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  No, you're not going to mute me. You crippled bitch.
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  I'm so mad. Now, broadcasting the next-gen
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  bringing you the latest in politics current events and pop
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  culture? This is he's the Whitfield
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  Report with Sam with feeling. Holy shit.
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  There's like an echo. Is there an app?
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  I think we're good. Anyway, there you bitch.
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  You fucking bitch. I cannot believe you Sammy.
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  It may not sound like we're starting in fucking hot but no,
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  we are starting in hot. We were mid-conversation when
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  that live there? No ladies and gent.
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  No ladies and gentlemen. Sammy and I started the show.
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  I thought I thought I was joining the show like after he'd
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  been talking for a few minutes to the audience, like a minute
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  or two like I do. Do it.
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  Yeah, they're still affects someone's echoing.
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  I have no idea. I don't hear a faint Echo, but
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  Oh, hmm. Okay, I think it's fixed now
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  then. Why have we had enough dead air,
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  and fix you? I mean, I'm trying to, I'm
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  trying to talk that I've been trying to talk the whole time.
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  Oh, okay, try now shit. Yeah, check.
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  Hello. Okay, get me at like, no, you're
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  good. Just go.
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  The Stars and Stripes Friday night deep in the Heart of
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  Texas. I mean, I don't know what,
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  what's going on? What are you doing?
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  You were telling the audience, how you were already ran into
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  the show hot? You are, you were waiting for
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  him to talk and then you thought you were joining on?
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  Oh no, I mean, I talked for, we talked for 20 minutes then I
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  thought we were talking, I thought we were doing a show.
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  I'm very mad at him for not being Like we're not live yet
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  because I was doing like that come in and tell you because you
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  had said for the audience and I was like is there an audience?
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  Oh I figured out what it was. I had the fucking live stream
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  playing on oh my God damn it. I knew I could one Weiss Weiss
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  in fucking five minutes. This motherfucker has drove his
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  goddamn neck. Mind.
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  Anyway, good evening everybody. Hello with your report, thank
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  you for thank you for joining us.
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  Thank you. But I'm happy or healthy.
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  I'm surviving, I'm surviving, I had the flu last weekend, it hit
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  me. I was up Friday night.
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  Till five am making a cyberpunk 2020, tabletop character using
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  the Pacific Rim, extended handbook, didn't finish him and
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  then I went to bed. I woke up at 12 and everything
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  wanted to die. So I was like, I'm going to keep
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  sleeping and then I started to sweat and then have chills and
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  nothing changed in the room and I'm like, oh dear yeah so I
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  hugged my Pipkin Pitbull body pillow and sweated it out like a
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  motherfucker, everything I could and then continued to be sick
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  all into last Thursday. Our this one Thursday and I'm
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  just now kind of finally standing on my own two legs.
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  Well, you should have bought some pick pick and put the
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  coffee $30. I'm assuming Assuming it's
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  because of my relation to you degenerate, but Pippa has ended
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  up in my YouTube feed and like some shorts and shit and just
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  the titles have been interesting and she is pretty, she's pretty
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  funny. I do I guess I get it I don't
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  know that I could watch an entire fucking stream but she's
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  neurotic and she's neurotic and insane and you know whatever
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  algorithm and well well at least she doesn't Coffee club, like
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  Geeks and Gamers to buy that shit.
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  Yeah, I'll be honest the I just I don't really care.
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  I like it. I mean, I'm I mindlessly watch
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  so much shit on YouTube that I think the own.
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  Yeah, the own. It's very good for the brain.
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  What's mind? That this girl is very good for
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  you, but her enthusiastic little Pipi Pipi things that guess that
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  is your trademark. She doesn't do those time.
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  One of the first times I watched a video of like, oh, that's Cute
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  and then she talked about like shooting up a Walmart or
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  something like yeah. Okay, yeah.
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  All right. I can see this.
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  She's still she's still kind of schizo, but she's since she's
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  the front-runner of her company, like she's the most popular, by
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  far her, she's playing the game, a little more, just because of
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  the nature of it, and she wants her again.
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  She can't blame her for that. She's not She's still corpo,
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  don't ever forget that. Remember what she said early on
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  about parasocial relationships, kids don't do them and then say,
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  well, you know, it's kind of something, you're the one that's
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  got a fucking pillow that you squeeze you squeezed, when you
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  were fucking sick, bitch. So don't talk about talking
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  about. I don't give a fuck, it's your
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  the fan, you're the one, you're the big fan.
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  I am just trying to relate as he played Coco's you and you are
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  Our, you're doing your, you're putting in the work and I
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  appreciate. That's right.
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  Well, if I am alive, I am alive this week.
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  Well, she well for, so she's a v tuber, but for all we know, she
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  could just be the V tube version of a Moran or whatever.
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  Going on, hold on. I know she by her own admission.
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  She said she's trailer park trash.
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  So she's on. She's legit autistic-like.
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  Yeah. Oh yeah Nonono.
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  Otherwise she wouldn't be a video from Ethan Ralph neck of
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  the woods area. There's a Slim Trim and
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  considering how much of a social outcast.
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  She was during high school. She we got a.
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  No, she's not. And it just wouldn't look to be
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  looked and I mean, which is so weird like it's such a weird
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  spin on society like Because if she, I think I've said this
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  before and I know what told this to Monday night but Monday
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  Matt's original platform was he just read news articles and he
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  had a little bit? Yeah we talked about him.
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  Yeah. Because that was when a real
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  face was put to a voice and George Raft.
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  Turn fair enough fair enough. But Jim even because it was more
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  of a person than a just a, an icon.
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  Well, I guess my point is sorry it was that no no.
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  Just before I forget was that like I enjoyed or I uh I
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  consumed mundane Matt's early content in those days like
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  Passively about gaming news and whatever.
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  And then, of course, you know, the accursed gamergate.
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  And then, of course, he gained traction.
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  And then he started doing videos with the space and I'm like, oh
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  God Dan. This is bad.
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  This is a fat neckbeard at retard.
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  Yeah, I mean I like Monday Matt. He's a faggot but so we're a
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  lot. My friends in real life, you
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  know, so I can forgive people for her being nerds and faggots.
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  And then he cried on camera over the silver play button, right?
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  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  The fake cried. It's a car was not oh, that's
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  where that story goes. What?
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  That was way Beyond? Look.
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  Yeah, that was way Beyond. I, when I quit watching that
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  Buccaneers played but yeah, so never cry on camera.
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  But again, the overall the overall point of trying to make
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  again about you know your crush Pippa the autistic Queen.
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  Of the, what is it face? Connect?
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  Yes, very good job. But like, yes, like it's
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  entirely. It's a whole new thing.
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  You couldn't, if you, if she, she could do this Pippa
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  character the entire way through middle and high school.
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  And she would be fucking weird. She would have some friends,
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  probably, but she wouldn't be making money.
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  Certainly and become like a cultural.
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  Thing. That's fucking weird.
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  It's cool. I'm very happy for it but it's
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  the ripple effect that it creates you know, the parasocial
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  shit which everyone's aware of at this point on because I don't
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  think there's a v tubers. Yeah I don't even know that it's
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  the rise of e to a man like just internet Personalities in
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  general, people get connected. You know the people of the the
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  vloggers and shit that have been doing it forever.
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  They get they become connected. David and they feel a personal
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  relationship. I don't know of any examples off
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  the top of my head of people doing crazy shit.
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  But certainly there's people that have ruined their lives at
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  the expense of pursuing something that someone else was
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  doing trying to, you know, cozy up or whatever.
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  I will, I will tell you this quick story, there was a there
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  was a guy back in like 2014 who was subbed to me.
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  I've to my show back on BlogTalkRadio and for whatever
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  reason. Well this guy would like this
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  guy will basically send me like PayPal donations and then like
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  for whatever reason he emailed me out of the blue and like
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  wanted to like move in with me because it turned out that like
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  he had like gotten foreclosed on his house and like we he thought
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  that like we had some sort of like, Actual friendship going on
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  and like, you know, I had the Tom like, you know, like, you
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  know, no you know I'm sorry that this happened but dude, you're
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  not, you're not moving here and I'm not I'm you know, I'm not
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  telling you where I'm at so you know, dude and look and have
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  them the more I think about it like this shit goes back as far
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  as popular culture reaches. Like we've got Not the dude that
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  the shot Reagan at the yest of Joe.
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  Johnston. Did he come?
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  Yeah. That no one told him that she
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  would. They, I mean, the whole quote,
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  Parasocial relationship thing has.
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  I think that's been around for a long time.
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  Celebrity worship has been around for as long.
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  And so it has been a job. Any celebrity Murder By The
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  Death of a fan? A Super Fan.
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  Yeah, absolutely. Oh yeah, just didn't know just
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  in general. No.
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  Yeah, ya know, right? It was, that's the good point.
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  It wasn't on such a massive scale, it was very nuanced and
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  there's tons of local stories smaller newspapers and shit for
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  Decades, I would bet money on it.
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  People doing crazy fucking shit at the be.
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  Happy at their, at the thought of achieving some goal with the
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  person they saw. In the newspaper or on the TV or
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  play people. Probably should have been in
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  some sort of institution, receiving help.
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  That's also the other thing. Yeah, a lot of those things slip
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  through cracks and yeah, okay. Now like let's expand that to
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  curtain to modern-day most of us should be in some sort of
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  psychiatric care is basically well, thank God.
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  Not at their we need asylums back.
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  Like 100%. I do my gosh.
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  I was I was literally thinking about that today.
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  If there was an asylum I would have checked into one time.
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  Oh yeah absolutely really yeah I would have voluntarily admitted
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  myself at least a year ago if not to.
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  Oh yeah. Yeah yeah you know that's they
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  don't want that. They want me to kill myself.
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  They want us to kill ourselves or you know or because it won't
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  work. Well, not well they well they
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  don't even want you to kill yourself.
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  They just want you to take endless prescription drugs, that
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  will kill you eventually, which is, I mean, look and I didn't
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  answer, they have more workers again.
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  Hi, welcome to the same with view report where we're going to
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  burn corpo shit tonight. We're gonna we're gonna talk
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  about killing ourselves. Directly down through the years
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  before being Corp. Oh shit, wake up Samurai.
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  We've got a city. This is the best choice, well,
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  more of because I'm mostly, because I'm on it.
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  No, I would agree. So well I'm just going to wrap
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  up by saying, I used to watch a trio of lets Players called
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  super best friends play. And for a while, they never
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  showed their faces for the sake of the gag, and they had a
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  cartoons versions made of them and people loved it and people
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  fought against it. And I'm showing the real faces
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  until that became streaming blew up and all that shit.
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  Now people are they are how they are but they were onto some
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  Proto shit by doing animations of their, let's plays Had no
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  face to it and then people doing animation fan animations of
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  Let's Plays began like that and now we're just kind of seeing
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  more that because the technology so cheap to do V2 breaking and
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  all that shit. Even in 3D space.
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  I actually have a good sir, no go ahead.
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  I'm just saying work, we're at a full circle, kind of thing, hmm.
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  Well, there is a there's still some Puritans left one of my,
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  one of my favorite actually perhaps the only.
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  Yeah, in fact, the only gaming channel that I watch every
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  upload of is currently called neebs gaming.
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  They've been around since they used to do their original
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  content was original shitty. Animated YouTube videos back in
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  like the early Creed 2010 Tour, 2010 ich era and they've got
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  dozens of episodes of that. And then they started making
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  Battlefield and Friends. During the Battlefield 3, when
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  the Battlefield 3 game came out in 2011, right?
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  They started making animated things of like what happens in
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  the game and it was spot the fuck on his really good.
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  Yeah. And they did that for years
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  Machinima blah blah blah blah blah, but they still the same
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  group of fucking like five or six, dudes.
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  They just play different games and it's unscripted the It's
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  it's been fun to watch like it's the only they play games that I
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  won't play because they I mean as I mentioned when I thought we
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  were the fuck on are my laptop is 13 years old and either it's
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  dead or my charger's dead. So I'm if I sound weird.
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  It's that's maybe I said that. I don't even you do not say that
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  since we've been live. Okay.
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  Yeah. So if I sound weird because I'm
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  talking to the fucking ear bud, that's right.
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  That's what I was saying. Seems like oh yeah.
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  Well loads. Let's go live.
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  Then we're not actually you fucking script.
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  I'm so mad at you. Well I'm just gonna well we're
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  well past. Look, I work.
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  I work past 9:00. Every time I work past 9:00 You
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  start at 9:00 motherfucker, this time you waited till a cube
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  whose yeah. So I this is what's going to
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  happen. I'm leaving the ball in the
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  ball. It I will walk.
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  I'm happy to walk. Maybe the be mild and it's
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  uphill both ways. I'm happy to do it.
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  I'm dragging your ass. You think?
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  I can't fucking break your legs. I've been playing cyberpunk all
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  fucking week and shit man. I just watched some some of the
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  most hard to watch the enemy. Let's see, fights.
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  Hold on the most heartbreaking UFC fights of my life.
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  Not really. But, well, my, my legs are
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  already broken. So tough shit.
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  Tryna just kidding, folks. Yeah, I fix carefully
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  holding them by holding them by as well.
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  Oh yeah. No.
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  Look that sounds funny. That sounds like good content.
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  Okay, sure. Yeah.
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  Yeah, throwing over, throw me over your shoulder.
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  Yeah, that would be, that would be hilarious, actually.
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  So yeah, man, just can, like, literally something wanderson
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  we're doing, like a whole didn't like bouncing you up and down
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  like a Jewish thing, you know, like, I don't know the thing,
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  but if you do the music, people know what you're talking about.
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  Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, God bless the juice.
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  Somebody needs to do for fun. So why not God.
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  Apparently. Anyway boy, oh boy.
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  Let's swerve off of the juice and back almost like Kanye guys.
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  Oh God, I think I put legit. I think he's going to get
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  murdered. I think somebody I it'll either
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  be some thing really fucked up. It'll be some.
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  Well I don't even he keeps calling for It and the way these
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  kids are these days, I don't he's not only he's not gonna get
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  murdered, he's going to get dreidel.
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  No you're not. What do you mean?
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  He's going to get a suicide, John Mack and they'll say it I
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  don't know, I don't even know. I don't think so.
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  Like suicided seems like if they got, it seems so easy to hire
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  some fucking gang bangers in some Town, some City somewhere
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  that he's oh, that's the point. It's not meant to take him out.
