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SPITTING AND THROWING UP | S49 Ep 1 · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Survivor is back, baby.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You have a theme song?
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  Speaker 3: I have a theme song?
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  Speaker 2: Hours?
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, you've not had one for like like
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  Speaker 1: ten weeks in a row, so I got used to
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: just starting.
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  Speaker 3: This is the real show, PD. Okay, here it comes.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you do it.
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  Speaker 2: Jeh my coule arm still stuck?
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  Speaker 4: What is this surprivor?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want to pick it? Go to a park?
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could hug myself, but that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: This is making the merge, but we can remember window.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a dog person.
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  Speaker 5: Hours, let's go down.
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  Speaker 6: You told me your dog was sick.
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming over and over.
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  Speaker 1: You know I crack.
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  Speaker 2: You either. It's not about the me dollars. All I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to do is.
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  Speaker 1: Tar Tar tarts. We're back, baby, Survivor is officially back.
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  Speaker 1: I said it was back on the pregame show, Eyelid.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's back. How are we feeling?
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  Speaker 4: All right? I'm pumped out of my mind PD. I
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  Speaker 4: wish I could hug myself, but that'd be weird.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that quote.
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  Speaker 3: Great, I did too.
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  Speaker 1: When was that? When did you say that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: He said that after he won the challenge where he cheated, Yeah, got.
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  Speaker 6: Cheated for the wind Man. I can't wait to talk
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  Speaker 6: about that point.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 6: A god has been ordained by the Fijian Survivor players
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  Speaker 6: and his name is Riz.
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  Speaker 7: A straight up steam, a steam steeler, a scene stealer.
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  Speaker 7: He is in charge of every scene that he shows
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  Speaker 7: up in immediately.
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  Speaker 6: He's also I think the top contender to take Jeff's
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  Speaker 6: job because he will not shut up during challenges. It's
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  Speaker 6: the best.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, before we dive in, PD tell people that maybe
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  Speaker 4: they're tuning in for the first time. Forty nine Episode one,
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  Speaker 4: What is Making the Merge? What are we doing here?
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  Speaker 1: Making the Merge? Is a Survivor podcast where we what Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it was a Big Brother podcast?
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  Speaker 1: What it's Sometimes it's a big brother podcast. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: about big Brother Katy Perry. Some weeks, this week it's
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  Speaker 1: about Survivor. So the four of us, Jonathan Wright, myself,
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  Speaker 1: p D Brand and Chase will compete in a draft
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  Speaker 1: a week from now. We're going to try to decide
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  Speaker 1: who we think is going to win the season and
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  Speaker 1: take home the Jody Newell Cup.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. One thing that I want to point out
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  Speaker 6: one thing that I want to point out about our draft.
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  Speaker 6: This is what is this year, season five or six
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  Speaker 6: of doing the draft. Every single one of us has
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  Speaker 6: won the draft at least one except for Brand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I think that's a little misleading. This is
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  Speaker 4: only my second draft, so that.
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  Speaker 6: Means won the last one.
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  Speaker 3: I could have.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what I've I'm taking a lot of
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  Speaker 4: what I learned last season and applying it to this season,
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  Speaker 4: and I feel great about not coming in last.
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  Speaker 7: You know, Brand, just to give you a little piece
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  Speaker 7: of advice, as the previous season's winner, it took me
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  Speaker 7: approximately three to finally bring in a win, and.
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  Speaker 6: Then you had to have your wife help you.
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  Speaker 2: Right right.
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  Speaker 7: I know that y'all are saying that, but you don't
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  Speaker 7: mean it right. You don't mean you don't mean that
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  Speaker 7: you think that I did a good job, right like
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  Speaker 7: you think everybody thinks I did.
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  Speaker 2: Why is everyone so pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: I did a good season. I think we're gonna have
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  Speaker 3: a lot of fun. Let's dive into.
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  Speaker 1: It, all right, let's do it. Let's kick off the
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  Speaker 1: first recap of season forty nine with the boat three
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  Speaker 1: little boats. I thought we were getting a big boat.
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  Speaker 1: Turns out three little boats.
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  Speaker 3: But guys, I was so excited.
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  Speaker 4: We get word a couple of weeks ago that we're
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  Speaker 4: going back.
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  Speaker 3: To the marooning, and I'm now, we're going to do the.
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  Speaker 4: Thing where we're all like trying to jump off and
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  Speaker 4: catch a chicken and stuff. Yeah, we're just in three
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  Speaker 4: little boats before.
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  Speaker 3: The challenge instead of after the challenge.
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  Speaker 6: So, and they didn't even jump in the water or anything.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're dry.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't even think about it until you you sent
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  Speaker 7: that message in the Patreon chat.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, people, you can join our Patreon. We
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  Speaker 2: had a pretty good time.
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  Speaker 7: But I didn't think about it until you mentioned, like,
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  Speaker 7: what kind of a marooning is this? That they had
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  Speaker 7: said they were going back to it, And I mean, yes,
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  Speaker 7: And it totally passed me because I didn't even think
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  Speaker 7: of it like a maroony.
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  Speaker 3: By definition, Yes, they didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Maroon brand had a great joke in the in the
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  Speaker 6: patrioch chat last night when this was happening, where he goes,
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  Speaker 6: what's the point of giving him a map? The driver
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  Speaker 6: of the boat knows where.
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  Speaker 4: He's going, you know, It's so funny. He's like, here's
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  Speaker 4: a map to your place. They could literally tear that
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  Speaker 4: sucker up. They'd been fine, it's not like that. The
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  Speaker 4: driver of the boat is like, does anybody have a map?
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  Speaker 3: Does anything?
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  Speaker 6: He's he's asking Riscott and is it a left here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Well so we'd go around around the bend and then
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  Speaker 4: what now?
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  Speaker 7: Now, imagine if they did like a special season of
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  Speaker 7: Survivor though, where it was like blended with the concept
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  Speaker 7: of alone.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys watched the show? Have we talked about this?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was saying, what if it was like a
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  Speaker 7: really extreme season of Survivor where they were like, we
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  Speaker 7: brought in a bunch of survival experts and we gave
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  Speaker 7: them nothing, and we marooned them for real and did
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  Speaker 7: not give them a map.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dumb, it sounds awesome. Sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe Quibi would give that a season.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, original for sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, not Quibbi.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe you could have got that picked up by the
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  Speaker 6: Roku channel.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, Yeah, that's a big hit in Roku City.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, stream stream? Are you they are starring Chase Bridges
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  Speaker 6: on Channel? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Well done?
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  Speaker 1: So on the Little Boats we get some info from
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  Speaker 1: a few different players. Alex tells us one of his
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  Speaker 1: favorite pastimes is kissing. But Jake Latimer was in a
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  Speaker 1: magic mic group in Australia and he can charm a
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  Speaker 1: woman and he knows how they work, according to him,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think he does. I don't know. He
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  Speaker 1: said he does, uh, and they would scream his name
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  Speaker 1: every night.
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  Speaker 6: I think he knows how to charm a man for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, he knows how. He knows how to
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  Speaker 1: charm alex uh. And then riz God helped his parents
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  Speaker 1: do their texes when he was fourteen. And then Savannah says,
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  Speaker 1: this is the easiest million she will have make.
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  Speaker 3: How about that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah he's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a.
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  Speaker 4: Bold thing to say on a game that just started
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  Speaker 4: have really good odds of losing their Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I agree with her though, I mean everything that she
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  Speaker 6: did in this first episode, I'm like, dude, I understand
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  Speaker 6: her confidence. The funny thing about riz God too is uh,
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  Speaker 6: you know, he's twenty five years old and his big
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  Speaker 6: SOB story is that he had to do taxes and
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  Speaker 6: he went to college.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not a SOB story, it's a success story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, baby, my parents made me learn excel.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 7: That is kind of tough though. If my parents made
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  Speaker 7: me learn excel. I might complain all those formulas.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 6: You ever heard of turbo tax dog h n R
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  Speaker 6: blogs use code making the merge at TurboTax dot com
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  Speaker 6: for fi per sent off your taxes this year h happens.
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  Speaker 7: Just try H and R block is going to have
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  Speaker 7: like just an onslaught of weird codes be put in there,
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  Speaker 7: like what is.
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  Speaker 2: Making the merge.
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  Speaker 3: Risk God for life? That's not.
