Latest / The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast / Episode 37: Stone Cold Stunner
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- 0:10Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Tom, and Happy New Year to the
- 0:12Speaker 1: listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Is it okay because we're recording just before do you
- 0:17Speaker 2: say happy New Year? I mean, I've shaken hands with
- 0:19Speaker 2: a couple of people today now and they're like, happy
- 0:21Speaker 2: New Year and like many heap of returns. And I'm
- 0:24Speaker 2: still kind of thinking, should I should we only be
- 0:28Speaker 2: allowed to say that on the day of the new
- 0:29Speaker 2: year or after the year. I don't know.
- 0:32Speaker 1: What I know is is Tom, this podcast will be
- 0:36Speaker 1: dropping on the second of January, which makes it one
- 0:38Speaker 1: of the first podcasts of twenty two twenty five. We're
- 0:42Speaker 1: like straight out of the gate.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Orbelievable influencer, you know.
- 0:46Speaker 1: So I'll wish people happy New Year. Won't wish it twice?
- 0:50Speaker 2: No, no, once, and no I need to apologize in advance,
- 0:54Speaker 2: just for fear. The dog has mosed into the office
- 0:56Speaker 2: here and is snoring like a drunkard behind me, so
- 1:01Speaker 2: and there's no moving her. So people in the background
- 1:03Speaker 2: are going, Tom, got a breathing problem or something. She
- 1:05Speaker 2: need an inhaler. It's the dog needs an inhaler. She's now,
- 1:08Speaker 2: which I only realized the other day. She's she's like
- 1:13Speaker 2: forty nine going on fifty six.
- 1:15Speaker 1: You know what I mean, she's a brave age humh.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Yeah, she ain't got no time.
- 1:19Speaker 1: But it's shit.
- 1:19Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:20Speaker 1: They do a distinguish a long time.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Those dogs. But she's definitely middle aged like she like
- 1:24Speaker 2: if she was lying there now with one of those
- 1:26Speaker 2: cigarette holders, you know, and yes, on a cha's lounge,
- 1:29Speaker 2: it wouldn't look out of place giving her age now.
- 1:31Speaker 2: So I understand what she wants to conk out in
- 1:32Speaker 2: the middle of the day because she used to be
- 1:35Speaker 2: hyper all the time and it seems to have very
- 1:37Speaker 2: quickly turned into a middle aged dog to know. So
- 1:40Speaker 2: she watches soap opers and whatnot.
- 1:42Speaker 1: And you know, if you if you hear any other breathing,
- 1:46Speaker 1: heavy breathing on the podcast, ladies and gentlemen, it's probably me.
- 1:49Speaker 1: I'm coming out of the other end of a flu.
- 1:51Speaker 1: We tried to record this yesterday, but I literally sounded
- 1:54Speaker 1: like crying from the turtles.
- 1:56Speaker 2: My phone fell out of my hand from McBride leaving
- 1:59Speaker 2: a voice. I thought me, is he taking some diesel
- 2:03Speaker 2: on board or something with diesel or something.
- 2:06Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm a little bit better, but I'm
- 2:07Speaker 1: not one hundred percent. But hey, Tom, that's Christmas fire.
- 2:11Speaker 1: We got through it. We got the flu. Everybody got
- 2:14Speaker 1: what they wanted from Santy. I ate nothing but toasted
- 2:18Speaker 1: sandwiches in a Bravl toaster. I'm a happy man.
- 2:22Speaker 2: You know what I need to talk to you about? Toasted.
- 2:25Speaker 2: It's just a toaster or toasted sandwich maker.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I toasted sandwich maker, you know, the one that sort
- 2:30Speaker 1: of seals it and prises it.
- 2:31Speaker 2: And that's where I need to get back. Well I
- 2:34Speaker 2: shouldn't really, but like it just popped into my head.
- 2:37Speaker 2: You must been eating one and through trendsdiation or whatever
- 2:42Speaker 2: whatever word I'm missing there because I'm an idiot and
- 2:45Speaker 2: I've run my brain into the ground over the last
- 2:46Speaker 2: few days. But I think I need one again. I
- 2:50Speaker 2: haven't had one in the years.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Gotta have one in the house time, Yeah, because we
- 2:54Speaker 1: have space now.
- 2:55Speaker 2: You see, up until for the last couple of years,
- 2:57Speaker 2: we're living in a tiny with a tiny kitchen, and
- 2:59Speaker 2: you was wisely the ice from you had.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But now we have space for teens.
- 3:04Speaker 2: And I don't want.
- 3:05Speaker 1: You all your chefs on new tree bullet I do
- 3:08Speaker 1: you know?
- 3:09Speaker 2: We did, and we went for the big one too.
- 3:10Speaker 2: The big kind of you know, it is actually like
- 3:13Speaker 2: a smoothie maker and every fucking thing.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, no, no, now you've got room for
- 3:18Speaker 1: a toasted sandwich maker as well. And I here's the
- 3:20Speaker 1: thing with the toasted sandwich maker. We got to get
- 3:23Speaker 1: some sponsorship on the show. Tom. You can be a
- 3:25Speaker 1: a sponsorship. You can get a toasting sandwich maker at
- 3:28Speaker 1: Harvey Norman if you use the promo code. No, we're
- 3:30Speaker 1: not making a dime out of this, but we are
- 3:31Speaker 1: saying you can get it toasted sandwich maker in Harmony
- 3:34Speaker 1: Normans for Nish pol. You can get it for like
- 3:36Speaker 1: twenty thirty quid go away. Yeah, oh you gotta have
- 3:39Speaker 1: one in the house. Yeah, okay, no way, you get
- 3:42Speaker 1: these fancy ones with apps and ship like that. Oh Jason,
- 3:44Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
- 3:47Speaker 2: You listen what we didn't go for even the washing machine.
- 3:50Speaker 2: It asked me the other day that I want to
- 3:52Speaker 2: connect my phone to it. I'm like, what in all
- 3:54Speaker 2: Christ do I want to do? I'm standing in front
- 3:56Speaker 2: of you your bollocks, like, yeah, you know, yeah, what
- 3:59Speaker 2: is it?
- 3:59Speaker 1: That? What that we need? The only the only thing
- 4:01Speaker 1: I will say Tom, a switch went on my washing
- 4:05Speaker 1: machine and I couldn't turn it on or off, but
- 4:08Speaker 1: I could control it with the phone, and that bought
- 4:11Speaker 1: me about six months until I got the switch fixed. Okay,
- 4:14Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like the actual physical switch
- 4:16Speaker 1: on it.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, I can definitely see that. Happy yeah
- 4:20Speaker 2: that but you know so.
- 4:22Speaker 1: All right now sometimes, but it wouldn't be something you'd
- 4:24Speaker 1: put your hand up for in the fourth place, Tom,
- 4:26Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing. We can cover a lot
- 4:29Speaker 1: of ground quickly, can't we.
- 4:31Speaker 2: To be fair, we haven't even introduced the show. Hey, hello, everybody,
- 4:34Speaker 2: this is twenty twenty five. Is the Dame with Jerry show.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, brute.
- 4:39Speaker 2: If this is your first time, listen, get used to that.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Carry on that, do you know? I mean if you're
- 4:43Speaker 2: it's written on the side of the cand Jerry. At
- 4:45Speaker 2: the same time, like you know what I mean, this
- 4:47Speaker 2: is Yeah, we don't. We just don't like to run
- 4:50Speaker 2: conventional order like other people do.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So you know, no, no, no, I mean like we
- 4:54Speaker 1: had we had a lot to say and a short
- 4:56Speaker 1: time to say it. We always say to each other,
- 4:58Speaker 1: let's keep the intro nice and tight. Let's not waffled.
- 5:00Speaker 1: But what that actually translates is we've got five minutes.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Say as much as you can in it. Yeah, just
- 5:06Speaker 1: crab e.
- 5:08Speaker 2: That's literally exactly the idea behind it. It's not like
- 5:11Speaker 2: there's we the problem. The problem as if you go
- 5:14Speaker 2: back to the annals of time of the Tom and
- 5:16Speaker 2: Jerry Show, you'll notice there's been a few podcasts there
- 5:18Speaker 2: or myself and Jerry have needed a shave at the
- 5:21Speaker 2: end of it. It's so we have to given that
- 5:25Speaker 2: we've committed to bursting out one once a week, would
- 5:28Speaker 2: definitely have to keep it under the hour. So for
- 5:29Speaker 2: long within the pasts, like us, we're doing very well.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You're all very welcome to the podcast. Jerry is the
- 5:33Speaker 2: croaky one over there, but I like it is. There's
- 5:35Speaker 2: a tumber to your voice, Jerry. That's Dan there. It's husky.
- 5:39Speaker 2: It's sound you sound like I'd imagine that you. I'm
- 5:43Speaker 2: listening to a book that's infuriating me at the minute,
- 5:47Speaker 2: and it's this it's the the origin story of the Sas.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Not that you know, know your enemy and all the
- 5:53Speaker 2: rest of it, Jery, but like it's the most ludicrous thing.
- 5:56Speaker 2: They're all, Yes, they do tough training and whatnot. But
- 5:59Speaker 2: then they you know, your man has lunch in the Savoy,
- 6:01Speaker 2: you know, I grabbed a spot of lunch, and you're like,
- 6:03Speaker 2: what the fuck? But they all sound like the description
- 6:07Speaker 2: of him sound like you sound right now if you
- 6:10Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like like I imagine you would hell out,
- 6:13Speaker 2: like you tap your cigarette on the back of your
- 6:15Speaker 2: silver case first before you'd flinging into your mouth.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know an actual fact for what is
- 6:20Speaker 1: happened to Tomas. I'm going on mute here every thirty seconds.
- 6:23Speaker 2: I see that.
- 6:24Speaker 1: I know, it just goes mute, and then I come
- 6:27Speaker 1: back and be like, yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:29Speaker 2: How we go in the new studio when we get
- 6:31Speaker 2: when I when I when we get this new studio
- 6:33Speaker 2: and you come down to visit me, I'm gonna put
- 6:35Speaker 2: a cough button in. There's literally a cough button for over.
- 6:38Speaker 2: You can hook up to a mic and you just go,
- 6:40Speaker 2: oh shit, the coughs coming and just press it. How
- 6:42Speaker 2: cool is that?
- 6:43Speaker 1: That is pretty cool? Much fancy podcast. I know I
- 6:46Speaker 1: don't look, but there we are. And I trust you
- 6:49Speaker 1: had a lovely Christmas as well.
- 6:50Speaker 2: I cooked so it was lovely and I walked away
- 6:53Speaker 2: from the washing up with it basically all blowing up
- 6:57Speaker 2: behind me and my my faux mullet just blowing the
- 7:00Speaker 2: I was wearing a vest. I actually ripped off my shirt,
- 7:03Speaker 2: my vest and just walked off into the woods. King
- 7:07Speaker 2: of the jungle for cooking. Because everybody, because you get
- 7:10Speaker 2: all the plaudits, don't you like you get all the
- 7:12Speaker 2: high fives.