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  It's meant to send a message. It's just like Epstein that shit
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  wasn't done to make it look like he actually killed himself.
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  It was done to say, Try Us. Yeah.
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  Try again, right. I mean disprove this try to
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  fucking say any shit against it. Yeah it looks shotty.
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  That's the point. Kane did say, it's not the
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  silence. It's a message.
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  Yeah he did say in that was it drink Champs.
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  I think that interview the drink Champs interview that he did.
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  He's like, he literally like come and kill me.
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  Come, fuck it. Like y'all niggas come kill me.
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  I'm here. Here y'all, you know he's like
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  and he's like, I can't remember. Yeah, he said the N word a lot
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  and he and he inferred, he inferred that the youth are
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  going to be responding to what he's doing and saying right now.
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  I mean, even if you kill him. Yeah, that's a fact.
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  That is a fact like that. There's no denying that that
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  dude is the richest blessing that's ever lived.
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  There's no way. It's really dude it's it's so
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  real. I don't like I've never I don't
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  think I've ever enjoyed a Kanye West song but I also don't think
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  I've ever intentionally listen to one I probably have heard
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  limited. There's some good ones I
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  probably have heard one and enjoyed it but I just didn't
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  know it. I just don't listen to that much
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  rap or hip-hop or whatever. I'm not that.
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  Yeah. Not that culturally relevant.
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  It's okay to be white, it's fine.
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  I listen, I listen to death metal.
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  He had a crazy period. I'm sure I'm sure a lot of it
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  is, I just, you know, again it's I I literally have never even
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  listened to it. So don't even know if I like it
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  or not. That's the thing.
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  It's I've never taken the. Yeah.
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  No. I mean, I but is cultural impact
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  is is beyond obvious to me and has been for decades, you know?
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  And I kind of like it and I like it.
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  Now a lot of my friends were when we were growing up so I
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  mean I'm just saying I did I wasn't always into fucking
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  metal. I can relate from the other side
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  but not into fucking metal. Got into fucking Motorhead then
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  I realized, hey there's someone had stuff to do.
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  It's all pretty good. It's going like, Kanye West,
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  it's kind of like that. There's some stuff that's like,
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  okay, I can kind of see why that was in that career.
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  But there is good stuff, but you have to be, you have to enjoy
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  the genre. And like, I don't want to say
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  that, like somebody who's not in the middle can enjoy Motorhead
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  or somebody who's not, hip-hop can enjoy Kanye.
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  But it helps if you do well, you see, the thing is, the thing is,
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  man, is I like the First music I fell in love with was literally
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  biggie. And Tupac in the early nineties.
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  Okay? Okay.
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  They were my, they were my shit. I literally cried when they both
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  died and that's when a girl is literally a.
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  That was my first real movement into music.
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  As also, it was literally just the fact that he was popular, I
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  don't know that. No, no, I mean that you have the
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  inversion there. Like you just didn't care about
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  Kanye. Yeah, no no.
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  I just need like no no, no. I think what I mean is that I
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  started at hip-hop and in the early 90s and then my particular
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  taste evolved from the early 90s hip-hop and I ended up being
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  where I am where I do, I'll fucking there's a lot of rap and
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  hip-hop that I do that, I love dearly.
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  There's a lot of Tech 9, especially an Eminem and I don't
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  really know anything else. Wait.
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  And as I like en esta lat who's relatively new, but also white.
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  But ya know, regardless my point is that I just I don't I didn't
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  like when Kanye we Rose. I was I was in a different John.
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  Yeah, exactly. Like Kanye, Kanye got like so
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  over talk. Like when I was in high school
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  and shit, I was like I'm going to avoid this because especially
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  once he got with this Vision, once he got with the Kardashians
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  because, like, you know, yeah, yeah.
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  I yeah, I know that. I know that Kim Kardashian is
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  supposedly. Successful and an entrepreneur
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  and good for her. But she's also well.
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  Yeah. And she's yeah.
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  And that, and she's still failures up in the day for a sex
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  tape, which somehow Dogma, which snobs and reality show, which
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  spawned a lot of this garbage that we have now learned to
• 28:42
  remember, I'm starting to remember rat motivations down
• 28:44
  with thug, motivation, popped up in my head Yeah, sorry, I
• 28:55
  remember early days. When like Rap Battles of History
• 29:00
  was a oh yeah. Oh yeah, so now that's when
• 29:06
  YouTube was actually creative. But now you can't do that shit
• 29:10
  because you know, copyright infringement or something or
• 29:16
  other. So, somebody will be mad.
• 29:22
  Yep. YouTube has become as Corporal
• 29:25
  isn't one Speaking of corporate of corporals, though.
• 29:29
  Akwa, you sent me the you sent us the okay.
• 29:36
  Let's dig into this, man. I won't even say it.
• 29:52
  Cyberpunk and the in America first or something like that.
• 29:57
  And I was thinking, did Nick. The dick fund has like him
• 30:02
  himself on a chip in your head. Are you seeing?
• 30:06
  Are you hallucinating cowboy state?
• 30:10
  Now, listen, wait. Now listen, folks, this is where
• 30:17
  Sam is. He took the stream.
• 30:19
  Seriously would have a screenshot of this, this mess.
• 30:22
  Maj just a quick clip you could pull up on screen be like what
• 30:26
  the fuck did you mean by this? Instead of being like you said
• 30:29
  something like a or whatever you know, right?
• 30:33
  So damn message was, was I sorry, this is just 5.
• 30:40
  Well let's just be a little professional.
• 30:42
  Some message saying, I nearly died over the weekend, I was
• 30:45
  trashed and bedridden most of Sunday and today, on the upside,
• 30:49
  I have some fun plans stuff planned for next show.
• 30:52
  Something that we really ties together cyberpunk, 2020 2077
• 30:57
  transgenderism and believe it or not, America.
• 31:00
  First, that is correct. I do have something interesting
• 31:04
  for us to chew and Mullen for this week, that connects all of
• 31:07
  those things together. So fascinated by as I had once
• 31:19
  read will call say. So let's let's restart on.
• 31:23
  What I've been doing lately being sick, I have done two
• 31:26
  things and that is continue on with my playthrough of cyberpunk
• 31:33
  2077. The second playthrough in which
• 31:36
  I'm having a fucking ball. I think 80 hours and to that On
• 31:42
  and Sam. I'm going to send you something
• 31:44
  real quick so you can throw this up on are your I've been going
• 31:50
  through it and as such I also re-watch the anime and I have
• 31:54
  been getting back into the the tabletop 2020.
• 32:00
  So are they interesting? Are there cat Boys?
• 32:02
  In cyberpunk? Sorry to cut you off?
• 32:04
  Yes. There actually are.
• 32:06
  There are canonically furries. Yeah, world of cyberpunk because
• 32:10
  you Can in the dark future of 2020.
• 32:13
  You can basically replace any part of yourself with anything
• 32:17
  you could become. Yeah.
• 32:20
  Well, depending on the kind of person, you are, it plays out
• 32:23
  differently. So you have people who do at in
• 32:27
  the dark dystopian future plastic surgery is extremely
• 32:31
  simple and it can be done at your mole.
• 32:34
  And so there are poser gangs in night City in 2020 poser, gangs
• 32:39
  are a weird Folks they can be their thematic, right?
• 32:43
  So let's say you have one group that they love being clowns,
• 32:46
  right? Or another that are furries and
• 32:49
  there are just a gang of furries and that's their whole thing,
• 32:52
  right? Or you could have one who lets a
• 32:56
  are really big fans of Elvis and just like in Fallout you have
• 33:03
  bunch of dudes that literally genetically or not genetically
• 33:05
  but alter their appearance to look like Elvis, they altered
• 33:08
  their sound and they get sound in.
• 33:10
  Plants to sound like Elvis and all this sort of thing so
• 33:15
  they're able to be anything they want.
• 33:17
  Right. So what's interesting is that
• 33:20
  this is a dark future but back when America was one in the
• 33:25
  world of cyberpunk, there was a collapse of America that caused
• 33:29
  Republic, Texas to become its own Republic and basically split
• 33:33
  the country in two to outside of the Republic of Texas.
• 33:37
  So in the nomads rule book, Cyberpunk 2020 is the Source
• 33:44
  book for nomad, see tribals that wander around outside of the
• 33:47
  cities and are very tribal based, right?
• 33:52
  There's a section on the fall of America and that is diversity
• 33:55
  and unity where the following passage from the book says, it
• 33:58
  is now among historical Scholars that in the decades before the
• 34:02
  collapse America suffered from the sickness of racism and
• 34:06
  cultural identity, everybody wanted to be seen as special
• 34:10
  every group. Up had to be equal or
• 34:12
  preferable, preferably better than its neighbors and fought to
• 34:17
  protect its quote special and quote rights.
• 34:20
  If anyone had something to say or had something that somebody
• 34:24
  else wanted they were painted as racist sexist, elitist or worse.
• 34:30
  This diversity of me first attitude, eventually tore, the
• 34:34
  fabric of American culture, apart and caused it to
• 34:37
  self-destruct in a fireball of competing.
• 34:40
  Ologies none of which truly recognize each other's validity.
• 34:44
  Diversity led to in exonerated lead in exoneree blee to enter.
• 34:50
  Key this particular cyberpunk 2020 book was written and
• 34:54
  released in 1993. Yeah, I was, I was just trying
• 34:59
  to ask that one. Would ya?
• 35:01
  Holy shit. This was a side sourcebook for
• 35:04
  cyberpunk 2020 explaining how it became dystopian in 1993.
• 35:08
  So so Mike And Smith is based is what you're saying, Mike?
• 35:14
  Pawn Smith is extremely fucking base.
• 35:17
  Extremely that man is incredibly intelligent everyone.
• 35:20
  He hires at tough torian is very on the up-and-up.
• 35:26
  There's so much more in all those books is just fascinating
• 35:29
  but that's an interesting one because it talks about the
• 35:32
  America that we deal with now in our dystopian year of 2020,
• 35:36
  talking about all these groups. So, What I want to what I want
• 35:41
  to bring up is a particular mod or rather, let's start to a
• 35:47
  character. So in 2077, there is a character
• 35:50
  who they are trans right now. This is the year 2077 we're far
• 36:00
  past. 2020 of the, you know, you can do anything and it's Cutting
• 36:04
  Edge now. It's just a normal thing.
• 36:05
  For instance, you can just choose not to To have genitalia
• 36:10
  and there's mods for that. But if you want to chop your
• 36:12
  real penis off and get a mr. Stud 5000, or whatever, you can
• 36:17
  do it there, like $300 and it talks like 150 to get it
• 36:20
  installed, Eddie's or whatever. But yeah, Euro dollars Euro
• 36:25
  dollars or Eddie's Miss Lang. So at this point it's so easy.
• 36:33
  You can do it at the mall. It's really not that big of an
• 36:35
  implant kind of thing, anybody can do it.
• 36:38
  So there's a particular character in cyberpunk 2077
• 36:42
  named Claire and Claire is notable for somebody who went
• 36:47
  gender transition in the year 2077.
• 36:50
  When you could just get swapped out parts, right?
• 36:53
  Say you wanted to have an interchangeable penis and or
• 36:55
  vagina and have it be fun. Yeah, I know done.
• 36:57
  Easy, 100% easy. But this particular character
• 37:03
  chose not to do that. They wanted to go the more
• 37:07
  natural way rather, which is, I suppose funny given the context
• 37:12
  of, you know, I don't want to be a machine, but alter my body's
• 37:15
  chemistry, but that's a conversation for another day.
• 37:19
  So as such Claire has a particular A particular little
• 37:27
  flag on their truck. Sam, if you want to go ahead and
• 37:31
  bring this up real quick, that'd be, that'd be great for the
• 37:35
  viewers. Players particular truck has the
• 37:41
  current modern era. I don't know. 2019 2020.
• 37:49
  Transgender flag via the pink, the white, the blue one, right?
• 37:53
  And it's on the bed of this giant black pickup truck and
• 37:57
  it's in the dash as well. So obviously anybody who knows
• 38:02
  this image knows that it is a image flag that has been created
• 38:08
  in modern times or the modern ideology of having a flag to
• 38:11
  represent anything, right. This was not something that was
• 38:15
  native to cyberpunk. Certainly Even though it kind of
• 38:19
  figured out and read 1993 that, oh yeah, everybody was all these
• 38:22
  special groups and me first and all this that they're your
• 38:25
  biggest and big and all that shit, right?
• 38:30
  Some for some reason that flag makes it over 50 years even
• 38:34
  though that was stuff that tour America part before 2020.
• 38:37
  So I felt, you know what? I see it and it doesn't fit on
• 38:41
  the truck and it doesn't look good.
• 38:44
  I want to remove it. I feel that this is a little too
• 38:46
  modern for this. Dystopian that could be smarter
• 38:49
  about how they get across at this character is trans or
• 38:52
  something, right. Especially when it's something
• 38:54
  that's so easy in the modern future.
• 38:57
  So I went to go look for a modder move and I promise you.
• 39:00
  This is going somewhere. This is all been for a very long
• 39:02
  payoff and I promise the payoff is here.
• 39:08
  So I go looking for a mod on the Nexus and guess what, the mod
• 39:13
  does not exist because the modders Nexus does not let you
• 39:17
  remove plot Pride flags of any kind from any video game and you
• 39:21
  will be banned if you make a mod that removes them you can you
• 39:25
  can change other flags to make them Pride Flags but you can't
• 39:28
  remove Pride Flags. Your own mod on the monitors
• 39:31
  Nexus. That's their against their
• 39:33
  rules. So I'm like shit.
• 39:37
  So I just Google Claire flag, remove mod, and I get sent to a
• 39:43
  modern website. That does not censor you based
• 39:47
  on whatever political opinion, you might have cyberpunk 2077
• 39:51
  mod.com, and in which I found remove or change Claire's flag.
• 39:55
  Now, I'm going to send this last picture.
• 39:59
  Get ready to have this up Sam, because this is where it all
• 40:01
  ties together. This what you all been waiting
• 40:03
  for. Oh boy, can't wait.
• 40:08
  So this is the description mod or remove the immersion breaking
• 40:12
  transgender pride, flag from the Beast car.