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  Speaker 1: And if you put in promo code Chase Bridges, you
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  Speaker 1: get a DVD of his Roku movie.
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  Speaker 3: Get that on physical media.
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  Speaker 1: Chase, Uh No, I got it on Blu Ray. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: They actually get an MP four file.
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  Speaker 1: Of the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: For a Patreon episode is we should watch my scenes
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  Speaker 6: of the movie and react to the put a bubble patriot.
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  Speaker 3: To do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do a Chase vanity project.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a vanity project if I'm embarrassed by so.
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  Speaker 1: Now to the marooning. They get off their little boats
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  Speaker 1: and they roll up to the sacred sands of Fiji
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  Speaker 1: and stay in before their idle Jeff probst uh the yelling.
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  Speaker 1: The Yellow tribe runs up, scream. I guess they are
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  Speaker 1: the yelling yell that was worst. They're yelling the chance
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  Speaker 1: later there's they're not wrong. I nailed it unintentionally. So
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  Speaker 1: Jeff welcomes them to Survivor forty nine and then they
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  Speaker 1: all scream, and then Jeff asks the guy in the
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  Speaker 1: front left, the little guy, uh, the small girl. If
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  Speaker 1: you will, Jason, True.
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  Speaker 2: I will just a small I am going to.
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  Speaker 1: This season, dude. I've actually I've been studying like millennial
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  Speaker 1: cringe compilations, and I'm going to break some stuff out
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  Speaker 1: this season to get back at you for the.
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  Speaker 6: Terrible the Millennial cringe compilation. I've checked out Jonathan's YouTube channel.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it was.
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  Speaker 4: Really quick though you brought it up. But we do
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  Speaker 4: have team names this year, which is new new. We're
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  Speaker 4: gonna have jerseys, even though this is an audio only show.
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  Speaker 1: We have true I'm gonna wear mine on Fresh from
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  Speaker 1: Tribal so you'll be able to see it there.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. That's true.
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  Speaker 4: But I am brands Blindsiders, which I'm pretty excited about
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  Speaker 4: the alliteration.
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  Speaker 7: I'm I'm the Flint and Steelers, but you can abbreviate
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  Speaker 7: that and call me the Steelers for fun.
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  Speaker 1: And That's why I'm doing the millennial stuff because the
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  Speaker 1: Steelers are my favorite football team. I love Mike Tomlin,
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  Speaker 1: I love Aaron Rodgers. I hate Jonathan Wright.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know who either of those people are. So
• 10:34
  Speaker 7: that's why I love the Steelers.
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  Speaker 4: Look at you putting it on the record that you
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  Speaker 4: love Aaron Rodgers. That's so brave of you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I get behind whatever the Steelers do. I can
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  Speaker 1: say I hate Aaron Rodgers from the time I was
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  Speaker 1: twelve until last year, and then.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you actually think he's really insightful and not a
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  Speaker 4: d bag at all.
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  Speaker 1: No, and I love his political opinions.
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  Speaker 2: PD.
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  Speaker 6: What's your team name?
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  Speaker 1: My team name is the Journeys.
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  Speaker 6: PD's journeys and my team is chases fake Idols.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so where was I? They're yelling and screaming, like
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  Speaker 1: I said? Jeff asked the guy in the front left,
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  Speaker 1: which turned out to be Jason Trull, what's all the
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  Speaker 1: excitement about? Thanks, Brant, and he reveals to everyone that
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  Speaker 1: he was an alternate and he found out he was
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: playing thirty minutes before he went to bed the previous night. Brand,
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  Speaker 1: do you think it would be a good move to
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  Speaker 1: reveal that if you were on Survivor, would you immediately
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody you were the alternate.
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  Speaker 4: I actually I think they know that PD. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think that's news to them. If it was, if it
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  Speaker 4: would be, I'm only basing that off of the ten
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  Speaker 4: minutes that I heard on on Fire this morning, which we.
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  Speaker 6: Had a cast photo with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, But from my understanding is they're all there obviously,
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  Speaker 4: and they can look at each other, they can make
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  Speaker 4: eye contact.
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  Speaker 3: The talking was the thing.
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  Speaker 4: They got the two players out, and the players that
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  Speaker 4: were there basically thanked the casting people for kicking them
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  Speaker 4: out because it was making them uncomfortable, feeling like they
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  Speaker 4: had to potentially talk to other players to keep up
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  Speaker 4: with the the stuff, and so they want to make
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  Speaker 4: sure that it's fair obviously, so they thanked the casting
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  Speaker 4: folks for kicking those two people off.
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  Speaker 3: So they were well aware.
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  Speaker 4: I think of the fact that Jason Jason was an alternate,
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  Speaker 4: and uh I I loved I loved Jason like Jason
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  Speaker 4: Jason's I mean, I got to preview him a little
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  Speaker 4: bit during the preseason show, so it was already a
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  Speaker 4: little bit familiar with his work.
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  Speaker 3: But I think he was one of the stars of
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  Speaker 3: this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Personally, I agree.
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  Speaker 6: I think this whole cast is one of the best
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  Speaker 6: ever because they eliminated two people before the game even began.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well they I think right away this episode we
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  Speaker 7: talked about a little bit of this, like it feels
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  Speaker 7: like the edit is hype for fifty and I think
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  Speaker 7: that we're gonna get like, not only a good edit,
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  Speaker 7: but we're gonna get people playing so hard because they
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  Speaker 7: want to be back for fifty in this season. So
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  Speaker 7: I don't know it just right out of the gate,
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  Speaker 7: I feel really good about it.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about Sage? Because the first thing
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  Speaker 1: that we found out about Sage was she collects blackheads
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  Speaker 1: and a jar. We found that out her out. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we found that out in the pregame extravaganza. Check that
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  Speaker 1: out if you want more background on the players. But
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  Speaker 1: this time she tells us that when she's excited, she
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  Speaker 1: pees a lot, and she apologized to anyone who had
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  Speaker 1: to see a full moon or a half moon because
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  Speaker 1: she has her mother's hips. So, Chase, if you got
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  Speaker 1: excited when you peed, would you immediately tell everybody?
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I would have told anybody.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's another situation where they know
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  Speaker 1: because she had to do it a bunch of times,
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  Speaker 1: but she didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Have to announce it in her boat. But how does
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  Speaker 3: that work?
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  Speaker 4: Like, because the boat's all coming together, right, we got
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  Speaker 4: three boats that are all coming in. If she's like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: stop the boat, I gotta I gotta pee, does that
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  Speaker 4: like all the boats.
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  Speaker 6: Have to I don't think she's stopping the boats.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you think she's just jumping out?
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  Speaker 4: And what do you think she's doing the boat?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: I think she I think I let's not talk about this.
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  Speaker 2: What you have a standard?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we got stop?
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  Speaker 8: So you think no, I'm gonna talk about a bridge
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: too far from mister bridges. So I guess with her quote,
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  Speaker 8: what it does imply is that she dropped trow and
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  Speaker 8: in the moving boat.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You know what this reminds me of is my in
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  Speaker 7: laws dog. When she gets really excited, she teas and
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  Speaker 7: they have a real problem with it.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the first thing I think of as Izzy
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  Speaker 2: the dog.
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  Speaker 4: And also like Sage dogs also, uh you know they
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: they like farts as well, just like save.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Save just a dog, SAVEE got that dog?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sage is a Georgia bulldog. Who's that covid down
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  Speaker 1: the track?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, man, stop bringing up football?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Sorry, no one September.
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  Speaker 6: No one watches Survivor and football except for you.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: All right, fine, uh, I'm gonna throw this one to Jonathan.
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  Speaker 1: So Jake drops the bomb on everybody. He tells the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: story about his dad getting glaucoma and this being the
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: only chance his dad has to see him play. Jonathan,
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  Speaker 1: if your dad had glacoma, would you immediately tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: upon meeting them?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I know people that have glaucoma, but I'm
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: not gonna just start name dropping on the podcast. And
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  Speaker 7: it's just like, you know, I don't have glaucoma, so
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  Speaker 7: it doesn't feel important to my plot points.
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  Speaker 6: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so if something's not happening to you, I don't
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  Speaker 1: be Let's say you're in Jake's shoes. You'll get to
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: the marooning. Jeff asks, Hey, you excited to be here?
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  Speaker 1: Would you start sobbing until everybody? If he was like,
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  Speaker 1: are you excited to be here? Would I immediately cry
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  Speaker 1: and say my father has glacoma?
