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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: Thumbcocker · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, hello, and welcome to another episode of Off
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  Speaker 1: the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch & Tacos
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  Speaker 1: show here at 101.1 WJRR in beautiful Orlando, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Got all the cameras set up.
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  Speaker 1: We're live, dude. We're live and rolling. Paramore looking really good.
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  Speaker 1: Glad to have you back in the fold here, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. I appreciate y'all for having me here, and
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  Speaker 3: thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: The reason why I asked about the cameras is because
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  Speaker 4: I see Paramore out of my peripheral vision.
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  Speaker 2: Loaded right up to that camera like this, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: You see anybody in there, Paramore?
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  Speaker 3: Not yet, but you know what I'm saying? Whoever stole
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  Speaker 3: the other camera, I'm still looking for you. Don't let
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  Speaker 3: me find you.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Milk carton material.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody stole our camera. I had the balls to walk
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  Speaker 4: into our studio and steal one of our cameras.
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  Speaker 3: That part.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, high dollar cameras months ago.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: We got a new system now.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, little fun fact, fellas, and I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: jinx anything here because there's nothing brewing. Today, September 10th,
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  Speaker 1: is the peak day of hurricane season. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: All righty then.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing brewing out in the Atlantic Basin for
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  Speaker 1: at least the next seven to ten days. Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: And Paramore, he told me this yesterday, so....
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow, which ironically is September 11th, and more on that,
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  Speaker 1: but Tomorrow will mark the deepest into hurricane season we've
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  Speaker 1: ever made it without a named hurricane in the Atlantic Basin.
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  Speaker 3: That part.
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  Speaker 4: And the life coach yesterday said we should all get
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  Speaker 4: homeowners insurance discounts for that happening.
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  Speaker 1: That seriously would make too much sense. If you go
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  Speaker 1: through a– they get to raise the rates if they
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  Speaker 1: have to do huge payouts, right?
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  Speaker 2: They already did from last year.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so– Hey, maybe you can make all of your,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's not going to happen. Yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 3: going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: No, we know that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but anywho.
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  Speaker 1: So, like I said, that doesn't mean, don't let your
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  Speaker 1: guard down. You know there can still be storms any
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  Speaker 1: time between now and even into November sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: That part.
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  Speaker 2: So, have your batteries and your canned soup and beer.
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  Speaker 3: And generators. Put generators outside in the little shed. It'll work.
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  Speaker 3: Don't put the generator inside. No, no, no, no. Put
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  Speaker 3: it out on the outside. Carport, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Put it in a little shed. Put it outside so
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  Speaker 3: the rain won't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you keep saying a little shed?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you don't want it to get stormed on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not in the doghouse.
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  Speaker 2: Mine's a manly generator.
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  Speaker 4: I just put that sumbitch right where it is in
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  Speaker 4: the backyard with the plug plugged into the house.
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  Speaker 3: See, and once again, that's his neighborhood. Not in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Put it in the little doghouse, people. Yep, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I still lock it up if that's what you're
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  Speaker 4: worried about.
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  Speaker 1: He just doesn't want it in your house where it'll
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  Speaker 1: kill you.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's also worried. He's not worried about it getting wet, Pat.
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  Speaker 4: That's just part of the generator. He's worried about getting jacked.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, because you know what I'm saying? Like, you get
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  Speaker 3: a big red or big yellow big old thing outside
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  Speaker 3: your house, and you got lights on a couple of
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  Speaker 3: blocks down. So, fool, he ain't got no lights. And
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  Speaker 3: guess what? Flathead doing.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's heading your way.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: Is it worth, because again, you really have, as part
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  Speaker 1: of you, you know, being a part of the team here,
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  Speaker 1: we have learned a lot from you.
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  Speaker 3: That part.
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  Speaker 1: On a lot of different levels, stuff that we just
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  Speaker 1: weren't aware of.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, hello, I'm here to help.
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  Speaker 1: You got into thievery there in the hood. Does having
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  Speaker 1: a security system do any good?
