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Borrowed it and didn't return it 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  Alright, let's get to it.
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  The things you borrowed and never returned from a friend.
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  I mean, it's gonna be family too, but uh mostly it happens with friends.
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  And this is for Ashanti or Darius Wrecker tickets, depending on you know what you want, what your schedule's like, you know, we'll figure it out.
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  Oh remember, these are the spoo super VIP tickets for the Ashanti show.
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  You get that uh gold circle bar area and you're like side stage and like nobody can touch you that's in the crowd.
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  You're basically smelling all the sweat from all the performers.
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  There you go.
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  All right, you had uh what's what's yours?
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  I gotta say a pair of jeans.
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  Oh yeah.
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  When you find the perfect pair of jeans, yeah, for sure.
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  I mean, I've always envisioned you getting in your friend's pants.
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  Hey now.
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  Oh my god, every man's dream.
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  There you go.
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  There you go.
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  Well, okay, so I mean now in all seriousness.
• 0:52
  Yeah.
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  Do you wear them around her?
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  I have, yes, I have.
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  But also, they've already worked them in for you, so they're super comfy.
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  Okay.
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  And now you're like, I can't give these back.
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  I've already got the good feeling.
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  Okay.
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  Look, you just you guys all justify the way you want.
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  Hold on a second.
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  Let me let me come over here.
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  Okay.
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  Shit! Come on! All right, you brought it and never you never you started it.
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  I know.
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  Um you brought it and never gave it back.
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  What is it?
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  Alright, this is odd.
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  Don't judge me.
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  It was 14 years ago.
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  A breath pump.
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  Oh my god! Strangely, they didn't want me, they didn't want it back.
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  No, they did.
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  It was it was before insurance covered it.
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  It was really expensive, and I just kept it for too long.
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  Okay, can I have a just make a side story here?
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  On the side of the road the other day, I saw one of these and it said free.
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  I'm like, who would want someone else's breast pump?
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  But I think it's-the side! Exactly, exactly.
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  Was it that a kind of weird, almost like cream tan color?
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  I don't know.
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  You know what I'm saying?
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  It just said the sign was free breast pump, and I'm like, oh okay.
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  That's a sign I've never seen.
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  Okay, well, 14 years ago they were super expensive.
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  Uh that I believe.
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  Okay.
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  And you still have it.
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  Are you still nursing?
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  No.
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  Ask your husband.
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  I guess there's the joke.
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  Wait, we can read some text messages.
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  Yeah, please do.
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  All right, this one.
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  That is a good one.
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  I'm not gonna lie.
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  Carpet shampooer?
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  Again, it's expensive and necessary.
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  But they're a pretty good size.
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  I mean, if it's a little bissile, maybe that might go on slightly unnoticed because I only use our, we only use our bissle.
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  I really don't use the bistle.
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  Tiffany, when she uses the bistle, it's only like maybe twice a year.
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  Right, right, right.
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  But you guys have so many dogs, a carpet shampooer seems like something that you would borrow and not return.
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  I'm envisioning like the size of a rug doctor.
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  That would be like something I'd notice I missed.
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  But no, you know what?
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  Even big things.
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  You don't use them that much.
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  Even even big things.
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  You're just like, oh, they in my garage right now.
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  Yeah, yeah, kinda.
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  I like that this person calls out the person they borrowed it from.
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  A Kenny Rogers t-shirt.
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  Sorry, Steve.
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  I think I lost it.
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  Wait! Oh, 3490, you just reminded me of something.
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  I borrowed my best friend's drill and still have it and hide it when they visit and pretend to look for it when they're over.
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  I have in my trunk, Chad Roleson let me borrow a.
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  It was, you know when your screws won't, they they're like stripped and it won't come out.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  He had some sort of like drill thingy that you've got one of those?
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  Well, no, it's yes, it's in my trunk and it's it's Chad's.
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  But I just saw I was gonna ask if I could borrow it for you.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And then this way, what he asked you for, you could be like, oh my god, I let Scott borrow it.
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  Then I'll forget you'll forget that you had it.
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  Oh my god.
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  This'll work out great.
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  I've got one more that I have to read next that might be the winner.
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  It like put me on the floor.
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  Hang on.