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FULL SHOW: Ben's a cooool Dad! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This genre would being podcast. Hey that's us brought to
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  Speaker 1: you by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes that kiwis
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  Speaker 1: Land you were saying as Rihanna Diamonds was playing right there,
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  Speaker 1: it reminded you of a pretty amazing well on the surface,
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  Speaker 1: seems like an incredible trap you got to do, but
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  Speaker 1: it was also very full on at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when that song was released seven countries, seven days
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  Speaker 2: on a seven sevens, even with Rihanna like the world's
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  Speaker 2: media and I was on there, which does sound amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Rianna touched you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at one point she poured me a glass of
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  Speaker 2: an Ace of Spades champagne. And I got a goodie
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  Speaker 2: bag that you're asking the diamonds.
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  Speaker 3: In it, with diamonds in it.
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  Speaker 2: Like a diamond.
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  Speaker 3: Did you give you a diamond?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was like a goodie bag that had all
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  Speaker 2: kinds of things like headphones, like a diamond necklace.
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  Speaker 1: It was jeez.
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  Speaker 3: It was a different time.
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  Speaker 1: So you went to seven different places of seven nights.
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  Speaker 3: To watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Weeden, Mexico, America, Berlin, and Germany like you name it.
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  Speaker 2: We went all around the world.
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  Speaker 3: There was a wild time for radio too, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Was Ola where record companies would essentially just take management
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  Speaker 3: from radio stations. I remember my boss at the rock
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  Speaker 3: getting picked up in limousines on a Monday morning, take
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  Speaker 3: into the bloody Strip club to listen to rock music,
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  Speaker 3: and and then all of a sudden that music ends
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  Speaker 3: up on the radio station.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, your time at the strip club did you make?
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  Speaker 2: It?
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  Speaker 4: Seems very mafio sites. You like those left those radios? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, well you play some bloody airborn buddy. It
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  Speaker 4: was good, good time, like, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Wrong with a bit of bribery.
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  Speaker 1: I say, well, nowadays in radio, we arrived to work
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  Speaker 1: like we did this morning, and a whole lot of
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  Speaker 1: high drama going on of a different kind. This is
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  Speaker 1: what actually happened this morning. We walked into the radio studio.
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  Speaker 3: This alarming noise, alarming alarm is sounding, and it felt
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  Speaker 3: like the radio station had about sixteen minutes until it exploded.
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  Speaker 3: My computer said critical mass.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know critical mass everything. Yeah, it was like
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  Speaker 1: critical mass warning you need to I'm like, what does
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  Speaker 1: this mean?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you and Matthew McLain Medi McLain in the afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: you share that computer. Yes, maybe you guys are running
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  Speaker 3: it too hard.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've been locking up on that computer.
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  Speaker 1: I get in trouble from Maddie for not logging off
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  Speaker 1: at the end of log off. Now that a daily
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  Speaker 1: reminder of my phone to log out for Maddie because
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  Speaker 1: of the three extra minutes inconveniences when he comes. But anyway, you.
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  Speaker 2: Say log out for Maddie, I'm a reminder.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, every day, but he's always like a log out
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  Speaker 3: for him. But three minutes, take three minutes. May do
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  Speaker 3: it every day? Logout for Maddy, McLean and do this
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  Speaker 3: log How does it the log out of a computer?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 3: How hard? Does it? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Switch news? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, I'm don't get every morning.
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  Speaker 2: I love the things that get you wound up, some
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  Speaker 2: of the most strange things.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, what good are you for doing that? Because it
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  Speaker 3: was a big bug beer for Maddie McLeay in the afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: it was already there.
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  Speaker 2: I've been locked ye anyway, got on you for freezing
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  Speaker 2: one button and then convenience a second.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I wanted a bit of praise for
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  Speaker 1: logging out. Anyway, we got erin from it. He came
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  Speaker 1: and fixed it for you, though, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: It was like it was you see the computer is
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  Speaker 3: very dramatic. It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of those classic unplug it, plug it
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  Speaker 1: back in the where you go.
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  Speaker 2: Again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Actually never does you wrong? People. People mock up the
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  Speaker 3: Have you tried turning off to on again? It actually
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  Speaker 3: works a trip because this computer I think my laptop
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  Speaker 3: has been running since twenty eleven.
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  Speaker 2: It's never turn them off.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're always working. And they're like, can I just
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  Speaker 3: could you just give me a if you could take
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  Speaker 3: five minutes just to turn me off.
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  Speaker 1: It's where the opp updates come to it. So I
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  Speaker 1: just want to do an update, you know, not now mate, please.
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  Speaker 5: The hits that John wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so Megan used today something happened to you
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  Speaker 3: at the gymnasium, and you've got a glow. You've got
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  Speaker 3: to smile to air like like.
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  Speaker 2: This is just me telling you that I wait to
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  Speaker 2: the gym. But when this happens and I spoke to
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  Speaker 2: produce a grace about this, like, it really gives you
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  Speaker 2: a hip and you stick. So I'll be doing pilates
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  Speaker 2: classes and it involves like the reform of a machine.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to coordinate arms and everything, like it's
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: So the machines. I sometimes see them on inscrapt they sli.
