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God of Malice by Rina Kent - The Book Where Consent Goes to Die! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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Emily. In this episode we're reading
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God of Malice by Rena Kent. We are talking about the entire
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book so warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla and I can be your fucking Prince Charming knight
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in shining armour and dream fucking fantasy all rolled into
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one while I fuck up your life. I'm Emily.
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How do you think you came to life, sunshine?
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By shitting rainbows. My other one was I think I'll
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die with his Dick in my mouth. Oh, but that's probably.
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Trigger warnings. The irony of doing it in a
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singsong way when this is the worst list of trigger warnings
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ever. I actually couldn't find the
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official list. It kept saying, read the
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author's notes. Yeah, the trigger warnings.
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It's in the front of the. Book.
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I got the audio book and it didn't.
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I don't, I don't actually think it's in the front front of the
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book. I think she said.
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Know your. Triggers.
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Oh, well, fuck me then. Thanks, Rina.
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I mean, I'm supposed to know the triggers.
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Duh. That you're triggering.
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Yeah, but but my God, which ones did you put in the book?
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That's not how this works, babe. Hello, baby.
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So I made my own, but I've only got a couple of the obvious
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ones. I didn't.
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I think it that thoroughly through rape, sexual assault,
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non consent, duh. It really just slaps you in the
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face with it just in the first minute.
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I wasn't prepared. I me either and suicide
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attempted suicide slash suicidal thoughts.
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Manipulation, strangulation. Coercion.
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Coercion. Groominess.
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Yeah, grooming, fighting, breaking in to a house, whatever
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that's called. Like grasping at straws at this
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point. No, let me put my phone onto.
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Blood play. Blood play.
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Can fuck like that. Like, is it, is it blood play?
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I don't know, just torture. What's it called?
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It's coercion though, a man not taking Noah as an answer and
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reminding of her every second of the.
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Day a small town man living in a lonely world.
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She's like what? You know what though?
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And I don't know if this is really a trigger.
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I feel like the good sis Rena was getting like people on the
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autism spectrum confused with psychopaths.
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Actually, I was just. Thinking while you're reading
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the triggers out, I was like, he's just autistic.
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You're like. But but she was saying it like,
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that's just how they are. You know, how Killian is is
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exactly how my brother and cousin are.
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They're on the spectrum. And that like means that they're
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just like, so theopathic murderers.
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And I'm like, that's a bit of a stress.
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I'm like. Also, girl, how do you know so
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many? Right?
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Right. Trigger warnings.
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I'm sorry if we didn't cover all of them.
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That's on you, girl, because you have to know your own triggers,
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apparently. Anything that's teenage mafia,
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just be prepared to be triggered by the worst things.
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Well, to be fair, I didn't know anything about this author.
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The only other book I've read by her is Glendon's parents work
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because it it's all their parents and then it's all their
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kids. That's kind of what I figured.
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By the end I was like, who are these people?
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Yeah, yeah. But this is a stand alone
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technically. Yes.
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Trigger warning for my voice. I sound like a man.
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Just a small town man. So there's that.
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It's because we have the plague. No, you know how much it's been.
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Swapping spit now. You know how last time we were
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talking about how we finally got?
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Better. Well.
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It doesn't exist. Honestly, the signature keeps
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coming up and slapping us in the face like Killian's Dick.
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At this point, it's. All that illness coming out the.
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Icebergs, it's the global warming.
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It's polio. Polio's making a comeback just
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for us. And then it's so funny, 'cause I
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felt so proud that I was gonna cancel last weekend because I
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was sick. And then you go, don't worry,
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girl, I'm also sick. And I'm like, bitch, when are
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you going to let me shine? When are you going to let me
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have this? This is going to be my first.
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Cancel 2006 for two days so you can still have it.
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OK, I will take it because look, I had that many come to Jesus
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moments. I thought I was going to die.
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But now I've got this bitch ass coleslaw bitch ass bitch ass
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from BTC. You're a.
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Pink guy lost one. Yes.
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This is the full spectrum of fucking look, honestly, are we
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OK? I.
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Have a walking hospital floor. It's like I just walked in and
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licked it. Honestly, I should get a
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chemical shower so that on the way out of this room we just
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have like a chemical bath. On the way in.
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Yeah, on the way in so that we don't infect each other or maybe
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we should just like Dexter this room wrap it in plastic.
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That'd be nice. I still.
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Want to walk through your whole? Yes, that's true.
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Look, we're avoiding getting into this book.
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I'm sure I'll change my opinion by the end every now and then.
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My brain's a little delulu, and once I got through the 1st
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chapter, I was good. I liked it.
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What was that first chapter though?
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Let's be. Real I was OK, so I was trying
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to clean listening to the audio book and I was like, what the I
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was like, did I miss like? 80% of the book.
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Yeah, I thought I skipped. I was like, where am I?
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Why am I here? Also, why do I need to hear
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about his eyes every two seconds?
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We get it. He's a sociopath.
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They're soulless, they're black, they're empty.
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What kind of name is Glyndon? Can we stop there?
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My mum's name's Astrid, so are we really surprised?
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Astrid's better than Glyndon. Glyndon sounds like a cleaning.
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Product. Are they supposed to be posh?
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I think so because she comes from money.
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They're the. Kings.
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Remember. Is that true?
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No one fucks with the Kings. Chill ow, chill ow.
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Stop being so rich. Chill out.
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Fucking give us a. Break.
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I'm. Poor and.
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This. Bitch.
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This. Bitch.
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Glyndon's just chilling. Honestly dumb bitch.
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She is a dumb bitch. She's on the edge of a Cliff and
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I'll make Killian's like what it do.
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What, He's just. Like.
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What? He's actually rape her.
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He's like, what a situation. What a pickle I have.
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It's like people, you're in, not what I'm in.
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You cannot tell me this is enemies to lovers.
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Yes, this is rapist to victim. Yeah.
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The whole way through, there's no development.
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No, but I was OK with it. It's because it's not real
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gagged. No, it's like it's like reading
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a fantasy book. See, I know I would not survive
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in this book or a fantasy book, but it's OK for me to read it.
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But like give us some build up to the non consent in a.
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Way, yeah, true. But I think that was the point.
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Yeah. To be fair, what I remember from
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her dad's book, I don't think it was much different.
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So early on, we're hearing a little names, a lot of
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characters. I hate that.
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I hate that. But anyway.
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I'm like Ava Annika fucking every a name under the book and
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then Cecily. Sicily.
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Sicily, yeah. Well, OK.
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And then it was like, Oh yeah, also Jeremy fucking Remy.
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And I was like so. Different.
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I know nothing I hate more than front loading the book with all
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these characters that we don't know we have to care about.
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Yet. Yes like why are you trying to
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give us them and their parents back story?
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Just straight up I didn't even know who old mate and old mate
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are yet. The funny thing is these kind of
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books are like low key incest without being incest because
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they all just fucking intertwine like all of them get together.
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Oh my God. So guess what?
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What? I was having PTSD flashbacks
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because these were some of the names floating around Ava
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Volkov. Yeah, yeah.
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Gareth, which reminded me of dinner Vipers.
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Yeah, yeah, Old me, the elites, the kings, the serpents.
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Yeah. And the fact that it was a Mafia
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high school, I'm like, oh. MA should have known mafia high
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schools are wild because you're like you should be fucking at
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home calm down. But no one's studying there.
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But they're all, like, extremely smart.
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Oh, how convenient 'cause they never go to lessons 'cause
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they're too busy having. Orgies.
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It's the same as like at least in things like Harry Potter or
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4th wing is they go to lessons. Bitch what are these people
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learning? What's the curriculum?
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Well, he was just casually having a day off from Med
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school. I'm like, are you not worried
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you're going to miss something important?
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It doesn't matter because he's a genius.
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Espatism. I actually I'm like when I was
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reading it, I was like, is this borderline personality or
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personality disorder or is this autism?
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But she was kind of implying that it was both and they're
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both the same thing. And I was like.
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I'm like. Girl, get a textbook.
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Yeah. Actually, maybe Rena needs to go
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to school. Maybe.
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She needs to do a bit of research she needs.
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To do a little bit, I just don't understand how he has a Maybe
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it's because I don't know anything about the disorder, but
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I don't understand how he has no emotions but he constantly is
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angry that. That is an emotion.
