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COLD CUTS: Livin' The Dream · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Aking Nirvana. There on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Archie Big Show this Monday evening. The time is
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  Speaker 3: thirty seven minutes past six o'clock. Let's have some meat.
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  Speaker 4: Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in
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  Speaker 4: touch with the Fellers.
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  Speaker 5: If you don't know what with the Fellows, I don't
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  Speaker 5: trust that it's an advice segment.
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  Speaker 2: We's been done now.
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  Speaker 5: We got the audience to pick our email address and
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  Speaker 5: they voted for meat. Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail
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  Speaker 5: advice on anything, one hundred percent anonymous, and if we
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  Speaker 5: read it on the show, you get a prize. So
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  Speaker 5: it's worth doing Fellows. We're starting to run low, are we.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, just leting the listeners know we're running low.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we need to be a bit more specific. I
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  Speaker 4: think the fact that it's so general it's probably what
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  Speaker 4: it's putting people off. How about we if you need
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  Speaker 4: any help with your sex life, why don't we just
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  Speaker 4: start with it? Well, I just say whatever you want,
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  Speaker 4: because yeah, then people don't But if we say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: if you've got specific.
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  Speaker 5: Issues like direct function, direct.
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  Speaker 4: Dysfunction, just as an example, Sure, then what for example, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they're gonna email.
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  Speaker 2: And then ejaculation for example.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, but quick, quick to the party at
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  Speaker 4: leaking nipples. Yes, I used to have that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I could squeeze my left nipple keys and absolute all
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  Speaker 4: sorts would come out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's disgusting. What do you mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like weird circumcisions. Yes, let's just make this all about filth.
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  Speaker 2: As you say filth, it's just a human body can
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  Speaker 2: and when you call.
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  Speaker 4: It filth, you actually your tuch shame to these problems.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Mogi. I was just about to say that, but.
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  Speaker 5: All sorts coming out of your left nipple is disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Well now I feel like I'd never mentioned it.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, Hey guys, really good questions come in from anonymous
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  Speaker 5: get a fella, long time listener, first time call it
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  Speaker 5: a bit of a relationship dilemma and need some advice.
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  Speaker 5: I'm currently coming to the end of my stint here
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  Speaker 5: in London and have met a lovely girl here who
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  Speaker 5: is keen to move home together with me back to
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  Speaker 5: New Zealand. I've recently been off at a job in Barcelona, however,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm bloody keen to tuck into it. Basically, my
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  Speaker 5: question is how should I tell her that I'm leaving
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  Speaker 5: her for a life of savass and beach busies? And
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  Speaker 5: do I do it over text or email? Chairs can
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  Speaker 5: I say?
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  Speaker 4: The beauty of a romance when you're living in a
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  Speaker 4: country that's not your own is mystery? Mystery? So I
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  Speaker 4: think rather than a text, rather than an email, rather
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  Speaker 4: than a meeting in person, I think he just vanishes
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  Speaker 4: it way, yes, very good. Never knows what's happened to him.
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  Speaker 4: Has he moved back to New Zealand, has he moved
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  Speaker 4: to Barcelona? Has he been murdered and thrown in the Thames?
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  Speaker 4: She'll never know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's good, that is for who?
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  Speaker 2: But everyone what him.
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  Speaker 5: Being murdered and thrown in the teams? How's that saying
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  Speaker 5: he hasn't been though?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, but he without saying a word.
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  Speaker 5: My initial instinct is that that's coward. You know you're
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  Speaker 5: going to say it to her. Look, you were young,
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  Speaker 5: I've been off with a John Buslan. I want to go.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying that he should say to her, I'm
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  Speaker 3: moving to Bathlana.
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  Speaker 2: This is why she's on the beach.
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  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't need to say that last part. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just moving to Barcelona. I'm too young. I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to go back to New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: How many people in her life are going to tell
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  Speaker 4: her that they don't want to be with her anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Thirty fifty one or two?
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  Speaker 4: But how many are going to disappear and could have
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  Speaker 4: been chopped up and thrown into the teams where he
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  Speaker 4: lives in London. Yeah, yeah, so the teams, there's no
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  Speaker 4: other rivers.
