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Bonus IMPROV - Cartoon, Yes. And Fur. · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends. Yeah, welcome. And and you know what? Let's do some bonus
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  improv. Okay. What do you say? Yep. We need a suggestion, Joe. Just got the word seller
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  and then sell in a row, which was like seller like basement or sell. Yeah. So like like the
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  same word, but minus the AR AR and then oh, oh, oh, okay. So not S E L L. No. Okay. This
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  is important. I was picturing seller with a C and then sell with an S. Why did you get
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  two words? What happened? Well, I cycled through them and this is really ironic because my
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  actual suggestion is homophone. No, I'm just kidding. Your suggestion is diamond. All that
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  for nothing. Diamond.
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  Diamond. I choose the
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  suggestions.
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  I heard a guy
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  on a previous episode can make those.
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  Diamond.
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  You know
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  what I think of diamonds I think of? What? Remember
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  in that movie The Rescuers when
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  there was like a jewel in like
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  down below? Yeah.
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  And like she wanted the kids to go
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  get it? Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Vaguely.
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  I remember the rest of your
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  yeah yeah yeah no
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  you're talking about like the abusive
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  yeah yeah yeah okay
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  yeah that does sound very familiar
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  Penny's mom Penny's quote mom
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  yeah Penny's by you mom
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  by you oh by you I thought you were trying to say
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  by you no by you by
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  you born in the by you
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  she should have just asked nicely she'd have been
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  like hey there's something really valuable down there
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  can you go yes yes this is coming back to me
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  now because you've got tiny little hands
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  I need you to get the diamond once you get
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  it. I will love you.
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  I saw The Rescuers
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  Down Under. Great movie.
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  More than... Joanna is my favorite
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  Disney princess.
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  Pea soup.
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  Pea soup.
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  Yeah.
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  Someone orders pea soup
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  and they take a little pea
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  in their restaurant. It's at the
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  beginning. Oh, I remember it.
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  When he's going to propose
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  at the restaurant and then...
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  You know what I'm talking about, right?
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  No, I have no clue.
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  And they're like sitting, and so it's like a little mouse restaurant.
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  Oh And so they only need one pea to make the pea soup Oh we should watch that sometime Okay I don even remember the parts I remember It weird as like I vaguely recall thinking
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  that the Australian rescuer was, like, hot as a kid.
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  Yeah.
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  Which is a weird thing to say out loud.
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  No, as a kid.
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  Yeah, as a kid.
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  You mean?
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  I was only allowed to watch movies
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  that had anthropomorphized animal characters.
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  Yeah, I get it.
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  And that one was like the most mask and rugged, I guess.
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  I'm trying to picture.
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  Yeah.
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  Pull them up.
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  Yeah.
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  And then after his name type nude.
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  That's a weird thing about cartoon characters.
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  You want to see them nude and just draw them nude.
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  And then they are now nude.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  Oh yeah.
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  He had like the little like Indiana Jones kind of get up.
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  Oh yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  He was the most, he's the most attractive one available in the movie.
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  Yeah.
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  That one and the Robin Hood Fox.
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  Hmm.
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  Good, good choices.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And now improv.
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  Claire.
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  Yeah.
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  I need to make a confession.
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  Oh, okay.
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  I need you to sit down because I was just going to say, should I be sitting down?
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  You should be on the floor.
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  I trust you.
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  I trust you, Claire.
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  Thank you.
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  I paid an Etsy artist to draw you as a cartoon character,
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  and that's what I like now.
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  What?
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  Human form, no.
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  Hampton, what?
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  Cartoon, yes.
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  And fur.
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  This is not a furry thing, Claire.
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  I, wait, so you're not attracted to me anymore?
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  You're just attracted to...
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  What I call your fur form.
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  That's so weird.
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  It's weird, yeah.
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  Say it, say it.
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  It's weird.
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  We'll say it together.
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  Weird.
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  It's weird.
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  It's weird.
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  But life is short and you've only got one.
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  I think we should explore these things.
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  How do I explore this?
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  Did you know if you put Rogaine on your body anywhere, it will grow?
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  Oh, I don't want to do that, hon.
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  No?
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  No.
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  Why?
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  I don't want to be furry.
