:53Speaker 5: Yeah, bro to byer ship. Bro.
- 23:55Speaker 4: That's what makes us so fucking unique.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Honestly, dude, That's why Barso is gonna be around and
- 24:00Speaker 1: all these other fucking corporate entities are fucking long gone.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Bro.
- 24:04Speaker 1: We're built for the fucking long haul. That's why I
- 24:06Speaker 1: love it over here where the when you got hired.
- 24:09Speaker 4: At barstool, where people look mad at you. M No,
- 24:13Speaker 4: like you didn't get any of like your followers from
- 24:16Speaker 4: like the rap battle community being like, wow, dude, what
- 24:18Speaker 4: the fuck?
- 24:19Speaker 5: I don't think any of them knew what Barstool was.
- 24:21Speaker 5: I think I introduced the scene like as a whole too,
- 24:23Speaker 5: what Barstool was as far as battle rap.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Kind of like made Barstool big.
- 24:27Speaker 5: It wasn't really thing back then.
- 24:31Speaker 4: But didn't you try and get hired a while ago?
- 24:33Speaker 5: I tried to get hired even before that.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Yeah, I just.
- 24:38Speaker 5: I just want It's just such an easy job. I
- 24:41Speaker 5: just saw the people who were doing it, and I
- 24:44Speaker 5: just wanted it so bad, dude. I was like, dude,
- 24:46Speaker 5: they don't fucking work.
- 24:47Speaker 4: At oh, dude.
- 24:49Speaker 1: And people confuse themselves after a while at an easy
- 24:52Speaker 1: job that they're like actually working hard or something like that,
- 24:56Speaker 1: and they'll just like, oh, it just turns into a
- 24:58Speaker 1: regular job after a while. But it's like, oh, dude,
- 25:01Speaker 1: this ship is fucking so easy. But people will trick
- 25:03Speaker 1: themselves into being sad about it. But uh, I just wanted.
- 25:06Speaker 4: To I'm not sad about I like my job. I'm
- 25:11Speaker 4: more just.
- 25:12Speaker 7: Like, I don't know, you've been Uh, you've been good.
- 25:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I just like want to go do shit.
- 25:18Speaker 1: It's because you. I think it's because you shaved your head.
- 25:20Speaker 1: That's what was the point of Because your hair carries energy.
- 25:24Speaker 1: I saw a Sweedy interview where she said your hair
- 25:26Speaker 1: carries energy, and so she gave herself a buzz cut.
- 25:30Speaker 1: She gave herself a little birthday buzz cut, and she
- 25:32Speaker 1: said it changed her whole shit.
- 25:34Speaker 7: It's the reverse Sampson.
- 25:35Speaker 5: It's the reverse Sampson. He got his power from the baldy.
- 25:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm probably never gonna have long hair again.
- 25:41Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, I think that you're lazy enough
- 25:43Speaker 5: to not get a haircut.
- 25:44Speaker 4: I am. Yeah, that's why I shave my head to
- 25:46Speaker 4: begin with.
- 25:47Speaker 5: But I'm saying I think that you could just go
- 25:49Speaker 5: long enough.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Where you're just like like, you'll just like put it off,
- 25:52Speaker 1: put it off, put it off, and next thing you know,
- 25:54Speaker 1: you're gonna have full flow. You look funny as fuck
- 25:57Speaker 1: with long ass hair though, because yeah, it's like Guyle
- 26:00Speaker 1: from Street Fighter.
- 26:01Speaker 4: Yeah, because I saw that we had that Alex kid
- 26:05Speaker 4: on did you see that that kid or no, Axel Weber,
- 26:07Speaker 4: that kid from the from the poor Kid. You know
- 26:10Speaker 4: that poor bitch Alex Webber, I don't know on TikTok, Yes, yes,
- 26:17Speaker 4: who so clearly is pretending after the Yeah, you had him.
- 26:21Speaker 4: I never seen someone more media trained in my life.
- 26:23Speaker 7: It was insane.
- 26:24Speaker 4: I'm from a small town in Michigan, but I just
- 26:26Speaker 4: wanted to escape, just find myself in the big old
- 26:28Speaker 4: city of Manhattan.
- 26:30Speaker 7: We were like, how much money do you have? And
- 26:32Speaker 7: he pulled it out like a dollar bill like Jordan
- 26:34Speaker 7: Belford's speech.
- 26:35Speaker 4: He was like, as today, at least I got at
- 26:37Speaker 4: least a dollar And then and then we're like, dude,
- 26:41Speaker 4: you were a millionaire who invited him? Like they do.
- 26:44Speaker 4: They saw him on the street. He was out on
- 26:47Speaker 4: the street playing piano, and they saw him and they
- 26:49Speaker 4: went and just like he's a sigh. Up. You think
- 26:51Speaker 4: he's also short as fuck in real life? What? Yeah, dude,
- 27:01Speaker 4: I honestly didn't dislike him. I think he was a
- 27:04Speaker 4: little awkward on the y act. But also after I
- 27:07Speaker 4: was like, well, we also did just pull him off
- 27:09Speaker 4: of the street and brought him into a live radio show.
- 27:12Speaker 4: I would probably I would not have done that to
- 27:13Speaker 4: begin with.
- 27:14Speaker 5: To go into a live radio show.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I mean, well, I feel like it'd
- 27:18Speaker 1: be easier for you to go on because you're not
- 27:20Speaker 1: a snake oil salesman telling everyone a lie at all.
- 27:23Speaker 4: Yeah, you're saying.
- 27:24Speaker 7: His publicists are definitely livid.
- 27:27Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they were rolling around when they saw him
- 27:29Speaker 4: on barstool because it's I think he said he didn't
- 27:31Speaker 4: even know what bar stool? Did he pretend he didn't
- 27:33Speaker 4: know what it was.
- 27:33Speaker 7: Yeah, he said, pitch it to me.
- 27:36Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, you guys just talk about sports.
- 27:39Speaker 5: You guys should have slit his throat and struggled ceiling.
- 27:43Speaker 5: You should have eaten his fucking liver as like a
- 27:46Speaker 5: sign to other people that walk through the fucking threshold
- 27:49Speaker 5: of the barstool.
- 27:50Speaker 7: You should have sacrificed him.
- 27:51Speaker 5: You should have sacrificed him like yellow jackets. Dude, you
- 27:53Speaker 5: should have got him. I mean, I.
- 27:55Speaker 4: Don't know, I really don't know what I think about
- 27:59Speaker 4: that he's I just don't think I believe that he's
- 28:02Speaker 4: like poor.
- 28:03Speaker 5: Yeah he's not. And lying about before that is the
- 28:08Speaker 5: worst type of rich pretending to be poor. Yeah, it's
- 28:11Speaker 5: the worst type.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I'd rather you be like opulent, like to to like
- 28:16Speaker 1: the point of like rubbing it in everybody's faces.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Or I'd rather you be.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Poor and pretend to be rich but being rich and
- 28:23Speaker 1: just acting like you're just like this humble poor person,
- 28:26Speaker 1: or like giving other poor people a fake dream of
- 28:29Speaker 1: how they can live this life. That's the most fucked
- 28:32Speaker 1: up thing at all. Could we actually are poor?
- 28:34Speaker 5: Because he said he lived look at your guys apartment
- 28:37Speaker 5: last thing too.
- 28:38Speaker 4: Is a part of the same class as ours. Yeah,
- 28:40Speaker 4: I think that makes me feel.
- 28:41Speaker 1: I know, and he probably he just has like nicer amenities. Yeah,
- 28:45Speaker 1: you're a fucking you're sought after, your boss respects you.
- 28:48Speaker 1: And then we were talking about like, oh, someone asked
- 28:50Speaker 1: him if he'll.
- 28:53Speaker 7: Never get tweeted about him this morning too.
- 28:56Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a sye dude.
- 28:58Speaker 4: We we someone asked to me, like, you ever treat
- 29:00Speaker 4: yourself to, like a really nice steak dinner. I think
- 29:02Speaker 4: it was KB, and he was like, like, I know,
- 29:06Speaker 4: it's like I treat myself to a nice one dollar slice?