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  Speaker 3: No, sir, because eight times out of ten, them suckers
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  Speaker 3: done put the freaking security system together that they're selling
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  Speaker 3: nationwide because they know how to work a freaking machine.
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  Speaker 3: You know, believe it or not, people, black folks are
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  Speaker 3: real smart. You know what I'm saying? I'm dead serious
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  Speaker 3: on that, too. But then again, stop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, if my alarm goes off, they're calling
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  Speaker 4: me in moments.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't live in the hood.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about do people in the hood have security systems?
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  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about stuff being pinched.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: The people in the hood, we don't steal from each other.
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  Speaker 3: We don't steal from each other. Because basically, like, if
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  Speaker 3: we have a house party, we have something over, and
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  Speaker 3: then somebody look at the wall and say, hey, man.
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  Speaker 2: And that's my TV.
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  Speaker 3: And then rolling, moving furniture. You know what I'm saying? But, though,
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  Speaker 3: if you go out there to, like, Winter Park or
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  Speaker 3: used to be Metro West or back out there, sometimes
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  Speaker 3: if you can escape Ocala, yeah, you can get some
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  Speaker 3: pretty good stuff. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, anyway, to clarify, Taco has made the right move
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  Speaker 1: having the security system outside of the hood where it
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  Speaker 1: is needed because of what you just said.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the hood, I mean, I do–
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  Speaker 3: We had a governor in Washington, D.C. that was caught
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  Speaker 3: on camera doing crack.
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  Speaker 1: Marion Barry.
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  Speaker 3: Boom, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: He's the mayor of D.C., yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he said that it wasn't him, and he was
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  Speaker 3: found not guilty.
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  Speaker 1: And they reelected him.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: They did. They truly reelected him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then again, that does show you how black
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  Speaker 3: technology worked for black people.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 4: The generator, there are times if you're sitting in a
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  Speaker 4: house for, let's say, six days without a generator, and
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  Speaker 4: you have no power and it's hot as hell, and
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  Speaker 4: you're hearing those generators around in your neighborhood, A, they're
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  Speaker 4: keeping you up because you have no ambient noise going
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  Speaker 4: in your house, and B, you start thinking because you're
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  Speaker 4: delirious from the heat going, you know, I could probably
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  Speaker 4: go get that generator.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, on the subject, let's move on from this. But
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  Speaker 1: keeping with kind of the subject of being hot and overheating,
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  Speaker 1: I've partially heard something you two were talking about a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes ago before we even got into this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to, please do not name any names.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just speak about this in generality.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Not where it happened or anything.
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  Speaker 1: There was an event several years ago. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Which, you know.
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  Speaker 1: The station was present at, and somebody at the event
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  Speaker 1: had what, overheated?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, almost a heat stroke, but it just was a
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  Speaker 3: heat compilation of just being, just not eating, just not
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  Speaker 3: taking care of the body. And they almost passed out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And a lot of people don't know the remedy for
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  Speaker 3: that is to take lukewarm water.
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  Speaker 1: This is the part that I overheard, and I'm like, wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: And you pour it on your private parts. Because that
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  Speaker 3: is the central area of your core.
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  Speaker 2: Nervous system.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, on the core. And a lot of people don't know,
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  Speaker 3: if somebody is overheating, do not give them ice cold water.
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  Speaker 3: Do not get them ice cold water.
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  Speaker 2: It'll shock their system or something, right?
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  Speaker 1: But pour warm water on their junk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you pull the pants or the skirt or
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  Speaker 3: the dress, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: This is the other part that I overheard about somebody
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  Speaker 1: that we know going up to a stranger and lifting
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  Speaker 1: up the hood, if you will.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And pouring warm water.
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  Speaker 3: Pouring warm water. Now. Now. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Like someone's going to jail here, man.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no. People ain't going to jail.
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  Speaker 3: You just saved somebody's life. If they are going into,
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  Speaker 3: because heat stroke can lead into a coma. It can
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  Speaker 3: lead to brain damage. It can lead to death.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've had heat stroke before because I got
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  Speaker 4: many of the.
