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Nicole Kidman Files, Kim K Sues Ray J, Comedians and Me! · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. So much to get into. Let's start. Breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner are said to
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  Speaker 2: be suing for defamation Ray J. Ray J participated in
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  Speaker 2: the TMZ doc about P. Diddy and there is a
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  Speaker 2: clip of him saying, well, if you told me it
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  Speaker 2: was the Kardashians that were being investigated for racketeering, I'd
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  Speaker 2: believe it. But according to him, he doesn't believe it
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  Speaker 2: about P. Diddy, who is going to be sentenced, I think,
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  Speaker 2: in two days from now. Then he went on to,
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  Speaker 2: in another video, say, I'm working with the feds on
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  Speaker 2: a case or FBI about the Kardashians and them being
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  Speaker 2: sex traffickers. Well, they said, that's it. We are not
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  Speaker 2: going to just take this anymore, Ray J., And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: there's a long history with Ray J. Ray J was
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  Speaker 2: the co-star in the infamous sex tape that made Kim
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  Speaker 2: Kardashian a known name. And then, of course, that's when
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  Speaker 2: the series began and everything went on with their success.
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  Speaker 2: That was many, many years ago. I think we're coming
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  Speaker 2: on almost 20 years ago, if we haven't hit it yet. So...
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  Speaker 2: They've had it. They were a couple for a long time,
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  Speaker 2: she and Ray J. She was very good friends with Brandy.
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  Speaker 2: Even after they broke up, one of the first times
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  Speaker 2: that I went to their house and hung out, Brandy
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  Speaker 2: was there with her daughter and Kim was acting like
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  Speaker 2: a little, you know, auntie. So no love is left.
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  Speaker 2: There was also that weird scene with when she's in
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  Speaker 2: one of the episodes where Chris was freaking out that
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  Speaker 2: Ray J had like a second sex tape footage that
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  Speaker 2: he was going to put out. And luckily Kanye saved
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  Speaker 2: the day and met with him and got it. And
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  Speaker 2: then Ray J said that never happened and it wasn't true.
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  Speaker 2: And was that just for TV or the TV show?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Kanye's going off with his weird documentary where
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  Speaker 2: he's just screaming at everybody and you see him screaming
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  Speaker 2: at Kris Jenner. You see him screaming at Kim. She's
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  Speaker 2: like a shell of herself when she's around him. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: why would he ever want this documentary out there. It's
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  Speaker 2: all a crazy, crazy situation right now. The world is insane, clearly,
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  Speaker 2: but they are not going to just let him spew
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  Speaker 2: off this stuff without putting up a fight. Probably my
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  Speaker 2: prediction is this won't go to the lengths of actual
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  Speaker 2: defamation lawsuit. He will probably retract it, take it down
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  Speaker 2: and shut up, but maybe not. Maybe he'll want to
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  Speaker 2: get into it. You've probably heard the news by now
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  Speaker 2: that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated after 19
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  Speaker 2: years of marriage. They have two daughters. And it always
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  Speaker 2: seems like people that are younger give their opinion about it.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, why? Why bother? Like, you're already so old.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you bother to get divorced? Well, people live
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  Speaker 2: till they're 100. And you have all the money in
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  Speaker 2: the world. And people do get divorced once their kids
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  Speaker 2: are of a certain age and out of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Because they realize, wow, it's just going to be the
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  Speaker 2: two of us. And I just don't feel the love
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  Speaker 2: for you anymore. And I don't want to deal with it.
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  Speaker 2: She's an actress. She's had many, many sexy scenes with
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  Speaker 2: other co-stars in Baby Girl, which was a very odd movie.
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  Speaker 2: If you've not seen it, I think that for your
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop homework, you just need to see how weird
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  Speaker 2: it was. Where she was the executive and then she
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  Speaker 2: was being like basically sexually harassed by like a little
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  Speaker 2: stupid intern. And I kept waiting for some like juicy
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  Speaker 2: grift to happen where this was like all planned to
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  Speaker 2: take down this rich woman. And it wasn't. It was just,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I just gave it away. Who cares? It's
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  Speaker 2: been out for a year. Anyway, there were some real
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  Speaker 2: sexual scenes where she said I had, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: fake so many orgasms or I had so many orgasms
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  Speaker 2: during that filming. I think she said it was, you know, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't think that really helps like your husband's
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  Speaker 2: ego at home. But the rumors going around is that
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  Speaker 2: he actually has a significant other who is a woman,
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  Speaker 2: because there's always been rumors that he may not be
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  Speaker 2: into women, that he does have another woman that he filed, no,
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  Speaker 2: that she filed, but that he doesn't want it. I
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  Speaker 2: might be getting some of the details wrong, but they
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  Speaker 2: are officially separated. That is in the news. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know who initiated the separation. But the rumors are that
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  Speaker 2: he might have someone else. And because of that, she
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  Speaker 2: just couldn't take it anymore. When you're this wealthy and
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  Speaker 2: you're this successful, you spend a lot of time apart.
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  Speaker 2: And that starts to become, in my opinion, just a
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  Speaker 2: way of life until one person finally goes, what the
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  Speaker 2: hell are we doing here? Like, I'm not feeling it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not willing to work on it. You're not willing
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  Speaker 2: to give up a film or you're not willing to
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  Speaker 2: give up a tour. And we're here. Our kids are grown.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just move the fuck along and be with people
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  Speaker 2: that are like excited to see us. I mean, can
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  Speaker 2: you blame someone? Like you could have someone just being like,
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, I have you. I love you so much.
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  Speaker 2: You're the greatest. Or you could have your husband that's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, getting highlights in his hair and dragging you
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  Speaker 2: to a country concert that you're just like not into.
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  Speaker 2: And then having, and you have to be there with
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  Speaker 2: your frozen face literally and smiling about it. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: not shocked. I'm not, oh, they're life goals. They're not.
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  Speaker 2: They're just celebrities, just like the people down the street
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  Speaker 2: that might get divorced after 19 years too. It's the
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  Speaker 2: same thing. Get over it, people. Meanwhile, J-Lo has been
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  Speaker 2: doing some interviews and she said, it was the best
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  Speaker 2: thing that ever happened to me because it changed me.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't change me. It helped me grow in a
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  Speaker 2: way that I needed to grow, become more self-aware. And
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  Speaker 2: so she's now saying, that actually marrying, but more importantly,
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  Speaker 2: divorcing Ben Affleck is the best thing for her as
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  Speaker 2: someone who's probably grown. And I think, I believe her,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she's probably like at this point, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to go and be this lovesick thing anymore. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to fall for, you know, guys that love
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  Speaker 2: Balmy because he did come around and love Balmer, made
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  Speaker 2: her go through this whole big wedding thing again. And
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  Speaker 2: then he was just like, oh, you're annoying. And the
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  Speaker 2: whole world was like, of course you are. You're J-Lo.
