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If it ain't build, it's tack. If it ain't waves, it's whack.
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If it nin't skirts, it's slack. Gotta beat this or that.
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If it I steer, it's doggy. If it ain't high, it's sooky.
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If it ain't ay, it's fogy. Gotta be this all that?
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Who can it be? If it ain't me? I know it's not your
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brother. Can't you see It's gotta be just one way of the other.
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Tell me what I'm must know. If you don't lie, I'll go.
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If it ain't yes, it's no gotta be this a bad illiay im act,
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I'm really in the mass man asking for my hands. So you just
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understand this gotta be this a fad, I ain't gonna see it. And
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wait even I had a date in nineteen twenty as the gotta be this a
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fad? Why I'm it one soldier, I'm the side. But he was
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you kind of call and lanky, handy dad. I reminded him of lovely
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native girlsy scene and hey, what is of you? Bangy? So just
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make up your mind because if you don't, you find I ain't a past
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time and you're love of the common contact with a baseball bat m tata be
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well. Judy has decided to augment her vocal talents by becoming a musician,
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and as our scene open, she's practicing on the saxophone. Draam audrum,
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joinium, I'm yes, Judy, come over here. Take those air mups
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off. I'm coming, honey. How can you hear with those air mufs
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on? I can't. Hey, what do you think of my playing?
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That's my music sends you? Oh? Yes, MIT's this said? All
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right? But that ain't the way I like to travel. Well, I
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learned a new number. Listen to this, okay, godl and Judy?
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What number was that song of India by Ramsky Kars The car M's the Corser
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car. Well it sounded flat, my sur it's flat carsic cop was driving
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in on the ramsky. Oh hey, this jitty and that's the mouse sting
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in that saxophone. Now I'm happy. Hm, that's settled it. That's
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the last time I'll ever play the saxophone. While I'm chewing bubblegum. Thank
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you, Raiam. Did you ever play a musical instrument? Oh? Yeah,
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honey, I used to play the tuba. I put everything I had
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into that tuber. You did, yes, with my shape, I could
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jesse about naked Oho, mad Aggie. How'd you like my saxophone solo?
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Well, Judy, I can't say much for your playing. Why must you
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always play swing? I'm staed up with popular music, Well, shot,
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said I after I played it ain't popular? Of course, I like some
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modern conductors, such as Paul Whitemancostilana whom do you like? Well? I
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kind of lean toward Harry James, but Betty Gravell keep pushing me away.
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Ah, but the old masters will live forever yep. After all, why
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would music be today if Wagner didn't give a wag beet Hoven didn't give a
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beat, and damn Rush didn't guty you thought I was gonna cut and say
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durn didn't you? Well this I ain't getting my practicing done. Hey,
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look, my judy. That man next door is opening his window and waving
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at you. O man, mister Michael, did you hear me playing indeed?
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I did you know Atterson, Topeka and Santa fe? Yeah? Do
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you want me to play it? No? I want you to take it.
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Oh, tell him, no mind this duty. He's just old meaning
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yeah, I know it. He's so many uses, Bob, why for
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clothes line so the birds can't sit down? Little birds. Feels so sorry
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for him. Just have a good fat any time. But to the time
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on the radio. Oh gosh, yeah, I nearly forgot my favorite program
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turning on drain him the toottl saxophone now uh is on the air. Two
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little saxophones are dandy, built to get your mouth. That's newt by morning.
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Keep it handy when you're going on that to uh to hello, everybody,
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this is hot. Flickstein, you're a saxophone man. Are you a
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social outcast? You sit home alone? Yeah? Night after night you do,
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uh huh, Well, then take a saxophone course and be the life
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of the party. If after six lessons, you don't play the saxophone beautifully,
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I'll kiss a pig shots. I've had six lessons. I wonder how
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I'm doing. Okay, you went wa wa, Turn that darned thing off,
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geranium, Just there, Dog's gone. It seems like every time I
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turned the radio on, some jug head stick's tato trap into the microphone and
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says, pardon me for talking in the face and reading. Okay, bro,
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how do you like the way I play the saxophone? Well, senor
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readA. I like the way you play it, but I don't like the
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way you hold it up to your mouth. Why, because that is what
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makes your music. Come on, Senorita, do you play Shashtikhovi's Tchaikowski and
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knock money and off shosh the coverage Chaikowski and rach money off? Now once
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more? Paid Rod to wash the sofa. You know it's not messing.
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Maxel don't like my playing neither. I asked him what he thought of my
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execution, and he said he was in favor of it. Send you reader.