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  Speaker 2: Carriage yet they sliding and then they've got strapped your
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  Speaker 2: arms and leads, gotcha, I know what you mean. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: there's a circle thing. Sometimes there's a ball and had
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  Speaker 2: some of those moves. Yes, So you look at it
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, how hard can it be? They're riding
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  Speaker 2: on a carriage, But it's like they make you go
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  Speaker 2: slow sometimes and your arms and leaves are shaking.
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  Speaker 3: And they feel very sort of dungeony, don't they those
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  Speaker 3: machine shades? Yeah, they do. Yeah, you're kind of like
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  Speaker 3: strapped locked in there, like one of those weird message
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  Speaker 3: cheers on the information.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit like that. But you know there's other
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  Speaker 2: people in the class and they're instructing it, and you
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  Speaker 2: know everyone always looks so calm and collected and perfect
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  Speaker 2: and what they're doing. Yesterday, not once but twice, and
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  Speaker 2: the class the instructors set in front of everyone and
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  Speaker 2: she looked at me, that's great form, great form. As
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  Speaker 2: she looked at me, I was like, did you ready there?
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing better in a gym class, especially if you've
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  Speaker 2: been to one of those classes with this. Honestly, like
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  Speaker 2: sixty people like.
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  Speaker 3: Gold, what are you doing? Squat's what was going on?
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  Speaker 1: Squats?
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  Speaker 2: You're right, actually just want squat.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see if it's what the forms like what it
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  Speaker 3: just shows a squat squat? Is that great form, Johnny?
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  Speaker 3: It's fantastic for very weird the way you can tell
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  Speaker 3: the weight the weights in the posteria too. You don't
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  Speaker 3: want to put that pressure on the knees. Good for
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  Speaker 3: great squatting.
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  Speaker 2: My legs are tracking over my toes.
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: She gave me a shout o in front of everyone,
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  Speaker 2: and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, you know you're paying you're paying you.
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  Speaker 2: There's an obligation paying her, and technically all of us
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  Speaker 2: in the room are paying her here.
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  Speaker 3: But so she's got an obligation to give positive feedback.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it was scattered evenly throughout the road,
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  Speaker 2: all right. I was differently ahead of.
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  Speaker 3: The top of the class, I think.
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  Speaker 1: So afterwards this helped you felt feel good for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Damned that did you feel like the burning eyes of
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  Speaker 3: the other attendees.
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  Speaker 2: For I didn't care. I was like, do bitter, do better?
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  Speaker 2: Keep follow me? If you want to see what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Watch me, I've got it.
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  Speaker 3: There's probably a guy and there were two broken legs
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  Speaker 3: in a wheelchair, and they're like good squads, buddy. If
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  Speaker 3: you're a gym instructor, you have to give good feedback
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  Speaker 3: because you want people to keep coming back.
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  Speaker 1: Keep it up, let's it keep it going.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, well, well done. I'm pleased for Vegan. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Next, something else that surprised you this week? Something
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  Speaker 1: that turned up at your house. We'd be banging on
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  Speaker 1: about the last couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I just want to find who the rightful owner
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  Speaker 2: of this.
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  Speaker 3: This package is shout out to the prince who was
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  Speaker 3: trying to find Cinderella. Yeah, with the slipper, he was committed.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm starting to fade out of trying to
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  Speaker 3: find this person. But then.
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  Speaker 1: And also, how like how unusual was his shoe size
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  Speaker 1: that no one else in the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Key right, I've always thought that everyone's got like would
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  Speaker 2: first size.
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  Speaker 3: That you'll do.
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  Speaker 5: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Yes, something surprising turned up in your letterbox there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a package, a bubble rap package, pretty nondescript,
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  Speaker 2: and it didn't say where it came from. But it
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  Speaker 2: did have a phone number and a name. The name
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  Speaker 2: was Jackie. And I did text the phone number and say, hey, Jackie,
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  Speaker 2: I think I've got your phone case. The person takes
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  Speaker 2: back said, no, wrong number. This isn't Jackie.
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  Speaker 3: Why are they ashamed to own that phone case? Looking
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  Speaker 3: at it, it's it's vibrant, isn't. It's got a panda
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  Speaker 3: cycling in the moonlight, a lot of a lot of
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  Speaker 3: stuff going on in the back of that phone. It's
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  Speaker 3: too much phone case for me creatively. So maybe the
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  Speaker 3: person was a little embarrassed that they had ordered the
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  Speaker 3: phone case.
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  Speaker 2: Surely not, surely not.
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  Speaker 3: But we're trying to get hold of Jackie. So Jackie
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  Speaker 3: and you can come forward anonymously. Well you're not, so
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  Speaker 3: we've been saying your name on the radio for the
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  Speaker 3: last four days. But so you can come forward and
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  Speaker 3: your phone case. I feel like Jackie would want their
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  Speaker 3: phone case.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she bought it. She bought it. It's for Samsung phone.