- 7:13Speaker 1: You're like, oh, look what a man.
- 7:16Speaker 2: At one point I heard my father in law say,
- 7:18Speaker 2: very lucky to be married time man like Now he
- 7:20Speaker 2: did a few vemales on board, Very lucky to be
- 7:22Speaker 2: married time man like that can build a house and cooking,
- 7:24Speaker 2: And I thought he was pulling the paste, but it
- 7:26Speaker 2: turned around he was straight faced. I was like, oh
- 7:29Speaker 2: that's nice, bad nice. I'm a legend, what can I say?
- 7:32Speaker 2: So yeah, all in all it went very well. Sent
- 7:34Speaker 2: he arrived, pulled off a great move. Dinosaurs and dragons
- 7:37Speaker 2: and scary looking shy glore. Everybody was happy.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So, you know, funny to say, Tom Sandy arrived at
- 7:44Speaker 1: this house and as they were peeling out, the reindeers
- 7:47Speaker 1: left a little present for me on the bonnet of
- 7:49Speaker 1: the car. It's not enough, It's not enough. That I
- 7:52Speaker 1: have to deal with boards crapping on my car all
- 7:55Speaker 1: the time. I went out and the reindeer had crapped
- 7:57Speaker 1: all over the bonnet of the car.
- 7:59Speaker 2: You want to get that quick because reindeer shite caribou
- 8:02Speaker 2: shite will burn the paint, the top layer of paint,
- 8:04Speaker 2: like you want to get that off. Tea cut immediately,
- 8:07Speaker 2: just saying.
- 8:07Speaker 1: So, I've heard, so, I've heard.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:09Speaker 1: But but regardless of which time we will rock and roll.
- 8:16Speaker 1: It is a fresh new year, but it's the same
- 8:18Speaker 1: old show for the time being. You don't have to
- 8:19Speaker 1: worry folks about us changing up the format for a
- 8:22Speaker 1: little while. We like what we're doing and we hope
- 8:24Speaker 1: you like it too. And if one hundred of you
- 8:26Speaker 1: send us a comment on Twitter saying change that shit show,
- 8:30Speaker 1: well then we'll have to think about it. But for now,
- 8:32Speaker 1: we just rock on with a three segment show, the
- 8:35Speaker 1: first segment of which tackles the news, Tom, you know,
- 8:38Speaker 1: the the the big rattle, you know, as you'd say,
- 8:44Speaker 1: what everybody's talking about Tom, the weekly what have you?
- 8:48Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
- 8:50Speaker 2: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
- 8:52Speaker 2: have you, and a lot of strands to keep in
- 8:55Speaker 2: my head.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Man, the weekly what have you?
- 8:57Speaker 2: And I tell you I knew I didn't think a
- 9:01Speaker 2: couple of months ago, because I think you've You've reignited
- 9:04Speaker 2: an interest at least peaked an interest in my brain
- 9:07Speaker 2: again in this. And I wouldn't have known this a
- 9:09Speaker 2: couple of months ago. But I knew this fact when
- 9:12Speaker 2: you messaged me about it. When I knew that. I'm
- 9:14Speaker 2: proud of my asself. You know, it's when your your
- 9:18Speaker 2: mother knew the score in a match or something. Yeah,
- 9:21Speaker 2: there you go.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Now I've heard that.
- 9:23Speaker 2: I heard about that, and I'm the very same when weekly.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Pout have you this week? Tom? What we're talking about,
- 9:27Speaker 1: the one that a lot of people may be aware of,
- 9:30Speaker 1: is that the World Wrestling Federation that we would have
- 9:33Speaker 1: known as kids, now known as the WWE, has left
- 9:38Speaker 1: US television for the first time in over thirty two years.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Their flagship show Raw has left US television as of
- 9:44Speaker 1: last night as we record, and will emanate from this
- 9:48Speaker 1: point forward on Netflix Live every Monday night. And they've
- 9:54Speaker 1: also brought with it the entire back catalog of every
- 9:58Speaker 1: single pay per view show that the World Wrestling Federation
- 10:01Speaker 1: ever put out. You can watch them all on Netflix
- 10:05Speaker 1: pretty much effective immediately.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Gee like that that was like for people going, yeah,
- 10:11Speaker 2: so yeah, even from a commercial point of view, even
- 10:15Speaker 2: for a storage point of view, but from a commercial
- 10:18Speaker 2: point of view, Netflix are a fucking jugger, not like
- 10:23Speaker 2: you know.
- 10:24Speaker 1: This is this is a big deal, huge like huge deal.
- 10:29Speaker 1: This this is billions with a B. This I think
- 10:32Speaker 1: was like a five billion dollar deal to bring WWE
- 10:36Speaker 1: away from their WWEC. Tom and I had their own
- 10:39Speaker 1: streaming service paid ten or a month and you could
- 10:42Speaker 1: watch all this.
- 10:43Speaker 2: So I assume that like the soccer the soccer ones
- 10:45Speaker 2: and or the football team some in in England, some
- 10:47Speaker 2: of them had their own streaming service as well.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and and and through time they've done away with
- 10:51Speaker 1: that and they folded in Netflix. So now you're for
- 10:53Speaker 1: the money you're paying for Netflix, you're getting this as well.
- 10:57Speaker 1: And it's all as my father say, that's the way
- 11:01Speaker 1: it's going. It's all testing the water to get live
- 11:05Speaker 1: sport on Netflix. You notice that they had that Maria
- 11:08Speaker 1: fucking with Jake Paul and Mike Tyson and across Christmas
- 11:14Speaker 1: do was like the big Christmas Day and it was
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons against whoever the hell it was. Well,
- 11:20Speaker 1: they have to have to do.
- 11:21Speaker 2: It because Amazon have been on that buzz for the
- 11:26Speaker 2: last while, like they have all they have a bunch
- 11:29Speaker 2: of soccer on you know what I mean, and they've
- 11:30Speaker 2: they've American soccer on. They've now getting American football on
- 11:34Speaker 2: live as well. So Netflix were like, we better get
- 11:37Speaker 2: on this, you know what I mean, because both have
- 11:40Speaker 2: endless amounts, you know, amounts of money, but to get
- 11:43Speaker 2: your hands on I mean subsequently, I don't know what
- 11:46Speaker 2: way the UFC will go about it because both are
- 11:49Speaker 2: one and the same now, aren't they.
- 11:51Speaker 1: They're all they're all part of the one company called
- 11:55Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 11:57Speaker 2: And of course I finished I finished that the documentary
- 12:02Speaker 2: on mister McMahon. Yes, and what just let me count
- 12:06Speaker 2: dect for it. Yes, he ship at the perfect time,
- 12:10Speaker 2: No wonder it's gone to Netflix.
- 12:12Speaker 1: It's like.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Wash, you know this ship.
- 12:17Speaker 1: There is so much that hasn't been said about any
- 12:19Speaker 1: of that, and so many conspiracy theories floating around. So
- 12:23Speaker 1: whether you've never cared about wrestling before, we still don't
- 12:27Speaker 1: care about it now. It's worth commenting upon because you
- 12:31Speaker 1: can't have missed this on Netflix if you've turned on
- 12:33Speaker 1: your Netflix over the last week, all of the you
- 12:37Speaker 1: know coming soon, all of the bumpers, all of the
- 12:39Speaker 1: pre roles, it's all wrestling. It's just hey, remember that
- 12:43Speaker 1: thing you used to like or you may like it?
- 12:44Speaker 1: Now we have it. We have that. Well, if you
- 12:48Speaker 1: leave your if you need your you know, if you
- 12:50Speaker 1: the way, if you leave your Netflix, sit and it'll
- 12:54Speaker 1: start rolling previews of things. It's all wrestling.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Well, yours definitely would because it's an algorithm based joke
- 13:00Speaker 2: as well. Like I get it. I get a lot
- 13:02Speaker 2: of war stuff, and I'll know, like if I've been
- 13:05Speaker 2: away gigging for a couple of a couple of nights
- 13:08Speaker 2: and I and I go back on to the Netflix,
- 13:11Speaker 2: it's all things like yeah, no, no, true a harder, Yeah,
- 13:16Speaker 2: what's the one or there's one something river it's wind River.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Some ship, you know what I mean.
- 13:26Speaker 1: And I'm going, how the fuck is this on my Netflix?
- 13:28Speaker 2: And of course then yeah, okay, right it it knows,
- 13:32Speaker 2: it knows fair enough, fair enough, but you're right, it
- 13:36Speaker 2: is well worth noting. And if if you're in the
- 13:39Speaker 2: camp but I can't give a shit, I listen, I'm
- 13:42Speaker 2: your conduit to that. Jerry is the officionado, I'm your
- 13:44Speaker 2: conduit to that because I'm still kind of going just
- 13:47Speaker 2: I used to like, like I still love watching an
- 13:49Speaker 2: out clip of The Ultimate Warrior right it up to
- 13:52Speaker 2: the bollocks running in and it's hard about to burst
- 13:55Speaker 2: out of his chest because that's what we wanted to
- 13:57Speaker 2: see in the eighties and nineties, was fell As nearly
- 14:00Speaker 2: dying just by existing in the in the in the watercolor.
- 14:05Speaker 2: So I still would be a huh, do you know, huh,
- 14:09Speaker 2: I'd give it a look.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I'd give it a look.
- 14:12Speaker 2: I would advise you to watch the McMahon documentary Purity,
- 14:17Speaker 2: just to get an insight as to how this ship
- 14:19Speaker 2: came about. It doesn't give the full like as you
- 14:23Speaker 2: you you alluded to there's a lot of backpacking going on,
- 14:26Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of shoes towards the end of
- 14:28Speaker 2: going shoes. But like you know, the guys are fucking
- 14:32Speaker 2: the guy's a fucking maniac.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Top of that, And if you're if you're if you're
- 14:38Speaker 1: if you're tuning into the wrestling and you haven't watched
- 14:40Speaker 1: it in ten years or twenty years or whatever, and
- 14:42Speaker 1: you're asking yourself. We'll wear a stone cold and wear's
- 14:46Speaker 1: Vince McMahon. All these guys are gone, and that's what
- 14:48Speaker 1: we want to do here on the Tom and Jerry Show.
- 14:51Speaker 1: It's just gave you. I'm not going to go through
- 14:52Speaker 1: there's two hundred and thirty seven active wrestler on the roster.
- 14:56Speaker 1: I'm not going to go.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Through the Yeah, what that needs to be maybe thirty
- 15:02Speaker 2: no man or fifty maybe because of the thirty men,
- 15:05Speaker 2: right Rombo, but Jesus over two hundred.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Yeah, because for every for every man, you have a woman.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Now that's it. We'll get into it now. We'll get
- 15:14Speaker 1: into it. We'll get into it now, Tom, we'll get
- 15:16Speaker 1: into it. Good. It ain't what it used to be.