- 29:10Speaker 5: What do you mean treats him? So he just eats.
- 29:11Speaker 5: So he eats meals.
- 29:13Speaker 4: Like you know, like he doesn't want, like he doesn't
- 29:15Speaker 4: spend like he say, he claims he's super frugal, like frugal, Yeah,
- 29:20Speaker 4: but he doesn't.
- 29:20Speaker 5: But he eats three square meals a day, right.
- 29:23Speaker 4: Dude, he probably eats like he plays a private chef.
- 29:27Speaker 5: Get money. He's saving with the dollar? The dollar?
- 29:31Speaker 4: Where did he what was the start with the dollar? Ready?
- 29:32Speaker 4: Get it?
- 29:33Speaker 5: Oh?
- 29:34Speaker 4: Someone gave it to him? Always playing the piano.
- 29:36Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, and he brought a wooden't stool a wooden
- 29:40Speaker 7: chair with him and we're like, where'd you get that?
- 29:42Speaker 7: And he's like, oh, my legs were getting tired playing
- 29:44Speaker 7: the piano. So I bartered with a food truckman who
- 29:47Speaker 7: let me rent his chair from him. But I'm getting
- 29:50Speaker 7: charged by the hour, So I got to be out
- 29:51Speaker 7: of here soon. That was by somebody, so he.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Just sounded like it was the chair was brand new.
- 29:58Speaker 5: What is it? I didn't set it up from like
- 30:01Speaker 5: I kiya, It's like it looks like this table.
- 30:04Speaker 4: Yeah, Like literally, what who.
- 30:07Speaker 5: Do you think unleashed him? Who do you think he's?
- 30:09Speaker 5: He's uh, I don't know. He also he Cuba?
- 30:13Speaker 4: Maybe yeah?
- 30:15Speaker 5: Is he like a socialist type of thing or is
- 30:16Speaker 5: it is he a havana syndrome type of is he
- 30:19Speaker 5: admitting havana syndrome to the boys you hear a ringing
- 30:23Speaker 5: in your ear afterwards?
- 30:24Speaker 4: Or anything I did? He didn't fuck with me either,
- 30:28Speaker 4: like he didn't like you adapt everyone up and then
- 30:30Speaker 4: skipped me.
- 30:32Speaker 5: Oh so he definitely he definitely knows who you are.
- 30:35Speaker 4: And then I was like they were like someone was like,
- 30:37Speaker 4: oh yeah, everyone says you guys look alike, which people do?
- 30:41Speaker 4: Everyone tags me in his videos and.
- 30:44Speaker 5: Like they don't know. He's short as fun and you're
- 30:46Speaker 5: sick and a half and.
- 30:49Speaker 4: I and I took my hat off and I was like,
- 30:51Speaker 4: my hair used to look just like yours, which it did,
- 30:54Speaker 4: and he was like, I guess I'll just have to
- 30:56Speaker 4: take your word. Fuck, what the hell does that mean?
- 31:04Speaker 4: I guess I'll just have to take your word and
- 31:07Speaker 4: we should.
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- 31:22Speaker 1: And participating McDonald's All birds be cause there are dogs.
- 31:26Speaker 4: All birds. What's in your wallet? Alright? What race are
- 31:35Speaker 4: you going to train for?
- 31:38Speaker 5: The Brooklyn half marathon? Maybe? Actually, I fucking shouldn't have
- 31:42Speaker 5: said that out loud because I'm not gonna do it.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And people are just gonna be like, you didn't fucking
- 31:46Speaker 1: do the fucking thing you said in passing.
- 31:48Speaker 4: That I was training for a half marathon a couple
- 31:51Speaker 4: of years ago. I didn't do it either. I got
- 31:53Speaker 4: the highest I was six miles, and then it got
- 31:55Speaker 4: canceled because of COVID.
- 31:56Speaker 5: Thank god.
- 31:57Speaker 7: I was gonna know what they said about COVID.
- 32:00Speaker 4: I said it was like right when COVID started, so
- 32:01Speaker 4: people were like, oh damn, this is like contagious as fuck,
- 32:05Speaker 4: and it's like AIDS.
- 32:07Speaker 5: It's a wrap now though, right, it's way over super
- 32:10Speaker 5: over like they're about to lift the mask.
- 32:13Speaker 4: The maskie, right, it's.
- 32:16Speaker 7: Just lifted it like elementary school.
- 32:18Speaker 4: No one wears masks in New York in in restaurants
- 32:22Speaker 4: and ship like that.
- 32:23Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of maybe you haven't been
- 32:24Speaker 5: in Brooklyn enough, but those people.
- 32:26Speaker 4: Take sure they do out.
- 32:27Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooklyn, they take pride in it.
- 32:29Speaker 7: Yeah, vaccining daily in Brooklyn.
- 32:31Speaker 5: Don't think you got your You have your your uh,
- 32:33Speaker 5: your idea.
- 32:34Speaker 4: And your vax comrade in Brooklyn, aren't They don't. Is
- 32:37Speaker 4: that where they're like taking pictures of people not wearing
- 32:39Speaker 4: their masks.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Uh, it's probably Brooklyn people who are doing it. I've
- 32:43Speaker 1: only seen that in airports where it was definitely a
- 32:45Speaker 1: Brooklyn dude who was like wearing pictures of like a
- 32:48Speaker 1: little bit of their nostril showing.
- 32:50Speaker 4: I wear a mask. I mean I wear I bring
- 32:52Speaker 4: my mask everywhere. I just don't wear it like when
- 32:54Speaker 4: I'm outside. I wear it in the airports.
- 32:57Speaker 5: The mask it was it was heard of my ears.
- 33:00Speaker 5: It hurts my ears to ears. Yeah, it's a softer
- 33:04Speaker 5: option on the I just have a big ass head
- 33:08Speaker 5: of sharp jaw.
- 33:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate that it's sharp. It hurts.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's some fucking bullshit. I don't I don't
- 33:15Speaker 1: care for it at all, dude. I dude, I had
- 33:18Speaker 1: a smoldering anger today. Dude, I was thinking about doing
- 33:21Speaker 1: a mass shooting.
- 33:24Speaker 5: Why what happened?
- 33:28Speaker 4: I don't know. I've been there, brother, yeah, shooting part,
- 33:32Speaker 4: but I've been angry. When we were leaving LA, that
- 33:35Speaker 4: was the angriest I've ever been in my entire life.
- 33:38Speaker 4: Were scary furious, just laying in bed.
- 33:41Speaker 5: Were you with were you with him?
- 33:42Speaker 7: Or you're just heard afar that he was in He
- 33:45Speaker 7: was probably boiling up. I can imagine what the peak
- 33:49Speaker 7: was like.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Yeah, it probably made its way back to New York.
- 33:53Speaker 4: Got around this ass is pissed, something is wrong with Sass.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Tell Dave to start being nicer to Sass.
- 33:59Speaker 4: I had nothing to do. I don't even know if
- 34:00Speaker 4: Dave did anything. It was more just like the well
- 34:03Speaker 4: we got to talk about all this. No one wants
- 34:05Speaker 4: to hear this again, but they did.
- 34:06Speaker 5: He did talk nice about you on his podcast though.
- 34:09Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 34:10Speaker 5: I guess, well, I guess yeah. At first he was
- 34:12Speaker 5: like Sas is super talented.
- 34:13Speaker 4: It's always like it's always two side, like the yeah.
- 34:16Speaker 6: And.
- 34:19Speaker 4: He asked me for five hundred k. It's like, which
- 34:22Speaker 4: I didn't do. And of course that's also one of
- 34:24Speaker 4: the things about the comments everyone on Reddit. So Sas
- 34:28Speaker 4: asked for five hundred k. No, why would I ask
- 34:31Speaker 4: for five hundred thousand dollars? I mean fortune favors the bold,
- 34:36Speaker 4: like he exaggerates everything, and people just like for some reason,
- 34:39Speaker 4: like I don't know. This is in no way like
- 34:42Speaker 4: a shot at Dave. I don't know how you could
- 34:44Speaker 4: find Dave entertaining if you don't realize that he's being
- 34:46Speaker 4: like he's exaggerating stuff.
