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THE MORNING SHOW w/ Alvin & Peanut · Country 92-5 Morning Show w/Damon & Amanda Jo

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  Speaker 1: Joke.
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  Speaker 2: Dum Are you sure? Mm hmm? All right, then we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna need a prize tickets to see Billy Carrington and
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  Speaker 2: Kip Moore. Fantastic. Let's get a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: Sign just just tested the world's argist section cup. Oh man,
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  Speaker 2: it is never gonna get this one.
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  Speaker 3: Do it again, Sign just just tested the world's argist
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  Speaker 3: suction cup.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's see it so they can figure out
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  Speaker 1: the punchline of that one, because the prize is awesome. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get this one. It's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: non traditional punchline. Yeah, like, what did they hear about it?
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  Speaker 1: It's knocked you know what? There is a sucking element involved.
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  Speaker 1: I'm betting there'd be some googling going on here because
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, Kip Moore and Billy Carrington tickets, that's
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  Speaker 1: no joke.
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  Speaker 2: So we need the punch line of the joke.
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  Speaker 1: Eight six oh two four nine ninety two five zero,
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  Speaker 1: Come and get them now here on Country ninety two five,
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  Speaker 1: Country ninety two five, Happy Tuesday, Happy Tuesday?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this? Bailey Kayley?
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  Speaker 1: If you knew this joke without googling that I would
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  Speaker 1: be surprised, but it doesn't make a difference.
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  Speaker 2: You can totally google it.
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  Speaker 1: So you ready to get those Kip More slash Billy
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  Speaker 1: Currington tickets? Yes, all right, then give me the punchline
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  Speaker 1: to this joke. Signist just tested the world's larger suction cup.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off. Test
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  Speaker 2: of grace. Yeah you hear that.
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  Speaker 1: Scientists just tested the world's largest suction cup.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how they pulled it off. To day
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  Speaker 2: is a very special thing.
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  Speaker 1: Why Happy SpongeBob Day, celebrating his somewhat fictional birthday and
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  Speaker 1: the fact he's been on there twenty five years. Were
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  Speaker 1: you ever a SpongeBob fan? Because I will just say
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  Speaker 1: it flat out, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not a fan.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was slightly too old when it started.
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  Speaker 1: For me.
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  Speaker 3: The Nickelodeon cartoons that I recognize Doug rug Rats Running,
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  Speaker 3: Stimpy oh Ran, and.
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  Speaker 1: Stimpy Good Call, high five, Thank you. Also Mac and
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  Speaker 1: Cheese Day today with deals I found found him at
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  Speaker 1: Noodles in Company and Panera happening today and done Done, Done,
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  Speaker 1: done done done. It's Shark Awareness Day. Although I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure if there's a shark around you're probably aware.
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  Speaker 2: Allo, maybe not. No, actually you're probably not. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for the question. Please don't do that again.
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  Speaker 1: Birthdays today, Hey, Hey, Cowetzel is thirty four today, and
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  Speaker 1: it's the birthday of UFC fighter Connor McGregor, who apparently
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  Speaker 1: had quite the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't really.
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  Speaker 3: Make it to his long awaited match back in the ring.
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  Speaker 3: He injured his knee in the opening seconds and it's
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  Speaker 3: been all over social media and somehow ended up in
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  Speaker 3: a fight with Machine Gun Kelly too.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the two do not like each other.
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  Speaker 3: But there's a picture that's gone viral of like Connor
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  Speaker 3: kind of swinging up in so epically missing MGCA.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Buddy. Country singer Jamie Johnson turns fifty one,
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  Speaker 1: and here's a blast from the past. Name actor Matthew Fox. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Party of five. Anybody, he's fifty today? And those are
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  Speaker 1: today's special days and birthdays right here on the Country
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  Speaker 1: ninety two to five Morning Show. Happy Tuesday Today is
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  Speaker 1: National Beware of Sharks.
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  Speaker 2: Day's Country ninetywo by Morning Show. My name is Damon.
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  Speaker 2: That's a man, the Joe that's kind of an obsession
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  Speaker 2: with sharks. I mean, she tracks him and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I have an awareness because I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: get eaten byline.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and it's your you know, your home states, so
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  Speaker 1: you like to see where they're at, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: around the coastline is Michael. One fascinating fact. The first
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  Speaker 1: one would not I would not test this. If you
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  Speaker 1: flip a shark over on its back and rub its belly,
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  Speaker 1: it will go into a trance.
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  Speaker 2: But again I've.
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  Speaker 3: Also heard if you like touch him on the nose,
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  Speaker 3: like there's like a sensory thing, like I.