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  Speaker 2: Probably not?
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  Speaker 7: I First of all, my dad does not have glaucoma.
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  Speaker 2: Just to set the record straight. So I wouldn't talk
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I.
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  Speaker 7: Started seeing the hot guys online that was saying, Hey,
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  Speaker 7: Jonathan's dad glackoma. You know he does not, and so
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  Speaker 7: I probably wouldn't talk about it. I don't think it's
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: very important to bring it up in Survivor.
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  Speaker 4: I love Jonathan with the most white guy with a
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: beard stands.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Ever, it doesn't happen.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: To me.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: In my million time, you know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: It's what Jonathan seemed to not be able to get
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: over the hurdle of like imagination. He was like, my
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: dad doesn't have glacoma.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I can't I do what? I wait, what if my
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: dad it does get glackoma?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I kept saying, in this scenario, your dad has glackoma.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Oh no he doesn't. I can't do it. He's supposed
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: to answer this question.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: Pet, I can't believe you're making me think about my
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: dad's suffering. It's really too much for me this morning.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Guys, I think we're looking over very cons fact, which
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: is I'm pretty sure the producers told him.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, talking about your dead with glacoma as soon as possible.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: They wanted him to bring that up.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You think they were on the boat, like, Hey, by
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: the way, just so you know, you gotta say the
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: glockhoma thing. Remember the glackhoma thing.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: That's kind of a tough spot to be in.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think that happened.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: I think they get on the beach and the producer said, Okay,
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: we're gonna go around. Jeff's going to ask you to
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: introduce yourselves. We want you this is your moment and
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: tell your story about.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Don't let Billy ruin survivor for you.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I think he's totally right.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: I think the fact that you guys think that I'm
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: even joking is ridiculous. I think came with Billy, didn't
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: invent producers.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: The two wrestlers with CTE have these theories about survivors.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, since when was I a wrestler?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: And I think I think it is. It's at this
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: point if you've watched the show. I'm not going to
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: say it produces itself. I think the producers do play.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: A role in it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: But if I have something in my life that I
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: can use to potentially gain sympathy early on from the
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: people that are going to vote. If I win a
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: million dollars, heck yeah, I'm gonna use it. I want
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: to tell people that my dad is going blind. It's
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: It's yeah. I don't even think a producer has to
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: tell you to do that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: At this point, I don't blame him for talking about it,
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: because it also totally depends on like levels of glaucoma
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: and all of this stuff for how traumatic it could
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: be for.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Like his fans, So it could.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: It seems like it's a very difficult situation for him personally,
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: so I don't I don't blame him for bringing it up.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Would I have?
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know, because I can't really imagine my dad
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: having So Jonathan.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Is gonna go call his dad around.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: We'll find out later in the episode. I think Jake
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: is just someone prone to oversharing.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they already did the pre interviews, so Jeff
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: and them know about this story.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Is improv moment?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, free, I agree with Chase.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: I'm already getting furious. So McAfee over here wanting to
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: football chance and tell me I'm an idiot for thinking
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: the producers told him to talk about.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: The McCaffey was the anti virus software guy. I don't know,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: why would you bring him up?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: What did I get that great software though.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, is it McAfee.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is McAfee. Up next, Jeff gives a great
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Jeff speech. I wrote it down. I feel like I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: should skip it is it's kind of long, but I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: just want to read the one line though, that is
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: this is the heart of the paradox of survivor.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: That is a that's a great that's a pretty great line.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: The heart of the paradox of survivor. I had to
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: think about that for a moment.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's the decisions.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: The very center of the paradox. Yeah, what you guys
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: aren't thinking.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Men like me and Brand, Me and Brand get it totally.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I know what paradox means. I'll say this.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I love now that I know that Jeff comes up
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: with this marooning speech on the day of after doing
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: his black shirt ceremony. It means a lot more to
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: me knowing that he went out and he put he
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: laid out the black shirt, he did the whole thing,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: and uh, I think it was really nice.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's a great speech. Then Jeff reveals the tribe names.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yellow tribe is Hennah, red tribe is Uli, blue tribe
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: is Keller, and.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I had the hardest time with Keller. I thought it
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: was Hella. I I it took me a long time
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: to figure.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Out and Kella.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: It was a little confusing, right because because I thought
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: maybe it was Hella, and then I thought maybe it
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: was Kenna. I was getting all confused, and they didn't
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: put the things on. I didn't see it until it
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: was on the boats later and I was like, wait.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: What is it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: It takes me a half season to remember the tribe
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: names in general.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: If I'm gonna be honest, I don't care about the
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: tribe names.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: The colors.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the colors. I love yellow.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: It's a lot of names to remember. Every time that
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: we start a new season of.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Survivor, tell me last season's tribe names.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Dude in the world immediately, not Rare Rod, that's.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: That is, But that's the last season we covered.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I could tell you the forty eight tribe names.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Let's hear it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, it would be Vula green, Siva orange, and Loggie purple. Wow.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I have no way to prove you wrong.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Do it without looking screen, without looking at my notes
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: for this episode.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think you cheated.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Cheat the producer.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: The producers told you PD the producers told you what
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: to say.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: He is the producer.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff, I have an earpiece and Jeff tells me everything. Wow, well, guys,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: for the first time in season forty nine, do you
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: know what time it is?
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's challenge.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: I'm just screaming at a hotel room.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they haven't coming.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: They understand that You're not the first person to scream
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: hive in a hotel room.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: At four a m. Last night, I woke up to
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: the sound of someone.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Screaming and all you heard it was through the walls.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Was somebody else doing a survivor podcast? Turns out they
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: have the same gimmick as us.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: No, it's undly they were murdered. It was.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Let's just move past, don't.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: It's not happening to me, so I don't care about it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: It's hard to imagine anyone I know of getting murdered.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, in the back of my mind, they died.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Sure, okay, Actually Jonathan's dad let me call it.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: No, are you okay he.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Was the murderer?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, I.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Mean too though he couldn't see it. That's fine, guys.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: So the first challenge of the episode, it's the classic
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: premiere challenge where you have to fight for your supplies,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: and this time the tribes divide up into payers and
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: each one will take on a different stage of the challenge.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: The what's the Blue Tribe called kle Kelly? How do
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: you pronounce it?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Blue Keller?
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Blue Kella? It's spelled k E l E, which makes
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: me think it's Kelly, Kelly, Kelly or Kelly. Anyway, the
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Blue Tribe they put I mean, look, guys, they put
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Trashy Annie on stage one, which makes sense because Trashy
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Annie said she's a runner. Sure didn't think about carrying
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the super heavy block right, so they had to run out,
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: pick up a heavy block, run it back. That was
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: that stage. Annie puts the Blue Tribe the way in
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: the back. Then we have a water section. Shannon and
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Savannah dominated that stage of the contest. They were actually
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: able to overtake Stephen and Sophie for the Yellow Tribe.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Then the Red Tribe had a dominant lead going into
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: the puzzle portion, which was the final stage. Jason and
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Christina solved their puzzle first for Sina again that is
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: the Yellow Tribe, and mc jumps up, hits the bell
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: and gave her tribe, the.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Victory Female Alternate MC.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but she didn't feel the need to tell everybody.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: She did not.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I think game it's because the producers didn't say, hey,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you got to mention this.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: That's why she bring the fact that you think that
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: that's not true, that's outrageous.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the fact that PD PD you know what goes
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: in behind the scenes of this podcast alone? And do
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: you think that network television is not going to have
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: a guy right when they get on the beach fee
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: like pause, real quick, game plan, Go for it, y'all,
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: just go for it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: No, never happened. No, it has never happened, never will happen.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: They just get strained out there and whatever happens.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: This is a big Brother, This is Survivor.
