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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show November 12th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Are you scared for your safety?
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  Speaker 2: That's a complicated question.
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  Speaker 3: So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
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  Speaker 3: I can be charged with.
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  Speaker 4: That's a complicated question.
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  Speaker 2: So being here today if I can be charged with.
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  Speaker 3: And now back to the We're into another new hour
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  Speaker 3: insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg Hey, Menace, Yeah, Gina,
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  Speaker 3: Hi Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Yo, phone's open eight seven
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  Speaker 3: four Woodie text us check in over to two two
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  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. I do have a topic based on
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  Speaker 3: something we just talked about recently, and I want to
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  Speaker 3: see what you got on it. But I'm gonna start
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  Speaker 3: with this. It's some Christmas news for Sammy. Okay. After
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  Speaker 3: years of trying to open candy canes without breaking them, Yeah, impossible,
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  Speaker 3: someone to struggle, someone's finally invented away to help out.
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  Speaker 3: Greg So brock Candy, you know brox Oh yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 3: They have come out with this official candy cane opener
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  Speaker 3: and it's a it's real simple to use. Apparently, it's
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  Speaker 3: just a small opener that fits in your hand and
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  Speaker 3: all you have to do is stick the long part
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  Speaker 3: of the candy cane inside the opener and it will
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  Speaker 3: cut the wrapper open for you. You can find it
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  Speaker 3: the caneopener dot com. Okay, the cane opener dot com
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  Speaker 3: five bucks and comes with a box of candy canes.
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  Speaker 3: What a deal. That's a great deal. And it doubles
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  Speaker 3: as a Christmas ornament when you're not using it. So
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  Speaker 3: if you hang, do you hang uh candy canes on
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  Speaker 3: the tree? I do not, you don't. My wife?
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  Speaker 2: My wife does that.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's kind of trash.
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  Speaker 4: If you need filler, yeah, but if you were to
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  Speaker 4: live another ten thousand years, would you have one care
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  Speaker 4: andy cane?
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  Speaker 2: Does not? Anybody candy my kids?
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  Speaker 1: My kids eat them, especially peppermint ones that are like.
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  Speaker 5: Fruit flavor, like the little mini ones are cool. And
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  Speaker 5: then all for hanging. Yeah, I don't think on the tree,
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  Speaker 5: but like on I don't know if you have a
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  Speaker 5: fireplace or something like that. The decor right there is cool.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean candy canes like decoration?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Or I'll put them in a little kind of jar
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  Speaker 6: thing and have them hooked around the edge.
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  Speaker 4: It's at the end of Christmas. Throw them out. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it's like sucking on toothpaste. Now the kids, the kids
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  Speaker 4: eat them. You're right, the fruit flavored one, just the
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  Speaker 4: original like red and white ones.
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  Speaker 3: The kids, the kids eat them. The fruit flavor is
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  Speaker 3: so good. Yeah, those are the only good ones.
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  Speaker 2: Those are not dog No.
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  Speaker 6: Like the opener is great though, because because kids do
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  Speaker 6: get very disappointed if you go to open the candy
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  Speaker 6: cane and it breaks.
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  Speaker 7: They're like, oh, yeah, all right, but this is not
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  Speaker 7: an ornament. This is an ugly pencil sharpener.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So saying with the candy thing, Gina was mentioning about,
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  Speaker 3: like you know, when you went trig or treating, some
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  Speaker 3: parents would take the kids to the emergency room to
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  Speaker 3: the hospital, not because somebody got hurt or poisoned, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, you would bring your candy so they could
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  Speaker 3: X ray it.
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  Speaker 8: All.
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  Speaker 1: Getting Peggy's minivan.