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  Speaker 2: What's protecting of Samsung? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Jackie had ordered something off the dark web and
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  Speaker 3: it was meant to be disguised as a phone case,
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  Speaker 3: because that's why I.
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  Speaker 2: Opened it because I was like, it's very light package, like.
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  Speaker 1: A like from a store or anything on the No, so.
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  Speaker 2: Just one of those white bubble rap.
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  Speaker 1: Pecks receipt inside or anything that.
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  Speaker 2: Literally was only the case. There was no like order
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  Speaker 2: sheet or anything.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she had ordered some kidneys from Taiwan and we
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  Speaker 3: should get David Lomas onto it. Instead of missing missing pieces,
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  Speaker 3: missing cases, got a cold case.
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  Speaker 1: The case of the phone case.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love that he'd be quite as into it as
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  Speaker 1: we would be. He'd be like, really, am I going
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  Speaker 1: to spend my time doing this now? He always flies
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  Speaker 1: around to David Lovitz on the show, so he probably.
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  Speaker 2: Filming at the moment though, had China to go to.
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  Speaker 3: The factory where it was made and.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff from downtime in between series.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, you know things that turned up at your house,
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  Speaker 3: which was quite a funny story of a friend of ours.
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  Speaker 3: He was at I think sadly his mother's funeral and
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  Speaker 3: they were at their property after the proceedings and they
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  Speaker 3: were waiting for the catering to turn up and it's
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  Speaker 3: been like an hour. They phoned the catering company. They're like, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: we dropped it off and he'sai, we're and they said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this address, which wasn't their house. So he's like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well I'll go over to that house and just say hey,
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  Speaker 3: sorry with all that's my mother's funeral and all's well
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  Speaker 3: that in as well turns up knock on the door.
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  Speaker 3: There's a guy with a sausage roll hanging out of
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  Speaker 3: his mouth like a cigar.
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  Speaker 1: So he opens the door.
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  Speaker 3: He opens the door and he's got a club sandwage
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  Speaker 3: in one hand with a sausage roll in his mouth
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  Speaker 3: on the other hand, and he's been tucking into the
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  Speaker 3: funeral platter that's turned up for and he's like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's my mum's funeral food. Obviously obviously guy laugh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think he even said like he's like her funeral food, Well,
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  Speaker 3: she won't mind if it's missing. Oh oh, it was
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a joke at the time. And he's like, well,
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  Speaker 3: can I come in and get it? Three quarters of
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  Speaker 3: it had gone when the whole family attacking, and they're
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  Speaker 3: like free, but mind you in a whole play of yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's great, I mean, yeah, you're not denying it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and how much should they have possibly gone through,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they would have been, but.
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  Speaker 3: He's seen asparagus wrapped in a piece of bread. You're like,
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  Speaker 3: this is condolence food. Yeah, this is commiseration food.
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  Speaker 5: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast Doorstep.
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  Speaker 3: Megan said a phone case too. We're trying to check
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  Speaker 3: down Jackie. If you know, jack you did order a
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  Speaker 3: phone case, got a bicycling Panda.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just ask any Jackie you know if she ordered
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  Speaker 2: a phone case that hasn't arrived.
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  Speaker 3: Very cute pandas enjoyed cycling as well.
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  Speaker 1: But only in the moonlight. By the look of that,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like it's a moonlight situation going on on
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  Speaker 1: that phone case.
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  Speaker 3: We got scot with us on the phone and welcome morning.
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  Speaker 3: How are you Scotty?
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  Speaker 6: Hey there guys.
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  Speaker 7: How the gun?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good?
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  Speaker 3: You tuned up at someone's house unannounced?
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  Speaker 6: Yep, sure, yeah. The mate so we hadn't hadn't seen
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  Speaker 6: him much for the week and usually, you know a
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  Speaker 6: few of us mates we see each other every day,
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  Speaker 6: you know, social footy and a few other things, and
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  Speaker 6: he just wasn't showing up. And one of my other
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  Speaker 6: mates saw him on the Friday and he was in
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  Speaker 6: didn't say much and we're thinking ship, something's something wrong
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  Speaker 6: with him, you know, what's going on? So I just
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  Speaker 6: thought i'd shar up with some bears, something we do
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  Speaker 6: quite often. On the Friday. Yeah, Yeah, walked into his
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  Speaker 6: house and he was on his laptop and it was
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  Speaker 6: just after five pm, so I just I just shut
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  Speaker 6: his laptop. But that what's going on? And turns out
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  Speaker 6: he was in a job interview.
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  Speaker 3: Think I've noticed you but down lately because I've had
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  Speaker 3: no job and I was trying to, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 3: nail this interview.
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  Speaker 6: He had a job, but he was Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 6: he was just focused on that for the week and
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  Speaker 6: he was a bit nervous. He didn't want to tell
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  Speaker 6: the boys.
