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Episode #3832 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Jay Sanna's here, Citizens Auxury Police. J. Santos of the
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  Speaker 1: Citizens Auxiliary Police is on the air. We can we
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  Speaker 1: uh can I talk to Louise Knuckleman? Moose? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine?
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  Speaker 2: Is Jay Santas, Citizens Auxury Police. I heard you say
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  Speaker 2: we you say? I hear that right, Yes you did?
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  Speaker 2: And General Hi, this is General Galen shawser how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine? I'm Moose Knuckleman. Now do you talk at that?
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  Speaker 1: He does yet? Yes, I do. This is how I
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  Speaker 1: talk and you do that? Why what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: I do that? Why? This is me? This is who I,
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  Speaker 1: who I am, and who I who I aspire to be? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He But the question I had for you, Moose, that
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  Speaker 2: really doesn't anything to do with what General Shaji said.
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  Speaker 1: What is your name? You're talking to me, yes, General
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  Speaker 1: Gamon Shaw, Sir? How do you do? Moose Knuckleman on
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  Speaker 1: the air? Okay, Moose, you're talking to me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on for Were you in the army? Yes? I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the United States Army. Did you see
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  Speaker 2: action in Vietnam? I did, yes, sir. Oh that's interesting,
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  Speaker 2: seeing as how we have a lot of military here
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  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yes, we do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Can I interrupt because I have something that I
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  Speaker 2: want to say? Okay, all right, God, don't.
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  Speaker 1: Start squirting the tears.
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  Speaker 2: Jay, you work for me. Okay, you don't work for
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  Speaker 2: General Sean.
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  Speaker 1: You work for me.
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  Speaker 2: You understand, all right? Like I said, good God Almighty,
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: get that man a bib. He's quoting Westworld on you.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, I know you are sloppy with your drink.
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  Speaker 2: Eight Moose, shut up for a minute, okay, when you
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  Speaker 2: were bringing sorry ladies and gentlemen, this is Moose Knuckleman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Moose Knuckleman, the announcer. And Jay Senos is
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  Speaker 1: trying to put a Derby hat on me and make
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  Speaker 1: me skip and dance on a sidewalk.
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  Speaker 2: No, I am not doing that, Moose, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I had a question for you, though, and you started
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  Speaker 2: talking to General Shaw.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was fascinated by General Shaw having been in
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  Speaker 1: the military. All right, now, hold on, I heard you say, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Santa's citizens on Zierry Police is on the air, and
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  Speaker 1: then you went we yes, I did, yeah, I heard
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  Speaker 1: them do that. Yeah, okay, why why? It's because I
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  Speaker 1: enjoy being your announcer. And when I say Jay Satos
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  Speaker 1: Citizens Auxiliary Polices on the air, I feel like going
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  Speaker 1: we and enjoying myself. It's almost as I'm either ziplining,
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  Speaker 1: or I'm in one of those buckets that slides down
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  Speaker 1: the zip line, or or I'm I'm parasailing.
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  Speaker 2: What Jay I think if I might, Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 2: this is a general Galen Shaw and I'm Jay Santos
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  Speaker 2: and I'm Moose Knuckleman. Wait, you're not anyway we have
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  Speaker 2: kicked off the show. Jay seemed to be sidetracked here
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  Speaker 2: with Moose.
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  Speaker 1: No I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get sidetracked, Moose. I appreciate everything you
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  Speaker 2: do for the show. I wish you would not freelance
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  Speaker 2: the way what you've done.
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  Speaker 1: You know, well, what do you mean the way what
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  Speaker 1: I done? Jay? You're on the on the podcast of
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  Speaker 1: you need to learn how to speak proper English. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take that. Oh yeah, I love that. Yeah. Well
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  Speaker 1: you do make a good point there, most But it's
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  Speaker 1: good to meet you. Thank you, Mouse knucklemanmus Knuckleman who's
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  Speaker 1: announcer here here?