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  Speaker 3: My mom had told, you know me, like, don't eat
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  Speaker 3: the candy before you get home and I have a
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  Speaker 3: chance to look at it. Because that was in the
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  Speaker 3: height of this is like the eighties panic where everybody's
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  Speaker 3: taking their people are putting staples now. Also at that point,
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  Speaker 3: that was still in the era where people were giving
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  Speaker 3: like homemade or home baked things, so popcorn balls, little
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  Speaker 3: little like sandwich baggies of like cookies candy apple, that
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  Speaker 3: stuff we were never allowed to eat and quite honestly
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  Speaker 3: never even thought to eat those things because you wanted
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  Speaker 3: the actual candy trash, but no one was putting stuff
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  Speaker 3: in like a Hershey Bar peanut butter cup kind of
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  Speaker 3: thing exactly. So this just goes into the whole idea
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  Speaker 3: of there's some really pair annoyed parents out there. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and you just look at the difference. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: forty nine years old, so my era, the gen X era,
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  Speaker 3: compared to the like the younger millennials and Gen Z
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  Speaker 3: like that side older millennials, you guys are more more
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  Speaker 3: gen X in this way where the parents weren't nearly
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  Speaker 3: as consumed with knowing every minute of their child's day
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  Speaker 3: and what they're doing and where they're at in that
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  Speaker 3: exact moment as it is now. Sure, like there's way
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  Speaker 3: more I don't know what they call it. It used to
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  Speaker 3: be like helicopter parents, yeah, and parents, But there are
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  Speaker 3: some paranoid parents out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think like the generation that we grew up
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  Speaker 5: in definitely paranoid millennial. Like, I feel like parents want
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  Speaker 5: to be best friends.
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  Speaker 2: With their kids.
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  Speaker 3: You think our parents were paranoid yeah, I think it's
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  Speaker 3: the opposite.
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  Speaker 7: Goes back and forth, like remember there were commercials saying
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  Speaker 7: it's ten o'clock, do you know your children are?
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  Speaker 5: They didn't know where I'm like, well, I'm slightly younger
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  Speaker 5: than you, just like by a hair and I'm in
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  Speaker 5: that weird like analog technology era that they say, which
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  Speaker 5: is a different generation. And then I'm telling you, like
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  Speaker 5: my parents super paranoid.
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  Speaker 3: Well I think it's I think it's your parents. I
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  Speaker 3: think in general it wasn't like that. Even in that era.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like that.
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  Speaker 7: But all the boogeyman stuff like the candy or the
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  Speaker 7: white van, like they had random stuff they would focus on,
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  Speaker 7: and otherwise they didn't know where we were there.
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  Speaker 5: I grew up in they had like you know, the
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  Speaker 5: Zodiac Killer and like all like the nice soccer.
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  Speaker 3: So here here's the question, and I'm throwing this out
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  Speaker 3: and you guys can text in call in eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven forty four, Woody text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 3: eighty seven. Did you have a paranoid Like did you
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  Speaker 3: have a paranoid parent? Do you know a paranoid parent? Like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my sisters, so whatever that is, or are you
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  Speaker 3: a paranoid parent, admit it.
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  Speaker 2: So one of one of the three.
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  Speaker 3: If you if you have an example to share, did
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  Speaker 3: you have a paranoid parent and what made them so paranoid?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know a paranoid parent? Or are you a
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  Speaker 3: paranoid parent? And it's probably more so. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: know this, I don't love kids, but with the first
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  Speaker 3: child more than the child, that's the way it usually does.
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  Speaker 4: Because so like when my brother was a baby, if
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  Speaker 4: he so much has just brushed his pacifier on anything
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  Speaker 4: other than just holding it up, like if it fell
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  Speaker 4: on the floor, my mom would boil it.
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  Speaker 2: Boil it with me.
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  Speaker 4: I could drop it in a pile of dog crab, true,
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  Speaker 4: and just pick it up, wipe it on your pants,
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  Speaker 4: and throw it.
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  Speaker 2: In your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that's true. It's the first child. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: eight seven seven forty four, Woodie paranoid parents? Are you
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  Speaker 3: a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent or
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  Speaker 3: do you know one? And uh, what are they doing
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  Speaker 3: that that makes you say that they're paranoid?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to hear this.
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  Speaker 3: Hit us up. We'll get to those coming up. Next
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  Speaker 3: to breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major
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  Speaker 9: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
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  Speaker 9: much devastation or death.
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  Speaker 3: Woody Woody, And now back to the Woody Show. Paranoid parents. Now,
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  Speaker 3: somebody was asking Gina, did the mom have some kind
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  Speaker 3: of hook up at the hospital. Now, the hospitals there were,
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  Speaker 3: you know how like a dentist's office will do that,
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  Speaker 3: like right after Halloween they'll say, oh, you can trade
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  Speaker 3: your candy in here.