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, maybe I think big Brother is more likely to
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: be Yeah, I think I think PT's been watching too
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: much of the live feeds.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Is what's happening. He's like, nothing's produced, but yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Cheat on your girlfriend real quick, cheat on your girlfriend,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: cheat on it all right, and go go kiss.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the that's the opening challenge. Guys. It was
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: I liked it. I thought it was fun.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: There was no mud, no muss, marooning challenge, and I
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: like this. This felt like a I know a little
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: bit of an older h Older school type game for Survivor.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And I liked that the puzzle in this one, I think,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: you know, there's been different variations of this puzzle, but
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I like it because it's on its head. It's very simple,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: just make a make a cube. But you've got your
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: making a cube out of a lot of different rectangles
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: and different shapes of that can complicate things when making
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: a cube. And so it looks so easy, and I
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: think when you start not coming together immediately, it's easy
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: to panic. And I thought that the Yellow Tube did
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: a great job of just like just looking at it
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and just like not rushing. And this is the type
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: of challenge that you can kind of do that with.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: My favorite part was riz God was yelling to try
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: to help his team the puzzle and at one point
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: he goes, yeah, put that there, and they did and
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: it didn't fit. He goes, never mind, I lied.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: That's a very risk God thing to say. You know,
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: It's like, not oh, I was wrong. Make it seem intentional.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I now's a good time for me to unveil the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: new nickname for kristin Chris God. Two times God.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you the name Chris God was a
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: ten out of ten success in the Right household last night,
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: because as soon as you said it, I laughed, and
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: then I watched Kristen laugh way too hard because she
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: never laughs at my jokes anymore.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: So.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: So the two loser tribes have to pick a player
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to compete one on one to see which tribe gets supplies,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and then the loser of that will be left with
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: nothing for their tribe. So Uli picks Rizzo even though
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: he said, if it's a puzzle, we're cooked. And Kelly
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: or sorry, I did it too, Chase Kella picks Alex Moore,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: and then we get uh, Hannah going back to the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: beach and they're thrilled because they just won the supplies.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And then over on the Blue tribe, Kella, we got
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: a montage of Sophie trying to befriend everybody, specifically Jake
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: because she referred to him as the mother of all
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: meat shields, and she said when they got to the match,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: she said, thank you God because she wanted to work
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: with him so bad.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: I think that Jake might be kind of a different
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: type of meat shield though, like you know, they say
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: that about usually the guys that are kind of uh
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: more of the Jim Burrow personality. I think that he
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: has more likability than the typical meat shield.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, when when she told him that she wanted him
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to be her number one, he said, I've already got
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: this bromance going on with Alex, but we could be like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you know, the three of us.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And she's like, well, how the heck, Like
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: he's not even he's not even here anymore.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: What do you mean you've got a bromance And he
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: was like, I just you know, yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: We knew, we knew.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: We were bros at first sight.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: The eyes, That's what he said.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: So so now to Redona's brothers shut out.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I felt I was feeling like, yeah, we're gonna
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: say more about the Jonahs brothers drop.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: But that's Coolah, we done enough.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: So now to the red Tribe. We get our first
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: lie of this season. Savannah tells her tribe she's in marketing,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: when in reality she is a news a porter.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Such a smart move.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a great move.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: I may you don't vote me off if they think
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: I'm too good at reading off of a teleprompter.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, what's great is that we know that she's
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: currently unemployed. We know that from the preseason show she's
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: not currently a journalist.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Well then it sounds like she's not a journalist.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: And she does like I'm pretty sure she actually does
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: do something for her parents company.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I think it maybe is marketing.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I think she said it's a lie, but it's not
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: a lie, which she really wants us. She's you don't
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: know what's up or down when it comes to her.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: But we get another lie right after, and that was
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that Nate told everybody that he was a production assistant
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: on Spider Man two. He doesn't want them to know
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that he's produced movies like Black Panther. He's trying to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: keep it low key, but I don't think Spider Man
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: two is very low.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Key spider Man.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: This was a big problem for me because Spider Man
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: two is a massive flex to say that you produced.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: On because he didn't say.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: I'm getting people coffee, but.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: On one of the biggest movies in the world, one
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of my favorite superhero films of like all time.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I like the play here because I think when you
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: say that you're a producer for Black Panther.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: People are gonna be like, this guy doesn't need the money.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: When you say that you're a PA on Spider Man two,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: people be like, that's a cool guy.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: He he's got to be on movies.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: But you don't think about pas being these, you know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: people that are are super rich.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: And so I like the move because it's endearing. People
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: are like, well, do you have.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Any cool stories you want to share about your time
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: work on Spider Man?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: What was it like working with James Franco? You know
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: it was probably.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think people really like that stuff and
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: it still gives you. It gives you that the likability
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: that comes with working on movies without the assumption that
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: you're filthy rich and don't need to move.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Now here's the thing, though, if if he had told
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: them that he was a producer, they I would assume
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: on Survivor think that he didn't do anything, since the
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: producers don't do anything on Survivor according to p d right,
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: like they don't they don't do anything.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: For a tribe.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they think that he didn't even so if he
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: had just looked at them and said, I'm a producer
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: for Captain America.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: They would have been like, like, producers.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Don't do anything. They don't give any coaching or advice.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: So that's not very cool.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, call me crazy. I don't think the marooning is scripted.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't think they have the marooning.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Uh So we find out that Shannon and Sage love
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: each other's vibes, although Sage had to burp in the
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: middle of her confessional about it, prompting the cam man
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: to ask her if she needed a second, to which
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: she replied, no, I just needed to burp. But after
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: this Shannon, Shannon tells the ocean, thank you, Ocean for
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: welcoming me. May I respect you and love you and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: receive love and respect back?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Got out Ocean. I.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I you know, she's gonna do a few other things
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: in this episode that's like giving coach vibes, right, Like
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: you're gonna do like the you know, the meditating on
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: the beach and whatnot, and you know, we'll see how
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: it goes for her. I think the well, we'll see.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I think there's a way to do all the things
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: that she's doing without it being annoying to the people
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: around her.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if she's successfully doing that, but
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: we'll see. We'll see.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: But even like when Coach does his thing where he
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: goes out and he does the tide she and stuff
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: on the beach, like he does it in a way
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: that's like like he wants people to see him do it. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: And I think that she's doing it. Not not to
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: say that she's not. This is not her authentic stelf,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: because I buy it, but I do think that she's
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: like it is a bit performative in a way that
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I think she thinks that it's going to be endearing
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: to people, and I'm not.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Well, and we're also seeing the performative side of people
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: right now putting up with it because they're like, oh,
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: we don't want to get on anyone's bad side yet,
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: so sure we're gonna sit with you and shout out,
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: oh yeah that was cool, like we really enjoyed that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Week.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: And if she is still kind of like they are
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: doing this, I think people are gonna start being like,
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: why are we what are we up to out there?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: If given the opportunity, would you sign up for a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Shannon meditation on the beaches of Fiji.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: I'd probably I'd probably do the sage number where I
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: just sat there and looked like confused, but just like
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: amicably was like, oh, okay, like thanks for inviting me.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think you'd be invited. I think you'd have
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to pay to go. I don't think Oh no, I
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: don't think it's free. She runs high vibe women's events.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I mean it's probably takes some extra money.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: What she does. That's what she does for a living.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Jonathan, Wow, how many left shoes?
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: So you just assumed, because she's a woman, that she
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: does it for free.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: I just assumed that she was well off enough that
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: she was giving away things. You know, I assume, Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: I assume the best of it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: She's the survivor bars. I'm pretty sure.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she got daddy's money. And daddy's got a three
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: floor bar in Boston that we're.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Gonna go to.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: You're looking at me and saying, hey, did you what
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: you thought? She didn't earn that Bundy?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: And then up, she's daddy's money. He owns the bar.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he manages it or something. But regardless, Yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: my loyalty lies to whatever. Is the funniest thing to say, Okay,
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: making fun of Jonathan. Yeah, finish that up, give Chase
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: two minutes.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And no contradic himself. That's what I was gonna say.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: So now it's time for the one on one supply
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: battle between Rizzo and Alex.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: It ends up being a roller coaster for Rizzo. So
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: each contestant has to race onto the peninsula to find
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: coconuts marked with their emblem and they bring them back
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: one at a time, and once they have ten of them,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: they have to open them up and then solve a
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: puzzle and all the puzzle pieces you know, or inside
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the coconuts, and it reveals the location of the ship wheel.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: They retrieve the wheel, crank the flagpole in the first
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: person to raise it to the top, winds now. Alex
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: gets out the gate really hot. It looks like he's
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: smoking Rizzo. He's got all of his coconuts, while Rizzo
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: is blown up just trying to like get the first couple.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: He looks completely gassed immediately, but Rizzo gets his pieces,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: you know, he looks over he sees Nate's flying through it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: So what does Rizzo decide to do? Cheat? And what
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: did you guys think about that?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sold me on.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say my I was. I watched this
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: episode with my kids. They stayed up and watched and
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: they did not think that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: That was okay.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Oh they called They called out his cheating. They were like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: you can't do that, that's cheating. And I was like, well,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: they're doing it, so that means that it's okay here
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: in this game, but you are right in life, you know,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: make sure that you do cheat.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: But so, you know what, good on them for calling
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: him out because it does.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but at the end, at the end of the day, Uh,
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: it's it's on Is it Adam Alex or Alex. It's
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: on Alex to figure out whether it is to destroy
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: the puzzle or put something over or something like, yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: we've seen the game before. Like, if you don't want
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: people to look at your puzzle, you got to figure
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: out a way to make sure that they can't look
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: at your puzzle.