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  Speaker 2: On Jay Santas or the Citizens of Luxury Police. We
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  Speaker 2: get it done well. As you probably have heard, and
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  Speaker 2: as you probably have read, and as you probably have seen,
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  Speaker 2: the citizens Auxury police has been out in force here
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  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, San Diego, in a San Francisco area,
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  Speaker 2: and also in Miami, Florida, as we have been assisting
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  Speaker 2: uh and sort of peeking over the shoulder of police
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  Speaker 2: in terms of immigration enforcement and the people that are
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  Speaker 2: here that may not be legal.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now, a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: People have been writing and calling Jay and they've been
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  Speaker 2: asking you how do you determine who's legal and who
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  Speaker 2: is Well, one of the things we do, and I
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  Speaker 2: think it sort of cuts through a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: difficulty of trying to decide first thing you want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I think is probably and I don't you know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want anybody misunderstand it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you see who the darkest one is? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you? Hey, look at Moose? Get out of here?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna cryed to? Moose is not half wrong? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we take a look at this skin. Now hold on
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  Speaker 2: for just a second, all right, See this is controversial.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on for just a second. You go in and
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  Speaker 2: you see a guy and he's I.
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  Speaker 1: Look what I do? Look at what am I doing? Now? General?
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  Speaker 1: You're putting your arm next to mine, right, and who's
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  Speaker 1: who's darker? Well I am, yeah, So what does.
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  Speaker 2: That mean I'm suspect? No, you're not suspect because I
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  Speaker 2: know you. I know you, I know I've worked with
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  Speaker 2: you many times. However, if I didn't know you and
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  Speaker 2: I had my arm, next year is just to look
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  Speaker 2: at the complexion and what the tan is.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you try to see that who's got the deepest
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  Speaker 1: richest tan? Well, not the deepest richest tan. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that that really is,
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  Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? But you're saying, who's ever darker? A suspect?
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, between the two of us, you and me,
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  Speaker 2: you're you got darker skin. So yeah, I would have
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  Speaker 2: I would question you. And look, this is very interesting, Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think you're really going to stop me on
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  Speaker 2: a street and question me?
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  Speaker 1: Yet?
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  Speaker 2: All I'm going to say is excuse me, General, and
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  Speaker 2: you know me. Well, let's say I didn't know you.
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  Speaker 2: Say excuse me, sir, I'm Jay Santas. So they says,
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  Speaker 2: ins auxary police, Can I see an identification?
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  Speaker 1: Please? Well? What can I see? Some identification. Please, all
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  Speaker 1: right here this is the blue armband. You see that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand what that is? That's well, I don't know. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I feel sorry for you, mister.
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  Speaker 1: That is the indication and significance of this is since
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  Speaker 1: Uri Police. And what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: That's my that is my identifying, that's my identify identifier Berberg.
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  Speaker 1: What language is that? Marsham Martian? Well, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: I said, I'm sorry, I missed, I missed, I mispronounced
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  Speaker 2: as Ye, this blue armband is what identifies me as
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  Speaker 2: a member of the citizens Aluxury Police at which such
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  Speaker 2: at which such time?
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  Speaker 1: Then I will I will ask you. Okay, how do
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  Speaker 1: you do? Sir? I'm Jay Santa Assistants Luxury Police. Can
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  Speaker 1: I see some identification?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, I just said, don't
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  Speaker 2: start over again. Yes, sir, I'm Jay Senta's the Citizens
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  Speaker 2: Uxury Police. I'd like to ask you a question. May
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  Speaker 2: I see some identification? Yes, sir, my blue arm band?
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: This signifies my? I am the citizens Auxury Police. I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard of it. Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I
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  Speaker 2: want to ask you a few questions.
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  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. Are you here legally? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I am okay, because I noticed you're sort of dark complected,
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  Speaker 2: which is fine. We've got many, many, many people, but
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  Speaker 2: you look darker than me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just wondering. Are you from America reagonally? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Whereabouts Presno, California? Well see oki me right there? What
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  Speaker 1: Fresno is right in the middle of the farming community
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  Speaker 1: in central in California, San Joaquin Valley. Yeah, and well
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  Speaker 1: what do you what are you?