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  Speaker 2: He would rather have Dunkin' Donuts and smoke by himself
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  Speaker 2: and hang out with his ex-wife, Jennifer Garner, than you,
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  Speaker 2: you gorgeous, perfect thing. So she's just like, yeah, screw it.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck that. So now she's like, good. I'm glad it's over.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to move on. She also did an interview
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  Speaker 2: where she said the kind of singing that she's always
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  Speaker 2: loved doing was like musical theater. And she loved going
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  Speaker 2: to musicals and whatnot. And she sings a little, I
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  Speaker 2: want to go there in her interview. And people are like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: get over yourself, JLo. Well, she's doing Kiss of the
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  Speaker 2: Spider Woman that has gotten great reviews. It looks to
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  Speaker 2: be a beautifully shot film. that she is doing. And
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  Speaker 2: that is the story. It's a famous story. It's been done.
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  Speaker 2: This is a remake of it. It's a musical and
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  Speaker 2: it's about two men in prison. And in order to
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  Speaker 2: get through that time together, one tells the story of
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  Speaker 2: like this beautiful musical that he saw. And so then
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  Speaker 2: it's flashback and it's her, she is the lead in it.
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  Speaker 2: And so, I mean, she is a great performer. She's
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  Speaker 2: great to look at. We'll see what happens. But when
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  Speaker 2: I think about what she went through with Ben and
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  Speaker 2: doing those awful documentaries, This Is Me, and then the
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  Speaker 2: other one that was like a musical about her songs
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  Speaker 2: where she's dancing around with a stick or an umbrella
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, and Jane Fonda's in it, all of that,
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  Speaker 2: and then talking about what her favorite thing to buy
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  Speaker 2: at the bodega was, all of that was just unfortunate
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  Speaker 2: for her and her brand. And now she's just like,
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  Speaker 2: let me just do my art. Let me just sing
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  Speaker 2: and dance the way I want, act, and goodbye Ben Affleck. Okay. Also,
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  Speaker 2: Dave Grohl and his wife, remember that was a big
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  Speaker 2: scandal about a year ago, that they were another couple.
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  Speaker 2: He was the nicest rock and rolling dad in Studio City,
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  Speaker 2: nicest guy in the world, with his face, you know, making,
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  Speaker 2: probably participating in the chili cook-off at one of his
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  Speaker 2: three daughter's schools or whatever, had a pretty wife. was
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  Speaker 2: overly flirty with a girl that was a writer's assistant
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  Speaker 2: on our show, which I always thought was highly suspect. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: nicest guy in the world got another woman pregnant, not
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  Speaker 2: his wife, and had a child. And he said, I
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  Speaker 2: want to make this work. And we were all like,
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  Speaker 2: what's going to happen? Well, they're still together. He and
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  Speaker 2: the wife have 20 something years. And he was just,
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  Speaker 2: he and his wife were just awarded something by our
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  Speaker 2: LA mayor for their charity work. So I'll never feel
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  Speaker 2: the same about him. But I never was a fan
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  Speaker 2: because I always thought it was creepy how he acted
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  Speaker 2: like he was the nicest rock and roll dad in
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  Speaker 2: the world. So not surprised by that one. But you
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  Speaker 2: know what? Maybe she doesn't care. Maybe she's like, maybe
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  Speaker 2: she's like, you know what? Uh, I'd love to just
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  Speaker 2: hang out with your little baby. Like my kids are grown. Fine.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do, you can co-parent. Let me be there. Let
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  Speaker 2: me just hang out with the baby. I don't really care.
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  Speaker 2: who knows how she's getting through it. But he does
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  Speaker 2: accept that this is his child and he's doing the
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  Speaker 2: right thing. So we'll give him that. Brittany, our girl
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  Speaker 2: Brittany from the Vanderpump Rules and the Valley. She went
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  Speaker 2: on special forces. And to remind you guys, Brittany is
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  Speaker 2: married to Jax, one of the most... I can say
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  Speaker 2: polarizing male reality stars there are. He's been on reality
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  Speaker 2: TV for almost 20 years. He is not coming back
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  Speaker 2: to the Valley. She is. They share a four-year-old son together.
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  Speaker 2: And really in the last season of the Valley, we
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  Speaker 2: saw them break up and she revealed how awful he
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  Speaker 2: spoke to her when they were together and body shaming
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  Speaker 2: her and being very verbally abusive. So She goes to
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  Speaker 2: do Special Forces. This is one of those shows that
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  Speaker 2: I have said Dr. Drew was on it. Unfortunately, when Dr.
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  Speaker 2: Drew was on it, he got terribly sick the first day.
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  Speaker 2: They were in Jordan and he had to be like
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  Speaker 2: rushed to the hospital. So he couldn't continue on. It
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  Speaker 2: is my understanding that everybody gets the same chunk of money,
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  Speaker 2: which I've heard different things from 100,000 that it's 100,000.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's called favored nations. Everyone gets a hundred thousand,
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  Speaker 2: no matter if you leave the first day or the
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  Speaker 2: second to the last day. And then I'm guessing you
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  Speaker 2: would get a big chunk of extra money if you
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  Speaker 2: make it to the end. I need to find out
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  Speaker 2: because I think that makes a big difference. So they
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  Speaker 2: start there. It's like they're in the special forces is
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  Speaker 2: what they call, I believe like Navy SEALs, but in Britain.
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  Speaker 2: So the guys are, you know, mean and yelling, but
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  Speaker 2: with English accents, which doesn't make it any more fun
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  Speaker 2: to be yelled at by a man. It's actually pretty
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  Speaker 2: disturbing to see a guy like get into Teresa Giudice's
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  Speaker 2: face or Brittany's and just scream at her. I know
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  Speaker 2: that's how they do it in the army. I just
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  Speaker 2: think in 2025, it's just, it's just kind of weird
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  Speaker 2: to watch, but it's obviously, it's very physical more than anything.
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  Speaker 2: They try to make it that it's mental too, but it's,
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  Speaker 2: if you are not physically fit, if you are not athletic,
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  Speaker 2: if you are older than most of the people, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be harder to do all of these challenges
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  Speaker 2: of like walking up a hill and carrying things. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, then there's scary stuff where it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to jump out of this helicopter, but you're,
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  Speaker 2: you're scaling down a rope. Can you do it? And that's, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's so scary. That's, and Brittany was the last to
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  Speaker 2: do that. And she's almost like crying and And she's
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  Speaker 2: said in interviews since, I'm very scared of hats. I
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  Speaker 2: never liked hats. Like if I come out on a balcony,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, my back is up against the wall. Like
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. And then of course,
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  Speaker 2: some fan of Vanderpump. So I don't know who put
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  Speaker 2: this together, put together all the times that she's been
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  Speaker 2: on Vanderpump rules, walking out into a balcony and be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm king of the world. I'm getting married. Hi y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Look at us. We're up here. And so they're like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't really think you're scared of heights. whatever. Then
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  Speaker 2: other people said that can change after you give birth.
