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Lunch witht the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Monday Show! - The CrossFit Games Start Tomorrow! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

• 0:02
  We are living in a time where Taco
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  Bell's Baja Blast has a whole new meaning.
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  From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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  we cover it all.
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  Midday motivation every time you press
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  call.
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  Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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  Cowboy bring the heat.
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  Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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  Half hour hustle, yeah,
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  we building that brand.
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  Grab a plate, tune in now,
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  you part of the fam.
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  It is lunchtime.
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  Oh, that's good.
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  what is going on everybody welcome to
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  lunch with the Clydesdale and the cowboy
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  we are here um we are here we're
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  in a good mood today yeah we're talking
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  about rice cakes and chips ahoy and
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  Nabisco.
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  Nabisco.
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  Yeah.
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  Nabisco, how it formed.
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  It's been around for a long time, folks.
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  But I have to settle a beef.
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  Settle a beef.
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  I like beef.
• 1:35
  Last week,
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  Daniel Arnson kept coming into our chat
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  talking about how evil Flow Elite was,
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  Flow Sport,
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  the games being behind a paywall.
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  kicking and screaming every day throwing a
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  tantrum like a twelve-year-old boy the
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  DDSP the DDSP then I get a DM
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  from him over the weekend with his receipt
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  that he purchased the flow Elite package
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  and I said um
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  They got you.
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  And he said,
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  I was always going to buy it.
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  I just wasn't going to do it without
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  making a fuss.
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  I was going to bitch about it first.
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  I was never not going to buy it.
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  I was just going to bitch about it
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  first.
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  I understand, Daniel.
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  I texted you yesterday.
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  I re-upped mine and it was twenty one
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  dollars and eighty eighty nine cents.
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  Yeah, if you cancel and you come back,
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  they give you a discount.
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  I didn't even cancel mine.
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  It was just pause.
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  Like it was it was.
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  I had it whenever we were in Birmingham
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  and then paused it, you know,
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  so it just wouldn't charge me monthly.
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  And then when I unpaused it,
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  it was like, here,
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  give us twenty one dollars and eighty nine
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  cents.
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  And I was like, cool.
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  OK,
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  so I am we are back in the
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  saddle.
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  Terrible Tessa, he screams drama.
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  I mean, look,
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  some people live that kind of way.
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  Absolutely fine.
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  Seema wants to know,
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  is there a refer a friend discount code?
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  I have not seen one.
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  I ain't seen one.
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  I have not seen one.
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  That would be nice if it was,
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  but I have not seen one.
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  Daniel's now saying his master diabolical
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  plan is to find a way to get
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  reimbursed for the entire month.
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  Dude, if you need twenty bucks that bad,
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  like I can probably swing that.
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  Yeah, I mean, come on, dude.
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  Oh, man.
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  So...
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  Joseph is trying to start trouble again.
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  We had this debate a month ago.
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  And he asks, is Fig Newton a cookie?
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  It is.
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  I have proof.
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  I was watching a special with America's...
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  Like how... It was one of those like...
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  What is it?
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  The History Channel does those like
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  history of foods and shit.
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  Baking America.
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  And it was a cookie special.
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  And in the cookie special was the Fig
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  Newton and how it came about.
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  So, yes, it is a cookie.
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  And it is a delicious cookie.
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  And if you think otherwise, you're wrong.
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  And I saw you, Judy Reed.
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  I'm going to assume that it's Birchfield's
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  birthday,
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  being as high as mentioned it twice.
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  Happy birthday, Jay Birch.
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  Happy birthday, Jay Birch.
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  Love you, brother.
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  Seema's already scheduling her week around
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  the start times for the CrossFit Games.
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  I understand.
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  I understand.
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  Look, I get it.
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  I do the same thing.
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  I got some business clothes this morning.
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  I got some other stuff due and like
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  tomorrow's going to be a little bit
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  thinner.
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  And then Wednesday,
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  like I'm fairly well useless while I'm
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  here.
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  It's ridiculous.
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  Terrible Tessa says that that money that
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  Daniel is using is his manicure money.
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  Got it.
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  Got it.
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  Got it.
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  Got it.
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  Yeah.
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  CrossFit says the Fig Newton is a mini
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  cake.
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  I don't like cake, though.
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  I like a Fig Newton.
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  So do you not like cake?
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  I don't like cake.
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  What if it's about this big and filled
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  with fig?
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  What about then?
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  I might give that cake a shot.
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  not talking like a whole cake i'm talking
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  about one that's you know two and two
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  one and a half by one and a
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  half or so something like that i mean
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  phil which yeah it would say oh man
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  uh it's a fig bar that is not
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  what my package says trained i know you're
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  sick i'm trying to be easy on you
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  i'm not and there's my guy eric mackie
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  and they're damn good fig newton's in the
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  history channel
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  The history channel.
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  The history channel.
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  The history channel.
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  That's the history of history.
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  The history channel is a whole different
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  kind of channel.
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  That's a different channel right there.
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  Oh, my word.
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  Don't type that into the search bar.
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  No, no, no.
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  Not on your work computer.
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  That is the history channel.
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  It's NSFW.
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  Not at all.
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  Not at all.
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  Okay.
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  On a completely unrelated topic,
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  are we doing shoe shout outs?
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  Because I got mine on.
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  Oh, you got yours on?
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  I do.
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  Mine are still upstairs in the box.
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  You haven't even tried them on yet?
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  Dude,
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  I've got so much going on trying to
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  get ready for the games and my trip.
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  Yep.
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  It has not even.
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  Ladies and gentlemen,
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  I know we have said this before,
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  but I am a big fan of the
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  Hayes, Strike Movement Hayes.
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  And our friends over at Box Basics sent
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  us each there to try out because they
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  are awesome people.
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  Huge shout-out to Box Basics.
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  Huge shout-out to Justin and them,
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  who's actually competing at the Games in
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  the year.
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  So huge shout-out to them at Box Basics.
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  We're hooking it up.
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  These things are amazing.
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  I love the new colorway and they are,
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  I mean,
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  they're my favorite training shoes that
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  I've ever had.
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  So there's that.
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  Corey just said a bunch of stuff and
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  nothing,
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  some business and some other stuff.
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  Box basics.
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  yeah um box basics i've been using for
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  a long time my first ever board shorts
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  i bought from box basics probably back in
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  fourteen two thousand fourteen fifteen two
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  different at least two different pairs of
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  metcons when i was still wearing metcons
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  uh from them and then i discovered that
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  the the military discount from just buying
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  stuff straight from reebok so that was
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  kind of a different thing but
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  um shout out to them they are quite
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  awesome they have been around they are in
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  the space go out support them give them
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  high fives you see them give them a
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  hug tell them we said hello um is
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  a calzone a giant dumpling no no it's
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  a folded pizza yeah calzone is definitely
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  a folded it's a full not black and
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  gum aha joseph ramirez i'm sorry uh
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  squirrel
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  are actually not black they look black
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  they're not black they are green believe
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  it or not actually lava rock which
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  apparently is green like a real dark green
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  but dude they are fantastic i got them
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  on my feet right now and the inside
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  looks like cork like on the sole which
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  is even better i haven't even seen the
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  inside of mine i need to go check
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  that out even open the back the bag
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  i did open a bag i opened a
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  box and took a look at them they
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  look really nice um i just haven't i
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  don't dude whatever right um scott do you
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  need a head of security for the games
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  i know a guy who is in need
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  of an all-expenses-paid trip to the games
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  who has zero experience in security i
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  think i'm okay
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  I don't know if you ever met Scott
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  before,
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  but one thing he does not need is
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  security.
