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Your towns facebook page · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Oh God, this might be one of the funniest things that I've heard in forever, but it is the best representation of the idiots that take over the town's Facebook page when someone simply asks one simple question on the town's face.
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  SPEAKER_03: I go to the town of West Elmira Facebook page.
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  SPEAKER_03: What time is uh trick or treating?
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you get do you have it?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then you get what time is trick-or-treating?
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  SPEAKER_00: Four to eight, same as it's always been.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually heard three to seven.
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  SPEAKER_00: We barely got any trick-or-treaters last year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everybody on their iPad or after Trunk or Treat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not like it was when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Alright, so you get the point.
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  SPEAKER_01: What would be for Rocky Horror Picture Show tickets?
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  SPEAKER_01: What would be the next comment?
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  SPEAKER_01: Stupid or not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Best one, we'll get you tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's start from the bottom to the top.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pony Joe, who got arrested today?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's definitely Almyra.
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  SPEAKER_03: How does that happen?
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  SPEAKER_03: What time is trick or treating?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who got arrested today?
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  SPEAKER_03: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Chris said, trick-or-treating question mark.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're on your phone all day posting stupid questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about you search?
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  SPEAKER_01: How about you use your search engine, Jackass?
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  SPEAKER_03: And still no answer given.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Next one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Turn the lights out.
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  SPEAKER_03: So great because we Allie and I laugh at this all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can post something up.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is your favorite food made with bananas?
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  SPEAKER_03: First comment.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm allergic to bananas.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't give two S's.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one from 0717.
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  SPEAKER_01: These kids today just expect everything given to them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not like when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I love this, Jay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who gave it a time?
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  SPEAKER_03: Really?
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  SPEAKER_03: We've become pathetic.
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  SPEAKER_02: These are so great.
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  SPEAKER_01: 8608.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really hope you guys are considering children who are gluten-free, peanut-free, and red dye free when you're buying candy thanks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mamas.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's always like, from your mamas.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, that's my winner.
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  SPEAKER_03: Period.
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  SPEAKER_03: The end no more.
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  SPEAKER_03: To me, that is the winner for the Rocky Horror Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh uh passes to the Clemens Center.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I that is so true.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why does that responsibility fall on me?
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  SPEAKER_03: First of all, I'm first of all, you're the parent.
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  SPEAKER_03: And yes, it's unfortunate that your kid may have restrictions that cause them not to be able to enjoy the exact same thing that a majority of kids can enjoy.
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  SPEAKER_03: But why should I take that responsibility?
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  SPEAKER_03: You're the parent, you figure it out, you go through their trick-or-treat bag and be like, okay, you can eat two things out of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ryan had the same vein.
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  SPEAKER_01: His response was, I'm allergic to chocolate and sugar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we pass out healthier options like an apple?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, let me see if there's I thought there was one more in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh oh yeah, Britney's.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be a comment to the post.
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  SPEAKER_01: It would be a whole new post asking what time trick-or-treating is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Somebody else would do it too.
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  SPEAKER_03: I personally love Mary Case.
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  SPEAKER_03: I really do, because I'm like, yeah, you know, like you're we're supposed to change the entire world for your kid that has an allergy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, that part of life sucks, but it's your job to deal with it.
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  SPEAKER_03: One kid versus the 100.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one's ever heard of the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the fewer, the one.
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  unknown: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Says Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Spy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_03: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I have an extra pair, I'll also give the other one to Ryan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Healthier options.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's give it an apple a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me, yeah, let me take a look at that one really quick.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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• 3:42
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  SPEAKER_03: There was one night where it was like down to 29.
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  SPEAKER_03: 29, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it has that smell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I don't like this sound.
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  SPEAKER_01: The DOJ is demanding Washington state election officials set aside over 400 ballots.
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  SPEAKER_01: It claims belongs to non-citizen voters.
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  SPEAKER_01: Federal prosecutors called the list only the tip of the iceberg.
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  SPEAKER_01: The Secretary of State said the timing was intended to cast unfounded suspicion on the results.
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  SPEAKER_01: Non-citizen voting remains exceedingly rare.
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  SPEAKER_01: And President Trump announced a$1 million reward for reporting voter fraud, leading lots of voting stories this morning, um, leading to arrest and convictions, just eight days before the November 3rd midterm election.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the House Judiciary Committee Democrats released a 53-page report Monday linking President Trump to Jeffrey Epstein's abuse network, calling for a special counsel investigation.
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