- 34:48Speaker 5: Wait, Sas has literally been here for five minutes. Yeah,
- 34:50Speaker 5: SA's been okay.
- 34:51Speaker 4: So Sass was literally he walked in after his first
- 34:53Speaker 4: five minutes, he asked for five hundred day.
- 34:55Speaker 5: Wait, he literally a cup of coffee.
- 34:58Speaker 1: He was there for one cup of coffee and five
- 35:00Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars.
- 35:01Speaker 4: Like, obviously I didn't ask for five hundred thousand dollars.
- 35:05Speaker 5: I don't know, dude. I kind of believe Dave. He's
- 35:07Speaker 5: always been honest. He has always been I've never heard
- 35:10Speaker 5: him live before, He's never lied to me.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I like, how in your apartment and I guess it's
- 35:16Speaker 1: just because that's where the camera is. But it makes
- 35:18Speaker 1: it seem like you have this like circular set of
- 35:22Speaker 1: three baskets on top of each other.
- 35:24Speaker 4: That right off the street.
- 35:25Speaker 5: It looks like it's the centerpiece. It looks like it's
- 35:28Speaker 5: the centerpiece of your It's like looks like the functway
- 35:30Speaker 5: of the room is built around everybody focusing on these
- 35:33Speaker 5: three baskets that have random sets of shoes in them.
- 35:37Speaker 4: The one thing I would like to change is get
- 35:39Speaker 4: a like different stand for that. Yeah, the plastic table
- 35:42Speaker 4: is not a good look. I'll admit that. What Duke's
- 35:45Speaker 4: brought that.
- 35:46Speaker 5: Oh that's that's terrible.
- 35:47Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's like it looks like we live in
- 35:49Speaker 4: a fraternity.
- 35:50Speaker 5: Yeah you need to you need to throw somebody through
- 35:52Speaker 5: that and just get a new one. Yeah, mount the
- 35:54Speaker 5: TV on the wall.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not gonna do that. Never we'll say we're
- 35:59Speaker 4: gonna do that. That's never gonna happen.
- 36:00Speaker 7: You know, it's like sixty bucks even.
- 36:03Speaker 4: I don't want anyone in this apartment. I don't want
- 36:06Speaker 4: any of those rabbits in here.
- 36:08Speaker 5: Task rabbits are rabbits. Those rabbits are incredible, dude. It's
- 36:12Speaker 5: always like.
- 36:13Speaker 1: An Eastern European dude who will like You'll be like
- 36:15Speaker 1: thinking it's going to take like two hours, and you
- 36:17Speaker 1: go and use the bathroom and they're done and they
- 36:19Speaker 1: just work fast as fuck. Like it's just these dudes
- 36:22Speaker 1: who are true entrepreneurship gig economy bro.
- 36:25Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we do got to do that.
- 36:27Speaker 5: Yeah, get task grabbit in here. And you also have
- 36:29Speaker 5: the Bosk yacht. You think that's a little, uh, a
- 36:33Speaker 5: little bait for New York, little little basic.
- 36:37Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 36:38Speaker 5: I don't think it is, but I just want to
- 36:40Speaker 5: see your opinion.
- 36:40Speaker 4: I just want to stress the fucking mona Lisa hang
- 36:43Speaker 4: in here, and it would make no difference to me.
- 36:45Speaker 5: Yeah, you should get some more art.
- 36:48Speaker 4: I just got art, bro, Do you know I remember
- 36:50Speaker 4: saying that I my fourteen by four.
- 36:51Speaker 5: Yeah, but for everybody you're holding it, who puts art
- 36:54Speaker 5: under a bushel, who puts their light under a bushel,
- 36:56Speaker 5: who putting it in my room exactly from everybody time,
- 36:59Speaker 5: but were hiding it from everybody. You need some mart
- 37:02Speaker 5: for out here other than that Mumford.
- 37:03Speaker 4: And so I'm not out here enough to be having
- 37:05Speaker 4: art out here.
- 37:06Speaker 5: Who spends their time out here.
- 37:07Speaker 7: Who's the most Yeah, yeah, it's pretty much my room.
- 37:11Speaker 5: This one is.
- 37:11Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he also has the biggest room.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, I mean nobody else is gonna use
- 37:17Speaker 1: it and has there everybody to.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Go on in my room?
- 37:21Speaker 5: Yeah? You're creating face ass? Yeah? When did they playing
- 37:25Speaker 5: with my planes? When did face SaaS come about? I
- 37:29Speaker 5: like that.
- 37:31Speaker 4: I totally forgot about that. I had no idea what
- 37:34Speaker 4: you were talking about. Bro, you're in phase now, Yeah,
- 37:36Speaker 4: I forgot. I just felt like it. I felt like
- 37:39Speaker 4: joining up.
- 37:40Speaker 5: Can you just claim it like that?
- 37:41Speaker 4: I was gonna do one hundred te sass, but that
- 37:44Speaker 4: I feel like that might have been too real. You like,
- 37:47Speaker 4: damn sa T?
- 37:49Speaker 5: What what? What? How did you get into? That's who
- 37:55Speaker 5: went it? Wait what happened? O?
- 37:57Speaker 4: Bro? Say less.
- 37:59Speaker 7: I don't know if that was a thing.
- 38:00Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, but.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to shout out to one hundred T bro.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Those are my boys over there.
- 38:05Speaker 4: I actually like was friends with a bunch of dudes
- 38:08Speaker 4: on Twitter. This was before I got hired at barstool,
- 38:10Speaker 4: and like they all were like coming up in the
- 38:12Speaker 4: streaming scene and then every single one of them got
- 38:14Speaker 4: hired at a hundred thieves.
- 38:16Speaker 5: It's awesome. Yeah.
- 38:17Speaker 1: How do those dudes get hired over there? Is it
- 38:18Speaker 1: just being really good or is it entertaining?
- 38:20Speaker 4: Stream winning?
- 38:21Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 38:21Speaker 4: I think both because I think they have a competitive
- 38:23Speaker 4: team as well.
- 38:24Speaker 5: And uh like, what like do you think that you
- 38:28Speaker 5: could ever stream entertainingly enough to get to jump over
- 38:32Speaker 5: that way?
- 38:32Speaker 10: No?
- 38:33Speaker 4: Wow, I feel like you're an entertaining dude because I
- 38:37Speaker 4: just don't want to do that.
- 38:39Speaker 5: But I thought your phase, Bro, I'm competitive. Oh, you're
- 38:43Speaker 5: trying to be competitive, so you're not trying to be
- 38:45Speaker 5: one of the entertaining now, you're trying to actually get it.
- 38:49Speaker 4: I'm trying to win. You want to be the best
- 38:51Speaker 4: I can be.
- 38:51Speaker 5: How many wins you have? How many wins have you
- 38:53Speaker 5: gotten recently?
- 38:54Speaker 4: Like over the last rock since season twelve started. It's
- 38:56Speaker 4: been rough, damn bro, But we're we're we're working on it.
- 39:00Speaker 5: You have you considered that you're just too old now?
- 39:03Speaker 6: No?
- 39:03Speaker 1: I think you're too old, bro. I think around you know,
- 39:06Speaker 1: twenty years old, the synapses in the brain start firing,
- 39:09Speaker 1: It stop firing as fast as they used to.
- 39:11Speaker 5: Apex is for adults are the best players in the
- 39:14Speaker 5: world adults. Yes, how old. There has to be a
- 39:19Speaker 5: age when people start getting worse.
- 39:21Speaker 4: I think I am not at a point. I'm probably
- 39:24Speaker 4: at like my peak level of video games right now,
- 39:28Speaker 4: really the best I've ever been.
- 39:29Speaker 5: Holy fuck, bro caes it feel. That's fucking incredible.
- 39:32Speaker 4: Bro, I'm in good shape.
- 39:34Speaker 5: Why don't you play something for us?
- 39:35Speaker 4: No, you can't handle that. It's too fast paced of
- 39:38Speaker 4: a game. You would even know what's going on.
- 39:40Speaker 1: I bet you invite everybody over on like Friday nights
- 39:43Speaker 1: and everyone sits around and you play. Now watching pregame
- 39:47Speaker 1: just kind of see the silence?