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  Speaker 1: So so how does he get back from that after
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  Speaker 1: being disconnected by you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he got the job. He's got. You could say
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  Speaker 6: it was celebratory.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks me, cool mate, cattering, good morning, good morning, turned
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  Speaker 3: up at the doorstep. What was it?
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  Speaker 8: It was a nice package, delicious snacks and nice chutneys
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  Speaker 8: and dips and things like that, thanking someone for their loyalty.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, right, so thank you, thank you Hamper.
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  Speaker 1: You had you been loyal to anyone at that stage
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  Speaker 1: or not?
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  Speaker 8: No, it was addressed to the previous tenants who lived
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  Speaker 8: in our home before we bought it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, so now you're thinking how loyal am I
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  Speaker 3: to those people?
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  Speaker 6: Exactly?
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  Speaker 8: We thought, well, how would we ever get it to them?
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  Speaker 8: We had no idea where they went, so we decided
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  Speaker 8: to keep it ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, And you enjoyed those chutneys and those papers and
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  Speaker 3: Wayfer crackers. You know they was checking those things.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, we did to a point. But then the tenant
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  Speaker 8: turned up a couple of days after the package came
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  Speaker 8: asking if we had reached.
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  Speaker 3: We're not expecting you're eating like a what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: Give half of it back?
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  Speaker 1: We got I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry exactly it was My husband thought quickly on his
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  Speaker 8: feet and was like, oh no mate, we sent it.
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  Speaker 3: Back good, So what do you do with the stolen goods?
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  Speaker 8: Well, for some reason we panicked, like thinking this I
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  Speaker 8: was trouble or something possibly, and got rid of the evidence.
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  Speaker 8: So in case he came back and asked, again, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not my good drug back. What you got rid of it?
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  Speaker 8: Flushed the PENNI We took the box because we still
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  Speaker 8: had the box that came in and everything, so we thought
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  Speaker 8: we don't want to just put it in our brothers
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  Speaker 8: thing because what he comes back and look.
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  Speaker 3: Is this what the package? It's so good stolen. So
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  Speaker 3: the taste of peculiarly had the taste of gills in
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  Speaker 3: the end.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so we I don't know why we felt like
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  Speaker 8: we needed to be on the run for a moment, but.
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  Speaker 1: Calling us now for a witness protection or something like
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  Speaker 1: that's still on the run.
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  Speaker 3: It's the most badass you'll ever seund right there.
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  Speaker 5: That John and Ben podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen something which is alarmed both Megan and me.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going shopping with you your daughter ever again?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I probably will, to be honest, I probably
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  Speaker 1: Well there's clickbait, hyperboles, clickbat but I had for the
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  Speaker 1: first time, you know, a couple of days ago, I
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  Speaker 1: went shopping with my daughter. I've done that many times.
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  Speaker 1: I went shopping to look for something for myself. So
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  Speaker 1: you normally in the past, when you go shopping with
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  Speaker 1: your kids, you're normally buying something for them, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and your new shoes for school because it was needing,
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  Speaker 1: it was growing.
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  Speaker 2: I hardly ever go shopping for myself now.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So you do online? Are you talking about physical. Are
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: you going into shops?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: What time?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your husband doesn't know about any of the online shopping.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: But a couple of days ago, I was like, I
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: need to get a new pair of jeans. You know,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I got to stage where, you know, one a black
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: pair of jeans, and my ones weren't in a good condition.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Was I need to go get them? So that was
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: my mission to go to the shops to get jeans.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And my daughter Seena was coming along. She was collateral
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: for the trip, and I was like, okay, she can
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: come along with me for a change. And I never
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: experienced it before, but I got into her like a
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: bit of an argument with her. She's like, don't get
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: skinny jeans. I'm like, what's wrong with the jeans that
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I've got? She's like, Dad, no longer.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Cool, don't like skinny jeans.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the thing. We've gone from one extreme
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: to the other. I noticed out there in the market
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: where you're gone from jeans that looked like compression tights
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: to jeans that look like you wearing two parachutes on
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: your leap.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: And this is the thing. She's like, your jeans are
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: too skinny. It's not calling more. You need to get
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: a bigger pair of jeans. So I go into the store.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I get the ones that I want. I want to
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: try these. She's like, no, try these ones. I'm trying
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the one I look like mc hammer from.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: They are big now, they now, they're bigger than we
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: remember when they finished.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I like, I put them on. I'm like, I could
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: wear these, but I just feel like I'm just a
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: guy trying to be cooled down with the kids. And
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: she's like, that's it. Those are the jeans to get.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't do this, and so did you
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: do it all?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: So we've sort of been back and forth. I put
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: on the skinny jeans. She's like, too skinny. That I'd
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: get a peer that were slightly less baggy than theer
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: that she wanted. And she's like, that's fine. Still like
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: the baggy peer, but go with those. I'm like, too baggy.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: So I'd go And there's six different piers of jeans
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: we meet somewhere in the middle.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: It's a millennial that's been into the skinny jeans for
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: so long. It's a real it's a thing to get
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: your head around, even like, you know, not allowed to
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: wear ankle socks, so we're so used to wearing like
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: socks that don't show, and now that's you know, gen
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: zs have to wear the pulled up socks.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: The thing is, and I said this to my daughter
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: and my jen career, I've had skinny jeans, I've had
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: flear jeans, I've had baggy jeans, you know, jeans, jeans,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: and eventually they'll come back in fashion.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I even gone to those jeans that are too short
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: for your leaves. You know, they run, they run abuff
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: your and then.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: If they were long, you rolled them up to make
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: them look the.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Genes really leaves the gene fashion. Why has it changed
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: so much? The other thing, too, is when if you
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: were a baggy pair of jeans, now you're gonna look
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: like a semi professional skateboarder who probably should have given
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: up on his dream about fifteen years ago and got
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: a sensible job. That's what I kind of feel like.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: We're like, oh, is he still skating skateboard?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Said this card of looks sad, sad.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: It wasn't my kids saying it, but I'm in and
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: and I tried some pants on a couple of years ago.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: And yes, the shop assistant for some advice and generally
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: nine times out of ten, everything looks fantastic. Swipe your
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: bloody card man. She was even like, I just don't
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: think that age appropriately. She was right though.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: She did a huge fav that Johnaan Ben podcast.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: The Best Toasted Sandwich was voted in okadye fools. Yeah,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: just about twenty minutes of rot And we phoned them
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: yesterday we can.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: Shout you a sandwich. So you saw a pick up,
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: you just let us know.