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That's an emotion. And he's supposed to have no
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empathy, but he only cares about her.
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Yeah, but he cares about her so much.
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And I'm like. Doesn't make any sense.
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Did you listen to the audio? Book half half I got over OK,
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the man in this audio book, he's in a lot of yes audio book.
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I hate him. I don't know what it is and.
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You know what? Every time I hear him I'm like
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and. You know I was gonna say the
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same thing because I swear to God he played the washed up
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football player from Beauty and the Baller.
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He did and I think that was my problem.
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He sounds. Like he's 45, Kilian's 19 and.
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My, I think my problem is whoever voiced powerless, that's
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the only person I wanna hear as a man now.
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OK, your girl's horny for that man.
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I just want he just sound he's so he sounds that age, I think.
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OK, so he sounds 20s to likeable 30s believable, Whereas whoever
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voices fun, he always sounds old as fun.
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I. Know and how are you going to
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pretend to be 19? Nah.
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So we're introduced to Killian through the rape scene,
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essentially. But what what we learn about him
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is he's a Med student. He's been diagnosed as a
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psychopath when he was a child. He's just a straight up rapist
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and he's proud of it. And already they you could tell
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that they were gearing him up to be the main male character that
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we supposed to swoon over. And I was like.
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At that point I was like, how is this going to be redeemable in
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my mind? But it was.
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It was never. It was never, but somehow it
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worked in my brain. It's because she just didn't.
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Care, Honestly, it's a little bit of Stockholm.
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Oh 100%. What pissed me off after that
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first rape, That sexual assault, yeah, she thinks about, oh, I
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could, you know, go to the police station and make a
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statement or report it, but she already talked herself out of it
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within one minute for that. And I'm like, that's not really,
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I know it's fantasy bullshit. It's not really realistic.
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She was also. Bothered for one day, yeah.
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And then she just got over it. Yeah.
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Later she notices she's got a bit of PTSD. 100% so wouldn't
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that? Remind you of it and be like,
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oh, it's probably that sexual assault I haven't processed.
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Yeah, true, We didn't get a description of what she looks
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like. She's just basic bitch.
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Blonde. I don't think we got a
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description of what he'd look. Like we did because remember,
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he's like tall, dark, handsome, has Raven or crow tattoos or
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some shit and. She's like the copy and paste.
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I feel like he's got greasy hair.
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He's just that in cell guy. Oh yeah, who's going to shoot up
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the whole school? Probably.
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But magically he's popular. He's like a super popular
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psychopath. Yeah, it's narcissism.
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Narcissism to them. He's got all the isms.
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He's ISM dots. He's.
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Not to the ISM. He's.
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Got everything. Can we, can we, can we please
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talk about the cousin in my lordship?
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What was going on there? Fuck was that shit?
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Isn't it? OK, so it's her cousin.
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Yeah. And he always pops in just for
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no purpose. He.
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Did say one really funny thing and it had me in fucking tears
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is when she went missing from having sex with Killian and he's
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like, if you're having sex or something, send us a voicemail
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of you moaning and we'll get it. And I was like, I don't know if
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that's disgusted. He just called me off God.
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I was like, okay, come like. Why do you want to hear that,
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babe? My.
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Lordship, he's like waking. He's like, if you can't reply,
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just send me us a voicemail. A simple.
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Do not Disturb would suffice. But why were they trying to
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convince us he was the funniest person?
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Nothing he said was funny. He was giving young person in a
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60 year old body if that makes sense.
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Like it was, it's giving. Just go, no therapy.
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You know his pants are all the way up.
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This is what I'm trying to say. All the way up and all the way
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tucked. He's wearing like a suit.
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Yes, but with a polo. But like a teachers suit ill
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fitting with like a gappy crotch.
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And he's like, my lordship, My lordship is displeased with
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today's talk shop. It's like, Oh my God.
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I honestly think if I had to read a book just solely on him,
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I'd die. I'd head butt a wall.
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Oh. Who would willingly write that?
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It's Rena. Don't you dare, girl.
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Don't you even? Fuck.
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I'm Mad Dog in the mic right now, just just so you know.
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Oh. How is a kid called Cray?
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Crayton. Fuck.
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Off Creighton Ringington. The third.
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I found out Creighton is Creighton Creighton.
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Creighton Crayfish. Cray Crayfish.
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The third is adopted, so he's not even related to the psycho.
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Real. He's not real.
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I needed that little family tree.
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In the room at this point, Cray was the one who it doesn't
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matter if his hands get fucked up because he's not an artist
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Romantic, but what? Is he?
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Who knows? What is he crazy?
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Fish doesn't even have to make sense.
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I'm like who are all these characters and why should I give
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a fuck? I'm like, what are they?
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Doing I had no idea who the base characters were, Killian and
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Glyndon at this stage. I was like, OK, And then they
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get they're throwing all these random people in.
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There's a lot of names. So like the a plot is killing.
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Killing. Killing the killer, kill kill
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themselves. So a plot is Killian and
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Glendon? Yes.
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Fucking what is the B plot? The mystery of Devlin.
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But he was barely in it, shown on an event and I kind of knew
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it was coming when she was getting harassed.
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I was like, she's not even getting harassed.
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Wait, which part? But she was getting text
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messages and yeah, I might just get a new number.
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Queen of no problem solving. Fucking Glinda I like tell an
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adult bitch, come on. Tell your friends and family.
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But she had a really great relationship with her granddad.
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Yes, but then only told him shit like at the very end when she
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was. Heartbroken when she broke into
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his house. Bitch.
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Continuing on. Continuing on from where I'm
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going nowhere. We're on the Cliff.
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Was he gonna kill her? Like, I don't even know.
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I don't know. Never not known.
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And he was like, oh, I knew you wanted someone to ruin you.
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How do you know that she would want that?
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She was traumatized, right? Yeah.
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In that moment already. Yeah.
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And then he comes along and thinks I know how to make this
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better. He's like, let's forget about
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your friend's murder on this exact Cliff.
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Yeah, this literal suicide that your friend did.
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Yeah, like a month ago. And let's just almost kill you
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on the edge of the Cliff. The Cliff that you got out of
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the car on is you did not want to die.
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And then the irony of him then saying he saved her life so she
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should just deal with the rape because like, you wanted it,
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right? Oh this man I seen the TikTok
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where it was like the rape is fine because he made a lunch
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every day and they were like pissed.
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No, no, it was then pissed off about the book.
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I know, no, I know, but. You need to let people know that
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there is a whole lot of sexual assault.
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I know, but. Somehow I enjoyed it.
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Not the sexual assault, the book.
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Just to be clear, I was pissed about the sexual assault.
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I. Didn't know how to feel about it
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because I was just like this isn't even a sex scene.
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No. It's like a sexual assault
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scene. Yeah.
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So you can't rate the spiciness of a sexual.
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Assault. No like it makes.
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It very ick. Yeah, so this one doesn't count.
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Was there ever really a consensual?
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Sex scene, That's the thing. I don't think so.
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I think the one when they had sex was consent, non consent.
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After that they never had a sex scene.
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It was kind of just alluded to them having sex and I was like,
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you need to give the consent. Yeah, the development.
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Yeah, Well, wasn't it convenient when she was having a Kiki with
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her girlfriends and they all were suddenly saying that they
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all had rape fantasies? How convenient.
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How? Convenient you all little virgin
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youth have rape fantasies, how? Convenient to normalize this
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shit. Nothing I hate more than the
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innocent virgin tape where they immediately need to be choked.
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Can we talk about the virginity fetishment?
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It was too much. This man was obsessed.
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Do you think he just woke up every day and he was like in the
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back of his mind, he was like going to take that home,
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probably. He got like antsy when he saw
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like other males could have the potential to be in the picture
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and he's like, Oh my God, I better rush.
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Better rush to break that Hyman. So.
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Even a Hyman feel like how does he he?
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Is a Med student. Oh, that's fair.
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So he's practicing for all the sexual assaults he's going to do
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while doing vaginal exams. Would you want this guy doing
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your pap? No, but.
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Like open up for me little. Rabbit, no slap.
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I was OK with the baby. I was a little bit OK with the
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little rabbit because it had a purpose, like he got it from
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somewhere. I was not OK with the my
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monster. Exactly.
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Icky who? Is he Frankenstein?
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So like. Not Monster, that's too generic.
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Nah. Anyway, back to where are we?