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  Speaker 2: Makes sense?
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  Speaker 5: So okay, so we're all voting for and its obviously
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  Speaker 5: it's a majority rule.
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  Speaker 4: We're all voting what would be Europe.
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  Speaker 5: As I said, I tell her I want to go
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  Speaker 5: to Barcelona. I've got my life left to hit of me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still young.
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  Speaker 3: So you would say to her, I'm going to move
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  Speaker 3: to Barcelona for the buzzies on the beach.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't say that second part because to be honest,
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  Speaker 5: I think he's looking at Barcelona with roasts.
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  Speaker 4: And he wouldn't say moving to Barcelona for busies. But
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  Speaker 4: don't mention the beach.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'd mentioned the beach. But let's be honest, this
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  Speaker 5: guy who's too much of a sea word champion to
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  Speaker 5: even tell her that he wants to go, he's not
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  Speaker 5: going to be able to walk up to some busies
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  Speaker 5: on the beach and say get a mate, how like
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  Speaker 5: you know, what's it?
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  Speaker 4: Come on?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean you don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You say ola, c, you can't say good eight. They
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  Speaker 4: don't know what you're talking about. Those buzzies are being
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  Speaker 4: completely confused.
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  Speaker 5: So you're just talking straight to the busies at this point,
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  Speaker 5: are you. Well that's my advice, but we'll go with yours.
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  Speaker 5: Just disappear good stuff, fellas, don't forget. We need more questions,
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  Speaker 5: so we get in touch me paddying up sixty nine
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  Speaker 5: gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold radio Head.
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  Speaker 3: They're on the radio Hold ARKI Big Show this Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: The time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: Feelers. I was having an interesting discussion with my wife
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  Speaker 5: yesterday which was like, if you could, because we consume
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  Speaker 5: and listen to a lot of podcasts and radio shows
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  Speaker 5: and stuff. Yeah, and obviously I work in that space,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, if you could build a dream
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  Speaker 5: sort of radio show or podcast out of anyone in
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  Speaker 5: the world, who would it be? Who would you use
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  Speaker 5: to make up that show? It was quite an interesting discussion.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever thought about this at all or
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  Speaker 5: just me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I've certainly it's funny should bring this up up.
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  Speaker 3: Actually keasy because the other day when we did Dane Lou,
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  Speaker 3: I thought Suzanne Paul and I just.
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  Speaker 5: Had oh yeah, totally just said, I don't know, chemistry.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you'd call it.
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: So it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was fizzing, and that's a greater fear to have. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 4: But what about a podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just because you know, we were, as you
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  Speaker 3: probably noticed, we were chatting off off here. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't just a normal you know the electricity you
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  Speaker 3: saw on here, It was more actually off here.
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  Speaker 2: Then I thought, yeah, geez.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Susanne and I could do a good party,
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, or a radio show.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because it's interesting because after having Suzanne I was
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  Speaker 5: thinking the same thing. She's great, yes, you know, and
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  Speaker 5: so I was like, I don't think she was as
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  Speaker 5: into you as she was me. But yeah, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 5: so sweet with that. But I was like a good
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  Speaker 5: a good podcast with because I'd like to think, if
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  Speaker 5: there's a really good podcast, dream podcast, i'd be part
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, well, if it's a dream podcast and you're thinking
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  Speaker 4: of it, then you should be in it because it's
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  Speaker 4: your dream exactly. You know, I don't think worldwide people
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  Speaker 4: would put you in it, but for you yourself, you
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  Speaker 4: will put you in it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: True. I mean for me, I'm radio through and through.
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  Speaker 4: Podcast seen to me as a flesh in the pan.
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  Speaker 4: It's not going to last very long radio till the
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  Speaker 4: day I die. But if I had to. You know
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  Speaker 4: that Joe Rogan, I.
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  Speaker 5: Thought, you just put him on your podcast with you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd probably get him drinks and so I mean,
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  Speaker 4: if I'm doing it to make money, then i'd probably
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  Speaker 4: get that guy and the other guy who's the other
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  Speaker 4: guy Diary of a CEO. Get those guys talking to
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  Speaker 4: each other.