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  Speaker 2: What's your pointing? Excuse me on a bud stant of it.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm saying here, General is you're you're from a
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  Speaker 2: farm town. Your skin's darker than mine, and you're telling
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  Speaker 2: me that you're legal.
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  Speaker 1: God damn it. You got a cup of water or something?
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  Speaker 1: Will you cut it? Just cut the tape? All right? Three?
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  Speaker 1: Two one go?
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  Speaker 2: Uh so, General General Galen Shaw is with me here
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  Speaker 2: on Jay Santo Citizens Auxury Police.
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  Speaker 1: We had done? And what is the name of the show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, It's called Jay Santo Citizens Uxury Police. We
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  Speaker 2: get it done, We get it done. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know. God, you say it to
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  Speaker 1: me like you know I said to you, like what
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You just look at me like I'm said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm goind of a pussy or something. No I do, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean that.
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  Speaker 2: So now what happens when I see that the general
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  Speaker 2: is darker than me? I'll say, okay, so what country
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  Speaker 2: city's from America?
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  Speaker 1: I said, what city? Said Fresnel, California. Oh, I see,
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  Speaker 1: let's suspect top.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is because Fresnel, California is right at smack
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  Speaker 2: dab in the middle of the San Joaquin Valley. And
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  Speaker 2: what do they have in the San Joaquin Valley? They
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  Speaker 2: have farms, loss of farm and general. And I would say,
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  Speaker 2: then to a general a shop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, mare says something. Wait a minute, I'm not done talking. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I would say then to General Shaw, okay, are you
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  Speaker 2: a citizen? He says yes, and I say okay.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, well who are you? And I said citizens?
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  Speaker 1: Or isrey police? And I go, well, I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to prove that because you're darker than me
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  Speaker 1: and come from a farming community.
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  Speaker 2: All right, me, let me say something. I served in
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  Speaker 2: the United States military in part in Vietnam. Does that
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  Speaker 2: count for anything? Well, there's a lot of immigrants and
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  Speaker 2: foreigners that serve in the military, and you know, there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of them do a lot of things. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I don't respect it, but you can't
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  Speaker 2: get away from being deported out of America because you
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  Speaker 2: are illegal. And I'm telling you right now you are ill.
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  Speaker 2: You are ill illegal if you are not here legally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you looking at? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but it sounds like there's something wrong with
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  Speaker 1: your your palette or something. You're going legally?
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  Speaker 2: I said it good, Okay, So what's so what do
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  Speaker 2: you say that I say to you, I'm an American citizen.
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  Speaker 2: I was born in Fresne, California. Well, okay, but you
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  Speaker 2: have no way proving that. You've got a blue armband
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  Speaker 2: on Jay. That doesn't prove anything either. I just said
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  Speaker 2: I'm a member of the citizens.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh God, you aren't answering his questions.
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  Speaker 2: General, Yes, I am answering his questions because my questions,
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  Speaker 2: your questions, because it amuses me.
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  Speaker 1: It amuses Okay, right, So I amuse you, Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 1: Forget it? Well, come on, Jane, you gotta keep going. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh say so I amuse you? All right? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: was just, I.
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  Speaker 2: Would say, then as since I amused, I'd say, at
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  Speaker 2: this time, I amuse you.
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  Speaker 1: So you think I'm just ha ha ha haa is
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  Speaker 1: that it? Sort of? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, at this time, I'm sorry to have to inform
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  Speaker 2: you you are going to be taken in a custody
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to have to verify your citizenship and statehood.
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  Speaker 1: And I have to tell you you.
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  Speaker 2: May be you know, walking across the border down in
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  Speaker 2: a desert of Mexico come sundown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say that. Well, no, you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to do that. Yes, well, yes you are, Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes you are. I am going to make you do that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well no you're okay, Wait wait wait, we're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a commercial break. We'll be right back. This is Jay
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  Speaker 1: Sam a citizens uxury police. I get it done out.
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  Speaker 1: What are you trying to do anyway? What are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to do anyway? Jay?
