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HIGHTLIGHT POD: The Woody Show October 16th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Now that's the Witty Show.
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  Speaker 2: And we're into another new hour in sensitivity training for
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  Speaker 2: a politically correct world. It is a Thursday morning, a
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  Speaker 2: pre Friday. Oh yes, it's October the sixteenth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: On Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Woody.
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  Speaker 2: There's Gina Grass. We got Sea Bass Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 2: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent
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  Speaker 2: us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: How is Something's Burning? Menace went, who had told me
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  Speaker 2: a Bert Kreischers Something Burning podcast that was on his
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  Speaker 2: birthday month wish list and made it happen. Finally got
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  Speaker 2: a heart of Bert.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How is Burt?
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  Speaker 3: Bert is great? Yeah, dude Vert Bert Joekoy and our
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  Speaker 3: friend Gibroeglesias, they all have it figured out. They have
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  Speaker 3: their own compounds, they have their own teams, and they
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  Speaker 3: all they do is like produce like fun content. It's
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  Speaker 3: all about just having fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He just has his he has his compound with his
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  Speaker 3: uh you know, his kitchen set up where it's like
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  Speaker 3: a TV studio and he just advice his friends over
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  Speaker 3: and he cooked meals for them and he makes a
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  Speaker 3: podcast out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he just took a house that he
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  Speaker 2: used to live in and then he just made that
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  Speaker 2: into like that's the offices of there of you know,
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  Speaker 2: the whole Burt Kreischer, you know, warranchise, and then use
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  Speaker 2: the kitchen for this something's burning thing.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, pretty cool. I mean it's so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: He's having a blast there. It's really really cool.
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  Speaker 4: That was food.
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  Speaker 3: The food really really good.
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  Speaker 2: He made some stir fry for everybody, and uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just I mean you told him, we said hello, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, and he said you sent him
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  Speaker 1: our best.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, as regards he is so stoked for this
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  Speaker 3: Dubai trip that we're doing. Oh yeah, he would not
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  Speaker 3: stop talking about. He told his whole team.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, yeah, let me get straight. So wait, so you're.
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  Speaker 3: Going everybody in the hall of the home. He kept
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  Speaker 3: on stopping him. He's like, do you know what he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to Dubai for the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to give you a bunch of money.
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  Speaker 2: I need you to buy me some stuff. You want
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  Speaker 2: to hear an update on that. So we've moved on
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  Speaker 2: now from the risk management team to the company has
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  Speaker 2: now sent us off to the trademark and infringement team.
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  Speaker 3: Does that happen like, because that part made no sense
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  Speaker 3: to me, because because we give away stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 2: So now of course they look into the well I'm
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  Speaker 2: not sure we can mention the name Emirates. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: too late. We've been talking about it for two goddamn months.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, and they said, well, you know, h X
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  Speaker 2: y Z blah blah blah blah blah. No no capturing
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  Speaker 2: video or anything on the plane. And I go the
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  Speaker 2: planet once you go on YouTube and just type in
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  Speaker 2: Emirates first Class and check out all the influencers and
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  Speaker 2: all the different people who.
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  Speaker 1: Are doing that same thing.
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  Speaker 2: And they said, well, and if you okay, fine, if
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna do that, well then even if it's a cocktail,
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  Speaker 2: napkin or anything with the Emirates name or logo, it
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  Speaker 2: has to be blurred out.
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  Speaker 5: Why why what was their reasoning?
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  Speaker 2: Because trademark and I go, I tell you what, We're
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  Speaker 2: spending twenty five thousand dollars per per ticket.
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  Speaker 1: We're not even asking them for anything.