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Well, we were on a. Cliff being sexually assaulted.
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We were there. Which ironically is the start of
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the book. So which is a cycling back?
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She bit down on his Dick. He did not give a fuck.
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He got more hard. That would scare me.
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She bit down with. Force.
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Yeah. Is he?
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OK, he's, he's obviously not OK. Take me Cliff, you bite down on
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your finger hard enough you can break it off.
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I know that's what I'm thinking. I'm like.
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Maybe she wasn't even trying. We are not victim blaming.
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She. Wasn't biting his Dick hard
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enough. But then he goes and finds her
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at the school for her first day of school.
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But he was like, I'm looking out for you.
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Be good. The next time she sees him,
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they're going to like this Fight Club.
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Because, you know, I wasn't better yet than a mafia book,
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than a Fight Club. Look underground, at least they
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didn't have a ball. Yeah, bank fuck, because if
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there was a ball in this I would have.
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At least there was no sex club mentions of.
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Like hold on, pretty sure there was somewhere where there was
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noise suppression. They're doing like a fight and
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he's trying to convince her to go on this drive with her and
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she's not having it because who would go on a car with their
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sexual assault? Her.
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But he's like, I'll throw the fight.
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I don't understand what he wanted from this situation
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'cause she yells out her cousin's name.
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She's like, yeah, fuck him up, get him.
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And he's like, you know what, I'm gonna kill your cousin.
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She's not fucking her cousin. Calm down.
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But he's a man, Emily. The cousin noticed he was like
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why was he staring at you the entire time?
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But then she yells at Killian. Same.
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And then he's like he practically.
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Got a hard? 1 immediately he tapped out.
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He's like, I'm good but he just threatens everyone to get what
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he wants and he doesn't know like he could just be a
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generally nice. I suppose if you start off by
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sexually assaulting them, you can't really come back from.
22:04
Them, Yeah, you've committed to, you've committed to being a
22:06
horrible person. But then he's like they're
22:09
driving in the car. This is where he's like
22:10
fingering a hot but also he's psycho.
22:14
So you gotta. But he just shoved 3 fingers in
22:17
straight. Straight up.
22:18
And that's when he's like the little hymen.
22:21
He can feel it. He's like tickling the hymen
22:24
chom. It's terrible.
22:26
He's like doing a false finger scoop.
22:28
He's like, oh, the whole way of. Holding the fuck off literally
22:32
amongst the fingering, which again, he didn't ask like he
22:36
just. Right in there, right?
22:39
In there, he's talking about her brother and cousin during OK
22:45
Penelope Douglas 'cause that's what he was doing, 'cause she
22:49
was talking about the. The the worst Why do people in
22:54
books have the worst casual conversation about having sex?
22:56
I know, what do you do? Can't shut up.
22:58
Shut up. Talk about anything else.
23:01
What? About food, I don't know whether
23:04
are you stupid? Fast fly in the room.
23:06
I don't know. It's always about family.
23:09
Like no Or someone's on the phone like.
23:13
You have, there's no. Family member like.
23:15
There's so many other opportunities to talk about this
23:18
family like you have. You spend every day together.
23:21
Also, this man is a Med student and he's supposed to be oh he's
23:26
so murderous and mysterious. He's just fucking refreshing her
23:29
Instagram all day. That's not giving mysterious.
23:32
That's giving. Obsessed.
23:34
Reddit moderator. Well, it's just funny that he's
23:40
constantly, like, taking pictures of it all the time.
23:44
He's got all these. Pictures, OH.
23:45
Yeah, everyone's taking pictures of it all the time.
23:47
It's. Giving old school Tumblr.
23:49
Oh my. God, you know he's got the sex.
23:51
Tumblr just with her like flash face like after the jizz and
23:54
everything. Yeah, yeah, all the time.
23:57
That's all he's doing is taking photos.
23:58
And she's like, I don't notice. How do you not notice?
24:01
I'd fucking notice. That's his.
24:04
Art. That's where they, their
24:07
interests collide. Because she's an artist and he's
24:09
a photographier, you know what I mean?
24:11
So like, that's supposed to make us go like, oh, they kind of
24:14
made for each other. No, it's not the same thing,
24:17
but. Taking her photo was almost like
24:19
taking photos of the dead opened rats, you know what I mean?
24:23
Same. What a rat bitch.
24:25
Same dopamine hit for him. He's like, yeah.
24:30
It's weird, no, But it's weird to me that he does all this
24:33
weird shit and then he's like, you know what?
24:35
I'm going to take her to this little lake.
24:36
Fireflies. Yeah, OK, tangled while.
24:39
Also talking about fucking taking her virginity every two
24:42
seconds. That would be OK.
24:43
This man was. Saying those things out loud?
24:45
Or was that more in his head? 90% of them are out loud, sorry.
24:51
It's. Just not even.
24:53
Insane. I would be exhausted if I had to
24:57
listen to the same fucking spiel every day.
25:00
Because what would be like saying.
25:02
Things like I can't wait to have your blood all over my cock and
25:05
shit all the time. All the time he's letting the
25:08
intrusive thoughts win. That's.
25:10
I'm like, my man, you can't mask well if that's what you're
25:13
saying out loud. All the time.
25:14
I'm the king of masking. I can't wait to have a bloody
25:18
Dick like every two minutes and relax bro.
25:22
Between that and like trying to stop him from killing anyone, I
25:26
could not deal. Oh, but it it's OK, because
25:28
that's her job. She makes his brain all quiet
25:31
and warm and fuzzy. The little blanket wrapped
25:34
around his brain. I can't remember the like,
25:38
context that it goes from to the initiation.
25:42
If I got an invite to some shit like that, I'm not going
25:46
anywhere, I'm staying home. I know because it wasn't
25:49
initiating into his side of heathens.
25:53
Yeah. What are the perks to be in the
25:55
heathens anyway? I.
25:56
Don't. It's a gang, I suppose.
25:58
I know like what is the benefit to your school?
26:01
Also experience who? Wants to run around and get
26:05
fucking shot at, bashed, absolutely sexually assaulted
26:10
sexually. Hopefully that's only her.
26:13
And it's funny because these kind of books always have this
26:15
stupid purge. Like they've got to recreate
26:18
some kind of miniature Hunger Games for an initiation for a
26:22
gang who we know nothing about. I.
26:23
Suppose this is very you didn't even read the second haunting of
26:27
the line. They do a very similar thing
26:28
where they're running and getting haunted by fucking
26:31
psychos. But one, you couldn't give it to
26:34
me to give up my phone. 2, how rich are these people?
26:36
Because one, they're like come to this crazy psycho violent
26:40
initiation and they're like, but also we're gonna make sure that
26:43
your phone stays in a little lock safe, that we only have to,
26:47
we have a number. We also all got you your
26:49
personalized mask. And there's an announcer.
26:53
That letting. Everyone know when someone's
26:55
eliminated? Who's on the bankroll for this?
26:58
Yeah, who? How do they know?
27:00
Aren't they just running around in the darkness?
27:02
Well, that's what I mean because he did say something like we
27:06
were out of the cameras when we were doing what we're doing, but
27:09
I would have left. I'm not running from someone.
27:12
If I seen a man holding a bat and they're like, you can leave
27:15
now. Why don't we have a crossbow on
27:16
their back? I would be fucking out.
27:18
That's. What I mean, it's full Hunger
27:20
Games for what? Calm down, he's a 19.
27:24
Also who can't recognise someone else even with like a mask or
27:29
something on? Come on.
27:32
I don't know which is which, but his favorite colour is red.
27:36
But even him recognising her? Come on, bitch.
27:39
He recognised her by her panties.
27:43
Sorry, it's just pink. It's like, OK, everyone lift up
27:47
your skirt and fall and get on. He's like, as soon as I've seen
27:49
them white panties I know it was you bitch.
27:56
Just honing in on those. Tiny ones I can't.
28:01
He's like only you at 19 would wear these granny panties.
28:05
Literally. He.
28:08
Sees another girl running off with a thong.
28:10
He's like, not that one. That's not my Boo.
28:13
It's just fucked off. She's out here with her cotton
28:16
underwear. My little cotton rabbit.
28:19
That's a cotton towel. Rabbit seriously fucked up.
28:26
It's like she's wearing a mask, but I recognized her.
28:29
I recognized. That but.
28:33
But just in motion too. I feel like she has no ass.