- 39:48Speaker 4: Is that tru last year?
- 39:49Speaker 5: It's true, it's not out here.
- 39:51Speaker 4: I brought it out here last weekend because no one
- 39:53Speaker 4: was home and I was listening to some music, throwing
- 39:56Speaker 4: down a couple of cold ones, and playing video games
- 39:58Speaker 4: and I was having a great time.
- 40:00Speaker 5: That is a good Friday night.
- 40:01Speaker 4: But then people got here and I was like, man,
- 40:03Speaker 4: that feels weird.
- 40:04Speaker 1: That's one of the tough things about having having roommates
- 40:07Speaker 1: is that when when people come in at an unexpected
- 40:10Speaker 1: time and they disrupt your piece when you're laying on
- 40:13Speaker 1: the couch like long ways and then someone gets here
- 40:16Speaker 1: and you have to like put your feet on the.
- 40:17Speaker 5: Ground and make a little bit of space for them.
- 40:20Speaker 1: That's fucking the worst. I like to lay on the
- 40:23Speaker 1: couch long ways. I think that that's how I'll be.
- 40:25Speaker 4: For the rest at your apartment.
- 40:28Speaker 7: Huh.
- 40:28Speaker 4: How many couches you got?
- 40:30Speaker 5: Six? Six or seven?
- 40:31Speaker 4: How many throw pillows do you?
- 40:33Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 40:34Speaker 5: Because we have four, I probably hook you up with
- 40:37Speaker 5: some you have you got some bright ass colored throw pillows? Apartment?
- 40:44Speaker 1: Fucking man, dude, when was the last time you fucking
- 40:46Speaker 1: wash your sheets?
- 40:48Speaker 5: Uh not?
- 40:49Speaker 4: It was a while ago. I was actually staying this morning.
- 40:51Speaker 4: I said, I want to wash my sheets.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Do you have where's your laundry? We got like four
- 40:55Speaker 5: places right next to us, that's fire.
- 40:58Speaker 4: I went to one of them. Which one do you
- 41:00Speaker 4: go to? Because when I went to my clothes came
- 41:01Speaker 4: back just like smelling like nothing. I was like, did they.
- 41:04Speaker 5: These places they wash it with just water?
- 41:07Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 41:07Speaker 5: I had some place it really was just water and
- 41:09Speaker 5: they shrink it down a little bit and it was
- 41:11Speaker 5: folded tight, like it was folded tight and everything, and
- 41:13Speaker 5: I'm like smelling, wait, there's still on this side.
- 41:17Speaker 4: It was no smell. I was like what, like, what's
- 41:19Speaker 4: what's going on? Yeah, I'm gonna go a different place
- 41:22Speaker 4: next time. Also, they were like you're closedly ready at twelve.
- 41:26Speaker 4: And on Friday I was trying to pick them up
- 41:29Speaker 4: before the yak, so I went at eleven thirty and
- 41:32Speaker 4: I knew they weren't gonna have them. I've done this before.
- 41:34Speaker 4: They never have them ready, And I was like, do
- 41:36Speaker 4: you use any chance I can pick them up now?
- 41:38Speaker 4: Because it's like literally directingly across the street. And I
- 41:40Speaker 4: was like, there's any chance I could pick them up now?
- 41:41Speaker 4: And uh? And they were like what times be ready?
- 41:45Speaker 4: And I was like twelve and they were like oh no, no, no, no,
- 41:48Speaker 4: They're like they're not here, m where are they? Apparently
- 41:51Speaker 4: they like outsourced them.
- 41:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I didn't realize that about all the laundry they were
- 41:55Speaker 1: like in the building, they're all front for other launders.
- 41:58Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, Like is there just one big laundry place
- 42:01Speaker 5: that they all fucking they might make.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Maybe they just bring them to a laundry mat. Someone
- 42:04Speaker 4: just doesn't.
- 42:04Speaker 5: There, dude. I have long thought about this. The money
- 42:09Speaker 5: that they find in like the laundry places, they they
- 42:13Speaker 5: must like that just like comes out in the wash
- 42:16Speaker 5: they probably clean up.
- 42:17Speaker 7: They're probably more than what they make.
- 42:18Speaker 5: I bet it's more than what they make now.
- 42:21Speaker 4: Also, I had to bring fucking clothes from the wet
- 42:23Speaker 4: wheel and they were fucking soaked. So my laundry was
- 42:27Speaker 4: like twenty dollars for like not that much clothes because
- 42:29Speaker 4: it was by weight. Yeah, which sucked?
- 42:32Speaker 5: Did I always have?
- 42:33Speaker 1: I always let mine pile up until like the last second,
- 42:36Speaker 1: and then it's like a sixty five pound bag or
- 42:38Speaker 1: like a seventy pound bag. It's just fucking massive, just
- 42:42Speaker 1: like a looks like a huge yam. Just want to
- 42:44Speaker 1: start danging.
- 42:44Speaker 4: Often because it's just like so much better having clean clothes,
- 42:48Speaker 4: like a lot of clean clothes.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Can I take a peak in your room?
- 42:52Speaker 10: No?
- 42:53Speaker 5: All right, I'm right here, bro, I can't just take
- 42:56Speaker 5: a small peak? It is it thirty.
- 42:59Speaker 4: No, there's no real for it to be dirty.
- 43:01Speaker 5: It's tiny, So why can't I just look at it?
- 43:03Speaker 4: I don't want you to, all right, Probably.
- 43:06Speaker 5: One of those alds to swap out.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Now that we're halfway down the show, I just.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Want to get a little bit of a set change.
- 43:12Speaker 4: We actually have another ad after this. Can we just
- 43:14Speaker 4: do them both?
- 43:15Speaker 8: Right?
- 43:15Speaker 4: Back to back.
- 43:16Speaker 7: No, no, bro, no, no, look, don't do that.
- 43:18Speaker 5: Don't do that, dude. That's we're gonna step on feelers. Gray, Dude,
- 43:22Speaker 5: Felix Great doesn't want that. We want to respect Felix Gray.
- 43:25Speaker 4: All right, Bro, we're are you at fifty minutes? It's hey,
- 43:30Speaker 4: we just started. Bro, I'm good to keep going. You're
- 43:31Speaker 4: the one that was like, I need it. I'm one
- 43:33Speaker 4: hour and then I'm fucking gone. Dude.
- 43:34Speaker 5: I think I care about our fans. Dude, I'm trying
- 43:37Speaker 5: to give our fans a little juice.
- 43:38Speaker 4: You were like, I'm out of here after an hour. No,
- 43:40Speaker 4: I said, let's fuck when.
- 43:41Speaker 1: I said out if we if it's anything less than
- 43:44Speaker 1: an hour, then we're all putting.
- 43:46Speaker 11: Our I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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- 44:22Speaker 5: Shout out.
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- 44:24Speaker 5: Out as big time dude.
- 44:27Speaker 1: I tried to fucking like I'm trying to read as well.
- 44:31Speaker 1: I'm trying to trying to follow in your footsteps. So
- 44:34Speaker 1: I coppt this book, dude. The book got me fired
- 44:37Speaker 1: up right away. It was kind of badass. The way
- 44:40Speaker 1: the dude's telling the story. I feel like I'm watching
- 44:42Speaker 1: a movie.
- 44:43Speaker 5: I don't know Brad Metzler or some shit like.
- 44:47Speaker 1: That, dude, but there's a scene right at the beginning
- 44:50Speaker 1: where like, this guy walks into the into this the
- 44:54Speaker 1: Senate floor. This guy who's against slavery, or he's pro slavery,
- 44:59Speaker 1: he's against abolition, and he walks into the floor of
- 45:03Speaker 1: the Senate. He's a member of the House of Representatives
- 45:06Speaker 1: from South Carolina. He walks in real fucking swaggy, He's
- 45:09Speaker 1: got a cane in his hand. He's slanked by two
- 45:11Speaker 1: of his boys, and as soon as he walks in,
- 45:13Speaker 1: He's like, shut the doors. There's a woman in there.