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  Speaker 2: And there is a weird thing that happens. And I didn't,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's postpartum or what, but where,
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  Speaker 2: when like after I had Drake, I would have like
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  Speaker 2: these weird visions. Like, what if I just went on
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  Speaker 2: the balcony and threw him off? Like, and then I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, I don't even want to hold him on
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  Speaker 2: the balcony because it's such a weird feeling. So I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if now you can develop like fear of
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  Speaker 2: heights later in life, I guess. But then they show her,
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  Speaker 2: then they show her after the baby, let's go on
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  Speaker 2: the highest roller coaster, y'all. So who knows who cares? Look,
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  Speaker 2: it's embarrassing because she decided to leave after going up,
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  Speaker 2: walking up a hill. She just said, I'm done. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: you're quitting. And she said, yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done. And you know, what kills me is that
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  Speaker 2: Jack said, you're not going to last one day. And
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  Speaker 2: I did not last one day. And then other people
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  Speaker 2: were like, well, she just took her a hundred thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars and went. And I'm like, that would be so
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  Speaker 2: fucking tempting. Can we just talk about that? Like you're
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  Speaker 2: getting a hundred thousand, whether you stay 12 days or
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  Speaker 2: one and people are screaming at you. And then they
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  Speaker 2: say to Teresa Giudice, Your job is to clean the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm, you know, respecting Teresa in this thing. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: Teresa is going to do great. She's got her daughter
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  Speaker 2: Gia there. But Teresa, you know, has raised four kids,
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  Speaker 2: went to prison, has been with two men, two husbands
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  Speaker 2: that she caters to. Um, even though she's like seen
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  Speaker 2: as a princess, I don't really think she is. I
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  Speaker 2: think she's like a Gen X mom that has done everything.
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  Speaker 2: And her thing is she has to like clean the
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  Speaker 2: shitty toilet. And so she's just like, Hey everybody. Um,
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  Speaker 2: if you, if you go number two, let me know
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  Speaker 2: right away. So I, I'd rather like clean up a
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  Speaker 2: solid log before, before it disintegrates. I'm like, and then
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  Speaker 2: the other guy, Jesse Smollett's like, if they ask me,
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  Speaker 2: he's the one that lied about, um, you know, being
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  Speaker 2: condemned in Chicago. He's like, if they asked me to
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  Speaker 2: clean the toilets, I'm out. So, uh, I'm rooting for Teresa.
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  Speaker 2: I hope she gets her extra two 50 or whatever
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  Speaker 2: she walks away with if she wins, because she gleefully
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  Speaker 2: took on the toilet shit cleaning job. And I'm like, wow, I,
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  Speaker 2: I guess you maybe have some debts to pay or
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  Speaker 2: something and you need that money, but good for her. No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think this is the show for me. I'd
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  Speaker 2: much prefer traitors or, you know, Hollywood game shows or
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  Speaker 2: Masked Singer or even Dancing with the Stars, which physically
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  Speaker 2: is a lot, but that I think I could do.
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  Speaker 2: So who cares, Brittany? Take that money and relax. Okay,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: also speaking of the... Trauma in the Valley Vanderpump World.
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  Speaker 2: It is now very clear. Sheena and Lala, whose daughters
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  Speaker 2: are Summer Moon and Ocean, they're months apart and best
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  Speaker 2: little girlies, okay? They live next to, very close to
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  Speaker 2: each other in the valley, but they also physically live
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  Speaker 2: next door to each other in their vacation homes in
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  Speaker 2: Palm Springs. And they just really have not been talking
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  Speaker 2: except when they talk about each other on their podcasts,
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  Speaker 2: which is what I've always said is the world we
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  Speaker 2: live in now. I heard what you said about me
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  Speaker 2: on your podcast versus I heard what you said about
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  Speaker 2: me at that luncheon last week. What the fuck, girl? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's on the podcast or it's on the reality show
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  Speaker 2: or it's in the confessional or whatever. That's the world
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  Speaker 2: we live in. So Sheena brought it up first and said, Lala,
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  Speaker 2: in her opinion, and I'm paraphrasing, didn't really post about the...
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: care package that she got. I got one too. So
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: it was the book, which I think I had already
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  Speaker 2: gotten one because I was going to interview her and
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to like read it before I interviewed her.
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  Speaker 2: And there were a few other fun things that came
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  Speaker 2: in there and I got it and I put on stories, look,
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  Speaker 2: I got this. And I guess maybe Lala being a
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  Speaker 2: mom and her two kids didn't do that. And instead
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  Speaker 2: of thinking, okay, Oh, she probably, you know, instead of
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  Speaker 2: Sheena being like, whatever, or maybe Lala realized she had
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  Speaker 2: already posted once about it. So I'm not going to,
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  Speaker 2: it kind of just stuck in her head and she
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  Speaker 2: mentioned it publicly, like in an interview or in a podcast,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't post it. Well, then Lala finally spoke about
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  Speaker 2: it and was like, I don't know what you want
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: from me. It never seems to be enough. I posted
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: when you did this, and I posted about this on
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the book. So she went back into her archives and
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: saw that she, in fact, did post about the book.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Other people are speculating, did Lala not post about it
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: enough because Sheena made the New York Times bestseller list
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: and Lala didn't? In hearing Lala speak about it, I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: don't really think that's true. I think that there is just...