28:40
She's giving no ass, you know what I mean?
28:42
Like. She it's all well, she's not
28:43
eating that's. What?
28:45
I mean you got to eat to build that ass.
28:48
She's not giving. Cheek so just about doing this
28:50
like flat. White.
28:53
Ass. Zooming by.
28:56
Just a. Little like he's got.
28:57
He's like, she's got a little. Rabbit legs on.
28:59
This is the nickname. Come on, she's got them little
29:02
Heelys on. And she was wearing sneakers.
29:05
And he was like, oh, this one's prepared.
29:07
This one came in Nike sneakers, bitch and little booty shorts
29:10
and cotton underwear. And dressed in the occasion,
29:12
what do you think she's going to do?
29:13
Rock up in 6 inch stilettos to run around the fucking field?
29:18
But also I know. They have this much time because
29:22
she was doing circles, she was doing zigzags, climbing trees.
29:26
And she's like, I don't care, I'll stay up all night if I have
29:28
to. You shouldn't.
29:30
You shouldn't. This isn't bad.
29:32
Grills like what are you doing? This isn't fucking.
29:36
Bitch about this. Shit, I've got like a little
29:38
fire in the tree. She's like, tired.
29:40
You don't get prize money for this shit.
29:42
Like, what are you trying to do? And then does he throw the bat
29:45
and it just breaks the fucking French shit.
29:50
He's. Already gone and she starts
29:51
climbing down and he just knocks.
29:53
Her out of the tree. She's like, what are my dad?
29:55
He's like I'd catch you and I'm like I'm not sure you're that
29:57
confident of a man when we to this point is when again she's
30:02
giving him head for saving her. OK, this is the first time I've
30:08
read a sex scene where I could not work out where everyone was.
30:13
I know I didn't even try. I do because there was one point
30:16
she was like I'm under him and then she's like and then he
30:19
rolled us sideways and they were eating out.
30:22
Also if I will pass someone they were like 60 nining on the side,
30:27
it would look so fucking weird would it not?
30:30
Yeah, anything sexual looks weird in public.
30:32
That is true. But.
30:34
Also I feel like it would be less weird if maybe she was on
30:37
top of him. Yeah, or the other way around.
30:39
Wasn't it because that was her number or something?
30:41
And he's like, Oh my God. 69 but they did it sideways.
30:44
But because her number 69, that means she has to agree to it.
30:47
Duh, duh. Convenient.
30:49
Convenient. That's like, how convenient.
30:52
How convenient. Right, 69's like that.
30:55
That's what I mean. In the.
30:57
In the public. Oh, it's not even the public.
30:59
It's the. Sideways.
31:00
Yeah. I know, but.
31:02
Then she goes, come on board. Then she goes and then he rolls
31:05
me to my knees and sits up and I'm like.
31:07
How? Logistics aren't logistic.
31:10
Hanging, Hanging I. Was like, none of this makes
31:12
sense. I don't know where they.
31:13
Are who they are, no. And then she's just walking
31:18
through the forest and she's like, I'm going to let you.
31:20
And he's like, ha ha, tap out. What was the?
31:22
Point of this stupid fucking initiation.
31:25
One I think it was to get her on the property for Cherry.
31:30
Cherry. Was fucking weird.
31:33
No, that's. Even the point of her just to
31:35
make thingo jealous. Glendon.
31:38
She wasn't even jealous of, well, she was for five seconds
31:41
because she literally comes out of this office this dry humping
31:45
Killian and she's like, OK, well, I'm going now.
31:48
Who's acting like that though? Everybody for what?
31:52
For what? For this man with no emotions?
31:55
OK, so. She's grinding all over him.
31:58
Yeah. She's like, Oh my God, let's
31:59
just fuck tonight. And Killian's like, oh, well,
32:03
you're like the queen of blowies.
32:05
You're like the village bike babe.
32:06
And she's like, we weren't even official Killian, relax.
32:11
And then fucking Glyndons like. I'm going to take my.
32:14
Producer out and she's embarrassing and then like if
32:18
you leave I'm fucking her. Then.
32:21
Fuck her then. Bro.
32:22
And then she's like, okay. Okay.
32:25
She's like, that's what I want. I don't want it, but I want it.
32:28
But also, could you imagine just standing there and this weird
32:31
bitch is like climbing him like a tree awkwardly?
32:35
And she he wasn't kissing her back, so she was just trying to
32:37
kiss him. And fish kiss him.
32:39
Fish kiss him and then there's a point where she's like, he's not
32:41
kissing back, but she's trying to bite his lip.
32:44
Could you imagine standing there watching that?
32:46
She's like. Munching out like.
32:49
She's like, I'm hungry. Give me that flaky, dry skin off
32:52
your lips. I need to snack from all this
32:56
exercise immediately after. So she's leaving.
32:59
Gareth is like, I don't know why you're in here, bitch.
33:01
And she's like, well, I'm just trying to go home.
33:03
Like, I don't know how to get off this fucking property
33:06
because I don't live here, you psycho.
33:08
But then she goes home and Killian's, like, every single
33:12
picture on her Instagram. I'm assuming she had, like, 10.
33:16
Yeah. Probably.
33:18
But then he posts a photo of her covered in fingers down her
33:22
throat. Why is Instagram not immediately
33:25
reporting? Well, her face wasn't in it.
33:27
It was just. Zoom like close up.
33:28
Yeah, in my mind, I know she's an artist.
33:31
Right. But they always talk about how
33:34
shit she is compared to everyone else and she paints this person
33:37
to put on her Instagram story but she's like doing a 10 minute
33:41
painting so I'm just picturing this weird fucking.
33:43
Stick. It's just a dark BLOB.
33:48
You know, when children in horror movies draw pictures and
33:51
they're really scary, and it's this, like, stick man with the
33:54
big circle. Soulless.
33:55
Yeah. Yeah, that's probably.
33:56
But then she props my type and I'm like, you're a disgusting
33:59
girl calm down. I would just say is.
34:01
She doing multiple my type posts?
34:03
Are you 12 bit? You're 19.
34:07
Also, why wouldn't Cookie read the instagrams?
34:09
She was reading out some of these captions and they made me
34:12
want to die. What were they?
34:14
They were like long winded. My mum was trying to feed me a
34:16
cookie. Someone tell her I'm not tending
34:18
more. Mummy issues.
34:22
He's obsessed with his mum. He's obsessed with making it
34:25
look like he's a normal child. He doesn't actually care about
34:29
his mum. So weird.
34:30
He's so jealous about his brother because he's the
34:33
neurotypical one. Why do they keep saying
34:35
neurotypical? It doesn't make it was really
34:38
Cherry, but it doesn't make any. I don't know.
34:40
What? They kept saying it in the.
34:42
Book. I don't know what their name
34:43
was. Because all our non neurotypical
34:46
people had to stick. Together.
34:48
And all these yucky neurotypical people, they will never
34:53
understand who you kill, Ian. Like, OK.
34:56
And then what was with Cherry being like?
34:58
You're going to get killed first, bitch.
35:01
Well, why do you want him then? Fucking what?
35:03
Do you get married too, bitch? She's like you just don't
35:07
understand him and he won't be able to resist his urges for
35:11
long. OK.
35:14
Oh, weirdo. This is when he was starting to
35:17
like be possessive, not annoy me because he was kind of like,
35:21
we're either gonna watch a movie at your house, girl, or you're
35:23
coming to a party at mine. That's fine.
35:26
I'm like you can. We love a directive.
35:28
We love a directive. I was like, that is fine.
35:30
She's in a little tight red dress.
35:32
She's immediately getting kissed by the brother, which sends this
35:36
psycho into a fucking spiral. But like, how did that even come
35:40
about? I don't.
35:41
Even know what her plan was, she was like, I'm just gonna keep an
35:45
eye on Killian and you can use me to piss him off, but I want
35:47
videos and it just still doesn't make any sense.
35:50
Was it kind of revenge for Cherry?
35:53
But it wasn't even. No, it was more like she's
35:55
trying to be a brat. I think is what she was trying
35:57
to do I. Feel like it was revenge for
35:59
Devlin. Did she already find out about
36:02
it by then? No, she knew he was at their
36:04
initiation. Devlin seemed like he had
36:08
another kettle of fish going on, like it didn't even matter why
36:10
he wanted to kill himself at the time.