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  Speaker 2: For a big brush.
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  Speaker 3: I did hear about local hospitals from time to time
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  Speaker 3: saying that it was, but I never thought anybody actually
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  Speaker 3: did it. But oh no, that was Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 3: Gina's friend's mom that would get all the girls together
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  Speaker 3: and bring them down there. All right, So are you
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  Speaker 3: a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent? Or
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  Speaker 3: do you just know of a paranoid parent? And what
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  Speaker 3: makes them so paranoid? Eight seven seven four do you?
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  Speaker 3: Is the phone number? Text us over to two two
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  Speaker 3: nine eighty seven. Katie is first, Hey, what's up Katie?
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  Speaker 2: And Katie?
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  Speaker 8: Hi, good morning?
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  Speaker 3: So who's the paranoid parent?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Or you got one?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 8: I probably was a paranoid parent when my kids were younger,
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  Speaker 8: but once I turn eighteen. I was like, go have it.
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  Speaker 8: My son is in his twenties and dates a gal
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  Speaker 8: that's twenty two, and her mother still requires her to
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  Speaker 8: get home during the week by nine pm and on
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  Speaker 8: the weekend by ten pm.
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  Speaker 3: She's twenty two.
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  Speaker 5: How does that work? I mean, if she lives in
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  Speaker 5: my house, she goes by my rule.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe pretty much.
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  Speaker 8: That's probably how it is. And the thing that makes
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  Speaker 8: me giggle is that her brothers have girlfriends that live
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  Speaker 8: in the house. They've kind of told mom no, no,
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  Speaker 8: you know, and they've tried to tell her, tell mom,
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  Speaker 8: knock it off, you know. But she's just very respectful,
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to say, of her mom. But it just
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  Speaker 8: it's so stressful for them.
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  Speaker 5: On a date, Wait, how long has we.
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  Speaker 8: Go to a restaurant?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: How long has your son been with the chick?
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  Speaker 8: A year?
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  Speaker 3: Cut and run?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 5: What time does she have to be home again?
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  Speaker 3: Nine?
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  Speaker 8: Nine nine during the week ten on the weekend. I
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  Speaker 8: mean she go to a concert one time and she
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  Speaker 8: got home.
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  Speaker 5: At one Is she in school or by chance or
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  Speaker 5: anything like that?
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  Speaker 3: Is just twenty two? Man, she works.
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  Speaker 5: Just ask him, maybe getting a master's or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It's always that's not cool. It's always different with the
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  Speaker 7: girls too, Like you said, like the guys like come
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  Speaker 7: and go, the girls on lockdown.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also you gotta be you gotta be careful.
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  Speaker 8: And she's the first girl, and I just think mommy's
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  Speaker 8: afraid to let that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a little bit that stuff rubs up. That's why
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  Speaker 3: they say that you want to see what your future
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  Speaker 3: looks like when you're dating somebody. Look at the mother, right,
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  Speaker 3: so like that kind of crazy might be genetic.
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  Speaker 8: He loves her dually and the family is all great,
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  Speaker 8: all of them.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the mother just yeah, yeah, all right, Katie,
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  Speaker 3: thanks you for the appreciate listening the Woodie Show. Four
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  Speaker 3: what he sent us a text over to two two
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  Speaker 3: nine eighty seven one on the text as my sister
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  Speaker 3: in law, such a paranoid parent. She went to her
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  Speaker 3: daughter's prom, waited for her in the parking lot, also
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  Speaker 3: went with her on the senior trip, and she still
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  Speaker 3: cuts her food for her. She's nineteen years So.
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  Speaker 7: Dere's psychological problem. That's like a mental illness, right, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's horrifying.
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  Speaker 3: Cuts her food cuts her mind up.
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  Speaker 1: God does the other girl, not of hands.
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  Speaker 2: That is horror movie kind of stuff. A text.
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  Speaker 3: My mom wouldn't let me ride those little horses outside
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  Speaker 3: the grocery store that were electric. She was afraid they
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  Speaker 3: would blow up.
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  Speaker 1: That's a reasonable fear of shirre.
