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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
- 0:05Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Did you survive your weekend? Hopefully you did.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Good morning. Hi, I'm Alabama. I am sunburn today. Went
- 0:22Speaker 3: on a motorcycle ride yesterday. Did not put on sunscreen,
- 0:25Speaker 3: So here's your PSA. It is still summertime. If you're
- 0:29Speaker 3: going to be outside for a long amount of time,
- 0:31Speaker 3: where your sunscreen? Good morning. If you are new to
- 0:36Speaker 3: the show, thank you for being here.
- 0:38Speaker 1: All the way.
- 0:38Speaker 3: Ask Alabama today is a good one. If you ever
- 0:40Speaker 3: have an issue, dating, drama, in laws, bad coworkers, whatever
- 0:44Speaker 3: it is, Eight three three five one BAMA is the number.
- 0:46Speaker 2: We try to help you.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Solve your issues, and if not, we take advice from
- 0:50Speaker 3: other people who might be able to help.
- 0:51Speaker 2: You with your issues. Also, do you.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Have a nickname for a coworker that could be an
- 0:57Speaker 3: HR complaint? Think about that. To do that at eight
- 1:00Speaker 3: o'clock or you can call right now. Eight three thirty
- 1:02Speaker 3: five I one BAMA is the number.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Also, what the hell?
- 1:05Speaker 3: Headline six fifty and eight fifty Crazy things people do
- 1:07Speaker 3: in the news, and what's awesome? What is your good news?
- 1:10Speaker 3: What are you excited about? What are you celebrating. We'll
- 1:13Speaker 3: do that at seven forty, but you can call anytime.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Eight three thirty five A one Bama is the number.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Good morning, thank you for being here.
- 1:21Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
- 1:23Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
- 1:25Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Hey man had to get rescued out of a port
- 1:30Speaker 3: a potty after getting stuck.
- 1:32Speaker 4: Why did he get stuck in it? Or did he
- 1:36Speaker 4: just get locked in?
- 1:37Speaker 2: No, he was stuck inside the toilet.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Oh, and he was trying to get a mountain dew
- 1:42Speaker 3: out that somehow he had.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I don't know. Listen to this knocked again.
- 1:46Speaker 5: The man inside said he was not going to get out.
- 1:49Speaker 5: They looked inside and didn't see anybody.
- 1:52Speaker 6: The lid was.
- 1:53Speaker 5: Closed, no one was in the restroom, and kind of
- 1:55Speaker 5: startled that. All of a sudden, a head popped out
- 1:58Speaker 5: of the toilet and he said, I'm here. He told
- 2:01Speaker 5: them he was retrieving a mountain dew bottle that he
- 2:04Speaker 5: dropped in from the night before. After it was cut open,
- 2:06Speaker 5: the man was able to ask the toilet fire department
- 2:09Speaker 5: did to hook up water to their truck.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Hold on, I want to know what was in that
- 2:13Speaker 3: mountain dew bottle because nobody would just climb into a
- 2:17Speaker 3: porta potty toilet looking for a mountain bottle.
- 2:19Speaker 4: I just don't know how you got his whole body
- 2:21Speaker 4: in there.
- 2:21Speaker 2: I don't either.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Super Easy Trivia with the yell Obama Show eight three
- 2:28Speaker 3: thirty five, I one Bama is the number to call
- 2:30Speaker 3: the show, John Yelle, Good morning. Where are you calling from?
- 2:34Speaker 2: Okay? From the hunt Girl House? Traffic in Huntsville today.
- 2:40Speaker 6: Little bit?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Are you on your way to work?
- 2:42Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:44Speaker 2: Where do you work?
- 2:44Speaker 3: Do you do?
- 2:45Speaker 2: I'm a secret hearing for a NUR contractor? Oh girl,
- 2:48Speaker 2: kachin kachin? All right?
- 2:53Speaker 3: You want to play super easy Trivia and see if
- 2:55Speaker 3: you're smarter than Producer Blake?
- 2:57Speaker 6: I do all right.
- 2:58Speaker 3: I'll ask the questions, use your name is your buzzer,
- 3:00Speaker 3: and then say the answer real fast, because we know
- 3:03Speaker 3: producer Blake cheats.
- 3:04Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Question number one? Who is the fairy in Peter Pan?
- 3:10Speaker 6: Danielle tinker Bill?