36:12
I'm like, it was 2 seconds of like that's all she had.
36:16
But you know what's weird about her and Devlin friendship at the
36:19
end? Because I thought they're
36:20
probably long friends. At the.
36:22
End. They're like.
36:24
I only knew him for 5 minutes and we were just great friends.
36:28
I feel like maybe he just gasled her so much into thinking,
36:31
praying on her being nice. Maybe it's the same thing.
36:34
Killian's literally doing the same thing.
36:37
Yeah, but it would. It seemed like they were
36:39
childhood friends, her Devlin. And it seemed like this long
36:42
winded thing. They weren't even friends.
36:44
I'm like, that's convenient. Yeah, that was the whole big
36:47
plot. Yeah.
36:48
For what? Then why did that matter?
36:51
I think it was just to show that she's easily manipulated because
36:55
that's all I got out of it. But she does this.
36:58
She's running away from Killian. At the party.
37:01
God, but upstairs. I'd run downstairs.
37:03
And isn't this in their mansion? Yes.
37:06
So I wouldn't run back upstairs, run around upstairs, I'd run
37:08
downstairs to get out and into a car.
37:12
But this is part of the game for her.
37:13
It's for both of them. It's very cat mouse, yeah.
37:17
That's what she was trying to do, right?
37:18
Yeah, I think so. And then he's like, Oh no, she
37:21
kissed my brother, better lock it in.
37:23
Lock it in. He's like, he's like, I'm being
37:26
nice. I can't be nice much longer.
37:28
But at that point I was like, just fuck.
37:31
So I don't know what to hear about the blood penis anymore.
37:34
You get it one. More time after.
37:36
Yeah, but it's just like, stop at this point, I I had given up.
37:41
I had surrendered to the coupling.
37:44
I was like kind of pisses me off.
37:45
If he was so obsessed with her being a virgin, why couldn't he
37:49
give her 2 seconds? Like spit on it?
37:51
I don't know, loop it up? Just jam that strain.
37:55
Wouldn't have liked that anyway. Yeah, true, because, you know,
37:57
she's. Just gonna be dry sandpaper as
38:00
it's going in. Yeah, she wasn't though, because
38:02
apparently every time that man in the room she's dripping wet
38:05
as fuck all the time. And then she was having like a
38:09
spiritual awakening with this cock.
38:13
She's high. She's like I.
38:15
Know I do. Bitch pop this way.
38:19
I don't know. Was this the first time they had
38:21
sex? Come?
38:22
This delicious quote. This is my pussy.
38:25
Thrust. My property.
38:27
Thrust. Fucking mine.
38:29
OK. What's his name from that of the
38:31
book? Was it King of Wrath?
38:33
But it's every book where they say something.
38:35
Thrust. Say something.
38:36
Shut up. Shut up.
38:37
If someone was saying something between thrusts.
38:42
Just breathe my guy, you can wait.
38:45
Just breathe it out. Breathe it out.
38:47
Like shut the fuck up can. You imagine?
38:53
Yeah. Get off me.
38:56
Like give me the egg all the time.
38:57
I shit you not, if he said anyone said any of the shit to
39:00
me I'd be terrible. And sometimes my boyfriend says
39:04
random things I'll tell him like this is what they said.
39:06
It's fucking disgusting and he'll say it to me as a joke.
39:09
As a joke randomly as he passes by.
39:12
I don't remember what it is. I think it's my little crow or
39:14
something and I'm like shut the fuck little.
39:16
Crow shut the fuck, My Little Pony.
39:21
We've had too many little bunnies.
39:23
Little Rabbits is another little give.
39:24
Me, a little crocodile, My little Gator.
39:29
Snappy, snappy, snappy snap. We want that snapping Gator.
39:33
The Gator. I want a white guy.
39:36
He's going to turn. Around and call you that's my
39:39
Gator bitch like help. She would be.
39:46
You're going to end up being the hillbilly grandma.
39:47
This is very on brand. Oh my God.
39:53
Can we live near a swamp? No swamps in Australia.
39:57
Yeah, we can make a swampy groove.
39:59
Remember, we went there and there were so many mosquitoes
40:01
and we were like, this is fucking uncolour, see?
40:03
They're swamps, and that's where the.
40:05
Crocs are so we want that dengue fever we want.
40:07
That where the cold add sing vibe.
40:10
Oh, we can live in a floating shack and then now balconies
40:15
where you're playing the little We don't banjo.
40:17
But I want a shotgun. I want a yeah, you can't have,
40:22
we can't have that shit in Australia.
40:24
You can't outburst, you can't Outback.
40:26
Who's going to check? Yeah.
40:33
I'm going to be a. Gate or farm dude the amount.
40:35
That I get in my same place. I'm not going to lost one day
40:38
out there. Can we have?
40:41
One of those little. Jet boats, the big wheels, the
40:44
big fan. Oh my God.
40:47
Funny that our dream is I'm like Florida.
40:51
Yeah. And everyone hates Florida.
40:54
Back to the book. Oh, back to the book.
40:56
I think I was dissociating. Essentially they fuck all night.
41:00
Oh, of course he throws her into a million positions and she's
41:03
like, I was hoping he would be done, but she came a multiple
41:06
times she. Love fucking.
41:09
All night. They love fucking all night.
41:11
She was confused about wanting to do it more and wanting it to
41:14
be done. But the thing that got me is
41:17
he's so fucking weird. She's sleeping, he's watching
41:22
her sleep. I'm like, that's fine.
41:23
It's kind of cute and a little weird.
41:25
He's weird, he's weird matches, he's fired.
41:28
But then he's like, I'm done watching her sleep.
41:30
So he's trying to eat her out, but he's like, I got to lick up
41:32
that virgin blood first. I.
41:35
Think fuck, I didn't even notice.
41:36
This part, yeah. He's like looking off that.
41:38
He's like, I'm going to eat that dried blood first.
41:41
Dried, it's fresh. Fucking Val.
41:47
I'm going to vomit up me orange juice the.
41:50
Powdered baby formula version he puts into his little greens in
41:56
the morning. Into his fucking raw eggs at
42:01
least. Popping.
42:03
For them games honestly. You woke up and your boyfriend
42:07
was looking up your like dried period blobs.
42:11
Jail. Jail.
42:13
Jail is the only I. Would put the straight jacket on
42:16
myself. I feel like I don't know who you
42:19
are, bitch. You're like, suddenly I have
42:23
Alzheimer's and I don't know who you are.
42:26
We're getting. Divorced.
42:28
Literally fuck that. That's why just don't ever get
42:31
married. Don't ever get married.
42:33
Saves you having to divorce them when you wake up and they're
42:36
looking up your dried up coochie blood.
42:38
Hello life hack. She's like, he's eating her out
42:42
and she's like. Sorry, I'm just ignoring you.
42:48
Sorry, I couldn't worry. Past that, it is funny because I
42:50
got the worst storytelling ability, but I'm like, it's so
42:53
funny at the same time, no. No, keep going, keep going.
42:56
They're. Having a cuddle, you know, after
42:58
he's eaten her out, she's came 5,000,000 times because he's not
43:03
a giver but he gives for her, you know?
43:07
They're talking. About the fact that he didn't
43:09
wear a condom. And she's like, aren't you like
43:12
a man whore or something? And he's like no Miss Ex virgin,
43:15
I am not a man whore. Ever heard of condoms, bitch?
43:18
You stupid virgin. He's like, I'm clean.
43:21
I haven't had sex in two months. I'm assuming from the time he
43:24
met her. Yeah, Yeah.
43:26
But he's like, I'm not using condoms with you.
43:29
Not with you. I've.
43:30
Used them with everyone else. But not you guys.
43:32
But not you. You're special.
43:34
But then she goes why? And he goes, how else would I
43:38
felt your blood on my cock and I'm like circle it back so does.
43:43
Everything just trickle back to the cock blood.
43:49
Man is trying some voodoo magic. I don't know what he's doing.
43:53
His favorite color is red. OK, because.
43:55
You know what? Apparently, like if you have sex
43:58
with a guy on your period, it's full.
44:01
Witchy. Goodness, witchy goodness.
44:03
So I'm assuming he's trying to witchy goodness the shit out of
44:05
it. He's trying to lock her in with
44:08
a pregnancy too. Like, let's stop it.
