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When are your kids a great excuse for?? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang Up and the Club on
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  Speaker 1: nine four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Tim Beginner and Frankie.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, will you haven't unlocked a certain level in
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  Speaker 3: your lives right because and I know you know you
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  Speaker 3: get this very little where people are going on at
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  Speaker 3: you about the fact that you don't have kids. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: do you know what I'm saying. I've never heard anyone
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  Speaker 3: go on at you guys about that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, get kids, They're the best thing. Get kids?
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  Speaker 2: Do you get that a lot?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 4: On Saturday, someone said you really don't want kids? I
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  Speaker 4: promise you life changes once you have them. I said,
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  Speaker 4: I don't like change.
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  Speaker 1: Certain levels shouldn't be unlocked, but or couldn't be locked.
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  Speaker 2: But would you not like to use your kids as
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  Speaker 2: an excuse?
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  Speaker 1: Now, I've got to have respect for you guys on
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  Speaker 1: this this point, I it does flab a gospel. How
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  Speaker 1: often this happens?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was reminded of that this weekend when a friend
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  Speaker 3: of mine called to say, Hey, what are like I
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  Speaker 3: doing on Saturday?
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  Speaker 2: I said, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, can I pick them up around eleven o'clock?
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  Speaker 3: I want to go watch Toy Story. So I'm like Okay,
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  Speaker 3: why can't you just go watch Toy Story by yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Because Toy Story five is in cinema as we speak.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, because I'm a thirty five year old male,
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  Speaker 3: why would I be in what.
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  Speaker 1: Could I watch Toy Story alone? I really want to
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  Speaker 1: watch it, but it's gonna be weird.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, I just think it's just gonna look creepy.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, okay, so yeah, you may have him,
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  Speaker 2: you may have my son to go and watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Then I like, it's like I've seen it already. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: just go help you. Uncle.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I like the popcorn slashy astros.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm in fair because it would have looked strange.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing.
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  Speaker 4: In a queue with a bunch of nine ten year
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  Speaker 4: old there, here's this man. Oh, a middle aged man
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  Speaker 4: in the queue ordering large popcorn a slashy and whispers,
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  Speaker 4: this is what I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one.
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  Speaker 3: Eighty eight thirty eight nine four seven. Those with kids,
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  Speaker 3: it's time to break to the ones with odd kids.
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  Speaker 3: What way are you using your kids as an.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse when my kids were little? Sorry, she's got a fever,
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  Speaker 5: can't come out my kids for the most Sickly Kids
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  Speaker 5: in Johanna's book. Again, Yeah, I'm really not sure.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't look well asking for me.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you my favorite excuse right now? Because
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Aleca is ten. So this is where you
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  Speaker 3: this is where he thrives an excuse land. I'm always like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's exam week. I have to go home to make
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  Speaker 3: sure that.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is very true. I've often thought this kid
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  Speaker 1: writes a lot of exams, shame, like so many, And
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  Speaker 1: every time I see him, I'm like, how's your test going,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he looks at me strangely. That's why he
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  Speaker 1: looks at me strangely, because he goes wow.
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  Speaker 4: Frankly wow, flying solo at the tenth rows and oaks climbed,
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  Speaker 4: and yeah, I like his writing exams. It's February, but
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  Speaker 4: I promise you they've got exams also.
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  Speaker 5: Also, you go to like a you go to you go,
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  Speaker 5: you know, you get sent a lot of stuff, like
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  Speaker 5: a lot of sweets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just taking extra for my kids. Those kids
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  Speaker 2: haven't lived in any.
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  Speaker 3: That night, at nine o'clock, standing in her room in
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  Speaker 3: my bed, oh one.
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  Speaker 2: One eight thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Eight nine four seven how are you using your kids
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  Speaker 3: as an excuse?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, when was the last time?
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  Speaker 3: Give me the dropping to the exact location of the
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  Speaker 3: last time you use your kids as an excuse.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to go far and this I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it's spin this weekend, so you're gonna get two three
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  Speaker 1: days maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Zero eight four double zero, double zero die for seven?
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  Speaker 3: When and how are you using your kids as an
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  Speaker 3: x my excuses?
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  Speaker 6: I can see you after six I have to fetch
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  Speaker 6: the kids at half five, so I can come out
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  Speaker 6: of your house after six I can go hang out
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  Speaker 6: with your guys after six km. I use my daughter
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  Speaker 6: always for ice creams.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not actually a parent, but I'm an ankle. I
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  Speaker 2: use my name forew as an escues say every time when.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go out with my plans, and
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  Speaker 4: also whenever I want to spend my sisters mine, I
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  Speaker 4: use him.
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  Speaker 2: I take him out and swipe her card.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see, oh that's clever.
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  Speaker 3: See you are going to be the thirty two year
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  Speaker 3: old five year old for the rest of your life,
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  Speaker 3: aren't you bogging?
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  Speaker 2: Were you in bradpant? Good morning and I'm good at
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  Speaker 2: you great? So how do you use your kids? As
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  Speaker 2: an excuse.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I love Perpacina so much, so whenever I want
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  Speaker 7: to go there, I just don't have. You know, the
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  Speaker 7: kids that they want go.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 2: We go.