• 40:15
  You get after completing the beasts and me Quest have the
• 40:18
  option to either remove the flag completely or and I quote
• 40:23
  replace it with the logo of the popular America first show.
• 40:31
  So oh my God, immersion breaking mod.
• 40:39
  I find somebody that not only removed it, but included the
• 40:42
  alternative of America first. So, a groper made the mod to
• 40:47
  remove the flag, and I have to give credit to a groin for out
• 40:51
  there, somewhere for at least uploading it I guess.
• 40:55
  It's still just as gay though, if that, which is even funnier,
• 41:00
  considering how much he likes that one fucking show.
• 41:04
  Euphoria. Yeah.
• 41:07
  Which I still don't understand what what that shows they've
• 41:11
  been about, but that's neat. Rug users and drama.
• 41:17
  So so like so every CW Show then pretty much basically.
• 41:24
  Yeah, but with more actual tits dick and Showing up.
• 41:30
  Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah.
• 41:34
  So like, they're like, yeah. Okay, got it.
• 41:45
  Yeah, that that that yeah, that's that's all I need to
• 41:49
  know. I saw the trailers for you for
• 41:53
  you and I'm like this looks terrible.
• 41:56
  So yeah. So I think I thought that was
• 42:00
  extremely hilarious. Considering that, I went to go
• 42:03
  look to get this mod room and I would have talked about it
• 42:06
  normally, because I don't care that much.
• 42:08
  It's that whole character has been discussed to death, but the
• 42:11
  fact that when I didn't have the mod to remove, Either like or
• 42:14
  you can change it to the flag of the super popular show, America
• 42:17
  First. And I'm like, is it and is it?
• 42:26
  I mean, the, I mean, the code is cyberpunk 2077 mod was a last
• 42:32
  place. I expected to find.
• 42:33
  Nicholas J Fuentes. Well, are ya?
• 42:38
  I mean, I mean, you, you would not nothing really nothing.
• 42:46
  I was just surprised me and it anymore, dude.
• 42:51
  I don't know how that does not surprise you, because saddest
• 42:54
  that surprises me. Well, I mean, it surprised me a
• 42:58
  little bit but then again, and I'm not making this up.
• 43:02
  There is There's a guy like that works at the local Dunkin Donuts
• 43:09
  that I could go to on occasion who you are.
• 43:13
  Who, you know, I got into talking about podcasts and he
• 43:19
  goes, he goes, yeah, I used I used to watch this.
• 43:24
  I used to watch the show called The Killer stream.
• 43:28
  Oh God. And I was like, really and he's
• 43:31
  like, yeah, but I stopped watching A few years ago.
• 43:35
  And and I'm like, why'd you stop?
• 43:39
  He's like, I don't know, Ralph just became boring.
• 43:44
  I thought this guy was like trolling me through for so I'm
• 43:49
  like, I'm like out of all the places I could have run into
• 43:55
  someone who used to watch the kill stream.
• 44:00
  Freaking Dunkin Donuts of all play.
• 44:05
  Place I suppose if you had that sort of experience and I
• 44:08
  suppose, you know, you're more prone to believe that anything
• 44:11
  is possible. But for me, it is deep of a
• 44:14
  fucking bending Twisters. I've been with this fucking
• 44:17
  series. That was the last crossover I
• 44:20
  expected. Yeah, maybe I won't be so
• 44:24
  surprised. Next time, something like that
• 44:26
  happens. And Maybe.
• 44:31
  But I mean that that is that is kind of funny now that but I'm
• 44:36
  looking at it because I mean I can imagine that you know that
• 44:41
  you got it and maybe like a handful of other people but I
• 44:44
  can imagine a whole bunch of other people like, what the fuck
• 44:47
  is? Well, yeah, because energy just
• 44:50
  it almost like it's used for advertising at that point
• 44:53
  because it's like, well, yeah, that many who, because think
• 44:57
  about how many, like people would have, probably Ben, maybe
• 45:00
  there'd be more crossover than I think but the people that are
• 45:04
  playing cyberpunk the people that care enough to want to
• 45:06
  remove that flag Who like, I don't know.
• 45:11
  Yeah, well, as I've explained before, like I have a friend who
• 45:16
  works in Washington DC. And he, I think I might from the
• 45:24
  store, but in case I admit it a few months ago, he calls me.
• 45:28
  And he's like, he's like so much.
• 45:31
  So my boss, who's a congressman, like keeps He keeps talking at
• 45:36
  this thing called gamergate but like what it what was gamergate
• 45:41
  a so that's why I am I had that show a few months ago where I
• 45:47
  asked you a couple like what gamergate rise it was basically
• 45:53
  like a history lesson for the norm is and even now I a lot of
• 46:00
  people still don't know what gamergate is.
• 46:02
  And I mean now, I mean, it's been over for a long time so now
• 46:08
  there's no really reason to care I guess.
• 46:10
  But like yeah you know, it's like we exist in a very
• 46:17
  Esoteric, you know, thing we're like well, like, mean culture
• 46:24
  weirdly Transit, and Impala into politics somewhat but not
• 46:28
  entirely. Yeah.
• 46:33
  It's like people that people still understand to this day.
• 46:37
  What happened? The frog is.
• 46:42
  He's a frog, that's all he's ever fucking bin, man.
• 46:45
  You never been done morning, frog.
• 46:47
  Yeah, I know people people don't understand understand that
• 46:51
  though. So they don't understand why
• 46:54
  it's so important that he's just a frog.
• 46:57
  Yeah. But yeah, that is that's wild.
• 47:06
  I am, I'm curious which option. So this is our second
• 47:12
  playthrough, right? Yes, which of the seven endings.
• 47:18
  Did you pick the first time? Um, I haven't, I did all of them
• 47:25
  on my first playthrough, but I actually went Through all the
• 47:30
  way to the corpo ending to the arisaka.
• 47:32
  Nothing In which I chose to live, rather than engram.
• 47:45
  Way they well, but doesn't doesn't feed die.
• 47:49
  Like regardless others. Oh yeah.
• 47:52
  No. Yeah.
• 47:53
  They're the only way that that physical body doesn't die.
• 47:57
  Is if, I mean, spoiler alert but it's been over a year and if you
• 48:03
  got in because of edge Runners, you were way too late to the
• 48:05
  party. Hurry the fuck up gonk.
• 48:08
  Um, is if you give it to Johnny, yeah.
• 48:13
  And that's the only way that body doesn't deteriorate that
• 48:16
  Rive. That what I've done, that's what
• 48:20
  I did on my first one. It's a good ending, it's a good
• 48:24
  ending people. People are mad at that because
• 48:28
  they're like, you know, with Pan Am but I'm like no in Cannon.
• 48:34
  And I mean obviously you can choose the adding with the way
• 48:38
  they do the John and egg kind of seems like that stimming that
• 48:42
  they want you to pick, I guess. Yeah, it's it's certainly one of
• 48:52
  the brighter endings, which is, I guess like an off note for it,
• 48:55
  but it also wraps up. The whole thing is, it's just
• 48:58
  another fucking tail in night City, man.
• 49:00
  It's just another fucking tail. Well, and I think it does that
• 49:03
  very well. Well, because one ending is
• 49:05
  completely super open-ended. Well, in the other, the other
• 49:08
  thing, a lot of people don't don't seem to remember or don't
• 49:13
  seem to understand is that is that cyberpunk just like Blade,
• 49:17
  Runner is like is a is basically like a film Noir.
• 49:24
  You're like an alien war in that genre and Noir there are no
• 49:29
  Happy Endings, someone always ends up dying or and and that's
• 49:34
  The whole genre of cyberpunk or at least Mike Pawn Smith,
• 49:37
  cyberpunk, the whole. Yeah, premise of that game is
• 49:40
  you're not out to save the world.
• 49:42
  You can't save the world. The most you can do is save
• 49:45
  yourself. And that is cyberpunk to to a
• 49:50
  tea, especially anywhere in night City.
• 49:53
  If you're playing a cyberpunk character, if you are a
• 49:57
  cyberpunk, if you do this adventure and shit, you're not
• 50:00
  here for a long time. You're going out for a blaze of
• 50:03
  glory or not here to live a slow quiet death.
• 50:05
  You're going there to go and you're going to fucking burn.
• 50:08
  You're going to burn bright before you burn out.
• 50:12
  So it's it's also very Yakuza in the in that regard like you
• 50:16
  know, you're not Live past a certain point.
• 50:19
  So fucking pedal to the max don't look back, just do it.
• 50:24
  And it's for those more cautionary in life.
• 50:27
  It is sort of a cautionary Tale. But to the genre.
• 50:33
  It's 100% like It hits that theming home, really good.
• 50:41
  Yeah, I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is real or
• 50:45
  not because you here you know, people write shit on the
• 50:49
  internet all the time but on the cyberpunk some bread.
• 50:53
  It someone said of the suicide ending that they were actually
• 51:01
  the like I'll this person was contemplating suicide at the
• 51:06
  time. And then they decided not to
• 51:11
  because of all the of all the reactions from like the
• 51:16
  characters. And then they were like, oh
• 51:19
  shit. Well, what if this?
• 51:21
  What if I committed suicide? You know what would my family
• 51:25
  and friends think of, yeah, you know, how, what, how would they
• 51:28
  react? So in a weird way, I guess.
• 51:32
  Stop someone from, I mean, which is still pretty dark Work.
• 51:36
  But you know, I guess maybe that had a positive impact then so I
• 51:45
  mean if it is, you know, it's purely coincidence.
• 51:48
  On that part, I think it is. Yeah, the suicide ending is an
• 51:51
  interesting one for many reasons, but I think the core of
• 51:56
  it is is that it is probably In, in both ways, the least
• 52:05
  cyberpunk way to go out and the most punk, way to go out.
• 52:09
  Yeah. Cuz all Punk thing is just like,
• 52:12
  fuck it. I ain't doing any of this shit,
• 52:14
  but in terms of cyberpunk, it's it's it's quiet, it's snuffed,
• 52:18
  it's not, it's not the edgerunner kind of style, I
• 52:22
  mean, cuz it's all, it's all practically suicide anyway.
• 52:26
  In different forms like the the possibility of living through
• 52:30
  any of those scenarios is Is already slim, you're already
• 52:33
  going to die, it's just sort of the I guess the really put the
• 52:36
  fucking pedal to them. Yeah.
• 52:40
  The moat the most depressing ending in the one that I get.
• 52:43
  Like a lot of the I've seen several videos breaking down the
• 52:48
  ending of is like the is the space station ending.
• 52:53
  And there's there's a theory that like that, there's a theory
• 52:58
  that he never actually like, makes on at the space station
• 53:02
  that he that you're just like in like a continuous that you're an
• 53:06
  end that you're like an anger problem.
• 53:08
  Yeah, but you're on a continuous feedback loop or something like
• 53:12
  that. Well, there is, there's already
• 53:16
  problems with it being cleaned out in the merger, but I think
• 53:19
  it was pretty clear. It's like, no, they didn't.
• 53:21
  I don't think they grabbed them until they grabbed them
• 53:24
  officially, because like, he, if he was, then he wouldn't of been
• 53:31
  able to leave the space station. He'd be locked in his moments,
• 53:34
  really? He's not like you make one just
• 53:38
  as he was Johnny. Wasn't able to make new memories
• 53:41
  until he was slotted. Yeah, I will say that like the
• 53:48
  one flawed that it kind of breaks the realism for form of
• 53:53
  the in cyber of the entire cyberpunk Saga.
• 53:57
  That was like how the hell did we let Japan like back on top
• 54:03
  after World War? Well I mean if it will that's
• 54:07
  its I mean look at reality dude in the 80s.
• 54:11
  They were booming if they didn't if they didn't have the
• 54:15
  reminiscin that they had like they if they still stayed on The
• 54:19
  Cutting Edge of tech and they were able to be on that edge and
• 54:23
  write it for as long as as they could wear.
• 54:26
  Now other countries like China are starting to succeed in that
• 54:29
  level they would have absolutely had the ability to easily
• 54:35
  Overtake it, because in the perfect world where the Japanese
• 54:39
  companies developing, this Tech would have had priority and the
• 54:42
  best tech and to sell it out properly, the amount of
• 54:47
  contracts and money, they could have made for the economy as
• 54:50
  well as political hold, once you have control over those
• 54:53
  Communications I cuz it's not, it's not Han that rules, the
• 54:59
  world, it's Japanese companies. Right was it's-it's-it's
• 55:06
  arisaka, right? Which is primarily you know, a
• 55:11
  defense systems industry. It's like imagine if all the
• 55:18
  military-industrial complex is headquarters were in one
• 55:21
  country. Practically at that point.
• 55:24
  I mean, yeah, you have MS other things but it's just it's With
• 55:29
  the technological Edge that you know, some would say the
• 55:33
  Japanese have naturally it's not too crazy to see.
• 55:40
  Yeah, well, at least compared like Fallout cyst opinion future
• 55:44
  of. Yeah, I mean I well, well that's
• 55:47
  that's the thing is, it's not. That's the thing is, what is
• 55:51
  part of the reason? Why cyberpunk is so brilliant?
• 55:56
  Bruins is because I mean in just 20, I mean 2077 was my
• 56:02
  introduction to, you know, the franchise.
• 56:07
  Is and then like, I've I haven't played the tabletop game.
• 56:10
  I've I've watched like a lot of videos on like war and went on.
• 56:15
  There are some there's some pretty fantastic breakdowns.
• 56:19
  I'm like, holy shit. This is eerily similar to our
• 56:23
  actual reality of. Well.
• 56:26
  It's like it's like how Mike figured out the tech.
• 56:29
  He did a lot of research into Tech that was being done in the
• 56:32
  80s. Well, yeah.
• 56:35
  He's very smart. So he was able to predict where
• 56:37
  we're going to be by certain points in what like the
• 56:40
  cellphone was obvious. It was just how long was it
• 56:42
  going to happen, right? And what form would it take?
• 56:45
  Well, well, the self the cell phone has actually technically
• 56:49
  been around like since the 70s you know in one in one form or
• 56:54
  another and the internet, like my mom, I think I explained to
• 56:58
  her she's been in Texans. Like 1984.
• 57:02
  She was on she was only a very like Early version of like email
• 57:07
  in 1985. It wasn't you know it wasn't
• 57:12
  like it was it's not like it is now, you know, you had to like
• 57:17
  enter in like You know Eternal and you know engine like an axe
• 57:23
  like string of numbers was the person's address blight.