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'll have it ready.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, location, can we tell us where is Where
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: is the name of a cafe?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Where is it?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Oh? Orchidy full store about twenty minutes outside of Rotoroa.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that was yesterday, Ben. You demanded that the
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: sandwich made it to the studio within twenty four hours.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: You needed someone to pick it up for you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Now it feels like it, but it feels like one
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: of those stories that it's going to be like living
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: on you know where I was like, do you know
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: what he made someone do? And it was like, hey, Megan,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: we talked about we said we'd love to try it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: We put the call out like if anyone's traveling, you know,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: up the country, can they.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Pick it up.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: It's just like if you can love to try.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: It was really out of publicly. It was if you
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: can behind the scenes, ugly ugly, so the show Finnish.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: No one could pick it up. Well you hadn't heard
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: from anyone. Bean was being started. He picked up a
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: young in turn by her throat, held her against the
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: wall and said, you will drive, if.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: You've wondered who the deeper on the shovels.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: A five hour round trip to pick up my toasted sandwich.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: When you return, I won't be here. Leave it all
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: for me, and while you're there, to do the name
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: of the radio station on your back. Now, this is
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: what he's said now to poor Renee, who just starting
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: out her radio career. You know, at some point this
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: is going to be on a website somewhere.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: She'll remember this.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: This will be telling, demanding anyone.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: This is Renee. Is you Renee on the phone? Okay, Renee? Welcome. Firstly,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: apologies on behalf of the show for bullying you and
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: driving to rot and back.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: You know what I forgive you, It's okay, no hard feeling.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that being held you up by the throat.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't hold anyone up by the throat. Now.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I was very surprised.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Even the sandwich was guilty being part of this campaign.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I was surprised that you said you'd do this. It
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: was awesome.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: You did it. What point did you regret doing it?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: I saw regret doing it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: It was a lot of fun.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Always down for a roadie. I had to take my
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: partner before I left go because we're going forward dinner
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: with my parents. And I was like, hey, by the way,
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: we're going to be late for dinner, what are you doing?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: What are you doing, darling? That must be very important?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the guy from the radio, he picking him
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: up a toasted sandwich from roast.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Couldn't he make one up?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: No? No.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: He once to call and apologized the last time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: We'll see your grandmother. That's okay. He needed the toasted
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: sandwich moments right, and put me up the career letter.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: He said he will do things for my Career's.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: Gone a good laugh, guys, it's fine.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: How late for dinner with you?
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: And I was for six and we got there at
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: seven fifteen.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: That's like you want to be into the mains by
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: the terrible You know, first, it's a novelty toasted sandwich.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Next you're hosting a p didy party, mate, So.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I think we have the toasted sandwich.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: One more question for Renee enjoy it? Yes? Did you
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: try the toasting?
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: The stare absolutely gorgeous. As soon as I arrived there,
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: they grided me with a coffee and my own toasting.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And what's your verdicts?
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: It's amazing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: And then that's the cheese, and they've got like three
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: different types of.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I love. How is what's your The beans on the defense.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: It means about the toasted sandwich, accusing.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Me of it's jumping at the moment.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Court case. All right, we're going to try it right now.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: We'll put it on our social media.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Please apologize to your phono to.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Because Bean is going to call them.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: He's listening now when upper management calls unto a meeting.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: And so do you think this was a giant waste
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: of company time and resours? What do you want us
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: to reply with?
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: Not?
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: Again?