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a pettiness and a miscommunication. And I think there's a
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: lot to be a little weird and petty about, you know,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: you guys are raising your daughters and you have this
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: strong friendship. However, Sheena is the reason that Vanderpump started
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: and Vanderpump has now ended for Sheena. The valley in
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: which she lives, where her friend that she met at
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: a pool party, Janet, is the star of, We all
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: thought Sheena would be back on the Valley. She, according
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: to all the reports, is not filming the Valley this year,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: but Lala is. So I think it's really hard to
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: be super mature about it when it's a job and
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: your really good friend is doing a similar thing. And
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: one did make the New York Times bestseller list. The
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: other one did it a couple of years ago and
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't care. But now this one is making a new
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: paycheck on a top reality show while this one is saying,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm not either. And then we just
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: each talk about each other on the podcast. And then
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Heather recaps it on Juicy Scoop. Maybe it's a win-win
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: for all of us. I don't know. But my advice
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: would be to someone just pick up the phone. and go,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: let's talk. Or let's not and hope that this leads
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: to us continuing doing what we're doing, but to the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: point where we don't hurt each other. I don't know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of best buddies that aren't best buddies anymore. According
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: to DJ Hungry Human, a great girl that I follow
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: on TikTok, she's from Boston and she was following the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: whole Karen Reid thing. Karen Reid and Turtle Boy are
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: no longer, as my dad would say, asshole buddies. So
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: in the Karen Reid murder trial, This guy, Turtle Boy,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: has a huge YouTube and he's a Boston native. And
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: he really is the one that cracked open all the
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: inconsistencies and got everybody questioning about this case to the
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: point that I believe she is free today. I think
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: without him, people would not have been aware of what
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: was happening. So anyway, they are no longer friends. much
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: like Sheena and Lala, Turtle Boy, according to what I'm surmising,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: maybe feels like Karen hasn't thanked him enough. Maybe she
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: hasn't done enough one-on-one type interviews with him. Maybe she's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: doing those interviews with other people. And is he going
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to be part of the documentary, the next movie? Where's
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: his bag? Did he really just do all of this
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: for the goodness of his heart? Then someone would argue, well,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: no one knew who you were, Turtle Boy, before you
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: cracked open the Karen Reid case. So didn't we both win?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. Lala, Sheena, Karen, and Turtle Boy. Aren't
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: we all just winning? Is it okay? Or did somebody
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: not do enough for the other? Or did we all
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: get a lot out of these now possibly defunct friendships?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You tell me. Um, also this, I love this came from, um,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval posted, he's like hanging shirtless after one of
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: his karaoke band shows. And, you know, he's got a
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: banging body and he posted, I was just, so the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: photos him hanging, I was told that if I didn't
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: take this video down, I would be broken up with
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: because some girl touched my butt and was called a
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: narcissist for it. That's why it was deleted earlier. So
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: he has this girlfriend named Victoria and clearly he posted
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: this photo. She had a freak out because in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: photo or something, maybe she was there. She saw a
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: girl touch his butt and he finally was like, fine,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I'll delete it. And then he posted why he deleted
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: it because he was like, I'm not a narcissist. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: just did a show and some girl touched my butt. Like, God, Victoria, God,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: where did you get it? So then Victoria wrote, it's
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: so empowering to say this isn't serving me and walk
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: away in peace. And then, oh shit, I don't know
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: who put the whole thing together, but someone then wrote,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: y'all will never know how much drama we are missing
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: by not seeing these two crazy kids on the valley.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I agree. I agree. If we would have asked Tom
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Sandoval to come back to the valley and We could
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: have seen these shows happen. We could have seen him
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: go on American Idol and not be asked back. We
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: could have seen him now dealing with a very jealous girlfriend.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: When he had Ariana, she wasn't jealous at all. Hence
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: why he was able to fuck her best friend for
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: seven months and have her not care. She was just like,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I'm just happy to have the bed by myself and
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: watch Love Island. I mean, so.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And who knows how much longer these concerts will
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: go on, but I'm guessing they are already back together.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: One reward.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Endless choice. Skip the hassle. Reward the easy way.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I have a work dad. I need a home dad.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: What happens next?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. Let's talk about Real Housewives of OC. So in
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the last episode, guess where I'm not seeing a ton
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: of conversation online anymore about? Katie. Because let me tell
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: you something. I've been doing this pop culture world a
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: long time and social media has really ruled it for
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: strongly in the last five years. And I will say,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: You all forget about shit real quick. Okay. You're ready
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: to take to the streets with picket signs up and
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: down Newport and, uh, near PCH. You're ready to, to
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: burst into the three-story restoration hardware restaurant that everyone goes
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: to and scream for justice for Katie. And now two
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: episodes without her. We're like, who, what? Okay.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Move the fuck along, everybody. Anyway, the war between
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Tamara and Gretchen goes on. They go to do some,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: you know, a classic, let's try to do self-defense. And
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Shannon is getting kooky again. I don't know what I'm doing.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: You know, so let's see her look awkward and weird
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: as she does it. And then Gretchen with her perfect
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: body shows up with a great added long tail. Like
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: it kind of got Halloween costume. She liked Laura Croft
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Tomb Raider and it's her, her thing to do it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: They do a fake, um, another fake scene, which is
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: becoming a real, like basically housewives is becoming like girls
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: behaving badly of, you know, 2006 and like pranks are
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: happening now. And so, They drive up and they're like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: hey girls, we're going to drive up. And the window is,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: you know, rolled down. And a scary guy comes in
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: and he's like, give me your money. And they're like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: and they're screaming to the female driver of the SUV.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just roll up the window? Or the
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: minute you see the guy, you're going to try to
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: roll up the window. They didn't roll up the window.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Oh God, whatever. So it was all a joke. And
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like that, but that was Gretchen's idea to
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: say you should be physically fit to be able to
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: fight off creeps that come up to you in parking
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: lots in Newport. So they go in and after that,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: the shit goes down where Tamara says, so I heard that,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you know, you were once again talking some shit about me, Gretchen,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: and they get into it and Gretchen goes, Oh, you don't,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: all the shit I could be saying that I didn't say,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: you don't want to know. And then Gretchen's like, what
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: are you talking about? All you do is talk shit
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: about me for 12 years. And you had your vagina