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  Speaker 2: You have got no argument, You've got nothing to say here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to give you some validity by challenging you
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  Speaker 2: in your various points. General people are asking me what
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do at the illegal citizenship. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: tell him you're not gonna do you doing jack shit
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  Speaker 2: if you're taking me, if you're putting your arm up
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  Speaker 2: against mine to see who's darker.
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  Speaker 1: Well, everybody, we're coming back. Three two one, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: Jay Santas, Welcome back, and this is Jay Sannas and
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  Speaker 1: the Citizens Audistry Police. We get it done. Yeah, Ja Santos, Citizens'
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  Speaker 1: Auxiliary Police. Thank you. Mus Knucklelman, You're welcome. Don't say that,
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  Speaker 1: Moose Knuckleman. I like you. Moose MOUs Knucklelman.
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  Speaker 2: Has been my announcer and I've tried to in my
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  Speaker 2: own way and in my own time tell him to
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  Speaker 2: just can it after you say, Jay Sanas, Citizens Usrey Police,
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  Speaker 2: we don't need to see anything, and he just said
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  Speaker 2: we and he just said thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of screws you up. It does sort of
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  Speaker 1: ruin a timing here of Jay Senna Citizens Ourey Police,
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  Speaker 1: we get done well.
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  Speaker 2: We have a city situation in the city of Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 2: which also means that these subcommanders Subcommander Glease and Subcommander Hepcat,
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  Speaker 2: Subcommander Prescott, Subcommander Bovine, Subcommander Bovine and Subcommander Buttman and
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  Speaker 2: subcommander buttman, he's new, Yes he is.
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  Speaker 1: Is he from the United States? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, you see sub coominer button. Come on, subcommenter, buttman,
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  Speaker 2: come on in. Where are you from? Originally?
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  Speaker 1: Well, originally I come from pass Good in Mississippi. You
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  Speaker 1: come from Pascogoula, Mississippi. Yah, sir. And you how long
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  Speaker 1: you have been a citizens of every policeman?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've been since I've come to California, and I
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  Speaker 3: try to get work over here at the bottling plant.
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  Speaker 3: And in another time I was checking groceries here at
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  Speaker 3: timmy town. But I'll probably go ahead and then I've
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  Speaker 3: I've got a volunteer job here. Sitizens always the police,
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  Speaker 3: and you like paid? No, I don't get paid.
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  Speaker 2: We don't pay you. But let me see some subcommander.
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  Speaker 2: But what's your first name?
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  Speaker 1: My first name's Lynt. Your first name is Lynt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: As I was named after a great uncle of mine
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  Speaker 3: who'd like I said, he's served with Stonewall Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: But I said, well that's too long ago. We could
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  Speaker 1: be great. Well it's a great uncle. Doh, great uncle.
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  Speaker 1: I would be a great great uncle. They said he's
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  Speaker 1: threw Stonewall Jackson. Who's Stonewall Jackson? Who's Stonewall Who? Who's
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  Speaker 1: Stonewall Jackson? Is not Stonewall Jackson, Stonewall Stonewall Jackson, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: who is he? Well, he's a great general and everything
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  Speaker 1: and everything like that. So, Subcomander Button, you came to California.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get work, but you do have this citizens
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like police job. But you're not paid by Jay.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not paid, but we're allowed to in a
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  Speaker 3: we go to substation and we can go through the refrigerator.
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  Speaker 3: Who whose ever house it is?
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  Speaker 1: You know? So what is the most important thing of
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  Speaker 1: being a subcommander at this time where we're rounding up aliens?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think that America, you know, is America and
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  Speaker 3: is intended for Americans. And if you have people who
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  Speaker 3: are not American, they're obviously not intended to be here,
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  Speaker 3: so they you know, and so they have to get
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  Speaker 3: rid of him.
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  Speaker 1: How do you determine who's American who isn't?
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  Speaker 3: Well, like Briga to your admiral, Santo said, you put
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  Speaker 3: your arm next to theirs, and there's is darker than you.
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  Speaker 1: You have a case. You you got at least you
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  Speaker 1: have to look in further. What do you mean? Al Right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much, thanks a lot, Sethman or Button
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  Speaker 1: saying thanks, have a good evening. Hoey, can I sell
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  Speaker 1: this liquorice? Yeah? Go ahead? What well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: putting your arm next to a guy to see who's darker, Well,
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  Speaker 1: that is one of the you know, it's very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: In general.