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  Speaker 5: I'll make one podcasting the dam No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be there, Like I'll give them ideas and that,
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  Speaker 4: like that caretaker idea we heard earlier on like a
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  Speaker 4: movie about caretakers. That'd be into that.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, that's you're giving them an idea.
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  Speaker 4: So don't talk about a movie for a movie about
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  Speaker 4: caretakers and New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Like you, Maggie, I'm radio through and through too. You
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  Speaker 2: are so for many, many, many mini years.
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  Speaker 3: I had a dream in terms because I always wanted
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  Speaker 3: to do drive, you know, and I had one person
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  Speaker 3: in mind all that time who I thought it would
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  Speaker 3: be a dream come true.
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  Speaker 2: Hillary Hillary, No, No, what's her name?
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  Speaker 4: The red Meggie Barry, Maggie Barry one, the Red one, Maggie.
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  Speaker 5: Barry, Meggie Barry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, she's a backbone.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, I'd love to do a show with like a
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  Speaker 5: Meggie Berry or a Hillary Berry or a Susan Paul. Obviously,
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  Speaker 5: I'd sort of be the guy running the desk and
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  Speaker 5: there and be part of it. Moggie, I reckon you'd
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  Speaker 5: be a good off sider. Yeah. I think you'd just
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  Speaker 5: be there sort of, you know, coming in and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, I'll sort of come in sort of like
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  Speaker 4: with the things at the India. What do you call those?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, Oh yeah, Jace, Well I probably have
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  Speaker 5: Susan Paul and the Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Roll Yeah, because yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was just one idea, obviously, Jace. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 5: so many. There's so many but for you though, because
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  Speaker 5: it's your dream for me personally.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just be.
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  Speaker 5: Me me Mogie, Susan Paul.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, me have We've been having a chat to
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  Speaker 4: Susanne and haven't we keasy? And it sounds like she's
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  Speaker 4: pretty keen. She's keen, So fingers cross jays, cross your
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  Speaker 4: fingers for us man, right okay, and oh that Pugs
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  Speaker 4: is obviously going to be He'll we.
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  Speaker 5: Can't do that, Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was talking to him about Maggie and he
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  Speaker 3: was getting in contact with her.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, he.
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  Speaker 4: Was just saying he wasn't all right, He's interested Maggie, isn't.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, He's gonna be those boots and he's like yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And she was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I was just outside having a vight before and
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  Speaker 3: a dude walked past and went, nice boots, Why Jay?
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  Speaker 4: See so cool?
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  Speaker 5: So we're just lying now like constantly on our show.
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  Speaker 1: See The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Kyzy tune in week days and four on radio hold I.
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  Speaker 3: You Wreck on Tursdare on The Big Show Breakfast. But
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  Speaker 3: right now it's time for.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, we've got to ask people to text in first.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, could you text in what you're having for breakfast? Please?
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  Speaker 4: So well we're asking, I think, and now I I
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  Speaker 4: was I wasn't really listening either, Jose. To be honest with.
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  Speaker 5: You, guys, what are you doing here? Man?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you if we had a sting for that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh so it's my okay, sorry my bed. Hey everyone listening?
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  Speaker 5: Sixt Us three four eight three? What are you having
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  Speaker 5: for breakfast this very early Thursday morning, which feels way
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  Speaker 5: too early to be getting crucified for something you didn't
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  Speaker 5: really do? Three four eight three? What are you having
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  Speaker 5: for breakfast?
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  Speaker 4: And you've better make it quick because Jason's waiting.
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  Speaker 5: Because Jason is about to freak out.
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  Speaker 4: That he thinks you can set it out loud three.
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  Speaker 5: Four three are also every single text goes in the
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  Speaker 5: draw for a prize, including backbone T shirt, a few
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  Speaker 5: good things floating around, but include your name and what
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  Speaker 5: do you do for a crust? As well?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Because yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys had bricky today? I tell you what
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  Speaker 2: I've banana.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've changed my system a little bit from Usada.