- 15:18Speaker 1: So if you're if you're rocking up wondering where edgend
- 15:21Speaker 1: Christian and the Hardy Boys are, well, actually they're still
- 15:24Speaker 1: active on another on another show, but regards of which
- 15:27Speaker 1: they're not coming to Netflix. But there are some new
- 15:30Speaker 1: people involved that if you like it back then you
- 15:35Speaker 1: might like these guys.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Now hit me, hit me. I need to need to
- 15:38Speaker 2: know who who Who's the new stone called, who's the
- 15:41Speaker 2: new uh tristrat?
- 15:45Speaker 1: Who's the game you know who's the guy to watch
- 15:48Speaker 1: now that it's come over on the Netflix. Tom the
- 15:50Speaker 1: number one guy right out of the gap. I got
- 15:52Speaker 1: six people here I want to take you through. I'm
- 15:53Speaker 1: not going to spend long. I'm just going to bust
- 15:55Speaker 1: straight through them, right Yeah, But the number one guy
- 15:57Speaker 1: you want to watch is a guy called bron Breaker.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Bron Breaker, bron Breaker, Yes, indeed, okay Breaker. He's beyond massive. Now,
- 16:10Speaker 1: if you want an ultimate warrior style.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Huge man, yeah, that's what I want.
- 16:17Speaker 1: This guy in a loocha door. Okay, he's not. He's
- 16:20Speaker 1: not doing six one nines around anything like that. He's
- 16:23Speaker 1: a big, you know, muscle bound animal of a man.
- 16:29Speaker 1: And he came about it honestly because he is the
- 16:32Speaker 1: son of Rick Steiner and the nephew of Scott Steiner. Like, yeah, okay,
- 16:40Speaker 1: he just looks like the two of them smashed together.
- 16:43Speaker 1: He's finding huge. He's huge. He's great crack, he can talk,
- 16:48Speaker 1: he can work a crowd, which is the thing. And
- 16:50Speaker 1: he comes in and there's none of this messing around.
- 16:54Speaker 1: He smashes people. He has a bit of crack. He
- 16:58Speaker 1: can jump six foots straight in the air for a
- 17:00Speaker 1: man in size he's great crack, and he is going
- 17:04Speaker 1: to be the biggest heart that they have over the
- 17:06Speaker 1: next five years to have. He's only just to kind
- 17:08Speaker 1: of feed them a little bit here there. But this
- 17:10Speaker 1: guy's probably going to win the Royal Rumble, and for
- 17:12Speaker 1: someone like you or me who would have watched it
- 17:14Speaker 1: back in the day of your rocks and your triple hs.
- 17:18Speaker 1: And then you come back and nobody's on steriz anymore
- 17:21Speaker 1: because of all the scandals and all the debts and
- 17:23Speaker 1: all this kind of crack, and everybody had to kind
- 17:25Speaker 1: of all of a sudden, the kind of everybody started
- 17:28Speaker 1: looking like, what's the word I'm looking for here? Tim
- 17:32Speaker 1: stage athletes, you know the CrossFit athletes that are like
- 17:35Speaker 1: super wirey looking and you can tell their tidy, you know,
- 17:41Speaker 1: everybody started looking like they were the guy who runs
- 17:44Speaker 1: the spinning class. Yes you're, but you're not a You're
- 17:47Speaker 1: not a big dude. This guy is a throwback to
- 17:50Speaker 1: what we would have known back in the day big
- 17:53Speaker 1: massive dude. I think, just I'll send you a couple
- 17:57Speaker 1: of clips because he's just try and by his left
- 17:58Speaker 1: rights and.
- 17:59Speaker 2: So I want or is this the thing? Like is
- 18:01Speaker 2: he a product? Like when he was, Oh wait, he's
- 18:04Speaker 2: a nephew. So I'm guessing is there another brother or
- 18:07Speaker 2: sister or something that was you know, of the boys
- 18:09Speaker 2: that was a monster.
- 18:10Speaker 1: No, he's he's he's Rick's son, but he's Scott's I wonder,
- 18:15Speaker 1: but your Rick was huge as well, so time for him.
- 18:19Speaker 1: But I wonder, like he was like everybody was on
- 18:21Speaker 1: the gear back in the day.
- 18:22Speaker 2: I wonder, like, you know, would he have would he
- 18:28Speaker 2: have some of the basis of growth hormone in him
- 18:32Speaker 2: as a result of dead maybe you know, dabbling back
- 18:35Speaker 2: in the day.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Do you know it's like it's it's it's like to say, Tom,
- 18:37Speaker 1: like we all have you know, there's newborn babies with
- 18:40Speaker 1: microplastics in them on account of yeah, today we live
- 18:42Speaker 1: these days. I don't know. I know the Steiners were
- 18:45Speaker 1: like big football players and all this kind of crack
- 18:48Speaker 1: back in the day. And and this young lad he
- 18:52Speaker 1: had his he had his pick of football team to
- 18:54Speaker 1: play with, and he was like, now I'm just gonna
- 18:55Speaker 1: go over here and snap a couple of egs. So
- 18:58Speaker 1: we like him, We like him for him. Okay, So
- 19:01Speaker 1: the second guy I'm gonna give you he is a
- 19:03Speaker 1: German guy called Gunther and he's the current champion in
- 19:07Speaker 1: the w w E. And he's a big sorry I
- 19:10Speaker 1: call him German at Tarby. Sorry, he's an Austrian man,
- 19:12Speaker 1: an actually big Austrian bastard, right and and and he's
- 19:17Speaker 1: a he's Christ.
- 19:19Speaker 2: He's ahead like a fucking and hell that is some
- 19:23Speaker 2: jaw and okay, and I tell you what he is
- 19:28Speaker 2: not some of his promo picks, he has not exactly
- 19:31Speaker 2: lended himself like for you going German, I'm so sorry,
- 19:34Speaker 2: he's literally wearing an essays, right, that's why it okay,
- 19:39Speaker 2: Like this guy is right, he's like his whole game
- 19:43Speaker 2: is rest in the sixties or seventies, where you know.
- 19:45Speaker 1: When when when when they came out first. It's like
- 19:50Speaker 1: he had a couple of he had a couple of
- 19:52Speaker 1: like stooges with him, like a couple of other European
- 19:54Speaker 1: dudes that were like doing his bidden and like his
- 19:56Speaker 1: underlings and all this kind of crack. And one of
- 19:58Speaker 1: them was named after you, boat captain, like in actual
- 20:01Speaker 1: real life you've booked captain and ever not like you
- 20:04Speaker 1: think you want to change that? Did you look that
- 20:06Speaker 1: up properly? Because like you can't just called him actual
- 20:08Speaker 1: Nazi names.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Is like he's the fucking missing link. Like his face
- 20:13Speaker 2: is like something David Atenborough would talk about, do you
- 20:16Speaker 2: know what I mean? He's like literally he's just for
- 20:19Speaker 2: this straight out of Neanderthal fucking Oh my god. And
- 20:23Speaker 2: I like that he's not shredded either. He's just a
- 20:26Speaker 2: big and he used to be looking like.
- 20:29Speaker 1: It used to be time. I have to say, it
- 20:30Speaker 1: used to be that he was a much much bigger man.
- 20:32Speaker 1: He was. He was sort of I wouldn't say fat,
- 20:36Speaker 1: but like, you know, just a lot heavier, carrying a
- 20:40Speaker 1: lot extra way and he's sort of slim himself, way
- 20:42Speaker 1: way down. But he still looks, you know, like the
- 20:45Speaker 1: bouncer you don't fuck yeah. And what you like about
- 20:49Speaker 1: countor is is he the European gentleman? Of course, but
- 20:54Speaker 1: he's he's sort of trained in that European style for
- 20:58Speaker 1: ten or fifteen years before they brought them over one,
- 21:01Speaker 1: and it's not the American style. So it looks different
- 21:04Speaker 1: and it looks a lot more like what we were
- 21:06Speaker 1: watched twenty years ago, as in to say, a hint
- 21:09Speaker 1: of okay that looked like a yeah.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah so this fellows earn
- 21:15Speaker 2: the stripes and if if he wasn't brought up through
- 21:17Speaker 2: an academy, he actually did his time in europe Force
- 21:19Speaker 2: before brought.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, and any any time he goes out with
- 21:23Speaker 1: any of the other Europeans, which is which includes Shamus
- 21:26Speaker 1: from our own far isles of Dublin. Or there's a
- 21:29Speaker 1: big Scottish dude called Drew McIntyre is another big bruiser
- 21:32Speaker 1: of a chop. All together, they just kill each other.
- 21:35Speaker 1: They've got like this gentleman's agreement when they're fighting with
- 21:38Speaker 1: each other. It's kind of like the American wrestling way
- 21:41Speaker 1: of doing things is I'm not going to hit you,
- 21:44Speaker 1: but make it look like it, make it look like
- 21:45Speaker 1: it hurt. Right.
- 21:46Speaker 2: It's it's it's kind of indicative of America radius, and
- 21:49Speaker 2: it's it's kind of full of.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Shits, none of none of none of this, none of
- 21:52Speaker 1: this heart spot. You know this that called the shoot
- 21:56Speaker 1: when they actually the shooters, when the shooters, when you
- 21:59Speaker 1: actually draw off and hit some on square, okase, going
- 22:02Speaker 1: around all the boys, they kind of have this thing.
- 22:04Speaker 1: It's like I'm gonna hit you as hard as I
- 22:06Speaker 1: can in a safe space. Yeah, Okay, I can't hit
- 22:10Speaker 1: you in the head because it'll give you a concussion,
- 22:13Speaker 1: but I can hit you on the chest as hard
- 22:17Speaker 1: as I can. Yes, you just make it sound like
- 22:19Speaker 1: a gunshot and you'll have a big red handprint on you.
- 22:24Speaker 1: But you're not going to die from it. You'll be
- 22:25Speaker 1: all right the next day. Or there was one match
- 22:29Speaker 1: I've seen with him, and he was fighting this other
- 22:30Speaker 1: little Russian dude and they kept like they were throwing slaps,
- 22:34Speaker 1: but could slap each other on the side of the neck,
- 22:36Speaker 1: which like you know, sore, yes, but it wasn't gonna
- 22:42Speaker 1: drop you dead or anything like that. And the racks
- 22:45Speaker 1: of it tom like, even if you knew all of
- 22:48Speaker 1: this was put on, you're just sitting there going like
- 22:51Speaker 1: Jeesus Christ, lads, which is ever?
- 22:53Speaker 2: Just either way that hurts?
- 22:55Speaker 1: Like you've got work in the morning, lads, You've got
- 22:57Speaker 1: work in the morning. So good to watch. You don't
- 23:03Speaker 1: feel like an idiot watching this guy fight.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So going to the number two. Who else
- 23:08Speaker 2: we got?