• 57:27
  Yeah. I mean a lot of the stuff that
• 57:30
  hannes Smith, you know, wrote that was probably you know, shit
• 57:36
  that he was also product whining with that the time.
• 57:42
  Oh yeah, I would assume somewhat.
• 57:44
  So and it certainly shows through in the writing but just
• 57:48
  like, I want to just the thoughts that he and he does a
• 57:53
  lot of study on culture to know how things are going to go to.
• 57:56
  Like, Every every country is represented in cyberpunk, in one
• 58:01
  way or another practically. He there's Laura written for
• 58:05
  every place in the world and how it is in this kind of future.
• 58:09
  Now, some predictions are less on point because you know when
• 58:14
  you're outside of that culture it might be a little harder to
• 58:16
  predict where that culture is going to go.
• 58:18
  But, you know, that's kind of where the fantasy ask.
• 58:22
  You can say kind of yeah be that that little over writer.
• 58:26
  Sure. I mean, but, you know, even the
• 58:28
  even small details, like the entire Middle East is basically
• 58:32
  like glass. And, you know, I 2077 that's not
• 58:37
  like, that's not too far out of the realm of possibility.
• 58:42
  Oh yeah. You know, mate.
• 58:46
  I like it didn't happen in the 90s like, you know, he
• 58:49
  predicted. But like hell, I mean, You know,
• 58:52
  he did predict like a war in Afghanistan and you know the
• 58:58
  last one. And that was like way before the
• 59:01
  Gulf War. Oh yeah.
• 59:03
  Even oh yeah, yeah. But very interesting.
• 59:08
  I see a lot of people who tend to dismiss it because it's not
• 59:11
  like accurate to how our history actually went.
• 59:14
  But for a 1980s prediction, it's all really good.
• 59:19
  Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean it
• 59:22
  obviously like Not everything is going to be like, on point per
• 59:28
  se. But what?
• 59:30
  Well, I mean, like I said for a while now that like, you know,
• 59:33
  in a way we are kind of living in this in, in like a, you know,
• 59:40
  a cyberpunk or or we absolutely are all what you want.
• 59:45
  We kind of are living in a technical artist.
• 59:49
  Topia, Google, Google is our soccer No, no no.
• 1:00:02
  I don't want to go to Google Headquarters.
• 1:00:04
  I'm not I'm not I'm not Johnny, so hand to that extent and but
• 1:00:12
  you know I think if anyone could develop like a soul color,
• 1:00:19
  Google definitely could. Oh yeah of course, they'd want
• 1:00:23
  to. Yeah well that's your present.
• 1:00:25
  And so we handle we are we're already in the the Corp
• 1:00:29
  controlled future. It's just how far what extent
• 1:00:32
  and what industries. It's just a lot more muddy than
• 1:00:36
  a lot less interesting because we're not all on you know LED
• 1:00:39
  bikes yet. We don't have the the cool kind
• 1:00:43
  of cybernetics yet or things that are beneficial or synthetic
• 1:00:47
  lungs or you know, Meow ARR. Few are our future is more
• 1:00:53
  dystopian cyberpunk but it is still dystopian cyberpunk.
• 1:00:58
  We just got more. Well in it all I think we got to
• 1:01:01
  we got to much or well in the mix of it.
• 1:01:04
  Yeah. Which is which is kind of a
• 1:01:06
  shame. So yeah.
• 1:01:09
  We could have had some real cool shit by now, but, you know, We,
• 1:01:13
  well, as you pointed out a few weeks ago, like we could have
• 1:01:16
  had flying cars but then there, but then there would be like a
• 1:01:19
  911. Like every five, every five
• 1:01:23
  minute. Yep.
• 1:01:26
  Oh, which, which, by the way for all you people who have been,
• 1:01:32
  you know, saying we need electric cars.
• 1:01:36
  Now, when we need everyone to have electric cars, did anyone
• 1:01:41
  besides me, hear about what's going?
• 1:01:42
  Down here in the Florida because of the hurricane.
• 1:01:48
  This is this is not surprising I guess in areas where the
• 1:01:54
  hurricane was really devastating.
• 1:01:57
  So you know, Tampa areas like that.
• 1:02:03
  People are now having to get rid of their electric cars because
• 1:02:07
  of the salt water, the salt. Wow.
• 1:02:09
  Yeah. It's corroding, the batteries.
• 1:02:12
  And so the problem with electric cars is now in Tampa, we have,
• 1:02:18
  we have a bunch of, you know, cars that for better for worse
• 1:02:24
  or unintentional IDs in roadside bombs.
• 1:02:29
  Yep. Basically, you, you can't have a
• 1:02:31
  solution for everything. Coastal.
• 1:02:33
  The coast are always going to affect machines different.
• 1:02:36
  You always need two Engineers. Think about that when they
• 1:02:39
  design shit for the coast on the waters.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah, but an electric cars can do good.
• 1:02:45
  But under certain, you can't take an electric car and have a
• 1:02:48
  do high hills and shit like in the fucking Northeast or in the
• 1:02:51
  northwest or shit like that. It's certain kind of terrains
• 1:02:55
  you certain cars. You can't have them get too hot
• 1:02:58
  otherwise you have problems. So you know shit like in Texas
• 1:03:01
  the battery expanding kind of thing under here.
• 1:03:02
  Eat that's things, you have to engineer for and that means
• 1:03:05
  Regional electric cars, which is 18 times harder.
• 1:03:11
  There is no easy solution. Now, Yeah, and then you ask her
• 1:03:18
  to do that, you had like a 40-minute gaming or and that you
• 1:03:22
  know, fuck you were gonna have a quick, not a quick rant but I
• 1:03:29
  have a rant as well because apparently, I pissed off the fan
• 1:03:35
  base of one of the like top bat and YouTubers I guess.
• 1:03:44
  Enterprise. Because Gotham Knights came out
• 1:03:49
  this week and I didn't pray order, but I did get the game
• 1:03:57
  and all in all I will say this, it's not a terrible game.
• 1:04:05
  But it doesn't live up to the hype train that was set up for
• 1:04:14
  and I said before it was realized that it wasn't going to
• 1:04:17
  to live up to the hype train. I mean it was revealed a week
• 1:04:23
  ago before it got released they were going to cap it at like 30,
• 1:04:28
  you know, they were going to cap this game at 30 as FPS which I
• 1:04:33
  guess was originally the reason Why they said?
• 1:04:40
  Why they were getting rid of the PS3 and Xbox the PS4 and the
• 1:04:45
  Xbox one box. One stem was because they wanted
• 1:04:50
  that, you know, they wanted 60fps and there were Hardware
• 1:04:54
  limitations you know that they can do with the PS4 and Xbox so
• 1:05:00
  they had to scrap it but as it turns out They didn't, you know,
• 1:05:09
  they didn't have this limitation but they're still gonna limit
• 1:05:12
  the, you know, current jet to the New Gen of consoles.
• 1:05:16
  I guess only which I kind of said was a shitty thing to do
• 1:05:22
  and a lot of people said that and so I got criticized, because
• 1:05:32
  I love the Batman YouTubers, I'm going wrong, but there seems to
• 1:05:35
  be this kind of collective hive mind that like any that any
• 1:05:40
  criticism of a game. And this isn't just for Batman,
• 1:05:44
  this is for any game, but any criticism equally equally
• 1:05:50
  ultimate, you know, equates to, oh, you're just hating.
• 1:05:54
  You're just a hater of this franchise or, you know, you just
• 1:05:59
  want this game to fail or somehow, You know, you're just a
• 1:06:03
  toxic fan and it's like none of the above, you know, boys.
• 1:06:10
  Also there's nothing wrong with any of that shit.
• 1:06:12
  There's nothing wrong with wanting, a game, to fucking
• 1:06:14
  fail. If it's a trash rack of a
• 1:06:16
  fucking game that doesn't do anything for the franchise or
• 1:06:19
  the genre no fucking yes. Let it fail, burn it to the
• 1:06:23
  motherfucking ground. Like Ryan, Tiffany is not
• 1:06:27
  necessarily a bad thing and I hate the people can't fucking
• 1:06:30
  get that. People.
• 1:06:33
  Well well it's not even that I it's not what I wanted
• 1:06:37
  gothamites to fail. It's more like I it's more like
• 1:06:41
  I want. Gotham Knights be like to be a
• 1:06:43
  good game to be I know scratch I want gothamites be a fantastic
• 1:06:49
  game instead of a instead of a yeah it's okay and you know
• 1:06:56
  criticizing look I mean I get that they're all so this is
• 1:07:01
  another thing. A lot of these YouTubers who
• 1:07:05
  back in like 20 you know during the 2010's like I get it.
• 1:07:09
  A lot of you guys made your you know, YouTube Brands off of
• 1:07:14
  doing Arkham Knight night in Arkham City, you know?
• 1:07:18
  Gameplay videos. Okay, I get it just because you
• 1:07:22
  made your name off of the Batman.
• 1:07:25
  Franchise does not mean you need to suck the dick of every, you
• 1:07:31
  know, Man game that's out there and say that it's perfect when
• 1:07:35
  it's not, I was saying to, you know, to flip to Slick mob or
• 1:07:41
  rather his fan Community was, you know, there there are issues
• 1:07:48
  with Gotham Knights that need to be addressed and these YouTubers
• 1:07:51
  are like, oh no it's perfect. These people are just haters,
• 1:07:56
  they're lying to them, they were lying to their audience and the
• 1:07:59
  lying to themselves. If they really believe that, You
• 1:08:02
  know, and and now I got the nights to come out and like I
• 1:08:05
  said, it's okay, but it's not like there are some things I
• 1:08:10
  like about it. But I would say that even for
• 1:08:14
  being older games, the the Arkham Trilogy looks better and
• 1:08:20
  plays better than gothamites does in saying that does not
• 1:08:27
  equal being a hater. You know, I agree with you.
• 1:08:31
  It's just Bad. What I will say is that you're
• 1:08:36
  dealing with folks who don't use logic because anybody who uses
• 1:08:39
  logic is easy enough to understand logic and know that
• 1:08:43
  you're an understandable guy and just understand how things are
• 1:08:47
  anybody who thinks something is without like, you have to feel
• 1:08:51
  guilty for liking something or something, is without critical
• 1:08:56
  fault, like it shouldn't fucking matter, and that's the point
• 1:09:01
  where they care too. Too fucking much because, like,
• 1:09:04
  take it from me. I got 200 recorded 207 almost
• 1:09:09
  two hundred eight hours in cyberpunk 2077, right?
• 1:09:13
  That game still has problems. It still has some serious
• 1:09:17
  fucking problems. And I'm not even talking on a
• 1:09:19
  mechanical level. I'm talking on a thematic level.
• 1:09:22
  The story level, many different angles.
• 1:09:24
  It is far from a perfect game but I still fucking love it, but
• 1:09:28
  I'm still gonna say this game is dumb sometimes and does some
• 1:09:32
  Shit, like it does, shit, not smart.
• 1:09:37
  And there are ways to improve it, but that's every fucking
• 1:09:40
  game. And yeah, you can't.
• 1:09:44
  Well, I heard because I all the thing is, there's so many people
• 1:09:47
  like that on Twitter. Well, though just the hypebeast
• 1:09:49
  it to know it. Well, part of it though to is
• 1:09:53
  this is something a Medicare was talking a few months ago was the
• 1:09:59
  monetization of You know, games on YouTube.
• 1:10:04
  Like, and that was my other point to it.
• 1:10:07
  If because a lot of these YouTubers who got famous off of
• 1:10:14
  the Arkham games, they're making money off of, you know, the
• 1:10:18
  videos to which look, I don't begrudge anyone for, you know,
• 1:10:21
  being able to monetize the videos, you know.
• 1:10:24
  I'm as I'm as much of a cowboy was as anyone but I do have to
• 1:10:29
  wonder are these people Are these people praising God them
• 1:10:35
  nights because they Legend, I Love It.
• 1:10:39
  No, they're on the take, they're all.
• 1:10:40
  Yeah, they're, they're all there on the take.
• 1:10:42
  They're usually always on the take if they aren't there an
• 1:10:45
  exception. And if you aren't, and you do
• 1:10:47
  this, you're an exception. If you aren't, people are on the
• 1:10:51
  fucking take, no matter what, whether it's a franchise, or
• 1:10:54
  not, you are there on the fucking take till they get
• 1:10:57
  burned or some other fucking shit.
• 1:10:58
  And then they'll find something else to be on to because they're
• 1:11:01
  their bread. Tubers are looking for the
• 1:11:03
  fucking bread. Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  And people and people and people were getting mad at me because I
• 1:11:07
  was saying, Because this want this one YouTuber was saying,
• 1:11:12
  well, I want an early access review code and I'm kind of mad.
• 1:11:16
  I didn't get one and I was like and I quote tweet it and I said
• 1:11:20
  come on be a man of the people and drops $70 like the rest of
• 1:11:24
  us and then give us a review. Your your audience wants and oh
• 1:11:29
  no yeah of UI. And yeah that's alleged ass
• 1:11:35
  though. That's the thing where I eat if
• 1:11:38
  If, if you're given a preview code to preview something and
• 1:11:43
  you're doing it preview, cool. If you don't buy the game with
• 1:11:48
  your fucking actual like, I suppose, yeah, maybe you could
• 1:11:53
  but you're not going to give people who paid.
• 1:11:57
  You're not going to come at it the same way they are, right?
• 1:12:00
  Right. If you don't drop that money on
• 1:12:03
  the game, your anger is not going to be the same or you'll
• 1:12:07
  let shit slide. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Yeah, that you should write. I it's not hard.
• 1:12:15
  It's not a thing about like, oh, you got it, you got to do it to
• 1:12:17
  be, you know, 100% honest. It's not about being even honest
• 1:12:21
  like that. Like, oh, yeah, I'm on the take
• 1:12:24
  OU there. Bribing me to say because it's
• 1:12:26
  that you can't give an unbiased opinion or the kind of opinion
• 1:12:31
  other people would have even if you're a mega fan.
• 1:12:34
  Yeah, if you dropped the money, you know, It's going to hit you,
• 1:12:40
  it's going to affect you, I guarantee you.
• 1:12:42
  I'd probably have said, shit, I can't even fucking say that
• 1:12:46
  because I gave cyberpunk a fair shake.