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  Speaker 1: Know they have sensitive noses. I know people have save
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  Speaker 1: there behind because they gave a sock in a nose
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, not cool. Did you know they
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  Speaker 1: have no bones, zero bones. They're made entirely of cartilage,
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  Speaker 1: which makes them lighter, faster, except their.
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  Speaker 2: Teeth more dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't teeth technically a bone?
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  Speaker 2: That's a good question. Should look that up.
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  Speaker 1: But that was a fact, like in nine different sties
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  Speaker 1: out of looks on comedy accounts. By the way, they
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  Speaker 1: can't get cavities. Their teeth are automatically coated in a
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  Speaker 1: thick layer of fluoride.
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  Speaker 2: That was a bonus one.
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  Speaker 1: And the last one, as far as the threat to
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  Speaker 1: human beings actually falling. Coconuts kill thirty times more people
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  Speaker 1: every year than sharks, So if you look for something
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  Speaker 1: along the beach to be wary of, it's the look.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: The probability is still smaller. However, when people say that
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  Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, yes, but the beaches that I
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  Speaker 3: go to or have gone to historically on the Cape
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  Speaker 3: are now like a ground for them. So I'm going
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  Speaker 3: the probability of me swimming there in the water with
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  Speaker 3: a shark.
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  Speaker 2: Is probably good, safe rather than sorry. Yeah. Besides, coconut's
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  Speaker 2: not going to chase you around them.
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  Speaker 3: No, Like, I still would like to see sea one
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  Speaker 3: like safely from a boat, a very big boat.
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  Speaker 1: Put that on one of your famous bucket lists. Those
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  Speaker 1: are today's fascinating facts on the Country. Ninety two five
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show, Good Morning, Good Tuesday Morning, six twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: That's Amanda, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Damon.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for the scoop sponsored by Monico Ford.
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  Speaker 3: So congratulations to Jason Alden. He didn't reveal too much,
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  Speaker 3: but in a recent interview during a countdown show, he
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  Speaker 3: happened to mention that his oldest daughter, Keeley, has graduated
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  Speaker 3: college and she got married about a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: So congrats to Jason and Carly Pearce.
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  Speaker 3: Over the fourth Holiday, spent some time at home and
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  Speaker 3: looks like she was going through some of her parents'
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  Speaker 3: old stuff. She found some audio of her yodeling at
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  Speaker 3: nine years.
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  Speaker 2: Old and not bad at all. Listen to this wow
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  Speaker 2: at nine right.
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  Speaker 3: She said in the post that she wanted to sound
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  Speaker 3: like Leanne Rimes, so she was kind of apologizing to
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  Speaker 3: her parents for having to listen to her or practice
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  Speaker 3: that in her bedroom growing up. But when I actually
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  Speaker 3: listened to the clip, I'm going that's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: That's not bad. Girl's got skills. I'd be like, my
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  Speaker 2: kid's got some talent.
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  Speaker 1: Good Morning Show, and we appreciate you spending some time
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  Speaker 1: with us this morning. I hope it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a great day for you. And that's Amanda Joel. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Damon. Today's feel good story. Congrats to John
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry Carroll of Tennessee. Just celebrated their eightieth wedding
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  Speaker 1: anniversary along with their three kids, seven grandkids, twenty one
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  Speaker 1: great grandkids, one great great great grandkid, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of friends.
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  Speaker 2: Did they get married when they were twelve.
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  Speaker 1: No, because he's three, and so they were legit. Now,
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  Speaker 1: with that kind of guest list, you would assume maybe
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  Speaker 1: they had rent a hall or something. Nope, they had
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  Speaker 1: it at McDonald's. Yeah, but here's why I so darling.
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  Speaker 1: They've gone every Friday night to the same McDonald's for
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  Speaker 1: sixty years where they sit together and share a sausage
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  Speaker 1: McMuffin with egg. And McDonald's was ready for him. They
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  Speaker 1: had a big sign hung right under the Golden arches,
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  Speaker 1: and then they made a cake entirely out of sausage
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  Speaker 1: MiG muffins. The only thing that went south as the
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  Speaker 1: manager surprised him with Ronald McDonald, who he wanted them
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  Speaker 1: to renew their valves, but John just went, yeah, too much.
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  Speaker 1: If I do that, Jerry might want another one hundred
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  Speaker 1: years and I don't even have it in me. So
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  Speaker 1: Ronald just kind of hung and entertained the kids. So
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  Speaker 1: love and love is going on, and that's today's feel
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  Speaker 1: good story here on the Country. In ninety two, five
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show