- 23:08Speaker 1: Who else we got? We got a little weasel called
- 23:10Speaker 1: Dominic Mysterio, who was Ray Mysterio's full glass son Classic
- 23:16Speaker 1: Ray Mysterio, who we know in Love brought his kid
- 23:19Speaker 1: in with him to wrestle when he was like twenty
- 23:21Speaker 1: five or whatever. Tried to get him over Is like,
- 23:24Speaker 1: you know, this is my son and we're all pals
- 23:27Speaker 1: and all this kind of thing, and the crowd didn't
- 23:29Speaker 1: like him. The crowd kind of hated him and they
- 23:30Speaker 1: were like, yeah, you know what, you're fine whatever, And
- 23:33Speaker 1: then Dominic turned on his father and now he's the
- 23:36Speaker 1: most hated man in wrestling. Oh great that I have
- 23:40Speaker 1: seen in some time. He can't get a word out
- 23:44Speaker 1: of his mouth on the microphone, but he gets booed
- 23:48Speaker 1: to silence.
- 23:49Speaker 2: He's he's a bigger man than his father, though he is.
- 23:52Speaker 1: He's a tall dude, yes, and he's he's tall and
- 23:56Speaker 1: he's gangly Reina. It was like five foot nothing, you know,
- 23:59Speaker 1: but he's got a.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Mother in a mustache, so you know, it's a lot
- 24:02Speaker 2: of Americans. We're probably getting bored with him though.
- 24:04Speaker 1: He's he's a Dominic is like this dorky, sleazy look
- 24:08Speaker 1: and yeah, just dirt bag looking dude.
- 24:12Speaker 2: That's a great move. For a second, that was a
- 24:14Speaker 2: great move, like to go from being you know, the
- 24:18Speaker 2: like what did they call her? What did they call
- 24:20Speaker 2: him ah nipple baby kind of style thing, like, you know, yeah,
- 24:26Speaker 2: exactly exactly, burn it down and just be a fucking vestard,
- 24:30Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
- 24:31Speaker 1: And when he does go in the ring, Tom he's fast,
- 24:34Speaker 1: he's quick, he can do all the flips and all
- 24:36Speaker 1: this kind of crack, not to a not to a
- 24:39Speaker 1: fuelish degree. Sometimes you see these boys doing flips off
- 24:41Speaker 1: the ropes and it's like, all right, the circus is
- 24:44Speaker 1: up the road that you know, Yeah, yeah, take it down.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Yeah, what are we doing here? Like and the other fellow.
- 24:48Speaker 2: It's always funny, like when you see the other fellow
- 24:50Speaker 2: who is in capable at all, but he's kind of
- 24:52Speaker 2: standing in the middle of the ring. It's just FeelA,
- 24:54Speaker 2: it's like buying, buying, and yeah, what are we doing
- 24:58Speaker 2: here that this is?
- 24:59Speaker 1: This is just and waiting to get hit. Yeah. But
- 25:03Speaker 1: dominic Is is the kind of gay who's not going
- 25:05Speaker 1: to win the Royal Rum, but he's not going to
- 25:06Speaker 1: headline wrestle and you're like that. But when he's on
- 25:08Speaker 1: the screen and he's talking, it's very very entertaining to
- 25:11Speaker 1: watch because he just is a weasly little bastard and
- 25:16Speaker 1: he surrounded himself with a gang of ne'er do wells
- 25:24Speaker 1: and his girlfriend in it is like a little weasly
- 25:27Speaker 1: bitch who everybody hates as well, and it's just a
- 25:32Speaker 1: wonderful thing to watch.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I highly recommend right on to number four.
- 25:37Speaker 1: All the number four we wrap it up with this.
- 25:38Speaker 1: We're going to throw in one lady in the middle
- 25:41Speaker 1: of all this because, like I said, Tom, it used
- 25:44Speaker 1: to be when we were watching a pick in the
- 25:45Speaker 1: day to throw on one lady's match in the middle
- 25:47Speaker 1: as a as a a bathroom break match. Yeah, yeah,
- 25:51Speaker 1: you know, and two good looking women would go out
- 25:54Speaker 1: and roll around and that was the job.
- 25:58Speaker 2: The whole thing. Sure, even tho there was like bread
- 26:00Speaker 2: and panties and off like whatever, have this, have this.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Jerry Spring or fight, and that'd kill five minutes while
- 26:08Speaker 1: we set up something else. Not the case anymore. They
- 26:11Speaker 1: only hire talented women. There are quite there's quite a
- 26:16Speaker 1: number of them as well, who are clearly just like
- 26:18Speaker 1: you know, well, it is a very good looking woman,
- 26:20Speaker 1: I have to say, yeah, But by and large everybody
- 26:27Speaker 1: earns their stripes there, and there's a whole separate women's
- 26:31Speaker 1: royal rumble. They're a whole separate, whole, separate everything.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Oh, is there there's a separate women's royal rumble?
- 26:37Speaker 1: No?
- 26:37Speaker 2: I mean I used to get like for like, there
- 26:40Speaker 2: was bay Watch for when I wanted to see class
- 26:43Speaker 2: class women, right, there was that was there. But when
- 26:46Speaker 2: the women would show up and wrestling, I was always
- 26:48Speaker 2: unimpressed because like Aaron look curses of course. But then
- 26:51Speaker 2: China showed up and just start of fucking people up,
- 26:54Speaker 2: and I was like, that's what I want to see.
- 26:55Speaker 2: I want to see a board who looks got bigger
- 26:58Speaker 2: arms than all the blokes. I mean, you know, that's
- 27:01Speaker 2: what I wanted to say, honestly, some animal like this
- 27:04Speaker 2: is what I haven't watched the show for animals. I
- 27:06Speaker 2: don't want to watch it for good looking women like
- 27:08Speaker 2: you know what I mean. There's there's bay Watch over
- 27:10Speaker 2: there for that, you know what I mean. And even
- 27:11Speaker 2: the odd night rider woman would show up and she'd
- 27:13Speaker 2: be classed like but I always liked when they were
- 27:16Speaker 2: these amazons or these classes who would show up in wrestling,
- 27:20Speaker 2: the women's side of wrestling, there was more believable, like.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Well that'll bring that'll suit nicely. Tom. With our last
- 27:27Speaker 1: addition to the list here, who is a lady called
- 27:29Speaker 1: Real Ripley. She's about twenty eight or so. She's from Australia.
- 27:34Speaker 1: Ah what you say, Ria Rea Ripley, and she would
- 27:40Speaker 1: line out on any road, any men's rugby team. She's
- 27:45Speaker 1: well free really at all. Right, she's built like a
- 27:48Speaker 1: brick brick shiit house.
- 27:50Speaker 2: But also he's just christ on my she's got to
- 27:53Speaker 2: set the fucking guns under this one. Like, Okay, she's massive.
- 27:56Speaker 1: And she's got this sort of like mad Max kind
- 27:58Speaker 1: of look towards Yeah. Yeah, like Marilyn Manson kind of
- 28:01Speaker 1: heavy metal look comes into the heavy metal music. This
- 28:07Speaker 1: goes metal palms in kills all before. Just a wonderful
- 28:12Speaker 1: thing to watch.
- 28:14Speaker 2: That's great. Now, Yeah, she's absolutely massive, and she's got
- 28:18Speaker 2: she's got the hair shaved off one side. She got yeah,
- 28:21Speaker 2: this is what I from head.
- 28:23Speaker 1: So she's got like the black lipstick and the and
- 28:26Speaker 1: the kind of Marilyn Mansons like, yeah that that kind
- 28:30Speaker 1: of look to it.
- 28:32Speaker 2: That's great.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Yeahs in guitar screech and and and and you know
- 28:35Speaker 1: there's you know, smaller ladies that can sometimes get the
- 28:38Speaker 1: better over with their quickness and all this kind of crack.
- 28:40Speaker 1: But by and large, Now she gets you around the
- 28:42Speaker 1: neck over gone.
- 28:45Speaker 2: That's what I Yeah, that's what I want to see
- 28:46Speaker 2: from the women's division. But yeah, I want to see
- 28:49Speaker 2: just monsters like that, monsters. I don't want to see
- 28:52Speaker 2: regular fellas. I don't want to see regular women. I
- 28:54Speaker 2: want to see monsters. And that's yeah. I like that.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Now, that's and and that is that is a small
- 28:59Speaker 1: taste tom. All of the people that are wrestling these days,
- 29:05Speaker 1: you're either on this trainer you're not. But if you
- 29:07Speaker 1: find yourself on Netflix and you see I will look,
- 29:09Speaker 1: we'll even just dip our toe in the water and
- 29:11Speaker 1: see what it is. On the average two our wrestling show,
- 29:15Speaker 1: you're going to see an earn forty five minutes of
- 29:17Speaker 1: absolute scott there. But you might just get that glimmer
- 29:20Speaker 1: of where you go like a look pretty good. That
- 29:24Speaker 1: look pretty good. And these people, probably the four people
- 29:27Speaker 1: I've mentioned there are like, yeah, more of that, more
- 29:29Speaker 1: of that.
- 29:31Speaker 2: It does a quick one before we switch switch out
- 29:34Speaker 2: of the wrestling. The wrestling side of things. Is there
- 29:37Speaker 2: anybody these days with you know the ludicrous name. I mean,
- 29:41Speaker 2: they've wrought none of those people that they're really okay dominic.
- 29:43Speaker 2: What the call it mysterio, But I'm guessing he's not
- 29:46Speaker 2: fucking mysterio. You're either, But do you know what I mean?
- 29:49Speaker 2: It's it's kind of a legacy surname or whatever. But
- 29:52Speaker 2: and I know.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Cody Roads is the rough, dusty Roads and all the
- 29:55Speaker 1: rest of it.
- 29:56Speaker 2: But is there anybody like the Repo men or no, oh,
- 30:00Speaker 2: don't care anymore, they don't.
- 30:02Speaker 1: They have done away with that. It used to be
- 30:04Speaker 1: when you were a wrestler, you were you were like
- 30:06Speaker 1: a wrestler with job like you were you're.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Something else as well, like the undertaker.
- 30:12Speaker 1: You were the undertaker who, yes, you were in an undertake,
- 30:15Speaker 1: or you were Duke the drum, Duke the dumpster who
- 30:20Speaker 1: was like, you know, you're Greg the Hammer Valentine or
- 30:22Speaker 1: Brus the barber. So like what am I looking at here?
- 30:24Speaker 1: He's like he's a barber during the day and he
- 30:26Speaker 1: comes out and fight during the night. That's all kind
- 30:29Speaker 1: of gone. It's all a little bit more like but
- 30:32Speaker 1: that I was kind of going twenty years ago, Like
- 30:36Speaker 1: was just Steve Austin a badass and so on? So
- 30:40Speaker 1: so no, there's there's there's very few people that are
- 30:43Speaker 1: you know, princes and and and whatnot. With that being said, Tom,
- 30:50Speaker 1: to answer your question, there are two Vikings. There are
- 30:52Speaker 1: just two straight out Vikings who come out with Viking
- 30:55Speaker 1: helmets and claim to be Vikings.
- 30:57Speaker 2: Okay, totally suspended belief, like in to go, Well, it
- 31:00Speaker 2: isn't a thousand years ago, lads, but thanks very much
- 31:02Speaker 2: for your efforts. That's great.