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  He can take care of himself.
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  My former bouncer days.
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  Yeah, absolutely.
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  A calzone is a meat pie.
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  I'll go with that too.
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  I mean,
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  if a pizza is a pie and there's
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  meat on your cow and your meat on
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  your pizza and you fold it in half
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  and then bake it,
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  boom papa birch's meat pie i like it
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  um i don't even know if we want
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  to get into this so if a hot
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  dog is a sandwich as a taco a
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  sandwich too i'm not ever i'm not of
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  the belief that a hot dog is a
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  sandwich i don't think a hot dog i
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  think a hot dog is a hot dog
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  yeah it is what it is it is
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  what it is i think the defining
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  characteristic of a sandwich is that
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  there's two pieces of bread one on either
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  side and a hot dog is one piece
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  of bread that is not split all the
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  way down the middle i think that's where
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  the technicality part comes in i'm naughty
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  uh
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  uh so brian spins in the chat uh
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  hey all how was your weekend um better
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  than yours i'd better say yeah not as
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  eventful as yours brother not better than
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  yours not as event not not as eventful
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  as yours that is for sword yeah i
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  made my comments about the situation last
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  night and
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  it's really hard to make a comment about
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  something you not are not intimately
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  familiar with which is why we don't talk
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  about stuff like that because we're not
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  we're not all the way in it so
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  it'd be very hard for scott or me
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  to make comments about stuff that we don't
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  have firsthand knowledge of and i'm not
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  getting in we're not getting involved in
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  any of that yep
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  Although the one comment I do want to
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  make is banning someone from an event
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  because they were critical of programming
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  is asinine.
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  Correct.
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  I would agree.
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  Asinine.
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  And I will – I am a big
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  proponent of freedom of speech.
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  I speak my mind on this show,
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  and I think everybody else should have the
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  same right to speak their mind without –
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  unreasonable repercussions now if you make
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  threats or you use hate speech or
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  something like that i understand those
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  topics but if you are just expressing your
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  opinion you should be allowed to do so
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  without repercussion and that goes with
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  any event any event like i don't get
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  i don't give a damn which one it
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  is like i think that's completely asinine
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  yeah i would agree
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  Yeah, you can add, Meredith,
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  I see you're adding details.
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  I don't even need to add details.
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  You should be able to say whatever you
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  want.
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  Right.
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  And if you choose to ban people who
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  disagree with you or who have criticism of
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  you,
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  that is a contributor to why the games
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  will never grow.
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  it is it is what it is and
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  i will stand by that i believe everybody
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  has the the freedom of speech to say
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  whatever they want to say yep moving right
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  along it is games week it is um
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  i have a little bit of a conundrum
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  oh
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  So I don't know if you saw,
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  but Tyson Bajan is going to be at
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  the CrossFit Games this year.
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  I did.
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  I did.
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  Are you going to fanboy completely and
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  have a small heart attack?
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  Do we need to have an A?
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  Pair down.
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  Do we need to have somebody with an
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  AED nearby whenever y'all inevitably run
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  across each other?
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  So here is the conundrum.
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  Right?
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  I love the Chicago Bears more than I
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  love...
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  Anything but my wife and daughter.
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  Right.
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  We've had this discussion.
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  Right.
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  Got it.
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  He is a quarterback for my team,
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  and I am so excited that he is
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  going to be there.
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  At the same time,
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  my two co-hosts are going to be competing
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  at the Masters CrossFit Games.
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  So now I have this pickle.
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  Yeah, but I mean,
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  they're not going to be competing the
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  entire time.
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  Yeah,
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  I don't know how long he's going to
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  appear, though.
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  I love when people say stuff like,
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  I don't know how long he's going to
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  appear,
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  as if he's doing some sort of magic
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  trick that we don't know about.
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  Well,
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  I think he's doing like a meet and
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  greet.
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  in vendor village is kind of what I
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  kind of understand.
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  That's what we need to do is a
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  meet and greet with,
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  because that way you can just stand in
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  line like this, like a little kid,
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  just kind of bouncing back and forth.
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  I'll get my picture with you.
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  I'm going to get,
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  I'm going to go talk to the Chicago
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  bears quarterback.
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  I'm picking on you, Dick, but there's,
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  I'm trying to think.
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  If there's like somebody I would run
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  across that I would be fanboying that much
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  about.
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  And very few people come immediately.
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  Like nobody comes immediately to mind,
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  right?
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  So I get it.
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  Well,
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  if I'm going to be completely honest,
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  like I would fanboy more for a few
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  of the starters on the Bears.
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  Sure.
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  It's just Tyson's connection with CrossFit
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  and what we do here every day and
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  the Bears together is like a double
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  connection.
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  Right.
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  It's very specific at that point.
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  Ladies will make it back next year.
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  Tyson is a once in a lifetime chance.
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  Once in a lifetime,
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  just because there's connection to the
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  space that we are also in.
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  He's going to be around some more.
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  Having said that,
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  whether or not he's still on the bear
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  in a couple of years, maybe, maybe not.
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  What I will say is,
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  this is a good segue, Joseph.
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  Yeah.
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  Because yesterday, I think it was,
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  Monster Games put out a post saying,
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  And I'm going to share my screen.
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  I have been very vocal about my thoughts
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  on this year's programming at the Masters
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  CrossFit Games.
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  Although the final event is finally a good
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  event.
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  Yeah, the final looks okay.
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  Yeah, I do like that.
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  The one that only two divisions get to
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  do.
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  So I will add that caveat,
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  but I do like that event.
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  I think it is interesting.
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  So Masters CrossFit Games, or not,
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  I'm sorry, Monsters.
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  Monsters Games.
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  Masters at Monster put this post out that
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  said,
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  we love our Masters so much that we
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  decided to release their individual
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  workouts a day early.
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  They did.
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  I don't know if that's a shot at
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  someone else missing the deadlines on a
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  frequent basis.
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  As a reminder,
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  the winner of each Masters division will
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  earn opportunity to compete at the title
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  for the first ever Masters World Fitness
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  Champion at the World Fitness Project
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  Finals in Copenhagen, Denmark.
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  Correct.
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  They have how many events?
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  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
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  eight, nine.
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  Nine events.
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  Nine events at the Monster Games that
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  Corey is going to this weekend.
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  He gets to do three more events than
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  all but two of the divisions at the
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  Masters CrossFit Games.
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  yep is that not the most in asinine
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  thing you've ever seen in your life
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  knew we were going to have several events
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  we had several events last year right i
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  wasn't expecting nine now having said that
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  i'm gonna put a little caveat on this
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  one of them's a forty yard dash like
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  we're doing a combine there's a there's a
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  broad jump hold on there's a broad jump
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  it's a forty yard dash um uh vertical
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  leap and whatever the other part is so
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  the four of the yes this right here
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  the show up the five ten five show
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  The four of those are worth a hundred
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  points.
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  That's twenty five points each.
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  Having said that,
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  it's still keeping us busy.
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  All day.
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  But those four are one of the nine.
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  Correct.
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  So really, it's thirteen different.
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  We have thirteen scores.
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  Yeah.
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  We have thirteen scores.
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  It is.