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If I was here, he wouldn't talk that way. I fought any
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golden gloves in the golden club. How'd you come out? Pete? First,
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I was in the heavyweight division of the Golden Gloves, but Pedro,
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you're not heavy enough. Senor reading my Golden Gloves had led in him.
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But you know I want three fighting in row. I fought kid Gonzales,
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Kid Ramires, Kid Garcia, and then I lost. What happened? They
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stopped giving me kids and made me fight him man. But the biggest moment
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of my career was when I fought Joe Lewis. Boy, did I have
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him frighten? You had Joe Royd's see he thought he killed me. Later
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send read I we're going on late start and a hot t do YouTube Pedro
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take the chimes with your use cold Gate. This Judy has a note from
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mister Maxwell's man next door. I see what it says. Oh says he's
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coming over to tighten a part of my saxophone, so I can't play so
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loud. YEA, well, what parts you go to titan? This drip
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around my neck. But I'll show him. I'm gonna be a great musician.
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Yeah, honey, maybe someday you leave and play Carnegan Hole or the
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metropol. Yes, miss d I heard you playing the saxophone, and I've
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come to sign you up. Oh are you from the Metropolitan, No,
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I'm from Prudential. Hey, I gotta start my flac GUIDs and again.
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Oh gee, that wasn't very good. I better run over it again,
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pull it out of the street, ray Am. I told you we're gonna
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have trouble with that man, and you read it. I don't like our
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neighbor, mister Maxwell. Pedro, If you don't like him, why were
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you playing marbles with his kid? Well, we wasn't playing Marbora's. I
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had a fight with mister Maxwell, and his kids was helping me pick up
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my ps. Well how did the fight start? Mister Maxwell dropped a bunch
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of leaves on my head. Off, Now, Pedro, how could a
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bunch of leaves hurt you? It was he leaves out of his dining room
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table. If mister Maxwell ever saw my boyfriend palm Roy, he wouldn't bother.
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That's right, Jerran palm Roy is big, isn't he? Oh?
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Yes, him, He's the original mister five by five. Palm Rod is
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the only man in the army who has to fall out in a calm of
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three. Well that's dobell or is it Genian? Then? Missus truck the
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kind of other party you ever seen? His beauty will show him in party.
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Count. Oh, I can't you as as as I could. My
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heart sum need to this guise. My brain began to spin, and I
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flew to you on their wings. Y'all go, Count, you better straighten
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up and fly right in here. I heard about your troubles from your aunt.
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I gotta Oh what a stew you are eating? What is the trouble
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with your neighbor? Wow? It started like this, Count, Why do
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you think of it? Count? It is very good cherry, but I
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think you have a little too much fortissimo in your modato. Yes, it's
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just this tight dress I'm wearing. Listener Rescount, Oh my pretty, oh
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little digeon? Oh shut up? That man is a cowardly can I will
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fight you? Might do it? Had a boy, Count, I am
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a duel at twenty faces, and you choose the weapons. Oh no,
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I will let him choose the weapons. I will choose the number of faces.
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Yeah, I can just leave the headlines now. Man in California fights
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deer with town in South America. That is not true. I would gladly
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face death for you, then go over and face that man. But youerie,
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that man is not dead. She read that man has insulted you in
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this. I cannot stand. I simply cannot stand. What are you gonna
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do? I'm going to lie down. Listen, Judus, what is it
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geranium? Or is that mister mess Well? He's run our vegetable, ruin
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our vegetable. How well he has a clay pigeon that he crossed with a
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mud hen and it's laying bricks all over our victory guards. Judy, I
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content anymore this. We're going to sell this house. I'm going to call
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mister Golf, my real estate broker right now. Well, I all came
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with me at Aggie. I'll write a ad for the newspapers too. Let
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me see, now, eighteen room house was four square bathtubs, Judy Well
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mentioning square bathtubs helped sell the house. Why Shaw, that'll appail the people.
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When you take a bathroom a square bathtub, you can't leave a ring.
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Then study if we get a new house. I hope we don't get
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one with those modern gadgets. It's fact a white ran him. Well for
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one thing. I don't like those automatic fire sprinklers that turn on if the
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room gets too hot. Why not. Well, one night my boyfriend Palmero
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kissed me in the kitchen and before we knew it, we were swimming in
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three feet of water. Hey, wait a minute, has anybody seen Judy?
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Yeah, we saw. She was in a little jukebox joint. He
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designed the record machine. So Judy Canova so mad she was seeing re she'd
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bang on the counter. Jill, the owner came over, and this is
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what Judy said. I come here from far up the mountains, sweet burning
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music too. He put my nikel in what and just listen what I got.