- 3:12Speaker 2: Good job, all right.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Carol, you got it all right. Next?
- 3:16Speaker 3: What I love?
- 3:17Speaker 2: I love you? You are great? What did Jack and
- 3:19Speaker 2: Joe go up a hill to fetch.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Pail of water? See muddy, You're slow.
- 3:27Speaker 3: I don't even have to cheat today, all right, last
- 3:30Speaker 3: one for the wind who who is the villain.
- 3:32Speaker 2: And Beauty and the Beast John get fun.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I hope you go into work today and tell everybody
- 3:50Speaker 3: you are the smartest person in the room. You're at
- 3:52Speaker 3: least smarter than producer Blake. Congratulations, you won.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Thank you so much. There's three things you need to
- 3:59Speaker 1: know with the Elabma show.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Any Ace Hardware just opened in Moody. They had an
- 4:05Speaker 3: official ribbon cutting this past weekend.
- 4:07Speaker 2: What makes this one special is you'll see.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Like the hardware staples that they always have, but they'll
- 4:11Speaker 3: also have outdoor apparel, gifts and day to day items,
- 4:15Speaker 3: so they'll have the Tyler candles and detergent. It's at
- 4:20Speaker 3: Crossroads Plaza Drive close to the Moody Civic.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Center if you want to go there. Officially open now.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Spain defeated Argentina in the twenty twenty six FIFA World
- 4:30Speaker 3: Cup Final yesterday.
- 4:31Speaker 2: This was their first win in the tournament.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Since twenty ten, so this was sixteen years in the making.
- 4:37Speaker 3: There is a score of one to zero in overtime
- 4:40Speaker 3: to finally get the win for them. So congratulations Spain,
- 4:44Speaker 3: Jelly Roll and Bunny XO finalized their divorce after a
- 4:48Speaker 3: decade together.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Well what is it? What's in the divorce?
- 4:51Speaker 3: So the confidential settlement earlier this month, the court document
- 4:56Speaker 3: show they're dividing an aircraft, so a plane, okay, cars,
- 5:01Speaker 3: our vehicles, homes and intellectual properties and Jelly's going to
- 5:05Speaker 3: make a one time confidential payment to money with no
- 5:08Speaker 3: alimony claims.
- 5:09Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's not as bad as a photo would be.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Both flame.
- 5:13Speaker 2: They're still having a kid together.
- 5:14Speaker 3: She says he's her best friend, So I'm glad that
- 5:18Speaker 3: this was not messy.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Yeah, if they're still having a kid together, I would
- 5:22Speaker 4: figure it's not too bad.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Yeah, good for them.
- 5:24Speaker 3: That's three things you need to know more on The
- 5:27Speaker 3: Alabama Show dot com.
- 5:29Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Good morning, Lindsey. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
- 5:35Speaker 6: My future mother in law is having a fit over
- 5:38Speaker 6: my wedding.
- 5:38Speaker 3: I know that's why we do Ask Alabama, and we
- 5:41Speaker 3: do our best to help you with any kind of
- 5:43Speaker 3: issue that you have.
- 5:44Speaker 2: And I know weddings are.
- 5:45Speaker 3: The worst to deal with and there's always wedding drama.
- 5:48Speaker 2: So what's going on? How is your future mother in
- 5:51Speaker 2: law freaking out?
- 5:52Speaker 4: Over your wedding.
- 5:53Speaker 6: So my fans say, and I are getting married in
- 5:55Speaker 6: a week and it's a small wedding in a small
- 5:59Speaker 6: town for like a year. And my future mother in
- 6:03Speaker 6: law just texted me like literally, like she just asked
- 6:08Speaker 6: this week and she said to add to the schedule
- 6:11Speaker 6: a speech from my fiance's uncle, I know, not a
- 6:16Speaker 6: close uncle, mind you Like okay, yeah, Like we told
- 6:21Speaker 6: her like, oh sorry, it's two last minute, Like there's
- 6:23Speaker 6: just no time that day. We already have all the
- 6:25Speaker 6: speeches planned out, so you know, she's having her male
- 6:29Speaker 6: dumb he already had the speech written out and.
- 6:33Speaker 2: She told me that he could do the speech.
- 6:36Speaker 6: Yeah, she told him that, And then we told her no,
- 6:41Speaker 6: And now she's not us. We're making her look bad
- 6:43Speaker 6: because she doesn't want to have to go back and
- 6:45Speaker 6: go now. So like we already said no, but she
- 6:50Speaker 6: is just like not letting it go.