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  Speaker 2: People will say, don't be racist, and yet it tends to.
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  Speaker 2: If you find a guy darker than you, nine times
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  Speaker 2: out of ten he comes from or his or his
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  Speaker 2: grandparents came from a like a dark.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like way down there. What do you mean,
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  Speaker 1: way down there, like a country that's not Mace it's
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  Speaker 1: down there in Mexico and stuff like that. Well, all right,
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  Speaker 1: so what we're dealing with here, Jay is just no,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you're not well, that's what it sounds like. No you're not. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about? You know you start to cry. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to do them, all right, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're going to ball like a bitch,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not balling with What's what's going on? Man? You've
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  Speaker 1: been working too hard. They got USAT twenty four to
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  Speaker 1: seven hitting the street. You're trying to find who legal
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  Speaker 1: aliens are, and I m Jay Sanders is having a
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  Speaker 1: difficult time here. Let's bring on another one of our
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  Speaker 1: guests here. Billy written nowur Billy's a reporter at the
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  Speaker 1: Hot Wind Weekly, and that's out of Santa Monica. Bailey
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  Speaker 1: written now, or Bailey, it's great to see you. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. It's nice to be here. And I'm
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: sorry that Jay seems to be upset. I think I'll
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: be fine, Bailey and just got well, he's trying to
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: do his very best here with this identifying illegal aliens.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: It's been a big thing going on Los Angeles, hasn't. Yes,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: It certainly has been quite a remote coole weekend for that.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: And I had gone into Los Angeles. I actually did
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: some on the on the street reporting, you know, on
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the boots on the ground kind of thing. Yes, And
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I went and talked to people, variety of people. They said,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: are you an American? And they said yes. I got
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: very bored with it very quickly.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Well, so I asked you to come in, Bailey, to
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: so I could put my arm against yours.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the other thing, you know. Yeah, he's
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: putting his arm up. Go ahead, see see my arm
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: is lighter than yours. Well, yeah, that's right, his arm's light.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: So you jay Yeah, are you Mexican? No? You know
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: full time? You know what you know? Foot, Well, I'm
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: not really your last name Santos, Yeah, your last name Santas. Well.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I tried to tell you that. I said, even though
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: you're darker than me, it doesn't mean that you come
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: from another country, but people will be suspect because of
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the Hispanic last name. My grandparents came to America at
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the at the late nineteenth century. They came up from
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Guadalajara in a little village called Banjo. And this was
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: in Mexico. No, it was in Canada. Yes, it was
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: in Mexico. Oheah, No, what's Banjo? That's good, little town
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Guahar called. It's a very small village, all right. See,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: this is the kind of thing that I would love
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: to interview you about, Like what what your people come from? Banjo, Mexico.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: That's right. Did you play the banjo? Yes?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I was forced into play in the banjo because my
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: grandparents came from a town called Banjo.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: And one of the things you had to do in
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: my family. One of the things you had to do
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: in your family is learned to play the banjo. That's right. Channel.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You can laugh all you want, but my grandfather demanded
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: it of me. So because your relations came from Mexico
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: in the nineteen you said in nineteenth century, that's correct,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: all right. So you're darker than me. Your last name
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: is Santos, your people, you admit come from Mexico. Are
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you legal?