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  Speaker 2: Side effects you just said.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I always heard if you're overheating, to put water
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  Speaker 4: on your wrist right here. Because it's one of your things,
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  Speaker 4: or on the back of your neck, like a rag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But you're saying it can't be, it shouldn't be cold.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it shouldn't be cold at all. Because, like, believe
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  Speaker 3: it or not, I used to box. And you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? And one time I was having difficulty
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  Speaker 3: with this guy because he was a softball, and nobody
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  Speaker 3: told me that. So I came back to the corner,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like... And I was frustrated because I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't hit him because he's a freaking softball.
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  Speaker 1: And your corner man poured water on your junk. Cold water.
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  Speaker 1: On your junk?
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  Speaker 3: No, on my back, on the back of my neck.
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  Speaker 3: And guess what he did?
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  Speaker 2: It probably made you piss off enough to knock that
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  Speaker 2: guy out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that part, it took my breath. It took
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  Speaker 3: my breath. It was like... The coldness of the water.
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  Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: So you were already overheating, working hard, and then that
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  Speaker 1: caused you to labor additionally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm like, boom.
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  Speaker 1: Have you Googled this whole hot water on the junk?
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, overheating put water on genitals. It says, yes,
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  Speaker 4: applying cool water or ice packs to the groin area
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  Speaker 4: is an effective way to cool down during dangerous overheating.
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  Speaker 3: But not hot water or warm water. It's supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be warm water. Cool water, cold water. I mean, he
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  Speaker 3: said packs. They said ice packs. Them say ice packs.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say it.
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  Speaker 2: AI did.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But AI is going to kill us in a couple
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  Speaker 3: of years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about that earlier. Everything doesn't matter at
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  Speaker 1: this point.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, it says the groin creases.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's... This part.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The groin creases where.
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  Speaker 4: Your thighs meet your torso contain large superficial blood vessels.
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  Speaker 4: I'm about to throw up because of who it was.
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  Speaker 3: We said no names, dude. Meanwhile, they didn't say shit.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: All I said was, I'm about to throw up.
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  Speaker 3: No way. Wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It helps lower your internal core body.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it does. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Believe it or not, I was a safety officer for
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  Speaker 3: a couple of people. And I had went through the
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  Speaker 3: courses and stuff. and you know what I'm saying? Like,
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  Speaker 3: I got kind of edumacated.
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  Speaker 1: Does this tie into it all? Because I've always thought
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  Speaker 1: we heard that heat and stuff exits through the top
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  Speaker 1: of your head, your hands, and your feet.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but see, like, that's an exit strategy. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like grounding. People take off their shoes
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  Speaker 3: and walk barefoot and stuff like that. When I was
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  Speaker 3: growing up, you know what I'm saying? Like, we went
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  Speaker 3: bat feeding. We all did.
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  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom.
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  Speaker 3: But now, this generation now, they have Crocs or whatever
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  Speaker 3: we call them things, rubber artificial soles that your body
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  Speaker 3: can't touch the ground.
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  Speaker 1: They never had the joy of jiffy feet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And never had the joy of stepping on glass and
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  Speaker 3: cutting your feet open. Never had the stepping on a nail,
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  Speaker 3: rusty nail.
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  Speaker 1: That builds character.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, beat it out.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't.
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  Speaker 4: When you stepped on glass, it didn't cut your feet.
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  Speaker 4: Your feet were tough enough to deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Because we had 7-Eleven feet, jiffy feet, whatever you come
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  Speaker 4: up with.
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  Speaker 3: With that Mountain Dew bottle, yahoo! You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: That bottle cut deep. You had to pull that glass out.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: You wrap it up with some turpentine. Or some kerosene.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Like, it didn't go to
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  Speaker 3: the hospital and stuff. You know what I'm saying? Like,
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  Speaker 3: you just held it and you dealt with it. Because
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  Speaker 3: that's what you did. And you told your mom about it.
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  Speaker 3: She get mad at you by bleeding. You don't burn
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  Speaker 3: that blood in the kitchen. Boy, look at him.
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  Speaker 2: And she chases you with the switch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, extension cord, switch, bat, table leg, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: We had a spoon at our house. It was a decoration.