- 45:16Speaker 1: He's like, get this woman out of here, and they
- 45:18Speaker 1: usher the woman out, and he walks over to this
- 45:20Speaker 1: dude who just gave a speech saying that we should
- 45:23Speaker 1: abolish slaves, takes the cane that he had and starts
- 45:27Speaker 1: beating the fuck out of him on the Senate floor.
- 45:30Speaker 5: And God, everyone tries to come and like stop it.
- 45:32Speaker 5: Everyone tries to save him.
- 45:34Speaker 1: His two boys like pull out guns and like said,
- 45:36Speaker 1: basically like everybody back so he can beat the fuck
- 45:39Speaker 1: out of this dude right on the Senate floor.
- 45:41Speaker 5: I'm like, that's the kind of shit they're fucking. That's
- 45:45Speaker 5: what's in Yes, dude, it's real.
- 45:48Speaker 4: It's he's got one about aberg He's got the exact
- 45:50Speaker 4: same book, but it's about George Washington.
- 45:53Speaker 5: About what a failed assassination attempts.
- 45:55Speaker 4: I didn't even know they tried to kill JW or
- 45:57Speaker 4: GW George. He's like a Mexican dude to kill George
- 46:05Speaker 4: Washington by Brad Meltzer and John minch Bro.
- 46:09Speaker 5: He's an absolutely do you on a book like that?
- 46:12Speaker 4: What are they going paragraph for paragraph?
- 46:13Speaker 5: Yeah, they popcorn it.
- 46:16Speaker 4: You make something up and I'm not finishing this.
- 46:19Speaker 5: What do you mean?
- 46:20Speaker 4: Five hundred pages?
- 46:21Speaker 5: But look at like the last one hundred pages are
- 46:23Speaker 5: like footnotes.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Today is a book that they would make us read
- 46:26Speaker 4: in school.
- 46:27Speaker 5: It's good, though, dude, It's it's like an engaging Oh wow. Okay, yeah,
- 46:32Speaker 5: it's a lot of footnotes. It's like four hundred pages.
- 46:35Speaker 5: I'm probably it'll probably it'll probably take me over a
- 46:37Speaker 5: year to finish. But I'm gonna fucking.
- 46:39Speaker 4: I'm struggling on my reading goal.
- 46:42Speaker 1: It's hard, especially when you're at home and other things
- 46:45Speaker 1: are there to stimulate you.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Yeah. I actually have been doing really, I've been reading
- 46:49Speaker 4: still every night. I just had a like a two
- 46:52Speaker 4: week period where I kept switching books. I couldn't find
- 46:54Speaker 4: one that interested me. But now I'm on one Donald Bombs,
- 46:57Speaker 4: Jack Carrowac And after I read this one, I'm switching
- 47:00Speaker 4: authors to someone I've never read.
- 47:01Speaker 5: Okay, I like that. Maybe you should do. Uh, what's
- 47:04Speaker 5: the dude.
- 47:06Speaker 4: That I might read? Slaughterhouse five?
- 47:08Speaker 5: Okay? Who's that Upton Sinclair?
- 47:11Speaker 4: I don't if I forget what his name is?
- 47:14Speaker 1: The Japanese dude. Fuck, I'm gonna say it incorrectly. I'm
- 47:20Speaker 1: gonna look like an idiot and you're gonna look racist.
- 47:22Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm just something about coin, something about Japanese Bro.
- 47:27Speaker 4: Just picked up my new speed cube. Oh, Japanese made.
- 47:31Speaker 5: You have been begging for me to bring that up.
- 47:33Speaker 5: You've been whipping it around. Tell me about that speed
- 47:36Speaker 5: cube bro?
- 47:37Speaker 4: It is nice? Yeah, what do you mean? The first
- 47:40Speaker 4: time I ever ordered something off Amazon to the apartment
- 47:42Speaker 4: and I was like, damn, the ship's gonna arrive tomorrow morning.
- 47:45Speaker 4: And I was like, why would I ever leave the
- 47:47Speaker 4: apartment again?
- 47:48Speaker 1: Amazon is once you start like getting into ordering, it's like,
- 47:51Speaker 1: oh it is fucking awesome. Yeah, it makes the slave
- 47:54Speaker 1: labor worth it.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I got a new Fitbit band. I
- 47:58Speaker 4: saw that too, because the other one was was giving
- 48:02Speaker 4: me a rash.
- 48:03Speaker 5: What's the what's your heart rate act? Give us some
- 48:05Speaker 5: give us some of your vitals?
- 48:08Speaker 4: Currently one sixty four?
- 48:13Speaker 5: Are you serious?
- 48:14Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 48:15Speaker 5: One? What I had a caffeine before one sixty four
- 48:19Speaker 5: is like my It's like that's like after a really
- 48:21Speaker 5: hard workout for me. That's like if I do like
- 48:24Speaker 5: a really hard partio I'm playing with you. I think
- 48:27Speaker 5: you're about to die dude.
- 48:28Speaker 4: Now it's at eight.
- 48:31Speaker 5: I'm about to get my resting heart rate.
- 48:33Speaker 7: You always have that fight in right here?
- 48:37Speaker 4: What are you gonna do it with.
- 48:39Speaker 5: Your heart heart rate monitor? App? What do you mean? Bro?
- 48:44Speaker 4: Fuck?
- 48:46Speaker 5: What is that?
- 48:46Speaker 4: N I phone?
- 48:47Speaker 5: Seven? Chill? Bro? What's the best I could do? Sixty
- 48:51Speaker 5: fifty nine because I have a good ass heart rate.
- 48:53Speaker 5: Bro Damn, let me see if I can.
- 48:57Speaker 4: I got fifty eight zone minutes today, which means it
- 49:00Speaker 4: was working out for fifty eight minutes. Seven nine hundred.
- 49:04Speaker 5: Steps fifty eight. Broch could have seen more.
- 49:06Speaker 6: There, seven nine hundred steps fifty eight. Brochu could have
- 49:10Speaker 6: seen more there? Yeah, more steps, No more steps fifty eight.
- 49:15Speaker 6: My goal is thirty zone minutes.
- 49:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:17Speaker 6: You probably just get that from having a cappuccino.
- 49:19Speaker 5: In the morning.
- 49:20Speaker 1: No, where do you get your zone manage from working out?
- 49:23Speaker 10: Oh?
- 49:23Speaker 6: You went to the gym right before this? Yeah you're back. Yeah, Pint,
- 49:27Speaker 6: I showered at the gym. Try didn't like Yeah, I
- 49:30Speaker 6: feel like I liked it, but I had to get naked,
- 49:32Speaker 6: and I was like, this feels like the weirdest flow.
- 49:35Speaker 6: Did you have a towel? I?
- 49:37Speaker 8: So I did like a like a KB move like
- 49:39Speaker 8: I went to the bathroom wearing my underwearing my shirt,
- 49:42Speaker 8: and then I.
- 49:42Speaker 6: Tried to like change in the shower before turning it on.
- 49:47Speaker 1: That's a weird experience. Did you use flip flops so
- 49:50Speaker 1: you're just raw dog on the floor.
- 49:52Speaker 6: It's a it's a it's.
- 49:53Speaker 4: A good gym.
- 49:54Speaker 6: That's disgusting. They clean it. Men is on that floor.
- 49:59Speaker 1: You said, per one hundred a public gym in New
- 50:04Speaker 1: York City, and you think no one is on the floor.
- 50:07Speaker 6: It's a premium so rich guys.
- 50:08Speaker 5: Jims on the floor.
- 50:09Speaker 6: I don't like you think no one's gizz on the floor.
- 50:12Speaker 8: It was a good gym, bro, it was. It was
- 50:14Speaker 8: a good shower too. Hell of a shower better than
- 50:16Speaker 8: on our fucking shower. Yeah, it was a nice one.
- 50:19Speaker 4: Having to fucking change the heat every thirteen seconds?
- 50:22Speaker 6: Is your shower bad?
- 50:24Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 50:24Speaker 6: Dude, Like, oh my god, it infuriates me. It actually
- 50:28Speaker 6: like enrages.
- 50:29Speaker 8: Me when I'm like in the shower and it's like
- 50:31Speaker 8: so for some reason that I can't understand.