44:11
But you know what the best part of anything that Cherry's ever
44:14
said was like? There's a reason why his
44:16
favorite colour's red. It's because it's the colour of.
44:19
Blood. Oh duh, idiot.
44:21
Duh. Like we couldn't put that
44:23
together. He's a mid student.
44:25
You think he. Doesn't want to look at it all
44:26
day. But when?
44:30
She said that I was like, bitch. She's so good.
44:34
I bet you her name's Sherry. Her hair's probably red.
44:37
She's like, it's his favorite color.
44:39
Meanwhile it's like neon and he's like no burgundy bitch
44:44
maroon. He takes her to put her in the
44:47
bathtub. He fucks her over the bathtub,
44:50
but then he leaves her in the bathtub to have like a soak.
44:53
He goes and changes the sheets. He comes back, rinses her off
44:56
and then tucks her back into bed and I'm like, you make no sense
44:59
as a fucking human. I know, so there's aftercare but
45:03
only for her, but it's also bare minimum.
45:06
But you know what? Half of these people out here
45:09
are not even getting that. I'm like.
45:11
Stop it. No, no.
45:13
I. See that?
45:14
It's like 2% of anyone is getting that from their partner.
45:17
Let's be real. Shots fired.
45:20
If you're not getting that, ask for more.
45:23
That's a directive from Emily. Yeah, I'm like, don't settle,
45:26
girl isn't don't settle her place or his place, his place.
45:30
So it's his own motherfucking house, yeah.
45:32
He's the. Man's not changing sheets in his
45:36
own house and his mummy's doing it.
45:39
Jail, jail. Dump him.
45:42
You don't want you don't want that shit for life.
45:44
Girl she. Tries to sneak out.
45:47
He literally is like I just. Leave.
45:50
She was trying to sneak out, but she like tumbles over Nik
45:53
Nikolai, nickel, Nickelback, Nickelback, Nickelback.
45:58
And he's like Nickelton downs, nickel thumb downs.
46:04
He's just as bad. He's like, I reckon I could fuck
46:07
her too. I'm like down but he'd kiss it.
46:11
He aggressive. OK.
46:13
If my boyfriend aggressively kissed me like he did in front
46:18
of anyone, I'd kill. Myself.
46:23
Oh my God, kill myself. I was like, am I just?
46:26
CDA. Evil.
46:28
It's itchy. It's embarrassing.
46:30
Yeah. Because it's very performative.
46:32
I'm like it's for the. Benefit of all the other
46:35
straight men around. No, but I don't want to.
46:38
I feel like you're kissing and then your sexual realizing
46:41
everyone around you. Yeah.
46:42
So I'm like, that's not OK. No one asked for this.
46:45
I don't. Need to see I.
46:47
Don't know what you do. Signed a waiver.
46:48
Don't you don't need to perform for me, girl.
46:51
Like I know you're lying. Keep.
46:53
It in the sheets. I might just like the Facebook
46:55
of saying I love him. He's the best boyfriend ever.
46:58
When he's trash you, it's the same energy.
47:00
It's the same equivalent. It's overcompensating.
47:03
But who he? Takes the perfect picture of
47:05
them aggressively kissing full body.
47:07
I'm wondering. How I'm wondering where?
47:09
I'm wondering which one of the three did it?
47:11
Was it Jeremy? Gareth fucking hates him and
47:14
Nikolai is stupid as fuck. Can I just say something?
47:17
Yeah, I have the biggest gripe in the world and it's like a
47:21
technical thing. It's not even to do with the
47:23
story. OK, so I'm listening to the
47:25
audiobook, The motherfuckers said.
47:28
Like she goes. He left me on read.
47:32
Left me on read. I read I heard that in the 1st
47:36
when I was listening. To they said it multiple like a
47:38
couple times, yeah. How do you leave someone on read
47:43
Ferrell, what are you doing? Fix it.
47:49
Read Fuck an audio book this shit.
47:52
But people have said it to me in real life.
47:54
They said I left them on read. You.
47:58
You left them on a piece of grass blowing in the wind.
48:06
Okay, so they're having the lovely pillow talk as they do,
48:10
and then she's curious because she's not a jealous girlie.
48:12
She's not one of these stupid bitches.
48:15
OK, No, she's not a jealous. Girlie no.
48:18
And she was sort of pointing out, like, oh, bull.
48:20
We're kind of like, fucking yeah.
48:22
Like, this is when they were talking about.
48:24
Who are they talking about? I don't fucking know.
48:26
Who cares? Who knows?
48:27
Who cares? I don't even know.
48:28
And. Then she's like, oh, so like,
48:29
what kind of things have you done?
48:31
Oh. Yeah, what?
48:32
Fucking 19 year old has done that laundry list of things.
48:37
That's Nyan because he gets bored because it's not fucking
48:42
stimulating his brain. But there's no way that someone
48:45
19 year old is this spicy. You do.
48:48
You simply have not had enough sex doing years.
48:53
You never know, he's got to have a lot of time for a Med student.
48:56
That's what I mean. Like how, Sir, I don't know.
48:59
How do you have the time to get all of that in also?
49:02
If a man was like to me, I don't give head to women, I'd be like,
49:07
find a new girlfriend. Literally no, but he does it for
49:10
her because she's. Special, yeah, but he's like, I
49:13
don't do that. I know he goes.
49:15
I normally don't enjoy it. So you're gay?
49:17
I'm like. What do you mean it ain't just
49:21
about you? It's hard not.
49:23
Interested in a? Purse like, let's get to that,
49:27
Chase. How?
49:28
Like a little offended was she when she found out he slept with
49:32
men too? Yeah.
49:34
She was like a little bit she's like, and men, he's like don't
49:36
be homophobic. And she's like, I'm not being.
49:38
I know. Why did he suddenly come through
49:40
King like? Why did he suddenly come
49:41
through? I'm like.
49:43
She's like, I'm not being homophobic and I'm like you.
49:45
You sound a little homophobic, girl.
49:47
But do you reckon he's like power top only?
49:50
Maybe I just. Don't see him getting rammed in
49:53
the arse. Because I feel like that's.
49:54
Too gay for him? Yeah, that's what I mean.
49:57
He's. Giving desperate top yeah yeah.
50:00
Yeah. Yeah, don't put Tommy, Daddy.
50:03
I don't. See, I don't see.
50:05
Him like kneeling down he won't even eat the pussy he's not suck
50:09
his young could you show up and on that.
50:11
Thing could you imagine this man?
50:13
OK, say he was the bottom. And you know how?
50:16
Well, he's not, but. OK.
50:19
So what? Can you imagine?
50:20
He's just like laying their legs up in the air.
50:24
No, because he's almost soulless eyes if I was looking at if he's
50:28
arse, OK, if he's legs are over there, I'm looking down at his
50:32
soulless face. I am out of there.
50:34
I'm not sticking my Dick in that like go top elsewhere, not
50:41
putting my fucking Dick in that shit.
50:43
Scary. You.
50:45
Know that means nothing what you.
50:46
So does. He's giving me the witch eyes.
50:51
Oh my God. He's gonna put a spell on my
50:53
ass. Just him walking around the sex
50:57
club on a doggy leash. He's.
51:02
Like on the. Floor on his knees, do you
51:05
reckon he's get on? Board with that for him.
51:08
Him on his knees, yes. With the doggy leash.
51:10
Because it's what he deserves, this is.
51:13
A piece of. Shit.
51:18
On his knees on a lead in like a shopping centre.
51:22
No, and all the children have to be subjected to that shit.
51:25
No, no. What when children are not
51:27
there? What shopping centre?
51:28
Yeah, yeah, I'm like, you know how you see them videos and
51:31
they're like in public, you know, Like what?
51:33
No, no, not in a shopping centre in.
51:36
A. Convention A.
51:37
Casino because there's no children yes and I'm like.
51:41
During a sex convention. Because it's weird as fuck and
51:44
everyone's like, who is this person?
51:46
And I'm like. Yes, OK, who's walking him?
51:48
Glendon. You know that he's going to be
51:52
jumping on a leash. And she's just like, whoa, boy.
51:55
She's like humping her legs. She's like, stop.
51:59
Are we ready? We're building up to the anal.
52:02
We all knew it was going there. We all knew.
52:04
Shut up. I mean shut up if.
52:07
He thought it wasn't. I mean, there's a couple of cute
52:09
things he does in between which really fucking drive me mental
52:12
because I'm like, stop trying to trick me, Rina.