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  Speaker 4: I think we still have it, and part of it's
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  Speaker 4: broken off from hitting the children.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. The spoon is....
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  Speaker 1: From hitting the children.
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  Speaker 4: From here down to my groin where Paramore's later going
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  Speaker 4: to pour warm water.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. Taco, quick, go run around
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  Speaker 1: the exterior of the building four or five times. Paramore,
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  Speaker 1: you go get the cool water.
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  Speaker 2: Paramore, follow him.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So this spoon that was so big, Paramore, it was
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  Speaker 4: a spoon and a.
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  Speaker 2: Fork, and they hung on the wall for decoration. Man,
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  Speaker 2: my mom grabbed that thing.
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  Speaker 4: Bend over, you and that foul mouth of yours, and
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  Speaker 4: I'd be going, shit, shit, shit.
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  Speaker 2: And she'd just hold back. Bam!
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  Speaker 1: When he'd go into his cussing fits, they do the
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  Speaker 1: old wash your mouth out with soap, and he'd keep
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  Speaker 1: cussing bubbles coming out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: See what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Once again, people. In our families, black people, we didn't
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  Speaker 3: do that right there. They sent us out to get
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  Speaker 3: a switch so that they can beat us with the
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  Speaker 3: switch that we got. And we come back with a
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  Speaker 3: little thinning switch? Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. See, I got stinching card marks
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  Speaker 3: on me. I got it on my back and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But I love my mom, and I did never, ever
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  Speaker 3: call them people on her. Never, ever call them people
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  Speaker 3: on her. Oh, DCF? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know who the enforcer was in my family?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 1: My grandmother.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: My grandmother, we saw her all the time, and there was...
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  Speaker 1: I had a brother and two sisters, and we had
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  Speaker 1: cousins that matched up age-wise, so there was eight of us,
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  Speaker 1: and we all lived fairly close proximity, so... All of
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  Speaker 1: us spent a lot of time at my grandmother's house.
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  Speaker 1: And all hell's breaking that loose when you have eight
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  Speaker 1: cousins together just raising hell, drinking Mountain Dew out of
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  Speaker 1: a glass bottle. It tasted so much better when it
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  Speaker 1: had those, right?
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Yes. Yes. No comment. No comment.
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  Speaker 1: So grandma had her house, and then she also had
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  Speaker 1: the shop. She had a beauty salon where all the
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  Speaker 1: ladies would come over and get their hair done.
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  Speaker 2: What was her name again?
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  Speaker 1: Stella.
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  Speaker 2: Stella, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Stella's Beauty Salon. And her enforcement tool of choice was
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  Speaker 1: the hairbrush. Ooh. Get you whacked with the hairbrush.
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  Speaker 3: Not the plastic one or the wooden one?
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  Speaker 1: Either one, whichever. They get you the hairbrush.
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  Speaker 3: Make a knuckle?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no. She'd get you there. She'd get you on wherever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Wherever, man.
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  Speaker 3: First contact.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, a couple of whacks with that thing,
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  Speaker 1: that'll straighten your attitude right up.
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  Speaker 3: Man, dude, dude, uh-uh. You know what I'm saying? Like
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  Speaker 3: my aunties and my grandmamas, you know, they had this rule.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't work, you didn't eat. So, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like one time, you know, me being me,
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  Speaker 3: I tried them. And by the time that I got
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  Speaker 3: off the floor and stuff, I found out that I
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  Speaker 3: need to go out there and get them chicken eggs
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  Speaker 3: over there. I need to let them hogs out there.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I need to watch Betsy,
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  Speaker 3: the cow, take her little calves and stuff out. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? And brushed down the horses. So,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? By the time I came
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: back inside, though, I had a freaking hot, full biscuit. Oh,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: my God. Grits and eggs.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: And you were dying of hunger, too.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Hello, hello, hello.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Because you worked.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I had to chew with one side of
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: my mouth because the other side was swollen. You know
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? But I appreciate you, though.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I was swollen from not doing the work before.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: It got a little.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I mean, they never hit us with the fist.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: They always hit us with the open hand because I'm...