- 50:34Speaker 6: There's two or there's three knobs. One of them is
- 50:37Speaker 6: for the bath right in the middle.
- 50:39Speaker 8: The left one is for hot water, the right one
- 50:42Speaker 8: is for cold water, so it's.
- 50:43Speaker 6: Like it's type of like a sink almost, I understand.
- 50:46Speaker 6: Also like a shower. Every shower that I've used has
- 50:51Speaker 6: just one knob, but this is probably built in nineteen twenty.
- 50:55Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
- 50:57Speaker 9: You like the best technique that we figured out is
- 51:01Speaker 9: to turn the heat up all the way and then
- 51:04Speaker 9: just turn the cold. When we're on a smidge and
- 51:08Speaker 9: you get in and it's like room temperature water, so
- 51:11Speaker 9: then you gotta like move it a little bit and
- 51:12Speaker 9: like but like you would think that making it go
- 51:15Speaker 9: to less cold would be like okay, so that's that's
- 51:18Speaker 9: pretty basic.
- 51:19Speaker 6: Like it's gonna get hard now it won't. It'll just
- 51:22Speaker 6: get all of a sudden it's ice.
- 51:23Speaker 4: Cold out of nowhere, and then you got to move
- 51:25Speaker 4: it another mill beater and now it's burning off.
- 51:28Speaker 6: So you like, yeah, it's so.
- 51:32Speaker 5: Look literally like.
- 51:34Speaker 6: Break my burning Yeah, that's that's terrible.
- 51:37Speaker 1: What do you just get into the right temperature and
- 51:39Speaker 1: just have all three of you piling it once?
- 51:43Speaker 6: We should do that.
- 51:43Speaker 1: It would probably be easier just line up in a
- 51:46Speaker 1: row like a Bob Slid team.
- 51:47Speaker 8: It literally feels like like they have to get it
- 51:49Speaker 8: like realigned like it's like if someone's tires were.
- 51:52Speaker 4: Like they had to get them realigned.
- 51:54Speaker 6: Because it's like something is wrong. You shouldn't make it.
- 51:57Speaker 8: You shouldn't turn it to the direction where it's supposed
- 52:00Speaker 8: to get warmer, and all of a sudden, it's like
- 52:01Speaker 8: the coldest water you've ever been in.
- 52:03Speaker 6: I love which way the radiator is either the radio,
- 52:05Speaker 6: I mean that thing is fucked. Yeah, you're a radiator.
- 52:08Speaker 6: In the middle of the night, all of a sudden,
- 52:09Speaker 6: it'll just be.
- 52:12Speaker 4: It just heat is just pouring into the.
- 52:18Speaker 5: That loudly.
- 52:19Speaker 4: Except for some reason, he just doesn't even touch my room,
- 52:22Speaker 4: Like there's an invisible force.
- 52:23Speaker 12: Field around my room a door, you know, because their
- 52:26Speaker 12: rooms get hot and I'll wake up shivering in the morning,
- 52:30Speaker 12: and then I'll go out to the I'll go out
- 52:32Speaker 12: to here and it's the ten thousand.
- 52:34Speaker 6: Degrees in here.
- 52:35Speaker 1: They that looks like the type of radiator that like
- 52:38Speaker 1: clangs randomly.
- 52:39Speaker 6: Oh, I liked it though. I like the look of it.
- 52:43Speaker 8: It's gonna get hot as fucking here in the summer.
- 52:47Speaker 6: Dude. Today I came home with sixty degrees out and
- 52:51Speaker 6: I was like sweating in my room. Yeah, we only
- 52:54Speaker 6: have to walk up nine floors and here, I feel
- 52:57Speaker 6: like it's not that crazy. But for New York, it's
- 52:59Speaker 6: gonna get It is gonna get ridiculous.
- 53:01Speaker 8: I remember when we toured it, it was like a
- 53:04Speaker 8: hot day, yeah, and we came up here.
- 53:06Speaker 6: And we were like, whoa, it is warm in here.
- 53:09Speaker 1: How many other places did you look at before you
- 53:11Speaker 1: settled on this one?
- 53:12Speaker 6: None? This is the only one, the only one one one.
- 53:16Speaker 6: The location is location is amazing and.
- 53:20Speaker 9: That, but I don't care, Like I look out my
- 53:24Speaker 9: window and I'm not looking at like homeless people beating
- 53:26Speaker 9: each other to death.
- 53:27Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's like a plus and it's like a bookstore.
- 53:31Speaker 6: You have no idea how much better this is than
- 53:33Speaker 6: Hell's Kitchen was.
- 53:34Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like.
- 53:35Speaker 1: I could not believe the dude, whom my I mean,
- 53:37Speaker 1: I guess all the Hill's Kitchen isn't as bad as
- 53:39Speaker 1: how you make out your area around like it was
- 53:41Speaker 1: literally the worst place I've ever been.
- 53:43Speaker 6: Dude, I can't believe they have a swear word in
- 53:45Speaker 6: the name of the town. Dude, you have no Like
- 53:48Speaker 6: it's like words can't describe it.
- 53:51Speaker 1: But now, how would you characterize like your neighbors and
- 53:53Speaker 1: your neighborhood so much better.
- 53:55Speaker 8: Like our neighbors are all young our age.
- 53:59Speaker 6: I think I don't know any of them, it's just passing.
- 54:03Speaker 6: They dressed like TikTok. Yeah, yes they do. I just
- 54:06Speaker 6: came through. They definitely all dressed like TikTok. What the
- 54:09Speaker 6: hell does that mean? They dress like tiktokok?
- 54:14Speaker 5: What?
- 54:15Speaker 6: No, what are you talking about? How do you dress
- 54:18Speaker 6: like an app?
- 54:19Speaker 1: Because there's like parts of TikTok that tell people how
- 54:22Speaker 1: to dress.
- 54:23Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I think you meant like
- 54:25Speaker 8: la TikTokers like that.
- 54:28Speaker 6: But I think they dressed like New York New York TikTok.
- 54:30Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, how would I would say that?
- 54:32Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 54:32Speaker 1: Definitely, But I feel like Hell's kitchen isn't necessarily like that.
- 54:35Speaker 6: I feel like mainly in cookies, months or costumes.
- 54:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 54:40Speaker 8: We literally were living with the people who would play
- 54:42Speaker 8: as Elma in Times Square.
- 54:44Speaker 6: Dude. One of the things that I they made fun
- 54:46Speaker 6: of us for living in that buildings. Yeah, and they
- 54:49Speaker 6: made more than they did.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely panhandling probably the guy's a tiny apartment and
- 54:53Speaker 1: then making a bucket a time like.
- 54:55Speaker 6: Our last ranking out of their chairs. Yeah.
- 54:58Speaker 8: Literally, our last month in that apartment, we had a
- 55:00Speaker 8: we had twenty four hours security because someone was like
- 55:03Speaker 8: renting out the apartment and like the landlords literally like
- 55:07Speaker 8: had like a hit out on him.
- 55:09Speaker 6: Fucking insane place and the super was trying to fuck
- 55:13Speaker 6: oh in the entire time. Yeah, that guys guy him
- 55:19Speaker 6: over here, he's probably been here. We just don't know who.
- 55:23Speaker 8: What are your neighbors in this lost all my clothes,
- 55:26Speaker 8: Like what are the neighbors.
- 55:27Speaker 6: In the building?
- 55:28Speaker 1: Do like the profile complaints like four knows just from
- 55:33Speaker 1: the one person below us, But the people to the
- 55:35Speaker 1: right of us and the left of us seemed cool.
- 55:38Speaker 6: Always raging, And then I wouldn't know if people love us.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Oh really, Oh I used to go to oh because
- 55:47Speaker 4: on the kid's soccer team.
- 55:49Speaker 6: Yeah, ten years ago. That's legendary. And then like they're
- 55:52Speaker 6: like best friends, that's legendary.
- 55:55Speaker 7: That's how it is blown away when other people have
- 55:57Speaker 7: relationships with other people.
- 55:59Speaker 6: I know, if we go any ball into any ball.
- 56:01Speaker 8: In New York, kill him out someone there that's fire
- 56:04Speaker 8: one hundred doesn't surprise me.