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: I'd say he wasn't even cheating personally, Oh he was.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: He was just playing the game.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: I think it was just so funny that he took
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: all of his pieces to the other puzzle.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I can't comprehend how he cheated. It was such an
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: odd way to do it. It's like, I'm gonna do
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: here and then bring that there and then do this.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: It was really interesting.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: But then Alex comes back and then he sees Rizzo
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: doing it. He tries to block the whole thing with
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: his torso, but the problem with that is he has
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to leave again, so Rizzo just goes right back to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: cheating once he's gone again. Or not cheating depends. If
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you ask Brand's kids, they would say it was very
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: much cheating.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, I just love that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: When he blocked the entire puzzle, Rizzo was like, oh,
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: you're blocking it, ha ha.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Like he's narrating it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: As he's going, just talking the whole time, and as
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: soon as he blocks it, he's like, oh he blocked it,
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: ha ha. And it runs back to his side and
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: it runs right back after you.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: And I don't want to get into the weeds here,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: but that is the role of a producer. Before the game,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: you tell the players, hey, while you're playing, talk it out.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: That's good for tea.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: That's the role of the PCT cheat.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: And then uh, yeah, you.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Come over here, laid down on the table for a
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: little bit so they can't cheat.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: It'll be funny.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Could you also dress like a target employee? Rizzo.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: That's what they said, that'd be great.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Why was a little bit confused about? Uh so when
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: they go to to dig. I don't know if you
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: guys saw this, but both of where they dug was
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: inside to like wood beams and.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Why not just go right there? Go there?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Well they were beams right, that was there. They had
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: to run across several, uh several wood.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Beams, so you know which wood beams to dig him,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: but yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You didn't know which one.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: But uh, I'm just a little surprised that it seemed
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: like riz God's wheel was like shallow.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say it. It seemed like it was
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: less deep into the ground.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: It cared about people's looks way more than his personality.
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what went wrong for Alex.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he didn't dig far enough. I
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: don't know if he went to the wrong area. I
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: don't know what happened.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I thought at this point it was embarrassing for both
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: of them because Rizzos tried to cheat. He's taken forever
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: and if you're gonna cheat, like do it quick.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Like a gazelle to get there.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: He's just like.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, a.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Little bit more. It wasn't good.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Did literally everything he could to lose this challenge.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, here's what I'll say, because I thought about this,
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: because he when he was digging, not risk God.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Is a he dug Alex.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Alex, And my only thought is he was maybe he
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: wasn't at the right spot. That's what I was gonna
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: He had the puzzle down, but maybe in his panic
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: he looked and read the map wrong or something. I
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: just can't imagine that that was not in there anywhere.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And that's why it was embarrassing for him too, because
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: he had multiple opportunities to run back and forth and
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: he had like a maybe a fifteen minute lead on
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Rizzo and he blew it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, and they were They ended up being side
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: by side right in their sections digging. I would I
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: would find it difficult to believe that the producers or
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: the people that were building the challenge would put the
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: wheel in the.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Same spot for both.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: You could watch the other person be like, Oh, they're
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: digging right there, I'm gonna go. So it really does
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: make me think that Alex read the map wrong and
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: was digging in the wrong place because he dug deep
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: and he dug him the whole area and it was nothing.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta dig deep.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm trying that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Wish Jeff was there to yell at him. That's what
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: this is missing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, riz God was doing his best.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: To you know what. I bet riz God was glad
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: that Jeff wasn't there so he didn't see his mischievous
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: uh mis doing.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Do you think do you think.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Riz God was like, oh God, I hope John Cena
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: doesn't watch.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, he turned heel. I can, I can turn heel.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: But you know what, he never gave up, and John
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: would be proud.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: That was the hustle. Part of hustle, loyalty and respect.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: I feel like Ris God has like a little mischievous
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: like almost rumpel stilt skin build, and the way that
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: he like runs and approaches things.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I don't know, it's like a very.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: He's gonna steal Jake's newborn baby. Yeah, I'm just.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Calling it now.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: I feel it from this guy that as the season goes,
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: if he stays with us, that he's gonna be kind
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: of the sneaky, mischievous time.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: That's what the R and R I Z G o
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: D stands for.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like he had that energy? After he won?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: He wins the challenge and he's in the confessional and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: he's crying talking about how he's doing it for his
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: girlfriend and his family and everybody in Albania.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Wishes he could hurt himself, but that'd be weird.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what is the population of Albania?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Why would any of us know?
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I thought you guys, maybe the producer.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: The producer, some of these five people there, and it's
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: all Rizzo's family.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: I'm looking it up. What about square? Anyway, two point
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: seven million people in.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Ho was off.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Whoa. It looks like the child is going up too.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: So he won that challenge for two point seven million people. Yeah, dude,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: shout out to Riz God. This was a coming out
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: party for the Riz God. It was he is Risen.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: If you will, oh, I like it, I like you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: So now to the Uli tribe, we find out that
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Sage loves poop. She told her tribe if they have
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: an aquedump that she wants them to describe it in
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: great details. She would love nothing more than that. Sage
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: might be the weirdest person we've ever seen on Survivor.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: I feel like I've met people like this and every
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: time you're.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Like, you're trying too hard? Why are you like this?
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Like you don't actually enjoy this, you just think it
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: makes you unique.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel about it.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I'll be you've heard. I can't what is she like
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: when she's not being weird? Like everything we so you
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: we've heard about the Winner edit, right, this is the
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: freak edit.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Like the Philip edit.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Everything, Everything that they show of her is truly bizarre,
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: and I have to imagine occasionally she's not right, Like,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: are we ever going to get to see her not
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: do it weird?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Interesting?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Otherwise I say, when she's not weird? What if she's
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: never not weird?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I know? Well, that's why I'm intrigued to find out
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: if at like everything she says is about poop and
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: pee and blackheads, Like, yeah, I'm here for it, let's
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: find out what happens.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: It's found. It sounded a little domeresque. You know, it's
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: just a little too.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: It's it's borderline, not just quirky. It's now creepy and weird.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: You know, show me you're dump.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Yeahad's in a jar.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: She didn't sound like Jojo Siwah when she said it
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: be fair.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Sorry, you're right, dream guess away. I guess an aquedump.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't laughed at that. So Rizzo delivers the goods. Uh
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: ULI's thrilled. Rizzo tells him he did it for them
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and his parents, and Nate comes back and wonders how
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to spin it, and he just tells them exactly what happened.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: There wasn't much spin. So Jake says it a confessional.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: He's got a good feeling about Alex. Maybe it's a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: sign from God. It's a bromance from God. Uh So,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Sophie and Jake going away walk with Nate and Jake
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: tells them about the fact that his baby is going
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to be born while he's there, so he's revealed both
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: of the insane things that I brought up in the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: pregame show on episode one.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I do want to just add a little bit more
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: about the story. The story is they tried for a
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: long time to get pregnant.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Would you use the word miracle.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: All babies are a miracle, Pete, but.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: This one's a miracle miracle specific it's a lyrical miracle.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Baby it's a special kind of miracle. Yes, that you know,
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: through the marvel that is science and doctors and whatnot,
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: they were able to she was able to get pregnant.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: And he's asks her, Hey, basically like gave her. What
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: he says is, I gave her the chance to tell
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: me not to go, and she told me to go
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: and to make the money. And so oh, that's a
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: bold move, I would say, of the things that I would,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, on one hand, right, they now know that
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: your dad is going blind and that you are about
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: to welcome a nude baby into this world.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: So there is you gain an advantage.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: You gain a little bit of an advantage there, I
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: do think, And I'm not saying I'm one of these people,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: but there is a chance that people hear that you
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: chose the game of Survivor over the birth of your child,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: and that may cause people to be like, oh, that's
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: a lot. He might that. There's a way to read this,
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: which is, oh, he's a threat. He loves Survivor so
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: much that he would choose to be and play Survivor
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: over being present for the birth of his miracle baby.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: There's a read that some.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: People could hear that and go, we got to get
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: him out now, because this clearly means a lot to happen.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: I think that people would hear it and give the
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: feedback that they did on the show, which is like, oh, congratulations,
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: that's awesome, but then in the back of their mind
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: they're thinking, why would you not stay home?