• 1:12:48
  When I finished it in my head, but if I didn't pay anything, I
• 1:12:51
  was like, I probably would have overlooked way more stuff.
• 1:12:55
  Oh yeah, well already look over looked like as like a fucking
• 1:12:58
  cares. Yeah, so I will say this so I
• 1:13:02
  did not spend 70. I did not spend so many D
• 1:13:05
  dollars on the game. Because I had, I had like a
• 1:13:11
  leftover PlayStation credit that I used and then I also used one
• 1:13:17
  of those boosts from cash app. So I think all in all instead of
• 1:13:24
  paying 70 for Ike, I paid like I paid like 60 dollars, exactly.
• 1:13:31
  So you know, like yeah it's still six dollars but you know,
• 1:13:35
  that's that's $10 off, you know? And so like yeah it was it was a
• 1:13:41
  little bit better than those who you know, pop down so many but
• 1:13:44
  even so like like I said, like I'm like, you know, it's an,
• 1:13:48
  it's an okay game. I'm glad I didn't spend the full
• 1:13:52
  swing their dollars but is this really is this worth $70?
• 1:13:58
  And abundance and that's a whole nother conversation in and of
• 1:14:01
  itself, you know? Yeah.
• 1:14:05
  I mean, I would advise most people to wait until like Black
• 1:14:08
  Friday honestly, if you haven't played it yet.
• 1:14:11
  So this story is the stories, okay?
• 1:14:17
  It's kind of predictable. If you've read any of the court
• 1:14:22
  of owls comic books basically like from the actual serious run
• 1:14:28
  when that was in 2011, Congratulations.
• 1:14:32
  You've pretty much, you know, read the entire story of this
• 1:14:36
  game already, you know, - like a few alterations but you know,
• 1:14:45
  it's just like I said it, I don't hate the game, it's a good
• 1:14:50
  game. I just you know, I can't get
• 1:14:53
  over how enthused about like I could with the Arkham.
• 1:14:57
  Sears is because it's is not that quality of a game.
• 1:15:01
  It's just not and you know trying to say that it is is just
• 1:15:06
  not true, don't people. People will get excited even if
• 1:15:12
  they've been fucked in the ass over and over and over Sammy.
• 1:15:17
  These These are in some cases these are abuse victims.
• 1:15:20
  You have to fucking remember that, right?
• 1:15:22
  Oh yeah, because that I have the perfect toss over to my next
• 1:15:26
  rant. Because you have provided me,
• 1:15:28
  the perfect Bridge. So let's take a phone franchise,
• 1:15:31
  right? Let's take some fan, chai's fans
• 1:15:34
  and let's start fucking them in the ass right at first.
• 1:15:37
  You know what first, we'll give them a little less.
• 1:15:40
  Will give them ass for four. Fucking games will give them the
• 1:15:44
  best fucking ass, but then, We'll start taking it from will
• 1:15:49
  take a little more from him every time.
• 1:15:51
  Well oh yeah. I know they have a little bit at
• 1:15:53
  but we're going to we're going to take a couple fucking pounds
• 1:15:55
  or self, right. And then before you know it as a
• 1:15:58
  fan of this franchise, I was like this is great.
• 1:16:00
  I'm getting some fucking ass now, you're getting fucked in
• 1:16:02
  the ass and now it's regularly and every point and you're
• 1:16:06
  getting fucked in the ass. A little more, a little more,
• 1:16:08
  it's not terrible. You they get you off, they give
• 1:16:11
  you a reach-around but you're gettin kind of fucked in the
• 1:16:14
  ass, right? And then it really starts to
• 1:16:18
  Whoa. Right then they fuck you in the
• 1:16:21
  ass but they do it with the lights on and they put on some
• 1:16:27
  fucking Conway Twitty, right? It just so you're not your you
• 1:16:33
  like the salt, you like seal you know the life I guess you know
• 1:16:36
  lava lamp going some rose petals but now it's just weird.
• 1:16:39
  Y'all are fucking the Bluegrass and it's like this is What is
• 1:16:43
  this Vita? Touchscreen thing, right?
• 1:16:46
  And that Silent Hill book of memories and then they just
• 1:16:50
  fucking whore you out and that Silent Hill, but Chinko and then
• 1:16:53
  Silent Hills not high. We're talking about Silent Hill.
• 1:16:56
  Everybody is about Silent Hill. Fans getting fucked in the ass
• 1:16:59
  for fucking decades and so everybody gets fucked in the ass
• 1:17:03
  right? You never they're all fucked in
• 1:17:05
  the ass for years and years and years and so now I'm just keeps
• 1:17:07
  fuck them in the ass just like they do just like they do
• 1:17:09
  Castlevania fans. Just like to do current Metal
• 1:17:12
  Gear fans just like they do. Every Yu-Gi-Oh player who's ever
• 1:17:15
  lived, Konami loves fucking people in the ass and taking
• 1:17:17
  their money. So they decided to fuck some
• 1:17:21
  more people in the ass and take some more fucking money.
• 1:17:23
  So very recently they have the Silent Hill transmission which
• 1:17:29
  they were going to announce some stuff.
• 1:17:30
  Now, Silent Hill has been a series of have been mostly quiet
• 1:17:33
  for a long time in Kona me more. So the last Konami title that
• 1:17:37
  was ever put out, was Metal Gear survive.
• 1:17:40
  Yeah. Try to remember what year that
• 1:17:42
  came out? I think, you know, and if so
• 1:17:45
  it's still been too long, so we knew that a company called
• 1:17:50
  Bluebird team was going to be working on silent hill project.
• 1:17:54
  Due to some murmurings, some leaks.
• 1:17:56
  And other things, we thought it was going to be a new IP and
• 1:17:59
  based on their experience as a studio.
• 1:18:01
  They're very ham-fisted and they're going to help Konami to
• 1:18:05
  continue to fuck. Silent Hill fans in the ass.
• 1:18:08
  There's going to be no changes are.
• 1:18:09
  And to be honest, any Silent Hill fan, who has a nice shade
• 1:18:13
  Like rimmed asshole, like Jade rimmed, right?
• 1:18:16
  It's kind of sandpaper, it's already dry, but we have that
• 1:18:19
  Jade rim on our ass. All right, we already know what
• 1:18:22
  to fucking expect. Boy.
• 1:18:25
  Oh boy did we not know what to expect?
• 1:18:27
  We were told Masahiro Ito the monster designer for Silent Hill
• 1:18:32
  1 2 and 3 as well as a curio mocha series long composer.
• 1:18:36
  Musically. They were both going to be
• 1:18:39
  involved with the new project boy.
• 1:18:41
  Howdy did we not expect what was coming?
• 1:18:44
  So the Silent Hill transmission started and it's what some
• 1:18:47
  people called I wasn't expecting it.
• 1:18:49
  Nor did I want it. Congratulations.
• 1:18:51
  You fucks PS5. Owners are getting their
• 1:18:54
  exclusive Silent Hill 2 on unreal. 5 remake yay!
• 1:19:01
  We're getting a remake of Silent Hill 2.
• 1:19:06
  That's the big reveal guys, that's all it's unreal. 5,
• 1:19:10
  Silent Hill, 2, Maria, my dead wife.
• 1:19:14
  It's not a story that everybody fucking Knows by now.
• 1:19:18
  Oh but pretty Graphics. It's going to completely change
• 1:19:21
  how it plays. Okay?
• 1:19:22
  Listen it worked with Demon Souls because Demon Souls is
• 1:19:25
  combat is actually interesting and dynamic and it you, there's
• 1:19:29
  growth. You learn to be a better at that
• 1:19:32
  system and that the fighting and you can style and have fun.
• 1:19:35
  The Silent Hill survival horror. It's kind of one fucking
• 1:19:38
  playstyle pretty fucking much and if not you're going to get a
• 1:19:42
  different ending but that's not the fucking point.
• 1:19:44
  That whole games Crux is one goddamn.
• 1:19:48
  Also saying you're still showing the fucking thing.
• 1:19:50
  Clear that out. Um, yeah, whole the whole the
• 1:19:54
  Crux is on this big like, gotcha Moment.
• 1:19:58
  Like This is what happened all along.
• 1:19:59
  Like what it twists right for Silent Hill to everybody.
• 1:20:03
  Who knows. Silent Hill knows it.
• 1:20:05
  Everybody who knows? Silent Hill. 2 knows it you
• 1:20:07
  think somebody's going to buy on PS5 Silent Hill 2 without
• 1:20:13
  wondering. Where the fuck one was you're
• 1:20:15
  out of your fucking mind and if and they're not going to do any
• 1:20:19
  creative liberties with it, so I don't think they're going to be
• 1:20:22
  changing anything. Um, So okay sure whatever I
• 1:20:30
  guess PS5. Gets another exclusive right
• 1:20:34
  Sam. You're going to be happy.
• 1:20:35
  I'm oh dear! It's just me Sam disconnected.
• 1:20:38
  Holy crap. Well let me I suppose keep on
• 1:20:42
  rollin. It's a little bit harder when I
• 1:20:44
  don't have someone to react to for the podcast listeners,
• 1:20:48
  everyone else dropped out. It's just me how you doing?
• 1:20:50
  So, we're going to keep could just continue this little rant,
• 1:20:52
  so, at least until Something drops will see, so they go to
• 1:20:58
  Rivoli, announced a bunch of figures and statues and I think
• 1:21:01
  that's what all Silent Hill 2. No Silent Hill.
• 1:21:03
  One stuff. No Silent Hill, 3 or 4 stuff?
• 1:21:05
  Now, Silent Hill. Anything stuff.
• 1:21:08
  Then they announced a new game. That's just a CGI trailer.
• 1:21:29
  And we're back. I think.
• 1:21:31
  Let me see here. Okay, there we go.
• 1:21:35
  There we go. There we go.
• 1:21:37
  Okay. Yeah, my internet decided, I
• 1:21:40
  think Konami hack my connection. I mean they probably have yaku's
• 1:21:45
  affiliation so I wouldn't put it past them.
• 1:21:49
  So anyway, so Sam you're I guess you're going to be happy because
• 1:21:52
  you got, you know, another PS5 game to play now.
• 1:21:57
  Careful. Well, well, I was going to say
• 1:22:05
  that this situation reminds me yearly of the, of the last was
• 1:22:11
  situation where, you know, basically it's a remake but
• 1:22:16
  we're going to repaint it and, you know, jack it up to $70, I
• 1:22:22
  guess? No, no, because that's that's
• 1:22:25
  got like, zero, like graphical Advanced.
• 1:22:28
  It's well okay, it's got like 15 In graphical David, we're
• 1:22:31
  talking a PS2 game versus Cutting Edge on real five.
• 1:22:36
  Like it's there's no original assets being used whatsoever,
• 1:22:40
  other than maybe some sound effects.
• 1:22:42
  So to be fair to Bluebird, team has Fair, as I can be.
• 1:22:47
  It is pretty much RI making everything from scratch.
• 1:22:52
  Oh, so that's what it's it's more like the mafia remake than
• 1:22:56
  I guess a little bit but they've also changed it to thir
• 1:23:00
  over-the-shoulder third-person combat.
• 1:23:02
  It's not fixed camera angle like on PS2.
• 1:23:05
  Yeah, it's almost a different kind of game.
• 1:23:10
  Same story, same characters, same artstyle, same everything
• 1:23:15
  monsters, everything the combat camera has changed, so we aren't
• 1:23:19
  getting the Cinematic angles that we got, that made the
• 1:23:21
  first. The second game.
• 1:23:22
  So tent wall the early games tents we're getting an
• 1:23:25
  over-the-shoulder kind of I guess.
• 1:23:27
  More action. Focus camera.
• 1:23:29
  I am fucking hate that. Yeah, yeah, I don't know who
• 1:23:35
  it's who this is for, because it's not for me.
• 1:23:38
  Yeah, no one. There are a lot and look even
• 1:23:43
  with me having a PS5. You know, it kind of sucks
• 1:23:49
  because like I'll be I'll be honest as much as I enjoy it.
• 1:23:53
  It's it's weird because like, very few, my friends have you
• 1:23:58
  know, have one, see me, I would be say a better use of a $70
• 1:24:04
  instead of getting that on the PS 5 is you give me the $70.
• 1:24:09
  I get you a fucking PS2 modded up and you can just play the PS2
• 1:24:15
  version and I'll just get Yeah, upconvert it.
• 1:24:20
  Or I can just help you install the PC version and up convert
• 1:24:23
  that because there's a very stable beat, you know, it's
• 1:24:26
  like, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah, we're elections
• 1:24:31
  completely different well, and I mean, you like even with this
• 1:24:35
  Max Payne 2, you know, that the remastering the Max Payne games,
• 1:24:41
  which I think they should have done that like a while ago.
• 1:24:47
  It seems. I am basically, just, I mean
• 1:24:52
  Gamers like make fun of Hollywood because I will
• 1:24:54
  Hollywood has no real ideas. Well, apparently neither does
• 1:24:58
  the gaming industry anymore? No, they don't.
• 1:25:02
  But you know, who especially doesn't Hollywood, because guess
• 1:25:05
  what? The other things they announced
• 1:25:06
  related to Silent Hill. 2 is Sam.
• 1:25:08
  I'm sorry to cut you off. Let me guess just like the last
• 1:25:12
  bus. They're getting a HBO series or
• 1:25:15
  something. No, they took the director of
• 1:25:18
  the first Film Christophe Gans who didn't even play the game
• 1:25:22
  and had a secretary do it. He is going to make the second
• 1:25:25
  Silent Hill. Filmed ignore Revelations 3D the
• 1:25:28
  actual second film didn't happen because now he's taking the plot
• 1:25:31
  of Silent Hill 2 and turning that into a movie.
• 1:25:36
  Can-Can girl, congratulations. Not, this is terrible.
• 1:25:43
  This is terrible. The only reason people think the
• 1:25:46
  first Silent Hill movie isn't that bad?
• 1:25:48
  Is because the one that came after was so goddamn garbage
• 1:25:51
  because it adapted, Silent Hill 3 story and well, okay, to be to
• 1:25:57
  be fair And believe me this is saying much but named Mia.
• 1:26:03
  Name me a movie based off of a video game that is actually
• 1:26:09
  okay. Okay good.