- 31:04Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, yeah, it's it's. It's it's here's a
- 31:07Speaker 1: couple of guys that have clearly just been drinking buddies
- 31:09Speaker 1: from college, and they're tough and they fight and they're
- 31:12Speaker 1: facing the Vikings.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well that's I'm glad there's at least that,
- 31:17Speaker 2: because I mean there was obviously there was Mounties. There
- 31:20Speaker 2: was you know, there was like the Berserkers, there was
- 31:24Speaker 2: the the hit Shrinkers.
- 31:26Speaker 1: There was you know, there was there was actual evil clowns.
- 31:30Speaker 2: There was evil clowns, fucking tremendous. Okay, I'm gonna you
- 31:35Speaker 2: convinced me. I'm going to give it a look. I
- 31:37Speaker 2: will give it a look.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Why not, And and you won't have a chance a
- 31:43Speaker 1: choice but to give it a look, Tom, because I'm
- 31:45Speaker 1: telling you, this thing is going to be on Netflix.
- 31:48Speaker 1: This thing is going to be the thing's.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Big invest in it, all right, that's.
- 31:54Speaker 1: A little rundown Tom on those lads in the wrestling.
- 31:59Speaker 2: I was speaking of those lads, and I'm gonna I'm
- 32:02Speaker 2: going to tell people here that I need to pause
- 32:04Speaker 2: the podcast right now because the dog has decided she
- 32:06Speaker 2: wants fucking out, so rather than.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Just having news, so just if you well, with the.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Power of editing, I'm just gonna pause it one second
- 32:14Speaker 2: and with the power of pressing the pause button. Do
- 32:17Speaker 2: you know what? That dog is? Like the worst friend ever,
- 32:20Speaker 2: like so hyper into the moment, like, oh my god,
- 32:24Speaker 2: I'm going to absolutely die if I can't be near
- 32:27Speaker 2: you and lie down behind you. Yeah, and then a
- 32:31Speaker 2: propos of nothing will stand up twenty minutes in and go,
- 32:33Speaker 2: I'm so done with this. Do you know how desperate
- 32:35Speaker 2: I need to just go to the other side of
- 32:37Speaker 2: the house.
- 32:38Speaker 1: What the fuck? Man, It's amazing what we did the wolves, Tom, unbelievable.
- 32:45Speaker 2: It's like it's it's heartbreaking.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Well anyway, any rate, you might remember I was talking
- 32:52Speaker 1: about those lads. Now let's talk about this lad. Yeah,
- 32:57Speaker 1: Now there's.
- 32:57Speaker 2: That guy, this lad this week because we've got We've
- 33:00Speaker 2: got double this lads this week. We got double this
- 33:02Speaker 2: lads this week. And to be fair, it was well
- 33:04Speaker 2: worth talking about. And look, we don't like to speak
- 33:08Speaker 2: ill of no deni motov as they would say in Irish,
- 33:12Speaker 2: but look at the couple of Alexes, like there are
- 33:15Speaker 2: moments of there within Darwinism. This takes place in the
- 33:21Speaker 2: or Oregon Washington border in the United States of America.
- 33:24Speaker 1: And which is so that I noted him that's the top, right, yeah.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah, And could fair could like this time
- 33:35Speaker 2: of year? Fair could whatever you say about.
- 33:38Speaker 1: The Oregon Trail, right, the Donner Party, that's all that
- 33:40Speaker 1: ship up there, right, yeah, yeah, put on your gloves.
- 33:43Speaker 1: This is going to get chili.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Lads like you. I don't care whatever you say about
- 33:46Speaker 2: global warming. It ain't warm that much. And this is
- 33:51Speaker 2: why this one peaked our interest is because two lads
- 33:55Speaker 2: went out looking for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve. Well they
- 33:59Speaker 2: went out of the days before Christmas Eve and we're
- 34:01Speaker 2: hoping to be home like Christmas Eve night on on
- 34:05Speaker 2: on on the look for for a Sasquatch aka Bigfoot.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Harry and the Henderson's that lead. I don know how
- 34:14Speaker 2: this hasn't worn out, like I mean, they're still on
- 34:18Speaker 2: the goal. Like I mean, I get it. If you
- 34:19Speaker 2: wanted to go out in the summer, have a picnic
- 34:22Speaker 2: and go with some crack. We get a couple of
- 34:24Speaker 2: you know, go to the out pictures, you put on
- 34:26Speaker 2: the mask and look it. We'll have it. These these
- 34:30Speaker 2: lads got geared up, but not geared up rightly, and
- 34:33Speaker 2: they headed out to look for a sasquatch in the
- 34:37Speaker 2: organ like this, these are some dense woods, even people
- 34:41Speaker 2: hunting in this area.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Like I thought you're gonna say, these are some dense or.
- 34:44Speaker 2: Some dense lads for sure, Like, but the woods are
- 34:46Speaker 2: like these woods are mad woods like to go even hunting,
- 34:50Speaker 2: like you'd want to be a seasoned pro to know
- 34:52Speaker 2: what you're at. But these two lads struck off.
- 34:56Speaker 1: But here's the thing we don't it must be said
- 34:59Speaker 1: that this news is so for that we don't have
- 35:02Speaker 1: the gentleman's names.
- 35:03Speaker 2: No, they haven't given out.
- 35:04Speaker 1: They are thirty seven and fifty nine. Yeah, so.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Fifty nine, yeah, this is yeah. I mean, you're still
- 35:13Speaker 2: quite a fucking aged at thirty seven, do you know
- 35:15Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, you're quite a fucking Egypt, but
- 35:18Speaker 2: it's starting to wear off of it. It's more there's
- 35:20Speaker 2: a strong chance that a bit of cop on is
- 35:22Speaker 2: creeping into and you're going, you know, you get pains
- 35:25Speaker 2: in places now in thirty seven, you're going, gee, yeah,
- 35:27Speaker 2: you know I'm not heading out the fuck? Are you joke?
- 35:31Speaker 2: You joke? We don't better mind not go to the pub.
- 35:33Speaker 2: You know at thirty seven, you're going, my knee is bollocks.
- 35:36Speaker 2: I can't be heading out like gold for too long now.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Before we went four A the time, I want to
- 35:42Speaker 1: I want to wildly speculate as to what the fuck
- 35:44Speaker 1: happened here. Okay, if I'm gonna say that there's a
- 35:46Speaker 1: fifty nine year old dude and a thirty nine year
- 35:48Speaker 1: old dude, I'm gonna say that this is like a
- 35:53Speaker 1: father and son, or an uncle and nephew or so such,
- 35:57Speaker 1: and one of them was home for the Christmas, the
- 35:59Speaker 1: uncle visited the sun for Christmas, the visit of the
- 36:01Speaker 1: nephew for Christmas, vice Firs or whatever it was, and
- 36:05Speaker 1: that this was some yearly tradition of Theirs that they
- 36:09Speaker 1: would go out camping looking for Bigfoot, and this year
- 36:14Speaker 1: just didn't work out. That's as best as I can
- 36:16Speaker 1: put on this that. Like I said, nothing official has
- 36:19Speaker 1: come out on it yet. This doesn't seem to have
- 36:21Speaker 1: been and I choose my words carefully. Tom here incredible
- 36:27Speaker 1: quest to find big but.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Well you see, I see you're a nicer man than
- 36:31Speaker 2: Major and.
- 36:34Speaker 1: My Like.
- 36:34Speaker 2: When when I read this, I went, I didn't see
- 36:39Speaker 2: him as being related. I saw the age gap, alright it,
- 36:41Speaker 2: but I didn't see him as being related. I kind
- 36:43Speaker 2: of went, Okay, there's a twenty two year age grap
- 36:47Speaker 2: and I didn't put it down as that, but I
- 36:49Speaker 2: saw the Sasquatch thing as complete not our shit. Like
- 36:51Speaker 2: you know, I'm going out to look for Bigfoot. You are, Yeah,
- 36:54Speaker 2: you are right, ring me when you want picking up
- 36:56Speaker 2: from the vobe.
- 36:56Speaker 1: All right, So do you think this was more kind of.
- 36:59Speaker 2: I think lads were most likely if they're not down
- 37:03Speaker 2: your road, which is a strong possibility, I think they
- 37:06Speaker 2: were probably riding. That's just the way I figured they
- 37:10Speaker 2: were after.
- 37:10Speaker 1: Saying using Bigfoot as covered to go have like a
- 37:13Speaker 1: couple of days camping in the woods.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was broke back Sasquatch, I think
- 37:18Speaker 2: is what was going on there. I would I would
- 37:20Speaker 2: think and because they were so ill prepared to die
- 37:24Speaker 2: of exposure, the vice died of the cold.
- 37:27Speaker 1: That's what got me as well, to because like if
- 37:29Speaker 1: this wasn't an annual thing where you know, me and
- 37:32Speaker 1: Uncle Jimmy when he comes around, Oh you know, we
- 37:34Speaker 1: got this crazy thing Christmas. We just we go up
- 37:37Speaker 1: in the mountains and we look for big who. I've
- 37:39Speaker 1: been doing it since I was a kid, and we
- 37:41Speaker 1: still do it now. And of course there's no big Foot,
- 37:43Speaker 1: but you know, we get a big kick out of
- 37:45Speaker 1: We call it the big Foot Hount and we grew
- 37:47Speaker 1: up a drink beer in the woods and blah blah.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Well then you'd bring fucking gear to accordingly.
- 37:53Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like you if
- 37:56Speaker 2: it was a tradition or a bit of crack at
- 37:58Speaker 2: the city and you were local, you know what I mean,
- 38:00Speaker 2: you'd you'd know what you're bringing, Like you know what
- 38:03Speaker 2: I mean, you wear wellies into the plowing championship, but
- 38:06Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like yeah, yeah, yeah, crocs
- 38:08Speaker 2: like you know, so.
- 38:09Speaker 1: What I can only imagine Tom, like if you have
- 38:12Speaker 1: like some how you haven't seen a long time, and
- 38:14Speaker 1: he lands up and you are going hunting or fishing,
- 38:18Speaker 1: and yeah, I know you hunt them. I don't know
- 38:20Speaker 1: how much your fish say you're hunt usic going whatever like.
- 38:23Speaker 1: You know, you might say that you're off to you know,
- 38:26Speaker 1: shoot Colns Wolf or some ship like that. You know,
- 38:28Speaker 1: you make up some little story to it or what.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, Yes, you know you would
- 38:36Speaker 3: leave accordingly, Yeah, it wouldn't. You're not heading off to
- 38:40Speaker 3: the point where you're going to die of exposure, that's
- 38:42Speaker 3: for sure. Now, Okay, it doesn't get as cold here
- 38:44Speaker 3: and stuff like that. But at the same time, the
- 38:46Speaker 3: lads are from kind of that Neckati woods. It's not
- 38:49Speaker 3: not too lads didn't pop up from Joshua Tree.