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: out all over the internet with a vibrator. And it's like,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and then Heather's just like eating a sandwich and it's
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: just like, Oh God, good. How quickly can I leave
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the shoot and get the bike off my back and
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: drive back to my, you know, penthouse in the sky
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: in a century city. So then So basically the fight
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: goes on. She's like, how dare you bring up this
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: thing that I did in a recording studio. She is
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: vehemently denying that she ever did anything sexual with this
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: former boy band member whose name they bleep out, but
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: you can find out who it is if you two
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: seconds on the internet. And he is with a woman
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: he's been with a long time and they are friends
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: with Tamara. So they're like, I didn't believe it then.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it now. And I don't care. And
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Gretchen's like, well, I'm just saying it's like out there and,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: you know, it exists. So just like the two, between them,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: whose side are you on? What is happening? That's it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: There was a lot with their daughters. There was a
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: scene with Jen and her daughter that was kind of
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: sweet and interesting how the daughter's like, I want you
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: to be happy, but it's really weird that you're getting married.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: And kind of talking about the upcoming nuptials and the
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: way Jen described wanting to be married again. was kind
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: of beautiful and I think very relatable to women her age.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: We also saw Tamara's daughter pursue going into a music
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: school in LA. So we'll see if that happens. And
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I really can't remember what else happened Wasn't that memorable,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I guess. Anyway. Oh, someone said Archie should be a housewife.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: And what would, if Archie's like the, that's Shannon's dog.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And it was, what should Archie's tagline be? And so
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I thought of it. Okay. This is, here it goes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I'm actually a real bitch, but all you'll hear me
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: do is bark. Get it? I think that's pretty good.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this fight that has been going on for 17
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: years between Gretchen and Tamara reminded me of this site
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: that I follow called Dirty Historian on Instagram. And it's
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: about the rivalry between Betty Davis and Joan Crawford. And
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: it went on you know, there was a series on
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: FX about it, but just reading the little synopsis on
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: here of just what they put each other through. And
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: while they were filming Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Joan
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Crawford wrote the director and said, what are you going
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: to do about Betty Davis's B.O.? Her body odor is
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: so distracting. I don't know if I can continue to
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: do these scenes. And then she played a cripple person,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Joan Crawford, and Bette Davis had to like drag her around.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: And supposedly on those days, she would put like weights
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: in her clothes and mess up the scenes so that
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Bette had to keep dragging her around. So it would
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: be heavier and harder. And I'm like, this is what
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: this is, except it's on reality TV and it's taking
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: place by the sea in the OC. Also Cardi B
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: and Nicki Minaj. they go at each other in the
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: hip hop world. Like they're, they're writing mean things on
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: tweets to each other where Cardi B is like, why
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: are you going after me, Nikki? Like I was, I
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: was just a mere child when you started your career.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Why don't you, you shouldn't be comparing yourself to me.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You should be comparing yourself to people that's your age.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: That's been doing it as long as you. And why
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: is your, you know, why was your husband involved in
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: hanging out with younger people. There's a whole story there
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to say about Nicki Minaj's husband
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: that is very disturbing. And so she was bringing that
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: up and Nicki was saying nasty stuff to her. I
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: don't know, but Cardi B is going to win this one. Okay.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Let's get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Lisa Barlow.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I had a beautiful luncheon and you know what I
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: did before? I I went to Michael's and I got
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: some easels and I got some boards that Baby Gorgeous
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: used for his last science project. And I printed out
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: some things to just prove that all my lawsuits are
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: just that. They're just lawsuits. Okay. I didn't do anything criminal.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not a bad person. I have a life that's
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: especially exceptional, better than these women's. Clearly, I'm very important
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: to God and I love myself and I'm not going
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: to be apologetic about it one more moment. I was
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: doing things while you guys were camping. I was hanging
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: out with Ben Affleck and Andrew Kendrick and another movie star.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I guess she's at these premieres because Vida is the
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: alcohol that I'm assuming she's giving for free for the
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: sponsorship and to be seen. She was also setting up
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: a event in with Steve. You know, Steve Carell is
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: going to sit right here in this booth, make sure
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: that he has his food on time and that people
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: aren't walking up to him constantly. So I think she... yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it's just, that is part of her job is to
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: host these events and they are Hollywood related events because
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: she too is a famous Hollywood person just on a
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: reality show and has Vita tequila. Okay. So She has
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: all these lawsuits and she invites them over for this
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: luncheon and she has it all displayed. And people are like,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: enough with like these, you know, we saw Gertie do
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: it with an iPad and with an iPhone and a
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: screen reader. in which she shared the text messages between
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: she and Julia on Real Housewives of Miami about how
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: she was invited to go on the cruise and then
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Julia did not invite her to dinner and proving her
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: case that I, Gertie, am not a bad person. I'm
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: just a great friend and she's the shitty friend and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: she blew me off and screwed me over. We also
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: saw that Kenya did it on Real Housewives of Atlanta
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: when she was like, come to the opening of my
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: hair spa. And I, but before we do that, I'm
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: going to show you that this other girl that I
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: don't like is a horrible person and did some pornographic
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: stuff back in the day. And here's the photos of her.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And let me show you just so you know, I'm
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: a good person and she's an awful person. Now we
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: have Lisa Barlow go, here are all the lawsuits we
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: went through. We printed it out. This one was dismissed
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: and this one was dismissed. And people are like, well,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: just because you said it was dismissed, it doesn't really matter.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: This is the deal, people. She's like, holy shit, they're
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: coming after me and they're coming after me hard and
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: they're not getting the facts right. And here I have
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: one opportunity to tell all of the Bravo world in
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: an episode, my side of the story. That's why Gertie
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: did it. That's why Kenya did it. That's why Lisa
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Barlow did it. And being sued does not mean that
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: you are necessarily in the wrong. It's true. Anyone can
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: sue you. You need to defend yourself. There is always
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: more to it. And people always decide in public opinion,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: like the minute the person is being seen arrested, they're guilty.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: They're the bad person. You file the lawsuit first. Oh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: there must be some validity to it. Sometimes there isn't.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Sometimes there isn't. Sometimes it's a money grab. Sometimes it
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: can be dismissed. Sometimes it's not valid. So that's what she...