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  It's not a good look.
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  And Monster Games did this, you know,
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  they did it on purpose.
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  Dude, as soon as it said,
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  go back to the first slide where it
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  just says Masters at Monster and they put
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  it out yesterday.
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  One hundred percent.
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  That is a shot across the bow.
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  Nine individual scores,
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  thirteen total tests.
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  That is it.
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  That is one hundred percent a shot across
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  the bow.
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  And in the lead-in paragraph, right?
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  Like, hey, as a reminder,
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  if you finish first in your age group,
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  you're going to get an opportunity to go
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  compete in Copenhagen if you'd like to.
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  That's another,
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  that's shot two across the bow.
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  That's technically two warning shots
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  across the bow.
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  That they are doing a master's world
• 20:32
  fitness champion.
• 20:34
  Yeah.
• 20:36
  So this is an avenue that I think
• 20:39
  that World Fitness Project could actually
• 20:44
  overtake the games.
• 20:49
  It's just getting the top athletes to
• 20:53
  participate.
• 20:53
  This is a great first start,
• 20:55
  I'll say that.
• 20:58
  This is a great first start.
• 21:00
  It is.
• 21:01
  I would like more details as far as
• 21:03
  the, if we win, like,
• 21:05
  do we get a registration or are they
• 21:07
  going to,
• 21:07
  because I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 21:08
  I can't afford to fly to Copenhagen and
• 21:10
  stay in Copenhagen and be there for
• 21:13
  however many, you know,
• 21:15
  however many days it is.
• 21:16
  And it's going to be at Christmas time
• 21:17
  again.
• 21:19
  Like I'm not doing,
• 21:19
  I got an eight year old dog fitting
• 21:21
  to be nine.
• 21:22
  I'm not doing that.
• 21:23
  Aside from, you know, wife, family,
• 21:25
  all of that good stuff.
• 21:27
  Having said that, if it is a flight,
• 21:31
  hotel room, and registration fee,
• 21:35
  and I win and I get all of
• 21:37
  that, right?
• 21:37
  Because let's be honest, they have money,
• 21:41
  plenty of it, right?
• 21:43
  And they're only doing the winners,
• 21:46
  which narrows that field down a whole lot.
• 21:51
  So is it that?
• 21:53
  Is it one thing?
• 21:53
  Is it the other?
• 21:55
  Who knows?
• 21:56
  But...
• 21:57
  It's a real good way to get...
• 22:00
  And I know we've said this a hundred
• 22:03
  times.
• 22:04
  It's a real good way to get the
• 22:07
  people who pay for the majority of what
• 22:10
  we do in CrossFit to go and look
• 22:13
  at this other thing that's taking place in
• 22:16
  Europe.
• 22:18
  So what I'm... My biggest beef with...
• 22:22
  I have two big beefs with the Masters
• 22:24
  games.
• 22:25
  One is...
• 22:26
  We've gone from nine events in twenty
• 22:30
  twenty four to eight events in twenty
• 22:32
  twenty five to now six or seven events
• 22:35
  in twenty twenty six.
• 22:37
  We have cut the field down.
• 22:39
  We have.
• 22:42
  We have an exclusive venue for them now.
• 22:46
  And.
• 22:51
  Three of the events are less than three
• 22:53
  minutes.
• 22:57
  So why are we running out of time
• 22:58
  to only do seven events?
• 23:00
  I don't understand it.
• 23:01
  And I see like the cost of things
• 23:04
  the spin is bringing up.
• 23:06
  They're getting less money this year.
• 23:08
  I don't know how much more cost you're
• 23:09
  incurring.
• 23:10
  I think Brian's talking about World
• 23:14
  Fitness Project has less money this year
• 23:15
  than they had last year.
• 23:18
  Okay.
• 23:19
  Yeah.
• 23:21
  Rambler, yes.
• 23:22
  Monster Games is the same time as
• 23:24
  CrossFit.
• 23:25
  You cannot blame the scheduler of Monster
• 23:27
  Games because they are on the week they
• 23:29
  have always been on.
• 23:31
  We have been, yeah.
• 23:32
  I went last year.
• 23:33
  It was the same week last year.
• 23:35
  It's been that week for quite some time.
• 23:37
  The games moved up.
• 23:39
  The games moved to their spot.
• 23:41
  Yeah.
• 23:43
  What nothing they could do about that.
• 23:46
  Which, fine.
• 23:47
  I mean,
• 23:48
  they are also going to have a big
• 23:50
  area for us set up to be able
• 23:52
  to watch the games while we're there.
• 23:54
  So, like, if you have to be,
• 23:56
  you know, at the venue for however long,
• 23:59
  and they're going to have a TV, something.
• 24:02
  I mean, again,
• 24:04
  details on that were kind of sketchy,
• 24:05
  but they definitely said that we were
• 24:06
  going to have somewhere to be able to
• 24:07
  watch the games while we were there
• 24:09
  competing.
• 24:10
  So, cool.
• 24:12
  Pretty excited about that.
• 24:14
  And we've kind of talked about that.
• 24:15
  Corey goes to the Monster Games every
• 24:17
  year.
• 24:18
  He's bummed that he can't watch the games
• 24:20
  kind of exclusively and do Monster.
• 24:22
  Yep.
• 24:23
  Because they are at the same time.
• 24:25
  But Monster was put in a pickle because
• 24:27
  they are at the same venue every year
• 24:31
  at the same time.
• 24:32
  Well,
• 24:33
  they just moved to this venue last year.
• 24:35
  But even then,
• 24:37
  it's been the same week for quite some
• 24:40
  time.
• 24:40
  So...
• 24:41
  But I think they plan ahead and reserve
• 24:44
  well in advance.
• 24:47
  Again, dude, one more time.
• 24:49
  Jason Ansley, hell of a dude,
• 24:53
  has his shit together.
• 24:57
  Period.
• 24:57
  End of story.
• 25:00
  All the communication we've gotten from
• 25:01
  Monster Games has been either well in
• 25:04
  advance, far enough in advance.
• 25:07
  It's usually way more information than we
• 25:10
  absolutely need.
• 25:15
  I can't say enough good stuff about him.
• 25:18
  Joey Perez says,
• 25:19
  that'll actually be fun to watch with the
• 25:21
  crew you're competing with.
• 25:23
  Everybody standing around watching the
• 25:24
  games,
• 25:25
  it will be like a watch party that
• 25:27
  will be probably pretty fun.
• 25:30
  Yeah.
• 25:32
  It's going to be awesome, dude.
• 25:38
  Caliclair says,
• 25:40
  Talking about pickles, better be dill.
• 25:42
  Of course.
• 25:43
  Ortega said he wants a pickle.
• 25:45
  I know.
• 25:46
  Because I said it put them in a
• 25:48
  pickle.
• 25:48
  It did put them in a pickle.
• 25:50
  And as you know,
• 25:52
  I am a pickle addict.
• 25:54
  I have at least a pickle a day.
• 25:55
  I mean, ain't nothing wrong with that.
• 26:01
  I tried.
• 26:02
  I was going to, speaking of pickles,
• 26:04
  because we like to go off the rails
• 26:06
  at all times.
• 26:09
  I have been eating Klassen pickles about a
• 26:12
  pickle a day, right?
• 26:15
  Sure.
• 26:15
  Last night I'm like, hey,
• 26:16
  I'm going to get some Grillo's.