- 38:51Speaker 2: And give it a go, like are up from fucking
- 38:53Speaker 2: you know some in New you know, in New Mexico
- 38:59Speaker 2: and turn up in their flip flops. Go on, let's
- 39:01Speaker 2: give it a go. Let's see where this fellow is at.
- 39:03Speaker 2: These guys were relatively local and they still found themselves. Now,
- 39:10Speaker 2: they could be just two fucking agiots. I mean, it's
- 39:14Speaker 2: who we're drinking and and to fuck. I'm telling you now,
- 39:18Speaker 2: I'm hearing a few stories about what's going on up there.
- 39:20Speaker 2: And it's worth a look. If nothing else, it's worth
- 39:23Speaker 2: a look.
- 39:25Speaker 1: You know what they could be time that's worse than eglescaster,
- 39:32Speaker 1: because you know, I could see me saying to you,
- 39:35Speaker 1: do you know what would be good for an episode
- 39:37Speaker 1: that's the only listening Varna and Electric Picnic and they
- 39:43Speaker 1: rally and all these things. Storage it right, We're done
- 39:47Speaker 1: doing all them things. I'm up pair way and we'll
- 39:50Speaker 1: sit out one night listening for a banshee. Yeah, and
- 39:55Speaker 1: you're going not a bad idea there, and then like
- 39:57Speaker 1: we fucking camp out sinking beers. Yeah, I can be
- 40:02Speaker 1: loving for a banjee, but just having like a bit
- 40:04Speaker 1: of crack. So like, you know, the details are matter
- 40:07Speaker 1: about these gentlemen, but they could have been podcasters tom
- 40:09Speaker 1: that we're like, oh, we're on the hunt for we're
- 40:11Speaker 1: on the Christmas ones for baby Foot, here us next
- 40:14Speaker 1: week for the next episode.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Of Nope, that's a very very valid valid You don't
- 40:21Speaker 2: know these days, you don't know. But also they haven't
- 40:23Speaker 2: said if the boys are drinking and stuff like that,
- 40:24Speaker 2: because that's you know, the funny feeling that if you
- 40:28Speaker 2: had a skinful on board, that's how stupidity I've fallen.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Over and going what shrive me?
- 40:33Speaker 2: Fine, I'm fine, as.
- 40:35Speaker 1: I tell you.
- 40:36Speaker 2: One thing, I did take off the jacket. I'm roast.
- 40:38Speaker 2: I'm actually sweating, That's what I'm doing. I'm sweating in
- 40:41Speaker 2: the jacket. I'll take it off. And you know, so
- 40:45Speaker 2: there's every possibility it could have been down.
- 40:48Speaker 1: That route, all right, like where the lads are going. Sure, look,
- 40:51Speaker 1: we grew up.
- 40:51Speaker 2: It'll be a bit of fun crack because you know,
- 40:53Speaker 2: as you said, like if you if you invite me
- 40:56Speaker 2: up and we went listen now for ban cheese and.
- 40:59Speaker 1: You know, just if you and I were going to
- 41:02Speaker 1: go to love this hole.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Yeah, we probably wouldn't do it over either, though, you
- 41:08Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Like you know, I haven't done much sober over the
- 41:12Speaker 1: past couple of days. I'm looking at it here now,
- 41:15Speaker 1: and every news agency that I'm looking at here, Tom
- 41:19Speaker 1: have been very respectful, and I dare say we've been
- 41:22Speaker 1: very respectful as well about the fact that these gentlemen
- 41:25Speaker 1: were looking for and we've blown past it.
- 41:29Speaker 2: That's why I'm circling back to that now, to be
- 41:30Speaker 2: honest with you.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Get me back to that, Tom, because I got thoughts
- 41:33Speaker 1: on that.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Okay, because the lads like they there's still a lot
- 41:38Speaker 2: like they're just going it's a mystical beast and stuff
- 41:41Speaker 2: like that and everything that's but there is that. No
- 41:43Speaker 2: nobody's gone what in all?
- 41:45Speaker 1: Fuck?
- 41:46Speaker 2: Well, you don't you know, if you're off to look
- 41:48Speaker 2: for a rare blue jay, which by the way, one
- 41:51Speaker 2: turned up here the other day, which is mental. But anyway,
- 41:53Speaker 2: if you're off looking for a rare bird that does
- 41:56Speaker 2: exist and there is actually evidence of it, I go, okay,
- 42:00Speaker 2: all right, fair enough, yeah, but it's fucking bigfoot, Like
- 42:04Speaker 2: I mean.
- 42:04Speaker 1: It's bigfoot. Talk me through your experience of bigfoot, Tom,
- 42:07Speaker 1: what do you know?
- 42:08Speaker 2: Harry and the Henderson's is my experience of bigfoot? And
- 42:12Speaker 2: that's about. Like I've looked, like I've looked at all
- 42:16Speaker 2: forms of documentaries and it's just nothing is compelling me
- 42:21Speaker 2: to go. Like it's one thing, the aliens thing. You go, well,
- 42:25Speaker 2: you're giving them planes at least, you know, spaceships. They
- 42:28Speaker 2: can fly away. You can say, okay, lockness, he can
- 42:32Speaker 2: dip into a bottomless giant lock Okay, all right, okay, yeah,
- 42:36Speaker 2: fair enough. But this lad is wandering around the woods.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Now if it was nineteen oh five, I go, Okay,
- 42:44Speaker 2: there wasn't that many people in America. There's fucking loads
- 42:48Speaker 2: of them now there's everybody has an unbelievable phone in
- 42:51Speaker 2: their pocket. And anything that's ever been captured of him
- 42:55Speaker 2: is this yeah, grain like there was one from a
- 42:59Speaker 2: from a train was quite good recently. But again it
- 43:03Speaker 2: could be just something in a gilla suit, like out
- 43:05Speaker 2: doing some serious hunting life, like.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not wanting to be interfered with what I'll
- 43:12Speaker 1: we say Bigfoot Tom the Sasquatch to give him his
- 43:18Speaker 1: proper name, is one of these things. Every country has
- 43:23Speaker 1: a medical beast. If you're abominable snowman's and you're yeties
- 43:26Speaker 1: in the Himalays, and then if you're bigfoot in America,
- 43:30Speaker 1: choop carbs down in Mexico we have ban cheese up
- 43:33Speaker 1: and down the way. You know, you don't see too
- 43:38Speaker 1: many of them showing up in documentaries, proper ones.
- 43:41Speaker 2: You know what I mean, like no, no, no, no.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Grainy long distance photography. But if what I'm reading is correct, here,
- 43:49Speaker 1: if you were going to find a bigfoot, this is
- 43:52Speaker 1: the place you would find them. So the lads had
- 43:54Speaker 1: that going for them.
- 43:56Speaker 2: That's that's the thing. So it's I mean, if it
- 43:58Speaker 2: was an annual to where one hundred people went off
- 44:01Speaker 2: and two lads went missing, I go, fuck it.
- 44:03Speaker 1: You know what you would if it was like if
- 44:05Speaker 1: it was like in what you call it in Groundhog
- 44:08Speaker 1: Day where the whole towns folk comes out to have
- 44:10Speaker 1: a little celebration and it's big Foot Day? Will he
- 44:13Speaker 1: show up today? Shall we go for a look for him?
- 44:15Speaker 1: Or going on the big foot hunt? And it's kids
- 44:17Speaker 1: looking for a little footprints and everyone has a great
- 44:19Speaker 1: time on their hot chocolate, and everyone's back in bed
- 44:21Speaker 1: at six o'clock yet, But these two lads seem to
- 44:25Speaker 1: have gone on on a freelance big foot hunt. Something
- 44:31Speaker 1: something tells me drinking session, Tom, just I'm sorry if
- 44:34Speaker 1: I'm missing line and the dead here malign and the dead,
- 44:37Speaker 1: I should say, But something tells me this was just
- 44:39Speaker 1: like a bit of crack up in the woods with
- 44:42Speaker 1: an uncle or partner going on a quote unquote sasquatch
- 44:48Speaker 1: hunt for the laugh while everybody else was at home
- 44:50Speaker 1: cooking the turkey. I think you're right, Yeah, I kill
- 44:54Speaker 1: an error, and I gotta tell you, Tom, I respect it.
- 44:57Speaker 2: I cannot see beer involved here. I can't see it.
- 45:01Speaker 1: I can see that being you know, good crack. Go
- 45:04Speaker 1: back to work in January, do it in nicer Christmas. Yeah,
- 45:06Speaker 1: we went on a big foot hunt. You went and what? Yeah?
- 45:10Speaker 1: You know, me and my uncle slash Lover go up
- 45:12Speaker 1: to fuck with six pack of beer a piece, and
- 45:16Speaker 1: then we come back down in time for pie a
- 45:20Speaker 1: knocker a god damn it, lads, you gotta prepare a
- 45:23Speaker 1: little bit better than this.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus. Well, rest in peace, lads, Lord of mercy
- 45:28Speaker 2: on you, and let it be a lesson to anybody
- 45:31Speaker 2: else wandering now for whatever reason. Well, by how are
- 45:34Speaker 2: you the young fel's that I'm wondering in here? I
- 45:37Speaker 2: did mention lockness, Yeah I did. Yeah, this is your well.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Jerry mentioned super Cabra as well. Yeah, because we're talking
- 45:46Speaker 2: about bigfoot. What are your views on bigfoot?
- 45:51Speaker 1: Really, Harry?
- 45:52Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you think he exists? Yeah?
- 45:57Speaker 1: What? Why not? Because he does that? Ape?
- 46:01Speaker 2: Okay, alright, alright, fair enough?
- 46:03Speaker 1: Cool? How tall? Eight?
- 46:07Speaker 2: He's eight feet tall? Yeah, it's bigger than me. It's
- 46:11Speaker 2: a fair bit bigger than me.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Yeah, he's nearly double my size.
- 46:14Speaker 2: He's huge. So we did we mentioned lock neet so
- 46:18Speaker 2: we said the possibility of him and all the rest
- 46:20Speaker 2: of but we said, maybe Bigfoot is a harder fellow
- 46:22Speaker 2: to find though, isn't he, because he doesn't no good
- 46:24Speaker 2: pictures and he only hides in the woods. So phrase, yeah,
- 46:29Speaker 2: absolutely heats birds. Yeah, he eats baby bulls.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Well, the moment's gone, okay, baby, the.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Moment she's well, it's must be good protein in that
- 46:43Speaker 2: getting eight foot tall. Hey, listen, would you close out
- 46:46Speaker 2: the door again. I'll be out in a minute to you,
- 46:48Speaker 2: And yeah, we will discuss this further. We'll we'll discuss.
- 46:52Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you do. You go draw me
- 46:53Speaker 2: a picture of what you think Bigfoot looks like, and
- 46:56Speaker 2: then we can go maybe for a look at him.
- 46:58Speaker 2: If the rain look for him, if the rain has says,
- 47:00Speaker 2: stop to see if there's one around here.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Oh, Tom, now listen today. You listen to it. And
- 47:04Speaker 1: I just said, no, my five year old has just
- 47:07Speaker 1: told me that he won't be here.