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  Speaker 2: Happens a lot a lot of kids that way.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, my wife's pushing fifty and her dad like,
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  Speaker 3: she'll go with the kids to go visit her parents,
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  Speaker 3: and she'll be going to meet like her cousins for
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  Speaker 3: dinner or something like that, and her dad will insist
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  Speaker 3: that she calls when she gets to her location.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Think that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's weird. I think it's nice.
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  Speaker 3: But it's nice to say. But like he truly means it,
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  Speaker 3: because if if enough time goes by, he'll call her
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  Speaker 3: and go, hey, did you make it seriously serious?
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  Speaker 2: I support it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm in my forties deep and I've gone home to
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  Speaker 7: see my mom a billion times, and I've never been
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  Speaker 7: allowed allowed. It's been heavily discouraged that I rent a
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  Speaker 7: car if I need to go somewhere, she has to
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  Speaker 7: take me.
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  Speaker 1: WHOA Yeah, but just because she wants to be with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I guess because I have families like that. They just
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  Speaker 5: want to, you know, be hanging out with.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she's not like I'll just wear a car. No,
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  Speaker 2: this one.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter is a ninth grader and has a friend
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  Speaker 3: whose mom thinks that she takes her mask off, she
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  Speaker 3: will instantly get COVID. Really still, the girl has to
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  Speaker 3: wear a mask every day of her life, no matter
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  Speaker 3: where she is. Ever since COVID started, she's never allowed
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  Speaker 3: to go anywhere with her friends. My daughter had a
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  Speaker 3: birthday a few years back and the mom said that
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  Speaker 3: she couldn't go to the party because she wouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: able to take her mask off. There stop it. She's
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  Speaker 3: ruining her daughter's childhood and doesn't even know it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's crazy to be right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not normal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a paranoid parent because I know what the
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  Speaker 3: hell I did when I was younger, so I know
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  Speaker 3: the possibilities. True, I mean, we all do. We all
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  Speaker 3: did stuff. It's why I have to have a conversation
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  Speaker 3: with my wife every once in a while to remind
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  Speaker 3: her of that stuff. And then my wife says, well,
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  Speaker 3: I was a good kid, I'm like, Okay, I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: everything you did your parents were aware of. You never
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  Speaker 3: did anything that your parents. I can think of a
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  Speaker 3: couple of things that I know about that her parents
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  Speaker 3: have no idea. Yeah, so you know, not that she
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  Speaker 3: was like a bad kid, but nobody was an angel.
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  Speaker 7: I was damn near perfect. But I was smoking a
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  Speaker 7: on a weed at like fifteen. I don't think my
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  Speaker 7: mom would have liked that.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up what you show? A friend wouldn't let
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  Speaker 3: her son, her son's one high school age and another
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  Speaker 3: one just a little bit younger, cook or shower when
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  Speaker 3: they were home alone.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, for fear of an accident, shower, don't depending.
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  Speaker 2: On the age, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's insane.
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  Speaker 3: Like you can get a job working food somewhere at
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  Speaker 3: the fryar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know you probably have some of the
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  Speaker 5: family members you're like, you know what, you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 5: cooking by.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself at home in a shower. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, had a friend growing up whose mom was
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  Speaker 3: super worried about someone kidnapping her and she was a vet,
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  Speaker 3: so she implanted a tracker in the back of her neck. Really,
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  Speaker 3: that's I used to ask her to see it all
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  Speaker 3: the time. She probably Here's the thing though, she probably
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  Speaker 3: told her daughter that she did that because you know
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  Speaker 3: you can like you know you can ye chip.
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  Speaker 1: Chip your cat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you chip a pet.
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  Speaker 5: She probably told her that to make her think I
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  Speaker 5: know where you are.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
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  Speaker 5: But that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 3: Just tell them another text here it says, I am
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  Speaker 3: twenty eight years old and my mom still has my
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  Speaker 3: email password and we'll read through my emails. Wo change
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  Speaker 3: word right. Yeah, but then you got to deal with that.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on Yeah, so I know. But like you know,
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  Speaker 3: some people go crazy and like do you want the
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  Speaker 3: or don't you really care?
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  Speaker 7: Well, at that point, you just have a backup email,
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  Speaker 7: and that's where all the good emails going.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the.