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for doing We'll try to say
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: no matter how hard we try, she's not going to
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: throw you under the buck.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: The hits that John wan Ben Podcast.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Friday which is going to be the last game at
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: home for Seawn Johnson Warriors legend, the very emotional one tonight.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: If you want to go along four four eight seven,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: we've got to double pass to the Warriors. But joining
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: us is Shawn Johnson's Harvest partner for this weekend's game
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and Luke Metcalf, Good morning, buddy, how are you?
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: How are you not too bad?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Nice to have you on the show.
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: Thanks for having me house things.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Being because obviously you know it must be tough being
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: a player when you want to play and you've been
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: injured and then come back, it must be such a
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: great feeling.
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: Obviously I was out I think for about four months there,
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: but yeah, I'm just grateful that I'm able to catch
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: her back into the season and get i think hopefully
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: three or four games in and obviously frustrating that hasn't.
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Gone the way we wanted it to this year. But
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: on a personal notes to be back.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Can you be honest how many of the team came
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to see you in hospital when maybe surgery.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: I can't lie. Not as many as I wish, but
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: there were actually there was one person I'll give a
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: shout at waiting and actually came. So I think he
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: felt a little bit bad. He's one that passed me
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: the ball. I think he felt a little bit bad.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: So he came, brought some food next to my bed
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: for a couple of else because you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Are is it the middle rods that you got put
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in your leg as it?
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 23:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yes, I've got a rod put in there,
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: a couple of screws at the top and the bottom
• 23:30
  Speaker 11: of my leg.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: It feels fine.
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: So when you go through like a middle you know,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: like detected at the airport, does it sort of beet
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: and stuff or what happened? Well?
• 23:39
  Speaker 13: Well, I thought so, I thought it would.
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: But so I had my first airport trip on the
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: weekend going to I'm going to Sydney, and I was
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: half expecting that to happen. But it didn't happen. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: walked straight through.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I have always wanted to know this. When most of
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: us get injured, there's not a footage of it. But
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: when you get injured, you can see the moment of injury.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: If you want to go back and watch it. Is
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that something you did?
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I've watched a heaps of times. A yeah, I
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: don't know why. I'm not really too squirmish to that
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: sort of stuff. Yeah, but no, Yeah, I've watched the
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: back a fair a few times and I still don't
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: know right now how that happened just from that from
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: that collision, but I suppose skinny, little little Australian.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Obviously, it's a big It's not the season you guys
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: all wanted, you know, we wanted as fans, but you know,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you've been some close games, they haven't quite gone the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Warrior's way. But it's a big occasion Friday night, Seawn
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Johnson's last home game, Shawn Johnson Stadium. It's going to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: be renamed. It's going to be so weird to not
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: have Seawan Johnson playing for the Warriors. And that's from
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a fans point of view. What about for you guys
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: on the team.
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, obviously this week's huge. I'm just I'm actually
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: standing in the stadium now and it's actually crazy, like
• 24:44
  Speaker 10: I'm just picturing like I think it's going to be.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: It's going to have a similar atmosphere that sort of
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: semi final game last year I think when we played
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: Newcastle and just a whole eighty minutes the stadium was
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: just buzz and so I can imagine it's going to
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: app to have a similar atmosphere to that, And yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 10: I just can't wait for him, guys and put out
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: a really good performance for him, because he deserves that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: If there's anything he deserves, it's us going out and
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: putting on a mad performance and getting the win for him.
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: But yeah, he's I always telling me he was my
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: favorite player when I was younger, So to be able
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: to go out there and play with him this week
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: in his last home game, yeah, it's going to be awesome.
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: Then I can't wait.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: How is he feeling in the lead up to this weekend?
• 25:19
  Speaker 13: I think he's okay, here's my he's my room. He
• 25:21
  Speaker 13: So I was actually asking him over the weekend and
• 25:23
  Speaker 13: he said he will probably be pretty emotional. But when
• 25:25
  Speaker 13: he when he comes out, like he said, he doesn't
• 25:27
  Speaker 13: know what's going to happen, whether he's going to clear
• 25:29
  Speaker 13: up or whether he's going to be fine or after
• 25:31
  Speaker 13: the game, the club's probably going to put on a
• 25:34
  Speaker 13: thing for him and do something nice.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Look, we like to ask us to players like yourself
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that we want to keep around in New Zealand because
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you're from Australia. Is there anything we can do to,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: you know, sweeten the deal for New Zealand going forward
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: because we'd like you to stay around. Can we put
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: your bends out?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Bin will do anything?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your lawns.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the things that we need to do
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: just to keep you in New Zealand.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: If he could have hooked me up with like a
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: Lamborghini invented or something like that, I could do.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've gone from my lawns, so hoonging up
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: with a Lambo. But all right, we'll see. We'll see
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: what good do should if I could get one of
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: those propably me first? Then you said, you see if
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: there was anything that I mean, I love look meta,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: that's my commitment to keep me news on. I'll see
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: what I could do.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I'll send some emails the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I was heartbroken for Tea Pain because he was saying
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: he was at the peak of his auto tuning career
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: and he was featuring on all these songs like that