• 26:20
  I'm going to give them another shot.
• 26:24
  They were out of them.
• 26:29
  That's God telling you to stay in your
• 26:30
  lane.
• 26:30
  Yeah.
• 26:31
  So back to the Klassen.
• 26:34
  Stay in your pickle lane there, homie.
• 26:37
  Yeah.
• 26:39
  uh judy reed bread and butter are greater
• 26:42
  than dill i don't mind a bread and
• 26:45
  butter pickle judy but it is not going
• 26:47
  to outdo a dill pickle let me tell
• 26:51
  you something the only kind of pickles i
• 26:52
  really don't care for that much are sour
• 26:56
  like straight up sour pickles it's just
• 26:58
  too much love them it's just too much
• 27:01
  for me and then uh like a straight
• 27:03
  up sweet pickle because that's also like
• 27:06
  too far in the other direction but
• 27:09
  Kosher.
• 27:10
  Kosher dill.
• 27:11
  Bread and butter.
• 27:13
  Spicy.
• 27:14
  Hot.
• 27:16
  Bring me all of them.
• 27:17
  I don't like sweet pickles.
• 27:19
  No, I don't like sweet pickles.
• 27:20
  Not at all.
• 27:20
  I just don't want a sweet one.
• 27:26
  Picklesburg was this past weekend.
• 27:28
  I used to love Picklesburg.
• 27:31
  I have no idea.
• 27:31
  It is a festival in Pittsburgh.
• 27:34
  Oh.
• 27:35
  I'm assuming for pickles?
• 27:37
  It is.
• 27:37
  How about that?
• 27:39
  How about that?
• 27:40
  I am sharp, son.
• 27:41
  Look, you can't get much past me.
• 27:47
  Merch,
• 27:47
  is that what you did for your birthday?
• 27:49
  These two words should not,
• 27:50
  pickled okra should not be in the same
• 27:52
  sentence.
• 27:53
  Dude, have you ever had pickled okra?
• 27:54
  I'm
• 27:56
  Okra, so sometimes I like okra,
• 27:59
  sometimes I don't.
• 28:00
  It is one of those things that if
• 28:02
  not prepared correctly,
• 28:05
  goes south quickly.
• 28:06
  Sure.
• 28:08
  Have you ever had pickled okra?
• 28:11
  I probably did when I lived in
• 28:12
  Tallahassee.
• 28:13
  Dude, pickled okra's good.
• 28:16
  Do you like a Bloody Mary?
• 28:18
  I love a Bloody Mary.
• 28:20
  Make you a Bloody Mary with some pickled
• 28:22
  okra.
• 28:24
  Trust me.
• 28:26
  Judy Reed, and she lives up, well,
• 28:29
  I say up the street,
• 28:30
  but it's a little more than up the
• 28:31
  street for me.
• 28:33
  Have you seen that pickle company at the
• 28:35
  local farmer's markets that always has
• 28:37
  fifty plus people lined up?
• 28:40
  I have heard so many good things about
• 28:42
  that pickle person who picked some peppers
• 28:47
  and pickled them.
• 28:48
  Yes.
• 28:50
  I was hoping that's where you were going.
• 28:51
  But I don't like people in crowds.
• 28:55
  So it's hard for me to stand in
• 28:58
  line fifty deep unless it's Tyson Bajent.
• 29:01
  I could not possibly imagine staying
• 29:05
  behind fifty people deep to get a pickle.
• 29:08
  They ain't that good.
• 29:11
  There's no pickle on the planet that's
• 29:13
  worth my time to stand there for that
• 29:15
  long.
• 29:15
  You don't have to deal with the public
• 29:17
  and being outside in the public.
• 29:20
  No thanks.
• 29:24
  Gherkin's great with sharp cheddar,
• 29:25
  pita chip.
• 29:27
  dab of spicy mustard taste buds have a
• 29:29
  party in your mouth so hexi lover family
• 29:32
  recipe family recipe from what i from like
• 29:38
  my mom's mom shredded dill pickle shredded
• 29:44
  extra sharp cheddar cheese
• 29:49
  And then mayonnaise or Miracle Whip,
• 29:50
  whatever your preference is,
• 29:52
  mix it together, put it on a cracker.
• 29:55
  You will love me forever for that.
• 29:59
  Simplest recipe ever and phenomenal.
• 30:03
  Always at the Christmas dinner as an
• 30:06
  appetizer.
• 30:08
  That doesn't sound terrible.
• 30:15
  uh i've always won why put the red
• 30:17
  dye for pickled eggs or sausage i don't
• 30:20
  get no clue no clue i love the
• 30:28
  conversations you'll have it's so
• 30:30
  refreshing it's refreshing for us too judy
• 30:32
  because we have no idea what what we're
• 30:35
  going to talk about
• 30:36
  anybody ever wondered if we were on script
• 30:39
  or not there's no script to have so
• 30:43
  that ought to answer that uh miracle whip
• 30:48
  creator can also go stub his toe daniel
• 30:51
  i or her i don't know i don't
• 30:55
  know if we can be friends anymore miracle
• 30:59
  whip is far superior than mayo i don't
• 31:05
  i have no preference i'm not a big
• 31:06
  i'm not a big either way fan unless
• 31:08
  i'm making potato salad yeah i put miracle
• 31:13
  up and everything i do have a slight
• 31:16
  allergy to some mayonases so that does
• 31:19
  kind of influence my decision down here
• 31:23
  there's blue plate uh mayo which the the
• 31:29
  factory i guess whatever like it's made
• 31:31
  down here so that's all anybody ever used
• 31:35
  growing up but uh oh i can't wait
• 31:45
  to be a fatty and eat while watching
• 31:46
  the fittest workout understandable um yeah
• 31:52
  i uh there's some mayonnaises that uh i
• 31:55
  get the the baja blast when i eat
• 31:58
  it so
• 32:01
  yeah it's not good the one we were
• 32:03
  doing the one you brought up at the
• 32:04
  beginning of the show yeah yeah got it
• 32:07
  got it anyway yeah uh i fly out
• 32:16
  thursday morning that baja blast right
• 32:19
  there that's the baja blast we're talking
• 32:20
  about yep yeah joey has the same issue
• 32:25
  apparently
• 32:31
  oh so uh just for everybody's information
• 32:34
  uh jamie flew out this morning bright and
• 32:37
  early she drove to grand rapids last night
• 32:40
  caught that flight out to san jose carolyn
• 32:44
  is driving down today so they'll be there
• 32:47
  and ready for action tomorrow um i'm
• 32:53
  flying out wednesday morning
• 32:57
  I'll be in the air during this show
• 32:59
  time,
• 33:01
  but I'm going to try to do something
• 33:03
  from there every day from somewhere.
• 33:06
  I thought about doing a suite,
• 33:08
  but then I had second thoughts about that,
• 33:11
  and I'm just going to do it from
• 33:12
  like a travel lodge down the road.
• 33:15
  There from the Motel Six.
• 33:18
  Got to leave a light on for you.
• 33:19
  Yeah.
• 33:27
  Is anyone going to share their Flow login
• 33:29
  password kind of like the new Netflix?
• 33:32
  I don't think you can.
• 33:35
  So...
• 33:37
  we're trying to figure that out here at
• 33:41
  the, at the house.
• 33:42
  Cause I got mine re-upped and, uh,
• 33:44
  I sent my password and I'm going to
• 33:46
  go ahead and put that out here.