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: wanted to display. Then it gets into Whitney Rose, who
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: is like, I know my business did suck. We are broke.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: It didn't work out. Why are you saying this, Lisa Barlow?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Why do you care? What does it matter? Justin and
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I have spent all of our money. We have nothing
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: to show it. Show for it. But no, you keep
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: bringing it up. Well, I'm just saying if people on
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: TikTok are saying that you're like running an MLM and
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: you didn't do a And you owe them money. That's
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: just TikTok people. Well, you know, essentially Lisa Barlow could
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: just be the same thing. It's just someone, instead of
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: going on TikTok, they filed a lawsuit with an attorney
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: or maybe not. You can also file lawsuits by yourself.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: But what gets into it is one of these particular
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: lawsuits of Lisa Barlow involves a man that was paying
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: her credit card. And then her friend, who I don't
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: know if she's trying to get on the show or not,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: is like, well, they have a business together. So it's
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: not unheard of to have a business credit card together.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh my God, I did not sleep
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: with anyone for jazz tickets. And I did not sleep
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: with anyone to pay off my Amex. I can afford
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a lot of things. So that's, it was a lot
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: of screaming. A lot of people couldn't take the screaming. Meanwhile, Bronwyn,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: her life is pretty depressing right now. She has a
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: father who has Alzheimer's. She has a mother who moved
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: in with her along with, now she's got her daughter
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: staying there with the daughter's boyfriend. And Todd is like, okay.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I just want to, I want to
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: thank you, Todd. I want to thank you for doing
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: everything that you did for me, because right now it's
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: not easy with Lisa. And the reason Lisa and Ron
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: would hate each other. is they always say instead of
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: the reunion, they say in New York. And instead of
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: being on the show or the cast, they say this
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: friend group, just to not like break the fourth wall.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: And she was presented with a $ 4 million necklace on
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: a vacation by Todd. And then went on a podcast
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: and said they did, in fact, she did not deny
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that they don't have it. He said, oh, you bought
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: a $ 5 million necklace. She didn't clarify that it was for,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: and she didn't clarify, like, actually, we didn't go through
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: with the sale. Well, Lisa Barlow went after her because
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I believe Lisa Barlow brought her on the show. They
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: used to be friends, and she... wasn't having it. And
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: she was like, I talked to Emma, the jeweler. You
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: never bought the necklace. You never bought the earrings. You
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: never bought the bracelet. You, you know, and she's like, really, really?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Okay. Lisa, that's the way you're going to be. We're
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: going to talk about your lawsuits. That's what we're going
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: to do. We're going to talk about your lawsuits. Now
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: there's Bronwyn has something in her past that is about
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: it's sealed and it's, it's fraud and it's, something with checks.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. A former ex-husband is coming out
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: of the work, woodwork. It is so much stuff about
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: dragging people's past and their life. I just, I can't
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: imagine the anxiety that all these women are walking around
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: with and how like It's pretty entertaining for us to watch,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: but wow, like this is tough. And so Todd's sitting
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: there and he's like, I'll have an iced tea. And,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: you know, she's like, look, we're having an Italian dinner.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I'm wearing Dolce & Gabbana and you're having an iced tea.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: And so then later on, the mother, whose now husband
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: is suffering with Alzheimer's, she's like, well, it's a good
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: thing that you have Todd. That's why you have money
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: is because you have Todd, but you have to also
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: realize it's good that you're seeing me go through this
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: with your father because this will be you in a
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: few years. And she's like, mom, because she's dating a
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: much older guy that according to Lisa Barlow has gout.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: So that's where we are with everything. Not a lot
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: happening with Meredith and Heather Gay, but let's get through.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I want to go through their taglines because I actually
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: think They're pretty good for Lisa Barlow's. It's I don't
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: go low. I go the distance. Great classic line from
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: last season when she's again, someone's accusing me of something
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't do. I want a full cyber investigation and
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: we're going to go the distance on this one. So
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Mary, who is the former church leader said,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just here to eat, drink and be Mary because
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: her name's Mary. probably the least exciting of them all,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: but at least she's not bringing up her sons, you know,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: in and out of rehab. That wouldn't be fun for
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: a tagline. Um, Angie, whose whole life is being Greek.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm Greek and the rest are just a tragedy. Kind
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: of good. I think the shorter, the better. So I
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: think that's pretty good. Bronwyn, if my closet had skeletons,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: at least they'd be well-dressed. Um, pretty good. She wears
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: these crazy outfits, spends a lot of money on clothes,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: but I have to say her interior design is shocking.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Now it's bright, it's colored. She has, she had two
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: colored back couches back to back. It was a very
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: odd layout in the living room and just not my
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: style at all, but maybe fun for someone else. And
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: then Meredith is, while you drop lies, I'm dropping the beat.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Because she's a DJ. She's a DJ now. Even though
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: last year she was very upset because she has a
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: hearing disability and she didn't like that. I can't remember.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Someone made fun of her hearing. But it's good to
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: know that that doesn't affect you as a 55-year-old DJ.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: And I say, go make your money, girl. Go get it. Okay.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: They also said, according to Reality Blurb, that Meredith Marks
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: gives a tour of her 70,000 per month home rental. Meredith,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: my love, what the fuck are you doing? These shows
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: do not pay enough. The money from your caviar and
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: your DJ gigs do not pay enough to waste $ 70, 000
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: a month on rent. For what? Who are you proving
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: this to? You know who's smart? Gina of the OC.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: She's like, give me my Lee Press on nails and
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: my Timu jacket and let me go dance around with
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: a smile on my face and not be in debt
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and actually own a property. I'm so sick of people
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: saying like, we come here for a luxury. No, you
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: come there for entertaining shows. And you know who makes
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: it entertaining? The producers and the women show up and
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: be authentic. Whether they're really rich or they're not, What's
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: worse is the fake rich. And it's worse, honestly, it's
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: more stressful for us to see you waste money when
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: we've been watching these shows for 20 years and we
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: know what happens when you're spending more than you should
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: to appear to look rich, when you're making, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: maybe $ 100, 000 a year on this show and you're spending $ 1, 000
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: a day on glam and $ 70, 000 a month on rent.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: What the hell are you thinking? Watch a makeup tutorial
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: and get a smaller place. Okay. Oh, I forgot Whitney's
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: is here. Whitney Rose's is here. Roses are redheads, violets
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: are blue. Don't come for me or I'll come for you.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: That is awful, Whitney. That is so unoriginal and so
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: lame and you're already back being blonde. So the whole
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: redhead thing just doesn't do it. And then Heather Gaze was,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: my nest is almost empty. And this bird is ready
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: to soar. I think that's pretty good. It's what she
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: talked about. We talked about it last week. I liked
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: that she was honest about being excited that her youngest
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: was going off to college. So good for her. Lola Young,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: who I love this singer. She has that very famous song. Um,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: she really blew up on TikTok, which, you know, was
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: amazing for her. She's a very talented singer. Um, She
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: is going away for a while and canceling everything because
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: she collapsed on stage in New York City. And you
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: could see her. Some people say she might have said,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm fainting. I don't know. But she
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: had the mic and she like and then stepped back
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: and lucky for her, she kind of managed to land
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: on her butt before landing on her head. When I fainted,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I like went straight back like a timber and hit
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: the back of my head. And in reading the comments,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: people are like, when you feel faint, you sit down.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, let me just speak from experience. You're performing.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: You don't know what's happening because you're not used to fainting.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: And you think it's just a weird, like dizzy thing.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: And guess what? There isn't a chair there. You're performing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: If you felt that way and you were in your
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: bathroom or your kitchen, you would like grab something and
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: sit down. or lay down, but you're performing. That's why
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: there's videos of people on camera because everything's filmed. And
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: when you're performing, whether you're a news reporter or a
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: standard comedian or a singer, you hope that it's not
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: going to lead to you actually fainting. And that's why
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: it gets caught on camera. But I hope that she
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: is okay. Speaking of which, I am going to be
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: performing in Vegas, as you guys know, November 14th. We
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: are really, very close now to being sold out. I
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: don't want you to miss out. I know they just
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: gave the lineup of three days at BravoCon. So you're
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: probably planning out your time. And my show is at
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: 10 PM on Friday night. So you can do your stuff.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: If you want to go to the convention, that's all
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: in the afternoon, come back to your hotel, get cute,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: maybe get a small bite, And come to the show
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: and have a blast because this is not going to
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: be tame like what goes on at BravoCon. This is
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: the real shit and it's going to be fucking funny
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: and we are not going to hold back. And Brandy
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Julie special guests. And I love this poster because it's