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  Speaker 2: It costs them nothing. We're paying them to market them,
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  Speaker 2: and we're not. This is not to market them. This
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  Speaker 2: is just because Menace wants to do this. I'm dying
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  Speaker 2: to see this plane. I've seen a lot of So
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  Speaker 2: that's the whole thing. We're paying seventy five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: once we get the listener ticket purchased and everything to
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  Speaker 2: go do this thing. Something tells me, and we're not.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to bag on them, right. I could
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  Speaker 2: see maybe the company would be like, oh, well, not
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  Speaker 2: our company, but Emirates would be like, wow, they's got
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  Speaker 2: Why would we spend that kind of money just to
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  Speaker 2: rip on them or you know, rip on something you know,
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  Speaker 2: or to attack their brand. So there, it's nothing but
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  Speaker 2: good stuff for Emirates, right, Why would they care? So
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking like, maybe we just blow a call in
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  Speaker 2: them and go, look, our company is being douchebags again.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what we want to do. And they said, anybody, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is the this is hilarious. They want us to
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  Speaker 2: travel with a binder full of documents and release forms
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  Speaker 2: that anybody who would even be in the shot. Can
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  Speaker 2: you imagine it's going up to other passengers on the
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  Speaker 2: plane going excuse me, no, I know you spend I'm
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  Speaker 2: not doing that.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, you should just wear a shirt that
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  Speaker 6: says anybody in my vicinity may be recorded.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I say Bert, Joel and Gabriel are living
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  Speaker 3: the dream because they don't deal with any of this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it's it's it's it's they just.
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  Speaker 2: Make good fun content like radio I swear is where
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  Speaker 2: at this point, this is where ideas go to die.
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  Speaker 5: If your Emirates Airlines, this is your wet dream.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah oh yeah, but imagine getting on that plane and
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  Speaker 7: not taking any videos, no pictures.
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  Speaker 6: So we doesn't make any sense. Why do these departments exist?
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  Speaker 6: Like and who are you going to be pushed through?
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  Speaker 2: There's certainly risks in using any company names and brands
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  Speaker 2: as part of a contest when they are not actually
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  Speaker 2: a partner in the contest. A contest, by nature, is
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  Speaker 2: strictly a commercial endeavor. In the past, I know we
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  Speaker 2: have identified prizes in a contest, so we can similarly
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  Speaker 2: do that as well within the rules of the contest.
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  Speaker 2: That said, any uses outside of that list start to
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  Speaker 2: run a risk. We generally suggest that we not use
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  Speaker 2: the Emirates name in the title or any of header
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  Speaker 2: or marketing materials. I'm certainly not an individual. Uh, I
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  Speaker 2: am not certain an individual can record on an airplane
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  Speaker 2: to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing I'll be I'll be one hundred percent fair, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot use any individual's likeness without a release, and
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  Speaker 2: we cannot use any third party branding without a license.
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  Speaker 2: So if there is Emirates branding on a napkin, that
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  Speaker 2: would need to be blurred out, other people captured the
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  Speaker 2: background would need to be blurred and sign a release.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't TV, Okay, So I'll be fair when we
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  Speaker 3: do the actual contest.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, we'll just say we're giving you a first
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  Speaker 2: class trip to know we could do the contest. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's fine, and not mention the brand. But everything else
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  Speaker 2: is absolutely ridiculous. It's all ridiculous. Yeah, so stupid.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it's as simple as reaching out to
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  Speaker 2: the Emirates or if anybody knows anybody that works like
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  Speaker 2: it has got a position that can get us in
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  Speaker 2: touch with somebody you know, or at least point us
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  Speaker 2: in the right direction. I think it's as easy as
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  Speaker 2: a simple phone call.
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  Speaker 7: Because what you need for them to say is like, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds sounds great. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We're giving you. We're making seventy five thousand dollars for.
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  Speaker 5: You to mention us a thousand times.
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  Speaker 2: Yea on social and on nationally syndicated radio program How
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  Speaker 2: awesome it is?
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  Speaker 7: What the first person you get on the phone, like,
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  Speaker 7: if you call customer service right now, maybe they'll.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you, yes, it's just such a no brainer.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that they might ask for, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: deally we've you know, dealt with a lot of brands.
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  Speaker 3: They might want to see the video before he posted.
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  Speaker 1: That would be whatever. Yeah, lemon squeeze, Yeah, here you go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I swear what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: You know how Now on the iOS, you can you
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  Speaker 2: can set up like in different tones for like people
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  Speaker 2: call in, Like you can have your individual ringtone there.
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  Speaker 2: You can set individual things for like when emails come
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  Speaker 2: in or whatever. I think from now on, whenever it
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  Speaker 2: comes from that side of this company, this is the
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  Speaker 2: sound it's gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: This is how it's gonna sound. Oh, retard alert, pratard alert, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I get an email from that the risk management.