• 33:48
  Password login to one of my friends.
• 33:49
  And then I was watching your show from
• 33:52
  last night,
• 33:52
  this morning when somebody mentioned that
• 33:55
  it's probably,
• 33:56
  you probably won't be able to do it.
• 33:58
  So I just, I let B know,
• 34:00
  I was like, Hey man, look,
• 34:03
  supposedly only one person can be logged
• 34:05
  in at a time,
• 34:06
  but that seems kind of,
• 34:09
  Maybe it is true.
• 34:10
  I have absolutely no idea.
• 34:12
  So during Legends,
• 34:14
  if both devices were on the same IP
• 34:18
  address, it was fine.
• 34:22
  But from my understanding is if the two
• 34:24
  devices are on separate IP addresses,
• 34:27
  it will not work.
• 34:28
  That's what Google has to say about it.
• 34:33
  That's what was explained last night.
• 34:39
  so elite uh rambler you cannot stream
• 34:48
  anything from the games no please do not
• 34:52
  understand that oh please do not not
• 34:55
  understand that they have implemented the
• 34:57
  core and pepper law yeah um there's no
• 35:00
  streaming allowed from the games or you'll
• 35:03
  be escorted from the building
• 35:06
  yep so what you just said seems to
• 35:09
  be accurate if you're both watching from
• 35:11
  the exact same physical location strictly
• 35:15
  monitor streaming off locations will
• 35:17
  restrict actress if they are internet uh
• 35:21
  different yeah so they gonna get their
• 35:25
  money out you you cannot stream while live
• 35:32
  competition is going on
• 35:36
  You can't go to the ranch.
• 35:38
  Yeah.
• 35:40
  Nobody can go to the ranch.
• 35:41
  But all I am guessing is if he
• 35:45
  goes to the ranch for the ranch
• 35:46
  experience,
• 35:48
  you can stream that all you want hanging
• 35:49
  out at the ranch.
• 35:52
  Right.
• 35:52
  But if there are competitors there
• 35:56
  competing, you cannot broadcast that.
• 36:02
  Yeah,
• 36:03
  somehow I doubt that the ranch experience
• 36:04
  is going to be going on at the
• 36:05
  same time as their individual events.
• 36:10
  I could be way off,
• 36:11
  but that seems like it would be the
• 36:12
  logical thing to not have those two things
• 36:14
  going on at the same time.
• 36:19
  So, yeah,
• 36:20
  like in the media stuff that I've gotten
• 36:24
  this weekend, I can talk live, I can...
• 36:30
  take pictures,
• 36:31
  but I cannot stream during the
• 36:34
  competition.
• 36:37
  Unless I'm like if I'm outside the arena,
• 36:39
  I can talk live.
• 36:41
  I just can't do it while the action
• 36:44
  is going on around me.
• 36:50
  So
• 36:51
  Which I mean,
• 36:51
  it is an exclusive broadcast partner with
• 36:54
  flow.
• 36:54
  So, yep.
• 36:56
  And that means to me that flow is
• 36:58
  paying for this.
• 37:00
  Correct.
• 37:01
  And therefore flow is saying we're paying
• 37:03
  for this.
• 37:05
  We want return for our investment.
• 37:08
  Therefore nobody else can stream.
• 37:10
  Yeah.
• 37:11
  And then you,
• 37:12
  I don't even think you can put up
• 37:13
  your own video for four, eight,
• 37:19
  Yeah, didn't you say something last night,
• 37:21
  like you can go live,
• 37:22
  but not while the event's happening?
• 37:26
  I think as I read it more last
• 37:27
  night,
• 37:28
  I think it's you can take your own
• 37:30
  video,
• 37:30
  but you cannot show it for forty eight
• 37:33
  hours after the conclusion of the event.
• 37:37
  then they have like they'll have clips
• 37:40
  available to the media to use like say
• 37:43
  i do a podcast i want to show
• 37:45
  something from the event i can use that
• 37:48
  bank but i have to watermark it with
• 37:50
  flow elite oh so i mean it's way
• 37:56
  different than it has ever been in my
• 37:59
  time going to the crossfit games so i
• 38:01
  mean if that's the case then that seems
• 38:04
  like they are
• 38:06
  Pretty well invested at this point.
• 38:08
  I mean,
• 38:09
  between that and them throwing money at,
• 38:13
  you know,
• 38:14
  individual performances and whatnot,
• 38:17
  you know,
• 38:18
  injecting money into the games itself.
• 38:22
  I mean, good for them.
• 38:24
  Good for them.
• 38:25
  So Trent says,
• 38:25
  "'Forty-Eight Hours' is a little lame."
• 38:27
  I don't really think so.
• 38:28
  If they're paying money,
• 38:30
  they earned that right to show that.
• 38:33
  Because I have access to the warm-up area.
• 38:37
  If I interview Amy Kringle,
• 38:39
  I can put that up because that's not
• 38:41
  the competition floor.
• 38:44
  Does that make sense?
• 38:45
  It do.
• 38:46
  I just cannot show the competition floor
• 38:50
  until "'Forty-Eight Hours' after."
• 38:52
  I wonder if you can describe what's going
• 38:54
  on.
• 38:56
  Yeah, I'm allowed to talk about it.
• 38:58
  Probably not while it's happening.
• 38:59
  You're right.
• 39:00
  I get what you're saying.
• 39:02
  You can't be like,
• 39:03
  Enrique Garrard is in the lead.
• 39:05
  You can't do it like a baseball live
• 39:09
  broadcast,
• 39:10
  like a radio broadcast or whatnot,
• 39:12
  just trying to describe exactly what's
• 39:14
  going on without anybody being able to see
• 39:16
  it.
• 39:17
  So I'm assuming the forty eight hours
• 39:18
  thing is probably for them to be able
• 39:21
  to edit and put out their own packages
• 39:24
  before anybody else does,
• 39:25
  which is what they're paying for.
• 39:27
  Like we're streaming it.
• 39:29
  Yeah, you guys can put out your stuff,
• 39:31
  but give us two days because we're going
• 39:32
  to put out we're going to put out
• 39:34
  our own stuff first.
• 39:40
  Good luck capturing new CrossFit casual
• 39:42
  fans.
• 39:43
  You're not going to catch them on YouTube
• 39:44
  either because the algorithm is only going
• 39:46
  to send the games to those people who
• 39:48
  watch fitness or CrossFit videos.
• 39:51
  Correct.
• 39:54
  As opposed to when people are...
• 39:55
  I've been saying the same thing for years.
• 40:00
  Every time the game rolls around and
• 40:02
  there's breaks in the action and they show
• 40:05
  us advertisements for CrossFit
• 40:09
  Boxes like for, for affiliates.
• 40:12
  It's like trying to sell ice to Eskimos.
• 40:15
  Like, Hey man,
• 40:16
  the reason I'm watching this is because I
• 40:18
  do CrossFit.
• 40:18
  Like I don't need to see a video.
• 40:19
  I don't need to see an advertisement for
• 40:20
  that.
• 40:21
  You want to advertise something to me?
• 40:22
  Cool.
• 40:23
  Advertise something to me that I might
• 40:24
  actually sell or buy, excuse me, you know,
• 40:27
  whatever that, whatever that might be.
• 40:29
  But I don't need to,
• 40:31
  I don't need to, I'm aware of,
• 40:33
  of affiliates.