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  Speaker 3: I I know a paranoid parent that won't let their
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  Speaker 3: kid eat strawberries because of the levels of pesticide residence.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I know I have one of those parents. I
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  Speaker 7: know one of those parents and they only when they're baking.
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  Speaker 7: They won't use food coloring, to only use like beat
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  Speaker 7: juice and die.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Rizzuto gotten a big argument with his wife years ago
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  Speaker 3: because he gave I think it was his son, and
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  Speaker 3: gave him like a single freedo and she lost her
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  Speaker 3: mind and he's like you know what, and he like
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  Speaker 3: he like left the house and took a walk around
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhood and in barefoot got so heated.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm one freedom one in the kid's life, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Another text came in said that when I was
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  Speaker 3: growing up, my mom used to make me take a
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  Speaker 3: pregnancy test once every two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: That's not okay unless you're a megaslore. Yeah, that's weird
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  Speaker 1: and invasive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I like, in other words, I know why to make
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  Speaker 3: sure she's not pregnant, but like, like, why did you
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  Speaker 3: decide to do that in the first place, Well, to not.
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  Speaker 1: Trust your kid that much, I don't know. It's weird.
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  Speaker 5: Kids are not taking it is.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Like Gina said, implying that she's a whore.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Basically, she maybe she had scare and that's that with mom.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, who's going to be taking care of
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: that kid? Is the question? Sure, but they end up
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: having one control.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: And other things.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Is this paranoia or is this yeah, it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Is very control.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, A lot of stuff about like people putting your favorites,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: the air tags and stuff this, uh, this one. Mom
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: will just refresh, like they'll be sitting there at coffee
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: and just refresh, refresh, refresh, like constantly looking.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: They just don't have a kid.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, so you know, we went through
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: a thing where you know, we had to get the
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: mommy daddy phone, you know, for my son and like.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: But that was a reaction to something and that is
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: not a foreverything plan that we have, Like, I would
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: rather things not be that way. So I do understand
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: that there are some circumstances like that pregnancy testing, Like
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: did she get knocked up? Probably something happened, so now
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: the mom's worried about that happening.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Again, that's the only thing I could justify it if.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: It was just like out of nowhere, because she was
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: doing certain things when she was a kid. Now she's
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: putting this on. That's different. H My seven year old
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: wants to play outside in the backyard, but his friend.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: The mom refuses because somebody might walk by and see
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: you and you would get kidnapped. So the mom has
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: to be outside otherwise the kid can't be outside. This
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: goes back to it's ten pm. Do you know where
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: your kids are?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants your kid.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: My mom was single mom, and she was working full
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: time and going to school full time. So what are
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: they call it? Latch key kid?
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: Yep?
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I was okay.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: So I remember I had a key to our apartment
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: on a string that was around my neck.
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was eight years old. Yeah, and I would
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: let myself into the apartment after school, get off the bus,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: let myself into the apartment, and then drop my stuff
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: off and go outside with my friends. I'm eight, yeah,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: you know, and my mom wouldn't get home from work
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: until like regular getting in and getting home from work time,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and that was it. I would, you know, come in
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: when get dark, I lock the door. I knew to
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: do that, and everything was fine.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Where there was like a there was a mom who
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: let their kid, we talked about it, let their kid
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: go to the park. Yeah, and someone called the cops
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: and she got in trouble.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: She got arrested. Yeah, so stupid. My parents would be
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: in prison right now.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: My mother in law wipes down every grocery item with
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: disinfecting wipes, and it makes the family wash hands before
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: touching anything. Ratings come out every week and if they're
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: not good, and we got a dumb ass contest, ladies
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's play the.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, let us.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: All right, so Craigslist prices Riot, these are things that
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: will be being sold on Craigslist. I will tell everybody
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: about the item. I will ask somebody in the studio
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: to give me a bit on how much they think
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: it's being sold for on Craigslist. You, as the contestant
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: on the phone, just have to guess is the act
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: well Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid that
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: was given here by somebody in the studio. Even if
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: you could do that correct, you're going to be the winner.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Eight seven Woodie is the phone number. And I think we're.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Ready to go.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Morgan's got everybody lined up here and let's start with Rob. Hey,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: good morning, Rob Bro Rob. All right, so we're playing
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: the Craigslist price is right and the first it then
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: will go to Sammy. Okay, okay, he has been a
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: big story. It's the new Starbucks bear resta bear cup,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: new Starbucks glass bear resta bear cup clug slash tumbler.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that either.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: The sale of this cup will help our family with
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: the upcoming holidays. Thank you for your kindness.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: Okay, at the Starbucks, let's so it's it's designed like.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: A Teddy Bear. It's like it's solely impractical.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah whatever, our co workers got one. It's so funny.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: She uh, she was making fun of it because she
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: tried to put it in the holder in her car and.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: It doesn't fit.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: The first world problem? How is your bear reesta cup
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: doesn't fit down?