- 47:09Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.
- 47:10Speaker 1: The child has sensed to not going. And there I'm
- 47:12Speaker 1: looking out of the rain here, Tom. But there you go,
- 47:17Speaker 1: big You go about big Foot? Now to the listeners
- 47:21Speaker 1: at the end of the show, to close out, But
- 47:23Speaker 1: from now we're going to move on. Tom, listen here,
- 47:26Speaker 1: knew me, knew you, knew everything. Sunshine, lollipops, Tom, everybody's
- 47:32Speaker 1: in good form, everything's lovely. Nobody's having a row.
- 47:36Speaker 2: No on him now. I think it's will worth having
- 47:41Speaker 2: a row two years.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Don't stop the thing for that, for that, for the
- 47:50Speaker 1: for the for the listeners. Here now is the you know,
- 47:52Speaker 1: the the first podcast of the new year for the
- 47:55Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show. We were going to do a
- 47:56Speaker 1: whole seasonal sort of a thing, but then we honestly
- 47:59Speaker 1: just thought, who cares. Yeah, I'm sorry, Like we've had
- 48:04Speaker 1: two weeks at Christmas here, you're fine, your grand Just
- 48:06Speaker 1: give me the just give me something I can hold
- 48:09Speaker 1: on to. Just give me something that's not seasonally motivated.
- 48:13Speaker 1: So we just gave you a regular episode. With that
- 48:15Speaker 1: being said, Tom, Yeah, New Year's resolutions.
- 48:22Speaker 2: New Year's resolutions, it's nearly a cliche. Well I hate cliches,
- 48:27Speaker 2: but it is a cliche. But it is a time
- 48:30Speaker 2: for rejuvenation, and more than anything, I think it's a
- 48:35Speaker 2: I like to follow the idea of our I suppose
- 48:38Speaker 2: our pagan ancestors and whatnot, and I like the idea
- 48:41Speaker 2: of how the seasons change and renewal and everything else.
- 48:46Speaker 2: And once upon a time I wouldn't have bothered my
- 48:49Speaker 2: whole with it because I just let life run one
- 48:52Speaker 2: year into another, one day into another, didn't really consider anything.
- 48:54Speaker 2: But I suppose maybe as I get older, I don't know,
- 48:59Speaker 2: and also as I can get fatter much easier, I've
- 49:03Speaker 2: noticed I can. I wouldn't. I was like, man, I
- 49:08Speaker 2: would You could pour laard in my eyes for a
- 49:11Speaker 2: month and I wouldn't have put on a pound, manamore.
- 49:15Speaker 2: I look into a packet of crisps now, Jair, and
- 49:17Speaker 2: all of a sudden it's I'm looking at the extra
- 49:20Speaker 2: hole on the belt. You know what I mean? This
- 49:22Speaker 2: is what has happened. So I'm kind of for resolutions.
- 49:27Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about people's bullshit ones. Give
- 49:30Speaker 2: me you know what I mean, I'm you know, say
- 49:33Speaker 2: it with conviction.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
- 49:35Speaker 2: Say it with conviction. If you're gonna do it, do it.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Don't we doing No? I'm gonna do kito and that's
- 49:40Speaker 2: the new me, and gonna do just ton it down.
- 49:42Speaker 2: Let's get one thing at a time. What are we
- 49:44Speaker 2: gonna do. Are you gonna change toothpaste?
- 49:45Speaker 1: That's that's enough for me, Like if I got.
- 49:49Speaker 2: I just oh well, that's for the audio listeners. This
- 49:53Speaker 2: is an amazing Bigfoot filand it's just hands you just
- 49:58Speaker 2: do lock nest. But will let me come out you first,
- 50:00Speaker 2: because right now we're doing a podcast and I know
- 50:05Speaker 2: you can hear what I'm saying. Will you close the
- 50:06Speaker 2: door behind you please, Boss, I'll tell you Jesus Christ. Yeah,
- 50:12Speaker 2: the New Year's resolution is trying to tone the cessin
- 50:14Speaker 2: us down out of that young He's uh, that's where
- 50:18Speaker 2: we're at now. Like there's gonna be arguments throughout the
- 50:22Speaker 2: evening over mythical creatures. I mayn't tell you that now.
- 50:24Speaker 1: I have it as well with the kids here now,
- 50:26Speaker 1: and then I have the I have aot on the
- 50:27Speaker 1: door here that they can't get in. But Tom, I
- 50:29Speaker 1: want to say this on on New Year's resolutions, whether
- 50:32Speaker 1: you're for them or you're against them, a couple of things.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Number One, you're right, I don't want to hear your
- 50:39Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, buddy, like you don't want to hear
- 50:41Speaker 1: mine either, Okay, li'sten and and I feel like there's
- 50:45Speaker 1: been a whole industry made of bullying people in the
- 50:49Speaker 1: New Year to lose weight or quit this or quit quick.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Here's the other thing with New Year's resolutions. You're not
- 50:59Speaker 1: going to stick them. Sorry, you're gonna tell me that
- 51:01Speaker 1: you're gonna learn Mandarin, Chinese or the piano. No, you're not.
- 51:06Speaker 1: You're not. You think you are, but you're not. If
- 51:09Speaker 1: you do, wish you the very best. Look. If you
- 51:13Speaker 1: say that you're gonna read fifty books in a year,
- 51:15Speaker 1: wish you the very best luck. There are things that
- 51:19Speaker 1: you you will set out to do but won't do.
- 51:22Speaker 1: I was gonna read fifty books. You're read five. You know. Yes,
- 51:26Speaker 1: life gets in the way, So don't set yourself up
- 51:29Speaker 1: for failure. That's all it is. It's like, because I
- 51:32Speaker 1: know I'm not in the country anymore, but there's a
- 51:35Speaker 1: bit of country still in me that you advice going like, ah,
- 51:38Speaker 1: there's himself. I was gonna learn Mandarin Chinese and much
- 51:41Speaker 1: does he know now? No? And you're like, all right, yeah,
- 51:44Speaker 1: I kind of did that to myself, didn't I Yeah, yeah,
- 51:46Speaker 1: yeah yeah. With that being said, Tom, if you were
- 51:51Speaker 1: going to make a lifestyle change, I can't think of
- 51:53Speaker 1: a better time a year to do it.
- 51:55Speaker 2: This is the thing. I mean, at least if you
- 51:58Speaker 2: like you should be self crud. But I know it's
- 52:00Speaker 2: all about you know, self promotion, self love these days
- 52:03Speaker 2: and everything else. But if you're going to be self critical,
- 52:05Speaker 2: which I'm a healthy amount of, that is good. I
- 52:07Speaker 2: think I would be definitely of the inkland. At least
- 52:12Speaker 2: you can hold yourself over the cold on a date,
- 52:15Speaker 2: do you know that kind of way? At least it
- 52:17Speaker 2: gives you a starting date.
- 52:18Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, And and there's there's an oddness
- 52:25Speaker 1: to doing it any other time in the year, do
- 52:26Speaker 1: you know what I mean? There say they turn around
- 52:28Speaker 1: and go like, yeah, there's mcbridey quit the drink. He
- 52:32Speaker 1: quit the drink when I just quit the last week,
- 52:34Speaker 1: I mean last week, the fifteenth to July. Like, what's wrong?
- 52:37Speaker 1: Why did you suddenly just decide on the fifteenth to
- 52:39Speaker 1: July to quit the drink? Something happened? Did he get done? Like? Yeah,
- 52:44Speaker 1: talking about here? Do you? Thing is you quit the
- 52:46Speaker 1: drink on the fourth of January? And people are like,
- 52:48Speaker 1: all right, that's a New Year's thing, right.
- 52:50Speaker 2: I like the originality of doing it though in an
- 52:53Speaker 2: obscure time you know, quite just it's just like, well,
- 52:56Speaker 2: what I don't I do? I appreciate the originality of
- 52:59Speaker 2: done it. If anybody is like if you find yourself
- 53:02Speaker 2: listened to this in two weeks time, going, I haven't
- 53:03Speaker 2: done a thing I don't want.
- 53:05Speaker 1: And you go, you can do it whatever nobody can do.
- 53:10Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get the facts when everyone you know,
- 53:12Speaker 2: so feel free to do but I would I'm kind
- 53:16Speaker 2: of down for it now, all right, But don't be
- 53:19Speaker 2: coming at me with this absolute scutter like I have
- 53:25Speaker 2: only in the last year or two really actually started
- 53:30Speaker 2: nailing goals and that I'm not a big whiteboard person
- 53:34Speaker 2: or what you know. But in the last yeah, maybe
- 53:41Speaker 2: two years, what I have set out to do, gung
- 53:45Speaker 2: ho have achieved. So what you're sitting, I'm sitting in it,
- 53:49Speaker 2: and this damn near broke me. But nothing was going
- 53:52Speaker 2: to break me during the thing, Like so what Yes,
- 53:54Speaker 2: what I'm saying to people is pick something you can
- 53:57Speaker 2: see all the way to, Yeah, what you'd classify as achievement.
- 54:01Speaker 2: So say you're coming off the you're giving up sugar
- 54:03Speaker 2: out of your tea, picture yourself being one of the
- 54:06Speaker 2: most person in a two years time, going, Christ no,
- 54:09Speaker 2: I wouldn't touch. I wouldn't touch tea with sugar. That's
- 54:11Speaker 2: the only advice I would give to people on it,
- 54:13Speaker 2: so that you're not going to just go blindly into
- 54:16Speaker 2: the first ten seconds and not being a sugar in
- 54:18Speaker 2: your tea drinking person. I would say, give it, give
- 54:23Speaker 2: it the plan, give it some sort of a plan
- 54:25Speaker 2: so you get through it. Like I said, if all
- 54:26Speaker 2: you're doing is just changing your toothpaste, or maybe you've
- 54:29Speaker 2: got better foot habits of keeping your feet clean or something,
- 54:35Speaker 2: but see yourself with yeah, clean feet, that's the only
- 54:38Speaker 2: way you're going to finish it through and actually see it,
- 54:40Speaker 2: and you can kind of give yourself a bit of
- 54:42Speaker 2: a pat in the back and then find something else
- 54:43Speaker 2: to criticize yourself about, because yeah there's something. Yeah, I
- 54:47Speaker 2: mean coming from two Irish people who I will find
- 54:50Speaker 2: a million things that I need to criticize myself on.
- 54:52Speaker 1: And I'm happy with that. Like you say, time you're
- 54:54Speaker 1: getting older, if you can't find anything to criticize yourself about,
- 54:58Speaker 1: just yet, give it a couple of weeks and all
- 55:00Speaker 1: sudden be like where the fuck did that wrink will
- 55:01Speaker 1: come out of? Oh? Yeah, that were that lower back
- 55:04Speaker 1: pain spring up from.