52:16
I'm like he's holding. The redemption arc for.
52:18
What he's holding, they're always fighting though.
52:21
He's holding her hand. I'm like he's making her lunch
52:25
every day. He was buying her like paint
52:28
palette but he gets waterboarded before they even fucking fly
52:33
away like he. Gets waterboarded.
52:48
So. Who needs bro?
52:52
I'd give him a swelling he. Gets.
52:55
Like. Mortar boarded and like beaten
52:59
by her brother and then she just waltzes in there screaming.
53:03
Was that? After he like posted that little
53:05
Facebook official. Instagram official.
53:07
Yes, where he's like off limits and it's just her and him
53:11
practically naked. And he's like practically
53:12
choking her in the photos. Something like imagine if no one
53:16
cared. He had 200,000 followers so I
53:20
feel like who? Are these people?
53:22
Where are my 200,000? Followers and he's a
53:24
photographer but like an artsy grungy 1 so he's not going to
53:28
get 200K followers. So you never know.
53:30
But then Landon's like, oh, Cretin's here.
53:33
So Eli is Cretin's brother. They get Brandon and Glendon to
53:37
show up and he's like, and he said he's like, this was all the
53:40
part of my plan. Then.
53:42
To get them all here, I'm like, OK, I'm like, you couldn't plan
53:46
this for a shit, my guy. It just kind of worked out in
53:48
your favour. Exactly.
53:50
And you could have just sent out a Facebook.
53:51
Invite. Yeah, You just took him home.
53:53
It was like such a non of everything built up to random
53:57
little things like this. And then there were a non of.
53:59
It and why did it have to be her brother?
54:01
Why do we have to wait until another toxic masculine pops up
54:05
on the scene? It's because her brother is like
54:07
arranged gonna arrange a marriage essentially for her.
54:10
And she's like, no, you're just mad because I'm picking what I
54:13
want for once. Yeah, just leave her then,
54:15
Landon. Who cares?
54:17
Who gives? A fuck, but also wouldn't Levi,
54:20
her dad be the one setting her up for marriage, not her older
54:23
brother? I know.
54:24
Doesn't make any fucking sense. But also, if they're going to be
54:27
mafia families, at least set that up properly in the book.
54:32
They're into matter. How can you be in the mafia and
54:35
going to fucking Med school makes no sense.
54:38
But I mean, give us that history a bit to give a shit about.
54:42
Like why do they always have to come to some stupid fight at the
54:46
end? I'm sure the history's probably
54:49
maybe in the other books, but there's like 30 other books
54:52
you're going to read before these, yeah.
54:53
That's what I think. If this is advertised as a stand
54:55
alone, you better fucking make it work.
54:58
Bitch yeah, build it as a stand line.
55:00
Because I'm never going to read your shit again if this doesn't
55:02
make sense. She's drunk in a thing and he
55:07
doesn't want to drink and kidnapped her on a plane where
55:10
she is fucking shit scared of planes all the way back to New
55:13
York. And of course, the first time
55:15
they do anal is practically when they're not saying I love you.
55:19
But it's there, it's in, it's written in there.
55:24
Because I think because the threat of anal was there from
55:26
the get go. It was there from the get go,
55:28
but she literally when they do the anal she goes, he'll fuck
55:32
me, catch me before I fall and kiss my forehead, but he'll
55:34
never love me and I'll always want him to when they're having
55:38
anal. That's what she's thinking.
55:39
I'm like you had to add the love in there, didn't.
55:42
You also, you know what's even worse?
55:45
The second he thrusts the Dick in, No warning as well
55:49
obviously, because why would he tell her that?
55:51
The Gutchie is dripping this time.
55:53
Gutchie is dripping down, Yeah. Sure.
55:56
So. She's pissing out of her ass at
55:58
this point. He thrusts his Dick in and she
56:04
has tears of relief in that moment when the Dick's just in
56:09
her ass. Because shit would.
56:12
Burn and she's thinking I'm so glad he didn't do it softly when
56:17
he's balls to the wall in her asshole for the first time.
56:21
She's like thank God who's relieved when they have a penis
56:26
in their. Asshole Clinton, do you like
56:31
that he makes her watch herself in the mirror?
56:33
He's like, I love you. Fucking man's weird.
56:36
It's like, I love watching you. You love watching you too,
56:39
bitch. He's like, look at that face.
56:41
Look at how hot that face is in the mirror.
56:46
He's. Like.
56:47
He's like, get fucking comfortable.
56:51
It's nerves. For who?
56:52
It's like someone hired him to be her extreme self esteem
56:55
coach. It wasn't even like a real
56:57
relationship. Love you for you.
57:00
Bitch. Oh, why are they doing anal?
57:04
Another thing nearly forgot of why it doesn't make any sense
57:07
either. He thrust into her heart.
57:10
But remember, she's sketching. She's sketching, yeah.
57:14
Isn't she drawing them fucking? She, no, she's drawing something
57:17
on her mind. She's like, I need to draw it
57:19
first. And he's like, don't stop
57:20
sketching. It's like I'd be wanting to stab
57:22
myself in the eye if someone's full gramming me while I'm
57:25
putting a pencil ass off in the air.
57:27
Like literally it's possibly a safety hazard at this point.
57:31
I'd be taking an eye out, it'd be going up my nose.
57:34
I don't know, I just like pencil.
57:35
Just give me a fuck in the ball. He's like just, he's like just
57:38
get you going. I'm a Med student.
57:39
I can pull it out of your. I would stab it in his eye like
57:43
why not? He love it.
57:45
He love it. Yes, Queen, blind me.
57:48
He's like, I'm only meant to see you.
57:56
He's like I can live with one eye as long as I keep the eye
58:00
out for Selena. He makes no sense because they
58:05
keep bringing up the fucking love shit.
58:07
He's like I'll never love you. But then you go on his head and
58:10
he's like, she's my Angel. I'm like you fucking love her.
58:14
He's psycho. You fucking love her.
58:18
That's my queen right there. Fucking weird, there's just the
58:25
computer loading symbol in my brain.
58:27
You're like, where are we going? No, no, I just that's how I feel
58:30
about him, because nothing computes.
58:33
You know what's funny? You can't go from anal to
58:35
fucking Facetiming your mum. I could never.
58:39
You want to stand there and FaceTime your mum after he was
58:42
like. Like a ball ball, stick in your
58:44
eyes to stand on your legs. And FaceTime.
58:48
Your mum pantsless. It was both deep in your asshole
58:53
and you're just going to act like you.
58:54
You didn't even need to have a minute.
58:56
It's. Like, you know, that reminds me
58:59
of family again. Oh.
59:02
Anytime they're having sex. And then she's like going
59:06
downstairs to talk to his mom and I'm like, stop trying to
59:09
invade them with your asshole. It's like just because your ass
59:15
was invaded doesn't mean they invade everyone else's personal
59:17
time. She's like, I need to speak to
59:20
the women in my life. She's.
59:24
Like I have a new appreciation. For.
59:28
My. Asshole, She's like trying to
59:31
spill the tea like. So what should I do for a?
59:34
Busted open with. Me.
59:37
She's just like. I just want some advice for a
59:41
friend I. Just need some first aid.
59:46
She's like what do you do after anal?
59:48
Asking for a friend. Just the blood leaking.
59:52
Out of her butt. The cum's like driven down her
59:54
asshole through those white cotton panties.
59:59
She's like farting. She's like.
1:00:07
Not the butt queef. The.
1:00:12
Brief. I'm so done.
1:00:16
Where even is. He in all of this, she's.
1:00:19
Running around trying to get feminine energy.
1:00:22
He's Oh my God. My abs have never hurt more.
1:00:25
Oh. He's having a little snap.
1:00:28
Of course we have our anal to love pipeline but then we
1:00:32
immediately get it taken away because she gets a video sent to
1:00:36
where of this stupid fucking man.
1:00:41
She's. Stupid as fuck, eh?
1:00:43
Because I'm like, you've been sexually assaulted multiple
1:00:47
times and you can't save yourself for the life of you,
1:00:50
but you're gonna run down the street in New York.
1:00:54
New York. Going outside at night time in
1:00:57
New York. No.
1:00:59
All the murders happen isn't. It.
1:01:01
Like that's all I know about that place.