- 56:05Speaker 6: Dude, he's a wavy plugged than dude. Maybe maybe you
- 56:08Speaker 6: learn a thing or two let's go get off from
- 56:09Speaker 6: Long Island. It is just like a bunch of Long
- 56:12Speaker 6: Island people around here and ship them over here, go play.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Here's three hundred years this ship.
- 56:24Speaker 6: This ship is off, this is not on.
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- 57:22Speaker 4: Thanks to manscaped. Is that camera on?
- 57:25Speaker 5: Yeah, it's me on my toes now, you know, gotta
- 57:29Speaker 5: keep an eye on it at every turn.
- 57:31Speaker 4: All right, bro, let's just riff for another ten and
- 57:33Speaker 4: then let's call it a fucking day.
- 57:35Speaker 1: I'm fucking down the rift, Bro, I find I find
- 57:39Speaker 1: just a newfound energy Whenever I get in, I could
- 57:43Speaker 1: be having a fucking long day, hard day, contemplating mass
- 57:46Speaker 1: shooting type of shit, fucking going to Walmart buying extended
- 57:49Speaker 1: clips with hollow point bullets.
- 57:51Speaker 5: And I'll come in and I'll start fucking riffing and
- 57:54Speaker 5: the ship feels good. Bro. Hell yeah, it fucking opens
- 57:57Speaker 5: me up. Bro, just a little bit of riff, just
- 58:00Speaker 5: light riffing. Bro, you know what I you know what
- 58:03Speaker 5: I want to riff about. But Dude, whenever I fucking
- 58:07Speaker 5: the one thing that I don't think is gonna happen, and.
- 58:09Speaker 4: I want to turn the audio up real high for
- 58:11Speaker 4: the last like five seconds. Can we do that for
- 58:15Speaker 4: the last five Can we make that the intro.
- 58:20Speaker 5: Toffee on top of I want us to be like
- 58:22Speaker 5: you like ear piercing loud.
- 58:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 58:25Speaker 5: The one thing I don't think is gonna happen in
- 58:26Speaker 5: the in the future that is in every single futuristic
- 58:30Speaker 5: movie is that everybody dresses the same and has a
- 58:33Speaker 5: cool ass, clean aesthetic, like in fucking Dune or in
- 58:38Speaker 5: the Star Wars Star Wars or like any what.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Have you ever seen any movies about the future wherever
- 58:44Speaker 1: where I've seen Star Wars a fucking space suit and
- 58:47Speaker 1: ship like that, and it's like this rustic anthropology, fucking
- 58:51Speaker 1: earthy ass aesthetic. There's no fucking way the future is
- 58:55Speaker 1: gonna be like that.
- 58:56Speaker 4: If you see the boy in the strip pajamas, what
- 58:58Speaker 4: they all were the same outfits and that.
- 59:03Speaker 6: Editing in the future.
- 59:05Speaker 4: No, you're dumb ass. I'm allowed to make jokes like that.
- 59:09Speaker 4: It's half Jewish.
- 59:12Speaker 5: I didn't realize we're dipping into the cost. Did you
- 59:15Speaker 5: see that Holocaust video of this fucking week? Everyone's like
- 59:18Speaker 5: she was crazy? Are you talking about the one where
- 59:21Speaker 5: people I'm actually talking about.
- 59:22Speaker 4: A video I saw this now, I kidding. I've never
- 59:24Speaker 4: seen where. I haven't been on the internet. That's a
- 59:26Speaker 4: fucking line, bro, been on fucking reading, Yeah, right.
- 59:30Speaker 5: Because you've been trying to fire off.
- 59:32Speaker 4: I've been on a mountain with Jack Kerouac.
- 59:34Speaker 5: You've been trying to fucking go viral like it less
- 59:36Speaker 5: depends on it.
- 59:38Speaker 4: I haven't been tweeting at all.
- 59:39Speaker 5: People don't know that what the Holocaust was in mass
- 59:42Speaker 5: and I guess that just always happens and Jimmy Kimmel
- 59:44Speaker 5: based his whole career off that ship.
- 59:46Speaker 4: I'm confused.
- 59:48Speaker 5: We're jumping around, We're jumping around fast, no idea what
- 59:50Speaker 5: you're talking about.
- 59:51Speaker 1: In the future, people are not gonna have fucking sweet
- 59:54Speaker 1: ass outfits. Dude's gonna be tackies. Fuck, people are about
- 59:56Speaker 1: to have a bunch of brand names. People aren't going
- 59:59Speaker 1: to be dressing any asher than they are right now.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: If you listen, I think people have ads and logos
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: all over themselves, and fucking there'll be more eclectic shit.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: It's not gonna look all the same.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: And like even if you look back at like the fifties,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: when everybody was like.
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: Like the homeless people were wearing like three piece suits.
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: In the fifties, homeless people were richest or at least
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: prison they were.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: They looked rich as fun, they looked cool as fuck.
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: They look and you couldn't even tell that they're homeless.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: If a homeless person was walking around today dressed as
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: they were in like the fifties, people would be like, damn, bro,
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: he's serving. Yeah, he'll be on fucking what is that
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: TikTok page? You know that the New York or whatever,
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: Watching New York. So what are we rocking today?
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: It's giving Fredish Stare, it's giving Frank Sinatra. But like
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: that you they were like perfectly.
- 1:00:49Speaker 4: Fresh, dispatched inspired.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: People were like just serving incredible looks. Like I found
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: a fucking book at a bookstore this past week that
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: was old pictures of like I think it was like
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: the like Upper West and Lower East Side during like
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: the fifties, and all the dudes. It took me like
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: five minutes of paging through the book to realize that
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: everyone was like broken homeless because they were like, he's
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: just dapparassed debonair dudes who just had full bottles of whiskey,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: but like a fucking perfectly tailored suit.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: The fuck was that, bro, big cat boss man. Have
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: you ever seen like the real like the old footage,
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: like colorized footage of like the fifties and stuff. It's
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: pretty cool to look at.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: I think they did they have I think they colored.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: They didn't have color photo in the fifties.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: No, it's like they like color.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: I thought they did have color pictures in the fifties,
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: didn't they just maybe not video?
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: I thought, didn't the Wizard of Oz come out like
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: in the twenties.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: Isn't the original Wizard of Oz black and white?
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: No, the whole magic of cinema is that it was white,
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: and then it like goes into oh yeah in a
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: while the jokes, bro half good witch.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: Have you ever heard about the.
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: Thirty nine No way, we've.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: Heard about the munchkin who killed himself on the set
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: of Wizard of Oz.
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: Oh, dude, I have seen that devastating Yeah.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Fuck, they're just skipping and the like hanging in the background.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: That is super fucked Apparently.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: That's not true, But I think that's also not true
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: that they're saying it's.
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: Not Yeah, it's not true that it's not true.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: Isn't there like a bunch of there's like a bunch
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: of fucked up ship with that movie. Like the man
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: who's the main actor of the girl, Dorothy what's her
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: name Paltrow, Her mom just had her on like a
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: fuck ton of drugs really constantly. Apparently she was like
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: high as fuck off of stimulants when they were recording,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: and then she would give her like downers to sleep
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: like when they weren't when she wasn't recording.
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: It turned out making a great portma though.
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: Oh hell of a performance.
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean maybe more parents should be doing that.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Acting has kind of been on a backslide ever since
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: stage moms couldn't really flex on the kid.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what all the euphoria kids are on uppers
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: and downers constantly. They're all pretending, all the kids, all
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: the thirty year olds playing sixteen year olds there.
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: Do you think any of them, like, which one of
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: them do you think lives a life closest to the show.
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: I've never seen it, but isn't that one dude? That
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: one dude's yeah, fetz He's like that's like who he is?
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: Apparently is that true? But like Zende just like pulled
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: him off the street and was like, what would you
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: do if I told you we could give you twenty
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: dollars an hour?
- 1:03:17Speaker 7: Yeah, I think they they casting director like saw him
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: and like offered him the role on the spot. But yeah,
- 1:03:24Speaker 7: he plays someone who's been hit over the head with
- 1:03:26Speaker 7: a shovel and like apparently he is he was.