• 40:34
  You're you're.
• 40:36
  Does Flow Lead have immediate playback
• 40:38
  rewind?
• 40:39
  I doubt I'll get to watch much of
• 40:40
  it straight through live.
• 40:42
  So one thing I know for sure is
• 40:44
  if you have it on and you pause
• 40:45
  it,
• 40:46
  you can come back and start from that
• 40:48
  spot and go forward.
• 40:51
  Once it's over,
• 40:52
  they do try to get it up as
• 40:54
  quickly as possible,
• 40:58
  but it'll probably be an hour or two
• 41:00
  after the event.
• 41:01
  Yeah, I mean,
• 41:02
  it takes a little while for it to
• 41:02
  get up.
• 41:03
  But now the founder said in the future,
• 41:07
  the plan is to break it up into
• 41:09
  events.
• 41:10
  Right?
• 41:11
  And it will have like event one as
• 41:13
  its own separate thing to watch after
• 41:16
  event two will have its own separate
• 41:17
  thing.
• 41:18
  But this year,
• 41:19
  it's probably just going to be one long
• 41:21
  stream,
• 41:22
  which is what it's been forever anyway.
• 41:24
  I mean,
• 41:25
  if you go back and watch anything from
• 41:26
  last year,
• 41:27
  it's like a three and a half hour
• 41:28
  broadcast at a time for whatever event so
• 41:32
  It's not really anything changing.
• 41:34
  It's just going on a different platform
• 41:36
  and it costs you a couple of dollars.
• 41:39
  Easy day.
• 41:40
  Yeah.
• 41:46
  Yeah, Ortega's right.
• 41:47
  It's like BTS type video.
• 41:48
  You can do all of that over the
• 41:50
  weekend.
• 41:50
  Right.
• 41:51
  Anything that's not being shown on Flow
• 41:53
  Elite,
• 41:53
  you can take video of and put up.
• 41:56
  It's just...
• 41:58
  You can take video of Ortega fixing his
• 42:00
  mustache with his mustache wax,
• 42:02
  making it good and curly and whatnot.
• 42:05
  Take video of Joseph making tacos on the
• 42:09
  sidelines.
• 42:10
  Not a big deal.
• 42:11
  We can do all that.
• 42:12
  You just can't show what's going on live
• 42:14
  on the floor.
• 42:15
  Meg driving the taco truck while Joseph's
• 42:17
  cooking in the back.
• 42:18
  A hundred percent.
• 42:19
  Can do a ride along, all that.
• 42:22
  Yeah.
• 42:23
  Corey needs to see title on all PM
• 42:25
  ads.
• 42:25
  Got it.
• 42:28
  We don't take Tylenol PM, Ed.
• 42:31
  We use Thirdsy.
• 42:31
  Because it's the best sleep and recovery
• 42:35
  tool in the business.
• 42:36
  Just like how you gave the question, Ed.
• 42:39
  I like that, not what I said.
• 42:43
  And you can get fifteen percent off that
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  recovery tool by using code Jazzy at
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  checkout at Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy
• 42:51
  and get fifteen percent off your video.
• 42:57
  uh what making tacos on the comp floor
• 43:00
  then you are a talented son of a
• 43:03
  let me tell you something joseph if you
• 43:04
  got that kind of access we need to
• 43:06
  know how you got it seriously like i'm
• 43:09
  gonna call garrett right now and be like
• 43:12
  so joseph's making tacos on the floor on
• 43:14
  the comp floor and she's gonna be like
• 43:15
  the are you talking about oh yeah and
• 43:22
  ortega's right as long as the competition
• 43:23
  is not live
• 43:25
  Maybe that's what they'll do in between
• 43:26
  events is that Ramirez is going to be
• 43:29
  out there with a taco demo.
• 43:33
  And then I'll be beside him with a
• 43:34
  taco gun and I'll shoot him into the
• 43:36
  crowd.
• 43:40
  Who wants a taco?
• 43:45
  Yes, that is fantastic.
• 43:49
  See, we have all the marketing ideas.
• 43:52
  Get with us, CrossFit.
• 43:53
  Honestly, we can help.
• 43:56
  We can help.
• 44:01
  Oh, that's fantastic.
• 44:04
  I want a taco cannon.
• 44:06
  We need to make a taco cannon.
• 44:08
  Taco cannon.
• 44:09
  That is goal number one for the offseason.
• 44:12
  A hundred percent taco cannon.
• 44:14
  We start on designs next week.
• 44:16
  I got, look, Monday, I'm just,
• 44:18
  it's a travel day.
• 44:19
  Like I leave in the morning,
• 44:20
  I'll be back in New Orleans,
• 44:22
  New Orleans at like noonish,
• 44:24
  something like that.
• 44:24
  The rest of the day,
• 44:25
  I have nothing else to do.
• 44:27
  My wife's going to be in Biloxi.
• 44:28
  So like I can start plans for a
• 44:29
  taco cannon Monday.
• 44:32
  Shouldn't be a big deal.
• 44:33
  Have you ever made a potato gun?
• 44:35
  Not recently.
• 44:38
  Cause I'm thinking like when I was a
• 44:42
  bouncer at a bar in our spare time,
• 44:44
  we took PVC pipe, a,
• 44:47
  an ignition for a barbecue grill.
• 44:50
  Yep.
• 44:51
  and either hairspray or...
• 44:54
  Hairspray works pretty good,
• 44:55
  or used to work pretty good.
• 44:56
  They took a lot of the stuff that
• 44:57
  made it flammable out.
• 45:00
  You could probably do it.
• 45:02
  If you can get some old Aquanet, man,
• 45:04
  it'll shoot a potato real far.
• 45:07
  Allegedly.
• 45:08
  Yeah.
• 45:11
  oh allegedly we used to we i kid
• 45:14
  you not man we used to go outside
• 45:16
  of the the bar and we would shoot
• 45:19
  this potato gun for fun wow because bars
• 45:22
  don't get busy till ten and your shift
• 45:24
  started like seven so you're like at least
• 45:26
  yeah right and so you're sitting out there
• 45:30
  and we're shooting this potato gun and
• 45:32
  about three quarters of a block away was
• 45:35
  a church
• 45:38
  We launched one one night,
• 45:40
  and it was headed right for a stained
• 45:43
  glass window.
• 45:44
  Oof.
• 45:45
  And we are all like shit and bricks.
• 45:47
  Everybody's like...
• 45:49
  We do not want to piss off the
• 45:50
  Lord.
• 45:51
  Yeah.
• 45:52
  And thank goodness it just did like a
• 45:55
  belly dive right before it got to the
• 45:57
  church.
• 46:02
  That's fantastic.
• 46:04
  No, I have not built a potato gun...
• 46:09
  Let's see.
• 46:09
  I'm forty nine.
• 46:11
  So I think the last time I was
• 46:12
  like either twenty four, twenty five,
• 46:14
  something along those lines.
• 46:16
  And FYI,
• 46:19
  if you don't have fairly decently thick
• 46:22
  PVC pipe,
• 46:23
  you will crack it if you use it
• 46:25
  several times in a row.
• 46:27
  Don't ask me how I know that.
• 46:31
  So ever since we brought Vicky on,
• 46:33
  you mean you mean the one day?
• 46:37
  She's been sick.
• 46:38
  She's sick as a dog.
• 46:39
  I'm picking on her.