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking like if they would hit him with a fist,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: half of us wouldn't be here.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, anyone who's watching and is being put off
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: by this, we're not advocating this. We're just sharing with you.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: What it used to be.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Things were looked at a lot differently by most folks.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Right across.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was a time that yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, ma'am. No, ma'am.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Open the door. when speaking to, I mean, like, that
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: was the rule. I mean, like, we, you know, grown
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: folks talking, you just be quiet. You just sit there
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: and wait until they seen you. You on fire, you
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Like, they'll smell you after a while.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: They'll never turn around and put you out. You know
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? But you just didn't jump up and say, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Not like kids now, but paramour.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was even like Pat saying in school I
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: went to Glenridge junior high and there was a teacher
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: there that kept an axe Handle, you know the big
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: axe handle he kept in the classroom and he'd walk
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: around with it in his hand as like, you know
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: a brace but also because he was using that axe
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: hand because if you were sleeping on your desk and
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: He was hauling off and whabam and hitting the desk.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: And it would wake these people like they've never seen
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: in their life. That all worked until he hit a
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: kid's elbow by mistake.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Shattered his elbow. I don't even think he got fired
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: But shattered his elbow, but he was not allowed to
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: use the axe handle anymore.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: That part. But, you see, like, I got paddles. I mean,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I got, oh, my God. I got tore up.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: We all did.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I got to the point to... the principal knew me.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: He knew me. He was like, come on. You know
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like, five paddles, you know? And then
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, integration started. You know what I'm saying?
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: And when integration started, the truth of the matter is, people,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: the truth's the truth. You know, they wasn't going to
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: let a black principal hit a white child. And that
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: was a big mistake because then all of a sudden,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: they started taking prayer out of school. They started taking
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: the flag out of school. And to this day, I
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: just don't see why. You know what I'm saying?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You know what? That type of stern punishment and strict
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: rules accomplished. The true shitheads were sifted out. Because they
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: didn't learn from any of that punishment. They didn't learn.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: They were the ones who then went on and ended
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: up in juvie and then jail and permanently in jail
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: or dead.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: And they were getting beat like that at home anyway.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Right. But the kids who would just occasionally screw up
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and needed to be knocked back and on, one or
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: two times with that, normally there's no more problems.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: There you go. There you go. But now you got
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: it so that they can use an excuse that, fabricated
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: and brought up by people that never ever experienced it
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: by the state, saying that, oh, you can't say this. Oh,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: if your kid feel like Dave is a cat or
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: rat or something, then you have to treat him as such.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't want to get in that whole can
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: of worms, but it's like, the word I think we're all,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: it's a little overly sensitive, overly sensitive on a lot
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: of fronts.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: You're over here saying overly sensitive. He's going to shot
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: in the head.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: But anywho, I'm a boomer.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a boomer.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: But, though, tomorrow is a very, very, very special day
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: for me because I was working at Winter Park Construction.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: With 9-11, the attacks happened.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, 9-11. And I was making a pick for– I
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: was making a pick for Mills Ave. I was making
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: a pick for Mills Ave. Getting his people together.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: What is making a pick?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I was riding the forklift. Okay, got it. And I
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: was picking up his guy's tools and stuff, and I
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: was taking him to the building, Westgate. And Brad Doerr
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: from Cross and Plumber ran out the trailer, and he said, Oh,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: my freaking God, a plane just flew into one of
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: the buildings. in New York. And I'm like, oh boy,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: somebody finna die. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe, you know what I'm saying? And then.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Did you have the... Because we all, who are old
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: enough to remember that morning, we all have our vivid,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: clear memory of how it went down. Did you... Was
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: your first thought... oh, that had just been a horrible accident,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you know, with all the planes that fly around New
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: York City? I think most of us are like, oh,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: that just... I guess a small private plane must have just,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you know, till the second. And then you found out
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't a small private plane in the first
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: one either. And it was like, holy crap.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then... When the second one hit, we all stopped.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: We all stopped. And then like about, I'd say about
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: 15 minutes later, we kept hearing the sound barrier break.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: We kept hearing the sound barrier break. And for some
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: strange reason, I grabbed my thumb cocker. But just in case,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: just in case, though, man, them Jets was, I mean,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: them Jets was boogieing. I don't know where they was going,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: but though you heard the boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: And they was going, they was going left and right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking like they was shooting out from Miami
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: to Jacksonville or shooting out to Tampa. But whatever they
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: were going, they were going in a hurry.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You're talking about the fighter jets that were put up. Well,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: if you recall, the president was in Florida at the time.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: So they had to escort. Because no one knew what
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the extent of this was. It was so unprecedented and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: so flat-out scary once it was apparent that this wasn't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: any kind of accident. You had no idea what was
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: going on. Then they take the unprecedented move of grounding
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and landing every plane that's in the air. Yes.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: To this day, I'm like, dude, how? I mean, there
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: was a couple of planes landing on State Road 44.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Like you're going to New Smyrna? Yeah. Yeah, there's a
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: couple of planes laying down there. They had to clear
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: out the whole thing.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, smaller?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It's just... First off, you said it earlier. It's hard
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: to believe it's been 25 years.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It's mind-numbing.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: What?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow's 25 years since then.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Weren't we just in Boston before that?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: We were. We were. And it's so weird. Looking back...