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Gimme back my nicka. We don't like that stuff of the mountains.
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Hain't bick Burnald you money here. I've heard beauty but no come from pigs.
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And then inco give me back my Nika, rand Pappy warny about your
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saidy joys. Skinny back my Nika. Oh my six shooter's only gonna shoot
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five time. My three turn to mountains, nor lord Joli, harry me
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repine my bye, s peez all out all that day, Hodie, give
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me back my Nika. A coll dingy or carousin a sports But I'll get
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Raggedy, you think the saxophone playing is improved, well, Frankly, Judy,
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the timber of your vibratos proves your ambushoor is bad. You haven't enough
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a legro in your pizicato, and you don't sustain your crescendo. Now what
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does that mean in plain Americans? In plain American, Judy, you ain't
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got no small You may tell me that I'm a square, Well, let's
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say you're a little on the icky size. All shock. Now, let's
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be fair about this thing. And Ragge, you ain't no Bobby Soycher yourself.
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I may never have swooned it, Frankie Sinatra. That's there have been
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times when I felt a little saint. Thank you radio. Do you like
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Frankie Sinatra singing? Oh yes, honey, mister Sinatra's singing really sends me.
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Sinatra sends you, Oh yes, ma'am. He may have to make
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two drifts, but he sends me. Good morning, Good morning, ladies.
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I have wonderful news. Oh with mister my real estate broker. Have
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you sold a house? Why yes, I sold it this morning and tomorrow
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we go to escrow Ascrow day. That's wall. Is that anywhere near Pismo
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Beach? Now swim myself, don't never know whether you swim or not.
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We'll get away from that terrible neighbor. Have you lined this up another place?
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Oh, I've not only lined one up, I've bought it for you.
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Sly mister God back your hope. It ain't want no small Hollywood apartment,
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you do what well? Them Hollywood apartments is so small when you close
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the bedroom door of the door and now get in bed with you and you
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know them brass door. And I've was on a cold night, how hard
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it is to buy? What is these chases? You said? Well,
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you know what you Yes, there's something mysterious about it. I went to
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the OPA, but they referred me to the FBI. Well what house was
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that? The house on ninety second Street. Don't worry about the house.
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I did buy it for you, I didn't it that house on Well,
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Now with sola house, I can flame a saxophone. Oh why, mister
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Maxwell say, I thought you were a younger man, But you got white
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side burns. These hard side burns. I've got cotton stuff in my ears
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might far greater cotton. There's some bow eavils crawling down your chin. What
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do you mean busting in like this? Anyhow? That's saxophone? Can't you
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play any other instrument? Well? I can play the split flip. Don't
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you mean foop? No? When I play ice pray? Yeah, killo
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flies? But if York can't murders the bee, where's why'm gonna be murdered?
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All right? I'm telling you that if you think if I thought that
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you, if you think to say, what am I mad about? I
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forgot when I came over here to tell you, I just bought this house
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and I'm gonna throw you off. Do you hear that? Ad I eat?
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Mister Maxwell bought our house and that mass back again? Oh? Come
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in mister go miss Canova, about that house I bought for you. I
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forgot to tell you where it is. Here's the address, mister Goff,
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why he sold me this house? What house did you buy, miss Canova?
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When we bought your house? Hey, no, we're right back where
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we started. What are we gonna do about it? Well, I don't
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know what you're gonna do about it, but I gotta get back. I'm
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a practice. Oh my man, that boll. We all have dreams,
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some of'em good and some of'em bad. But there's one dream we
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all share with our loved ones and the armed forces who are still overseas,
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the dream of the time to come and we can all be together again.
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I'll buy that dream. Imagine me with my head on your should and you
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with your lives getting ball a god who love moods and us we'd meadow to
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side that dream. Imagine me and a girl right and love, and you
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thinking that for my dolly, a church love, Oh and those last minute
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joy that dream, A honeymoon and Carrol and a brand new auto gyro and
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on my rocket and a weed we'll settle down in Dallas and a little plastic
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Dalace it's not as crazy as you think. Imagine me on our birth and
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a birth tree with one like you win the nurse dree. It doesn't sound
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bad. And if it can be had a honeymoon carle little brand new lot
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garble and on my rocking in a way we'll settle down there, Dallas in
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a little plastic power. It's not as crazy as it nay. Imagine me
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on a bird and a bird one like you in the Norse. It doesn't
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