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  Speaker 2: Department or the trademarket infringement department retard alert.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, mister Garrison.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what you're saying. You hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Man, It's not like this is in any way, shape
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  Speaker 2: or form used. We're not profiting costing us money. We're
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  Speaker 2: just trying to do something cool and fun and do
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  Speaker 2: something with the listeners.
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  Speaker 6: You have to get them to promise once we deal
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  Speaker 6: with this, no more departments. We're not being sent to
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  Speaker 6: any more departments.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, and I feel bad for our own marketing
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  Speaker 2: and promotions people here internally because they're the ones dealing
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  Speaker 2: with all the headache of it. They have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with all these corporate you know, douche lords.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the first time we've given Way flights, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's just a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: But back to MENACE's original point, this is what I've
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  Speaker 2: said about those guys, and I tell them, I said,
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  Speaker 2: Joe and Bert when we're having these conversations that, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you all you have to do. The only thing you
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  Speaker 2: need to be concerned with are your fans, and if
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  Speaker 2: the fans are happy, that's it. There's no corporate overlord,
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  Speaker 2: no advertisers you got to worry about. As long as
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  Speaker 2: fans still enjoy you and what you do and come
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  Speaker 2: out to your shows, download your podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You're golden.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the problem you.
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  Speaker 1: Have to answer to nobody else? That's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Dream If I if I could like somehow carve out
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  Speaker 2: amputate all the nonsense that I have to you know,
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  Speaker 2: the calls and the emails and stuff. It takes up
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  Speaker 2: a good chunk of my day a lot of the time,
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  Speaker 2: garbage on stupid easy stuff that nobody else seems to
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  Speaker 2: have to deal with or and it was it was
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  Speaker 2: pretty funny when I was talking to one of the
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  Speaker 2: main mucky to monks here at this com In fact,
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  Speaker 2: I'll say I was talking at the CEO of the company.
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  Speaker 4: Is that all?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And uh, well, but who cares? What is somebody going
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  Speaker 2: to fire him? He said, you know a lot of
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  Speaker 2: the times it's you get the he goes these low
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  Speaker 2: level loser lawyers, he goes, so they get the easy
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  Speaker 2: stuff that their whole job is just to say no
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  Speaker 2: basically because they don't want to do the work. And
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: when he goes, this is this is this is a
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  Speaker 2: show business. He was getting work, thank you. And that's
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  Speaker 2: how we got this promotion. The first was from that
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  Speaker 2: conversation with him. He goes, Dude, we're in show business.
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  Speaker 2: We're supposed to be doing big ideas and big fun things.
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  Speaker 2: And like right, he goes, We're not supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: stifling you know, ideas and creativity, and like he gets it.
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  Speaker 1: It's everybody who's.
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  Speaker 2: Below him, who somehow who somehow you know, it might
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  Speaker 2: becomes a permis stick, a place of paranoia.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, no risks.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to fall on that exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yes's why, like early in my career I figured out, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm never dealing with minimum middle management ever. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: had like I've butted heads with a lot of those people.
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  Speaker 3: Dontore I just don't care. Yeah, this goes straight to
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  Speaker 3: the top. If I need an answer, if that person
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  Speaker 3: at the top says no, then fine.
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  Speaker 1: I heard this. I heard this.
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  Speaker 2: It was advice given to me many years ago. Don't
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  Speaker 2: ever go to somebody who can't give you the yes. Yeah, like,
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  Speaker 2: if that person has to go to somebody else to
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  Speaker 2: get the yes, go to whoever that person is smart.
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  Speaker 3: And then people around you say, oh, don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go through the hierarchy.
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  Speaker 2: No, because you're going to piss off the person who
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  Speaker 2: is just gonna have to go to somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: They're just trying to justify their job. That's the whole
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  Speaker 2: Look busy, quick, hurry up, look busy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's the walk to the dizey makes so
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  Speaker 1: much sense. Yeah that we just had to do that.
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  Speaker 1: We just did it. Yeah. We didn't run it by anybody.