• 1:26:11
  No, this one is like it. It misses, the core 18 ways from
• 1:26:16
  you can say Do not boring but Doom has the one action
• 1:26:19
  sequence. If you know anything about
• 1:26:22
  Silent Hill, you know that. It just could not agree the
• 1:26:25
  world that it's like having a fucking goddamn.
• 1:26:29
  I can't even think of the analogy of like, just the app.
• 1:26:34
  It's like, dude, it's like having an Ironman in your Batman
• 1:26:39
  show. Yeah, no, no.
• 1:26:42
  I know. Well, we'll keep him.
• 1:26:43
  Well, the direction that you're talking about though, I know who
• 1:26:47
  you're talking to, because this is the same motherfucker who had
• 1:26:50
  his secretary plate, Hitman and fuck up.
• 1:26:54
  Not one, did games, do the, get the hit movie?
• 1:26:59
  I believe so he also did the shitty Max Payne movie.
• 1:27:05
  It's here with mud and luck nothing against Mark Wahlberg,
• 1:27:09
  but Mark Wahlberg. He's not like, oh no, that's
• 1:27:16
  Xavier genz. Oh what are the movie were you
• 1:27:20
  saying it was hit man or whatever other one there was
• 1:27:24
  Hitman. And then there and then one of
• 1:27:26
  these bozos did like had their secretary play Max Payne.
• 1:27:31
  Like the first one, and make a really like shitty pop up above.
• 1:27:37
  That was John Moore. No.
• 1:27:39
  Yeah, no. They just, they all do that, but
• 1:27:43
  they decided to hire him again for another movie.
• 1:27:46
  Yeah, well, that happens a lot. But the thing is it's like so
• 1:27:51
  now you're taking a story that's already.
• 1:27:53
  Been told 20 years ago at this point you're going to make a new
• 1:27:57
  game and a movie both with the same plot.
• 1:28:03
  So why would I pay $70 when I could go pay five, ten dollars
• 1:28:07
  to go see the film and get the same story.
• 1:28:11
  Or why would I go watch movie when I can play the game?
• 1:28:15
  Isn't the snake itself at that fucking point?
• 1:28:20
  Yeah, but I mean, they just see you as a dumb consumer that's
• 1:28:23
  going to consume. They don't, boys.
• 1:28:27
  Are people getting hype? Yeah no.
• 1:28:31
  I mean I mean listen you I mean, listen, you and I people wanting
• 1:28:38
  complain about gamergate all the time, but it's like, this is the
• 1:28:42
  shit that like, actually, you know, people like oh, well,
• 1:28:46
  gamergate changed everything. Yeah.
• 1:28:48
  Well, apparently not really because we're still bitching are
• 1:28:51
  so I can shit. People are, was it another thing
• 1:28:57
  about one thing? I will say that that's good.
• 1:29:03
  Got there are a few like, positive aspects to Gotham.
• 1:29:06
  I am not, like I said, I'm not saying the game is terrible.
• 1:29:09
  One of the things I really liked was the fact that, you know, for
• 1:29:15
  the, for the art style, Jim Lee, who did the, who did the van
• 1:29:20
  honks, four years. Did the The art Direction on God
• 1:29:25
  night. Why is that?
• 1:29:27
  Why is that important? Because Jim Lee got we got
• 1:29:34
  cancer cultured quote-unquote by one of these sjw's just like
• 1:29:40
  Bruce timm did because he likes to draw, you know, women in the
• 1:29:47
  old pimp style and that pisses the sjw feminists off.
• 1:29:52
  So what are Thumbnails pissed off that off about what
• 1:29:56
  gothamites they're upset that we have a curvy bat girl with big
• 1:30:00
  tits and a nice ass personally. That's probably when that's
• 1:30:04
  probably one of the better aspects of this games.
• 1:30:07
  Like I said, it's not completely horrible and I will commend them
• 1:30:12
  for giving, you know, Jim Lee that they uncanceled them.
• 1:30:17
  But he should have never been canceled to begin with, I guess
• 1:30:21
  so. You know.
• 1:30:25
  You live. I'd say you live and you learn
• 1:30:29
  but apparently, the gaming industry, just like everything
• 1:30:31
  else doesn't learn and you know, and and and and as we see, not
• 1:30:37
  because the fans don't learn, if the fans don't learn, nobody
• 1:30:40
  else has to learn because now they're going to give you a
• 1:30:43
  remake of a 22 year old game. They're going to give you a
• 1:30:45
  movie of a 22 year old game or the Remake however you want to
• 1:30:48
  frame it. They made they released a bunch
• 1:30:51
  of figures and statues and guess what?
• 1:30:54
  It was all from Silent Hill 2. There were nothing.
• 1:30:56
  Silent Hill, one, or Three or four in any of the new figures
• 1:31:00
  or statues. It was all Silent, Hill, 2.
• 1:31:04
  And then thankfully we broke away from Silent Hill 2 for a
• 1:31:06
  little bit. So we could touch on more
• 1:31:08
  psychological horror games. That are based on Silent Hill 2
• 1:31:11
  because that's what everybody thinks Silent Hill is.
• 1:31:14
  So they announced Silent Hill Ascension, which is a cross
• 1:31:19
  between Jenn vid, behaviour, interactive Bad, Robot Games,
• 1:31:22
  and DJ to, and is going to be a interactive streaming.
• 1:31:27
  See. Series in which the community
• 1:31:29
  can come together to quote, shape the Canon of Silent Hill.
• 1:31:35
  So you're going to have a one-time-only silent hill Night
• 1:31:38
  Trap. Interactive Night, Trap game for
• 1:31:41
  night trap on the Sega CD, Our Night Trap.
• 1:31:46
  I don't know what this fucking is.
• 1:31:47
  I don't think it's anything but apparently we're going to be
• 1:31:50
  able to say shape. We're going to watch it where a
• 1:31:53
  tune in every week. We're going to make decisions
• 1:31:55
  and we're going to shape the cannon.
• 1:31:57
  It's excited. Sit, this sounds incredibly like
• 1:32:01
  a viral Mark like one of those. Oh, I don't know what the term
• 1:32:09
  is called. But like during the So the way
• 1:32:16
  to explain this is like the best example I have.
• 1:32:19
  This is like during the lead-up to the dark knight move back in
• 1:32:24
  like 2007 they were there was actual they were acts like
• 1:32:29
  Gotham newspapers and acts like websites like the Comcast like
• 1:32:36
  made as like some sort of like promotion, they don't like when
• 1:32:41
  people could act like you know like get texts from like the
• 1:32:44
  joke. I'm like, Batman and shit like
• 1:32:47
  that to, like, and go to like some locations and was a sense
• 1:32:51
  of like, a viral marketing, like thing.
• 1:32:55
  That's what this reminds me of it.
• 1:32:57
  Basically reminds me of tune in each week, you know, vote on
• 1:33:02
  this thing, and then buy more merch or something like like
• 1:33:07
  that. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:33:11
  They didn't even describe it. Good.
• 1:33:13
  I can't even tell you what it exactly is.
• 1:33:15
  I can't tell if he's going to be in 3D or 2D or live-action or if
• 1:33:19
  it's voting or if it's a live stream where I can't they don't
• 1:33:22
  have any details. Yeah, please be hype for thing.
• 1:33:29
  That's can change everything. Well, and I mean, and now
• 1:33:34
  they're the. The other weird thing too, is
• 1:33:39
  like now there's a lot now. There's hype for this Last of Us
• 1:33:44
  series on HBO, which to be honest, I'm not even sure if I'm
• 1:33:49
  interested, and that they're saying like that's going.
• 1:33:54
  To be the Catalyst for last verse 3, but like, does anyone
• 1:34:02
  like care about that that franchise anymore?
• 1:34:09
  Yeah, that's the way to look at it to 100%.
• 1:34:15
  And and and the thing about this is that like this whole thing
• 1:34:18
  is, It, what does it do other than it, quote shapes the Canon
• 1:34:26
  of Silent Hill. But why do we need to shape the
• 1:34:30
  Canon of Silent Hill as a community?
• 1:34:32
  The communities already proven, they shouldn't touch the fucking
• 1:34:36
  Cannon because they done do every single rule about Pyramid
• 1:34:40
  Head. Because we have to have
• 1:34:42
  marketing boy, come do his marketing thing and be in every
• 1:34:46
  marketing possibility, so that we can Market the marketing boy.
• 1:34:50
  Well, yeah, that's That that's the entire problem with the
• 1:34:56
  gaming industry industry in entertainment industry, just in
• 1:35:01
  general and I say this as someone who studied Marketing in
• 1:35:05
  college. I'm not a marketing major.
• 1:35:07
  Thank God. Technically, I'm an English
• 1:35:10
  major, but I studied so much marketing and yet I think people
• 1:35:16
  who work and morning are the worst, they ruin everything
• 1:35:21
  because Is. Nothing is like for
• 1:35:26
  entertainment with them. It's all profit.
• 1:35:30
  Do this? Yeah, it's all profit.
• 1:35:32
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  And this and this is part of that.
• 1:35:35
  This is this is part of that section that I like to call the
• 1:35:38
  we're pitching this live. This might not be a thing in the
• 1:35:42
  future, if we decide to kill it. This is a, let's throw this out
• 1:35:46
  and see the response and that'll decide if we kill it now or not.
• 1:35:50
  Yeah, well, what what I love now to is they is they set up like
• 1:35:57
  they're up in a few shows where they had set up like, you know,
• 1:36:02
  plot points for like sequels and what not right or second seasons
• 1:36:08
  and then they cancel it and we never And we never got that.
• 1:36:15
  Yeah. You know second and it's like if
• 1:36:18
  we're going to, you know, do you like a cliffhanger ending?
• 1:36:21
  Like wait until the series is like renewed for You know, like
• 1:36:30
  em people should have learned a long time ago with Twin Peaks,
• 1:36:34
  but apparently they didn't and that is, that's yours, is over
• 1:36:38
  35 years old at this point. So so yeah.
• 1:36:44
  So so where we're at with things is we have Bluebird team a mid
• 1:36:48
  developer, remaking a beloved classic.
• 1:36:50
  We have a hack director, who is definitely a hack, 22 years, 20
• 1:36:56
  years later doing Another movie of the story.
• 1:36:59
  We've already done 22 years ago. We have more figures.
• 1:37:02
  Parading that one fucking game the sequel.
• 1:37:05
  Then we have an announcement of a web series which is not even a
• 1:37:08
  fucking thing. It's not real yet.
• 1:37:10
  It's a logo at most and a concept done by some guys.
• 1:37:15
  I have never heard of and I think one of them makes that by
• 1:37:17
  daylight, then we have the announcement of a another Silent
• 1:37:21
  Hill game called Silent Hill Town fall.
• 1:37:24
  It's just a title shot, pretty much.
• 1:37:25
  It's a title shot and still shot of a desk.
• 1:37:28
  Uuuuuugh no platform, no release date, no nothing.
• 1:37:32
  They have nothing for it, other than the title and the color
• 1:37:36
  scheme of red. I suppose it comes from a
• 1:37:39
  no-name developer who's done, literally nothing.
• 1:37:43
  And then we get an interesting one.
• 1:37:46
  Are you ready for Silent Hill, f?
• 1:37:50
  I don't think you are Sammy boy, I'm sorry.
• 1:37:54
  Did you say is somehow f? Is that the title of it?
• 1:37:57
  Silent Hill lowercase? F it f as in fuck the audience
• 1:38:07
  that's what I'm Silent Hill. F will be a completely new story
• 1:38:14
  set in 1960s. Japan featuring a beautiful yet
• 1:38:18
  horrifying. Reads.
• 1:38:20
  The game description written by ryu-kishin t07.
• 1:38:25
  Famed for Japanese horror visual novels dealing with murder
• 1:38:31
  mysteries, psychological and supernatural horror.
• 1:38:36
  I don't know the platforms, I don't know, their release date,
• 1:38:39
  I don't know the genre because it's a CGI trailer.
• 1:38:43
  Yes, Silent Hill. Silent Hill.
• 1:38:45
  The Japanese made game about a bunch of Japanese dudes that
• 1:38:50
  wanted to do American Horror. So they watched a bunch of
• 1:38:54
  movies and read books and took that interpretation to make
• 1:38:58
  Americana horror. We're having a 1960 Japanese
• 1:39:02
  game. That sounds esoteric.
• 1:39:08
  I mean that's times, yeah, that sounds To like way too.
• 1:39:15
  Esoteric for mainstream audiences together you know
• 1:39:22
  interested in. Yep and we had one more merch
• 1:39:26
  drop. You want to guess the merch shop
• 1:39:27
  was the second wave of famous Silent Hill merch.
• 1:39:35
  Mugs since we're getting more skateboard Sammy.
• 1:39:38
  We're getting more Silent Hill 2.
• 1:39:40
  Specifically Silent Hill, 2. Skateboards.
• 1:39:43
  We're getting the second wave of Silent Hill Collection.
• 1:39:46
  Silent Hill, 2 skateboards. The second wave, I didn't know
• 1:39:54
  they had some with skateboards, became a fucking meme because
• 1:39:59
  who in the Silent Hill franchise.
• 1:40:01
  We're all in our 30s and 40s and 50s.
• 1:40:04
  Now, woohoo of us is skateboarding.
• 1:40:08
  I mean me, but I'm the minority because I played Tony Hawk is a
• 1:40:13
  teenager and fucking skateboarded but I'm also not
• 1:40:16
  going to be buying a silent hill skateboard if I'm going to go
• 1:40:19
  skateboard. And I'm not a tacky hipster who
• 1:40:22
  by skateboards to fucking hang up on the wall.
• 1:40:27
  Oh, mind you. They're not, they're not even
• 1:40:29
  skateboards their decks, they're just the wood.
• 1:40:35
  Oh, so you couldn't you couldn't you couldn't sell your trucks
• 1:40:39
  and tape it, your do the tape yourself and everything but it's
• 1:40:42
  just the wood. They're just selling the decks
• 1:40:46
  and let me guess it's two hundred dollars or something for
• 1:40:49
  this. I think they're like, fucking 80
• 1:40:51
  or 90. I haven't even looked at the
• 1:40:52
  price. I just don't know that.
• 1:40:55
  That's pretty outrageous. At an average good.
• 1:40:59
  Solid decal cost, right around 60, 70 bucks.