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I was born here. I was born here in the
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: United States of America.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, but all you legal?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Why do you ask me that because you had grandma
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: parents who came from Mexico.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Now hold on for Bradley. That doesn't mean anything, all right.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I know that doesn't mean anything. But he's dark, and
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: he I don't know. He's dark.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: He plays the banjo. There's something there's something something wrong
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: going on somewhere.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Well, oh my god. So it's not necessarily I'm dark
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: and I played a banjo, and your last name is Santos,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: And because of that, you don't think I'm legal. I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: didn't say that. I said I'd like to know if
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you're legal or not. I'd like to know. Do you
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: have a birth certificate? Do you have a passport. I
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have a passport. It's a home Okay. Does it indicate
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: your place of birth? It does, which is where I
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: was born in Elmonte, California. El Monte, California. See see
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: what well? El Monte, California has quite a few Hispanic families,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't it. Yes, he does. And your family landed there.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: My grandparents moved to California. Yeah, and you were born
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: in ELMONTI yes, all right, Well what are you getting at, Bradley.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of gang There's a lot of Mexicans
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: down there, so o case. There's a lot of Mexicans
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: down It doesn't mean I'm not legal. What say that again?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean I'm not legal? Legal? All right, Bradley,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I think your investigative journalism is running out of gas here. Well,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: this is why Jay brought me on the program, first
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: of all, to put my arm up next to his
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: and other people and other people see who's darker and
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the darker one I would interview and find out doesn't
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: sound very interesting? It wasn't. I hated every minute of it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But Jay paid me, So I paid you to find
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: illegal ill illegal illegal that's the other word that he uses.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't understand illegal immigrants, and and you're trying to
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: find out I'm legal or not. I think we have
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to start with you. Yes, I'm legal. Do you agree
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that I'm legal? I don't know that. I mean, you
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: were born in ILMONTI. But you're a Mexican. So so
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: what so, Jay, in today's environment, you're being Mexican? You know,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is mister Santos kid. Wow, wow, what are
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you really an American? Are you really American? I have
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: a passport that says American citizen. Well, no passport says that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it says, it says my birth, it
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: says it says where, it says where the country.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Is born in. Yeah, but are you okay? Yeah? See
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: that's the thing.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Though, Jay, A lot of people just because you were
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: born here and have a passport and it says you're
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: a citizen. See that's what That's what these ice raids
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: are all about, to find out if people are really Americans.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Well what the fuck? An wait, wait, wait, I don't
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: want to be here when you start losing it. I
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: was the last time Jay lost it? Oh my god.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: He the last time Jay lost it. He stripped off
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: every bit of clothing. Oh, I heard about this, every
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: bit of clothing, and trotted. He didn't run, He just
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: trotted across the Pacific Oast Highway right into the surf.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And we thought he was committing suicide. We really did,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: because he went under. Now this is you don't remember
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: it right?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: No? No, he went under and then he surfaced and
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: looked at us, and then turned and started swimming out
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: even further. And then he went under and then he
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: surfaced again, turned and looked at us, waved, and then
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: started swimming back, came on shore naked and started doing poses.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And I scored. God, Jay, you know that I was
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: messing around. I know, but I think I heard you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: go ooh, do you remember that? No? I did not
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: do that. No, I did not do that. No, I
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: did not do that. I think he did so. But
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: what was the point of all that, Jane. The point
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: of all that was just pressure? Okay, too much pressure.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: So are you amer Considizen? Yes? You fucking limey?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh baby, Oh okay, now we know where you're coming from.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: God, mister Santos said, bring you to your admiral, Bring
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: your admiral Santos. God, damn you know. Yeah, that's that's
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: pretty hardcore. Jay, Well, thank you. I demanded an apology.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I called you the Limey. You know what,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: it's not good enough. Where are you going? I'm leaving?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Where am I going? Nice? One? I apologize.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean calling you alimey, and I I'm but
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not a Mexican, Okay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Even though your last name is Santos, even though your
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: last name is Santos and my last name is Santos. Yes,
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: and you were born in Elmonte, California, So what elman's
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: a whole lot of hydraulic rides.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is J. Sannis of the Citizens
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Uxury Police, and you belched. Now let me take it again.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Three two one you.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: This is Jay Sannis the Citizens Uxury Police. And this
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: has been Ja Sanis or the Citizens Uxury Police.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I had done. J s Citizens Auxuri Police. Yeah, go ahead, God,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: J Suttos Citizens AGSI please, thanks very much. I'm Jay
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Sanis as Citizens. I don't know what we proved.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think we proved anything, Jay, other than the
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: fact that you're a Mexican and you may not be legal.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my ass, my ass. My own famous Phil Henry
• 23:06
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• 23:09
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• 23:12
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