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  Speaker 1: We just did it it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But can you call it like Fizzney like, no, we
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  Speaker 4: didn't have to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I remember, remember the stupid Nintendo switch.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: It's so dumb. All right, we're gonna take a break
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  Speaker 2: and then we'll come back. Have you ever lost something
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  Speaker 2: and gotten it back?
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  Speaker 1: I see these.
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  Speaker 2: Things all the time, you know, people post things up,
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  Speaker 2: you know, at the store, or there's something up in
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  Speaker 2: the neighborhood that somebody dropped a wallet or something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, good luck.
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  Speaker 5: Hear about like an old class ring fifty years later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but something happened to me recently. I was kind of
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  Speaker 5: surprised at the outcome.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, uh, oh, I'm probably in trouble here,
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  Speaker 2: but actually worked out, and I was you know, so
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  Speaker 2: I was pleasantly surprised I had the I had the had.
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  Speaker 2: I had the worst uh thought going into it about like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm there's gonna be a pantyass, not like detrimental that nothing,
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  Speaker 2: you know, life or death, Like that's gonna suck having
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  Speaker 2: to fix this, uh huh. But then it turned out
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  Speaker 2: to be okay, nice, Yeah, so not kidding. That's have
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  Speaker 2: you ever lost something and I actually got it back?
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  Speaker 2: Like you can't believe you got it back? Eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four Woodie. You can set us a text
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  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven more Woody shows next,
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  Speaker 2: Hang up, We'll.
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  Speaker 1: Be right, We'll be right, We'll be right back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever lost something you couldn't believe you got
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  Speaker 1: it back? I'll quickly tell you mine.
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  Speaker 2: I I left work without my keys, but didn't realize
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  Speaker 2: it until after I was already home, and then my
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  Speaker 2: house and it was the night before, and I'm you know,
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: I always set my stuff out the night before like
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  Speaker 2: a child.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys do that?
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  Speaker 5: No? Not anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have like what I'm gonna wear the
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  Speaker 2: next day because I'm you know, in the middle of
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: the night, tried to make a lot of noise to
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  Speaker 2: make decisions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so the stuff I need to take with
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  Speaker 1: me out of the house. I you know, I set
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  Speaker 1: my keys, I said. Whatever else said yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it right. I'm like, where the hell are
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  Speaker 1: my keys? I couldn't find it.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Now my car will work just with my phone. So
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  Speaker 2: like that's why I didn't even realize I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: have the keys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it didn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't still make it to work.
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  Speaker 2: I could still make it to work. But I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 2: all the other keys like for everything, and they're they're gone.
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  Speaker 5: Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know because sometimes I'm more than responsible
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  Speaker 2: one believe it or not when it comes to like
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  Speaker 2: keeping track of things and my stuff, I believe and
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: so like I have, you know, the key, there is
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  Speaker 2: no other one, So to get that, I have to
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  Speaker 2: get it like re keyt or you know, it's something
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  Speaker 2: in all my steps of uh where would this have
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: been get in? Like they're probably just sitting at my desk, Nope.
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  Speaker 2: Came in the studio, Nope, not there either.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe a bag here.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it was the next day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, maybe I left him in the boards
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  Speaker 2: studio because I stopped in there right before I left.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, not in there either, My damn it.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: And then it hit me. It was the day that
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  Speaker 2: everybody was getting those flu shots. They brought people in
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: to give flu shots to the employees. So I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I went down there, I'll check in that room and
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  Speaker 2: not there. And I'm like, wait a minute. I was
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  Speaker 2: on a phone call before I went in there. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to sit there in the in the room
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  Speaker 2: with the nurses and stuff on this phone call. So
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  Speaker 2: I was in that little break room that's off to
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  Speaker 2: the side. You get all the snacks and stuff downstairs,
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  Speaker 2: and uh I had put them on one of those
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  Speaker 2: circular tables and they were still sitting there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Fold like nobody messed with them. People steal everything around here.
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  Speaker 1: Everything. You can't leave anything out, it gets stolen, Am
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  Speaker 1: I wrong?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Or misplaced rail.
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  Speaker 1: Stations are filled with thieves.
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  Speaker 3: We had a problem with the alcohol in the building
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  Speaker 3: kept on disappearance.