• 1:41:02
  So it's not to ludicrous, but Is the concept of no one who
• 1:41:06
  skateboards play Silent Hill or cares?
• 1:41:11
  And because like Silent Hill kids are the nerdier kids
• 1:41:14
  Resident Evil games. Those are the action kids.
• 1:41:17
  Those are the skateboard kids. No.
• 1:41:19
  Silent Hill. Kids were bookish.
• 1:41:20
  They were nerdy. Yeah, they like, they, like the
• 1:41:23
  mind game of it all. Not the gun game.
• 1:41:26
  They're not, they weren't skateboarding.
• 1:41:29
  I mean I was because Tony Hawk, but most weren't Skateboarders
• 1:41:34
  were not Silent Hill players and Silent Hill player.
• 1:41:36
  Sure. Shit.
• 1:41:36
  We're in skateboarders. And now we're all old and have
• 1:41:39
  bad knees, and shit. So, most of us don't even
• 1:41:42
  fucking do it that did skateboard.
• 1:41:44
  So it's literally just for hipsters.
• 1:41:47
  And I want to fucking die. I fucking and everybody's like
• 1:41:51
  hype. Hype hype.
• 1:41:53
  Yeah, good shit. We're eating good.
• 1:41:55
  Fuck Konami. They have fucked you in the ass
• 1:41:57
  game after game. After game series of through
• 1:42:01
  series franchise after franchise, And you are just
• 1:42:04
  happy to get fucked in the ass just a little bit more mature.
• 1:42:07
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• 1:42:12
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• 1:42:18
  seems to do this regularly to Everybody thought they didn't
• 1:42:24
  have ukyo players, he would have somebody fucking the ass.
• 1:42:30
  You know God, I feel I've got yeah.
• 1:42:34
  And well and there's a whole generation.
• 1:42:36
  Now that doesn't even know what ukyo is because trying to play
• 1:42:41
  age. Yeah.
• 1:42:45
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• 1:42:49
  are too old now but Jen Alpha whatever the you know whatever
• 1:42:53
  the hell this new crop of kids is they they don't play with
• 1:42:58
  trading cards at least not Yu-Gi-Oh.
• 1:43:02
  Oh yeah, no. That's why they're pushing for
• 1:43:03
  digital transitioning. Anyway they've been doing that
• 1:43:05
  for a while while their new games is actually doing
• 1:43:08
  ridiculously well. Fuck me running.
• 1:43:11
  Oh yeah no can I'm just gonna Keep getting money, one way or
• 1:43:13
  the other. Don't believe me they will but
• 1:43:16
  it doesn't help when Silent Hill fans.
• 1:43:17
  Just are happy to get their asses fucked again.
• 1:43:22
  I oh my God. I hate it.
• 1:43:26
  I yeah so fucking much. Yeah, evil evil Eric in the chat
• 1:43:31
  wanted to know earlier, if you, if you were gay and no evil are
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  guy, but that doesn't enjoy getting fucked in the ass by
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  his, you know, I don't his favorite franchise and I knew it
• 1:43:50
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• 1:43:52
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• 1:43:55
  Get fucked in the ass. I didn't have a chance.
• 1:43:58
  Chance. Because, you know what, with
• 1:43:59
  with, with the, with the remaster with two and three, the
• 1:44:02
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• 1:44:06
  ass fucking that that well, you know, but now it's been so long
• 1:44:12
  with no games coming out. You have a whole slew of people
• 1:44:16
  who've come into these old games and streamers playing them.
• 1:44:19
  And these people who didn't even know, Silent Hill fucking
• 1:44:21
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• 1:44:28
  Gree of just being hyped for new things without knowing the
• 1:44:32
  actual that history. Well, that that's what said, man
• 1:44:36
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• 1:44:42
  back to the 70s you know. Star Wars fan.
• 1:44:45
  I'm not my mom but you know, close enough.
• 1:44:49
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• 1:44:54
  edition you. Yeah.
• 1:44:55
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• 1:45:01
  like II wouldn't I'm an OG so Wars fan but now be being an OG
• 1:45:07
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• 1:45:11
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• 1:45:14
  other people get fucked in the ass by so I think it's good and
• 1:45:19
  think it's great because they're like, well, welcome Kenobi.
• 1:45:26
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• 1:45:33
  years. Oh wait, you mean to tell me
• 1:45:36
  that? Like the Kenobi series isn't
• 1:45:38
  actually about Kenobi. It's about this other character
• 1:45:43
  who no one knows who fakes a hate crime because her, you
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  know, you know, her her, her Fame star is low.
• 1:45:54
  So we need to Hype it up, more. Oh, you mean that?
• 1:45:58
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• 1:46:03
  is, you know, getting their favorite franchise subverted and
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  they like it. They like it.
• 1:46:10
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• 1:46:11
  At least with Star Wars. You're not getting Phantom
• 1:46:14
  Menace remade or you know what fucking Empire Strikes Back.
• 1:46:18
  At least you're not getting Empire Strikes Back every
• 1:46:20
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• 1:46:23
  getting a re-release of Empire Strikes Back Force FX
• 1:46:27
  lightsabers or Empire Strikes Back.
• 1:46:29
  Fucking goddamn. I'm figures or bringing back
• 1:46:32
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• 1:46:35
  new animated 3D CGI Empire Strikes Back TV series and Audio
• 1:46:40
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• 1:46:54
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• 1:46:55
  Guys guys. Like fuck, dude.
• 1:46:58
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• 1:47:03
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• 1:47:06
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• 1:47:09
  re-released The Phantom Menace and 3D and were like, hey guys
• 1:47:16
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• 1:47:20
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• 1:47:24
  little early, the exact same movie, Just Phantom button 3D
• 1:47:29
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• 1:47:34
  to the can't into the cannon and we say that he doesn't add
• 1:47:39
  anything to it. Even really know other than what
• 1:47:44
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• 1:47:46
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• 1:47:50
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• 1:47:56
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• 1:48:02
  The other thing is look. Is look I mean I like sorry.
• 1:48:07
  I like Darth Maul but I do kind of like the idea that he didn't
• 1:48:12
  die at the end of episode 1. I don't really, I don't know why
• 1:48:18
  they why we needed to bring him back.
• 1:48:22
  It was cool for like two seasons of The Clone Wars but like they
• 1:48:28
  really played an outlet marketing boy, marketing up.
• 1:48:32
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• 1:48:37
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• 1:48:40
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• 1:48:43
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• 1:48:47
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• 1:48:49
  supposed to be in because logically you tried to one
• 1:48:51
  character, why is he in all these other Western games
• 1:48:55
  marketing boy? Why is he in the 3D movie
• 1:48:57
  marketing boy? Why was he in the first movie?
• 1:49:00
  When it's supposed to be based off of, One marketing boy.
• 1:49:05
  So why did they bring Darth Maul back marketing boy?
• 1:49:09
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• 1:49:15
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• 1:49:19
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• 1:49:22
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• 1:49:26
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• 1:49:29
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• 1:49:34
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• 1:49:41
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• 1:49:43
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• 1:49:48
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• 1:49:58
  version. The one, the one with Kiefer
• 1:50:05
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• 1:50:07
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• 1:50:11
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• 1:50:12
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• 1:50:13
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• 1:50:16
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• 1:50:18
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• 1:50:22
  I'm coming five right now. Apparently.
• 1:50:29
  The, the Metal Gear Solid Community is really pissed that
• 1:50:34
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• 1:50:39
  What's his face, David? Why?
• 1:50:42
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• 1:50:45
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  at that point for 13 years. 14 years, thirteen, twelve, twelve.
• 1:50:53
  Thirteen years. He essentially was the
• 1:50:56
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• 1:50:59
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• 1:51:03
  not replace the original Japanese snake voice actor.
• 1:51:07
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• 1:51:14
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• 1:51:17
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• 1:51:23
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• 1:51:25
  That that's cool. I'm sorry.
• 1:51:27
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• 1:51:35
  snake and stuff I'm like I'm not putting a solid snake.
• 1:51:38
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  Snake. Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  It's just it's just because Konami had Kojima had problems
• 1:51:49
  with hater in terms of, you know, their personal
• 1:51:52
  relationship and kochiyama really likes actors in
• 1:51:56
  Hollywood. So Yeah, well in Cochin Kojima
• 1:52:01
  supposedly is a massive key for Southern Man.
• 1:52:05
  But when oh yeah, I'm gonna ask Michael when someone asked him
• 1:52:08
  what his favorite film was. He just said, the lost boys were
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  just what everyone says so he might also mean it knowing, who
• 1:52:18
  knows. Yeah.
• 1:52:22
  Who knows? Yeah.
• 1:52:23
  So that's where we're at. That point was Silent Hill where
• 1:52:27
  it's just, I don't, I don't care.
• 1:52:30
  I just watch them. I watch him hand happily pipe it
• 1:52:33
  and they're going to give them money and they're going to get
• 1:52:36
  fucked and they're going to pay to get fucked and I'm gonna be
• 1:52:38
  like, sorry, do I well, well, I mean, what's your why?
• 1:52:43
  I hope these things are going to be good?
• 1:52:45
  Sure, I know they're not going to be.
• 1:52:48
  I've already lived through this too many times.
• 1:52:52
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• 1:52:54
  That's me with the strong Wars. I'll Sam.
• 1:52:56
  You should have canceled your Disney Plus subscription, you're
• 1:53:00
  being a little too harsh and then when the next Disney series
• 1:53:05
  comes out there like well, that wasn't as good as I hoped and
• 1:53:09
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• 1:53:17
  You know, for free of all this stuff be aware of anything that
• 1:53:22
  is in constant production or has or scaled up to be massively
• 1:53:28
  produced in different areas, don't ever fucking trust,
• 1:53:32
  anything like that because it will eventually be pushed into
• 1:53:36
  shit. Any Creative Juice will be wrung
• 1:53:38
  out for the process of making money from the franchisor IP.
• 1:53:44
  You know, I will say, I will say this, I found her.
• 1:53:47
  A whole earlier this week, I don't even know how I fell into
• 1:53:49
  it, but I fell into this weird Rat Hole of of this YouTuber
• 1:53:56
  that reviews, Steven, Seagal movies and he reviews the really
• 1:54:01
  shitty ones, right? So, but the thing of it is, is
• 1:54:10
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• 1:54:14
  like, they're like funny because they're so bad.
• 1:54:17
  Adele We yeah people. These people watch them knowing
• 1:54:22
  about their shit you know Lampoon stuff like that's one
• 1:54:28
  thing but to like constantly me hyping a stuff up as the next
• 1:54:34
  greatest thing and then just be disappointed.
• 1:54:37
  It's just no but having all this happens all the time now.
• 1:54:45
  And it's just it's the nature of it, you can't stop the
• 1:54:47
  hypebeast. You use can't.
• 1:54:50
  It's going to go no matter what, no matter how much logic you
• 1:54:52
  need to apply. Whether it's cyberpunk, whether
• 1:54:55
  it's no man's Sky, whether it's Silent Hill shit, whether it's
• 1:54:58
  Star Wars shit, whether it's just a fucking logo or not,
• 1:55:01
  people will, hi, Paulo, go to the ends of the Earth and get it
• 1:55:04
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• 1:55:09
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• 1:55:17
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• 1:55:21
  He came out recently and said that he fucking hated Damon
• 1:55:27
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  It was an Abomination and he didn't know why created it what
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  the Watchman brand. And and it again marking, boys.
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  So fuck Corpus basically. Yep, yep.
• 1:55:54
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  They'll try to, but yeah. but yeah, that would that would be
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  weird being trapped in a you know, in a cyber prison I don't
• 1:56:23
  let's just let's just not, let's just not, let's just fucking
• 1:56:27
  not, let's just not, let's just not even get because that's us.
• 1:56:34
  That's when gun start getting loaded.
• 1:56:39
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• 1:56:46
  other than that, what salsa burn newspapers and the media Big
• 1:56:52
  why? Because unfortunately was
• 1:56:56
  nothing interesting to happen in politics this week.
• 1:56:59
  All that happens when politicians to know.
• 1:57:02
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• 1:57:04
  This week was the New York Times.
• 1:57:08
  This is how bad Journal quote-unquote?
• 1:57:11
  Journalism has gone. There was peace in the New York
• 1:57:14
  Times. I shit, you not Joe Biden.
• 1:57:18
  Eat ice cream like a boss. Yeah, that's yeah.
• 1:57:23
  That's yeah. That's a fucking wasn't that a
• 1:57:26
  cover fluff because he had said some dumb shit in an interview
• 1:57:29
  while he was eating ice cream and not knowing what he's
• 1:57:31
  talking about regarding the economy.
• 1:57:34
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:57:36
  It was. It was so, it was something like
• 1:57:39
  that and are, you know what? It's Biden.
• 1:57:41
  So they've got to try something but good, but good.
• 1:57:44
  God, you mean to tell me? You mean, you talked to tell me
• 1:57:48
  that these kids are spending 20 30 grand.
• 1:57:52
  Go to journalism school. Yes, no, no.
• 1:57:56
  They're not pulling the. No one's going to journalism
• 1:57:59
  school anymore. Fuck that shit you.
• 1:58:03
  They're barely even hiring kids to write these fucking articles.
• 1:58:06
  You can have a eyes write these articles.
• 1:58:09
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• 1:58:11
  That's why I'm pretty sure the I'm pretty sure the AI route
• 1:58:15
  because Like I've looked in a lot of these in a lot of these
• 1:58:23
  in a lot of these newspaper like job websites.
• 1:58:25
  They do require you to have a journalism degree but I'm
• 1:58:28
  convinced that the entire industry is run by robots.
• 1:58:30
  Now because You know, fuck, hey eyes already at the level.
• 1:58:36
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• 1:58:39
  editors, pay for revisers who have to be less less experience
• 1:58:45
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• 1:58:49
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• 1:58:52
  nothing for and roll it. Fuck it especially something
• 1:58:57
  mundane is eats ice cream like fucking Christ.
• 1:59:01
  Yeah. And I mean look, I wouldn't
• 1:59:03
  really care except that like, I'm like, seriously that's your,
• 1:59:10
  that's your excuse. Like, at least, at least they
• 1:59:13
  tried to do creative shit to like, cover up Obama's.
• 1:59:17
  Fox when he was president, but now it's just like, oh well God
• 1:59:22
  is 70. You're at your old man, he eats
• 1:59:24
  ice cream like a boss. It's a really got.