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: Here's what I'll say, because Twitter immediately started lighting this
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: dude up last night.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what Twitter is.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: So I was like, you know what, it's not a
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: full sound like Twitter. It's not fun if I also
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: take shots out of it. So I did some research
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: and I think I figured out why he might have
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: chosen to go. I don't know the exact salary of
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: a Canadian Correctionals officer, but I don't think it's much so.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: And I'm being dead serious here. If you go on Survivor,
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: you have the ten thousand dollars guarantee for the live
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: reunion and the NBA thing, and if you make jury,
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: you're making another maybe ten grand. And if you somehow
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: managed to get in the final three, third place is
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: eighty five grand, runner up is one hundred thousand dollars,
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: and then the winner gets a million dollars it's a
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: big boost of money regardless of how you place. I mean,
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: even if you get out totals, Yeah, you'll still make
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: twelve thousand dollars. So maybe they just needed that kind
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: of extra money.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: You know, do you still get the ten K guarantee, Chase,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: because there's not a live reunion anymore.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: They do it so that you stick to your NBA,
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: So break your NDA, you don't get that ten K bonus.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: That completely changed how I feel.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Towards Yeah, I've been greeting to you today. But I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: think that was a great nuanced point because like when
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: somebody like Jonathan hears that information for the first time,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: he makes Maybe Jonathan made a bunch of jokes about
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: how he was a dead beat.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Day, Hey, why are we gonna bring up the past?
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: This is what I was, like, I father of the
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: year in my opinion, I've been saying that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I know what I would do in this situation and
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: the not and it's not what he did. But I
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: you know, everybody is different. I don't know what to
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Chase's point, I don't know his situation. Maybe his wife
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: is what it would be like. You know what you
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: being in the room would stress me out. Honestly, this
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: would be really helpful that you know, I.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Don't know with the doctor delivering the baby.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, so it like, do I believe that his wife
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: meant it when she said go brother.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. But he's made the choice.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Here it is, and I'm interested to see if that
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: comes into play at all. Just from a game strategy perspective,
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: you have this guy who has a new baby, whose
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: dad is going blind, and he's here playing the game.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: He that alone could be seen as a threat brand.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: He's the ripest guy.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: In the game.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: But he didn't need to put any more bull's eyes
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: on his back. But now he has had three, he
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: has the he has the fact that he's ripped out
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: of his mind, his dad is going by, he's got
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: that sob story in his new baby at home.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Get this guy out of.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Here, Yeah, Chase, can you help me with something real quick?
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: This is and I need your acting. I'm gonna play
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: his wife and you're gonna play him, and you're gonna
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: ask me if you can go on Survivor while I
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: am expecting our miracle baby.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm gonna really get into it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, go for it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Well you can watch this on Roku by the way,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: after it's called Miracle Baby with Jonathan and Chase.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: It's actually in the horror section.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, and actually okay, wow wow er okay, yeah, yeah.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: What was that? What was we were on the phone.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Who was that?
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, but that was that
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: was Survivor?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Eh oh Survivor.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: No way they're putting me on the show?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Whoa Oh? Okay do you think that's Are you thinking
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: you're gonna do it?
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, do you think I should?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I guess I'll just I'll leave
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: that up to you.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Hey my wife said it was okay, I'll be
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: there still.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well see you later. You know. That's how I
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: feel like that?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Was that crazy? We got the audio that was not.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Was that people from Canada? Or was that how to
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: make a murder on Netflix? Season?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: It was? It was actually, uh, far go too.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: I've decided last year we we loved the Cana so much.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: I decided this year I'm gonna go full heel on Canada.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: I just I agree brand I do not think that
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: his wife was probably yeah, like go do it. I
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: think that he got the answer of, well, it's your decision, Yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: that's that feel whatever.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I think his wife is supportive and.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: She's on board.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: She was supportive when he was a male stripper or whatever,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and she's supportive now that he's still kind of a
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: male stripper.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: He st was on TV.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: I think it was, hey, go make go make us
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: thirty thousand dollars real quick.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: That's a very fair assessment, Chase. I would actually lean
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Now he's the Canadian Hulk. He's my number one draft
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: pick in two.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: Weeks first, oh, drafting first for real?
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Yep, I'm not lying, all right, that's so that's the most.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Time give me those.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: That's a me move, dude.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I'm switching it up. I've lost so many times in
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: a row. I realized it's the women's fault. I keep
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: picking them, and so it's their fault that I keep losing.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: Is this what happens when Kristen's not on the podcast
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: is Peaty completely swaps things.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: Well, he is a performance he's a performative one.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to say. So we're still on the
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Blue tribe. We're gonna keep talking about Matt Nicole loses
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: her shoe. Chase, how did this happen?
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Well, that would be the Canadian Hulk. He stole it.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: I love this so shocking because he in the pre
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: interview he was all about you know, he was the
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: integrity guy, the honor and integrity guy. He wanted to
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: play like Joe, and then he immediately steals this woman shoe.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: It's real klepto behavior, you know, like, oh, I just
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: stole a little bit of something from each store I
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: go in.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: And what makes it worse is like she's the one
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: that goes home, so it's like a bullier. We watched
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: this woman. We watched this woman throw up because she
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: was so anxious that she was going to be the
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: one to go home. We watched her look her missing shoe,
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: and then we watched her go home.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: That's interesting, Chase, I didn't put that together that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Last year there was the song curse for making the merge.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe there's the shoe curse.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: If if Jake steals your shoe, you're going home, Well
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: that's something to get your shoe, you get the boot,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: is what you're saying. Oh, I know, Jonathan, that's not
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying at all, it's what you said.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, I say it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Next up we have meditation class with Shannon. Savannah was like,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: this is gonna get old real quick. But we know
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: that Jonathan would be interested in one of those high
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: vibes women classes at least, So when we go to Boston,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: we might hit up Shannon and do some pilates.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Cool well in the in the Survivor bar.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in the bar, on the bar that's floor three.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do the yogatis. We're gonna get up on
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: a table or the bar and do yoga on top
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: of that. During the airing of the episode, WHOA. So
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: now let's go to the water well and Shannon says,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: it's nice to be here at the water well today,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: And it was. It looked like a beautiful day. It's
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: the first day of Survivors. It's the nicest day to
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: be It's nice.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: It is not in her defense, I imagine it was
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: nice to be at the water well today.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: So but we can't blame her. Yeah, we can't blame her.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: While they were at the water well that it was
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: very nice to be at, Juwan tells them that he
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: cares about them. He clarifies he cares about everybody, obviously,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: but it seems like Shannon might have her power alliance
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: after all. And Juwan wants to bring in one more person,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: but he wants to choose the right person, so he's
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: trying to feel everybody out, and he says he's trying
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: to decide between Nate Rizzo and Sage, and the casting
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: audition is wide open at one point.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it was this section or earlier
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: in the episode, but Sophie Sigretti, who we did not
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: get a lot of this sigarette she.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Goes Season fifty. Sophie, right, is she Sophie's going to fifty?
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: No?
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: That is uh, Savannah, Savannah.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: It was one of the essays Sage is what I
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: It's not, Sage. I think we'll be in good shape.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: No, Sophie. So Gretti goes, I work at YouTube, and
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: out loud, I went, I work at YouTube.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: By yourself.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I love working at YouTube.