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  Speaker 2: Well that makes even more sense. But I'm saying the
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  Speaker 2: things that you would never think of a million years
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  Speaker 2: would get taken get taken.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody wants it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like there was there there was a salesperson, I
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: guess who. People kept swiping boxes of tissues off their
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  Speaker 2: desk and it wasn't even a thing fancy. It was
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: just that the ones from the supply closet downstairs, like,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: why is it that everybody thinks I'm the supply closet
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: for everybody else?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: They need a box of tissues, they just swipe it
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: off my desk.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Organ's like, yeah, your name's Gena.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: So what they did is they put a mark on
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the box and then they went around
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: and just start picking him up and seeing who took
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: the and they found the person.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: Oh that's good, But kudos to you for retracing your
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: steps down to the last detail.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, it takes a while, Like wake up
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: in the middle of the night thinking of that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I thought they were gone. Would you remember every single
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: place he went the day before?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: There's only so many places on heat, but I'm in
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: this building, there's only so many places I'm.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Going to go.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: And that place was so random. You have like no
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: muscle memory.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: That's why it stood out because it was dish.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: And that's a good one. And I don't want to
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: be a one upper, but I think I can one
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: up that. So I was in Iceland, you know, like
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: a month or two ago, and the very last night
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: we were there, my friend Becky and I went out
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: into the middle of nowhere to do our last night
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: of Northern lights chasing, and like we got to see it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: We got the bubble dome tense thing that you didn't.
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: But we drove out into the I mean we didn't
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: know where we were. There was cell phones didn't work.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: I mean we were in the middle of nowhere to
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: field and we were there. We captured the northern lights.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: High five each other.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: It's so cold.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: We keep jumping in and out of the car and
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: like not really paying attention whatever.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Had an amazing night. Get back to the hotel.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: The night before we leave, we're packing up and I'm
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: not really thinking.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: We get ready. The next morning, we're about to go
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: to the airport.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: I can't find my wallet anywhere, wallet, license, credit cards, cash,
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: insurance card, nothing. I turned the room upside down. I
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: thank god my passport was in a different place. But
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: turn the room upside down, turn the car upside down,
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: turn the suitcases upside down. It's gone. And I go, Becky,
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: it's gone. Like the I live in Iceland. Now, so
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: retraced our steps, couldn't think of anything, and I'm like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: I guess I left it at the Blue Lagoon or.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know, got on the plane, came home and
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: I had in my passport. Nope, I had nothing. I
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: had no money, I had nothing, And I thought, okay,
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: so I got to cancel these I got to order
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: a new driver's license, which is not easy. No, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: I just went on with my life. But I'm like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: oh god, what if somebody gets a hold of it
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: and like tries to like make copies everything. So a
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: girl calls me or gets to hold me on Instagram,
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: this little German girl, I found your.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Wallet and hello Genie, hello, I found.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: She gave it to some random police station and this
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: nice cop, this icelanded cop email or it mailed it
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: to me and look, little hand, I cannot leave.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I got.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: I know that's nowhere in Iceland.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: That is even more amazing than something at a radio station,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: not getting stolen inside everything that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Has a strap on it that you weren't wearing.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: First of all, strap I was wearing my strap on
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: because I was really excited.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Changed com Wow, that is really stiff.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: That's impressive.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And all the money inside.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: That's that's impressive.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: The Icelandic people are the best people on earth.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I actually have a wallless story too, and I want
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: to share it because I'm sure Morgan has never experienced this.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: But when I was working at a grocery store, I
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: was putting all the carts away at night and I
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: found a wallet in there. I opened it. It had
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: two thousand dollars in cash in this in this girl's information, right.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: So I went back inside it. So I found this
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: wall with five dollars. There were two dollars in there.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: There was nothing in there. So this is back in
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: the day. This is before Google and all the you know,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: before we had social media and all this stuff.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Right, And I go back into.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Our office at the grocery store and I said to
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: our accountant, I said, I found this wall. She's like, okay,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: just leave it here, and I go, no.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna trust her.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to find this person.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: So this is the part, Morgan that you've never experienced.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I called the operator. I said, yeah, I have this license,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: this is the address, this is the this is person's name,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: and the operator found the person's phone number, connected me
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: and if.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You'd like to make a call, hang up and try again.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I got ahold of lady. She she got there and