- 55:06Speaker 2: If you've literally named two things that have just been
- 55:09Speaker 2: subconsciously thinking about.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Right now, Hey, I wanna you wanna, you wanna, you
- 55:12Speaker 1: wanna you want to hear something funny? Now, this is
- 55:14Speaker 1: this is what they don't tell you about getting older.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Forty four, you're younger than me. You always wear should
- 55:23Speaker 1: be free. We have had this yet, but I find
- 55:26Speaker 1: every now and then like if I blink me, I
- 55:31Speaker 1: get stuck. Yeah that has happened, any sense, Yeah that
- 55:35Speaker 1: has happened.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's like.
- 55:36Speaker 1: In the and I'm told it's like you as you age,
- 55:39Speaker 1: the corners of your eyes get more wrinkly and whatnot.
- 55:41Speaker 1: And oh great, yeah, so I'm going to look all
- 55:43Speaker 1: sort of silver fox and handsome. No, not the kiss
- 55:46Speaker 1: like you're literally you.
- 55:48Speaker 2: Look like Jack pumpkinhead. That's what we're turning in. We're
- 55:51Speaker 2: literally and I call it that.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Fatty tissue from your eyes and and and in the
- 55:57Speaker 1: corners of it you're losing like college and not what not.
- 56:00Speaker 1: And sometimes it will just be like you'll have to
- 56:03Speaker 1: pinch your eye and pull it out and it pints
- 56:05Speaker 1: the flash of your eyelid and pull it out a
- 56:08Speaker 1: bit otherwise it wrinkles up like the bags under the sink.
- 56:11Speaker 2: So much like to the paraphrase Marty Mown that you
- 56:16Speaker 2: need to be grace and there's not enough grace on
- 56:18Speaker 2: the nipples basically.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Like and I'm like, I said it to the miss
- 56:23Speaker 1: like like we like e forty five or something, and
- 56:25Speaker 1: she like, no, that's just that's what w.
- 56:27Speaker 2: Forty is what you fucking need your in the corner
- 56:29Speaker 2: of your eyes. By the sounds and things. I call
- 56:31Speaker 2: that in carpenter terms of the carpenter hung your door
- 56:35Speaker 2: or with kind of nearly too much oversteer and the
- 56:38Speaker 2: door is kind of springing back out at you, they
- 56:40Speaker 2: call they call that being hingebound or right right. If
- 56:44Speaker 2: the door wants to close all by itself, it's the
- 56:45Speaker 2: same thing. It's it's out of whack. And I that
- 56:48Speaker 2: happened maybe a month or two ago where I'm like
- 56:51Speaker 2: what and I'm looking around the house for somebody to point.
- 56:53Speaker 2: Nobody's around me, but I'm looking around, going why is
- 56:56Speaker 2: one eye not functioning? It was locked up and it
- 56:59Speaker 2: was hinge mount In that moment, I'm like, well, fuck me,
- 57:03Speaker 2: this didn't happen before.
- 57:04Speaker 1: And let me tell you Tom, and ladies and gentlemen
- 57:07Speaker 1: listening to the Tom and Jerry podcast, it's all waiting
- 57:09Speaker 1: for us. And yeah, and that's even that, that's even
- 57:12Speaker 1: one small thing, that's one small element that's waiting for us. So, Tom,
- 57:18Speaker 1: I know we've said that we don't really want to
- 57:20Speaker 1: talk about a new Year's resolutions, but in this for
- 57:24Speaker 1: the sake of this bit, for the sake of closing
- 57:26Speaker 1: its goddamn thing up, Tom, do you have a new
- 57:29Speaker 1: Year's resolution that you would like to talk to us? Oh? God,
- 57:31Speaker 1: I'm absolutely perfect, no notice, the finest.
- 57:35Speaker 2: No, I I.
- 57:36Speaker 1: Do, I'm sure I do.
- 57:38Speaker 2: But do you know what it is? I need to
- 57:42Speaker 2: sort out what I've been eating for the last fortnight.
- 57:45Speaker 1: And well, I mean like that's always the way, like
- 57:47Speaker 1: you will always make it an absolute hound yourself.
- 57:49Speaker 2: I'm and I hate being such a cliche bastard.
- 57:52Speaker 1: But I have, I have, I have, I have, I
- 57:55Speaker 1: have chocolate. Kimberly's down to one bite now, Jesus, just
- 58:01Speaker 1: like no, I get it, I get it.
- 58:03Speaker 2: And I have been eaten like a prick for the
- 58:05Speaker 2: last fortnight and soaks quickly that sugar and salt kind
- 58:09Speaker 2: of thing when you your body's like, yeah, yeah, come
- 58:13Speaker 2: back to daddy that more and more. It's one why
- 58:17Speaker 2: do I never want more porridge? Like did you know
- 58:20Speaker 2: what I mean? I never want more?
- 58:22Speaker 1: It's not once in my lifetime I've eating two apples.
- 58:25Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. It's it's never. But for some
- 58:29Speaker 2: reason my body is so I will be definitely getting
- 58:31Speaker 2: on that. But for as an actual resolution, I guess no,
- 58:37Speaker 2: there there, there we go. I'm sure sure something will
- 58:40Speaker 2: come to mind. I think my whole year has been
- 58:44Speaker 2: like the shutter of my year is only still unwrinkling,
- 58:46Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. Yeah, I was accordioned
- 58:49Speaker 2: up up until about a month ago, and now it's
- 58:51Speaker 2: starting to So I'm really only in about September. Really
- 58:55Speaker 2: in my mind, I kind of sharing throughout the year,
- 58:59Speaker 2: real feel Yeah, so I mean about September. So yeah,
- 59:02Speaker 2: probably around early June, I'll probably give it, have a resolution.
- 59:05Speaker 2: I'll probably give up the fegsven though I don't smoke anymore,
- 59:08Speaker 2: but I'll give up the FEGs and give up something else.
- 59:11Speaker 2: But as resolutions go, I wouldn't. I wouldn't nail it down.
- 59:13Speaker 2: It's just been giving up something maybe just a little shoe.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm gonna do.
- 59:18Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and course less. I noticed that I'm
- 59:21Speaker 2: gonna try and course less just out of a social
- 59:25Speaker 2: social thing, just for the crack to see. Can I
- 59:28Speaker 2: swear less and get more, get better with dialogue and
- 59:33Speaker 2: more expressive without being turning into like a oddball who
- 59:36Speaker 2: wears a monocle and just creeps people out with like
- 59:38Speaker 2: obscure words for no reason. There'll be still plenty of folks,
- 59:42Speaker 2: don't you worry people? And then I think, I think
- 59:46Speaker 2: I'll try and get more a more melleable thought on
- 59:50Speaker 2: thinking when it comes to trying to express myself instead
- 59:52Speaker 2: of just going a fuck.
- 59:58Speaker 1: To tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm not going
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: to do anything new. But what I did last year
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: was actually what I did two years ago. Was I
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: decided like I was going to get a wee bit
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: fitter and then had the whole year doing very little.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: But this past year gone by, I did get a
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: lot fitter, and I lost the ball of weight, and
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: traditionally what I do now, Traditionally, what I do now
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: is be all impressed with myself and celebrate yeah, takeaways
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: and pints and come six months time. I've put back
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: on every single ounce. I've done that over the last
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: ten years. I've done that a couple of times, got
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: all real skinny for the wedding, fed myself like a fuel. Otherwise,
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: random Martin, lost a load of weight, fed myself like
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: a fuel, delighted with myself. And now I'm back again.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Lost the ball the weight this year and I'm standing
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: right here thinking and he never ran again. But I'm
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: just going to see if I can. I'm not looking
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: to lose weight, Tom, I can hold the weight I'm
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: at right now for one year. That yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: just maintain it. Not gonna I'm not gonna run triathleons
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: or anything like that. Just going to simmer along nicely.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: How about that.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: That's a great shot.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: You'll see how We'll see how we go with that,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: because I can't give it up, Tom, I don't drink
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: all that much. I you know, I don't eat it
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: or you know, willfully eat chocolate or sweets or anting
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: like that. I haven't done all year, and I've been
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: running like a bastard all year. So I have nothing
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: left to give up. Give up, you know, that's our
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: of way.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, So.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be like, let's not do it and crazy.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: Let's just not do it crazy.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: On the other side of it, either maintenance, maintain.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: Maintain this. That's it.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, brilliant. I can get behind that. I'll
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: keep a check on.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: You and of course Tom. The other thing that is
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: both of our New Year's resolutions is they keep putting
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: a high quality programming here on the Tim Anderry Show
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: exactly which we will be doing going forward. Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: thank you for following us into another year. We like
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: the format. We hope you like the format. We're going
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: to keep it like this for another little while and
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: then in the middle of the year, if things start
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: we start struggling for this lads, before recording on a
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Monday evening, we might start thinking about shaking up the
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: format a little bit. But we like it where it
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: is right now. It's good crack, and it's good crack
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: doing it for your fine folks. And thank you for
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: your Christmas wishes over the Christmas. That's great. You sent
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: them to us on social media, which I will give
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- 1:02:42Speaker 1: say for now Tom on Twitter, because I don't even
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: know that I'm going to be on Twitter all that
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: much longer. It wasn't a New Year's resolution to get
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: rid of it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna see
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: what's available on other social media platforms because Twitter is
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: getting to be and that's a pain of my balls
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: at the time being. You can get me on Twitter
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: at Jerry Pride, him on Twitter at Tom Underscore Omney,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: or you'll also get us on Instagram and indeed Blue
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Sky sticking Jerry McBride and Tom o'money and people that
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: look like us. That's if If if picture show up
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- 1:03:14Speaker 1: up buying probably us, that's it.
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- 1:03:29Speaker 2: went wandering into the woods and made the bollocks yourself
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: for whatever reason, are you going to be watching wrestling?
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: What were your memories from wrestling. What's on that you
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: love at the minute, and you're delighted as moved over,
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: You're going, I'm not touching that ship with a bard fall.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: What would be your wrestling wrestling name?
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: Why not? But do the hit the bell on whatever
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- 1:03:51Speaker 2: if it is Spotify, hit the belt so that it
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- 1:04:00Speaker 2: simple as that. If you can, I've never raised to
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: do it. Right now, Chris, I'll give the byes to
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: five stars because it keeps it more and makes it
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: more visible to other people out on the platform. And
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: you can leaving comments does the same thing as well.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: It makes it more juicy and pops up in people's
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: timelines and whatnot. Other than that, you're do you know what,
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: I'm feeling freshed After that, I'm going to go have
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: a discussion for the next I don't know how long
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: we're going to be talking about it.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: You've given yourself a rod for your own bag.
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: I think we can all agree that luckness is he's looking.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Yeah, he's looking good. We're gonna have that, I will
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: say Tom. That is the other New Year's resolution of
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show is we are going to
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: get a lot more active on our social media channels.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I've been letting the ship slip. We've been busy, what
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: can I tell you? But now that we're gonna we're
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: into the new year, we've got to show in a
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: good place and you will see a lot more odds
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: and sads showing up in your feets.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: Lovely right.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: One down too. Let's get fifty more this year.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: Gilluck Helas