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: There was a weird vibe going on with the cabbies,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: if you recall.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Because we realized that after all this stuff went down,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: we said, man, I guess we were right about the cabbies.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, when we were in Boston for this
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: event that we were at just before 9-11– We were
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: there in August. We were at the end of August.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: We were in the airport that they flew out of.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: But as we were getting around, we were using cabs.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: There was no Uber then. And all the cabbies, most
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: of them that we ended up with were of Middle
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Eastern and did not speak any. But they were all like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: it was like they were all talking to each other
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and we're like, something's weird here, but we were partying
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: the whole time we were there. Didn't think really twice
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: about it until after the fact, and then we connected.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Boston is like.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Boston is where... How many flew out of Boston? How
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: many of the terrorists flew.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Out of Boston?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Several.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I think like four of them.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Who knows who knew what and the extent of that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It was just a... I hope to God... We never, ever,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: ever have to go through anything remotely like that again.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: You know, but the firefighters, the police officers, and some
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: civilians running into that freaking smoke.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Saving who they could.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Man, my ass off to you.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Ah, man, that's, yeah. I'm not tearing up, people, but, dude,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, man, like, I had my thumb cocked. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: had my thumb cocked, so, you know. I know everybody
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: else had theirs, too.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Please define Thumb Cocker for those who.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. A Thumb Cocker is a piece of steel. Oh.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Wholehearted steel that leaves no evidence. That means that the
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: shell stays in the revolver. It goes round and round
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: and round. And then you always leave one in the
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: chamber just in case you got one of them that
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: you missed. That right there, my friend, is a firearm.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: In case you didn't know, Second Amendment. God bless America.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Tell them.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: So it's a shell cocker because it's in a thumb
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: cocker because, sorry, I was thinking.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Because you have to cock it with your thumb before
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: you pull the trigger.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what I was doing while you were
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: describing it to Pat.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of people are not coordinated enough
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: to realize that a thumb cocker, you know what I'm saying,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: you have to cock it. So a lot of people,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: that was like the safety.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Revolver.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. You know, back in the days, they're like gunslingers. Oh, no,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: this is a thumb cocker, people.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: But it was a real piece of steel instead of
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: a gun because then there's no serial numbers or anything
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's a gun. He's just using slang.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's a gun. Yeah, that's what I said from the get-go.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: You made it this big piece of machinery, and I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: over here going like this.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: It's a thumb cocker.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You pull the trigger back, and you shoot. See, people,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: this is why he never watched Dirty Harry.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I watched it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, and how Clint used to talk about it. Do
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: you feel lucky, punk?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Make mine.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: This is a.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: 44 Magnum. Most powerful handgun. The most powerful handgun in
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: the world. Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Blow your head clean off.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about? Do you know how? Oh,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: my God. Do you know that made it? And it
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: was a revolver, people. I mean, dude, how many people
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: went out there and like, the puppies, we call them snub-nosed. 44,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: the puppies. You know what I'm saying? Like, they only
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: got a barrel about that much.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I've seen that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Saturday Night Special, man.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But Saturday Night Special was a. 22.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: 22. Blow up in your face.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, but a. 22 has killed more people than
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: any handgun.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Leonard Skinner will tell you that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Hello.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: A whole song about it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. And then they went back
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: and said, give me back my bullets. Right. Hello.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Appreciate them. Love them.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so. Oh, speaking of guns and stuff, and I know, God,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: we really, anyway, that's what happens with this. We're running