- 6:52Speaker 4: So what do we do call the show?
- 6:55Speaker 3: If you if you have gotten married and your family
- 6:58Speaker 3: has gone nuts at your wedding and tried to take over.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Because I'm sure You're not the only one I know that.
- 7:02Speaker 3: I've heard tons of stories at weddings where people have
- 7:05Speaker 3: tried to make other people's wedding their own wedding when
- 7:08Speaker 3: it wasn't them getting married. Eight three three five oh
- 7:11Speaker 3: one BAMA is the number to call the show, give
- 7:13Speaker 3: Lindsay some advice or tell us your story.
- 7:16Speaker 2: That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
- 7:19Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Have you ever had somebody try to take over your wedding?
- 7:25Speaker 3: Call the show, share your story eight three three five
- 7:27Speaker 3: oh one Bama because that's what's.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Going on and ask Alabama Today.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Lindsay's mother in law started telling other family members they
- 7:34Speaker 3: could give speeches.
- 7:36Speaker 2: We did a Facebook Poul.
- 7:38Speaker 3: If your future mother in law tells random people in
- 7:40Speaker 3: the family they can give speeches at your wedding without
- 7:43Speaker 3: asking what are you doing? And you can go comment
- 7:45Speaker 3: on the Alabama Show and said move the wedding and
- 7:48Speaker 3: don't tell her.
- 7:50Speaker 4: That's a good, good idea and you can do that.
- 7:52Speaker 4: That would be hilarious.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Yeah, don't try to take over a wedding. Neither one
- 7:57Speaker 2: of us have been married, Madge.
- 8:00Speaker 3: I've seen my friend go through this and her future
- 8:02Speaker 3: brother in law at the time gave her a big
- 8:05Speaker 3: budget and paid for the wedding. But She was like,
- 8:07Speaker 3: but you have to use my photographer, and my harpist
- 8:09Speaker 3: and my all.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Of She had to pick it.
- 8:12Speaker 2: She would pay for it, but she had to pick everything.
- 8:15Speaker 4: I don't even know if that's worth it.
- 8:17Speaker 2: It's not.
- 8:17Speaker 4: It's if it's my wedding. I want it to be
- 8:19Speaker 4: my wedding night, my mother in law's wedding.
- 8:22Speaker 2: That's that's what I told her.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I said, don't take the money, make it your own.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Call the show Who who was the pain when you
- 8:30Speaker 3: got married? Eight three three five oh one Bama is
- 8:33Speaker 3: the number.
- 8:34Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the ELEM.
- 8:37Speaker 3: We have a first to lure weather day with dangerously
- 8:40Speaker 3: high heat index levels today and tomorrow. So the heat
- 8:43Speaker 3: index is going to top one hundred and five degrees
- 8:46Speaker 3: mainly along and west of I sixty five. But the
- 8:50Speaker 3: combination of heat and humidity could lead to a lot
- 8:52Speaker 3: of heat related illnesses. So stay hydrated, try not to
- 8:55Speaker 3: be outside if you don't have to be, take a
- 8:57Speaker 3: lot of breaks in the air condition or shaded areas.
- 9:01Speaker 4: If you do.
- 9:02Speaker 3: There's any Furbo nanny that can do more than just
- 9:05Speaker 3: the normal fur both camera they just upgraded it can
- 9:08Speaker 3: give them treats, talk to them, auto track your pets
- 9:11Speaker 3: without you having to move the camera through the app.
- 9:13Speaker 3: But it also has color night vision in full HD,
- 9:16Speaker 3: and sends alerts about your pets activities to your phone,
- 9:19Speaker 3: like if they're barking. But this is the cool new feature.
- 9:22Speaker 3: It has a Calm my Pet feature, so when it
- 9:25Speaker 3: notices that your pet is anxious, it will play calming
- 9:28Speaker 3: music and give your pets treats. So if you want
- 9:31Speaker 3: to upgrade, that's the new upgrade on on the Furbo camera.
- 9:35Speaker 3: Nick Jonas just shared the first DMS he sent his
- 9:37Speaker 3: now wife Prianka.
- 9:39Speaker 4: I need to see these, so.