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: me and all these guys on the billboard of Aces comedy.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: And my friend Luella Chavez, who is a juicy scooper
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: who lives in Vegas, took a photo of it for me.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: And I really appreciate that. So you go to heathermcdolland.net
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and that's also where you join my Patreon. And that
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: is where I'm really going to get into these next
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: few subjects that I'm going to talk about now, but
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: the real juice that I know is going to be
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: on Friday's Patreon. So you may or may not have
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: heard that there is a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: called the Riyadh Comedy Festival. And it's been put on
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: by the Saudi Arabian government and princes to bring entertainment
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: like they have. You know, they've had singers, they've had boxing,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: they had live golf, which is all the top golfers
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: were going to play in their tournament to bring eyes
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: and entertainment to this part of the world. That is
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: like the goal. But many people have a problem with
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: those who participate in going over there, in performing, and
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: as the kids would say, grabbing their bag. And so
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: people have been asking me, how do I feel about it?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: You know, it's many of the top comedians. There's so
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: many of them and many of them are getting criticized
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: more so than others based on how they presented themselves
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: in the last 20 years of their career. Have they
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: been outspoken about political stuff? Have they, you know, been
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: righteous and pointing their fingers at other people and then
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: yet they go do this. Does that make them hypocritical?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Should they be held to a higher standard than a
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Beyonce that might perform or something like that? So I
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: want to talk more freely about my feelings and that's
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: going to be, on Patreon as well. So why don't you,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: you can kind of look at it and then kind
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: of see what would you do if you were offered
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: this kind of money? The money is um, apparently, uh,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Shane Gillis said, I was offered, I turned it down.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: They doubled it. I turned it down. The only person
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: that we really know, according to what he said is
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Tim Dillon. He said he was offered 300,000. He said,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I want five. They said, here's three. Okay. 375. He accepted,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: but then they went through his archives of podcasts and
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: found that he mocked their, their situation over there. And
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: that is not allowed. And also when they go do
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: their standup sets, they have to adhere to a big
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: long list of quote unquote censorship. They can't talk about
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: many different subjects. So for other comedians, that might be
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: easier to do. For ones that that's the bulk of
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: their act, you kind of wonder, okay, did they just
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: get a team of writers together to write all jokes
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: about the wife and kids? Or did they go to
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: their archives? Or do they just not care? Maybe if
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: they didn't accept this first invitation, if this goes on
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: for 20 years, they won't be asked in the future.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Are the people that are criticizing it bitter because they
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: weren't asked? It's interesting, and as a stand-up comedian, I
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: have my thoughts. So let me hear yours. Also, I
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: also want to get into some crazy conspiracy theories. This
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: one is just interesting. There was a movie called Snake
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Eyes that came out. I first saw this like two
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: weeks ago, and now a lot of people have picked
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: it up. Snake Eyes is a movie starring Nicolas Cage.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: It came out, I believe, about 25 years ago. And
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: it is about, these are just some of the weird similarities.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: It's about a politician with a blonde wife who gets
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: shot in the neck. That man is named Charlie Kirkland.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: It takes place in the Trump Hotel in Atlantic City.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: And then there's like 20, 20 other really weird. Uh, Oh,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: also there's Tyler. The executioner is the person who did it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: It's weird. It's weird. Now. Also, I talked about the
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: weird coincidence of the, um, Keenan and Cal comedy video
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: from comedy central, which could, that must've been done at
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: least 10, if not more years ago, where he's, this,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: this funny episode where a detective comes in and is
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: yelling at a rapper saying, we know you killed this
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: other rapper. And he's like, how do you know that?
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: And then they play his music and he, it basically
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: says exactly how he did it. And that's the joke
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: of it, that a rapper would tell on himself through
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: his music. And then, and that is what's happening with
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Celeste and David, the young girl whose body was found
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: in David, the singer's car, who wrote a song called Homicide,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Romantic Homicide, you know, and what are his excuses going
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to be? There's more with it. He still has not
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: been arrested. There's video of them going to his family's
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: farm in Texas just days after her body was found.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that was about. They also, TMZ
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: also interviewed this young boy and his mom, and he
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: was her boyfriend before David. Now she was only 15.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: So maybe they were hanging out when they were 13. And,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: you know, he is sharing, you know, he's a young kid,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: so he's not the most articulate thing. And he's sharing
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: about how She really had a hard life at home.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: She didn't get along with her parents and saying all
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: this and people like, what's the point of this interview?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: And I just think everybody's just trying to find out more,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: but I think it's just so strange the way the
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: universe is working that it's like, what is real? What's not?
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Are we just been around so long that you just
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: put enough stuff out there and then somehow it becomes
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: a reality 20 years later and it's just a huge
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: coincidence or is it something more? So tell me what
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: you think. We're going to talk about that on Patreon
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: as well. Karen Huger, Real Housewives of Potomac is coming
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: back and they show her, they teased it in a trailer,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: getting released from prison. One of my favorite scenes of
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: all the housewife scenes is when Teresa comes home from
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: her one year prison early in the morning and Joe,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: her now ex-husband is like, And a wife beater, well, sorry,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: they used to call it that, a white tank top
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: with no sleeves. To keep it, I don't care. And
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: he's like, how you doing? And she's so emotional and
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: she cries and then all the girls come. And I
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: think about it and I still get chills. Karen, you know,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: it's just becoming a rite of passage of like a housewife.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: You got it. You got to film when they come
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: home from prison. You just have to. And Jen Shah,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: her time keeps getting shortened. But Andy was recently asked
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: by a fan, what about Jen Shah? And he's like,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to see her again or something.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see her on our televisions. Oh, yeah, right.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Like when she is coming out in like less than
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: a year, you're not going to try to film that
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: or offer her something. I would be shocked. I would
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: be shocked. Books coming out of our housewives. Dorit, her
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: book is called Unburdened. Don't love the title, Dorit. I don't,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: but she's wearing like a fashionista kind of jacket that's
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: too big and her waist looks tiny and her face
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: looks very kind of, it's hard to even see that
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: it's her, but you can tell it's her. And I
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: just think the word unburdened is just not a good
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: word because it just reminds me too much of And
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: if we're unburdened by our burdens, then we're unburdened by,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't think it's a great title. I,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: people should have, people thought, um, something about too chic
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: could have been better, whatever. And then Lisa Rinna's is
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: you better believe I'm going to talk about it is
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: her title. And, um, the cover is, you know, kind
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: of her looking cute and like a weird outfit. It's
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: a lot going on in the cover. but I think
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: it's kind of fun. And I think it's, it's hopefully
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: she saved some juice for the book, just like Sheena.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: She has a podcast too, with her husband, she's done interviews.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I hope she was smart enough to save some real
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: behind the scenes juice. You know, she had a whole
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: life before, uh, housewives that she can speak on with
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: days are alive, TV movies and, Hollywood. I hope she's
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: going to talk about it all. You better believe I'm
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: going to talk about it. So Lisa, I'm excited for
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: you and I hope that you come back on Juicy
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Scoop so we can talk about it. Oh God, this
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: is back, you guys. Seeking Sister Wives. This couple, you
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: remember them. They I will be watching this. They are
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: on their next, this is the girl that's like, she's
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: kind of got like a weird mouth and she's like,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: we're so excited. We have a new sister wife that's coming.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: They got divorced, she and her husband, so that he
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: could bring on a foreign sister wife. So it was
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: like a double whammy. It's like, sister wives meets 90
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: day fiance. And that chick bailed. She was just like, actually,
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: even after they had sex, she's like, I don't want
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: to be part of this weird family. I'd rather live
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: in a third world country than be stuck in Colorado
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: with the two of you weirdos. So then they went
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: for another one and that didn't work out. And now
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: this is like their fifth season. And they got this
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: girl from Brazil and they've since had another child, the couple.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: And so then she's like, hi. She's like, I'm so
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: excited to be my sister wife. And then the sister
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: wife comes and she grabs the baby and the baby's like,
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: you know, like one and is like cuddling the new
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: sister wife to be. And she's like, I'm crying because
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sad, but I'm happy that the baby is taken
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  Speaker 2: to her so much because she's my sister. It is
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: just the strangest shit. And I know TLC doesn't pay
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a lot, but I hope it's all worth it. Weirdos. Okay.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Bad Bunny is doing the Super Bowl. So people were like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we were hoping it was Taylor. Well, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's not. Listen, Taylor is enjoying her life. She is engaged.