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: Sounds like you pack a briefcase and walk into the
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: offices of YouTube.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Chase is doing the Leonardo DiCaprio from.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: Your co workers. Me and Siretti are co workers.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I wonder if you are any of the same slack channels,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we get to hear from Stephen. Stephen
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: and Matt made a strong connection. But it turns out
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Stephen and everybody he made a strong connection. We had
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: small girl Jason Truel. He says he really likes Steven,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: he's so charming. But hopefully he isn't telling everyone he
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: loves them. It turns out he was. He was telling.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Everybody he was. It was a great at it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Hopefully it's not telling everybody that comes to him being like,
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: I really like you.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: She's very funny.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: We've not really talked a lot about Matt the airport
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: bag man. I love him so much, Like I knew
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: from the clip that we played in a preseason show
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: that he might be one of those guys that I
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: kind of gravitate towards. But after this, we don't get
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: a ton of them this episode. But what we get
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: is he's a star.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Earlier in the episode, I skipped over it, but they
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: were all trying to make fire and they were struggling
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: for hours until it got dark, and Steven could tell
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: that Matt was hanging in the background because he didn't
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: want to like put himself out there as the boy
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: scout and he's like, you know what, Matt, do you
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: want to do it? And he makes the fire. He
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: made it look easy.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Driver because Christina was giving it a shot. And Christina says,
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: I've never done this before, which is crazy to me
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: to never at least try to make a fire before
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: you go out there. And it's like the opposite of
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: what happened with Juwan later in the episode, where Juwan
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: was making fires every day before getting out there and
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: then just can't.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Do it, didn't do it.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: So yep, I guess honestly, it doesn't matter if you try,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: you can't do it if you if you don't try,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: you can't do it as a unless unless you Matt
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: can do it.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. One other thing about Steven is that he got
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: really paranoid after trying to make friends with everybody. He
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: tells the confessional that he's suspicious of everyone and it
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: might just be his anxiety because he hit his growth
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: spurt late, and he said there's still a part of
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: him that feels like he's in high school and he's
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: still just a small girl.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, Speedy, if we were in person like
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: the other week, he would have been a full scale attack.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You know, you choked me last time. I did it
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: when we were ready, I know. And was that not
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a full scale? That wasn't full scale?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't have full force.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Back to the back, to blue back to blue uh
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: back the blue back the Blue. Jake says, as a dude,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: you know when another dude looks you in the eyes
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: and you just you know, it's a romance. Alex reminds
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: me of a half black meat that lives in the States.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: We just get along so good in a non sexual way.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: And then he makes a scissoring gesture. He literally makes
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a scissoring gesture with his hands, and he says, I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: don't know why I'm doing this. We're not doing that.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: We're good, but we're just two dudes chilling.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: Guys. We got a redo of the famous Rudy line,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: no I love him, but not in a homosexual.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Forty eight seasons later, we got another one.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Finally got it. We finally got it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: But Jake might be he uh double the strength of Rudy,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: but he's half the man of Rudy.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: You can't live up to Rudy, Jake, no matter how hard,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: you try, you won't do it. And by the way, Chase,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you heard this, Rudy die what?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, I know. They did a memorial right
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: before the episode started.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: They did it again this year.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: They do it every year. Rudy dies every year for Chase.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I'll just say one thing.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Jake has never drank Vietnam contamination water.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's exactly right. Can't touch Rudy. He's drag
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: water everywhere.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: So Sophie, she's getting kind of jealous of the bromance,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: she's getting stressed about it, and now she's feeling connected
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: to Jeremiah, and Jeremiah wants to use the Alpha Bros
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: As his shield. And then Jeremiah asks Jake if anyone
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: would suspect him of working with a gay guy, and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Jake immediately's like, no, no, nobody would respect that. I'm
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: good with it. And so now it looks like Jeremiah
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: is with Alex and Jake and Sophie and they're gonna
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: run the game. I'm gonna say that about every alliance
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: so that I end up being right about one of them.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait until Jake's old tweets oh, come
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: to the surface.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Oh no, can't be worse than whatever Sue said.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: She just said mother Quake, so didn't say anything that.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I'm Jeremiah is an interesting player.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like Jeremiah's obviously like feeling it out, trying
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: to figure out where Jeremiah is gonna fit in. And
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I think that it could that like a Jeremiah Jake
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: alliance could be really interesting.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: It could be one that goes far.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's the secret alliance that that runs to show
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: this season.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: The Double j Alliance, the Jeff Jared jail So on
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: the Red Tribe, Nate wants to work with Savannah and Shannon.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Savannah says she loved the idea and she doesn't want
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: to jinx it, but she thinks her and Shannon will
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: make the decision to see who the fourth Allion its
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: member is. So Juwan is starting to lose it because
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: he can't make the fire, and it seems like the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: water Well alliance that we had earlier is starting to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: crumble because Savannah's looking at Juwan being so frustrated and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: she's like, this is not a good sign.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Savannah as a as a journalist is gonna pipe been
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: and be like this just in Juwan having a breakdown,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: not being able to make fire. She's eyeballing him, like
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: watching the whole thing take place.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Reading in them.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Maybe it is the easiest million dollars Savanna's ever made.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe I think she's gonna win the game?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: Is that crazy? I love the fact that she hated
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: everyone doing yoga.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, she's got winter energy. She's got energy.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah she does energy, she does?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Does that lead us to the next challenge?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: That leads us to the mud baptism with Chase.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Whoa, it's everybody's second favorite part of the episode. I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: had to whisper because I'm in a hotel room.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Oh somebod people can wake you up at four am.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna be considerate. Come on, have a backbone, Chase.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: You're right, You're right.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Hell all right.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna run through this pretty quick because I gotta go.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: But guys, a challenge includes a rope tunnel, we have
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: the classic baptism by mud, and then you have to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: carry three giant snakes, which is something that Survivor has
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: been doing these past few seasons. They really like the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: big lizards.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: The big snakes, and Sage probably loved it because it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: looks like a giant poop.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jesus, we gotta get her out of here. I agree, uh,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: and then I know.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: That Jeff was like the spectacular Survivors just it's just
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: a big stag brother the sss.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: At the very end, there is a Uh it's one
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: those classic ball trap games that Survivor loves to do
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: when you have to try to get the ball around
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: the puzzle.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, google a ball trap games, everybody.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, what's that VPN coachase?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: You can go to surf shark dot com use coach
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: chase bridges that check out. Oh my god. Yeah. So,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: uh Kayla Kelly, what how do we do this?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: It's uh Keller, right.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Keller, Keller, remember Hella, and then say Keller, Helen, Keller, Hella, Hella, Keller.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: I resist, I'm resisting, Jake Dad jokes. I'm resisting Jake
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Dad jokes.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put my bike down some Chase confinces.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Keller. Keller loses, Keller can't get it done. Kella is
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: the first tribe to go to tribal council with Jeff.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: But who cares about the challenge whatever, happened to that
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: challenge doesn't matter because the only thing that I would
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: to talk about is that Jeremiah, at one point after
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: the mud, looks at Nicole and says, Hey, how did
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: you get the mud out of your eyes, to which
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: she responds by spitting water into his face.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: That is I think that is my favorite Survivor moment
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: of all time.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was great, but I just out of
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: all of it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, one other time someone did something, I mean Rachel Hips.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rachel winning the immunity necklaces and then getting the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: idols and stuff was pretty cool. But when we saw
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: the first boot spit in another player's eye, I think
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: that really in forty nine seasons, that's how you do
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: it on Survivor, Dude.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: It was hilarious. I was cackling, dude.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Because she didn't even pop.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: But what's even funny. I think someone pointed this out
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: in the patro. What's even funnier is he asks, hey,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: how did you get the water out of How did
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: you get them out of your eyes? To what she
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: responds by spinning water. Do you think.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: She she fountain straight up in the like straight up
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: in the air.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Let the water fall back down in her own eyes?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Or do you think someone else spin in her eyes?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: It implies that I might get some spin in your eyes.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: They're just all spitting each other's faces.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's the kind of thing you
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: need to ask consent. Hello, is it okay for me
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: to spit in your eye right now? Before you just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: full send it?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know much, but I do know Sage would
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: have freaking loved it.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Sage was like, do it again, do it again.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: I just can't believe spat in this guy's face.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: It And there's no way that it was just the
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: edit because he just straight up asked, and she's.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I was thinking, if you've got water, why
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: can't you pour it on him?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Nicole, you can be as surprise as you want
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: that you got the first boot.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, spat in that man's eyes.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: You know what would have been funny is if when
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: her torch got stuff, Jeff would have been like the
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: cold the tribe is spoken, I just found the water
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: out onto the door, or spitting.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Jeff's face, That's what What if she was holding some
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: just in case.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Oh triple h out there Nicole going full alpaca out