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: out of time. I watched, I don't know how I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: even found this. I saw just a blurb on a
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: movie called 13, just the number 13. And it listed
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: a bunch of well-known folks who were in this movie.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: It was like an indie film from 2011. I think
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Jason Statham. in it. Yeah. But it's, it's not, it's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: not like his typical movie that he's in. He was in,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Michael Shannon was in it. Uh, uh, what's his name?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Um, uh, uh, what was it? A bank robbery?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: No, no. I get to tell you what this is about.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It's just, it's really, it got horrible, horrible reviews. Um,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Mickey O'Rourke, is that? What was it? Mickey O'Rourke. Mickey
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: O'Rourke was in it. But anyway, and a lot of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: familiar faces. The premise is it was underground Russian roulette games.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Like high stakes. Yes. 50 Cent was in it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm looking at. So it was kind of like.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: What year was this?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Almost like Fight Club, but with Russian roulette.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically what it was, they got these participants who
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: were destitute and just desperate to do anything for money,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and those were the participants, okay? And they knew and
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: agreed to what was going on with this, that if
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you ended up surviving, you're going to get a whole
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: pile of money, like, you know, a lot of money.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: And there was always a payout to the last man
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: standing in this. But and then the rich guys, all
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: this was their like their their blood sport. They bet
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: on it hundreds of thousands of dollars on whoever their
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: contestant was. And it starts off with, you know, they
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: all get in a circle. They all have a revolver
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: with one bullet.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: One bullet. And they all stand lined up behind each other,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: gun to the head of the guy in front of you.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And there's this spider web light that signals... Fire. Fire.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And you do that, and each time a few people drop,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: and they clear them out. Then the next round, two
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: bullets in the gun.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Then three bullets in the gun. Then it advances to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the last few for a duel where there's four bullets
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: in the gun.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: May I guess Peter Rourke or whatever.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Mickey.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Mickey Rourke.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Mickey.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Mickey Rourke. He was one of the destitute ones.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: He had to be because look at that son of
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: a bitch. And think of what he looks like now, Pat.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: He looked like that then.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: That is a mongoloid looking.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, the black folks was in there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Big old fat black guy was one of the ones
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: who got dropped.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: In the first shot.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: No, I think he went down the second round.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And then they had to put in. It's a really
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: screwed up movie. It's super morbid.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: When you said 13, I was thinking about the Viking picture.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: This movie, though, was apparently a remake of some other movie.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I saw that it was available and it got horrible reviews,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: but I saw who all was in it and I go,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch this just out of curiosity. It
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: was train wreck, man. You couldn't turn away from it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I could. I could. I could.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I could, too.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Taco, I know you would never watch something like this,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: but the whole concept of it, it's just.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I can see now, if you gave them
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: a gun, and then you put them in the woods
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: and hunt them, Then, you know what I'm saying?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: They've done movies like Hunger Games.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh-huh, yeah. Oh, the Hunger Games. I don't know. But,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: you know, once again, Russian roulette is not a sport.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: It's not a game. I know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I know. It's just so disturbing on so many levels.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: That part. And boy, we went all over the place
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: this morning.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: But we learned a lot though. We learned a lot.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: We always try to educate the people.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I learned that my head can spin in a matter
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: of 30 minutes.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: What the devil? No, you learned.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to going home and pouring warm water
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: on my junk. Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Can I do it for you?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: No!
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think that's as good a place
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: as any to wrap up this week's Off the Air.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Now we're going to put the Epsom salt in the freaking, yeah,
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to say that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Goodbye, everybody.