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  Speaker 2: And then she went to Selena Gomez's wedding. They got married.
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  Speaker 2: looked very beautiful. I love the photos that they're each
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: sharing Selena Gomez. And, um, and then there was like
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: an article that of, uh, two stars from when Selena
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: was on Waverly place that, you know, we're talking to,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: to talking to Taylor and they're like, Oh my God,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: she just, she just came in the room and was just,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: you know, so normal and so lovely. What did you expect?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Did you expect her not to be a normal person? No,
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  Speaker 2: she's thrilled. Her friend is getting married. She doesn't have
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: to perform. There's nothing better than being a guest at
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: a wedding and having a good fucking time. That's what
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: she wants to do. She wants to go to the
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  Speaker 2: football games, not perform. She wants to go to the
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: weddings and sit back and have fun until it's time
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: to have her wedding. People have asked me, Heather, what
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: is your prediction for Taylor Swift's wedding dress? And I
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: think it will be very lacy and fitted. at the waist,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: extremely traditional and classic, like the most gorgeous of like lace.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I don't see like any cleavage or anything like that happening,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: something really unique. And then she will have like a
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: satin cool dress for the dinner. And then she'll have
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: like a short one for the dancing. But I think
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: for the actual, like getting married, she's going to want
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: to look, um, just like stunning and timeless. And so
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I don't see any kind of trends where it's like
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: the see-through bodice or, you know, um, you know, a
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: big slit up the leg. I don't, not that those
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: aren't great. I would go for that if I was
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: getting married today. I'm just saying that's my prediction. We'll see.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: As a Heather, many people have said, Heather, how do
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: you feel about the fact that your name is completely
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: not popular anymore? Well, I saw this many years ago
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: when I joked about why I was concerned that one
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: day Heather would turn into our Gladys, which was my
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: grandmother's name, and that they'll just be one day a
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: nursing home filled with Heathers. And it will happen. And
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I've tried to encourage my juicy scoopers who are pregnant
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: with girls to name them Heather, to make it cool again.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I tried to start a charity, a nonprofit called Heather's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: for Heather's, keeping Heather's hot for generations to come and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: giving gifts to women who named their daughter Heather. I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: don't know why you're not choosing it. It's classic. Your
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: daughter will be the only Heather in the kindergarten. I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: don't know why this doesn't happen, but they did a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: story on it. And these top 80 baby girl names
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: are now totally unpopular. So in 1980, the number one
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: name was Jessica. It is now number 574. Jennifer was two,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: makes a lot of sense. I knew a lot of Jennifer's,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez. There's a lot of Jennifer's.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Amanda was number three. It's now 496. Ashley, number four.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: I feel like Ashley is a little bit younger than
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: my group. Well, I guess that would be for the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: eighties since I was born in 70. Okay. Stephanie, a
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: lot of Stephanie's. Now that next is Melissa, number seven, Nicole, eight.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: So Heather was number 10 in the eighties. I think
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: it really peaked more like 1975 is when it peaked.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: So in the eighties, it was already like coming a
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: little bit off the excitement. It is now at 977. Okay.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. And also you could, you could do
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: something fun with it. How about Heatherina? How about Heatherin?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: How about Heather Lee? You can make it your own. Okay.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: And then Tiffany is number 11. So These names, people,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, bring out a classic Heather and watch
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: your world change. Name your daughter Heather. I've literally not
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: met one yet. That's a juicy skipper who named their
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: daughter Heather. Anyway, very fun. Speaking of Heathers, there was
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: a Heather that started chant at the golf course. And
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: they had to apologize and quit. And some people thought
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: it was me. No, there's, like I said, there's many
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: other Heathers besides me. I would never do that at
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: a golf tournament. I went to the Masters. I know
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: about golf decorum. I can enjoy myself and be quiet
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: and watch something. I always thought it was very interesting
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: that at the Masters, how quiet it was, the complete opposite.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: when nobody was making a peep. And I'm like, how
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: are we surrounded with all these men that are dads
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: that probably sneeze and clear their throat multiple times a day.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: But when it comes to watching the masters, guess what? Crickets, silent,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: barely could hear the breeze in the Georgian sun. So
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: everyone can be classy and quiet when they want to be.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Guess who just went red? Pamela Anderson
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: and not a fan, not a fan. I've told you this.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Now she's got short blonde hair, still no makeup. You
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: know what? Actually, it does kind of look good. I'm
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: going to take it back. Maybe it's for a movie,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: but it's kind of copper. You know what? This color
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: looks better with her no makeup look than the blonde did.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to see, this is what happens when
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: you're an evolved person. You can change your mind. You
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: can hear someone else's opinion that doesn't agree with yours.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, actually, you brought up some really
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: good points. You don't have to freak out and go
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: crazy typing away, saying something nasty. All right, you guys,
• 1:04:46
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