1:01:05
It's the murders on the dance. Floor she runs into Detective
1:01:10
Benson and Stabler and they're like Oh my God, she's been
1:01:12
sexually assaulted and she's like, no, I left the house like
1:01:15
this, but to see blood just running down her leg, they're
1:01:21
like no, no, please stay here. We'll get an ambulance.
1:01:24
I'm running this fastest because my ass is like.
1:01:28
My ass is torn in two. She's like, it's a little jet
1:01:32
pack. I don't I.
1:01:34
Don't want to report anything. They're.
1:01:37
Like, you're OK. She's like, yes, fucking hell.
1:01:44
So anyway, she's running to the streets at night, which is
1:01:46
giving James Jamison from the storeroom.
1:01:49
I think she did like 12 laps of Central Hawk.
1:01:56
Didn't you get hit by a car? She's like.
1:02:01
He picks her up and he's like, I'm actually this is the only
1:02:03
time he's fucking reasonable. She's like, I want to go home
1:02:05
and he's like fine, I'm going to do on a plane.
1:02:07
She goes 7 hours back on a plane.
1:02:10
She goes and sneaks into her grandpa's ass.
1:02:12
She goes to the Cliff again. She gets bashed by Dolphin.
1:02:17
He's alive. Yeah, he just pops back.
1:02:19
Up. He just pops back, does he?
1:02:20
Just go to this Cliff daily to check if she's there.
1:02:23
He's probably. Tracking her just as much
1:02:25
because the reason she got the initiation was because Cherry
1:02:28
was sneaking around and shit like that.
1:02:30
But that doesn't make sense. Like who cares?
1:02:32
But I still don't understand the reason.
1:02:34
Yeah, me either. Because he's like, I just wanted
1:02:36
to start beef between all the things.
1:02:38
But like, why do you want your sister to be dating him?
1:02:41
How? Does this go, I don't know,
1:02:43
everyone with a fucking personality disorder?
1:02:45
And then she's kind of like, oh, my God.
1:02:47
So you, you faked your death. Pretty much, Yeah.
1:02:51
And then he's just like, yeah. And he's like, yeah.
1:02:54
The reason? Bitch and.
1:02:55
Then he's like. Hard it is to fake your death.
1:02:57
But they're all rich, so. And then he's like, you hoard
1:03:00
too hard and you've ruined my. You hoard too close to the.
1:03:05
Sun, he's like you almost ruined my plan with your whoring ways.
1:03:10
And then turns out they were only acquaintances.
1:03:12
Like, what, He's gonna rewrite history?
1:03:15
But wouldn't you resurface and play the victim and be like, oh,
1:03:18
my God, someone tried to write me off, but I'm still alive?
1:03:22
Yeah, it's still just been hiding out in The Cave.
1:03:24
I still don't understand why he was trying to kill her because
1:03:27
he wanted he. Was jealous because he wanted
1:03:29
Cherry's back broken in half. Not chilling, but like.
1:03:34
Weird. Always a little incest somewhere
1:03:36
in this. Area.
1:03:37
It's just fucked up. But he wanted her to commit
1:03:39
suicide with him, but then he wouldn't be able to fake.
1:03:43
How did he? Fake his own debt, He.
1:03:45
Drove off a Cliff. Why do you convince everyone in
1:03:48
your life that you're now dead? That's what I mean at least.
1:03:53
If this is the B plot, make it make sense bitch.
1:03:55
I'm like does it make sense in further books because he never
1:03:58
dies so maybe it's a re bought up thing And then they like take
1:04:04
her back, she's beaten and everyone shows up and they're
1:04:06
like oh we're just going to go bash them all.
1:04:08
And then this is the moment where it was the stupid trope of
1:04:12
I'm going to burn the whole world just to.
1:04:13
Keep her safe. Bro you stuck her on a plane.
1:04:17
Yeah. And then she got bashed so.
1:04:20
If you're stalking this girl so much that you know her medical
1:04:24
records, how do you not know she's been stalked?
1:04:27
And did she even tell her granddad when she all she did
1:04:31
was like my heart? 'S broken and he broke my heart
1:04:34
and. Why was she even that
1:04:36
heartbroken as we got to the end?
1:04:38
It was really stupid because they chucked in a couple of
1:04:41
chapters from the parents to try and get you roped into reading
1:04:44
the other books. I could not be any less roped
1:04:47
in. I was like, why am I having to
1:04:49
listen to these old people talk about how they still want to
1:04:53
burn 30 years? In Oh, it's weird, hey.
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And all it was was like, Oh, my wife is still so hot.
1:04:58
And I'm just. Like a talker.
1:04:59
Sophie should be. The only chapter that was really
1:05:03
necessary from a parent was when Killian was like beating shit
1:05:07
out of Gareth and they're like, we don't actually hate you, we
1:05:10
just traumatized. The epilogue where they get
1:05:13
married. Well, he asked her to marry her.
1:05:16
Why would you take her? Take her to the fire.
1:05:19
Fire lake? Yeah.
1:05:20
Where you had your first date. Don't get fireplies.
1:05:25
And take him to the Cliff where she thought she was going to die
1:05:29
while you sexually assaulted her.
1:05:31
And she thought her friend committed suicide.
1:05:32
Her friend committed suicide and then she almost got murdered by
1:05:36
that friend. Bashed.
1:05:37
Bashed to death. Why would you ask her to marry?
1:05:41
I wouldn't go to that Cliff. Again.
1:05:43
And then he has to bang her against the tree.
1:05:46
We've got to celebrate our proposal.
1:05:48
And he's like, oh, you're not wearing panties.
1:05:51
So you're asking for it and she's like, we're in.
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Public. Bitch, no one's.
1:05:56
Going to this you're always, you're always fucking in public,
1:05:58
bitch. Why are you worried now?
1:05:59
And also no one's going to this creep Cliff where people fucking
1:06:03
kill themselves also. He's like, yeah, true.
1:06:07
Also, every time they have sex he's like, I'll kill them if
1:06:10
they look at you. No one's looking, bitch.
1:06:12
No one cares. He's going to be that 70 year
1:06:14
old and then she's this poor little old lady as well, and
1:06:17
then he's just going to be like, no one's looking at my woman.
1:06:20
Like wow, people like that turn out because he's is he got like
1:06:24
that till he's fucking 90. Surely not.
1:06:27
He's going to mellow out by then.
1:06:28
It's going to be exhausting. I'd be so over his attitude.
1:06:32
I'd be waiting for the Alzheimer's to kick in so I
1:06:34
could just fuck off. And take his money.
1:06:36
I'd just be like, I don't know you.
1:06:39
But here's my bank account details.
1:06:41
He doesn't understand why she needs to have any kind of life
1:06:44
because she had gone out with her friends.
1:06:46
This is like him planning the proposal and he's like I haven't
1:06:48
seen her all day and I'm freaking out because I miss her
1:06:51
so much and I don't know why she has to have friendships and go
1:06:54
out for lunch or whatever with your friends because all I want
1:06:57
I want to do is stick my Dick in over and over again.
1:06:59
Surely that's. Going to get boring after.
1:07:01
Surely overall I'm kind of like, what are we here for?
1:07:05
The sex scenes were icky. The storyline wasn't
1:07:08
storylining. But am I going to read the other
1:07:10
ones? Probably.
1:07:12
You would never see me there reading this series.
1:07:15
Absolutely not. But sometimes you don't need
1:07:18
high maintenance books. Yeah, this is a low maintenance
1:07:22
book. I feel like.
1:07:23
I feel like also you have higher expectations all of the time.
1:07:27
No, no, that's my. Downfall.
1:07:29
That is your downfall. It literally is.
1:07:30
Because you are like, you want a lot more plot, but you're not
1:07:33
going to get that in a lot of romance.
1:07:34
No. Whereas I have no expectations.
1:07:37
Yeah, true. I go in there and I'm like, I'm
1:07:39
just here for a good time. Just here to escape my normal
1:07:41
life. Yeah.
1:07:42
All right, So what rating should we create for this?
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How many left on reads out of five?
1:07:51
Yeah. I'm going to go with one because
1:07:54
I just didn't like it. That's fair.
1:07:56
One left on read out of five. I want to do a three.
1:08:01
OK, so that means you. Liked it.
1:08:03
I did like it, yeah. All right, so that's it for God
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of Malice. Do you have any last words?
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