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Cane one there, and he's doing his thing, and and
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: he was on a plane and he was flying over
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: America and he was plane. I's probably it's called the
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Tea plane.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's got me right. Sorry.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: He was flying commercials and Usher was a few rods ahead.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Tepan was sleeping and halfway through the flight, Usher woke
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: him up and he said, you have ruined music? What?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: And he said from that moment for He's like, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: don't actually blame our show because he was like looking
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: back at it, because Teapain can actually sing.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's amazing se beautiful voice.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I get it. It was a gimmick.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not angry Usher for it, but that
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: actually spiraled him into a whilllwind of depression.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Is that why he stopped doing music?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Music?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Usher? So what's not nice?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So now Tea Paint is making a whole lot of money, though.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I hold a crazy amount of caation. Now listen to this.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: So he doesn't say, I think he's still devils and singing,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: but this is what his job is now and how
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: much he earns per hour in.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Order to get me out of his house.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: You gotta you got I got to be making more
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: than I'm making playing video games down the whole way,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: you know what I.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Mean, Like when you're making fifty six a grand an hour,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: playing video games in your draws. It's got to go
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: out in the country for.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: You said fifty sixty grand.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: This is what i've that gaming world is like that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I'm on the low end. This dude's making millions a
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: month fifty or sixty thousand dollars an hour playing video games.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Now, this is not great news for any parents driving
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: with the kids right now.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: That hang the games will lead. You know, he's leading
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: the life of a Stone University student. I paid sixty
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: grand an hour? Sorry pick up? Is it on that Twitch?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I think that Twitch platform. I've heard of Twitch, I've
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: measures is it just gaming live streaming?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can, like you don't have to just
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: do gaming. It's like live streaming a lot of things.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Just anything, were they I love clearing emails.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know what the audience would be like.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: In the trash that always reply allway, it's always going
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: on on the side.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Reply.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: You should do it life. You should do a live
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: through being boys getting through his to do list for
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta go pick up dry cleaning.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Some people would watch it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Watch it. Is he going to make the you know
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: he's got twenty things in too much and now he's
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: getting a little stressed about stuff. The dogations. Yeah, watching that.
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  Speaker 3: What is what is the wildest amount of money you've earned.
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  Speaker 1: Well, nothing like that, I mean now and again, we
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• 30:53
  Speaker 3: do you know what the drug was you were trialing?
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  Speaker 9: I can't I can't remember it.
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  Speaker 6: It was a while back, but it was. It was
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  Speaker 12: worried about she's going.
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  Speaker 6: To get paid.
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  Speaker 3: That's the first thing you need to worry about.
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  Speaker 9: And we and we did.
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• 32:09
  Speaker 3: It's with you, It's with you for life. Okay. Twenty
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• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for you called Brendan Shari, Welcome, Hi, beautiful
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  Speaker 3: won't believe you got paid for.
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  Speaker 7: What I got paid two and a half thousand dollars
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  Speaker 7: for cutting my hair off.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Now I'm going to stop the broadcast here. Okay,
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• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Don't check it my way ask me that question first?
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  Speaker 1: It's fair. We've asked everyone.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Now, Shari, that is an amazing amount of money. And
• 32:55
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• 32:58
  Speaker 7: I hit it like to cut off and piney tail,
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: so I still had like a pixy haircut with it
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  Speaker 2: What was the length of the hair that you sold?
• 33:09
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  Speaker 7: It was touching my butt.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: So long hair. Would you do it again?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: I would probably, but probably for more money, because you
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Splash so you want to splash out? Yeah, So it
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  Speaker 3: Later because we get to kind of make the rules.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's smarter. Yeah, someone say right now, I got to.
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  Speaker 2: Just watch the splash down Do you want to know
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You know how when they fly really high in the
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that explained, stops still.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it carries on sers crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The guy was saying that the boats are faster, like
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  Speaker 1: video use today. And you know there was a documentary
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that ever listened to her? She sounded
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  Speaker 14: The first year, we had nobody interfere because nobody knew
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  Speaker 3: So she was banned from the Eiffel Tower by Offle
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  Speaker 3: Tower management. I can see from the management's point of view, like,
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  Speaker 3: you're not it's not great branding for the Eiffel tear
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  Speaker 3: of your bloody gyrating up against the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But was she not concerned that the Eiffel Tower had
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• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, people right in that thing all day. Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: you'd have to be pretty open minded, I imagine. But
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  Speaker 3: the video was in her and I was like, she's
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  Speaker 3: probably like, thanks Instagram. This was from seven years ago.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: But then there was also a medley of other people
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  Speaker 3: odd and you're you know, the majority might frown upon
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  Speaker 3: And now it's more common than Yeah, it's the way,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about he's laying the groundwork.
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  Speaker 1: His gem's had.
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  Speaker 3: Enough the robot. Yeah, but these are people who have
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  Speaker 3: married other stuff too. There was Erica who married the
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower. A lady called Pascal Selk married her own douvet.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad thing to marry.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't love my bed.