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  Speaker 7: Ex When my friends wants to go out, I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 7: Papa's great because the kids get to clazy. We go
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  Speaker 7: the office.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you just like their ribs, don't you know.
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  Speaker 7: I love the reason I.
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  Speaker 3: Knew it's their roofs and their fries. Guys, Oh my work.
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  Speaker 3: And then you take a fry and you like wrap
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  Speaker 3: it across.
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  Speaker 2: The rooms and that's so so.
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  Speaker 1: Just remember to take the kids with me. So like,
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  Speaker 1: if you have if you're organizing, if you're organizing the goals,
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  Speaker 1: the goals to meet papuccinos, you remember you must take the.
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  Speaker 3: Kids with Oh and I'm gonna throw one more in there.
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  Speaker 2: White wine cheap delicious. That's it's like they know that
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  Speaker 2: we've got problems. It's therapy in a class. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And there's so many of those thick wine glasses that
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  Speaker 3: look like you had a conference. Oh yeah, the ones
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  Speaker 3: looking with any fresh anything anything.
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  Speaker 2: They know we've got problems with all the type. The
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  Speaker 2: class type fixed them. Delicia, good morning, good morning, And
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  Speaker 2: the club how are you were great? Are we saying
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  Speaker 2: your name right? Delicia?
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  Speaker 3: It's delcher because I was just like, why would parents
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  Speaker 3: call their kids delicious? This is delicious? Okay, DLSA good morning.
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  Speaker 3: How are you using your kids as an.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse to work from home?
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  Speaker 7: So we went back to a four day work in
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  Speaker 7: the office policy. But in my world, I only go three.
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  Speaker 3: Days a week because you tell them what.
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  Speaker 7: My child as the fever celinge. Oh, They've got sally resal,
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  Speaker 7: whatever I can find.
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  Speaker 1: It's so tough because they're on holiday at the moment
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  Speaker 1: finding someone to watch them. It's just easier if I'm there.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I'm on the road at the moment. Don't
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  Speaker 7: know where you work because I have no excuse and no.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, girl, you forgot the last one.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't used it.
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  Speaker 3: They're prepping for exams, so you know, I just need visibility.
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  Speaker 3: They need to feel me and see me in the
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  Speaker 3: house works all the time.
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  Speaker 2: No one wants your kids to fail.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one can say no, you shouldn't be helping
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  Speaker 1: them pass, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like we've got an issue with the maths.
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  Speaker 3: Say the man's suck. So we have to dig deep.
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  Speaker 2: I need to. You know, I must be there if
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  Speaker 2: I can help it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, you just go in there for the boss.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's my retirement plan. This and then the
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  Speaker 1: boss realizes what he pays you, so he goes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: work on that plan was to see where.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, and I learn the club morning,
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  Speaker 3: morning morning.
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  Speaker 2: How much do you like your boyfriend?
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  Speaker 7: It's not me, it was the house of.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happened. How did you use the child as
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  Speaker 2: an excuse?
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  Speaker 7: So what she does is they have to meet our
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  Speaker 7: baby once a week or twice. So she'll use her
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  Speaker 7: daughter as an excuse to say, no, my daughter has
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  Speaker 7: something important to do for school today. We can't see
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  Speaker 7: each other. Oh no, my daughter's being naughty at home.
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  Speaker 7: I have to get back and see what's wrong, or
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  Speaker 7: that she misses me too much.
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  Speaker 1: This is your friend and her friend and to her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 7: That is correct.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't like it, not clearly, No, she.
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  Speaker 7: Says she does, and I believe her. It's just that
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  Speaker 7: this guy overwhelmed her a.
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  Speaker 1: Little, so she's coming up with excuses not to see
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Is she feeling a little love bomb?
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  Speaker 7: Not really love bombed because he's an extrovert, she's an introvert,
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  Speaker 7: so when they get together, she needs to have energy
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  Speaker 7: to sustain all of that in one conversation and all
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  Speaker 7: of that. So sometimes she's like, I'm a bit overwhelmed.
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  Speaker 7: I do want to see him, but you're not today.
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  Speaker 3: This is a conversation, this is but I can tell
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  Speaker 3: you now they're not going to last, and his next
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  Speaker 3: not and he's going to move on. And always say
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  Speaker 3: to people, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: a date. Woman with kids say, you never get to
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  Speaker 3: see them, you get you never get to see.
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  Speaker 7: The same thing.
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  Speaker 2: She's basing it up for everyone. Tell her, I say that.
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  Speaker 7: I'm listening. I'm sure you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like that man. Cut that man loose.
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  Speaker 3: Let him go to somebody else that will appreciate all
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  Speaker 3: of the hey, ext all of the extra, extra, extra
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  Speaker 3: aultro intro all of it. Somebody else is gonna appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to see a woven excuses.
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  Speaker 2: Once a week you're just.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh, it's that time of the week again to
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  Speaker 3: see this.
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  Speaker 2: Guy start to making your morning.
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  Speaker 1: And I love this show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nine four seven