- 9:40Speaker 3: On the Hey Jonas podcast, he even showed the screenshots
- 9:44Speaker 3: and it said, hello, I've heard from a few people
- 9:46Speaker 3: that we should meet. I have to agree with these people.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Are you in La anytime soon? And then he shows
- 9:52Speaker 3: this screen shot like a few hours later. She responded
- 9:55Speaker 3: and she said that Graham Rogers told her a lot
- 9:57Speaker 3: about him, and she said, let's text more private, but
- 10:00Speaker 3: my team can access this on our Instagram and then
- 10:03Speaker 3: that's how they exchange numbers. And now they're married and
- 10:05Speaker 3: have a kid together.
- 10:06Speaker 4: Honestly, that's a pretty good dam I thought it was
- 10:08Speaker 4: going to be more cringe. That's actually pretty good name.
- 10:10Speaker 2: He did good.
- 10:11Speaker 3: It's Nick Jonas. You know he's gonna be smooth. I'd
- 10:13Speaker 3: marry Nick Jonas well.
- 10:15Speaker 4: That's just because you know what he looks like.
- 10:16Speaker 3: I know.
- 10:18Speaker 4: I'm going off of words. That was good words.
- 10:20Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the Hey Jonas podcast, you can
- 10:23Speaker 3: get it on our free iHeartRadio app. And that is
- 10:25Speaker 3: three things you need to know more at the Alabama
- 10:29Speaker 3: Show dot com.
- 10:30Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Here's a good news story for today.
- 10:35Speaker 4: All right, let's hear it Alabama.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Imagine you're trying to find love. You're at an airport
- 10:38Speaker 3: and the airport plays Cupid. Because on July eighth, there
- 10:41Speaker 3: was a girl named Grace. She was at the airport
- 10:44Speaker 3: in Cleveland and she saw a handsome maintenance worker on
- 10:47Speaker 3: the tarmac and she missed.
- 10:49Speaker 2: The chance to give him her number.
- 10:51Speaker 3: So she went on Reddit to see if the internet
- 10:54Speaker 3: could help her, kind of like misconnections.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Yeah, her Reddit post went viral.
- 10:59Speaker 3: The airport officials saw it and they identified the guy.
- 11:03Speaker 3: His name was Simon. And so when Grace flew back
- 11:06Speaker 3: from her vacation four days later, Simon was waiting at
- 11:10Speaker 3: the gate with a bouquet of flowers.
- 11:12Speaker 4: That's that is so cool.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I love this story.
- 11:15Speaker 3: I'm telling you like it's like a freaking movie. I
- 11:18Speaker 3: love when there's love stories like a movie. He literally
- 11:20Speaker 3: was waiting. So now they're planning their first date. Someone
- 11:23Speaker 3: on Reddit also offered her services as a wedding planner
- 11:27Speaker 3: if they decided to get married after the first date.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.
- 11:32Speaker 2: I freaking love that.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Could you imagine coming back from the airport and the
- 11:36Speaker 3: maintenance workers standing there waiting with a bouquet of flowers.
- 11:39Speaker 2: That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard.
- 11:41Speaker 4: She better marry him, he went all out. I will
- 11:43Speaker 4: say that.
- 11:43Speaker 2: That better end up in marriage.
- 11:45Speaker 3: If you have good news you want to share a
- 11:47Speaker 3: call the show eight three thirty five, Aye, Bama is
- 11:49Speaker 3: the number.
- 11:50Speaker 1: You were listening to The Alabama Show. The following program
- 11:54Speaker 1: is on demand.
- 11:55Speaker 3: What's a nickname you have for a coworker that could
- 11:58Speaker 3: be an HR complaint?
- 12:00Speaker 2: Call the show eight three three five oh one, bemaz
- 12:03Speaker 2: the number.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Don't know what we can say?
- 12:09Speaker 2: I got one.
- 12:10Speaker 4: I got a story.
- 12:11Speaker 3: By the way, thanks for listening to The Alabama Show.
- 12:13Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
- 12:15Speaker 4: That's me.
- 12:16Speaker 3: So Hannah, my little cousin from Why. She's the voice
- 12:21Speaker 3: of What the Hell headlines. Yeah, her fiance. We're talking
- 12:24Speaker 3: to her fiance. Okay, Andy, I can't say what he does.
- 12:28Speaker 3: We'll get in trouble.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Yeah, But he was telling a story. He injured himself
- 12:33Speaker 3: over the weekend and so going to work today. We
- 12:36Speaker 3: were like, oh, you can't go to work today because
- 12:38Speaker 3: you can't do the.