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: of the challenge.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's crazy.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: What if it becomes a thing for color though, Like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: the whole season they're just spitting each other's faces.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a little bit weird, you know.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: It seems like something trashy, and he would do trashy,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: very trashy. Any crying Amy?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: That was from gran.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Amy spitting any.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, who won? I already said it didn't really matter
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: who won. I said, who lost? Kelly?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: Kelly, which I have to leave in twelve minutes for
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: a doctor's appointment.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: So yeah, I gotta go.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: We're at the end anyway. Yeah, it's the Blue Tribe
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: going to tribal council. The Blues are going. It's very
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: clearly between Nicole and Annie as far as you know
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: who's on the block. To put it in BB terms,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: But because Jake, Alex and Sophie and Jeremiah are running
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: the show, they decide Nicole and Alex's job is to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: make her feel safe and tell her the plan is Annie.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: And then we get a confessional with Nicole where she
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: talks about how it's her job to pick up on
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: suspicious activity and she's trying to figure out if people's
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: statements don't line up and if she gets any indication
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: that the vote is on her. She's playing that shot
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: in the dark. So I think her employer might be
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: watching this and thinking maybe she's not so good at.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, employer just immediately calls her like, hey, we had
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: to let you go wild.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: First episode for Nicole, she's spitting somebody's face and then
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: while talking strategy, throws up.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: She kind of got the whole survivor experience in one day.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: She threw up so hard and we didn't do that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: No, say that a.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Personally, like I don't, I don't really get it. Like
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: to me, trashy Annie was the easy choice. Trashy Annie
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: is the weakest. I thought Nicole actually did pretty good,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: especially when it got to the ball puzzle, Like I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: don't know how Nicole gets to blame him for what
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: happened to them, Like they were going pretty far and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: they just didn't listen to her.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And I feel like Nicole genuinely is like a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: really nice personality too, Like it wasn't like she was
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: annoying or like bothering people.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, the spit thing is.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: Like weirdeous, but it's hilarious, and like, I don't think
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: that if someone just did that to me in the
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: middle of a challenge and we're on an island already
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: doing Survivor, I.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Don't think that I'd be like, hey, that's the.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: Thing that's making me vote to send you home. Like
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: I would just be like, that was aird choice. But
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: whatever it helped.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Did help him, right, I mean, he had his sight back.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: It added the pressures like pressure washing, you know.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, incredible moment.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: So it seems pretty obviously like it's gonna be the cole.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: But then Sophie tells Trashy Annie the plan of using
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: her as a decoy and voting out in the Cole,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: and she didn't like that because it means that they
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: lose again. She's next. So Annie pitches Sophie on turning
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: on the Muscle Bros. After this vote, and Sophie went
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: along with it, but then she immediately tells the Muscle Bros.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: And now Alex is thinking maybe it's time for Trashyny
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: to go, Like, you know, she's got a little bit
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: of moody, but she takes it just fine, and maybe
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: she needs to go.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Those are her words.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Claimer I'm not gonna say the other lines because they're
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: too explicit, but I.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: Thought would have been the most problematic on our podcast.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: Hey man, we're just all so excited. It's the season premiere.
• 1:12:06
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• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Full switch back after the edit of this, I'm not
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: problematic at all. So oh, we're.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: Everyone's favorite survivor comedians. And PD's the top of the
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• 1:12:19
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• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring up something about Rob on the Sanctuary.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Here's a little preview for the Sanctuary, so there's I
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: think it's Delta or a different airline. They show our
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: half stuff and apparently every time you watch anything you
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: get a twenty five to thirty second ad of Rob.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: And the people on these flights who are not familiar
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: with the reality TV world, yes, they despise it. And
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of comments from those people, and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read those little tea.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Them making the Merge podcast.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I want to say, I love I appreciate Rob, I.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Love Dave Rob, I appreciate Rob.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I appreciate Rob. Can't listen to his podcast. I'm sorry, guys,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: I can.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to steal their takes. You know,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get influenced too much.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why, right, Jonathan.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just want you guys to know, the second
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: that Rob offers me a contract for his network, I'm out.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: You know you're not going to get along with them.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Oh I know, hmmm. I don't get along with anyone.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like it. He doesn't even like us. I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: don't think exactly. He doesn't want to get along with
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: us right now, he's forcing himself.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: You know, I feel a lot of times working with Chase,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm Mike Tomlin and he's Antonio Brown
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to keep it lit on things.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Are those Steelers references.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Like once again sports references? I'm sorry, guys, I know
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: this is a nerd podcast.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Well, we could talk about the Steelers all the time.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: I do want to say, I do want to get
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: a moment here about Nicole going home because I think
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: I shot we brand and PD now we go to
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: tribal Yeah, like I called it, guys, I already knew.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like I knew she was going home.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell the people win. You knew.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: I knew in the episode, I was like, Nicole's going
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: home according to my information.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: I felt, here's what.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: I want point in the game, Jonathan, Did you know.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: Okay, here's what I'll say. Let me rephrase what I
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: said last night. On the After Tribal patreonics Fresh Fresh
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: for Tribal Look, It's.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Too many brand I predicted that.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: Nicole would be the first boot before I watched the episode.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Did he tell anybody?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what you said last night, Jonathan.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: But once we got into like the last thirty minutes,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: I was like, I'm right.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: So it was down to two people. Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: So when I said let's all vote out Nicole, you
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: were like, oh, I think it's Nicole.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, No. When they said let's vote out Nicole,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, I knew. I was right.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: That was the moment I had, so just saying, that's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: a little teaser for how my draft is gonna go
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: this year.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Gay And on the Fresh from Tribal show, Jonathan referred
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: to this as his plan thought. He said, it was
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: my plan thought that Nicole was going to go home.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Ran it through the system.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: So I just wanted to let y'all know that the
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: draft is going to be really bad for you guys
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: this year.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: We'll see it. Also, Nicole went home, And it always
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: sucks that there has to be a first boot, but
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that's just how survivor works. Somebody's dream is gonna get crushed.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: You know who I think is worse than the first boot.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: The second boot. No one remembers them as much as
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: the first one. That's so I feel bad for Trashy
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: Anne next week.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: If I thought, I don't know your plan, plant, I'll see.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: But it was a pretty standard tribal up until Jeremiah
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I've narrowed it down to two people,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: and the person going has no idea except Jonathan.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Also, Trashy Annie is not going home next week. That's
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: my prediction, and I'm not going to give you any more.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she will continue to shake that little bit of booty.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, I want to.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: I want to be as clear as possible.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Quote me, quote her. I don't care ye enough.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Some say they're quoting both when they say that one.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, we shake it just fine. I also have
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: a little bit of booty that I shake just fine,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: my words, I'm thinking about shaking it.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, guys, let's get.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Out, all right, if it's okay, If it's okay with you, guys. One,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: I just want to remind people, you know, we'll come
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: back next week. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Come back on what day does the Sanctuary come out?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Should be Monday? Maybe Monday night day.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: For some random Survivor news and whatnot. But I did
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: watch this episode with my kids. I asked them their
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: thoughts on the episode.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: So it's okay.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: I'd like to close the episode with the thoughts of
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: a seven and five year old.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: This is a yes, all right, here we go.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: All right, Griz, tell everybody what you thought about Survivor
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: last night. It was funny because they said like a
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: lot of party words and what did.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: You think, Kevin?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I thought that it was really sad and enjoyable and
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Of chimes stuff.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: It was sad about it? Well, I was sad about it.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Was A boy said his dad.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Is about to.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Have blind eyes, and this was really feels sad.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: No, that is sad. Who's your Did you think that
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: it was too long?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Longer for Gavit I bet for me, I was just yawning, yawning,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: so you guys know what I might be feeling.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sired.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: Second off, I was happy because.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: There was a guy who has a wife and they're
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: gonna have a baby while he's a survivor.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Who who is your favorite player? You think after this
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: first week?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Do you know?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: I know the guy, the guy who goes to a wife
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: AND's gonna have a baby.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Favorite player because he.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: He's nice?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: What about you?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: Govin same A little different because I like about only
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: because he has.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Absent You like that he's gonna miss his baby.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: I am sad.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Would you have been sad if I wasn't there when
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: you were born?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you and say.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: Goodbye bye guys.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Bye Chris Brand that Chris God, that's awesome. But Brand,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: this has to be a recurring thing. You can't just
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: do this once.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'll say this.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're going to be watching live
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: everybody because it was late sanctuary, so.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: I'll get their thoughts.
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