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  Speaker 4: I've learned a little bit. So yeah, I've made myself
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  Speaker 4: a coffee today before I left the house and Peter Bread,
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  Speaker 4: Peter Bread with a bit of peanut butter on it
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  Speaker 4: feels you today. And then we asked our boss if
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  Speaker 4: we could get us a cheese gone. He didn't answer
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  Speaker 4: us and he did it bite no wow fuman'.
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  Speaker 5: So Jay absolutely filth in the next break yes, can
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  Speaker 5: we start with now it's time for and then I'll
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  Speaker 5: play that.
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  Speaker 2: So there is a sting you're used.
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  Speaker 5: There's a sting once we've got the text.
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Chemical Brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week dayd four on Radio Hodekey.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Tom Petty there on the Big Show Breakfast
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 5: The time is exactly six thirty seven, Fellas. There is
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  Speaker 5: an export ultra dump that the Bricky show Boys usually do. However,
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  Speaker 5: this time it will include a stack of Dad's pies
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  Speaker 5: for your workplace because good beer and pie July. It's
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  Speaker 5: normally on a Friday. Today it's going to be Thursday
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  Speaker 5: because tomorrow's of course, so to be into when a
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  Speaker 5: giant export ultra dump and a whole heap of dad's
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  Speaker 5: pies text followed pipe followed follow followed by your workplace
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  Speaker 5: name and address to three four eight three.
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  Speaker 2: How good man?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, let's get back to some bricky chat Reagon guys.
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  Speaker 5: Text here from Steve. What's on the breakfast with me? Kid?
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  Speaker 4: Me?
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  Speaker 5: So many delicious breakfasts coming through Fellers. I'm salivating, are
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  Speaker 5: you nah? Just just put some mail on it, just
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  Speaker 5: to sell it. Good there, Fellers. Noah here?
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  Speaker 4: Why no was Zak?
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  Speaker 5: Noah?
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  Speaker 3: That?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Nice?
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  Speaker 5: Good guys. Noah Zark here the drain layer.
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  Speaker 4: He's been laying someome pipe Jason, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: A blue bee and some chicken nuggets for breakfast, cheers.
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  Speaker 5: What is it with the blue v serious? Why when
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  Speaker 5: it came out? I got addicted to it for a sure,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm not I don't have an addictive personality. I
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  Speaker 5: loved them. What is it?
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  Speaker 4: A boys and briss? I think? What are we dealing with?
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  Speaker 5: Just blue a wild tropically flavored right. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 5: but I just.
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  Speaker 4: I can't deal with any of those drinks when they
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  Speaker 4: start going off. Pizza, I like it, just like I
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  Speaker 4: like a I like the red Bull, I like just
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  Speaker 4: a normal vall.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's start and even a coke. They're doing
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  Speaker 4: vanilla cokes and cherry cokes and all of that garbage.
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  Speaker 4: Get rid of it.
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  Speaker 5: Lights off, missionary for og, just plowing away.
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  Speaker 2: What a v.
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  Speaker 5: It's good. A fella's Karen.
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  Speaker 4: Here, read mechanty. It's Karen Reid.
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  Speaker 5: They sticks are good, our guys, Karen from christ Church.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a policeman.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 5: Did you get last night's left over pizza?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it shocking bursts fair enough. I love lift pizza.
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  Speaker 5: Do you mic a wave it?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you have a cold air fry it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have to clean out your steamer first?
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  Speaker 2: By do a steamer?
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  Speaker 3: And if I mate, you know left over?
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  Speaker 5: We have talked about steamers so much already.
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to the pizza, it depends actually where
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  Speaker 4: the pizza comes from. Yes, I find some of your
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  Speaker 4: fancy ones that needs to go in the microwave. It's
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  Speaker 4: not as good cold some of you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. So like if I get like a sous or something, yes,
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  Speaker 5: that'll be I didn't cook that. Yeah. Boy, If it's
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  Speaker 5: like a hell's old microwave, nuke it pizza hut.
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  Speaker 2: They do the mic microwave for pizza.
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  Speaker 4: Ever sometimes okay, just a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: Ere friar Ovan. Never let me repeat never. The microwave is.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's on top of the fridge and you can't reach.
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