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What's A PETTY REASON you'd HAUNT SOMEONE? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We had some fun on our social media.
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  Speaker 2: We wanted to know if you were a ghost, what's
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  Speaker 2: a petty way you would haunt someone?
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  Speaker 1: Like what rich I mean?
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  Speaker 3: If I was a ghost, I would just like play
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  Speaker 3: the same song over and over again. Then I know
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  Speaker 3: you hate you know, I would come after it, Like
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  Speaker 3: if it was John J I would play Cyndi Laupper's
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  Speaker 3: time after time. That's the song you just got you
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  Speaker 3: hate the most, And.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that song so much. Want to know why?
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  Speaker 1: You want to? Honestly, I'll sell you why.
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  Speaker 2: When I was like eighteen, we snuck into a nude
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  Speaker 2: bar in Mexico with some friends of mine and there
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  Speaker 2: was a woman who I'm not sure was a one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent of woman came over and sat and sat
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  Speaker 2: in my lap and started like talking all flirting with me,
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  Speaker 2: and I was mortified.
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  Speaker 1: And then she got up on stage and sang and
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  Speaker 1: danced to that song.
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  Speaker 2: Okay she was. She was lipsticking it all slowly and
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  Speaker 2: getting the words wrong, and I was like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: she's going time, not that time.
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  Speaker 1: But she was like at that time, same time.
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  Speaker 3: And you know how that every time you get your
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  Speaker 3: car you say, uh, you a different Hamilton Place, replace
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  Speaker 3: Hambleton with Cydey Lauper's time after time, I would win.
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  Speaker 1: I would win the petty.
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  Speaker 3: Ghost war.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Petty ways you would haunt somebody eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 2: three seven one four seven. Jeremy, what's a petty way
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  Speaker 2: you would haunt someone?
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  Speaker 4: I would take all the wrappers off your green beans
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  Speaker 4: and cans of pumpkin sauce or whatever you had.
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  Speaker 3: In your cupboard.
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  Speaker 4: That way, they would never know what they were opening
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  Speaker 4: up until it was already opened.
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  Speaker 2: That's very funny, thanks, Jeremy.
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  Speaker 1: I think it depends on if you're haunting someone you
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  Speaker 1: like or don't like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like if it was someone I
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  Speaker 3: didn't like and I couldn't stand them, I would in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of the.
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  Speaker 1: Night, I would unplug their phone from the charger every
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  Speaker 1: night so they never.
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  Speaker 3: Had a full charge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I would do.
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  Speaker 1: Why is in my phone charging? Just off the charger.
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  Speaker 1: That's good, Like, just charge it works.
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  Speaker 3: They charge it in their phone charges and your Oh
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  Speaker 3: that would drive me insane.
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  Speaker 2: Marcia, good morning. What's a petty way you would haunt
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  Speaker 2: someone if you were a ghost?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Hello, John Jay. So I came up with the idea
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  Speaker 4: that if I was a ghost, I would just watch
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  Speaker 4: people preparing like elaborate food meals, and as soon as
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  Speaker 4: they were like plated, ready to eat, I would flip
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  Speaker 4: the plate off the counters.
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  Speaker 1: Laugh. Do you have beef with the chef or something?
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  Speaker 1: Let's stay on's side. That's just cruel.
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  Speaker 4: No, you know what, I like pretty much cook every
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  Speaker 4: meal that I eat, and so much like work goes
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  Speaker 4: into it. So I don't know. That was just on
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  Speaker 4: my mind when you guys had posted that the other day,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, Wow, what if something happened to this
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  Speaker 4: meal I just put all this time into.
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  Speaker 1: I think it'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: A petty way to haunt someone would be too, like,
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  Speaker 2: without them knowing, you post ugly selfies of themselves on
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  Speaker 2: their stories and and they would be like, the hell
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  Speaker 2: like that that selfie that you don't win the cameras
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  Speaker 2: on you when you're not ready for it.
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  Speaker 3: You got a double chen, it's down below shut.
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  Speaker 1: And then it would be like, Marcia, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: post someone? Why'd you post that picture? Marsha, You're like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't post anything, like oh my god, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks and gas floating on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Thanks Marcia.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thanks you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Let me fine.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Petty way you would hant someone shoot us a text
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  Speaker 2: text jj R, and the petty way you would haunt
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  Speaker 2: someone to nine six eight ninety three