- 12:39Speaker 4: Jobs that you do.
- 12:40Speaker 3: And he goes, I'm gonna be the toolholder and hand
- 12:42Speaker 3: it to the guy I work with.
- 12:44Speaker 2: But that's not what he said.
- 12:45Speaker 3: He said already texted cross Eyed Joe and told.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Him he's got to do the work, and I doing.
- 12:52Speaker 4: I'm the toolholder.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Croleside Joe. That's the nickname they have for their co.
- 13:01Speaker 3: And yes, he's cross He's got an eye that.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Looks the wrong way. Would have guessed.
- 13:06Speaker 2: That's why they call him cross side. And Joe I said, oh,
- 13:11Speaker 2: I'm telling this story tomorrow our bosses here in town.
- 13:17Speaker 2: And I was like, please come sit in.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Let people call the show and tell us the nicknames
- 13:23Speaker 3: they have.
- 13:23Speaker 2: For their coworkers.
- 13:24Speaker 3: And you tell people if you would fire them for
- 13:26Speaker 3: that or not, because I can't be in the room
- 13:28Speaker 3: for that.
- 13:30Speaker 4: That's so good, though, But I thought you were going
- 13:32Speaker 4: to say cotton eye Joe when you started that.
- 13:34Speaker 2: That's why they said cross side joke because it goes
- 13:37Speaker 2: with cotton Joe.
- 13:38Speaker 4: Where did you come from?
- 13:38Speaker 2: Where did you go? You don't know because he's a
- 13:40Speaker 2: cross side show.
- 13:43Speaker 4: I love cross Side Joe.
- 13:45Speaker 3: What's the nickname you have for your coworkers that could
- 13:47Speaker 3: be an HR problem?
- 13:49Speaker 2: Make three three five oh one two two six two.
- 13:51Speaker 3: You were listening to the Alabama Show eight three three
- 13:55Speaker 3: five one Bama is the number to call the show.
- 13:57Speaker 3: We're looking for nicknames for coworkers that you have that
- 14:01Speaker 3: would be an HR complaint.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Good morning, who's this? Prefer to remain nameless?
- 14:07Speaker 3: Okay, good that's even better if your coworkers are listening.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Where are you calling from?
- 14:14Speaker 4: Area? Okay?
- 14:15Speaker 3: What's your nickname for your coworker that could get you
- 14:17Speaker 3: in trouble with HR?
- 14:18Speaker 4: Like Carlow's.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Believe that one. See you next Tuesday?
- 14:25Speaker 2: Ok yeah, Okay, all right, well there you go. I
- 14:29Speaker 2: don't think I'm asking.
- 14:30Speaker 3: Okay, good morning, who's this?
- 14:36Speaker 4: River?
- 14:37Speaker 2: River? Good morning?
- 14:38Speaker 3: Where are you calling from I'm going for Okay, what's
- 14:43Speaker 3: what's the nickname you have for your coworker that could
- 14:45Speaker 3: get you in trouble with HR?
- 14:47Speaker 1: She is no longer my coworker. I called her Mocha Mama.
- 14:51Speaker 2: You called her Mocha Mama, Oka Mama.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Perfect name for me was white chocolate.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Okay. I love that.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Well, as long as y'all both knew it, and it
- 14:59Speaker 3: was in eleven, I appreciate that. Oh yeah, okay, R
- 15:05Speaker 3: complaints that makes sense. Well, you know our TikTok lives
- 15:11Speaker 3: are HR complaints with me and producer Blake, So.
- 15:15Speaker 4: I love that.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Thank you River for sharing.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Sure, welcome. You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Do you have a nickname for me that nobody knows
- 15:23Speaker 2: about that'll get you in trouble?
- 15:25Speaker 4: I don't know you.
- 15:27Speaker 2: That's a yes, that's all right. I got one for
- 15:29Speaker 2: you too, and you know it. I can't say it
- 15:32Speaker 2: on the radio anyway.
- 15:34Speaker 3: We're done anything you missed on the show, including funny
- 15:36Speaker 3: nicknames we have for coworkers. Listen to The Alabama Show
- 15:40Speaker 3: on demand. We podcast every day on the free iHeartRadio app,
- 15:43Speaker 3: and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.