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  Speaker 3: We go to bed every night with the dovet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've been waiting for you all day.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing with the Eiffel Tower is probably harder
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  Speaker 1: You've got to go, you know.
• 42:18
  Speaker 14: Ye.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Lady called Amy Wolf married a roller coaster people riding
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  Speaker 3: her husband all day. Again, no issues with that. A
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  Speaker 3: dude married a hamburger.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Did that end? Well, it's not going to last long.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't imagine a type of hamburger or a specific one.
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  Speaker 3: It just looked like a big, juicy sort of cheeseburger.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: And a lady called Carol Sandra and Italy married a
• 42:44
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  Speaker 1: I always think, did the train station want to get
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: married to this person? You're normally in a marriage situation?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, they yeah, but in this case, right, it's
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• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I want to marry that train station. Well, you can
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  Speaker 1: go to the marriage the train.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I want to know what countries are letting people marry
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Hamburgers and train stations.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: How does the ceremony go? Are they there are people
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: seeing it?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Is it a wacky radio thing? But Italy, what would
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  Speaker 1: you marry?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Would you lock in your bed?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my bed would be up there, I'd say, or
• 43:15
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• 43:16
  Speaker 3: All right, well I haven't think about that.
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• 43:28
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• 43:32
  Speaker 1: What would it be?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: What is your favorite object that you would love to know?
• 43:36
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  Speaker 1: a nice thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a lovely yeah, Chris, very very quaint British gentleman,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Chris Martin, didn't you just turn didn't you turn up
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  Speaker 2: Was I there at the time.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: He's very unassuming. Maybe you turned up? Who's in your account?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think yeah, I think he rang the station number.
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  Speaker 3: He's only eight hundred numbers.
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• 44:22
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  Speaker 1: an interview and then what him again, It's probably just
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: like you're here to fix the computers or something.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: He just looks like I got.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Just before you go, mate, I'm having some problems with
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: the mouse pad and.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Too polite not to Yeah, this is what we're doing
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: this morning. If you could marry any object, an inanimate object,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: in your life, what would it be? Just readle through
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: a list of people. There's the lady who married the
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower. There's a big documentary on her, and then
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: she was like, I regret going public, going public. I'm like,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: you probably could have kept it to yourself, to be honest,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: you didn't have to do an hour and a half
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: long documentary. And I don't think they're still together now,
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: mainly for the fact that Eiffel Tower management and like, baby,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: keep your distance. Then there's people who's married Hamburgers, train stations,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: roller coasters.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Do you have to get a divorce from the Eiffel Tower.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe you do. But if it's who's signing this document
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: official is going this is.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like you'd be officially married. But maybe
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: there is. Maybe overseas and it's some wild, wild international waters.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: You can do anything out there. Now, being you've been teasing.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Us fifteen minutes, I'm not teasing. I was just trying
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: to think of what I would do, what i'd marry
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: you guys while the song was playing, You're like a laptop,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and I sot, oh, that would be better than what.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I was thinking.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Gum or chewing gum. Yeah, well that would we get
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: something I do carry around in my pocket all the time,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: which is joining gum, but not chewing gum. I'd taken
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: it out of my pocket, bleach, it's blonde.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: At the moment, blonds have more funny.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Your TV career, divorced, that's for.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Sure, I'm gonna say your fun co pop colliction, Oh well,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: no good one.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking I carry it around everywhere next
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to my gron everywhere, no matter where I'm.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Going, you know, seeing your darkest parts.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: And then if I don't, you know, like it's I
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: think it came from the from the COVID days that
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: if I don't have actually have it in my pocket,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to use it all the time.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I still go, I haven't got it
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: with me, so you know, so I probably haven't to
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: leave home without it. Deep love for hands.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: It spends more time with you than your wife does,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: and sanitizer close.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: To your bits more often.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: James, good morning, how are you?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Good morning?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Lovely to have you on. It's a bit of an
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: out the gate topic this morning. But inanimate objects you
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: would marry James. Oh, that's a good one. Didn't even
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: have to think about it straight in there. Are you
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: in a human to human relationship at the moment?
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: Well, I probably, I probably play on my border. I've
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: been talking to my wife.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I should but yeah, is she okay with it? She's
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: quite happy with this relationship.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: She has her own five as well.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Relationship to play you do secret five?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Game to give us? So yeah, in.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Particular, what is it about the PS five?
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: It's it's specify. It's something that's cotsing down. It's a
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: long day work.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm going from some stuff right now and it's
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: coming me down and kicks me, keeps me cool head.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: That's good to hear that you found something like that,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: and it's it's a cool thing to have, you know,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. We're going to see you out some hell
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: pizza that you have yourself. A wonderful weekends.
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: You two go.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I think i'd go my cell phone, cell phone, just
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: because it knows, It knows my deepest, darker secrets. You
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: want to keep your cel phone on side, don't you do?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: And then you don't like if I get a new
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: cell phone. Is that cheating on that cell phone? But
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: it knows everything and it could it could unload on
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: me at any point, So keep on, keep the phone, happy,
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: happy wife, happy heapy phone. Every life