• 46:40
  But she's sending me graphics,
• 46:43
  which I wish she was here to pull
• 46:45
  up.
• 46:45
  To actually pull up.
• 46:47
  So I don't know if you can see
• 46:50
  it.
• 46:52
  Can you see the taco gun?
• 46:53
  Yes, I can.
• 46:55
  Taco cannon right there, baby.
• 46:58
  just like a t-shirt gun.
• 46:59
  Matter of fact,
• 47:00
  you would probably have to wrap the taco
• 47:03
  in a t-shirt for somebody actually be able
• 47:05
  to catch it because otherwise,
• 47:08
  you know what you'd be better off with?
• 47:10
  A burrito gun.
• 47:12
  And the Daniel Arnson Award.
• 47:14
  Yep, that is the Daniel Arnson Award.
• 47:16
  Because otherwise,
• 47:20
  if you just put a taco in there,
• 47:22
  hard or soft,
• 47:25
  soon as it comes out like meat's gonna
• 47:27
  go one way tortillas gonna go the other
• 47:29
  way you have lettuce all over the place
• 47:31
  like it's just not gonna end well but
• 47:34
  if you either wrap it in a shirt
• 47:38
  so now you got a free shirt and
• 47:40
  a taco dude and you're probably gonna have
• 47:43
  to do laundry quickly yes sure um
• 47:49
  Did Vicky eat the lettuce?
• 47:51
  We don't know for sure.
• 47:52
  We're not real sure.
• 47:55
  I don't think she's a Taco Bell person.
• 47:58
  She does not strike me as a Taco
• 48:00
  Bell person.
• 48:02
  But she has either that or she has
• 48:04
  a sympathy sickness.
• 48:07
  Yeah.
• 48:08
  It's entirely possible.
• 48:11
  She thinks it's from blackberries.
• 48:15
  And I thought the seeds were the worst
• 48:16
  part.
• 48:17
  Yeah,
• 48:17
  this is that's way worse than just getting
• 48:19
  a seed a random blackberry scene.
• 48:23
  Sounds terrible.
• 48:24
  Biggie.
• 48:26
  That's how we'll send out Clydesdale
• 48:28
  shirts, free taco juice stains.
• 48:30
  No extra charge.
• 48:32
  Speaking of the shirt smells like taco.
• 48:36
  That is all right.
• 48:38
  A little bit of fire sauce.
• 48:40
  Yeah, man.
• 48:42
  Speaking of the shirts.
• 48:45
  i got notification they are being they're
• 48:47
  with ups oh okay so i am less
• 48:54
  and less hopeful that i'm gonna have them
• 48:56
  before i hop on a plane on wednesday
• 48:59
  since we're at monday that sounds like
• 49:03
  they're with the lord the t-shirts are
• 49:05
  with ups
• 49:09
  we know how long your new shoes took
• 49:12
  to get to you so fun fact talking
• 49:14
  about my new shoes so bernard ordered some
• 49:17
  the same day that mine got shipped okay
• 49:20
  same same company ordered ordered them
• 49:23
  from box basics he got the easy muhammad's
• 49:26
  i got these um they shipped mine dhl
• 49:28
  they shipped his ups they shipped my dhl
• 49:31
  with finishing by the post office right
• 49:34
  they shipped his ups
• 49:36
  So we were in a race like the
• 49:38
  entire time as to who was going to
• 49:39
  get there first, whatever.
• 49:41
  So Friday morning,
• 49:44
  I got a notification, hey,
• 49:46
  your package is out for delivery with the
• 49:48
  mail.
• 49:49
  And I was like, cool.
• 49:50
  Bernard sent me one,
• 49:51
  and his was supposedly still in Baton
• 49:53
  Rouge at the UPS hub or whatnot,
• 49:56
  which is like,
• 49:56
  twenty minutes from our house.
• 49:58
  I said, let me explain something to you.
• 50:00
  I said,
• 50:01
  the United States Postal Service wins a
• 50:03
  race versus UPS.
• 50:06
  The whole world is going to stop.
• 50:08
  That's not going to end well,
• 50:09
  because that's not how this usually goes.
• 50:12
  well all day long like he would go
• 50:14
  check it every once in a while they're
• 50:15
  still in baton rouge they're still in
• 50:16
  baton rouge they're still in baton rouge
• 50:18
  until they showed up at his house at
• 50:20
  like five thirty in the afternoon and they
• 50:22
  still said that they were in baton rouge
• 50:24
  with ups and i'm saying all that to
• 50:27
  say this it says yours with ups but
• 50:30
  according to ups themselves they still
• 50:33
  have bernard's shoes in baton rouge and he
• 50:35
  wore them saturday yeah
• 50:38
  my hope to take them with me to
• 50:40
  san jose is dwindling it as we speak
• 50:44
  right um but if not i will have
• 50:47
  them when i get back and we can
• 50:48
  i can ship probably not via potato gun
• 50:53
  yeah real close to scott's house judy reed
• 50:58
  david reed i can probably potato gun their
• 51:01
  shirts to them
• 51:02
  Yeah,
• 51:03
  or at least get close enough to their
• 51:04
  house to potato gun their shirt to them.
• 51:06
  Yeah, I could drive by their shirts.
• 51:12
  I will fly to Columbus just to do
• 51:14
  that.
• 51:14
  That sounds like fun.
• 51:17
  Yes.
• 51:23
  There's a lot of...
• 51:25
  I don't even want to get into it,
• 51:26
  man.
• 51:27
  I'm so tired of saying the word Flow
• 51:29
  Elite.
• 51:29
  Yeah, no thanks.
• 51:31
  They are – Seventy-five percent of the
• 51:33
  events are going to be on Flow Elite
• 51:34
  for free.
• 51:36
  Literally seventy-five percent.
• 51:37
  You only have to log in for twenty-five
• 51:39
  percent of them.
• 51:40
  Correct.
• 51:42
  Unless you want to watch Masters, Teens,
• 51:44
  and Adaptive.
• 51:46
  There you're going to have to log in.
• 51:47
  In which case,
• 51:48
  it's still the same price and you get
• 51:50
  a whole lot more stuff that you can
• 51:52
  pick from the watch or not.
• 51:53
  You get the twenty five percent plus plus
• 51:56
  one hundred percent of the other three
• 51:57
  divisions of the masters,
• 51:59
  the adaptive who you never see in the
• 52:01
  adaptive go.
• 52:01
  It is something to see because those dudes
• 52:04
  are animals.
• 52:06
  I used to love to watch them in
• 52:07
  Madison, bro.
• 52:09
  I've seen.
• 52:12
  highlights videos obviously i haven't got
• 52:14
  a chance to see him in person but
• 52:16
  shout out to the adaptives those dudes are
• 52:18
  absolute animals if you're a coach to see
• 52:22
  how they scale and modify for adaptive
• 52:26
  athletes is a sight to behold like i
• 52:30
  didn't know you could flip a
• 52:38
  It is crazy what they do to modify
• 52:41
  for them to allow them to compete.
• 52:42
  Just watching the lower extremity people
• 52:45
  snatch with a barbell in their lap and
• 52:49
  just... Yeah,
• 52:51
  they don't get the luxury of hip drive.
• 52:53
  No.
• 52:54
  It's amazing, dude.
• 52:55
  A lot, yeah.
• 53:00
  Dude, the adaptive are so good.