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  You know the thing people don know about Rogaine is when you stop the hair goes away It temporary No still No honey that sounds very uncomfortable and and and i have a job as a lifeguard how weird would that look just i i in a bathing suit
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  okay a lot of skin exposed and oh you know i just thought i would i thought we were at a place where
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  i could be honest and uh i appreciate you hearing me out and uh i'll just i'll just hide that side
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  of myself. Well, I don't want you to
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  hide who you are.
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  I want you to be who you are
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  and I want you to be happy. It's just,
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  I don't know, this is a big commitment.
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  We could get a cat.
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  No. I don't like the implications
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  of that. Bad idea.
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  Bad idea. I just thought it would be nice to see
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  something furry running around.
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  Okay. All right. I'll try it.
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  You will? You'll try the
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  Rogaine? I will. I meant it. I meant it in our wedding vows when I said I would spend my life
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  trying to make you happy. And here it is. Here's the bottle. Oh, okay. Oh, you have it ready right
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  now. Oh my God. Oh, you're lathering me up. Yes. Yes. Oh yes. Yes. Smells. Uh, can I do the face?
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  Oh, oh, my face too. Okay. All right. Yay. Claire. Oh God. Oh, how quickly is this going
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  to start working. It works tomorrow.
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  Got to tomorrow.
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  What are you?
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  Who are you?
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  What is it? Oh my God.
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  What's going on?
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  Oh, I forgot. I forgot Claire.
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  Yeah, you forgot.
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  Scared me, Claire. And your immediate reaction
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  was scared and not
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  aroused. Good thing we figured
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  this out earlier. Oh, no,
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  but now I'm covered in hair and I gotta go to work.
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  Oh, thank God.
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  Today's slow-mo running on the beach day.
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  Okay, you'll be fine.
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  It's supposed to be the sexiest day at work.
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  Oh, man.
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  Oh, God.
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  Oh, my God.
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  No.
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  Hampton, no.
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  Mom?
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  Dad?
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  Don't come in, honey.
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  What are you?
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  Hampton Jr.
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  Who are you?
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  H.J.
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  I'm going to get the gun.
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  No, don't get the gun, honey.
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  I'm loading it in the hallway.
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  Just like my father taught me.
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  No no no honey honey it me It your mom Hollow points bitch No no no no no no Honey why God Why did we give you the Back in the doorway We gave you the code of the gun safe
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  I don't know why we did that.
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  Get on the ground.
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  No, H.J., H.J., it's mommy.
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  It's mommy.
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  It's me.
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  It's me.
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  What?
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  Just give me a little time off the Rogaine, and I'll be back to myself, I swear.
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  I don't know what you're talking about.
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  I can't live with you.
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  H.J., no.
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  Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh no.
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  Hampton, what have you done to our family? Hampton.
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  I guess the only thing I can do now is I got to start living my life again.
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  I guess I got to go to work. It's sexy beach day at work.
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  Cut to the beach.
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  Help, I'm drowning! Help!
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  I'm coming! I'm coming for you!
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  Where are you? Oh my god!
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  No, let me drown!
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  No, stop! Swimming!
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  No, let me drown!
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  Oh my god, my kid!
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  Oh, I got him! I got him!
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  What are you?
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  Ma'am, I heard you scream. Here's a gun
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  in case you'd like to kill yourself.
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  Thank you!
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  Cut to the zoo.
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  Hey.
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  Hi.
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  You're not screaming.
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  I just need you to stop talking to people.
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  It's the only way this is going to work.
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  I just, I was, a man brought me here and said I needed to relax.
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  He gave me a nice, took me, he said this was a private tour of the zoo.
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  Yeah.
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  Now you're on the other side of the glass.
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  Wait, what?
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  You live here now.
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  I'm an exhibit in the zoo?
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  Yes.
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  And if you're asking why I'm taking a talking so well.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm on a lot of drugs.
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  They had to drug you up to talk to me.
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  Yeah.
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  Anyway, here's a, here's a new squirrel.
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  That's going to be your friend.
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  I got to go.
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  Oh.
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  Hi, squirrel.
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  Why do you look like that?
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  Talk to me.
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  Boom.
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  Scene.
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  We'll see you next week.