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: Old?
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: You have this thing at a circus forty years ago?
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: How is it like big, big hit all the Starbucks?
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, if this is going to help them pay for Christmas,
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: I'm guessing that they think it's going to be very high.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: And we went over some we saw on eBay for
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: like tens of thousands of dollars.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this one. One thousand dollars.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: One thousand bucks. Robbie, Ahi, Robbie, do you think the
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: actual Craigslist price is higher?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Or lower?
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: Still?
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: Higher?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Higher actual Craigslist price. It's a bargain, guys. At three
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's for sale.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Can we buy it?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Rob Sorry about that, but appreciate you. Listening to the
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Wood Show and say hi to Cynthia. Hey, what's up Cynthia?
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: Hey guys?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, alright, so.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: We're playing the Craigslist price is right. Next is for
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: grey gray. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach colony colony.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: To raise one of those in the studio.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I'm selling off my colony of hissers. Yes, they really
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: do hiss. There are thirty adults with lots of nymphs,
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: babies in all stages of growth. The colony comes with
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: ten males, twenty females and lots of nymphs in all
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: of the stages. A five gallon glass tank with secure
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: sliding screen toop heat matt with digital thermostad, easy to
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: care for. It makes a truly unique pet that is
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: handled by young and old of the studio.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Check it out. Greg, my god, how do you know
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: what You're.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Crank that heat mad up to a thousand and watch
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: them die?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Hearing up, I'm about to cry.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Surviving explosion.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Get this?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: How much for the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Because it comes as I can't even speak with the
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: glass tank and everything.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: How about one hundred dollars?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: One hundred dollars Cynthia, do you think the actual crisis
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go higher.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price sixty dollars. Checking it up this weekend.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Oh for two? All right, Cynthia, thank you for listening
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: to the show. I appreciate that. Let's go to Carlos. Hey,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: good morning, Carlos, Hey, good morning. Do you show Hey Carlos,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Gina, you're up.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: It's a pill crusher for elderly cuts because you can't
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: swallow pills. I'll for those who cannot swallow whole pills.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Electronic used for my mom for only six months in
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: new condition, crush multiple pills at once with the first crush.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Automated pill crusher the leading electronic pill crusher for caregivers
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: in hospitals and nursing homes. Simple to use, Just put
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: your pills in the cups, place the cup in the machine,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: and push one button to start the crush cycle.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Is it like a blender and I'll show you here
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: in a second.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Says you can use the cups to mix in apple,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: sauce or other food stuff as desired. Simple to use,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: one button activation and improve medication dosing blah blah blah
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: blah blah, and the and the cups are included with
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: the machine, which I would assume. But yeah, there it
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: is right there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of cool. Okay.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's the size of an old school like can opener,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: after the electric can openers. You'd see.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: It's it's like the seventies.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: There's something cool about it's bad ass. Yeah, yeah, that's
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: really cool.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You need to get that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I want it, and I hope that I can purchase
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: it for.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Thirty dollars?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Carlos? Is it higher or lower than thirty dollars? I'm
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: gonna say lower lower actual Craigslist price two hundred dollars. Sorry, Carlos,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: but I appreciate listen, thank you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You know what else works? The back of a spoon,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: are following it?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Or the testy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Let's go to uh, Erica, Hey, good morning, Erica.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: Good morning.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Are you guys doing great?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Erica is next and Menace is next. All right, okay,
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: this is the Emirates Business Class. How would you say this?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: This name?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Uh right, it's a designer things Bulgary. I always heard Bulgary.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: It's spelled b V l g A R. Bulgari anyway,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I'm saying Bulgari selling my Emirates Business Class flight Bagari kid.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: It has an adjustable lounge wear pajamas inside a pair
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: of slippers and imask and Bulgarian toilet. It's unopened toiletry
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: kit is for men. Must go this weekend.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I really want that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: All right, this is a I'm not one of these
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: when I flew to Japan, but it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: Was to me.