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: He has been hit over here. He does kind of
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: talk like fucking Sylvester Stone and Rocky.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: You never seen never I've literally never watched the show,
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: but I've seen but I know everything happening in it.
- 1:03:41Speaker 7: Just from Twitter.
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: Yes, I've watched.
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: I watched half of one episode, just a little osmosis.
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: Yeah, he's the numbies on Twitter.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: If you love tweet that.
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: People will just be like, oh my god, rude didn't
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: and then it'll have like one hundred thousand likes and
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: all the comments would just be like fan cam Sidney Sweeney, Okay,
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: but she's slid. Okay, but okay, but Sydney is literally
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: coming for her Emmy. She wants on Emmy, Emmy. No,
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: that's what they're all saying. She's coming for her Emmy.
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: You have a sick mind.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: Or if people being like I'm not in the right
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: place to be able to watch this right now, like,
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: do not watch this if you're not in the right
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: head space.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: I haven't seen those, but that's fucking stupid. People do
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: get in the right head space. Yeah, so you can.
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: Fucking appreciate route. Yeah, you'll fucking rude the day you
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: don't watch that ship. Bro, fucking bad.
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: The fun was that?
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: Bro?
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: The show? Now, who the fuck was that actually happening?
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: Paid rent?
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Is that true? Yeah?
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: So I've been waiting for the adiction to slide under
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: that door. Yeah, you got an hour.
- 1:04:50Speaker 7: I fill My Uber Eats driver the other day was
- 1:04:53Speaker 7: our landlord paying for money.
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: I thought, I'm waiting for it, but I don't think
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: it's gonna You're Uber East drivers at the walk up here, Yeah,
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: they get pissed.
- 1:05:00Speaker 6: I had one the other day.
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: He was like calling me from the third floor, being like,
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: you gotta come make me down here. Bro, the hell
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: was going.
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: On from the third floor. Yeah, he was like, well
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: he was only a third of the way up.
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: He was like, I get up.
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: Did you go down?
- 1:05:18Speaker 7: Hell?
- 1:05:18Speaker 9: No.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: I tipped him like five bucks and he went from
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: like a cross screen.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: That's not a lot.
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: You have said that like that.
- 1:05:27Speaker 7: Yeah, that was That's not.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: A big pit.
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: I never tap over ten percent. That's mean I'm kidding.
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: I don't believe that you're a kidding.
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: I swear to god, I can't tip them twenty because
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: if you don't tip them, they don't bring the order.
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: Because like one time I didn't.
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Tip it off and it was raining and the person
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: called and they were like, yeah, no one's picking this
- 1:05:43Speaker 4: ship off if you don't change the sap.
- 1:05:45Speaker 7: Dude. Craziest thing I heard my my driver make I
- 1:05:50Speaker 7: learned to cook.
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: I heard my driver make.
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: The decision to steal my drink last night. I got
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: McDonald's and I'm on the other side of the door.
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: I didn't want to answer because I don't want to
- 1:05:58Speaker 7: see them. But then, uh, you know, she put both
- 1:06:01Speaker 7: bags down and then she picked one back up and
- 1:06:03Speaker 7: left with it like two medium took a picture.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I uh one time. I don't really order like
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: this anymore. I don't really Uber eats as much as
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: I used to. I'm on the turkey sandwich grind. Now.
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: Oh I shought it was Betty's in that fridge.
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: No, you got it. You didn't see the turkey. I
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: just came home with the turkey.
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: I to start your turkey sandwich grind.
- 1:06:26Speaker 4: No, you had fly through the turkey. This is the
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: second cycle. This is like my tenth cycle. Like six
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: turkey sandwiches a day.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: Oh my god, what kind of bread?
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: Whole wheat, one white white bread, wonder bread?
- 1:06:41Speaker 9: What?
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: No, I'm not pig.
- 1:06:46Speaker 10: No.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: I worded seven eleven one time, real down mad and
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: I ordered like a bunch of snacks and a slush
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: and I got I tweeted about this, but I got
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: the order and it was just an empty cup. Yeah,
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: just an empty cup. I was like, what the hell
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: am I supposed to do with this? And did they
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: make the slushy myself? Were the ingredients? And like another
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: there was nothing? There was nothing there, just an empty
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: slushy cup.
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: It was like ordering fajitas and you have to like
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: unwrap the tortillo.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: Like the biggest fuck you ever.
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a massive fuck you. Yeah, but I
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: guess what would they have had to make this slushy themselves?
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd order I'd have ordered a slushi before from there.
- 1:07:23Speaker 5: And would you want them to mix it? Would you
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: want them to do?
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: Uh?
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: What did you call it when they mix the flavors
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: of the slushy or like mixing soda flavors?
- 1:07:30Speaker 5: We used to call that a suicide? You talk about
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: suicide anymore? Though She's not the same as it used
- 1:07:36Speaker 5: to be. She used to be fucking sweet.
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: Bro. No, I I don't have any idea dude.
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: I like a Coca Cola slushy.
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: I like the best slushi is the blue raspberry ones
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: from movie theaters.
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: No, it's coke, Rod's right. I like it because you
- 1:07:51Speaker 7: have a coke when it's melted.
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it's blue from movie theaters. Like the ones that
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: don't like you don't like suck out all of the
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: you know I'm talking about. I feel like I forget
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: what the icis. No Icys are the ones. Yeah, maybe
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: slush puppies.
- 1:08:05Speaker 7: I slush puppies are like ice pellets.
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: That's icy are What are the ones that you're drinking
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: and like you drink it and then a sudden you
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: open it up and there's just a bunch of ice
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: in there and no juice. Those are the worst ones.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: The ones lush puppies, the ones you get at the
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: movie theater.
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: Is icys.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: You can drink it all the way down and like
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: it doesn't ever you feel like shake it. No, not
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: these ones.
- 1:08:27Speaker 5: They're like give it like a little bit of a
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: shake so it all sifts down.
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: These ones and then they're like they taste like they're
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: like carbonated, like they got a little pop to them.
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: They're so good, especially the Coca Cola ones blue raspberries.
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: So I want one of those so bad now.
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: Damn it really has me in the movie for one too.
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: I haven't had an icy and probably fucking let's slush
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: off after this, bro yeah, I would round from the boys.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: Can't just went to the gym, Bro not losing all
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: those games about the.
- 1:08:53Speaker 5: Cooker steak, Bro, go home, fucking cooker steak.
- 1:08:56Speaker 7: I'm gonna go good seven eleven order it sounds good.
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: Treure yourself, all right?
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: Should we wrap up because we got all what we
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: had to do another episode tomorrow?
- 1:09:04Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to do another episode.
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: That's not coming out this week. Don't get your hopes up, pigs.
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: So come out on Tuesday just like or should you
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: put it.
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: On Monday that We'll put it on Tuesday.
- 1:09:12Speaker 5: Okay, put it on Tuesday. It'll definitely we're gonna keep
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: on getting off schedule.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: Yeah, and I care about the fans, and I care
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: about the fans.
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: I care about the fans.
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: Well, you're the one that couldn't record because you have
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: to go to your other podcast with that other random
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: ask dude.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: I didn't have to do another podcast with a random
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: ass dude. I was there to record on money. I was.
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: I was ready to go.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: You were like, I can record right now, but I
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: have a concert at six It was a concert on
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: a Monday at seven thirty, Bro, And I was in
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: the middle of creating content.
- 1:09:42Speaker 5: That you didn't put out I did.
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Well, oh that was the one. Don't want to about it.
- 1:09:48Speaker 4: All right, thanks for listening, guys. Sorry for the delay
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: on the episode. It's just there's a dedication problem with Roan.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: All Right, we'll see you guys next Oh fuck, all right,
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: we'll see you guys next week. All right, let's add loudness.
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Is it?
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: Is it?
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's peaking podcast.
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: Didn't see what it sounds like? Test test? Hello?
- 1:10:13Speaker 15: Hello, yo, chill, chill, chill, all right, ready, yeah, take
- 1:10:23Speaker 15: this down if it's just the beginning.
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: Clap and then what is up?
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: Everybody? What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: a Boy Dye podcast