• 53:01
  I took pictures last year and video and
• 53:03
  bro,
• 53:04
  I cried like five times on the first
• 53:05
  day.
• 53:06
  Yeah.
• 53:09
  it's amazing to watch um and i would
• 53:14
  say when they were in madison they got
• 53:15
  more people in the stands than the teams
• 53:18
  did i'm just saying everybody dogs on
• 53:24
  masters and adaptive and and teens the
• 53:27
  teams need fixed man because they they do
• 53:30
  not nobody stays in the arena for teams
• 53:33
  unless you have a family member on the
• 53:35
  team correct
• 53:37
  or you are a one hundred percent all
• 53:39
  out nerd because like Jamie never left
• 53:44
  Jamie I I'm a nerd and I would
• 53:47
  watch about seventy five percent of the
• 53:49
  teams Jamie watched one hundred percent of
• 53:51
  the teams she's that much of a nerd
• 53:55
  I like the teams it helps that I
• 53:58
  knew my entire team last year and the
• 54:02
  year before that
• 54:04
  not twenty twenty four but the year before
• 54:06
  that twenty three when brandon went when
• 54:08
  they did the the team thing but i
• 54:11
  like the teams i find that they're fun
• 54:14
  to watch i am also a huge huge
• 54:16
  crossfit nerd when it comes to that stuff
• 54:17
  so like if it's on chances are better
• 54:20
  than not and i'm free obviously i'm
• 54:23
  probably going to watch it whether it's
• 54:24
  the adaptives i watch the teens like the
• 54:27
  kids go
• 54:29
  Was that last year?
• 54:31
  And like some of those kids, dude,
• 54:33
  they're fit.
• 54:34
  It is some shit to see.
• 54:37
  Right.
• 54:37
  And what?
• 54:38
  Seventeen of the sixty athletes came from
• 54:41
  the teen division.
• 54:43
  Yeah.
• 54:45
  Something like that.
• 54:47
  Watching the teens and then thinking about
• 54:49
  the fact that they're just kids, right?
• 54:52
  And if they stick with it,
• 54:53
  which a lot of them are nowadays or
• 54:55
  trying to stick with anyway,
• 54:56
  how good they could possibly be going
• 54:59
  forward.
• 54:59
  Like,
• 54:59
  it just gives you stuff to think about.
• 55:02
  I also watched the oldest of the old
• 55:06
  in the Masters divisions last year,
• 55:07
  the stuff that we could see anyway.
• 55:10
  And that stuff is incredible to watch.
• 55:13
  Watching the seventy plus get out there
• 55:14
  and get on the rig and do pull
• 55:16
  ups and whatnot.
• 55:18
  Dude, in Alabama,
• 55:19
  I cried when the sixty eight year old
• 55:21
  woman got her first bar muscle up.
• 55:23
  Dude, like I remember that.
• 55:26
  That was like I don't even know.
• 55:29
  I can't even describe it.
• 55:30
  The place erupted.
• 55:32
  Yeah, I would imagine.
• 55:33
  Like it was it was open affiliate
• 55:36
  excitement only ten times the people.
• 55:40
  The Masters divisions in Masters
• 55:42
  competitions in general,
• 55:44
  and this comes from somebody who's done a
• 55:45
  lot of them,
• 55:46
  is one of the few places where like,
• 55:49
  yeah, I want to win,
• 55:50
  but I'm also actively cheering for the
• 55:51
  people that are in my lane because I
• 55:54
  know what they're doing.
• 55:55
  I know what they're going through.
• 55:56
  I know that they have jobs and careers
• 55:58
  and kids and all kinds of shit to
• 56:00
  take care of.
• 56:01
  And I'll sit around and watch the older
• 56:03
  guys, the younger guys than me,
• 56:05
  probably the older guys, even,
• 56:06
  even more just to see what they can
• 56:08
  do with some of them with some seriously
• 56:11
  limited mobility with whatever,
• 56:13
  but they're still out there and getting at
• 56:15
  it.
• 56:15
  Like it's,
• 56:17
  Again,
• 56:19
  I am not your typical CrossFit person.
• 56:20
  I will watch pretty much all of it.
• 56:23
  All right.
• 56:25
  Well, we've been at it for an hour.
• 56:27
  Yep.
• 56:28
  Time to call it.
• 56:30
  We'll be back tomorrow for lunch with
• 56:32
  Clydesdale.
• 56:33
  And then the rest of the week is
• 56:35
  going to be kind of wild and up
• 56:36
  in the air.
• 56:36
  Yeah.
• 56:39
  when are you leaving for monster uh fly
• 56:42
  out thursday morning i think i will get
• 56:45
  i think i land around noon my time
• 56:47
  something like that all right we'll figure
• 56:51
  something out we'll do something yeah even
• 56:54
  if it's just a quick twenty minute or
• 56:56
  updating different things yeah um i'm uh
• 57:02
  No,
• 57:02
  my wife's going to be using that one.
• 57:04
  I was thinking about bringing my laptop,
• 57:05
  but I don't think I will.
• 57:06
  So anything I do is going to be
• 57:07
  live from the phone,
• 57:08
  but I'll have my earbuds.
• 57:12
  I can't find my other headphones that
• 57:13
  actually plug in.
• 57:14
  But anyway,
• 57:16
  I'll be available is what I'm getting at.
• 57:18
  We're probably going to do a little EMOM
• 57:20
  code.
• 57:21
  We got a whole bunch of people that
• 57:22
  are going to be in and around the
• 57:23
  area whenever I land,
• 57:24
  a little shakeout workout Thursday.
• 57:27
  But after that,
• 57:28
  as long as I'm not competing online,
• 57:29
  actively competing or warming up I am
• 57:32
  free.
• 57:33
  So yeah,
• 57:33
  I'm only looking for you like Wednesday
• 57:35
  night, Thursday ish.
• 57:37
  Because then Carolyn and Jamie are both
• 57:41
  done and they're there.
• 57:42
  Yep.
• 57:42
  And I've got Joseph and Meg,
• 57:44
  maybe I can pull on to do some
• 57:46
  stuff.
• 57:48
  And who knows,
• 57:49
  maybe I pull on Colleen and G for
• 57:53
  something.
• 57:54
  Yeah.
• 57:55
  I mean, they're down.
• 57:56
  If they're free,
• 57:57
  I'm sure they're ready to rock and roll.
• 57:59
  They didn't get a drop of a hat.
• 58:01
  All right, guys.
• 58:02
  Have a great rest of your day.
• 58:03
  We'll see you back tomorrow.
• 58:06
  Hope you have a great games week.
• 58:08
  Get those meetings scheduled properly,
• 58:11
  and we'll see you all tomorrow on Lunch
• 58:14
  with the Clydesdales.
• 58:15
  I wouldn't wait to get to the editing
• 58:17
  room to jazz me up.
• 58:19
  I'm already jazzy.
• 58:30
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 58:32
  saddle.
• 58:32
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 58:34
  saddle.
• 58:34
  Talking to reps,
• 58:35
  real life strength in the battle.
• 58:39
  From the gym to the screen, yeah,
• 58:41
  we cover it all.
• 58:43
  Midday motivation every time we press
• 58:46
  call.
• 58:48
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 58:50
  heat.
• 58:50
  CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
• 58:52
  Half hour hustle, yeah,
• 58:53
  we building that brand.
• 58:54
  Grab a plate, shoot it,
• 58:55
  now you're part of the fam.