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: By the way, the V is pronounced like you because
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: it's stylized in the Roman style.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Bulgari. All right, how much menace?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say eighty eighty bucks?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Erica. Do you think the actual Craisis price is higher
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: or lower than eighty dollars?
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: I think it is higher higher.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigs's price is one hundred dollars. Fine, ideals? All right, Erica,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: thank you for the call. Hang on one second, we'll
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: get all of your information. Next up will be Austin. Hey, Austin,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: how are you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: So?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Oscar? Oh, Oscar, they have it in here as Austin.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let's change that to Oscar Sammy, Yes, all right,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: uh Sea Bass, Okay, it's a nineteen sixties shopping cart
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: with Coca Cola bottle holder. Vintage nineteen sixties tote cart
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: grocery store shopping cart tote with two Coca Cola bottle
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: holders still attached. Still an overall good condition, just a
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: little rusty, nice item from the past altogether, email if interested.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I mean it looks a bit I can't tell that
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: picture of car. Yeah, a shopping card. I'll see why
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: it is. Holders are Coca Cola specific to be metal.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: But yeah, regardless, that would be a nice piece of clutter,
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: so I will go with that's you know, you're.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Being the cart arc, don't you. Don't you think that'd
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: be kind of cool to have one. You can put
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: it in the museum, yeah, players, and kind the way
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: you use the tool chess as an entertainment center, like
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: like you could use this for something, yeah, to hold hold, yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: like for like blankets and here you go.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: What are people holding shopping carts besides homeless crap? You
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: can roll up, yeah, roll up some Yeah, I'm sure
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: Greg can style it for you.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Since it's so old. I'll give it a two and
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: thirty one dollars two.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Hundred and thirty one dollars Oscar, what do you think higher?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Lower than two hundred and thirty one dollars lower lower
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: actual craigsist price is one hundred and fifty dollars. That
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: would win.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: You could make it into a bar cart.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, get no flat surfaces on that thing.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: You know? All right, Oscar? Hang on second, buddy, we'll
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: get all of your information. And here we'll get one more.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Let's go to uhjeseus zez. Hello Jesus, Hey, bort, you
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: want to bed on on one? No? Yeah, sure, I'm down.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is This.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Is for board trunks worn and signed by Hulk Hogan.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: It says these trunks had to be ordered by Hulk
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Hougan through K and H. K and H has been
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: making wrestling gear since nineteen fifty three. Official these trunks
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: were made to Hoogan's specifications at an earlier point in
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: his career, signed and includes a hologram for authenticity. As
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: soon as you hold these trunks, you will tell that
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: they are not cheap, but they are custom made for autographs.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Now can you see that through the glass. It's it's a.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: It's a. It's the yellow it's the yellow pair of trunks.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's signed by Hulk. That's got deler w
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: w f Era Hulk Hogan looking like, because it's got
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: to stand on the one side. On the other side,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: he wrote, h O f oh five, So Hall of
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Fame five? Yeah, how much do you think these bad
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: boys are going for? All right?
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: Taking into account that he's passed away, there's never gonna
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: be a sign autograph from him ever again, Hall of Fame.
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go about I'm gonna go about five grand
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: oh damn, five thousand dollars.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Trunks man, right, all right, wait, extra material for the
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: rosin bag. All right, heyzus, what do you think actual
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Craigslist price higher or lower?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with lower lower.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price one thousand, one hundred dollars. Yea brother?
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: All right, well, hazeus, congratulations, hang on another winner for
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: the Craigslist prices. Rights.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you want these?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: You know, we could send them to a half backed
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. Yeah, I'll sleep with them on my face.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Quick break more What He Show is next? Hang on
• 30:18
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• 30:19
  Speaker 4: He Show returns right after these messages.