• 1:59:28
  They've got statistics that they don't, they don't even need to
• 1:59:30
  fucking worry about it. That's why man people are dumber
• 1:59:34
  than ever are dumber than fucking ever.
• 1:59:36
  They care less than fucking ever.
• 1:59:38
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• 1:59:41
  Just the laugh at the whole thing laughs is it fucking
• 1:59:45
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• 1:59:49
  Maybe he's a little. I hate to say this, but maybe
• 1:59:52
  he's actually a lucky, dog hands are because I feel like once he
• 1:59:56
  gets out of here, shit's, right, like he's gonna miss all the
• 2:00:02
  shitty part, but he'll he's the kind who can always find
• 2:00:08
  something to laugh at even if that motherfucker lives, another
• 2:00:10
  30, 40 50 goddamn ears, let's fucking hope, right?
• 2:00:14
  He'll do the same thing. He always does laughs at fucking
• 2:00:17
  idiot. Something.
• 2:00:17
  Minute. Yeah.
• 2:00:20
  And we should all strive to do the same.
• 2:00:23
  Mmm. So, oh, speaking of congrats on
• 2:00:30
  since you were gone last week, enlightened in somewhat lighter
• 2:00:35
  news. But not really congrats on the
• 2:00:39
  return of your other show. The Good, The Bad and The
• 2:00:42
  Vicious. Thank you.
• 2:00:44
  Thank you. I'm what very good show.
• 2:00:49
  Did you see the faith Vickers interview with Cog?
• 2:00:54
  I'm cure, I did not. I have been kind of busy not
• 2:01:00
  done with these last few days. Yeah, so I mean, this whole last
• 2:01:04
  week, but especially these last few days, I've not, I've been
• 2:01:08
  catching little bits in here and there, and me and mr.
• 2:01:10
  Vickers have been speaking through and shit but I did not
• 2:01:14
  catch it. No.
• 2:01:15
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• 2:01:20
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• 2:01:26
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• 2:01:32
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• 2:01:37
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• 2:02:01
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• 2:02:08
  on Cog stream talking out her time with, you know, her and the
• 2:02:15
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• 2:02:20
  let you be 100% transparent or that's not met.
• 2:02:23
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• 2:02:26
  Account under speaking Dragon. Oh, that's 100% ethanol of her
• 2:02:30
  goddamn fucking Ralph 100%. Yeah, I know.
• 2:02:34
  It's a pig in a horse costume. Really is what it is, which for
• 2:02:39
  some, that's a funnier mental image.
• 2:02:42
  So you, so you Wrangle. So.
• 2:02:44
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• 2:02:47
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• 2:02:50
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• 2:02:55
  in Red Dead. Online really did pay off, I
• 2:02:57
  promise. Oh yeah.
• 2:03:00
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• 2:03:06
  It's just, you know, if we want to go that route, I would I have
• 2:03:12
  to say that my cabal is actually more desirable move is more
• 2:03:17
  desirable than Ethan at this point.
• 2:03:23
  But yeah, I guess I would, I guess people are now re watching
• 2:03:30
  my interview with the Vicar's because people are saying, well,
• 2:03:33
  you said on the billboard Vickers that you wouldn't make
• 2:03:36
  your show about, you can Ralph and you'd be turn and look at
• 2:03:42
  what it's all about. And, you know, I can, I can say,
• 2:03:46
  for the record that Vickers never said, he would ignore
• 2:03:49
  Ralph on his show. You just said that one.
• 2:03:52
  To be the only topic I mean yeah like granted yeah we'll talk
• 2:03:58
  about it because he's in Vickers is life.
• 2:04:01
  And if anyone is listening this for any intel anything?
• 2:04:05
  Yeah. No wool fuckin talk about him if
• 2:04:08
  some shit happens but like of course he's going to make jokes
• 2:04:11
  right? The dude's integrated and mr.
• 2:04:14
  Vickers live whether he likes it or not, right?
• 2:04:16
  And have there been some like okay, so episode 1 is horror
• 2:04:21
  video games we had Later on we didn't fucking talk about Ralph
• 2:04:25
  at all episode 2 we had on Lars who does the gun Comics.
• 2:04:33
  We talk about comic books. Naturally was going to come up
• 2:04:35
  because of the artists and bloodsports we were talking
• 2:04:37
  about the history of course he's going to fucking come up.
• 2:04:39
  Batman. He did not come up once other
• 2:04:42
  than some fucking jokes at his expense, random nonsense.
• 2:04:45
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• 2:04:49
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• 2:04:52
  man. A much fighting.
• 2:04:53
  We had Dan the King on. So yes, of course, he was going
• 2:04:56
  to be involved in that discussion vacations didn't have
• 2:05:00
  any of that mr. Vickers was even on that show
• 2:05:04
  the week. After that, the want to be mayor
• 2:05:07
  man, boys of America Hearst and video games didn't really got
• 2:05:11
  mentioned at all, and Father's responsibilities with again,
• 2:05:15
  Dan. So, when we have this, many
• 2:05:18
  people involved in, and of course, is going to fucking come
• 2:05:21
  up, but it's not. Give see, it's not like the, the
• 2:05:24
  Crux of our show, depends upon him, and I think he likes buddy.
• 2:05:30
  He likes to think that, but of course, because it makes him the
• 2:05:36
  victim when she loves to fucking be.
• 2:05:38
  But even then, even if we do, talk about fucking cares.
• 2:05:43
  I mean, here's the thing. If, if we talk about it too
• 2:05:46
  much, people are just going to stop fucking watching, they're
• 2:05:49
  not going to fucking care and That's okay, cool.
• 2:05:53
  I wouldn't blame you. Something being beat into the
• 2:05:55
  fucking ground day in and day out.
• 2:05:57
  That's boring for any show, right?
• 2:06:00
  Yeah, the beautiful part, is it, we don't everything we talked
• 2:06:05
  about, it doesn't have to be about him, it may partially
• 2:06:08
  involve him or it may give us some leeway to fucking throw a
• 2:06:11
  jab or two but well, I mean, how are you going to not bring up
• 2:06:16
  something that's this ingrained into?
• 2:06:23
  One of our, the co-host lives, you know?
• 2:06:26
  Well the other thing too is, is as Vickers has often said, this
• 2:06:33
  isn't this isn't his job, he has like a nap so he he isn't
• 2:06:38
  dependent on internet clout so he can just do we do the show
• 2:06:44
  for fun. Like I don't get ya anymore, it
• 2:06:46
  doesn't make any money. I don't get any money.
• 2:06:48
  I do it because I enjoy doing it.
• 2:06:52
  We can have as few viewers as possible and I'd still enjoy
• 2:06:56
  fucking doing it. Um, so like the only reason we
• 2:07:00
  don't talk about him or make a note to talk about him, every
• 2:07:03
  fucking episode is because it gets boring.
• 2:07:07
  If we're talking about him is because something interesting
• 2:07:11
  happened, he got beat up in Portugal, he got beat up in
• 2:07:14
  Portugal again, who fucking knows what else?
• 2:07:16
  It could be right, he's a terrible goddamn father and
• 2:07:21
  we're going to throw I can Jabs and you know, scored stipulation
• 2:07:25
  so it doesn't fucking matter. You know, I will I will say I
• 2:07:32
  found your analogies and Tamagotchis 0 as well, you know,
• 2:07:39
  I'm not I'm not a dad, I had a Tamagotchi I you know that I
• 2:07:45
  had. That was clever.
• 2:07:46
  I yeah, well, I mean let's see it.
• 2:07:50
  It's not hard. Don't kill yourself.
• 2:07:59
  Yeah, that was kind of thing with like Furbies back in the
• 2:08:02
  90s too. So yeah no, that's that's why I
• 2:08:07
  said the child rearing simulator princess maker like yeah, I I
• 2:08:11
  got experience but I got enough to know, you know what not to
• 2:08:14
  do, not to make a fucking spectacle of the child.
• 2:08:17
  Yeah, I mean, I remember I applied the I played this Oh
• 2:08:23
  yeah. Seems to you know, was Anna and
• 2:08:27
  actually like I forgot what it was last year, I played The Sims
• 2:08:31
  4 and I actually I made like an entire Sim like not SimCity but
• 2:08:38
  like same neighborhood of like online of like e-tron
• 2:08:43
  personalities. So I actually had like, I
• 2:08:48
  actually had like a neighborhood of like Andy.
• 2:08:52
  Or skiing like PBP who were like, who were living next door
• 2:08:57
  to Ralph and um, and and Route and Ralph Sim is over like
• 2:09:02
  fighting with and he's so and then you have Jim who because no
• 2:09:08
  one knows what Jim looks like. I had to take a guess.
• 2:09:13
  So I just I just made the most your typical Irish looking guy.
• 2:09:18
  I could think of basically A real patio furniture.
• 2:09:25
  Yeah, but I guess I guess Vickers will be back next week
• 2:09:33
  and I'll be the, I'll be the gassed or I was invited and she
• 2:09:40
  will. Yes.
• 2:09:41
  So I guess we talking horror movies.
• 2:09:45
  So yes. Which which means you'll get to
• 2:09:50
  hear all of my love of a certain cannibal.
• 2:09:54
  Oh good. That will be a fun, that'll be a
• 2:10:00
  fun topic. That will be a fun discussion.
• 2:10:05
  I'm looking forward to that. I'm looking for so which yeah
• 2:10:10
  maybe Ralph does need to visit with dr.
• 2:10:14
  Lecter I'm not you know well but I mean that might that man's
• 2:10:19
  mind is already broken. So true, very true and maybe
• 2:10:24
  he's even too. Broken for maybe, he's maybe
• 2:10:28
  it's too broken for him for Hannibal.
• 2:10:36
  Although I'm sure dr. Lecture with just seafood at
• 2:10:40
  that point. So I mean yeah, probably, but
• 2:10:44
  probably, but you can catch that this Thursday at 8 p.m. central
• 2:10:53
  trying to remember own show times here at good.
• 2:10:57
  Bad vicious.com. So if you want to tune in and
• 2:11:00
  see Sammy and I they're One other thing you guys have a
• 2:11:04
  website now yeah, apparently good.
• 2:11:07
  Bad. Vicious.com just links directly
• 2:11:09
  to the YouTube page, so that's easy.
• 2:11:12
  Awesome. Yeah, so yeah.
• 2:11:16
  And then, I myself mr. Vickers and mrs.
• 2:11:22
  Vicious Vickers, will be recapping a special Sunday
• 2:11:25
  edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Vicious podcast, because
• 2:11:28
  we did miss this Thursday. And that will be at 6 p.m.
• 2:11:32
  Morrow Pacific Standard Time 8:00 Central.
• 2:11:38
  Oh and what will the topic be? Because if let me make sure I
• 2:11:44
  don't think he's been announced yet.
• 2:11:46
  It has not been announced yet but I think it'll be it'll be
• 2:11:52
  quite fun. I think it's going to be
• 2:11:54
  something you'll want to exclaim for you know.
• 2:11:58
  Yeah. I I still have to say, as I
• 2:12:01
  mentioned on Twitter that the the even though midget mrs.
• 2:12:07
  Vickers was on the podcast. Why I've her coming into that
• 2:12:13
  into the room from a dead sleep and just shit talking?
• 2:12:20
  Even as be, that'd be the funniest thing I've seen.
• 2:12:25
  I've heard at least in a while Oh yeah.
• 2:12:28
  Oh yeah. So, yeah, yeah, that's good.
• 2:12:35
  It's gonna be good, though. Everything's going to be good.
• 2:12:38
  As long as I don't die from sickness again.
• 2:12:41
  Well, you know, if If worst comes to worst, just let you
• 2:12:49
  know, just let Johnny silver hand.
• 2:12:51
  Take over your your body. So, oh dude, it wouldn't even.
• 2:12:56
  It wouldn't even be a worry about that.
• 2:12:58
  That's just the automatic or something goes down.
• 2:13:01
  Boom, Johnny takes over. Yeah.
• 2:13:05
  All right. Well, you know folks so we had
• 2:13:08
  some technical technical difficulties in the beginning.
• 2:13:13
  I think Apex is phone died or make or probably he just bailed
• 2:13:21
  and I'm going to assume a dad. I'm going to assume the best in
• 2:13:24
  him. Fuck you Sammy.
• 2:13:33
  You know, and then the internet I guess, pick up there for a sec
• 2:13:38
  because Konami is a bunch of cons.
• 2:13:43
  Yeah. Associating assholes again
• 2:13:51
  Arkham YouTubers. Don't you just stop sucking
• 2:13:54
  Warner Brothers. James's dick.
• 2:13:57
  And actually, you know, look if you're good, I'm being DC fans.
• 2:14:02
  I'll say it. Fuck Samuel and say, oh, stop
• 2:14:04
  being fucking DC fans. There you want somebody?
• 2:14:09
  Hey, come hate me, I'm a lot more fun to hate now.
• 2:14:13
  I mean, I have I'm not. Nope, I've no problem, I have no
• 2:14:16
  problem with hating on the on the rest of the DC Universe.
• 2:14:21
  But it's like, if you're gonna Here's the thing I want to like
• 2:14:26
  I want to like Batman but if but I also want to be able to do
• 2:14:31
  Batman. Oh well, and oh, that's the
• 2:14:34
  other thing. You can't even fucking play
• 2:14:36
  Batman in this game. And yeah, I know that's kind of
• 2:14:39
  the point but still Gotham sucked because that was a Batman
• 2:14:46
  show without Batman and it sucked and, you know, without
• 2:14:54
  Banning him is so does it? So there it go.
• 2:15:00
  But uh, anyway, I guess I'll see you guys next, Thursday.
• 2:15:08
  And then back. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
• 2:15:11
  So, yeah, yeah. Thanks for the good one, and
• 2:15:16
  everyone. Yep, adios have a good one.
• 2:15:24
  I thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on.
• 2:15:31
  The NGC Network. Please visit Sam's website at
• 2:15:36
  www.ge.com, Whitfield.com and supports am on patreon and
• 2:15:42
  patreon.com Whitfield report. Until next time, God bless God.
• 2:15:49
  Save this great nation and God Freedom leg.
• 2:15:52
  Jassi in that order. Suck my dick.
• 2:15:57
  Warner Brothers.