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: she was so happy.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, thank you so much.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I needed this money because I'm buying my BMW tomorrow. Okay, right,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: she was a manager.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Of a Wilson's leather Did she give you Oh my god,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: remember Wilson's Yeah, remember all the jacket.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She's like, if you ever need anything from Wilson's letter.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Did she give you a reward?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: She offered it. But again, when you you're part of
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: a union, you can't take any anything like that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: There's a throwback Wilson's Leathers. Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: It was the place right next.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: To the KB toys, right, I mean yeah, the Walden books.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Check this out. This is crazy because a couple of
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: months later that accountant got busted for stealing money the
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: right ding. Wow, yeah it was cool.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So have you lost something and you just couldn't believe
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: you got it back? Hit us up on the text
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• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, I know, it's just amazing.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: We were talking about how Gina mis misplaced, lost, lost
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: her wallet when she was in Iceland in a field,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: random and then got it back. Yep, the shipped it back. Yeah,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: found it and then yeah, shipped it back, lost and found.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Can't believe I got it back. We asked you to
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: uh text over two nine eighty seven some of those.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: During some Christmas shopping at Sears, my wife dropped her
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: one carrot.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Diamond wedding ring. We left it was at dinner.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Three hours later we realized that she had lost it
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and we retraced our steps back to the sears where
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: it was busy with people, and we found it near
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: a walkway at a.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Rack that we had been at. W that's crazy. I've
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: dropped a paper clip here in the studio where there's
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: nothing else around, Like where the like, where does it go?
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: This is magically Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I dropped a cap to like, uh, you know, my
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: my coke zero in my car the other day and
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it fell down in between like the crack
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: between the side of the seat and the center consolem hmm.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I'm digging around looking under the seat, couldn't find it
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: to the point I forget it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I gave up.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Three days later, found it on the opposite side in
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the back seat, like up against the door, Like how
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: did it go that far? Like I barely dropped it,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Like it was like I just kind of it wasn't
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: like I.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Threw it across the car.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: So it dropped my vape in the same spot. You've
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: never seen panic in somebody lose a vape between your
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: seats of the car and you can't fit your hand
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: in there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: That's when left my Nintendo switch with all my games
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: in a case on a bus in Spain while studying abroad.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Emailed the bus depot. I had to take a few
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: buses and walked a few miles to the depot and.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Got it back. That's crazy miracle. Yeah. When I got
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: it back, they said in Spanish, isn't this for children?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yes? I did leave my laptop at TSA once and
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: took off on my flight, you know, because you have
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to take it out.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think you have to do that anymore. But
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I called. They found it and my buddy went and
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: picked it up at the airport. But I thought that
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: thing was.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Gone, which they always say, don't leave things unattended, They're
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: going to destroy it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Good morning, what a show. I had a new born.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I left my wallet in the Target shopping cart out
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot. Luckily a cart attendant, menace was awesome,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: found it and returned it. I got it back, so yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: there were some good people still in the world. Yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: and kudos to the cart returners. Yes, Chris. While we
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: were camping, I lost my wedding ring in a river.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Me and all the guys.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: We grabbed snorkels from the kids and we headed into
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the river to look for it. While the women were
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: just laughing at us. Against all odds, one of my
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: buddies comes up out of the river like Frodo with
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: his ring. I told my wife, every time I look
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: at this ring, I'll think of him.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I thought my purse was stolen at the house party
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: one time. Two years later, I got a phone call
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: because they were moving out of the house and they
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: found my purse in the lining of a recliner. I
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: had made such a big scene. I was so embarrassed
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: even two years later.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: In the lining of a recliner.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: But you know, things can fall down in there.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: And because the recliner goes back, it gets buried deep
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: by kind of like where the mechanics of the yeah yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: This one says I left my wallet on a pay
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: phone and then the cops brought it back to my
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: house with the money still in it. Oh damn ucky, yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: crazy happened. I still can't believe you got that wallet back.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I believe I was impressed that my keys were still
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: at the radio station in the place where I left them,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: because there's so many thieves around here.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Ship back. There are no thieves in Iceland.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: But man, you left a wallet with everything in it,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: old and ice in a foreign country and got it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Back every penny.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah eight seven seven forty four.
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• 24:15
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